Yeah, I guess it's fuckin over edition.>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Financials podcasts/channelshttps://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysishttps://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/Previous: >>51574567
>That last minute dump
nice dump again
Wooooooooo
BECLOWN POSTERS YOU HAVE REHEEMED YOURSELVES
SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0AI'm GONNA PLAY IT
>>51576255>W-walah
UVXY to 7 baby
>>51576248i hate the antichrist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i forgot to have lunch
christ what a bunch of schitzo shit, luckily I followed that red dildo to a positive day but fucking hell these reversals are some seriously stressful shit
this market is ruthless, when it pumps it's like it pumps as a sick joke on unsuspecting Mumus
Sorry guys i bought
Opinion on SAVA?
i am financially peeing
STOP THE COUNT
>>51576300Check again bobo, it moved 0.01% up again
Have we ever had a president so he'll bent on destroying America and therefore the world? What are his motivations simple greed and corruption? Is he a servant of the anti Christ bringing about the end times?
another baggie just bought last minute for $110M
baggie are you okayare you okay baggie
Just stopping in to remind all mumus that they are clown ass niggas and they ain't my bois.
I fucked up bad, I was just barely in the black so I sold a stack of penny shit and apparently it counted pretty heavily towards my margin equity and put me 1000 in the red. I think I'm just gonna turn my phone off for all of tomorrow.
dat close
DING DING DINGHow much are >>>(you) drinking tonight?
>>51576248It was always a fake pump. Deal with it.
welp, in order to test myself and my chart indicators, i bought a single FDX put expiring next week. i plan to buy more SPXS tomorrow to lower my average cost and maybe close my F puts before close. good luck and god speed everyone
this entire day was one big meme wtf was that price action
>>51576355I said I wasn't going to but now I just don't see what the point of abstaining is.
A toast, to jews! A wonderful last minute (((performance))) today!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST 10-MIN CANDLE?!?!
>Precisely average SPY volume
Cool, it continues to be the most glowing, faggot asshole market I've ever had sit through.And no, you boring unclever faggot fucks, I didn't *lose* money.
>>51576376baggie outsmarted them by inversing himself so they outsmarted his outsmarting with a double rug reacharound
>>51576355>-9.56% after daily inflationLots. What a frustrating day.
>>51576307He doesn't know about SAVA. Lol.
I bought one tiny crab spread today as a test. It didn't even go up 50%. That barely keeps up with inflation
>>OPFuck I should have kept those 50 shares. My fucking boss was passing behind me. Godamn. I should have sold them at 25.80 at least which is what I was going to do in the first place
>>51576394this is fineis this showing up on other charts or is yahoo just completely goofy
>>51576350spaghettis had to find $300M to fill some fat books. waited till z period to fill the last chunk
Can (You) explain the Dec to Jan jump?
Meanwhile the SEC works on lawsuits that involve claiming all of crypto is a US security.That's what our regulators do while a central bank blatantly bids the market and makes everything move like a shitcoin so more socialist faggots can get into office and cut off more baby dicks.
Stocks are going to drop into oblivion. Do not take risks. FED will tight HARDER AND LONGER!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOz_xEWVooListen to Joseph WANG YANG GANG he use to work for PAPA POWELL!!!!!!!!!!
>>51576355FUCKCARVANA
Impressive dump at the close
>mfw trading spy options today
>>51576449>CARVANAAre people unironically buying cars in the current year/month?
>>51575468>I fucking called itWhere's this guy now? Lol
>3 hour scam pump erased in 5 minutesoh im laffin
>>51576469NOWHY WONT THIS SHITCO DIE???
this graph makes me want to suicidewasn't even options mostly jus stocks and then options slightly at the end
I was right again. Fake and gay pump into a real dump to close
>>51576476SuP, i made bank on those swings- it also pumped overall on last hour even if it was lame.
>>51576469They are buying them before the new laws go into effect requiring tracking, remote shutoff by authorities, and "eye scanning technology" is required on all new cars
So SOXLosers, what will you do when your flaming thrashcan of a ticker finally falls to a single digit?
>>51576433its a little bit of a misprint in orderflow but no one baggie bought $666M on the close
>>51576489>buying power $90oof
>>51576496well called weird anime game poster
RETARDED CLOWN MARKETMMT GLOWFAGGOT PRESIDENT
>>51576355I quit drinking nearly a year ago but it would be my usual pint of Wild Turkey. Now I eat edibles at market close then take my dog for a walk once it starts kicking in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A6hG6Xg6zQ
>>51576510>TFW the gubmint wants my '12 6 speed Tacoma
My CTLT puts made 100% today. My XRAY puts did 100% earlier this week. Feeling nice.
so whats the earnings go do today afterhours??
>>51576496$3 drop on spy in like 10 minutes, lots of money couldve been made there
>>51576520props to you anon, I am proud of you.
Did the scientists ever find out why black people are so stupid?
slurpers, mumus, it doesn't have to end like this, all you have to do is have a modicum of self control. thats all it takes. it's just getting pathetic at this point, it isn't even fun to watch anyore.
>>51576532only 100% thats weak
>>51576536Yes sir?? https://earningswhispers.com/calendar
LITERALLY A PUMP AND DUMPTHEY LITERALLY PUMP AND DUMP THE MARKET INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING IT TREND DOWNTHEY PROACTIVELY *TRY* TO MAKE SURE ONLY BANKS GET TO SHORT THE MARKET
>>51576328>the president has a knob labeled STOCK MARKET on his deskretard
>>51576536who is on deck?
>>51576548meh i ended the day positive so despite all my rage im still not a wagie in a cage
Buy equities or buy I series bonds? I'm about 43k in cash right now with a ~200k portfolio. I'm finding it really tempting since I don't know when the hell this pain is gonna end
>>51576547There are many different reasons and factors than could be summed up within the 2000 character limit here
violent dump to startcrab all dayviolent pump at the endfollow by violent dump into close >we are healing
>>51576542The edibles really make it easy. It's changing one addiction to another but anyone out there with a drinking problem should give it a try. Much better for you than the booze.
>>51576565Well that senile pedo's certainly got an SPR knob to fuck with gas prices.
>>51576489speculation isn't for you. In fact, it's not really for anyone, but mostly not you.
>>51576564weren't you supposed to go away and just play vidya some threads ago?you're gonna fuck up your fingers by continuously keyboard raging like that
I'm up 5.5% for the past 2 days while the market is down 2.5 percent. I love this
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE JUST GET FUCKING MIDTERMS OVER WITHI ABSOLUTELY CANNOT FUCKING STAND THIS CLOWNWORLD NONSENSE ANYMOREIRISH TRAVELER FAGGOT PRESIDENTEVERYTHING HAS TO BE A SCAM
>>51576411I pussied out on selling the 50/55 call spread and I'll wait patiently to try and get the 55/60 if it gets ATM
>>51576568no who is on first
>>51576564and yet you keep playing.
>>51576591you are- I feel you there but it is a massive improvement for booze. I loved drinking but it is not a good Long play.
>>51576607>HURRRRRR WE'RE WATCHIN UFAGGOT
WHY IS SAVA STILL PUMPING I BOUGHT PUTS AT 50 FUCKKKKKKK
>>51576538I'm.still heavily short on China. I think their economic collapse will be far worse.
NEW 52 WEEK LOWGIVE IT UP FOR A NEW SOXL 52 WEEK LOW
>SAVACRBPajeet blown the FUCK out
>>51576657there were several soxl slurpers in smg today they done slurped up
>>51576563>>51576568costco and fedex. costco is in one minute i guess from the link.
>>51576637SAVA has no debt. Why are you shorting a company with no debt?
WE DESERVE TO LOSE WW3 TO CHINAWE JUST COPY EVERYTHING THEY DO EXCEPT OUR LEADERS ARE TOO HUGE OF A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS AND PUSSIES TO EVEN ADMIT IT SO EVERYTHING JUST SUCKS COMPLETE DICK AND ALL OF OUR LIVES ARE A BIG LIE UNLESS WE SUCK ALL THE DICK REQUIRED FOR REAL CITIZENSHIP
Price is meaningless until the fed puts capital reserves back on. Its still fairy dust right now. 4% yield on fairy dust is something right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs
You know, it's days like today that really make me frown at life.But then I remember I'm not black so it's all good :)
>>51576688Found the chinkcel
>>51576688You know, SETPOINTanon, sometimes your schtick gets old but on days like today, yeah, I get you. I get you.
>>51576620SAVA. You didn't sell 50/55's at 12:45 Pacific TIme. Lol.You didn't start daydrinking at 1 PM cuz ur down 8% today
>>51576691>what spooks actually think we're supposed to think>"YEAH? YOU THOUGHT CONGRESS WAS REAL? WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A FUCKIN N***ER, YOU EVER THINK OF THAT??"
>>51576688>we copy chinaIs this nigga retarded?
>>51576738He's a r/asianmasculinity cope chink
>tfw positive $1600 on the day but I lost $100 on my last trade so my mood is souredMaybe I shouldn't day trade for the entire market session, this shit is bad for your psyche
>>51576688look the general thesis is, if our shits fake and gay, and china's copying our shit, its faker and gayer on their end and as long as we're less fake and gay we're good.I really hate that kayfabe is our best allegory for politics.
>"SO YOU THINK THE BILL OF RIGHTS SHOULD APPLY TO EVERYONE? HUH? WELL HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?">"YOU HEARD MAIL IN VOTING COULD BE INSECURE WELL HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MARTIN LUTHER KING???"
>>51576755could be worse
>>51576547I just happen to have a copy of the report fren
>>51576796"people"
>>51576797wonder how that spy 378 call is looking
Genetics and their own retarded "culture"
At least I get paid tomorrow.
>COST misses earnings, down 2.24>FDX already preran, crabbing
>COSTlmfao
>>51576755>Hey babe I was wonder-SHUT UP
>JUDGE DREDD?? WELL HOW ABOUT DRED SCOTT, SCUMBAG
Oh look, I was right how Costco earnings tanking is going to kill markets tomorrow.
Cunbun eternal fuck you jannie :))))
The day Costco stops selling their $1.50 hotdogs and incredible pizza is the day America dies.
so was it 10yr that caused that last minute doomp?
I LOST 10 GRAND IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES!!! DA FUCKING JOOZ!!!!
>>51576937obviously not
>>51576937No, it was because PPT is shelved in the last 15.
YEAH OR YOU KNOW JUST THE BIG CENTRALIZED BANK THAT GIVES BIG OBLIQUELY WORDED SPEECHES ABOUT ITS FUCKING "LEVERS" ONCE EVERY 3 OR 4 DAYS
>>51576996Come on, you know you'd love to troll global markets with your choice of words and body language.
>>51576960It wasn't that surprising to be honest, we aren't low enough yet for a proper bear rally
>>51576960Down 5k myself. It’s only money right?
>>51576996Stop typing in caps you fucking schizo you're messing up my chi
>>51577017MY BODY LANGUAGE ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT HE WAS THE ONE GETTING TROLLED LAST TIME DESU>WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU FUCKHEADS STOP PUMPING THIS CLOWNWORLD MARKETCAN'T HELP BUT AGREE WITH HIM!!!
>bitcoin rallying after FDX accidentally leaked earningsso much for "muh uncorrelated asset class"
>>51576781>domo>haddo>gayHim infiltrating the Yahoo headquarters was some funny shit.
>>51577041Shut up filthy chink
ASMB stock ladies!
>>51576960were you long in the everything bubble pop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxF1pz3VrfE
>>51577057
and just like that the entire planet is bankrupt and starving except for israel
>>51577092>hides andrew tate Tranny detected
>>51577057Its been delisted you can deactivate your bot retard
>>51577113i shant be bothered by such zoomer garbage in my 4channel experience
>>51577059I reckon they'll have one last sympathy pump since all the degenerates bought puts.
>>51576547Yeah, evolution, or lack thereof. Some peoples got smarter, we weren't always like this.
Vix bros...
>>51576547ya we did.they're basically women.
Shemitah end Monday>>51576764>>51576664
>>51577229no way to know but what percentage of jews do you think make up the market?
>>51577229Game face on. I'm ready shitmada. crash your worst. motherfucka!
>>51577213That's some premium no fap material you got there son
>>51577213CURSED IMAGE
N
costco saved the marketspy 400 EOD tomorrow
KILL ALL JANNIES
>"The SP500 has declined more than 1%, on 1 out of 4 days this year. The only higher readings since 1990 were, 2002 and 2008."Bros if we can just get through this....
>>51577325you can, just inverse
Bros I need some hopium....
>>51577351Everyday the market falls is one day closer to the bottom
>Cramer briefly mentioned LMTFuckFuckFuckFUCK
>>51577309>cost = rugged AHKek. Mumus not going to sleep well.
>>51577380>le cramer indexback to wsb
+8.01%
>>51577380>>51577380did they restructure or something?
>>51577261A disproportionate amount
>>51577351Just remember that the market literally always goes up over time and that this is one of the biggest, shittiest and most irrational year-long sell offs in history. Every other time this has happened the entire trend has reversed and pumped for years.Unless you're 150% retarded and genuinely believe that the US economy is going to collapse soon, you should just keep DCAing and holding long term
>>51577097Actually my WILC is not doing too great today
>>51577428why dca when you could just short now and buy the bottom?
/KOC/ RISE UP
>>51577428Boomers still have their retirements. This year is definitely going to get a lot more "shitty and irrational".
>>51577428>irrationaltranslation:>I have no idea wtf is going on
costco hit earnings expectations. This is bearish as with a 39 PE they needed to get a big beat to justify valuation.
How high would the yield on bonds need to be to make you consider them over equities?
>>51577309Im sorry fren
>>51577446Boomer advice is good for most people who don't know what they're doing but if you have balls you should do that
>>51576511Wait patiently for its inevitable resurgence.
>>51577428>Every other time this has happened the entire trend has reversed and pumped for yearsThis nigga never looked at a chart dated before 2001
Huh, did you know PEP outperforms KO?>>51577482>not shorting bond at the risk-free rate to have more leverage for equities and risk-on assets
>>51577453The housing market needs to crash for shit to get weird. Boomers have to lose so much money they sell their McMansions en masse. That's a lot of money to lose.
>>51577309Yup. Revenue still strong.>M-muh recessionStop the fuck up faggots. I'm so tired of hearing this shit from US twats as someone who is living in Europe currently undergoing hellish macroeconomic settings.
>>51577475You have no rational explanation for why there has been consistent selling for a year straight. Every time there's an even slightly spooky mainstream headline the algorithms go completely fucking nuts and suddenly billions are wiped out. Right now my theory is that Big Money is short with leverage to the tits so every move to the downside is over exaggerated. At some point it will reverse and they'll do the same thing to the upside. It's fucking insane but somewhat reliable.
Monkepox isn't over, cases are back up. SIGA will rise again
AMD or intel? Why?
>>51577532Oh you're right the markets never recovered after 1929 Nah fuck you
>>51577577you're retarded. Economy goes up and down and you should profit from both.
>>51577561Wait until unemployment fucks itself
>>51577393Newfag. Cramer exists to scam people out of there money. If he mentions you stocks you need to be careful dumbfuckistani.>>51577409Nah, they're just a recession proof boomer stock that I really like.
fuck this I'm buying calls on S M H tomorrow morning and you can't stop me
>>51577577>trend has reversed>pumped for yearsYou dumb fucking zoomer
>>51577568>4 students tested for monkepox at Washington Park ElementarySIGA NIGGAS REPORT
>>51577428There’s a difference between thinking the US economy is going to collapse and thinking we have way more down to go with all the bad macro. S&P500 should be 3000 by year end
Drawing a tranny soxl holder in a dumpster fire
>>51577631So the same fag teachers indoctrinating kids are also fucking them and giving them chimp pox? Checks out.
>>51577624What are you even trying to say jesus christ. I guess trends only last six months or some shit if you're retarded. LONG TERM TREND IS ONLY UP.
>>51577650t. retard
>>51577632Gotta love how all you faggots talk shit on TA and arbitrary levels and "past performance indicating future performance" etc until it's a market you like
>>51577658don't fight the fed
Be honest, have you capitulated?
>>51577669t. tranny sympathizer
>>51577687nope
>>51577687Not as such, I still have an about 50/50 mix of realized to unrealized loss.
when is shemita doompa?
>>51577564>You have no rational explanationwe keep telling you it's the jews but you don't like that explanation so you keep making up bullshit
welp, I'm holding 5 TSLA $280 puts @$1.35how fucked am I for tomorrow?
>>51577686You have no idea what the Fed is going to do. They 100% weren't going to hike rates until 2023 and then whoopsie that changed instantly and somehow caused a year long selloff. Now they're saying that they'll keep hiking rates. What do you think is going to happen?
>>51577687Nope and never will.
>>51577711We're in it. The last year of the shemitah started last September to now
>>51577702Monkepox is spreading through non sexual transmission, these 4 cases at one elementary school + over a dozen other cases prove that point. SIGA is Moderna 2.0Cope and seethe
>>51576307idk. im in since $27 after siga was a nigga to me. also next position is in rvlp and rvph. rvlp been long on. RVPH been averaging down but it’s my sore spot rn
>>51577687I have 4 SPY bags that avg 390 and I'm probably just gonna keep them now, fuck this shit
>>51577746ah, I thought it was supposed to be one catastrophic eventa bit disappointing
>>51577617Me too despite losing 20% today on calls C:
>>51577724Unironically market buying everything I can on September 27th when shemitah ends based strictly on /pol/ shitposts and nobody can stop me
>>51577724"The Jews" is a great explanation. That's why I think all this dumping is bullshit and they're going to reverse it ASAP. Big Money can only short things into oblivion for so long before they actually need to start generating real capital again.
Do something, you piece of shit.
>The Bank of Japan has started selling US Treasuries to prop up the value of the Yenso thats why the 10year pumped
>>51577687I did... in May.
maybe the wrong place to talk about this, but now that the 2yr is at 4.1%, isn't this when the reverse repo facility is supposed to get emptied out and people flood into the 2yr?or did i misunderstand something (quite possible lol)?
>>51577591How? I keep hearing this shit and there's no sights of it a year after inflation kicked in. Back in the 1968/69 when inflation creeped in you could see unemployment going slightly up before it exploded in 1972 - we haven't seen this so far nor are there any signs that it will happen because 1) reduced workforce - there was a shortage of people after things went back to normal [which is exactly the reason why inflation popped off; same amount of goods produced with demand firing off] 2) companies still going to post stellar revenues and somewhat good operating margins which comfortably allows them to keep, at the very least, the current workforce. It's also likely within 3 to 6 months we will see core CPI going back to normal levels with JPM suggesting they have peaked already as current prices are not being bid anymore (rent) while other segments most likely reverting due to commodities deflating back to previous values (used cars). I'm not saying it's not possible but none of the hard data is showing this. I know Europe is beyond fucked (germany industry output is definitely going to contract severely in the next months) but I don't see anything in the US suggesting this - most likely just minor growth due to inflation eating up a bit of margins.
Ding ding ding!How'd you guys do today?
>>51577631I have it in my watch list but there is absolutely no fucking way I'm putting my money anywhere near it until it reverses course and breaks out of this downward channel. I've been burned twice trying to "buy the dip" on SIGA and lost $3000 in gains by doing so. I think that's quite enough losses for one ticker.
I’m on /smg/ and in the bath
>>51577763Sort of. The 7th year historically spells bad market shit. But we're almost out of that period
>>51577687I capitulated in March which worked out great
>>51577824>shower insert instead of tilengmi
>>51577805They only show you u-3, u-6 is much worse and shadowstat u-6 is abysmal
>>51577824Very gay
>>51577834That’s getting changed this year.
>>51577778Source?
>>51577824>Tiny FeetManlet detected
>>51577824>sittin in ur own filthu just fowl m8
>>51577847No
>>51577741you could have predicted it by paying attention to rising inflation, seeing the irrationality of continuing stimulus after january.if you ignored that you could have paid attention when they announced a planned cut stimulus early in march.if you ignored that you could have paid attention when they raised 75.the fed moves really slowly and telegraphs their moves months in advance.bulls are still under the delusion that core PCE will hit 2% in two weeks, and then the fed will lower rates to zero % when that happens.It will take at least 3 months for that to happen, and they will simply stop hiking, instead of lowering.we can only start thinking of a pivot when we've had 3-6 consecutive months of high unemployment.>>51577803the market is still in delusion. buying at 4.1% is a good deal, but they think pivot soon and stocks will go up 20%
Holy fuck, SOXL is at $10.
>They banned the Russian gas stove top streamer.
>>51577876Where the fuck have you been?
>>51577868Cope
I'm about ready to get an unsecured loan to throw into oil I've had enough of job searching
>>51577875>the market is still in delusion. buying at 4.1% is a good dealit's not the markets who are in the reverse repo though, it's banks.>>51577892dude, stop. you're fucking disgusting.
>>51577875Lol unemployment numbers is the most retarded thing to base any expectations on and even the Fed knows that. Yeah they'll keep talking about it to save face and keep in line with normie expectations but as soon as inflation metrics start to clearly back off (they are) you'll see a pivot and neon green dildos.
Bath fags are ngmi
>>51577883at this point im fine with nuclear war
>>51577905Sorry I need a ban to keep me off /biz/ for a little
so...where do we go from here? market decline for another 2 years?
>>51577930This. Who wants to stew in their own sweat, piss, and shit juice?
>>51577905SVM mentioned some things about banking regulations causing weird behavior in the banks right now.they don't even want customer deposits right now because its just a liability.It's possible they want to buy them but can't.
>>51577092>tateSomeone give me a qrd on this guy?
>>51577938I can see you're fucking pubes you absolute faggot
>>51577873
>>51577959Wait you zoomed in?
>>51577974Didn't have to because you don't trim
>>51577954yeah he's kind of a tool and I haven't watched him recently but he knows his shit about bonds so I'll probably check him out againI hate his gormless face and doofus voicehe reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1nHnEL3PM
Wife’s hair
>>51577631I had 1400 CMRX and got 600 called away; after the shitting it had this week, I'm tempted to get a lot more.Also, it should have a 30m volume pump this/next week
I take back my post from earlier todayTHIS Is definitely the worst
>>51578000Oh my God are you that degen from Florida posting his disgusting overpriced Cowch and such?
>>51577959why are you looking
>>51577992I had to stop watching him 6 months ago because he was just wrong about everything.but I don't mind it right now because he's on the right side of history & good with little tidbits most people don't pay attention to
>>51578013I’m a copycat of sorts. Isn’t slob posting prevalent here
>>51577959You can see his testicle.
i decided not to appeal my monthlong ban for talking about an hero'ing myself but i just wanted to pop by to say fuck you cunts
>>51577938>>51577974Based bathtub ballsack poster
>>51577974Bruh....
>>51578040Glad you didn't kill yourself, fuck you too.
>>51577928This is a popular opinion, but its sort of a naive view that the government has completely control and can stop the impending disaster.See you in 2 weeks
>>51578037I'm artistically clean desu famalam.
>>51578040They just let me off with a warning for thatI was able to successfully appeal a 7 day ban last week for something else though
>>51578059Me too
>>51577974Nice balls nigga
>>51577974Nigga ain't nobody want to see your cadavers you serial killer fuck faggot.
>>51578077You look Hispanic.
to the moon sirs
>>51578054The US government unironically does have complete control over how this monetary bullshit plays out. It just doesn't happen in days or weeks because it takes longer than that for the US to wave its gigantic US dollar cock around and get every other country on the planet to slob on it enough to fix everything.
>>51577860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5yu_ExALdY
>>51578110>3rd worlders slobbering on BUSADC
>>51577564>You have no rational explanation for why there has been consistent selling for a year straightSpeak for yourself. Not only do we know why it happened, but it was called before it happened. The bubble got inflated by QE, valuations rose to absurd degrees and a correction was necessary. Combine that with inflation and the need for QT + rate hikes which are bad for equities mostly tech and what we've seen was inevitable. If there's anything extraordinary is that it didn't go down more steeply.There are always retards like you who didn't see it coming, still don't understand why it happened, and swear up and down that no one could have seen it coming, despite evidence to the contrary. You're a dummy, and you're ngmi.
these index charts aren't lookin too good mumu
There have only been two days this year that SPY has closed lower - June 16th and June 17th. Is it time to buy?
>>51578072>an anon is suicidal>gets banned>posts suicide hotline number>this is supposed to help Kek
>>51578110>>51577928>>51577770>>51577741>>51577684>>51577658>>51577577>>51577564>>51577428read this guy's posts to see the type of utter idiot that browses /smg/ and is proof we aren't at the bottom yet
>>51577564It hasn't been selling for a year straight you histronic fucking mumu and if you think it's muh algos you should sell everything and let some boomer at Charles Schwab handle your money.
>>51578181Yeah yeah yeah keep clinging to boomer paradigms, see you when it rips and you're crying about how silly it is. It's not like I don't think that the market went ape shit bananas in 2020-2021, I just see those same companies continuing to produce future tech at an insane pace while their employees make tons of money and their administrators make multiples of that. The money is there, the products are there. All this bullshit selling is high frequency algorithmic trading gone haywire.
>>51578181>He thinks the money they printed is out of circulation and went into the trashJesus fucking christ man. All the have done is remove cash from assets and got people to stick it into their bank accounts. Once the panic is over a year or so down the line guess what happens.
>>51577568God I fucking hope so I was up 25k and now down 15k on SIGA. I don't even look at the chart anymore because I am trying my best to cope.
Another day of "We are so fucked!!". Meanwhile I just kick back dozing and laughing. It's not all bad you know, my emergency fund pays out 2.0% now and I've got another fat salary hike next year to look forward to.. (which means both my pension and 401k contributions get hiked also)
>>51578223Lmao just look at any fucking chart you absolute mouthbreather>>51578222Thanks for the (you)s faggot, cry more
>>51578245>>He thinks the money they printed is out of circulation and went into the trashNothing to do with what I said
>>51578245Finally, someone else who might be able to help me turn the tide of infinite retarded cocky bears
>>51578257Did your wife leave you or not
>>51578214they should do what I do on discord lol
>>51578257Based divvie boomer
>>51577824Tubs seems a bit small. Water must cold pretty quick. Some anon is zeroing in on the faucet trying to see a reflection. Bet money on it.
>>51578310Nope. Just on one of those week long spa treatment package things along with her mother and her sister that women do once in a while. Hey who am I to judge?. Fuck I could do with a nice massage myself.
why are you still holding?
>>51578040Glad you’re still with us fren
>>51578382we're down 25% or whatever, there is more upside than downside
>>51578382Holding deez nuts lmao
>>51578424theres no upside
Whats the best place to find GEX the gamma exposure index?
>>51576688judging by chinas latest comment they are likely doing some kind of deal/alliance with the west behind closed doors. that they will get large land piece of eastern russia, especially shoreline is in their interest and also all the siberian oil fields for free after russia collapses. so chinese forces may move into russia at some point in winter
>>51578444>Whats the best place to find GEXHave you tried calling Gamestop?
>>51578382I'm a neet with no work experience and I am hoping we come out of this bear market in the next 3-6 months so my mutual funds dont tank into the 5 figures.
>>51578434one day, maybe perhaps today, perhaps in five years, convincing news will break that inflation is at an end, and I do not want to be in cash when the market instantly prices that in
HOLY
>Will you answer the call anon?
>>51578497>henlo?
>>51578510you bought?
Guys, the 10 year is doing that thing again
>>51578510
I can't take it anymore brother
>>51578271>Money supply is doubled>Assets capture the money as a result increasing valuation.>Panic ensues due to X narrative of the week meaning money is put back into bank accounts resulting in assets becoming less monetised.>Smart money with a multi year outlook starts to accumulate as retail and idiots with short term time outlooks who think they can predict the bottom dumps their assets and go back into cash.>Market participants slowly comes to the realisation that inflation isn't going away and that the fed is full of shit and all they are doing is trying to prevent price discovery under a money supply that has doubled (look at how that worked out in the past).>Reduced access to the money printer starts to create strife as larger companies lays off workers (historically this happens about 12-18 months after the bottom). Biden tells Powell to get to work regardless of other factors, doing otherwise means political suicide.>New money rushes back into the market resulting in a pump of assets. Existing money from covid printing that is now on the sidelines also rushes back into markets. A large amount of participants with a short term outlook who were trying to time the bottom get fucking rekt as the people they sold to aren't selling until they see a large return resulting in today's prices looking like a generational buying opportunity. There is no long term asset correction in by decree to infinity. What we are seeing today is at best dollar milkshake and at worst the start of Wiemar 2.0. Both results are the same. Insane increases in dollar asset valuations due to increasingly absurd money printing. Biden has pencilled in trillions of spending this year under so called tightening conditions. The market is in a state of panic and once they catch back on it's a simple matter of absurd levels of fiat in circulation needing to find a home before it becomes worthless.
>>51578543Drink at the source of /smg/ stock wisdom
>>51578543HULKAMANIACS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, BROTHER.
i'm not bullish or bearish, i just buy at pre-determined levels according to my plan. long term investing is like cheating
>>51578456And everyone gets a cupcake, and a pony, and free unicorn rides every tuesday!!! I like playing pretend with you anon!
>>51578564how can I carry on?! this market has be on the ropes?
>>51578550And that's why we need unpredented levels of wealth destruction and defaults on a global scale to burn the excess fiat away.
>>51578607Screenshot your post, go read some economics books and then look at your post again.
>>51578627The problem is too much printed money and too much leverage.The solution is destroying it.
>>51578607the whole point of macroeconomics is to avoid wealth destruction by manipulating the money supply (something that is effectively free)destroying wealth to manipulate the money supply is putting the cart before the horse
>>51578519Yes. It literally hasn't even begun.
I bought $4000 worth of meta puts that expire in a weekhow badly did I fuck up?
>>51578693Very
>>51578693You'll probably be fine, but I mean, that was the play months ago.
>>51578747oh no
>>51578693Anon what if we bounce off June lows? Then you're boned
>>51578654One person's debt = another person's income. So who's money do you propose we seize and burn? How does this write off debt instead of causing a debt crisis? How do we do this without starting civil war? How does the US prevent a default on it's international obligations now it's debt ratio is now much higher compared to circulating fiat? Print more again I guess?
>>51578757I bought around here, but its going up and the meta sentiment has been horrible for the past fucking year, also considering it was so close to its 52 week low I thought it would go down, but some fucker was pushing it up
Bump
>>51578754If we get another dip tomorrow I'd get rid of them. Just get your money back. Religious jews won't be in the market Monday or Tuesday who knows that that could mean for the market.
Recyclable?>>51576192>>51576192>>51576192
>>51578767You're the one who needs economics lessons, kid.
>>51578222>>51578222While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.