/biz/ - Business & Finance

For you, it was the worst dump of your life. For me, it was just Thursday.

>>56533712
you mean the top is in

>>56442489
But why buy BIL when you can do a quadruple calendar ratio backspread with a jade lizard leaning to one side, and get way more money?

>>56395750
Hey, where'd you get that timeline of my portfolio?

>>56341998
You might be the bear thesis. Bobo doesn't really come out to play until everyone is thinking "yea, we really are back now"

>Wannabe jannie/wannabe glowie threatening the real jannies that work for moderators hired by real glowies
Top kek

>>56300789
Damn

Fuck, what is taking so long? I'm ready to see blood in the streets

I'm just gonna sit back for awhile and wait for next batch of green dildos to short. I refuse to be a mumu even for a 20 second scalp today

Do people actually short things like nvidia or apple? Aren't you just asking for a world of pain?

>>54821500
Checked and correct

>>54535612
Short squeeze was planned for today. Didn't you get the note?

so when does line go down?

Bulls will soon be sent to the slaughter

>>54115112
we all fomo and panic sometimes op dont worry
just the name of the game

>>54115358
I'm okay with markets crashing

>>54076594
>listening to futures traders
NGMI

>>54060764
you can just click on the etf with a picture of a bobo on it

>>54037196
>fractional reserves of fiat
>bank runs
ok guess we've never seen this before

Is the good jobs data bad? Is that strong enough for another bad day?

>>53955323

>>53893082
GETTING

So it’s going to be another red day where mumus are smug and happy that it wasn’t THAT red

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