/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57612346

Wait, if scoops and baggie are the jannies, does that mean it was one of them who convinced me not to kill myself?

>>53047934

>>52908485
I don't want anything good. I want anything.....period. Unfortunately, I'm such a worthless broken human being that even that is out of reach. I legitimately should have just killed myself, but I let the jannies talk me out of it

>>51578040
They just let me off with a warning for that
I was able to successfully appeal a 7 day ban last week for something else though

The jannies say don't kill yourself

>>51048382
They saved my life

>>50077224
Can we praise the jannies though?
They saved my life a couple weeks back by telling me not to kill myself
I'm very grateful

>>50008916
You can at least get a warning for posting your plans to kill yourself

>>49974924
Honestly, the Jannies really do care about us and want us to continue living happy and productive lives. They honestly might be the only people in the whole world who care about our wellbeing. Please don't be rude to them, and honestly you should consider voting to give them a 10% raise.

>>49930178
They actaully do care about us though

>>49886785
They actually care a lot about us, if you take the time to notice
We should think about giving them a 20% raise

>>49719068
I'll have you know that they actually care very much for us and our wellbeing

>>49658032
Anon please don't hurt yourself

>>49657651
>No matter what happens tomorrow, just remember its not the end of the world. This too shall pass.
from yesterday

>tfw not even allowed to joke about killing ourselves on /smg/ anymore

>>49647421
And to be honest, they are very nice people and we should be more grateful for everything that they do.

At least my losses are actually less than $1000 for once...
And I learned that someone in this world cares about me

At least my UTZ puts are making money...