/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58374053
As the resident /smg/ historian I appreciate your contributions.

I found a slam dunk stock, but I'm not going to reveal it until my next video. I'm going to make us all rich.

>>58212685
Miko always knows best

Well I've only been at my new job for 6 months and today we got bonus checks. I was given a cool $9k for my efforts. I try and tell you NEET chuds that making yourself valuable to your employer through hard work and loyalty pays off. The boomers were right. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps works. Quit being lazy basement dwellers and go out there and make something of yourself. I got a bonus check on my first month working there of $100. On my 3rd month there I got a bonus check for $1k, and now $9k after only 6 months. Don't let the Marxist anti-work grifters drag you down.

>LLAP
>LUNR

Baggot tongues my anus.

>>58023494
NYCB confirmed to be a winner by the netherworld

>>57955647
It loses it's luster when you win all the time. Trust me, I know.

I'm not baking. Simple as.

Was tasked with learning a couple new positions at work and have been busting my ass to learn these positions and achieve greatness. Today, the owner of the company pulled me aside and told me I will be getting a large raise and a monster bonus. He told me he noticed how hard i've been working and says I have a very good attitude and work ethic. It's proof once again to show the lazy NEET zoomers that hard work pays off in the workplace despite what you fags read in r/antiwork. Stay underachievers deadbeats. Lol. Lmao even.

FRESH UPDATE YOU WILL KNEEL

https://youtu.be/SvXwpvH2RzI

https://youtu.be/SvXwpvH2RzI

https://youtu.be/SvXwpvH2RzI

>NYCB
>back in the green
Remember everyone, with Jews you win. Never doubted it for a minute.

>>57838975
I will be shorting AQB heavily next week. I'll keep you posted Soros. This week is me getting in early on BFI. Don't bother investing, you chuds can't trade on my level.

Threadly reminder, I could heem each and every person in this thread.

>NYCB

>>57765147
I was doing really well until I took this new job. I moved up the ranks way quicker than I thought I would. So i'm in REAL deep at work. I was trained by a super bitchy group of boomers that looked down on me, to the guy that all of said boomers come to for help. I'm being groomed to take over the night supervisor position by next year. That comes with a huge pay raise and I already have A+ benefits at this job. The owner pulled me aside yesterday and for like 30 minutes he was joking around with me and telling me that I have made a huge impact on the success of the business. It feels good to be appreciated and have work superiors praise me. I have worked very hard to move up the ladder and it's proof to zoomers that if you work hard, have a good work ethic, and earn your stripes, you can get to where you want to be in any business.

In case you missed it last night, start your day off right buy watching my update so you can actually make money for once in your life. Baggot especially needs to watch.

https://youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ?si=tSRdu7Mdu1ZNe079 [Open]

Threadly reminder, there are winners and losers in each thread. Winners bought the bottom of NYCB. Losers bought the top of NVDA.

>>57621167
Up a solid 6.44% today thanks to good decision making.

>>57608175
Oh but I am chud. Nobody can predict the market better than me.

I've made my next move. I officially bought the bottom of NYCB. Join me if you like slurping dipperinos.

Smug Miko Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Hatsuzuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for new and existing BOIL bagholders
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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>>57558648
You might want to hold off on DKNG because i've been fleecing them on the slots lately. I'm putting them out of business. I took $1000 in profit last week playing slots, and another $300 last night. I'm moving on to BetMGM so those fuckers at draftkings don't get their money back

>>57550963
It will close at 4,897