/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49252857
Still comfy holding!

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); Cash reserve in the billions
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)
gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable

DRS & Computershare
>8.9 million shares DRS'd by Jan. 29th 2022, previously 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021
>Quarterly registration updates have begun

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,007.702B, 95P = 21.1337B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,006.688B, 99P = 20.270B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49138406 (Cross-thread)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2021-results
>Q4 + FY2021 earnings report
>medium.loopring.io/gamestop-nft-marketplace-powered-by-loopring-l2-6cdb9289d937
>NFT beta site (See OP)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19686/html
>Stock split plan proposed for voting at 2022 stockholders meeting
investor.gamestop.com/node/19696/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Votable shares owned as of Apr. 8th EoD; Other specific dates still TBD)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Argggh

>>49252857
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 2nd GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
>RH
Interactive Brokers (IBKR)
Hatch (NZ/OZ)
Revolut / DriveWealth (EU)
Cashapp
E-Trade
Vanguard
Fidelity
TDA
Stake (NZ and Aus)
Schwab
Stash
Webull
JPMorgan/Chase Bank
Wealthsimple (CA)
Questrade (CA)
Qtrade (CA)
National Bank Direct Brokerage (NBDB; CA)
Degiro (EU)
>For Degiro you have to email them and tell them you accept the voting fees (10 Euros) + your voting choices since they will vote on your behalf

tomorrow boys

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

DO NOT ENGAGE
DO NOT ENGAGE
DO NOT ENGAGE
DO NOT ENGAGE
DO NOT ENGAGE

thanks baker

>Split/Dividend explained:
Split/Dividend explained:
>Split/Dividend explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T95yPPkUZQ

>>49252984
boobies boobies boobies!

In 2 weeks, I sell.

kek seethies

wtf i love tuesdays now

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49252785
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v1717l/another_low_effort_bombshell_just_gonna_keep/
>That's 7 consecutive months with matching open and highs - meaning the price didn't budge upward by even a penny from the moment it opened. It's a linear move STRAIGHT DOWN OR UP spread out over time. It's not 7 bars - it's one. The chart is a shapeshifter.
i don't get it. why does this matter?
>t.brainlet

I think I'm going to sponsor a porn series after the MO'ASS that focuses on women with the peasant, shortstack body type. It'll be called "Purty and Sturdy."

>>49253073
I only have an IQ of 137, so I don't understand what he is trying to say.

SEC report says most shorts closed

>>49253342
oh damn thanks for looking out for us

>>49253206
I’m going to make softcore porn for cable like we had in the 90s, but better

>>49253342
i just sodl. thanks for the info

>49253342
Can you show where in the report because it said only a few did and we've actually read it

>49253342
and your mom says you make her proud, but we both know the truth

>>49253342
thanks bro just sold

>>49253365
replacing the current degenerators with your newfound wealth I see

>>49253365
my man, it's all about them late night TV titties

>>49253365
I remember matt le blanc was in an episode of red shoe diaries. Many knuckle children died to that series when I was a young man.

Bravo. What a channel that was. Bongs will understand

>>49253342
I don’t I’m gonna need sauce on that preferably in the form of a gif.

>>49253342
I need the GIF to convince me to sodl

>>49253443
>>49253452

>>49253457
That’s the good stuff. Can I see it in thought bubble above Ken’s head?

>>49252899
ban uncut chode

>>49253073
Super artism. Can draw pretty trees in the clouds.

>>49253476

>>49253498
the fucking smile, kek

tomorrow is tuesday morning my fellow gmebros ;)

>>49253457
Do you think kenny has been shown these memes? Like when I was a worker drone an old boss said he wasn't harsh because people didn't write on the bathroom stalls about him. Do you think citadel workers share the memes in private groups? It's well known the staff hate the man himself. It would be hilarious if the occasional one was printed and put on his desk for when he arrived lol

>>49253498

>>49253528
I hope he see's all of them, but unfortunately I doubt it

I won’t forget gamer-gate and the execution of patriots at capital hill.
I won’t forget the lack of representation and the lack of real progress.
I won’t forget the purposeful rape of Europe with immigrants.
I won’t forget the decimation of the Middle East and Africa.

I won’t forget that everyone can be immortal almighty gods right now via real progress, real society, innovation, real empowerment, real equality, accountability, real representation, real idealism, real goodness, real morality, and true love.

I am like everyone else. I am the 99.99%

How many apes have to die before moass can start?

The ticker hasn't moved all day, what kind of hedgie trickery is this?

>>49253528
I read somewhere that he doesn't have a twitter and people come to his office to show him the news. I hope that includes the memes and shitposts

Soon will come the end of days where Satan will ascend to the Earth to crumble the mountains and boil the oceans. But before that, moass will happen, hedgies will get fukd, and Kenny goes to prison. wagmi.

>>49253528
https://youtu.be/g7paIUrzpLs?t=1623
Guaranteed he's seen some

>>49253644
glownigger ceased ops once MOASS was on the horizon

>>49253661
you don't think satan is already here?

>>49252996
Wow I haven't felt this smart in years

God i love holding this fucking stock

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Land Lubbin' Losers can do about it.

>>49253644
Vaccine?

>>49253844
>pierced navel
fucking ruined

>>49253644
>How many apes have to die before moass can start?
all of them

uh oh baggies. btc sitting on the highest support of the month.... european futures green.......

muh market crash

Wait I came up with a better idea

I haven't worked in so long... I'm going to have to work this week if we don't moass.

>>49254142
God forbid.. Lazy fuck

>>49254142
Working sucks so much. I'm reaching my limits. I really want to quit. Maybe the market can just crash already so I can get laid off.

>>49254190
>>49254142

I quit my job 9 months ago because I unironically believed moass was in 2 weeks. I made it about 5 months before I had to find a job.

But yeah. Fuck working

>>49254030
based and DOTRpilled

I want to free her from the slavery of 6 days a week of work in a soulless globohomo company.
Hold on, my dear.

>>49254190
It sucks that I found a much better job than my previous one but after a few months it just starts sucking again.
So yeah, it's just that work plainly sucks, you can only make it suck a little less or a little more depending on where and what type of work

>>49254280
Dawn of the final week...

>>49254189
Lazy? I haven't been able to due to weather.

>>49254291
...anyway, you're not saving a thing, she's in the station she deserves. level up

What will be the first meal you treat yourself after moass?

>>49254291
teef

>>49254325
That's the cruel cycle of the current workforce.
>Struggle to look for a job
>Get a job
>Starts out fine
>Becomes terrible
>Struggle to look for a job
>Repeat
Unless of course you get lucky and find a great place to work, but I'm not convinced those even exist.

Crypto is fuckin mooning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49254239
>Day of The Redeem
yes

>>49254400
Chicken and broccoli hot pocket.

>>49254400
I plan on booking a meal at Rules in London, but that is a waiting list for a while. So while I wait for that I will treat myself to a wagu steak & all the trimmings at Brettingtons with a bottle of Bollinger to wash it down with.

>>49254413
It’ll be at 22k in a week. I’ve seen this before.

>>49254400
checked and my local kebabi. I went on holidays recently and treated myself to a restaurant dinner every night of the holiday but now, 2 months later, I'm regretting not sampling more of the local kebab/doner offerings. So, kebab or honestly acquired pussy.

>>49254400
a home cooked meal from my mom after i pay off her debt.

>>49254511
Wholesome check

This makes my penis the big penis

>>49254380
>not wanting a qt McWaifu that does things for you instead of globohomo
ngmi

>>49254411
Checked, but in all objectivity my current job is great, tech stack isn't bad, codebase isn't too old or smelly, colleagues are nice (not in a hypocritical way, truly nice people), hours are flexible
But it's just me I guess, I'm not made out of "work material", I just wanna be free

>>49254190
It’s working with inconsiderate lazy assholes for me I wanna fucking punch them in the gut

>>49254511
checked and ending in 741.png. My mom likes to whip out the grill and cook me burgers when the summer arrives. My only complaint is that she uses pre-sliced cheese whereas I like to grate the cheese, usually combining a staple red with whatever else I've bought on a rotating list of cheeses (feta, mozzarella. parmagiano reggiano, edam). the mince and bun are consistently delish tho.

>>49254573
>I just wanna be free
Anon, it's normal to not want to be a worker drone, but you won't be "free" you'll just work on stuff you want to rather than have to

>>49254400
Checked and borger

I'm thinking WAGMI tomorrow.

>>49254563
I think it's realistically going to be a 3 or 4 split.

>>49254613
I mean what's normal
When I look outside I feel like most normans are fine with working 40/45 years of their life, of course most of them wouldn't turn down a way out, but they at least seem fine enough with it that they don't rage and despair like I do. They're not actively looking for a way out
>but you won't be "free" you'll just work on stuff you want to rather than have to
for me that's the definition of being free

>>49254453
based

what in the holy mary mother of god is this?

>>49254573
>I just wanna be free
And that's why WAGMI. Enough people have had enough of this terrible system. We are going to take back our time and never again will we have to submit to corporate overlords.

>>49254605
>pre-sliced cheese
ha. my mom has gotten lazy like that too over the years. although granted i can't blame her. she never got out of working shitty jobs. soon we can give our parents the break they deserve. i value that more than the bullshit charity shit lebbit goes on about. granted charity is important, just don't be a fag and talk it and just do it.

>>49254702
kek
>oldest restaurant in London
Got to be done once

>>49254655
Why do you think that? Everything point to at least 7x split, the whole point of the split in my eyes is to provide liquidity for the new spin of GMERICA / GME Entertainment. They will spin it off mid squeeze so it has a stupid share price to start with.

>>49254669
You will be free then fren, we all will. I plan on working a lot though, on stuff I want to do, people I want to help and things I want to see

>>49254400
500 raising cane's chicken tenders.

>MOASS in 24 hours
About god damn time

>>49254736
>puddings & cheese
You're making me a little worried about the British. They doing okay over there?

>>49254800
>he doesn't finish with a selection of cheese's and port, tapering off to the cocktail lounge with a davidoff #2 after dinner
Americans could learn some class once in a while :)

Ladies and gentlemen. If you buy your shares now, they will not settle in time for the voooooote due to T+2.

We are past the point of no return. Unironically 2 more days.

It's been a pleasure posting with you all. If your broker rugs, I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

>>49254844
Deadline for that was last month. What the fuck are you on about?

>Indians are asleep now
>95% less "cope and seethe baggies" posts than in previous thread
>mfw

>>49254887
If you buy on a broker now, they won't settle in time for MOASS. FOMOers btfo.

Mr. Orbison here to grace this thread with good luck and wagmi tomorrow wagso

>>49254910
Anon.... the vote cut off was the 8th of April...

The cut off for dividend is the day after payment, which is how split's are handled. So no one misses out.

>>49254894
>mfw they wake up and see gme at 100k and bitcoin at 15k

sup faggots who's ready for another (((COMFY))) weekend of financial discussion (sneeding and seething) relating to our favorite stock gamecunt

do you think we'll get another retarded king k tweet this weekend to placate the simpletons aka (You) for another week of hecking epic (((NEGATIVE BETA))) (more like double-negative beta am i right baggies)

don't forget the stock spliterino that will certainly DESTROY hedgies as they do *checks notes* ...nothing? with months of advance notice? ...kek right

A reminder that DOTR is only 9 days away, I hope you've already got some sturdy rope and a good webcam ready to go in preparation for the realization that GME asked you retards to approve ONE B I L L I O N ISSUABLE SHARES on a fucking $130 STOCK and you think that's... bullish?

Oh right, all the gigapoors who couldn't afford GME at 90 are going to absolutely clap some hedgie cheeks when it's $10 after a 13:1 split

LOL
LMAO

comfy based zoomer sneeding soundtrack for this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VGS1biCJDE

Inb4
>same 5 images reeeeee
>broken (You)’s (I get paid double for these btw)
>(x)pbtid (reminder that (You) post here for free kek)
>le paid shill
>le unpaid shill
>le (((appeal to emotion)))
>bored holder
>wardie/picklenetflix
>pajeet
>crypto baggie

kek baggies

>>49254400
When moass comes, I'm going back to my abusive parents house to save my younger siblings and get a nice big house for us all.
My first meal is gonna be whatever takeout they fancy for the drive, and the next morning I'm gonna make them pancakes in bed.

baggies, kek

>>49254400
My wife's milk

>>49254400
Rare steak.

>>49254910
Translated: they’ll settle DURING moass and if brokers are at all intelligent they’ll have bought the shares near the beginning of that window
Literally what’s the problem? And don’t tell me they’ll rug because that just means moass is kill regardless and I am NOT interested in having that argument again

>>49255034
pasta chef is kill

I get the feeling after the split the shares will just jump right back up to the dollar amount we’re at now.. regardless of the ratio

>>49254987
Can I try your wife’s milk post moass?

>>49254910
>not buying the share you say you have for this idiosyncratic risk stock
Im thinking broker NGMI just like hedgie

>>49254987
based

>>49255115
guess 250k per share after broker default is on the menu.

>>49254400
Checked and mcdonals

>>49253965
I never get if these posts are supposed to be ironic or not
>yeah she's basically a supermodel and hotter than any girl I've been in the same room as in the last 5 years, but she has a piercing/tattoo so for that reason I wouldn't have sex with her

>>49255153
250k
>x408
>x952
>x1768

I am ok with this

>>49254782
This man eatin good

>>49252857
Tomorrow we will .....

>>49254400
either chicken and broccoli, oatmeal, a protein shake, or eggs, because I've not completed my de-fatfuckification procedure yet

>BTC

this is a massive exit pump if I ever saw one.

It’s going to $22k before midnight lmao

>>49255261
12k bottom out when

market opened tomorrow?

>>49255111
Tiddy milk ain't that great. Don't get me wrong it's not horrible either, but certainly not anything worth fetishizing about. I've had to help suck-start the flow before and have plenty of experience in this field. Is pretty great playing with tiddies when they're full of milk tho, even if they do leak on you while you're fuckin.

>>49255293
diet and hormones affect it massively

>and /SMG/ has the gall to come and try to laugh at us

>>49254782
https://youtu.be/IS2EKA_THWE

>>49252996
motherfucker has some wrinkles, just started binge watching his channel
this one is good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH170xNlSq0

thanks anon

>>49254400
Prime quality southern american bbq delivered straight to my door.

>>49255178
Unironic for me. I would never be interested in a girl who has piercings anywhere but her ear lobes. Gauges are fucking disgusting too.

>>49255293
Maybe your wife is pumping out garbage.

>>49255115
>>49255034
>>49254941
>>49254887
>Due to a share recall on this security, we were unable to settle your trade. Your funds have been returned to your cash account.

>>49255066
Yup that’s exactly what’s gonna happen. An automatic 6x if not the forced moass. We literally can’t lose.

>>49255480
There can't be a recall for 10 days at least minimum. They need to give brokers 10 days when they make the actual announcement, the vote doesn't close until like 10am on the 2nd.

>>49255261
I really want to see Tether depeg.

>>49255293
I wish massively muscular dudes could lactate. High protein milk, too. Imagine suckling at your bro's engorged tid so you can grow as big as him. It'd still be a pec, though, not a boob.

>>49255287
I think we will see a slight run up so 40k or maybe 44k, after that it's decision time again, but I kinda doubt btc will rally again since the environment like stocks, war and energy are still very volatile.
Depending on outside factors we might see a new bull run close to or in the next year.

Hey baggies

Stop spamming this shit in our AMC subreddit, I thought you didn’t care for our money?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShillWhisperer/status/1530623185229586432?t=08cniSVERyy9kxHTvhbHew&s=19

Don’t get offended when we call you elitist niggers

>>49255553
:

>>49255613
No one cares about your nigger stock. Not even your board kek

>>49255613
>Don’t get offended when we call you elitist niggers

okay, actual niggers.

>>49255520
So you're telling me two more two more weeks

>>49254400
Man what a weirdly sentimental question.
If my account suddenly showed a nice few millions I think I'd go to the nicest sushi place in town with some friends saying I won a 300$ coupon or something.

This DD helped me and my family finding Jesus

>>49255553
What

holding is so dang simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qciuijTic

>>49255613
Holy shit I never saw this. I will sell my last 1500 something AMC shares and roll it over to my GME

>>49254568
>has not heard of branch swinging in females
ngmi x2

>>49255553

>>49255553

>>49255613
>no (((Lauer)))
kek

>>49255626
>>49255682
>>49255744
>>49255753

>>49255658
Guy said that GME buying out in the open revealed our hand, he wants private investment groups. The SEC would probably take a dim view of that.
Mo' ass for the MOASS, WAGMI

>>49254400
Literally chicken tendies, so probably a Cainiac combo from Raising Cain's. Then my second meal I'm going to go eat as much crab as possible to symbolize the death of the crab. I'll eat out at some nice places before and during my few mini vacations. Once I get settled into my high rise condo, I'll get a nutritionist and fitness trainer to help me lose 100+ pounds ASAP.

>>49255808
Don't reply to him.

What’s her name again?

>>49255808
I learnt today there is a subreddit for big tiddied goth girls after someone wrote Goths Gone Wild instead of Moths child.

Some of them I wouldn't kick out of bed for farting

>>49255829
>my high rise condo
ngmi

>>49254637
nice

Alright boys, just DRS'd all my shares, what am I in for?

>>49255839
Ken Griffin

>>49254844
if brokers rugpulls there is no MOASS, stop being a faggot

>>49255846
Indeed.
>>49255832
D'oh.

If no split or divvy is announced this week I will sell (1) share EOW and buy 2 prime ribs and some nice wine.

>>49255919
I mean if they all do sure, but one?

>>49255613
>On June 1st 2021, AMC flipped GME. This flip brought the AMC market cap over what GME’s “squeeze” was in January. This should raise some eyebrows in the AMC community, but it does not because they are too busy being led astray.

why would that raise eyebrows in the AMC community? and how can I profit from this?

>>49254082
I am not of the idea that the market needs to crash to have the MOASS, there is a lot of liquidity believe it or not.

>>49255963
Oh god someone must have the screengrab of the guy who sold shares to take his girl out for a steak dinner and it pumped the second he did. The opposite of the bogged boy one

>>49255992

Women are for post moass. The 2 steaks and wine is to satiate my sadness over another week of being a wage slave.

Kek can't wait for all the baggie suicides when there is no MOASS in june

>>49255788
Tbh what is to respect Burry for? He's just making money on bubbles popping. Patrick Byrne of Overstock deserves more respect.

>>49256055
no moass, no problem, will continue buying more shares a DRS regardless because there is people that tell to don't do it.

>>49253938
>>49253644
It were the vax. Healthy young men don't just die in their sleep

>>49255868
Are you fucking retarded or something? I quite literally will make it harder than you will.

>>49255990
The real question is: why isn’t AMC allowed to trade on the lit exchange to keep GME down? Why has AMC stayed on the threshold list since 2020?
I don’t want to defend AMC niggers but this theory doesn’t make sense, there are also a lot of other meme stocks in the same basket, to think that it’s only AMC the anchor to GME is stupid as fuck.

Rumor is Credit Suisse is failing, scrambling to find capital, potentially going to sell off their asset management business. This is the first big domino to fall I think.

>>49255966
If your broker rug pulls you will receive cash that will be automatically put in your computershares account and buy there, there is no escape of what is coming.

>>49256098
>Patrick Byrne of Overstock deserves more respect.
yes he does

>>49255829
How the fuck do you have 100lbs to lose? Let me guess, burger?
The absolute state, christ

>>49255726
based

>>49256175

>>49254400
I'm thinking Arby's. I've lived off ramen and banana for a year and a half

>>49256183
I agree, your the one talking about broker rugpulls cancelling moass when literally no one said that they would all rug, I think you might have ptsd anon

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>49252857
Love the recent C&C theme.

It will happen when it is least expected
something sudden and the boom
maybe it has already begun or maybe not quite yet
either way this is beyond all expectations


my proof? I'm making it up as I go along

>>49256192
Yes. I have a lot of weight to lose. So does more than half of the users of this website. Food was how I coped with being a poor nobody, and now I don't have to use food to cope. Now I have a reason to live.

>>49256098
>Tbh what is to respect Burry for?
autistic canary in the mines
never wrong, just early

>>49252996
>>49255404
This guy is like the anti-fud. Just straight up facts and speculation based on evidence, presented in an intelligent manner. Thanks for posting.

>>49256172

With MOASS money I’m going to buy and daily an Alfa Romeo Montreal and there’s NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>49256295
>my proof? I'm making it up as I go along

>>49256341
Sheeeeeeit

Forgot link https://youtu.be/O1rQaK5kbPI

>>49254411
Even if you somehow find a good place to work, your coworkers can be absolute shitheads and ruin it for you

>>49255658

Just to remember everyone that this spam is useless and AMC is a gigantic scam, the only MOASS is GME and the price potential is infinite.

>>49256341
With my moass money I'm going to become an upstanding member of my local community by buying a local business and contributing to local politics, as well as use my significant resources to strategically fund projects and research to bring about a golden age for humanity.

>>49256425
Same. I'll also give substantial amounts to my county's local sheriff's office and my city's police department.

>>49256265
he was talking about if one brokers rug that it is pointless anon, I am fine anon I have some shares in Computershare and in brokers,
I think I will WAGMI as you too anon.

>>49256425
>>49256476
I’m going to open 1:1 copies of Auschwitz with actual gas chambers and masturbation machines for when the day of the rope comes in minecraft.

>>49256511
door material in minecraft?

Silly baggies, short squeezes are illegal.

>>49256425
Very based anon
I'm personally going to use my money to get into HFT and start shorting companies that attempt to save the enviroment or perform clean-up initiatives, basically the kind of things that give leftists a warm fuzzy, and at the same time start a production factory that produces plastics and other non-degradable items. It wont have any front facing business, it'll just gradually turn all my riches into plastics that are as non-recyclable as possible that will just accumulate over the years on my property, eventually I'll either burn it or throw it into the ocean
Ill also start a turtle santuary that genetically manipulates turtle dna so their off spring can't reproduce and then ill release them into the ocean until all the turtles go extinct
AIGMI?

>>49256561
your mom is illegal

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortsqueeze.asp

stupid fucking baggies
god hates BAGGIES
GOD HATES BAGGIES

>>49256626
kek, baggies will never recover

>>49256626
maybe your god benchod

>>49253073
None of the shills are touching this because this is massive. This guy talks nothing like us. If if was an autist he would be screaming moon. He has proof the entire market is based on an algo. It's all just there to fuck goy and it does things that are impossible if this was a physically thing. It keeps trying to complete the same algo cycle on gme. If this guy is right. June 3rd will be a 30-40% red day. And that would be a huge buy in.

Why this is so important is because it proves systematic abuse as well as why naked shorts were happening. If you know the algo you know when to buy and when to sell and you always profit. Naked shorting would be a zero risk game.

The power of holding has broken the whole thing and left it exposed. People can now easily see what is happening the dates are the exact same for pete sake.

This guy is clearly an insider trying to look like a schizo leaking things. Their shabos goys are rebelling and the entire house of cards is ready to die.

>>49256604
>throw it into the ocean
Will you make batteries with decent flinging handles on?

At this point it doesn’t even feel like they’re trying to get us to do anything. It’s all just a bunch of interns and pajeets filled with resentment and spite.

>>49254400
Waygu

God loves big anime tits.

>>49256626
dumb ho shut the fuck up

>>49256544
100% made from their seized gold

>>49256662
There is only one benchode bitch, and that's RC choen.

>>49253965
always looks terrible. 9/10 piercings just look completely dumb. Just like tattoos and so much makeup you start looking like a clown. Women dont want to hear it though, it gets in the way of their strong independence

>>49256665
Finally, I've literally been posting hyperblu's shit all month since hes the only person on reddit talking about the algo, I just assumed fractalchad was hyperblu
>>49256675
If it's corrosive, we will attach a durable 'highly toxic to sealife' handle so you can throw it into the ocean, trust

>>49256760
He is clearly an insider. He posts this far too specific and with no context because if he gives context they'll find and kill him.

He is telling us if we hold we win. They want us in and out so they can get out too. We hold they are fukt. He gives you great buy signals though.

>>49254400
What ever they serve in first class on Hawaiian airlines. Gotta get there asap and buy all the beach front houses before you all.

>>49256800 (checked)
The way he seems to get annoyed no one can figure out his hints, yet never explains
And all his older posts being flooded with downvotes
I thought he was schizo so Ive been following his posts, then fractalchad showed up and started talking about the same shit which we all watched
He knows

>>49254400

>>49255293
Fuck you, tiddy milk is nectar straight from the gods. The sweetness, the warmth when you pull it straight from a big tit, hard with milk.
I'd live on tit milk if I could.

>>49256604
I see you Bill Gates

Hi friend, just checking in to say that the head of Apex Clearing Tric-

>>49256665
>>49256760
>>49256857
Damn this shit is wild. And all it took to throw a wrench into their scheme was simply for enough people to buy and hold a single stock. Absolutely crazy.

>>49256800
His posts in cringemines+ tell me he is almost definitely not an insider.

3 times today the same scammers have tried to screw me for a 3070 on Ebay. Then 1 guy tried offering me shit then kept upping it by 10 each time.

Fucking whole world is a scam

>>49256742
hermetically-sealed golden doors?

>>49256141
Imagine wanting to live in some shithole big city, just so you can live in a highrise and get a birds-eye view of how shitty the city is.
Gross.

>>49256974
back to rëddit with ya

>>49252996
SONOFABITCH

>>49257027

>>49253644
if you die with your shares drs'd and without setting up the beneficiary on there, what happens to them?

>>49257069
Infinity pool. Thank you for your service.

>>49257069
they probably get sold after a year desu

>>49255261
Going by the bullish sentiment on webull. Guys saying 100k by august and shit. I’m gonna go ahead and inverse them so yeah it’s gonna collapse soon

>>49256119
The based vax is literally making an infinity pool

>>49253073
isn't this largely-known and widely-accepted at this point?

>>49253416
All about Eurotrash.

>>49257162
not to that level with specific concrete data backing it

>>49256665
Interesting. I like this (pseudo-)schizo a lot, although I can't say I've properly understood what he's getting at just yet.

>>49253644

kek hedgies

>>49256936
Seriously though. It’s amazing how truly assblasted they are after we followed what’s supposed to be good advice

kek baggies

ready for tuesday.

>>49257252
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>49257188
dunno about that, made this in may of 2021

>>49256175
Did you see that weird /pol/ thread about some 10,000,000 transaction out of Credit Suisse?

I missed the guts of it but the first one got deleted and he got banned so he put it back up again with some details omitted.

If anyone got the qrd it'd be appreciated.

>>49257252
I'm ready for anything.
>Price go up
>OOO
>Price go down
>Slurp
I cannot be defeated

I still don’t understand exit pumps like bitcoins. Who the fuck is the rube still buying and pumping Ken’s bags so that he can leave them holding the bag?

>>49257295
exactly, and the hedgies are baking themselves into a corner where they can't afford either one.

>>49257285
It was actually a 10 trillion euro transaction. I didn’t read enough of the thread to know if it’s real or why someone would do that
>>49257306
Morons who think 100k EOY isn’t a stupid meme

>>49257285
nothing in the archive for CS either. spoopy.

>someone got my credit card info on thursday somehow and loaded up a shitton of apple gift cards
>reported it to my bank and had them freeze my account and dispute the charges, for which they gave me my money back in the form of credit until their investigation into the charges could be completed
>on sunday i got an email saying they would deny my refund because their investigation says the charges were legitimate
>i have never purchased an apple product in my life, not a single transaction on my bank to apple before thursday and the fact that it was hundreds of dollars worth of gift cards, not around any holidays
>couldnt call them yesterday because it was sunday nor today because of memorial day
>im going to need to sell a handful of shares tomorrow, right before the vote and split and fomo run just so i can make rent
Life is so fucking stupid. I'm going to sue my bank once I make it.

>>49254400
donalds

baggies gonna kill themselves when nothing happens this week.

>>49256298
I'm trying to bulk tho.

>>49257285
>Did you see that weird /pol/ thread about some 10,000,000 transaction out of Credit Suisse?
sauce me bro

>49257385
Or we’ll just keep holding and you’ll say we’re gonna kill ourselves next week.

>>49257368
incredibly based

>>49257385
baggies never die out
we reproduce by schizosynthesis

>>49257306
Markets are bullish as fuck right now. SPY to 550 this year, bitcoin to 150k. You'll literally kill yourself when you realize the fantasy world you're living in was nothing more than schizOid ramblings.

I still can't vote shares that I hold on my boomer bank. I thought those would be the safest, turns out they probably don't own shares at all

>>49257426

>49257426
I’ve been here before nigger. This isn’t my first rodeo.

>49257426
>SPY to 550
>bitcoin to 150k

>>49257361
How shit is your landlord if you can't just call them, tell them your bank is frozen due to fraud, and then get an extra week to pay while you sort your shit out?

>>49256987
We just have different taste, anon. I'll have my high rise, and my villa, and my beach house, and my farm, and my etc... I'm most excited to live in a high rise because I've loved skyscrapers every since I was a kid, and because of the security it can afford me. You can live out in the middle of the wilderness with guns all you want (and at times so will I) but immediately after MOASS you're going to want to comfort of having living in a secure home. I have no chance of anyone knocking at my door if they find out I'm a millionaire if our names get leaked (((somehow))), or worse. The other best way to avoid people from pinpointing you is by travelling non stop.

You guys are beyond fucking stupid its hilarious

>>49257523
yes

>>49257462
>bitcoin to 150k
Unironically bitcoin to $5k
ETH to $100k
LRC to $10k
GME to infinity.

>>49257542
Bitcoin is going to ZERO

>>49257575
Unfortunately it's not. there's a lot of veteran holders (myself included) from before tether made it blow up.

>>49257575
crypto pumps
gme dumps
baggies cope
then baggies rope

>49257602
>He hasn’t been paying attention to the new pattern
Ngmi

>>49257335
Archived.moe, post it pls

>>49257385
No because notE3 is starting and even if we don't make it we're getting PSVR and Squeenix stuff.

>>49257512
Fair enough. I think the security concerns are overblown though friend
If shit goes down as planned, and you weren't out telling the world about your shares, no one will care you're rich.

And if anyone does care, they are gunna be so poor by the end of this it won't matter.

>>49257602
are you handicapped or what, if GME dumps everyone will buy, your FUD is useless

>>49257708
kek baggie, cope more dumb bich

>>49257729
Kekking @ these bichbasterd baggies, they keep getting dunked on ahahahaha

>>49257708
>>49257729
>are you handicapped or what
yes.

>>49257729
cope for what? do yourself and everybody that have the misfortune to know you a favor and kys.

>>49257729
every single time it dumps we make money off of it. you're so fucking stupid, you don't even have evidence to back up your opinions.

>>49257335
Jeepers. Do you remember if it was in or out?

>>49257867
so you are doing the shorting now huh baggie? what happened to big moass?

>>49257923
buying the dip fool.

>>49253844
missed u tummyposter

>>49257941
its only dips from here stupid baggies

>>49257069
just like any other asset, your estate can claim them after months of bullshit paperwork

>>49257941
cope

>49258001
>its only dips from here stupid baggies
After going up 40% off no news at all.

>>49258080
30% dump next week bitch

>49258173
>he doesn’t realize how desperate he sounds

>>49256908

>49258173
I dumped 30 loads into your sisters pink asshole.

It will dump 20% over a few days then pump 50-100% in successive intervals like Tesla.

>>49258173
>Still up 10%
You aren't good at this.

>>49258334
30% next week, another 30 percent the week after
baggie freak

>49258510
>he keeps going

>>49258537
shills r picrel

>>49258294
I think they'll try to dump it on earnings like they usually do, but I agree with you that we'll probably start to runup a lot like TSLA did. This seems pretty unavoidable in terms of actually having to supply shares rather than synthetics. TSLA was a couple months after the split that they really started mooning, and I expect the same here.

>>49258579
>>49258579
>>49258579
Breaded.

>>49254325
>I found a much better job than my previous one but after a few months it just starts sucking again.
it's almost like the problem with having a job is having a job, not what you have to do in the job

>they don’t realize the squeeze started last week
>we’ve already exited the troposphere
>we're now headed to Uranus

>>49258625
>no new ATH
literal baggie cope

>>49257159
I imagine a majority of the redditors are vaxxed, which means the true schizos in here will inherit the earth