/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57725573
WAGMI fren, just a bit longer and this will all be a distant memory.

>>57692754
All holdings will be sold off to buy back and burn trillions of LUNC, resulting in a repeg and colossal green towers back to $1. You heard it here first.

>rc responds to a pulte tweet about the teddy books

Bobby will begin the metamorphosis into a beautiful butterfly and then proceed to rape the short baggies into oblivion
Sorry shill baggies, the good guys are going to win this one

>Theory is that in order for this play to be successful, a company called "Teddy" is involved
>MSM did a segment explaining the Teddy theory verbatim just so that they could call it a conspiracy theory
>Teddy bear imagery, references, the word teddy, and quotes from Teddy Roosevelt keep appearing in relation to this stock
>Pointing these things out immediately draws ire from people
>There are people that insist every American has teddy bears sitting prominently in their homes
>There are people that insist every American quotes Teddy Roosevelt on a daily basis
>There are people that feel the need to constantly call this a schizo fueled conspiracy every single day
Where there's smoke there's fire. Buy the rumor sell the news.

>>54877343
I hope so but I doubt it. I've basically expected nothing out of LUNC for the past 8 months. I've expected it to just keep bleeding out and for every decent-sounding proposal to either not go through or not work. That and being quasi-suicidal all the time has enabled me to actually diamondhand it the whole way. Have bad expectations all the time and you won't be disappointed, kek.

>>54740431
Top-20 coin by EOY, it has a 1000x minimum in its future but it may even get into top-10. If you currently hold PEPL then congrats, you're the equivalent of people who bought SHIB in late 2020. WAGMI frens.

>>54693955
I'm never selling unless it moons. For me I either hold it until it goes to 0 and dies off permanently, or it resurrects, skyrockets past my sell limits and makes me wealthy.

>>54490085
>Either I lose a few grand or get a crazy return
I think most people can agree on this right now (aside from the retards that went all in at $20 per share)

>>53425370
>Devs are actually delivering on updates
>Coin keeps surpassing ATH
>Normalfags haven't even caught wind of it yet
>Still posts the same fud just to try and get a lower entry point

Just buy in anon. It's already done a 150x and it still has another 100x in it minimum. And a 1000x from here is very possible.

>>53302941
>why don't you live like an insect, y'all don't own nothing goyim

Don't care, still not working. Have fun funding your demographic replacement I guess.

>>53134250
based and truth-seer-pilled

>perfectly crafted 45 degrees uptrend
And you're still not buying.

Because you're a faggot anon, you're a giant, mythological faggot.
>inb4 is that real??
That is real anon, that is me dumping my radioactive shit in the forest while ranger janny cleans it for the safety of tourists, too bad this time i'm poisoning the near river with my sweet fragrance providing fresh water for the city, fuck those faggots too.

>>50736828
Based

>Be NEET, got autismbux instead of falling for college meme
>Unironically have more savings and disposable income than most normies due to 0 debt
>Also have all the time in the world to pursue whatever hobbies I want
>So far have taught myself art, music and gotten /fit/
>In 1-2 more years will be good enough at drawing to start making mad Patreonbux on it
>Autismbux and crypto making me passive income even while I sleep

NEETpill is like having cheatcodes to life.

>>50671255
So basically people with any kind of sell ladders (like me and countless others) make lots of money. Who knew FUDers were actually optimistic over LUNC all along.

>>50616934
Holy shit FUDniggers really are braindead. SHIB has a far higher supply than LUNC (nearly 1 quadrillion) and it still mooned by 2100000% and went from irrelevant shitcoin to #15 marketcap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzRqtW1C0Zo
Bread beam:

>>49795924

>>49705776
>What's UNG? Am I retarded?
UNGA BUNGA

>>49407456
Nothing needs to cause MOASS because MOASS cannot be stopped. It is the inevitable outcome. The split/dividend can facilitate a sooner arrival, but otherwise it's just a matter of waiting.

>>49255293
Maybe your wife is pumping out garbage.

>>3273687
TRAPS ARE NOT GAY IF THIS IS NOT DUBS