/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - DIVVIES TIME also Fubuki un-bogged in the meanwhile but here she is at the start of the thread for once Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a NOPE, STILL BOGGED financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for simulating getting bogged every day, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Latest SEC Report (Trade volume graphs): http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdf
Latest SEC MikoUltra Report (Trades and % gained NUMBERS): https://files.catbox.moe/2cqbg1.pdf
Latest SEC? Report: https://files.catbox.moe/n67s22.png (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
F.U.C.K. Reports (3 different reports on Volume Held of High Profile coins by Top 20, as well as inflation trackers, updated regularly):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing

The stories and stock advice posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Open links on the internet responsibly, posts and images might disturb you. FUD responsibly.
Previous Thread: >>6551324

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wah!

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>>6590146
>Latest SEC? Report: https://files.catbox.moe/n67s22.png (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

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god i wish ame would wedge me between her dips
i'm going all in

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>>6590244
do I claim it's a planned meme at this point or do I just admit I actually fucking forgot it again?

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>>6590344
Assuming you copied last thread like I did then lmao, I didn't even notice

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>>6590429
me neither until anons did kek

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>>6590344
I noticed when I made my thread, thought it was funny

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>>6590499
any cool ideas for when we hit 2000 characters?

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>>6590586
"Embed" edition

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>>6590586
Limit on /vt/ is 5k, not 2k.

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>>6590958
...why?!

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>>6591009
Think of the rrats.

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>>6591009
I have no clue, but Numbers Review would have to be two posts without it. It usually comes in well over 2k characters.

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>>6591009
it's 5k on /jp/ and mods wanted to preserve our high quality pastas

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Shit. I massively overbought okakoro, just realised I've been selling them at a loss for an hour.

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just looked into ui's daily views, something is not right. Honk that cant be right, i guess thats why my daily view comparison for ui is incorrect.

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>>6591407
Myself and other anons have mentioned this a few times. She's been assigned her 7/7 views or some weird combination of those + something else, every day since the new scraper went live. It's very weird.

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>>6591381
I had only 20 but I missed adjustments

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zhonk follows me even when I want to masturbate to shion

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Weekly remind to love gen 3

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I hate takodachis so fucking much, there's too many of you, abayos are near impossible to steal.

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>>6592205
>>6592210

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>>6592252
you better not have used any deceitful tricks like making a new thread right after you post...
>>6592251
true abayo posters keep getting countered too quickly...

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>>6591407
FIX THIS SHIT

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I was about to check VOD numbers but there's no point, I just bought everything and will sell anything in the morning that didn't perform. Boring.

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>>6592197
will do

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>>6592197
Flare is a bona fide shitcoin, but I hope this counts

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>I have insider trading info
Heh...

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>>6592251
we have to sacrifice an anon to bait the tako then counter his counter, it's the only way!

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At least we got some big fat tits.

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>>6592251
Same. Literally the most annoying posters. Even the Mikoschizos and Suiperverts are better.

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>>6592723

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>>6592756
How dare you call (us) schizos.

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>>6592756
you must be pretty desperate to call takos worse than DicksInCDsYomis

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I'm actually curious if we'll ever get Ina on potato Kino artstyle

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>>6592863
It was for science OK.

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>>6592885
but why though, kuroboshi wouldn't just suddenly regress in artstyle

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>>6592984
I like the potato artstyle. It has SOVL in it

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>>6593024
Not potato but I have this that has SOVL

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I'm not sure SOVL is the word I would use to describe that picture.

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>the Gura oshicoiner placed lower than a fucking guy named sneed

is the era of Guracoiners over?

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>>6592984
>regress
are you gay?

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>>6593024
potatotuber when?

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>>6593134
Pretty sure Rin quit, Lolibaba is doing just fine.

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>>6593134
SNEED LOVE

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>>6593171

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>>6593189
Rin is not actively playing, he's mostly just oshicoining

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>>6593171
if tkmiz will ever get to design for a chuuba, it'll be a Niji

>>6593189
he always has been an oshicoiner and he just sold off all of his Koronecoins

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>>6593138
no, are you?

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>>6593192

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>>6593189
rin is west coast, so he can't make the adjustment time iirc

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does anyone have keywords for me to archive dive to find those letters people used to do?

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>>6593327
Letters? You mean the larp announcements?

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>>6593357
yes

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>>6593201
BORN TO EAT
WORLD IS A FOOD
Burn The Books 3230
I am God
252,121,189 HITS FROM CHI-CHAN

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>>6593327
tummyerotics were all in moonrunes so, good luck with that

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>>6593384
speaking of tummyerotic where has he been lately

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>>6593357
Some were in Ching chong so idk, it was at least a month ago right?

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Search tummy's moonrune name for him, "Takodachis of the world" for Her Priestess' Treasury, TumblerIna for FinanCivial, I don't know for others

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>>6593409
I'm beginning to think he stopped playing

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>>6593365
also, I think tummy posted 3, twice in the same thread, the third in the next one.
I think.

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korone is still streaming holy shit

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>>6593784
>Anon can't read the title
She's going for 100%

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>>6593784
>holy shit
She's been streaming for 7 hours. That's nothing for her.
Are you one of those asking her to go to sleep?

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>>6592197
gokisei gang ww@

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>>6592756
you called? oh shit wrong avatar

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>>6592984
potato artstyle and his close relative the W I D E artstyle are fucking great, please.

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WHAT

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>>6593448
isn't it just 夏色ホールディングス株式会社?

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>>6594182
yes, that's his name in moonrunes

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>>6594166
?
is there something wrong with this image?

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>>6594209
he was below 20th a while ago

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>>6594217
he's cheating

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>>6594209
not that anon but 活動終了 is a fucking lie.
he could put 自閉症時期終了 ("autism phase ended") for instance, implying he took the comfypill and oshicoins

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>>6594217
he rose up to 7 today, oshicoining and then mooning is one hell of a drug

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mogu still buys div coins but he mostly spends that on more mogu, he just isn't actively competing

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>>6594380
katsudou shuuryou (first of the moonrune strings) is what vtubers write onto their accounts when they graduated, literally meaning "end of activities". Since he put that there he's still been active for 2 months, usually lurking but also playing the game, so it doesn't really fit
not that it matters much, just wanted to point it out.

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>>6594248
no!!!
>>6594251
I did actually mean to quit playing altogether after 1 million and 500 ogayus but alas the game is too addicting
>>6594380
pretty much
also how do people feel about having the aggie tomorrow? I can't make it on saturday like usual unfortunately so if people want it this week, it's gotta be tomorrow

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>>6594553
I'm just here for cool numbers

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>>6594553
did the autotrader help change your mind? also I would be down for tomorrow

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>>6594553
also coincidentially won't be here on saturday as well so what a neat coincidence. not that I contribute much but if I'm still sober I'll try

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I hate this stupid board. Mixing this is making me Gosling for the fucking squirrel and I don't even watch her.

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>>6594553
I remember you saying 1000 ogayus around the time you "retired" but inflation happened and autotrader happened and now you're nearly at 4000
Tomorrow would be cool, divegrass is on too, hopefully I'm actually awake and remember for once, it's at an awful time for me but my sleep is pretty fucked again so I should be here to contribute some dyspraxic, mouse drawn abominations

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>>6594664
Your loss. You will. Everything leads back to Ayunda.

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>>6594553
If it's the usual hours it should be fine for me too

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>>6594612
you can't fool me with that screencap...
>>6594623
hmm I mean autotrader helps me trade in larger volumes, but I've always been doing long drawn out divvy plays ever since I "retired"
>>6594650
would love to see you there!
>>6594706
are you the person who always comments about missing the aggies? feel free to contribute anything btw
also in other news, I've regained over 50% market share in ogayu again

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>>6594664
I hate Indians (had to work with them in IT for a while), Indonesians first reminded me of them and I found the Idea quite retarded. Then I found some clips, fell in love with how nice their R sounds. Then fucking Ayunda. The goddamn Karaoke. I still don't regularily watch her but man she seems fun to be around. Moona's tweets are fun.
Fucking Indogs grew on me. their clippers with their shit tier translations can die in a fire, at least for japanese.

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>>6594857
I LOVE THIS BITCH'S VOICE NOW. FUCK. SOMEBODY SAVE ME.

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>I won't buy Migo for the next 6 hours
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
LIVING ON THE EDGE
Did IRS stream since that garbage debut? Was it good?

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>>6594820
6.66% is elite! Only a true demon lord would FUCK DAMNIT FUCK THE BOGGENING AAAAAAAAA 6% IS SUCH A FUCKING JOKE
And 525 is dividable by 35, that's the steps I buy her in from 350 to 3535. I only ever use the leaderboard in private windows until I'm done tradebotting so it's nice and up to date.

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>>6594820
I am! I got into a routine of getting absolutely wasted while watching HFZ then passing out in my chair around the time they started, but I guess that's over now.. I'll have to try and think of something for tomorrow.

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>>6594952
Dunno, can't stand that face

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>>6594952
She's streamed a few times, but the hours are shit for anybody not already on JP hours.

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>>6594553
I'll probably be there just for a few hours if it's tomorrow but I'll make sure to be there

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>>6594952
you took that crown, now you take responsibility.
Also you bought her at worse prices already
I'd be down to 3 already if cypher counted.

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>>6594952
She did a marshmallow (didn't watch don't care) and an APEX stream (watched for a bit, unsurprisingly she's shit) that both pulled pretty good numbers. Now that the launch stream moon is over, any day she streams is probably going to be a profitable one.
>>6594963
I've more than doubled my suityan holdings and my market share has barely moved because we have too many prospecting vultures and Joe is autistic. It's very annoying.

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>>6594952
she's doing archived karaoke in 8 hours

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>>6595080
Sorry, not Joe, BIG PLANS. Joe isn't helping though.

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who's boobs were the last ones?
>>6595032
MPP 5.6k I think... And I haven't been moving exponentially again... I think I can reach 3535 though.

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>>6595168
NTA, but really? It's watermarked. Look that channel up on YouTube and listen for...two seconds. Tell me if you can't figure it out.

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>>6595080
Don't call me a vulture. It's susi fault if she always dips, maybe if she stopped going down I will probably start selling.
>>6595168
Remember the dice anon

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>>6595168
They're K cups, anon

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>>6595168
no one's been moving exponentially, the leaderboards been stuck at the same numbers for 2 weeks now

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>>6595130
people might call you autistic but fren, I've been there.

Man, back when we first mildly pushed for the crown at around 60, bought like madmen, threw some bants, then he showed up on the mio board for a while and came back with a vengeance, already made peace with myself because going against a top 20 in the 60's was just dumb. The only chance would be shinto rituals to induce a car crash but I'm a good sport.

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>>6595207
>>6595203
>>6595195
Thanks but flat is jastice, it's been mathematically proven.

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>>6595207
you plebeian, they're actually L cups IRL, most of you know my source.

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>>6595274
Front half doesn't concern me, either or is fine. It's all about the junk in the trunk. Marine sit on my face.

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>>6595254
Uhhh mate did you already perform the ritual by any chance? I've been accusing Honk for the damage since like 2 months already.

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[A Message to Joe, Black Dancer and other hoshiyomis]

It has come to my attention that, after constant harassment from Autism Incarnated(Haachama's Duck), the strongest hornyyomi [BAILANTE DEL OSCURO, FUCKER OF CDS] has given up on holding a spot for hoshiyomis on the top 10.
To secure the existence of a future for our pissy hoshiyomis on the top, I have talked to my 80 year old senpai about our chinese cartoon stocks game and I have gotten the approval to use government owned computers to set up my autotrader and to have my lunch break 2 hours earlier, which gives me the opportunity to compete on the NINTH HOUR Bull Markets.
Expect turbo autism sponsored by your irl taxes for the next two months.

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>>6595274
>not liking booba
man, every time I try to like you

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Marine's ass is twice the size of Noel's, and that's canon.

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>>6595274
>>6595307
You both have good points, but that bitch of my oshi is starting to make me love big boobs, really I have always preferred small boobs but all it took was one cute detective to make me change my mind

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>>6595378
fuck, I tried 2 months ago and thought nothing happened, that'd mean it misfired. Who'd have thought the victim also plays nasfaq

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Where's Risu fall on the ass/booba scale? I need to go gosling over her but she doesn't stream aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I should really stop listening to this and trying to fix the mix before I'm gone forever.

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>>6595428
those are some high quality fucking tits mate, no shame in that.

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>>6595381
私のアフリカ系アメリカ人の友人、それは判断のほんの一瞬の失効でした、私はまだ購入しています、残念ながら私は現在資金が不足しています。 あなたは私の王冠を取ることは決してないだろう。

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>>6595307
what about small and soft?

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>>6595382
I like boobas, so long as their flat.

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>>6595539
Speak english CD fucker

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>>6595495
https://files.catbox.moe/zaozsh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6n51db.png

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>>6595381
ちょっと待ってくださいnigger. I didn't buy a 5950x to compete with supercomputers alright? Stay square and play fair.

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>>6595576

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>>6595539
>TL Note: My american friend of african descent, that was but a lapse in judgement, I am still buying, however my liquid ran out. You will not take my crown, I am quite sure of that.
だって。

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>>6595605
Oops, the first one was the wrong file, it was meant to be this. [chair clattering] will intensify.
https://files.catbox.moe/onnewp.jpg

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>>6595565
I like Ina's design for her pits and cute face

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Irys has been pretty consistent so far. Should I just sell Gura off for her?

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>>6595731
Think, as soon as she gets her music channel mark, she's gonna be Mori 2.0. Horrible investment.

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>>6595659
her official model is enough, all of that jiggle is easily Mr. Koro tier booba hiding
I am SO looking forward to their 3D it'll be Watame all over again

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>they're not buying irys
she'll crab (probably) from her APEX stream but her karaoke tomorrow should do really well

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>>6595539
遅いよ
私はすでに勝っている
あなたは失った
左側の私, 右側のあなた (関連写真)
ビキニ彗星をもっと送る

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>>6595565
Flat chested girls are cute but boobs

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ニキ平均株価スレはここですか
Philly bro title: 連中は機械翻訳日本語で喋ってる "the gang speaks machine translated japanese"

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>>6595801
私の物資は限られています。 彗星は角質のために作られていません

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>>6595586
The computer is used for aerodynamic tests for planes, you cannot win

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>>6595865
Booba are for tired, hard-working men longing for safety and softness in their lives. Flat girls are for goslings because they hold you closer to their heart. Having fans of the other camps as frens mean you never have the same waifu.

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>>6595918
私が王になれば
すべての彗星がムラムラするだろう。

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>>6595889
I'm honestly ashamed of the amount of time it took me to make sure 暗闇の中でダンサー was correct. I'm far too fucking dyslexic and my hand-eye co-ordination is fucked, my nip reps are killing me.

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>>6595918
"not for horny"? Fucking DeepL tried its best

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私はあなたがニガーをファックするフィルターをかけられています私は私の担当者を決してしません

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>>6596016
I did actually just type "not for horny", I wasn't sure how hornyposting would translate.

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>>6596032

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>>6596032

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Please stop the DeepL, as someone who isn't weeb-level anymore in his reps, it's very cringe to read

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>>6596011
あなたの名前はニガーダンサー

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>>6596083
私は子供のように書きます
きっと気に入るはずだ

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>>6596093

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>>6596055
oof japs hate to say that outside of anti-threads which I never visit, best I can do is おかず用ではない。

>>6596011
you're in good hands here, fren

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hoshiyomis, kakero mv doko?

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>>6595962
As someone who always loved small boobs and just recently started discovering the wonders of big boobs I can only say this, booba makes me hard but my oshi cuteness makes me harder.

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>>6596032
Google translate?

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guys... it's "dancer in the dark" not "dark dancer"...

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>>6596234
Wisdom.

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>>6596295
ニガーダンサーだ

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>>6596260
Yeah...

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>>6596225
Why did she send the song to that bot youtube channel instead of her own

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>>6596333
I thought it was much worse too, that really shows how much better DeepL is huh

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>>6596326
no, it's not the "bitter dancer"
ニッガー。

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>6596386
にぇが

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>>6596399
Don't believe his lies

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>>6596434
うるさい!

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>>6596139
Getting my paint reps on for tomorrows aggie. Apologies in advance.

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Shit, I forgot to do the hair.

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>>6596464
The only ones actually good in the aggie are like, mogu and shork. No pressure

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>>6596399
ようこそ -- 19目の時間へ!
時間19つ...
ザ・19時間目
17時間目ではありません
9時間目。。。でもない
19時間目だ!
いち。。。きゅう。。。
特別なじかん!
つまり19時間目は19番目の時間であって... 他のどの時間でもない
19時間目と言える時間はほとんどありません
この時間は... そんな時間のひとつです。
19時間目のこの時間を楽しみながら、19時間目ではない時間のことも考えてみましょう。
18時間目... そして20時間目

19時間目へようこそ!

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>>6596295
じゃ、暗中ダンサー?
>>6596386
>>6596458
黒奴
My IME refused to recognize this word. Had to type the individual kanji.

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>>6596531
I was starting to regret starting the deepTL faggotry but this is actually pretty good.

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>>6596464
Don't worry Shitty sketch are the best because of SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

I have no fucking idea what any of you are talking about. We're out of mayonnaise.

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>>6595080
>>6595130
I din do nuffin.
>>6595381
Jesus Christ I guess those plans really were big huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6596531
Actually read it in her voice too

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>>6595889
I just caught this, lmfao, gimme a second. is the Japanese machine translated too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6595381
I resent the assumption that I was the CD fucker just because I shill Suisei the hardest.

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>>6596562
黒人 is what filthy frank used, 奴隷 is slave, checks out.
My suggestion would be 黒闇の肌のダンサー "Dancer with the dark skin"

>>6596591
nasfaq in dead hours is pretty much a bunch of autistic frens driving every shitty idea to the end and I love it.

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>>6596464
I can guarantee you its not as bad as mine

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>>6596726
I told you to go back to Risu! All the Hoshiyomis are tainted now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6596726
who else would it be?

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>>6596726
wait nigger dancer isnt the cd fucker? so we just have hoshiyomis in here that just fuck cds, and another who drinks blood? jesas

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>>6596707
nah, that's on me. I tried translating NASFAQ as good as I can, instead of nikkei 日経 I used ニキ and I remember japs talking like that asking for specific threads on 2ch when something went off topic.

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>>6596811
Does 暴力団は... work or is "連中は" a closer fit for "The gang"
>t. JLPT N17

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>>6596726
Proof or GTFO

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>>6596638

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>>6596808
Oh, no. It absolutely was me, I just resent the assumption all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6596889
ザ・ギャング

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>>6596907
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING RETARD I SWEAR

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>>6596889
YOU actually have to help ME here since I'm not native in english kek
Gang as in "yakuza and hell's angels" would be considered 暴力団 while "the gang" - which I always thought meant a bunch of friends or "the boys" - would be 連中
>>6596933
this would also work, since Japanese these days actually use english to be cool. think of e-celebs all you like but Do(u)gen shitting on the Japanese for not using their own language anymore is pretty valid.

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>>6596907
Wait was it actually Ayunda? I thought it was big plans

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>>6596971
It's definitely not Yakuza or Hell's Angels, lol. "The boys" and Dee, stupid bird is what's implied. ザ・ギャング it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6596971
In the context of IASIP it's definitely the latter, the gang would be how you refer to your group of friends, the boys, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597007
his list of crimes just keep getting longer

[Anonymous No.]

At least big plans is just fucking up his market share instead of CDs.

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>>6596907
Mr "grower not a shower" resent the assumption of something he did while he was drunk
Don't worry I've done worse while i was drunk

[Anonymous No.]

after hours before after hours, might as well make some soundposts since I can't sleep
Got another coin over 100 today, that makes 8 stacks with Ayamy at 69, this coin inflation worries me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure this worked properly. I couldn't find a better place to put the line break in the sentence either.

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>>6597197
It's actually getting stupid, my net worth is literally the same as it was 3 weeks ago but my total coins is up nearly 200%.

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>>6597288
I can't believe I'm getting filtered by the japanese tupac put into this

[Anonymous No.]

crown holder: fucks cds
1st place: turbo-autist
2nd place: retarded gosling
3rd place: fucking dying
4th place: fucking dead
how fucked is (You)r oshiboard?

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>>6597293
I know when the boggening startet I was at 700 coins, today I passed 2500 closing in on 2600, just IMAGINE the numbers if divvies wouldn't sink accordingly

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>>6597288
bro it's fucking beautiful, good job
>/vt/nasfaqg
Katakana stays forever fucking retarded but that's not your problem to solve.

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>>6597450
>that's not your problem to solve.
I WILL become japanese

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>>6596971
>Japanese these days actually use english to be cool
>these days

>あきらかに善人、女将あるいはギャング映画の影響うけて、やがて、わが悪の華、ひそかに実現はかったのではないのか、そんな大型の証拠、つきつけられては、ばからしきくらいに絶体絶命、一言も弁解できないじゃないか、ばかだなあ、田舎の悪人は、愛嬌あって、たのもしいね。
>Osamu Dazai, 1937

It's been happening for a while I'm afraid. Tho, I'm not sure how much I can complain about it as I tend to use English words in the middle of sentences in my native language as well.

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>>6597519
In the lifetime of the language, that's still "these days"

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>>6597386
The only thing I know about my oshiboard is that I'm not on there anymore, and that's bad

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>>6597395
I used to just daytrade most coins and only hold oshi and dividends, a few hundred of each. Now I have nearly 100 haato, nearly 150 botan & shion, over 300 kiara and nearly 700 peko. When the bull market (although at this rate it's more of an if) shit is going to get weird.

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>>6597378
pic
>>6597450
How do I do this properly...
このディスコードのはあとんはクソインチキだからな。
このディスコードのはあとんは不正行為をクソしてい。
このディスコードのはあとんはクソズルい。

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>>6597450
the /vt/ I get but what the actual fuck is the nasfaqg supposed to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597630
nasfaq G?

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>>6597630
nasufeakkujii

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597654
... I'm retarded, it's literally just spelt out. Trees for the forest and all that.

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>>6597519
>It's been happening for a while I'm afraid
it only really took off recently when business cultures merged and now Japanese want to sound professional and call every little fucking thing something english, rarely using correct or sometimes actual words. It's getting worse WAY faster.

>>6597386
crown holder: had identity crisis, stole oshiboards, got better, makes cute graphs
1st place: schizophrenic, multiple personalities disorder, was 30% of posters in some threads, attentionfag, derailing, actually poorfag, wageslave, uninteresting, painfully obvious
2nd place: suddenly moves after weeks of nothing
3rd place: was the crown once, feels dead but coincount is still rising, seems sparingly active at best
4th place: towa avatar.

>>6597605
ディスコードのはーとんたちはクソインチキ野郎だった!

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>>6597732
>ディスコードのはーとんたちはクソインチキ野郎だった!
はあとん / はーとん?
ありがとう

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>>6597732
t. 1st place

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>>6597778
let me google that shit actually and I was wrong, it's はあとん because her name is はあと, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

y'all so polite in japanese

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>>6597788
>painfully obvious
should've added self-aware.

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>>6597519
It's just old fuck sperging about keeping your native language free of outside influences, I still remember in the middle of the lockdown this walking skeleton going on tv saying how we should only use the words found in our language and blah blah
The coin inflation is a serious problem, just imagine in three weeks when coin starts going up and divvies rise

[Anonymous No.]

crown holder: very based
1st place: not based
2nd place: not based
3rd place: not based
4th place: not based

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>>6597900
Rushia oshiboard?

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>>6597863
every time I get a japanese text to translate and it's business communication and 50%+ katakana english, sometimes in wrong fucking katakana, I get the urge to sudoku on the spot. Some english in euro-languages is fine but imagine they start using all kinds of fucking languages because globohomo what a goddamn mess it will be. the weebs are already starting, gomennasorry for the commentary.

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>>6597981
Yes! Japanese should be pure! With its pure... how much percent chinese?!

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>>6597386
Are you talking about the Ame oshiboard?

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>>6598061
so English should give back their letters to the Romans as well? Do not argue with a linguist.
SHISHIROPE BOGTAN PLEASE FUCKING STREAM SOMETHING BUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597981
Must suck being the guy who responds to foreign business communication
t. guy who does it sometimes and hates it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597818
pretty sure I'm only getting the line break in a spot that makes sense because は

[Anonymous No.]

>>6598061
chinese is 100% sumerian

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>>6598108
Wait nvm. Its the suisei oshiboard

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>>6598132
line breaks are not a thing in japanese so it's literally fine everywhere, I've read novels writing Kanji-nouns over line breaks.

>>6598126
that's the worst part, I do it for free for some weeb DJs

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>>6598061
as useful as it can be for breaking up an objectively retarded writing system, kanji is fucking gay and needs to die, even they know it, deep down. they should have taken some notes from korean after the great incident of 1944 but it's too late now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6598137
nigga that's Arabic.
>waataameeloon.
واتَمِلُن is the closest you can get. Arabic vowels are fucky.

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>>6598215
t. mori's boyfriend

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>>6598304
>the chinese is the writting system
anon, the writing system is just the tip...

[Anonymous No.]

I promised 2 months of pure autism but I'm being sent to South Africa, if I die please give my susies to Joe

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>>6598384
Did you get the jab yet?

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>>6598318
I'm surprised it was even that close, watamelon posting is an artform, linguistic accuracy was never even considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>6598304
>kanji is fucking gay and needs to die
NO.
Kanji is the only fucking thing making written Japanese legible at all.
Korean you say?
쓰다 (sseu-da) = to write or to use or to wear (hat, glasses) or to be bitter
and that's just a quick google, I know "nida" has like 6 meanings and no kanji to ever clarify that shit.
>but kanji is bad because china bad
Mainland Chinese are too dumb and lazy for it, that's why they literally made them easier for them and now they look like shit and break their own writing rules.

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>>6598432
...want it handwritten? in the vein of what I imagine it's trying to evoke

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>>6598384
uhhhhh, anon, have you read the news recently? unless you're in the military, or black, you REALLY don't want to go to SA right now

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>>6598215
> that's the worst part, I do it for free for some weeb DJs
Ouch, that must suck anon. I can imagine the autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>6598501
That's how you spot someone who can ACTUALLY japanese, they understand why kanji is great and still in use

[Anonymous No.]

>>6597386
Crown Holder: retarded NEET who does stupid plays. Got lucky with his Robutt and Sora plays
1st place: almost exclusively a Guramecoiner
2nd place: lagging far behind but still fairly active
3rd & 4th places: who are these people?

pic unrelated

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>>6598384
I know some based afrikaaner guy on youtube who you could be buddies with

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>>6598405
I got an experimental one before being sent to another shithole a few months ago
>>6598510
>unless you're in the military
I didn't think I would be chosen to travel around because I have no wife

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>>6598562
Ame oshiboard

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>>6598384
break a leg or something, you do NOT want to go there right now.
I was lurking /pol/ a bit before, here's a qrd:
- Zulu are the niggers of niggers, Xhosa seem to be bros mostly, consider yourself endangered if on Zulu territory
- Zulu hate whitey
- ask Xhosabros to help you identify them asap, then act with all the prejudice you can, your life is valuable
don't die on us, and don't die as a golem if you can somehow prevent it, fren.

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>>6598633
are you sure he is still alive

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>>6598501
Kanji is a blessing. The only one complaining are retarded EOP who get filtered by it.
In Korean it kinda works cause they have more phonemes than in Japanese. Trying to read a sentence written fully in hiragana after you did your nihongo reps can and will cause you an brain aneurysm.

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>>6598501
>Kanji is the only fucking thing making written Japanese legible at all
sad, but true. I just really struggle with it so I hate it, I suck at languages at the best of times, having to learn a new writing system on top has been brutal
>>6598644
at least you probably won't get carjacked or home invasioned on base!

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>>6598731
>Trying to read a sentence written fully in hiragana after you did your nihongo reps can and will cause you an brain aneurysm.
I hate it when I get material where they try to make it "easier" on learners by writing in all hiragana and it's like, BITCH IT'S HARDER NOW GIVE ME KANJI

[Anonymous No.]

And always remember, around elves watch yourselves.

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>>6598725
He still posts on youtube and is living on the western cape so yeah. He isnt even planning to leave his country because he wants to uphold his national identity or something

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>>6598659
Im afraid I am going there to talk with the Zulu, my senpai didn't elaborate on what I'm going to do

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>>6598856
Paint yourself black or something if you really have to go

[Anonymous No.]

>going to speak to literal spearchuckers
abayo, chocoball

[Anonymous No.]

>anon is a UN "peacekeeper"
What's next? Honk is an actual federal agent?

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>>6598731
>Trying to read a sentence written fully in hiragana after you did your nihongo reps can and will cause you an brain aneurysm.
brings me right back to my first semester or checking the homework of kouhais, every わたし had me puzzled because you rarely ever see わ in the wild.

>>6598770
Kanji is a bitch to teach and learn because you have to be the person for it. There's audible-learners, communicative learners, photographic learners and tactile learners, if you belong to tactile or/AND photographic it's the fucking lottery won. People who learn better from the spoken word or listening are plenty fucked in Japanese, where as people who store that shit in muscle memory or just forever see it in front of them excel.

>>6598856
I hope you go heavily armed and ready to kill, you are not fighting a war you are cleaning a zoo but every animal has rabies. Also wait, why do the burgers deploy there even, what the fuck?!

...uuuh, uuuh, Why didn't Polka drop as hard as the other 5th gens? Music?

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>>6599005
>There's audible-learners, communicative learners, photographic learners and tactile learners
A fan of pseudo science I see

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>>6599071
I studied economics, trying to be consistent here. they actually required me to take that seminar called "learning to learn" in order to give japanese tutoring for my kouhai for some uni money. When I did the lessons I watched Hidamari sketch with them and analyzed sentences and speech patterns.

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>>6599005
This might sound stupid but I've always wondered. I understand why kanji is useful in written form but since Japanese is a syllabic language, surely most kanji if read aloud and then rewritten in, say, hiragana, would have a completely different meaning? How on earth does spoken word work in that case?

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>>6598432
I went and looked the "actual" thing up and now I'm probably on another fucking list. Sorry about the "paint" look, I don't think I have anything I can write in properly.

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>>6599246
When spoken it's differentiated by HOW they say it. Kinda like you can differentiate the different "though" look alike easily from speech

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>>6599269
I'm just going to assume that translates to "watamelon" and edit the original, the farmers thank you.

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>>6599005
>Why didn't Polka drop as hard as the other 5th gens
the difference between her good days and bad days is small

[Anonymous No.]

Are any vtubers aware of these threads?
western or jp, doesn't matter

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>>6599246
>>6599331
As an example, "rain" and "candy" are both "ame", but rain is pronounced Ame, and candy is pronounced aME

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>>6599005
>2nd spoiler
I'm not a burger but I'm pretty sure burgers are being deployed there
>Why didn't Polka drop as hard as the other 5th gens? Music?
Did she stream in the past few days? I only remember Polka no Densetsu in my feed

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>>6599246
it sounds very hard to believe and I railed on homonyms in this thread, but they're not as big as a deal as they sound to be in theory. Context is quite mighty, and you rarely translate something without it. Usually two homonyms only leave one possibility in a full sentence, ex:
うみの中で泳いでいる
a) I am swimming in the ocean
b) I am swimming in puss
あめが降っています
a) It's raining (water)
b) It's raining candy
The different words also have the slightest difference in intonation, sometimes japanese discuss about that especially from different regions (you sometimes see them in chat going ころね or something), let's be frank gaijins don't HAVE to care, japanese will still understand you given enough context. You are endearing because you try to speak their language they think is very difficult kanji is really the only hard part, the rest is piss easy if you know how to pronounce vowels reliably, sorry burgers and there are RARE cases of actual misunderstandings which all have funny anecdotes causing japanese to specifically ask for the Kanji in the conversation, for instance 携帯の軽か経済の経か? "the kei in mobile phone or the kei in economy?" something along those lines.
tl;dr: context and experience.

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>>6599347
はい、どうぞ
Yes. Waa-ta-mi-lo-n.

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>>6599531
And don't forget the classics bridge, chopsticks and edge ("hashi"). Or paper, hair and god ("kami").

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>>6599593
>you sometimes see them in chat going ころね or something
I wrote picrel ころね

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>>6599347
I fucking love the watamelon thread. You guys are awesome. Dropped my Memri Erdogan watamelon seller in there yesterday

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>>6599269
>Anon is on more than one list
Why?
>>6599522
No big vtubers I know mentioned this game and hopefully nobody ever does it, I don't want a hoard of newfag

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>>6599673
なーほーね
>>6599680
I'm already actually a sandnigger. That was automatic grounds for being on a list after 2001 hombre.

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>>6599522
I think we have a webm of Mori going "buy Moricoin" or something but that was I think referring to their respective debut threads where the idea of the game came from in the first place I am convinced, at least.

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>>6599680
hoards of newfags would make our coins go up though

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>>6599680
I definitely want newfags to inflate my deep positions

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>>6599589
nothing big enough I would remember it, so it's probably all her MVs being listened to, but that's off the top of my head without investigation. It just seems weird she's the most valuable gen 5 coin, then again she's been there before too.

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>>6599759
>>6599785
And would shit up this thread, one of the few good places in vt. Homegrown inflation is the best

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>>6599838
there's already been a rise in newfags recently what's a couple more

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>>6599331
>>6599531
>>6599593
ty anons. It seemed like just using diacritics instead of entire other fucking systemss would be cleaner but then I remembered they DO use diacritics and furigana is a thing also. I really wish I'd done my reps when I was younger, this shit is so hard now.

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>>6599838
"oldfags" for this thread is what, 3-4 months now? Basically newfags really

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>>6599987
>It seemed like just using diacritics instead
Be careful what you wish for. Vowels in Arabic (and Hebrew) are generally unwritten and are basically diacritics.
Vowels in Arabic are also the fucking difference between e.g. "[he,implied] went" and "gold".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6599785
>>6599759
they wouldn't even matter at the current coin counts and volatilities, also they would statistically fall to the bigger oshis instead of pumping bags.
Also they'll begin to look for attractive altcoins to invest in so use every opportunity to fucking FUD them, play dirty, F12 some bigger numbers, make fake charts looking complicated but containing specific lies then "spoonfeed" them what they have to look out for with some bullshit about averages, the lazy ones will buy in. Make the whole fucking thread about some smaller gain when you want to buy something else in relative peace. be creative, use everything at your dispense.

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>>6599800
Her numbers have been falling steadily but she released another cover this week that's helped stabilise them close to her daily average. Another episode of ポルカの伝説 came out today and has surprisingly good views so she's going to go up, although probably not a huge amount.

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>>6600149
doesn't help that the boggening came to get rid of coco inflation but came at a time where stream numbers are kinda debuffed because holos are in a relative slump, many investing in their roommate channels or other projects than playing block game etc. like suisei who expands into the music business for big guns. The holo suit force doing damage control with the 1M streams only carried for so long as well.

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>>6600092
>Arabic (and Hebrew
... anon are you MOSSAD?

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>>6600281
let me blow your mind
japanese and korean share A LOT of the same grammar and some vocab, turns out it's similar in many places around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont trust any singe one of you anymore. I can't believe the average nasfaq anon is glowing

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>>6600281
I got accused of it over there by some drunk kids during the WC2014 finals. That was a fun night. I only know shit tier Hebrew because it was the easiest way out of my language requirement. Sitting through Arabic I-IV would've been the most boring thing possible and they wouldn't let me test out of it.

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>>6600261
anon stream numbers have actually been up these past couple weeks...

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>>6600261
Suzy days off are fucking killing me. The strangest (most annoying?) thing is that even when she DOES stream the daily view increase isn't even close to the numbers the stream does. It's almost as if people watch her MVs out of desperation on her off days but don't bother when she streams. Which, now I mention it is actually what I do. Fuck.
If she does what I think she's going to do when her album comes out I'm going to be a very happy, very rich man, but that's 2 months out .

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>>6600398
the boggening fucks with my head, I don't even look at numbers anymore I just sell red buy green increase numbers when something feels cheap in big chunks one after another, I have no fucking idea what I'll do with my divvies this week It'll still be spent on sunday at the latest, I know me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600413
By then your MPP will be $3000 and her share price will be $600

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600368
Chills down my bloody spine, I've been carousing with genuine glowies for months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600314
I did think it was interesting, although not surprisingly, that Japanese grammar and sentence structure was so close to Korean. Sadly I'm forgotten more Korean than I can remember, only the recipes remain, that's enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

BTW Eid is Tuesday. I was really hoping the buy/sell orders would be implemented before then, wanted to buy as many Watame as humanly possible on Monday morning and then dump them all on Tuesday when the sheeps are slaughtered to actually fuck with her price. I think I'll start Saturday at adjustment.
Literally going to set my divs on fire for a metametajoke. Not sure if I'm going to buy Marine in tandem to avoid falling off her oshiboard or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600687
>>6600368
Did you guys forget the last time we had that conversation? This thread is like at least 50% glowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600656
Please don't talk to me about MPP. I kept buying this bitch all the way to 10k because I really like her but that was an incredibly retarded decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600746
well, glowie and world elite and such

[Anonymous No.]

>zero clue what I'm doing
>still don't understand how the game works
>number go up
>cum
this game is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>6599987
>I really wish I'd done my reps when I was younger, this shit is so hard now.
Unless you lived in Japan at an early age I don't think that would have made a difference.
picrel is from the conclusion of Muñoz, C. (2010). On how age affects foreign language learning. Advances in research on language acquisition and teaching, 39-49.
The technical jargon may be a bit dense but, basically, it's easier to learn a language as a kids only if you live there. In a classroom setting it doesn't seem to make much of a difference and adults seem to even outperform kids.
So go and do your reps! wgmi

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>>6600722
at least pop a decent nasheed in

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>>6600975
kek. going to soundpost this with the handwritten flag when I start buying

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600118
This is actually a great idea. Just remove Holopoi from the OP and we're set in fucking them over

[Anonymous No.]

>>6598384
thanks, bud. dont die or else your gravestone will be a picture of your penis through a cd, we'll make sure of it.
>>6600778
My MPP is 9055.8, get me out of this hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6601057
numbers? go ask the numberfags
fuck I'm actually considering it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6599987
>>6600869
this, I've only started learning japanese seriously (as in not weeb-level kawaii sugoi!) in my mid-twenties. It's all about actually doing reps, everything about "being too old" or "learning styles" is bullshit that will keep you down if you believe them since you'll believe that you're just fundamentally doomed to fail.
Here's a video I like (his example will only work if you don't know german thought):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiTsduRreug

[Anonymous No.]

>>6601057
Anon have you stocked up on sheepcoin?
She will have a 3% increase at tomorrow's adjustment following the rolling melon scheme that we can see in her all time graph

[Anonymous No.]

>>6600869
I have been pleasantly surprised by the fact that having zatsudans on in the background has immensely improved my listening ability. I may not understand a lot (most) of what's being said but I can at least hear the words clearly rather than it just being a wall of NIPNONG like it used to be. I really need to go back to the start, pick a learning system and grind it out, I've been so inconsistent I can barely remember my kana.

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>>6601446
unironically anime with subs (you trust) is a great start, make sure it's slice of life so it's actually useful vocab and not some ancient chuuni ninja katana shit or full military robot babble.

someone take care of the OP I got lost in music and need sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's today's R.I.C.H. report:
>There are a total of 335,174 shares in circulation.
>This is a 1.7% increase from yesterday's value.
>Average shares per coin is 6,572.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 28):
>Iofi :: +42.2%
>Shion :: +29.7%
>IRyS :: +29.5%
>Subaru :: +18.1%
>Aqua :: +15.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 23):
>Korone :: -22.6%
>Roboco :: -16.9%
>Pochimaru :: -16.6%
>Nene :: -16.5%
>AZKi :: -15.2%

6 coins (Haato, Civia, Choco, Hololive, Ayamy, and Ayame) had volume changes of less than 1%.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $38,075.61, with a $100 margin of error.
>This is a 0.5% increase from yesterday's value.
>Total Market Value is $1,532,891,915.57.
>This is a 2.97% increase from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average value per share is $4,573.42.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 26):
>Nabi :: +21.7%
>IRyS :: +20.7%
>Iofi :: +19.7%
>Pekora :: +11.4%
>Towa :: +10.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Korone :: -18.6%
>Shion :: -10%
>Gura :: -9.9%
>Nene :: -8.3%
>Lamy :: -5.5%

G.U.R.A. reports are on temporary hiatus as I will be moving my attentions to Oshiboard-based reports (which do not yet have a convoluted acronym-based name yet), which I will also be using to optimize the G.U.R.A. reports' methodology.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Back to you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6601777
>Oshiboard-based reports (which do not yet have a convoluted acronym-based name yet)
Obnoxious Suisei Hoshiyomi Information Report.
NICE FUCKING 7s

[Anonymous No.]

Next OP should be >>6557658
Someone just slap a nasfaqg on it, poor pettan got a negative day yesterday and a REALLY good day today so it's actually relevant, it's also baseddopesuperlit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6601823
Done and done.

>>6601810
That's not fair to Hoshiyomis OR other oshicoiners. I'll think of something. I literally just haven't tried yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Hoarding Oshi Means Oblivion?
idk, it's late

[Anonymous No.]

>>6602006
seconding this one

[Anonymous No.]

سنبدا تراكم عملة "واتمي" الآن وسنستمر حتى أذان الفجر.
يا أيها المستثمثروم الكرام! ندعوكم أن تستثمروا معنا في سبيل أضحية يوم العيد. ونحذركم أن من لم يرد أن يكسب معنا، ستذبح مكاسبه كالغنم.
-حركة واتَمِلُن الإستثمارية الإسلامية
Fuck it, Watame is adjusting up tomorrow anyways. DeepL can't into Arabic, and while Google Translate can't/won't actually convey the "de gozaru" style Arabic, it should still make some sense if you try to put it through it.

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>>6602239
So >>6601234 isn't FUD? Shit I'm buying the sheep

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>>6602343
من لم يشتري عملة "واتمي" بل هو خائن كإردوغان .
-حركة واتَمِلُن الإستثمارية الإسلامية

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>>6602239
>Watmlun Islamic Investment Movement
kek

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>عيد الأضحى
I didn't know that was a thing

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Would you?
why her song floped so hard?

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>>6602451
It came with no announcement or hype, it's like Matsuri's song the other week, despite following them both it's sheer luck that I noticed them.

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>>6602451
No, this bitch has to bring me some profit before doing anything to her why did I buy 50 akutan at 5.6k, I need more rope

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>>6602562
I was shilling her as being a bargain at 6k and did the same, then every single divvy collectively jumped off a cliff and now I'm holding cute bags

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>>6601850
Leaders Of Vtuber Enterprises

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>>6602562
Im selling this crap, i have almost no liquid after all these bogs.

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>>6602597
I also thought agua at less than 6k was dirty cheap and that it would rise at 7k once the boggening was over now I'm stuck with her retarded ass on my wallet
>>6602678
Anonchama you should have liquid from okakoro right? If you didn't buy them you deserve to be poor

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>>6602417
>>6602445
بل الكلمات لتلك النشيد تناسب الموضوع بالفعل. "سِرنا بعون الله. منهاجنا تقوى"
سيروا معنا الى الاستثمارالمثمر ولم تبخلوا بمحافظكم!
نقدم تحييه كبيرة للرئيس "هونك" لسبب قابيلية كتابة اسمنا بلعربي على قائمة رؤساء ناسفاك
-حركة واتَمِلُن الإستثمارية الإسلامية

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Watomato and the rest, I'll be off your oshiboard as soon as I finish climbing up it. I wonder how hard this'll fuck me. HFZ is gone, if there's no meta for me to obsess over, I'll make some.

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Is it watamelon time? I think it's watamelon time.

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>>6603247
It's not, not until the new thread is up

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>>6603260
Blow me, I can't be a neet tomorrow so I have to actually go to bed now.

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>>6603308
هذه القطة مزعجة. إحترم المستثمرون.

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>>6603335
For some reason you can't highlight arabic right to left and it's REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
캣걸은 미래입니다. 자금은 안전하지 않습니다.

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>>6603510
هل هذا يحبطك؟ هل هذا يحبطك؟ يا هلا! هل هذا يحبطك؟ هههههههه

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It's driving me fucking nuts too and I'm the one typing it. There's a "Right to Left" text entry option but it looks like Yotsuba scrubs it.

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>>6603590

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>board is moving slow
>fucking peppeloni pizza is late
>can't buy Watame fast enough

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page 10 onegai

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Where are all the fucking Kiara/anti-Kiara threads?! WHY IS THE BOARD MOVING SO SLOW?! THERE ISN'T EVEN A PAGE 11 RIGHT NOW
at least I finally have pepeloni pizza

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>Still Page 9
Are the rrats dead or something?

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>You're bumping uglies with Mr. Koro.
>It's been 12 hours now, this hag fucks like she games.
>It's an endurance sport to her.
>Your ass and back are numb now.
>Your "yubi" is looking more like an actual yubi at this point.
>There's nothing left of you, you've coomed it all out, but she's still grinding away.
>ほらよ!
>She screams as she slaps your chest to wake you up.
>"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."
>nottu undastand.
>You somehow squeeze another tiddly-wink of cum out.
>You can't even fucking tell anymore, your entire taint has gone numb too.
>She stops, and gives you a determined look,
>もう一回。。。

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Here's one.

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>>6605225

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>>6604390
>>6605191
Rrats and trolls have toured to the Niji threads, since there was an.. interesting event going on there plus the new gen. Hell, one NijiEN board hit 1500 posts.

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PAGE 10!
>>6605625
what interesting happened?

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>>6605625
>interesting event
なーほーね。Tell us. We finally hit page 10.

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>>6605689
>>6605689
>>6605689
MIGRATE WHEN READY

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>>6605658
>>6605674
Just give me a second. I'll spoonfeed most of the interesting shit that happened, including the thumbnails, in the new thread.

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>>6605762
nasfaq after hours is the good place for it though

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>>6605762
Do it here, not in the new one you twat.

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>>6605762
interesting

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>>6605762
God, I thought /hlgg/ was hard to sift through.
Am I getting this straight?
>Pomu did some stream with sperg-ed out colors/overlays
>Controlled some other Niji's avatar?
>???
>keks
I don't get it.

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>>6605824
Alright, fine. I'll make a quick summary, pic related.

A pomu-like figure decided to go full haachama. Y'know, the ARG shit. Pomu decided to change thumbnails slowly overtime, each one getting more and more insane. An elira-type figure decided to join in on the fun, and, well, it was very kino. If you have the time, check the NijiEN archives. It's a bit packed right now, but maybe you'll get a better understanding.

Side note: It was mostly improv.

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>>6606102
What is this, an image for ants?

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>>6606102
>1626388758797s.jpg
>125x58 px
GOT ANY MORE OF THEM FUCKING PIXELS?

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>>6606102
Oh, I was actually watching that stream, it was really kino.
Though I thought you meant interesting rrats.
Also what's this, an image for ants?

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>>6606102
Fuck, the picture got small. Here, have another one.

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https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1626388758797.png

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>>6606102
I thought she just wanted to play with Elira, I didn't check the rest

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>>6606102
That alone was enough to drag the entire board out of their rrat threads and into the NijiEN general? The absolute fucking state of this place...
I thought one of them face-cam'd or something. That's just Tuesday for Haato.

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>>6606429
Pomu's starting to sound a lot like Kiara.

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I would timestamp the beginning of Elira's stream, but she's still streaming.

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Pomu is giga retarded, she's basically the Aqua of ENs. You should give her a chance.

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>>6606161
Oh, and I didn't explain the trolls and rrats. Thing is, people started saying something in the lines of
>man, like, I just wanted a normal stream, just turn on the minecraft video game and play
>numbers.png
>"This is a pretty pathetic stunt to steal attention from her kouhai. I'm done with Pomu. Time to unsub."
The usual, but just faster and more IPs. About 250+, actually.

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jesus FUCK this is slow, good night

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I'm gonna abayo early since this is really slow.

ABAYO

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>>6609083