/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>80436884
Now THIS is a good thread.

awa

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>80436884
That pic... It's survival is NOT a garantee...

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>80436933

I like to to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY

Consider. >>80436884 Best thread in months.

>>80437060
>garantee

Nasa is too cute

Nasa has
>Added Eimi hairpin
>mixed lego bags
>Mooned the stream
>attacked the stream chat
>shilled the coffee
and more!

>>80436884
The face doesn't look like Airi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HC-MO-880
Cow soon my friends

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hime 2nd Anniversary stream! She's drawing with bitos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMjNm0gKg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMjNm0gKg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMjNm0gKg4

>>80437145
Your face doesn't look like Airi

wrath

Pipkiss

Nasaheart

Consider.
https://catbox moe/c/stxd33#

>Taiwanese girl is good at ping-pong and badminton

>>80436884
I'm considering fucking Airi in the shower, if you get my drist.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH IN 10 MINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HC-MO-880

>>80437528
>drist

>>80437528
>drist

>>80437520
Is that a stereotype I'm not aware of?

>Hime soijak
INCIDENTALLY I was watching a phase vtuber and got recommended a Soijak tuber

>>80437568

>>80437579
>>80437583
forgive me pankoposters, all the blood that's normally in my brain went to my dick.

>>80437595
azns love ping pong

>Dizzy used to carry sand to blind possible assailants
Kinda hot

Surely this thread will be better!

>>80437682
Pocket sand

>>80437595
The ping pong thing is pretty standard, but I don't get the bad mitten thing

>>80437657
understandable

>>80437682
She learned well from Dale

>>80437568
I can barely wait for the childsex

>>80437721
>bad mitten

>>80437682

>>80437682
she learned from the best it seems

>>80437520
who?

GET DA MENTHOLS FOR ME

>>80437060
>It's survival

>>80437829
Newfriend, there's only one openly Taiwanese girl in Phase

>>80436884

>>80437839
They made me throw away an entire pack of menthols at Dodger stadium. Was fucked up.

>>80437984
>openly
>implying there are closeted Taiwanese girls in Phase

>>80437239
I miss these dirty booba, guys. I hope she's recovering well.

Where is Awawaland?

According to Runie's girlfriend, raves are mid. Sorry Hina and rave ritualposter...

>>80438013
Sakana is a mtf closeted one

>>80437700
it will be better when all the bitos get hit by a bus

>>80438009
>menthols

>>80438013
I'm uncertain about some of gen 3 also Fish so I hedged my bets

>>80438070
Leave me alone I started smoking them when I was a kids. I like mint.

>>80438009

>>80437568
>>80437568
it begins!

>>80438059
a place where up to 70% of it's land is jungle

>>80438064
>collecting funko is pretty awesome

>>80438059
It's just what Jelly calls Malaysia.

Dizzy's birthday isn't far off and you're invited to the Lovebug Birthday Bash. The party is BYOL (Bring your own Lovebug), so use this template to make your own! STREAM SAFE SUBMISSIONS ONLY! Submissions will be open up until the 15th!

You can check here to see if I got your submission.
https://mega.nz/folder/L3RUHI7L#Opx2VSey1GBz4YAqk9PrWQ

>>80438064
> drinking water is totally epic
> raves are mid
idgi

>>80436884
>is Phase Connect coffee good for you?

>>80438064
>So terrible
>collecting shoes
Why does she hate black men?

>>80438383
She's done being subtle, she's just asking now if HAG SEX is good for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/ugkew5.png

>>80438413
I've seen more women of all races collect shoes more than black men

>>80438413
kek
thanks for laugh, I'm crying

>>80438070
AINT NO HATIN ON MENTHOLS HERE NIGGA THEM A-RABS GIVE GOOD PRICES ON LOOSIES

>>80436884
>What phase connect coffee does to a body

>>80438064
>doesn't like watching the sunrise on sunday morning before going back to bed
Abhorrent taste. Abysmal even.

>>80438522
Damn I should have my gf drink some

Possible Uruka guerilla later

sakana would make so much money if he just agrees to the footjobs

>>80438617
fish foots...?

>>80438483
Women have shoes. Black men compete over shoes. They keep up on shoe trends and releases and always gotta have the newest shoes and they keeping them in mint condition while wearing/showing them off. They don't even tie them half the time because it can damage them.

>>80437810
>>80437778
>>80437753
>>80437682
if he's so great then how come he's dead?

>>80438064
I'm still amused that there's a non zero chance she really is.

>>80438746
God needed his strongest soldier back to defend the pearl gates

I need to hug Muyu

>>80438064
What is this normalfag ass list goddamn

>>80438758
Hotter if she wasn't but the memes got them to bond then eventually hook up.

>>80438777
holy trips of truth

>>80438818
do it so

A jp 2view I watched Cant understand has resorted to putting tits in her thumbnails. Also she might be a picofriend

>>80438831
Wait fuck I have failed to see the stream title

>>80436933
>>80437073
NOW (Literally right now)
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | LIVE | Childhood Violin Songs (No Practice))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOajYC4T6xs
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | LIVE | Anniversary Stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMjNm0gKg4
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | LIVE | Building Sprigatito/Nyaoha (It's a Pokémon) - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIYZ_PQmiw
Muu Muyu (05:30UTC | LIVE | She hanging out)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HC-MO-880

SOON
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 1h15m | Member's Only: Shopping with Starknights)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly9BO8Dlaw

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 5h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP5dCPaLDp4
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 8h15m | That's not my Neighbour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ852NLvU

Notes:
>Hina, Clara & Panko are guerrilla schedule this week
>AliaS is taking agent recruitment forms for the anniversary https://forms.gle/VgT32ayMYgExzXvw8
>Remi wants Doremu's first impression vs now for an anniversary stream https://forms.gle/nfMLtE19QQfmd4HA7
>Remi is taking submissions for your anime takes to review this week https://forms.gle/FZGgfToVeV7Ji9WW9
>Pico & Loki are taking short ghost stories for a Hyakumonogatari presentation in September https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9
>Pico & Loki are also recruiting 100 creators to present the 5 minute ghost stories https://forms.gle/BTUA9E4x8hUtP7Nh8
>Tenma got got by the irl jannies https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1811154681357365444

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Ember, Saya & Muyu

something is upsetting Nasa, a chatter likely, who wants her to give up?
JP bros

>>80439138
She's getting frustrated trying to put the Lego thing together. She said earlier she gets pissed off when building things

>>80438896
Blind minimoo...

>>80439138
Phandra? It looks like he's berating her for not following instructions and winging it

>>80438994
Blue bear might come back with a homework guerilla.

Goodnight /pcg/.

>>80439447
nini

>>80439447
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>80439447
sleep well, lil capipi

>>80439329
>>80439283
thanks

Which Phaser would react to a messy breakup by trying to seduce a married coworker to prove she's still got it?

>>80439447
nini capipi

>>80437682
what a dork

>>80439567
me

>>80439567
Hime.

>>80438617
who the fuck would want a footjob from sakana?

>>80439340
Thank you for the heads up <3

There's no way Muyu isn't /here/ 24/7

>>80439689
The trannies who won't stop cuckposting about him.

Whenever Muyu acts like that I just want to force her down and have my way with her

>>80439856

[Nasa news] It's over.

Nasa table bang!

>>80439856

>>80439283
I can't blame her, those legos look hard as hell. It's like a two-tone 3d jiggy. It's horrifying.
how many offcollabs does Jelly end up at? Maybe her and Nasa could cross paths and she'll do her.

>>80439856
she loves to see the rape and kidnap posts
POST CUNNY NOW

Are we going to talk about space again?

how does muyu do it, just effortlessly have the most entertaining/chill streams? waiting on the drg stream...

>>80439856
>>80440022

>>80440109
What's she doing? I'm watching nasa be cute.

>>80439856
even if she's Internet addicted, why would she spend a lot of time in this shithole? At least on Twitter people post funny memes, here it's just loops

>>80440087
nah its fake and gay

>>80440135
Just being cute and playing vidya.

>>80440109
It helps a lot that she's an actual gamer, so every gaming stream isn't a constant struggle

>>80440191>>80440165
What's the general Muyu experience?

>>80440135
She's playing Warhammer Boltgun right now.

>>80440109
The secret ingredient is personal tragedy.

>>80440213
>>80440165
>being cute and playing vidya.

>>80440087
i wish real aliens would just invade already because at least that would be exciting

>>80440147
>starts parapharsing "kill X, behead X" copypasta
>immediately understood someone typing TPD in chat meant "total pink death"
Absolutely zero chance she's not /here/

Nasa finished it!

>>80440245
I wish humanoid aliens would invade so I can have sex with alien pussies

>>80440109
Sadly she got out of her drg autism phase

>>80440361
that goes without saying, obviously

>>80440294
no one is here, go take your meds schizo

>>80440294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVStbQZfETc

>>80440361
iirc tenga and bad dragon make all kinds of freaky onaholes

>muyu just talking about wanting to be choked and abused
oh my goodness it just gets better and better

Hypothetically how over is it if someone gets parasocial over an anon itt over their actual oshi?

>>80440486
>iirc

>>80440489
That one saya clip was fucking wild.

>>80440504
You're just a virgin. Touch grass, form friendships, go play games read stuff and watch tv shows/movies until you even out.

>>80440486
I have the raptor one it feel meh, also their custom toys queue is open in case anyone want a custom one

hime should post her hairy pussy

>>80440344
it's perfect

Nasa stream over..
LIFE SUX

>>80440613
>Hime
>hairy pussy
It's like you don't even know her

>>80440530
anon...

>>80440504
Do you understand that we're all men?? And if you're referring to one of the (many) phase friends that post here, you're just parasocial for their vtuber

Just woke up, what happened with Dizzy's stream? She did something funny?

>>80440294
you mean because of a copypasta that's existed for years?

>>80440567
I do most of that already and I'm still like this, fuck.

>>80440685
Her ISP yabbed

>>80440659
that is not a smugpanko. that is an "i don't believe you are as unfamiliar as you claim" panko

>>80440685
Stream crashed and she decided to cancel.

>>80440685
ISP hate. She'll try again another day.

>>80440685
no

>>80440661
Yes. I am straight.

>>80440504
Now you have to tell us who it is?

What's the point of life

40 more minutes until my mall date with Jelly

>>80440748
I put that there cause I don't remember if Tenga still does.

>>80440661
The ideal woman behaves like a man but she still has the body of a woman.

>>80440897
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

>>80440897
Death

>>80440897
To live.

>>80440897
To work, watch 2 hours of your oshi and then fall asleep and repeat.

>>80439856
No I'm not

>>80440897
dying and going to heaven, didn't you get the memo? ever heard of a man named Jesus?

>>80440897
saying the nigger word at every opportunity

>>80441046
I thought Jesus was a Phase enemy

Hey Minimoos, why does Muyu use a PST timeslot? She's SEA and that's like 5am her time

>>80440897
cunny

>>80441046
grim

>>80441123
Based

>>80441083
go to muyu's stream right now and say that

>>80440851
Id rather not risk being crossthreaded when he wakes up that would be awkward.

>>80441112
Timeslot's are irrelevant to a hikki.

>>80440740
>>80440758
>>80440769
>>80440811
Thanks

>>80440504
it better not be me or Pico poster

>>80440851
They probably don't even care

>>80441186
When will Muyu use this model on stream

>>80440155
>>80440087
space is big.
REALLY big

>>80441230
Well that narrows it down a bit. Graduating from a parasocial relationship to a regular relationship is a lot more realistic if they're just an anon /here/ so good luck.
>>80441323
Never know if you don't try.

Hime is so retarded, I love her.

muyu is playing roblox and needs YOU to join

Where is da Michi

>>80441230
Thanks for narrowing it down dumbass lmao.

>>80440087
I let used all my space autism last night but I can do it again if you want.

>>80441453
I'll join her womb

>>80441498
according to
>>80441344
space is really big. is this true?

>>80441230
In that case, you may have a decent shot if you really want it

>>80441453
I'm not getting out of bed (even if I do want to play with Muyu)

>>80440897
to win

>>80441551
Yes, and when you stare up at the sky you're actually looking millions to billions of years into the past.

>>80441453
I just joined; I have absolutely no idea how to play I've had roblox installed without launching for a year now

>>80441186

>>80441606
so even if we get a signal from a far off planet you're saying that whoever sent it along with their species and society is going to be long long long dead?
>grim if true

>>80441680
Based on cunny

>>80440897
reproduce and die

>>80441340
Whenever she exercises, anon.

>>80441452
she's at her best like this

>>80440087
I hate space, makes everything pointless and midwits abuse that fact to get what they want

>>80441724

>>80441230
Does he ritualpost?

>>80441687
If we can even decipher the message due to degradation of the signal. The same is true for us sending a message too. Assuming FTL communication does not exist.

>>80441724
No, seriously. You base your life on that little tingly spot on your penis

>>80440504

>>80441687
Yes but that's precluding FTL travel, wormhole/singularity travel, and fuck knows what other dumb sci-fi shit's came up. There's also nothing stopping early adopters closer to the center just shotgunning in all direction billions of years ago

>>80440504
Maybe they wanna fuck

>>80441806
well then wtf is the point of seti?
https://www.seti.org/

>>80441818
You're taking things a little too seriously anon

>>80441806
>>80441687
>they arrive but it's just to destroy us for ddosing their comms with static gibberish

>>80441687
Anything outside of our galaxy, yeah

>More space autism
>Muyu gorilla
>Jelly memba stream soon
It's a good night

>>80441871
nevermind, i figured it out myself. its jews tricking you into mining bitcoin for them for free. fuck.

>>80441871
To keep >our hopes and dreams alive

>>80441871
Weather control to initiate droughts and lightning storms to spark wildfires to one-two punch a rouge kuntry's food stability. Wake up phasers, the truth is out there. Pippa was an inside job!

>>80441344
another banger psytrance-anon

>>80441344
But not nearly as big as Kirsche

>>80442013
I would like to finish my job inside Pippa, if you know what I mean

>>80442111
I don't. Please elaborate.

>>80442111
if by that you mean cumming inside her orifice, then yes, i'm picking up what you're throwing down.
>>80442109
nothing is bigger than kirsche

>>80441881
>What's the point of life

I have an answer is all.

Do you guys think Muyu is wearing nothing but her panties right now?

>>80441871
weapon research, just like nasa

>>80440897
Continue to exist, have offspring, flourish. In that order.

>>80442111
Reconstructive surgery inside her mouth because you're a dentist

Pippa is not ok :(

muyu is SCREAMING

>>80442167
To give her insides a good cleaning, of course.

>>80441871
Hopes, dreams, and there are ways to detect life other than radio waves. For example certain molecules in the atmospheres of some planets can be evidence for the existence of life. They detect this from great distances by looking at how light from the systems star refracts through the planets atmosphere.
>>80441913
Fun Fact: The most effective form of space warfare is a giant hunk of metal aimed at a planet and fired at relativistic speeds. Cheap, simple, and extremely effective. No planet could hope to prepare or survive without some serious sci-fi magic.

I only streamed 4 hours today, too busy u_u

Muyu is a fussy baby

>>80442413
She should try being okay instead

Do NOT sleep with fujos, /pcg/
they're fat (usually)
they're ugly
they're smelly
they don't bathe
they're menhera in the way that isn't hot
they make everything about their fetishes

there's no upside

>>80441871
>>80441956
To be fair, Arecibo sent essentially a 20 TW broadcast to roughly half our galaxy, and had the sensitivity to read a similar such message from the entire galaxy (and messages that are louder from much of the local group). A more advanced species would be expected to be capable of much more; nothing was heard.

>>80442471
the solution to a lot of problems, really, is to just build a bigger gun

>>80442240
>Anti
I have yet to see a Nasa anti

>>80442413
what do you mean?

>>80442413
Good!! she can do an entertaining stream by crying

>>80442593
I could fix her

>>80442606
want me to make a catalog thread to fish out 5?

>>80442667
I don't think you could

>>80442593
>they're fat (usually)
Sex
>they're ugly
Debatable
>they're smelly
Sniff
>they don't bathe
I'll give them a tongue bath
>they're menhera in the way that isn't hot
lol
>they make everything about their fetishes
I'll indulge them in whatever that fetish may be

>>80442605
Making a planet permanently uninhabited is scarily simple for even civilizations with out level of tech to do, and I don't mean weapons. It's one of the main supporting arguments behind the Dark Forest theory.

>>80442593
They also have a higher than average chance of being into pegging.

>>80442413
Tough. Whatever it is, she can figure it out. She's an adult.

>>80442413
I don't see anything on twitter; what's going on? I don't have discord

>>80442673
It wouldn't be genuine

>>80442673

there's nothing wrong with boys kissing

>>80442593
You forgot a big one
>their apartment is, without exception, a "damn bitch you live like this" situation

>>80442413
Oh no, better coddle her just for her to get resentful later lol

https://twitter.com/grampico_/status/1811291865041543627

>>80442879
They're not going to kiss you.

>>80442879
but only girls

>>80442879
Boys kissing girls, yeah.

>>80442879
>m

>>80442707
I could.
>they're fat (usually)
I can cook and manage her diet while keeping her satisfied
>they're ugly
Does this really matter?
>they're smelly
>they don't bathe
I could get her some waterproof devices or make some, carry her into the bathroom and clean her while she reads yaoi or does whatever she's doing
>they're menhera in the way that isn't hot
All menhera is hot if you approach it the right way
>they make everything about their fetishes
I will become her fetishes

>>80442111
I'm a starknight but I want to hug and kiss pippa consensually

>>80442879
then kiss me, you won't

can someone find that song someone made about pippa ranting about the sun being 400 times bigger than the moon? i just looked but youtube search is such garbage

>>80442879
There's nothing wrong with being French either, but it's still naturally gross to see happen.

>>80442879
But garlic breath!

>>80442762
pippa wouldn't do that

>>80442945
>he says posting an image of an unironic Craig x Tweek shipper

>>80440897
To attain immortality or die trying!!

>>80442879
Stop being gay for ritual posters you freak!

>>80442879
I find boys kissing boys gross desu, but boys fucking boys is hot. Make it make sense

>>80442879

>>80442991
But Saruei is French and sh'e hot. Do you mean French men?

>>80442879
you should start with my cock then move down to my balls then my butthole then back to my cock

>>80442879
What do you know, you don't even have a nose!

>>80442759
Dark Forest is hilarious because it's mainly millennials adopting unironic Boomer takes.
Three Body Problem is peak Reddit.

[cow news]
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

Jelly time forma de mengen

I can't believe that Tenma go fined

>>80443205
The show or the original novel?

>>80443144
She's hot apart from the accent. French accents and the language itself just sound gross.

>>80443205
>Three Body Problem
hasn't been solved

>mfw owlposting

guys i watched that anime pippa was ranting about the other week and now i have a sister incest fetish. i don't even have a sister. wtf do i do now?

>>80443255
How mad did she get?

JERRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly9BO8Dlaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly9BO8Dlaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly9BO8Dlaw

>>80443122
You're Giga-Gay

>>80443255
I had to go after an hour before, did she ever beat Tankman?

>>80443329
>i don't even have a sister.
Well then I guess you're shit out of luck.

>>80443255
Who?

>>80441230
understood, i will crosspost to the two likely candidates that come to mind if they wake up during my hours

>>80443205
>Three Body Problem
Don't know what that is. A movie or book? Unless you mean the actual mathematical Three Body Problem which is still unsolved. The Dark Forest does feel like it came straight out of the Cold War or the mind of a doomer. However, when your potential enemy is so different from you that you may not even have the same concept of numbers it's something worth considering and fun to think about.

>>80443309
I disagree

>>80443335
>members only
FUCK

>>80443408
what are the chances of me being able to find a girl that would roleplay a sister for me without calling the police or outing me on twitter for being a creep?

I don't know a single one of those people...

>>80442879
kissing what?

>>80443262
The novel. It's a fun book, but taking it seriously at all is the dumbest take.

>>80443479
Probably pretty high honestly

>>80443329
Acquire a mother incest fetish and make one, dumbass.

>>80443458
>Don't know what that is. A movie or book?
nta but
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three-Body_Problem_(novel)

Personally what scares me way more is a Roadside Picnic scenario, because things in that got so fucked up purely incidentally.

>>80443324
does she automate these

>>80443515
penis or buttholes probably

>>80436884
Airi I hate you so much but I'd still leave you a single mother

>>80443552
No, she just has nothing else to do.

>>80443532
really? where do i find such a girl? anime con?

>>80443458
It's just practical. You can't communicate to begin with and the other party is the baddest sonuva bitch that killed every other bitch then metastasized their cancerous existence in a ravenous craving for limited resources. The time scale for interstellar+ travel means someone's gonna be the incas and someone's gonna be the conquistadors. There can be no peace.
Also the inherent nature of microbes means mass casualties on contact.

>>80441186

>>80443550
forgot the quote
>A picnic. Picture a forest, a country road, a meadow. Cars drive off the country road into the meadow, a group of young people get out carrying bottles, baskets of food, transistor radios, and cameras. They light fires, pitch tents, turn on the music. In the morning they leave. The animals, birds, and insects that watched in horror through the long night creep out from their hiding places. And what do they see? Old spark plugs and old filters strewn around... Rags, burnt-out bulbs, and a monkey wrench left behind... And of course, the usual mess—apple cores, candy wrappers, charred remains of the campfire, cans, bottles, somebody’s handkerchief, somebody’s penknife, torn newspapers, coins, faded flowers picked in another meadow.
Imagine aliens showing up, not paying attention to the fact that life is already here, enjoying themselves and leaving as soon as they came, but the junk they threw away that's mundane to them wreaks havoc to us.

>>80443552

Beeko

>>80443458
Personally, for me it's just too flawed to have fun with in the serious way, and too doomer to have fun with in the silly way

>>80443610
she should try streaming

>>80443748
No, she should graduate.

>>80443621
FF:XIV or discord

>>80443786
but what if i don't want my sister to have a penis?

>>80443722
Meeko

>its rewind time guy

>>80443467
lucklet

jelly is doing GFE (she's dragging you to the mall to go shopping)

Man..... Hime makes me feels like shit

>>80443479
If you're attractive 100%, if you're a goblin 1%

>>80443748
Can't, saturday hort.

>>80443811
Hmmmm. Get a job in the social services and chase a coworker. I swear daddy issues is more common than not having them in that sector

muyu's real voice coming out...it's so fucking sexy wth

>>80443642
Pretty much my reason for putting up on my list of likely scenarios.
>>80443735
I'd like to here you explain why it's flawed. My main reason for considering it a likely scenario is that we have to assume our species and life on planet earth is typical. Given the track record of cats, monkeys, humans, all of it points towards extreme competitiveness.

>>80443895
i'm not looking for DD/lg, i'm looking for a little sister brocon

>>80443872
Why tho?

>>80442972
Being a capipi starknight feels like a contradiction somehow but I am one too. Pippers muh oshi though. I just think Jelly is really cool.

>>80443552
Phase?

>>80443642
>Also the inherent nature of microbes means mass casualties on contact.
The opposite actually. This is something people always seem to forget but it takes a really long time and lots of contact for diseases to jump species, it's why plagues only really originate in cities where lots of livestock are moved through. In reality until bacteria and viruses learn to evolve to take advantage of our metabolic structure, it can't really do anything to us. This was a plot point in the beginning of the game The Dig. It's also something Star Trek wierdly got right. As long as the atmosphere is habitable, you don't really need to go down there in more than just your uniform

>>80443957

>>80443899
Yeah why is that? Is it a bit?

>>80443977
PET OWL HATE

>>80443959
You best believe I'm gonna get into some alien ass even if it means the annihilation of both our species

>>80443959
interdasting...
brb i gotta pee

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcR-mxhTj-w

>>80443479
Get a decent gym bod, a dental cleaning, shower regularly, get a decent cosplay and go to cons.

>>80444040

>>80443959
I think I remember hearing somewhere that the human body has a library of all potential protein combinations viruses and bacteria can use. I think it's in the thyroid?

>>80444056
That's not michi at all. You lied to me and I hate lars

>>80443959
xeno microbes would probably have such drastically different metabolic needs that we'd be a shitty host regardless

(you) are missing out on the Jerry Friend Experience(JFE)

>>80444120
>lars

>>80443899
>tfw after all these years I'm still in love with Konata and I know I will never find my own one
Vtubers made me realize that otaku womanlets actually exists but that actually makes it worse...

>>80444195
>>80444120
Swedebros it's so over

>>80443993
no she's just dropping the fake high pitched voice cuz she's sleepy i think. husky voices like hers make me go crazy

why do women love pokemon so much?

>>80444195
>>80444120
yeah i hate lars too

>>80444195
He's the worst drummer

>>80443901
Logistics is a big part; space is unbelievably large, and intra-ecosystem competition can't be compared to the multitude of separated stars with no particular special resources in any of them.
Dark Forest doesn't seem a direct continuation of competition - but one requiring specific conditions, of competition for the same land and in the same niche. The more alien they are, the less we share a niche; the more similar we are, the less likely we're going to go straight to blows while we can communicate first.
It's also very easy for a space faring species to detect an inhabited planet early - and easier to handle it early; we shouldn't be able to post here if our galaxy was already a dark forest.

>>80444234
>It's even worse than anime because she's real and she won't ever be yours

>>80444102
Yeah but pathogens or parasites that should not have had time to adapt to a different species' physiology easily infecting other species, and affecting all organisms in the same way. Even on Earth, most viruses, bacteria, and parasites are only adapted to survive in certain hosts, sometimes as narrow as a single species. "First Contact" compatibility is extraordinarily rare- when a disease can infect multiple disparate species, these are usually species that interact frequently like humans and domestic animals or species that share a water source, giving opportunity for evolution to reward versatility. On the other side of the coin, when diseases do make the jump between species by fluke or mutation, their effects can be radically different in the new host- what causes a mild cold in the original species may be lethal in another (see cow pox, which is a bad cold for something as big and sturdy as a cow, but can easily kill us).
Though at the same time, even when those now hyper-lethal to us diseases jump species, they tend to be really shitty viruses because they kill us too quickly to spread to a lot of other hosts.

>>80444279
The cute animal things? Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that out.

>>80444279
Because they can talk about how much they want to fuck animals without getting the bestiality association from normies.

>>80443255

Yea they got noise laws over there where you get fined around 300+ euros for first offenders.
Considering it's her and the hours she usually streams, pretty sure this ain't her first rodeo (more fines)

>>80444279
Cute animals + gathering + powerful companion.

>>80444297
the drummer from def leppard only has one arm, and he's even worse than that.

>>80444357

>>80443255

>>80444382
Seriously why didn't they replace him?

>Engelbert Humperdinck

The Muyuland is showing...

>>80444279
Grew up with it, it's fun, lot of designs, social phenomena?

>>80444309

>>80443929
Seduce a VTuber then

>>80444435
Because the band reached its most commercially successful phase AFTER his arm had to be amputated.

Dark Forest Theory only really makes sense if you assume that technology only really converges on a handful of high level abilities that both the author predicted and none of which can easily defend your world against a sub-lightspeed attack. In reality, launching an attack against a civilization you know nothing about is incredibly risky. Launching nukes wanton all over the galaxy (as some species in the book did) would be sheer suicide.

>>80443552
Probably. Not sure what the point is at that point other than farming engagement.

>>80444522
I was thinking about Lars

Cowie is doing a karaoke in roblox by the way

>>80444571
Oh

>>80444571
lol

>>80444298
The galaxy is big, absurdly big. You're only noticeable when you really start to make noise and radio signals have only started leaving earth in the past 50 years or so. Logistics aren't a problem when you have a "fire and forget for 10,000 years" planet destroying relativistic missile that has no hope of being stopped. All it needs to be is a fast chunk of metal moving at incredibly high speeds. A species with a few extraplanetary bases within their system could do that. Not to mention with potential technologies like the Dyson swarm there may not be much of a need to leave your solar system. When everyone in the galaxy is equipped with railguns your best chance of survival is shooting anybody you come across first.

>>80444422
Definitely not the first.

>>80444586
What mode/world is she in?

>>80444382
Rick Allen is literally considered one of the best drummers of all time despite missing his left arm. I mean I think he's kinda overrated but he adapted and learned to play with just one arm.

i'm emburger

>>80444501
working on it.

>>80443329
Watch kiss x sis next.

>>80444557
Of course, there's always potential for technology to radically change with new discoveries. Please god let FTL become real in my lifetime. But for the sake of theories and though experiments experiments you need to make reasonable assumptions based on what we already know.

>>80444651
I don't know but there's a guy dressed full of uoh emotes dancing

>>80444557
I'm working on a setting where a full scale galactic war 15,000 years ago set most of the galaxy back to the stone age, give or take an era so the majority of the galaxy is on the same level with a few worse or better off. It's a pretty light hearted shonen style adventure setting but the background lore is kinda brutal.

It's set in the mid 90's.