/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>51781455
they're made to order...

>>51781504
Not the limited ones

I miss my wife so much.. will better once I see her

>>51781504
Yeah, and I make more money selling the extra if fewer people buy it; win-win either way.

I'll just buy several sets to compensate for all the weakbuds *buhi*

>proud of being a scalper

Where is he?

>>51781546
>thinks there will be limited ones this year

Will she actually completely avoid any and all fan interaction for this stream? seems kinda grim when you consider the point of a birthday stream usually is to celebrate with your fans...

>>51781675
laugh at the copebud!(maybe for the last time?)

The dino roam these lands

>>51781731
naturally, she only came back out of obligation anyway.

Sex with a fembud.

chat is up

>>51781648
>Scalping something that's made to order
Not the brightest bulb, aren't you?

I LOVE GURA

>>51781835
people sold previous merch on ebay at exorbitant prices

To goom, or not to goom, that is the question.

I LOVE GURA

imagine missing out on this year's merch just because she "didn't stream enough" this year

>>51781930
Goom when you hear her voice.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671261647477026818
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671261647477026818
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671261647477026818

WE LOVE GURA

all other vtubers KNEEL to her. She is THE VTuber

>>51781902
And that's not scalping

Chumbuds? More like Goombuds!

Rev up your wallets for a shill stream chumbuds!

>>51781955
good lil piggy consume yes

Happy birthday again BITCH.

>>51781955
Well. What is it?

Why are antis making fun of me for supporting my wife?

>>51782001
>shark is coming
>splash emoji
This has to be intentional, right?

I am absolutely euphoric rn

>>51781955
because she doesn't give a shit and doesn't show a lick of appreciation for us, correct.

>>51781955
Well maybe she should try streaming more then. I will punish this lazy brat by not buying the merch this year ToT

>>51781955
You got them seething already chumbie

>>51782201
No, it's just you specifically that she doesn't care about

>>51782009
my knees are already shattered

>>51781955
Did you seriously steal his picture for later shitposting? Or maybe it's actually you and you're not in a sadposting mood today, can't tell.
Either way, not gonna buy it unless it blows my socks off. There's been no reason to offer support for a while, so we're down to purely whether she's selling a decent product.

>>51782255
Of course, she doesn't care about people who don't throw money at her. Making money for Cover is the only meaning left to her channel.

>>51781731
If I had a fanbase that said the kind of shit about me that Gura's has been saying about her, I'd have chat turned off too

>>51782188
can't wait to drown in shark juice ToT

>>51782001
Why are none of the listed timezones EDT, the timezone Gura always uses for her stream times?

>>51782288
>Either way, not gonna buy it unless it blows my socks off. There's been no reason to offer support for a while, so we're down to purely whether she's selling a decent product.
>There's been no reason to offer support for a while
how can you write shit like this and still act like it doesn't make you an obvious anti?

Im so fucking nervous right now. I can't fucking wait to see her

You ARE going to do the right thing tonight, right?

Reminder that she will pretend that nothing happened.
Reminder that she will ignore all comments about the ghosting.
Reminder that she will never talk about movie may.
Reminder that she won't talk about the Mario movie watchalong.
Reminder that she will shill merch without shame.
Reminder that she will disappear again after this stream.
Reminder that she's not sick busy.
Reminder that she's a manipulative liar.
Reminder to grab a rope.

>>51782361
>If I had a fanbase that said the kind of shit about me that Gura's has been saying about her
The absolute horror of "are you okay?" and "please stream"

>>51782288
>not gonna buy it unless it blows my socks off
So you want Gura-themed Trident missiles?

>>51782408
That's how I felt for the last stream (the collab) but then she sounded off and didn't talk to us at all and I left feeling worse than I felt going in

>>51782311
you are so lame lmao just accept defeat and move on with your life

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>51782400
Because it's true. It's supposed to go both ways, and it hasn't for a long time.

>>51781731
Tell me the last time a holo interact with her fan on a birthday stream.

>>51782467
She doesn't owe you streams or answers, you parasocial fuck.

>>51782512
I want to eat Gura's dick cheese

I love gura so I will be buying the merch

>>51782361
If my mere presence would make people's day I would talk to them from time to time or at least cancel plans when I can't make it instead of ditching them. Especially when I claim that I love and care about these people.

>>51782505
Well comments like these were expected on a stream day, everyone is on dopamine overdose but 30 minutes after the stream you will start realizing that you are indeed alone again, she made you spend money on plastic toys again, she didn't relieve your anxiety again and only made it worse, and you're still depressed.

>>51782396
We all know why, deep down

>>51782496
She sounded normal during the collab you fucking autist

>>51782458
YES! I must consooooooooooom the product and be excited for the next product!

>>51782467
>please stream
Can't you resist not asking this? Like what good other than pressuring her is that ever going to achieve

>>51782614
Remember chumbuds, you always win if all your enemies are losers

>>51782615
because east coast sucks

>>51782396
Because the official accounts only believe in one timezone. They usually just use PST for everything.

>>51782396
east coast more like worst coast lmao

>>51782458
The best part about threads during gura's streams is that a lot of actual buds come here and in global during streams and it becomes like a mini Live Chat drowning out all the shitposts and baits.

>>51782703
Enjoy your earthquakes, idiot

>>51782529
she's literally streaming today
how is that not "going both ways"?

>>51782696
Both losers and winners are chumbuds, the only difference between them is the layer of cope.

>Still no retweets from any of the other girls

Oh my heckin Science the heckin Gwombus shorcc is back!! Time to give her all my precious hard earned money by buying her useless fucking shitty merch that's only good for ruining my chances of ever reproducing!! I can't wait until she acts like I don't exist for another 4 months afterwards!!! Trust da shorcc

>>51782614
>Just be sad all the time like me.
No thank you.

>>51782794
She ghosts them as much as she ghosts us, I bet she hasn't talked to any of them since last collab.

>>51782591
If you love someone then you don't enable their bad habits.

>>51782794
I guess fauna wasn't a real chumbie then...

>>51782188
Shark juice

>>51782703
>>51782739
as opposed to west coast, california, the worst state by nearly every measurable metric?

>>51782767
>actual buds come here and in global during streams and it becomes like a mini Live Chat drowning out all the shitposts and baits.
Not even you believe this. Not since like February.

>>51782830
It's ok bud whatever works for you, there's those who do drugs, those who get drunk, we all take it different.

>>51782794
Y’all will just get mad about literally anything huh

>>51782794
Well Gura doesn't retweet or call in other girls birthdays anymore so why would other girls bother

>>51782908
Yeah most people want to stay happy, not a fucking loser that wallows in sadness.

She's going to drain chumcucks wallets dry then fuck off for another month. Honestly, based.

>>51783057
They let her down so Gura will respond in a similar manner

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>51783077
She's gonna drain the chumbuds balls dry and then cyberfuck them for another month. Honestly, based.

>>51783077
I can't wait to get milked ToT I must consoom like a good little pay piggy *BUHI* I hope she calls me her dirty little pay piggy today..

delicious anti tears

>>51783167
Was your brain stolen?

>>51781955
Tasteful decorations desu

>>51783057
why would gura bother calling in to a bunch of girls that don't even talk to her off stream? maybe ame is genuine in her friendship with her but kiara, mori, mumei, fauna and ina are all fake cunts that don't make any effort to reach out, they get what they deserve

>>51783225
They let her down when she needed help the most.

>GURA COMES BACK
>I GET PROMOTED AN HOUR LATER
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>51782794
They're called VTubers, not VTweeters. Calm the fuck down.

How would (You) have cybersex with Gura?

>>51783317
Chumchads stay winning

Antis stay losing

GURAAAAAAA LETS GOOOOOOO!! FUCK YOU BUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51782859
It's Tuesday, Fauna retweets don't usually come till later at night if there are any.

>>51783288
Fucking hell how are you so out of touch

I should have never embraced my feelings for her, now I suffer the consequences. WHY AM I ANXIOUS INSTEAD OF EXCITED FOR HER BIRTHDAY?! IT FEELS SO WRONG

>>51781955
I need more Gura merch. I should clean my desk off and retake this photo now that I've got my 2nd birthday merch.

>>51783344
define cybersex
yes I am out of touch with the youth

>>51781499
What time range are we talking though?

>>51783288
Delusional

>2 hours until stream start
>chat still closed
Yeah I'm thinking it's joever

>>51783344
I've never really understood the appeal of cybersex

shork

>>51783690
Sex but possible.

>>51783288
Reminder that gura would change ame's diapers
this is canon

>>51783571
still sad that I spilled coffee all over my gura mat...

>>51783653
It's over for feistyfags

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>51783725
sex (impossible)

>>51783770
I spilled my goom on it

Fiercebuds won.

>>51783826
Now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time I heard of anyone having sex. I guess I have to move to Nigeria where it actually does happen.

AI Gura gives me hope

>>51783571
Iron your tapestries, bud

I will forever be grateful to Gura for making me realize how cringe being a dedicated vtuber fan is. Fucking losers.

>>51783545
If you're worried about a graduation announcement today, don't be. Those are always an entirely separate stream, which would mean announcing her graduation before July would require Gura to stream multiple times per month.

>>51783653
Feistyfags did this.
You retards don't know Gura

>>51784006
I think it is clear all the "fiesty" buds have been antis from the start. It is amazing how one small white girl angers them so much.

Hi
i was banned for posting cunny

goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob goob

>>51783725
It's not sex though. It's just masturbation with extra steps. What's the draw?

Nyow I'm crying in my room.

>>51784110
Of course she does, she's a fascist symbol. Haven't you heard?

>>51781955
hey thats me
I forgot I was missing something when I took that picture

>>51784110
that's a logical fallacy that dodges the actual issue by diverting it 'just a girl'

>>51784006
ofc, retards complaining all the time about no stream when she just had a collabs on kiara channels but antis wouldnt know that, fuck them

I'm so excited for Gooba's birthday and FFXVI.

>>51784180
It’s at least a team effort

Not a chumbud but I found this going through my folders and figured I'd post it. Congrats on your oshi's return btw.

>>51784270
>>51784110
>>51784006
Hi Discord raiders! You stick out like a sore thumb

>>51784110
exactly, a lot of vtubers probably have a bunch of latent antis lurking in their fanbase since debut, where all they'd need to do to activate them is literally just do nothing for a bit.
gura is honestly a pioneer in weeding these rats out of the woodwork

>>51784367
Maybe hold the congratulations for like a week just in case, but thanks.

MY HEART IS FUCKING RACING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY SHARKWIFE

She's gonna announce she's pregante and is graduating.

'grats on goober returning

t. takodachi

>>51784609
No graduation announcement until after EN Connect.

>>51783943
If only.

>>51784546
Your oshi will stream for your consistently the same time my oshi learns to sleep properly and stop delaying every stream.

This is what it's come to, being congratulated for your oshi ending her silent streak and actually showing up for her birthday stream...

>>51784821

>>51784821
it's like those awards they give out at school for showing up

>Gura back
>Baja Blast back in stock at my local supermarket
>Hunter Biden pleads guilty
>Andrew Tate charged
>Anthony Padilla back on Smosh
This is one of the best single days I've had in a long time

>>51784821
Like working in a steel mill and being congratulated for not showing up on liveleak.

>>51784270
She hasn’t streamed in weeks, if she cant take a few minutes out of her day to make a members post then chat is right to call her out on it. Where’s all the streams she promised to do? The asmr? Movie may? The original song that’s over a year in the works now?

Enjoy your one hour pre recorded "stream" chumcopes

>>51784904
be more entitled anti, she has a life outside of hololive

>>51784546
uooooo!
birthday hype!
https://streamable.com/ii34ag

>>51784821
I wonder what Cover would even do if she didn’t show up. I doubt they would terminate her but it feels like there’s not much they can do since there’s already nothing they do for her.

>>51784666
But thank you for the kind words, tako. I do appreciate it.

>>51784904
>Where’s all the streams she promised to do?
what are the chances you think she addresses it on stream?

>>51784965
Enjoy your 2 hour stream this month, a few songs at the concert, and then more silence until the company mandated anniversary appearance. Better hope Kiara invites her to more collabs if you want to see her at all.

guwwa love!

>>51785071
0%

>>51782794
Why should they. She doesn't do it for them

>>51783776
>>51784006
All she had to do was communicate. It's not difficult. But she was afraid to tell her fans "Hey, no solo streams until my birthday but I'll be in a couple collabs." She knew that would make people mad so she was scared to say it. People would at least have known, its better than ignoring it or lying

>>51784872
>implying
https://youtu.be/Ec1sSkojgC0

Fuck off darkmaze

God just let me lick the smegma off of her nasty fucking cunt. Fuck.

>>51784260
pad

>>51785383
GSH

>>51785002
>I wonder what Cover would even do if she didn’t show up.
>Implying its not pre-recorded
NGMI

I still wonder whether or not smegma femanon in global long ago was actually Gura.

>>51785498
Kiara made it seem call in are still on the table but just aren't likely, that would imply it's not gonna be prerecorded. Or at least all of it wont

>>51785638
can you link to the timestamp thanks

>>51785570
Gura has talked plenty about how much she likes bathing, so I doubt her pussy would ever be so vile. She's a slob in every other aspect, but personal hygiene is the exception.

>>51785590

>>51781955
Give me one reason why I should bother with any merch, knowing that she's literally only doing this stream for a cash grab.

>>51785638
it sounds like she had to organize this last minute

>>51785638
Kiara doesn't know because Gura cba to even talk to her genmates

>>51785002
Cover would netber terminate Gura over something like that. Besides Cover using her as a marketing strategy. They gonna lose stocks if they do that.

>>51785762 (me)
>nether
my ESL, apologies

>>51785719
>cash grab
People keep saying this, but I don't think it's even that, just out of obligation. If she really cared about money that much, there are so many ways she could have milked her status as the #1 vtuber that she hasn't done.

>>51781955
>Buying merch in the first place

>>51785746
she saw the scheduled tweet and started sweating

>>51785719
To support her?

>>51785906
and what do they get in return for supporting her?

I can’t even imagine how bad it would be if we get another kanauru fan video for half the stream.

Hoooooey!
Are all you cowboys ready to take a trip on down to Skinwalker Ranch?

Enjoy today. Gura won't appear again until the Myth anniversary haha

>>51785953
Nothing, you dont do it to get something out of it if you like her then supporting her should give you joy

>>51785719
>Cash grab
Ironic, when gura doesn't even forced them to spent their money. She's not that kind of person. Fans who genuinely supports her will buy her merch.
>Fiestybuds stay losing, it's over

>>51786045
Yee-fuckin-haw!
Swing your partner by the tail, don't forget to pick standard mail!

>>51785953
I turn off my adblocker when I watch goob. I want to support her anyway I can.

>>51785655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZvKnqbbOE&t=9936s
I swear she mentioned more about it but I can't find it right now.

>>51785953
Why so entitled, retard?

>>51781955
How's your transition going?

>>51785862
i don't think it is either but with how rushed everything is it's like she wasn't planning a stream this year. i believe the rrat that she's protesting against management.

>>51785888
I'm not gonna tell you what to do right now, you may not feel like buying merch for obvious reasons, I know I don't. But if you don't own the dino you aren't a chumbud, or you're very late to the party and my condolences for all the rubbing you never get to do.

>>51785953
>Something in return
Entertainment of course, it's not that deep. Streams are free.

>Gura will give us her Good Morning Vietnam graduation send off via pre-recorded stream

>>51785906

Support what? Someone that provides literally nothing for them in return for their money?

That's not support, that's being scammed.

>>51786347
ah yes the streams...

>>51786193
seems like a pretty clear no for call ins

>>51786485
Nothing? What about the all of the 400+ live streams on her channel

Gura's ghosting has breeded a lot of tribalism within the fanbase. Both sides have convinced themselves the other are antis. And it's her fault.

>>51786347
Oh right, of course, streams. The thing she never does. Why didn't I think of that. It's quite literally just throwing money into an open fire.
You're about streams being free though, which is why I'm not giving a single cent.

>just got back from work
Damn she liked a lot of art. Cute.

1 and a half hours left

>>51786763
Sus

>>51786193
>I swear she mentioned more about it
This is your brain on cope.

>>51786763
Both sides are retarded. Feistybuds are worried that she's gonna leave us if we don't do anything while yesbuds sre protective of her. The only antis are the retards saying it's over and the doxxfags who deserve the rope

>>51786763
I'm convinced these are just botposts at this point, it's just too hilarious to imagine someone seething over a vtuber streaming for the first time in a few weeks.

Gura wins again.

>>51786234
what's rushed?

I can't help it. I'm going to goom.

>>51786347
>Streams are free.
You mean contents are free. People keep throwing money no matter the cause especially yesbuds.

>>51786928
>cope
For what? I actually watched Kiaras stream so she must have said something that made me think that. I don't actually care if Gura does call ins or not, I'd rather she just talk to us.

>>51786234

She wasn't. It doesn't take a year to plan a stream and even if it did, that's background stuff not "Hey, I literally am oinly going to stream once a year so I ensure that one stream is great!"

The delusional excuses you fucks make for her shit work ability is astounding.

>>51787066
??

>>51786842
It was almost surreal seeing so much fly by after so long in stasis.

>>51785850
0 for 2 my esl friend

>>51786948
this so much

Jesus doomposters are trying so hard to bring the mood down

>>51787094
They are sub room temp IQ SEA retards. What do you expect?

>>51786661
The ones from the past? The ones that are literally free to watch? If she graduated, they stay and she doesn't get to mooch money. SUPPORT is for them going forwards, not backwards. A fee for past stuff that isn't obtainable without a payment is a charge, not support.

>>51786842
She liked some from all the way back in May, it's weird. Like a golem that just woke up from comatose and still remembers shit from the past century.

>>51787170
Gura already threw it into the abyss months ago.

we're coming home chumbies
in less than 2 hours

>>51786763
I mean kinda yeah. Sure you’ve got retards on both sides and dipshits falseflagging; but at the end of the day she has more power than anyone to end the mess.
I don’t hate her. I just want her back consistently.

Do antis not have a stream to watch instead of camping here and seething

>>51787170
I think some of them were banking on a Gura being a no show and now have to find something else to doom about. Its just neural for them.

>>51786971
>Ayame, Shion, Azki, Aqua, Haachama: First time?

>>51785295
All you had to do was be patient. It's not difficult.

>>51787245
There's a nonzero chance she was in an actual coma

Hello fellow chumbuds, are you as excited for the birthday stream as I am? I can't wait to see which of her friends call in! I'm looking forward to a long and fun birthday karaoke too! Do you think she has anything special planned for her fans today?

Gura liked some AI art again and people are seething in the replies. lol

Christ I need to filter these "ghosting" "communication" fuckers before I lose my mind

>>51787094
That's one thing I'll never argue against anyone, her work ethic is sub-par at best, and just plain bad at worst. She's no powerhouse by any extent of the word.

>>51787379
>Average Twitter people
They always seething at everything.

>>51787379
seething at gura or the art?

>>51787379
was it tagged as ai?

>>51787394
ok Gura
enjoy your hard earned 2 month break after this stream

>>51787377
>anything special planned for her fans
Yea her graduation announcement

>>51787311
All she has to do is give us a heads up on her status. An hour tops, if you really think she’s that much of an autist, out of a month. It’s not that much to ask. Hell she gets paid for it.

>>51787379
did she ask people not to post it in her tag because she's not good at telling the difference?

the funniest outcome of all this would be if gura starts delivering regular high-quality streams and doesn't graduate. we would get to watch antis desperately scrambling for something to be mad about

I'm ready to see the shark tonight.

>>51787170
if she doesn't fuck off and disappear again after this, I will stop doomposting.

>>51787499
Copium levels off the fucking charts rumao

>>51787261
Heh, she invited me to her room. Later losers.

Ready to watch my oshi kanauru in an hour

>>51787484
Please just leave, you care more about a tweet than you do Gura herself. It's insane you have been looping this topic all day

>>51787499
watching them now is the funniest thing ever honestly, I can only imagine how unhinged they would get if Gura went back to streaming "regularly"

>>51787563
oh, i don't think it'll happen, i just think it would be funny

>>51787488
If I remember right she instead asked forgiveness in advance if she did, since some of it was tricking her.

>>51787377
I read your post in a robotic voice

>>51787499
The actual antis, yes, but I think most of the people here would be genuinely happy with that outcome.

>>51787645
Yea you're right, I got it mixed up because a lot of girls were banning AI from their tags at the time

>>51787499
>>51787599
It's more likely than you'd think, too. The hardest part of ending a ghosting streak is just making the first step, finding some excuse to make contact again. If she actually does want to come back to regular streams, this is as good of an excuse as any to take.

>>51787599
Not really
It's obvious that a lot of them are fans that feel slighted

>>51787379
oh this is AI? didn't even notice

>>51787753
Yep, I didn't at first either. It's only when you look closer that you can see it.

>>51787753
Hands

>>51787753
look at the hands lmao

https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1671261682822160390

Two weeks ago, if you said "Gura won't stream until her birthday merch shill stream" you would be called an "anti".
Are the people treating this like some big win for real, or is this some elaborate joke? This is exactly what "antis" have been predicting for weeks now

>>51787499
I would cause a super nova with how hard I would be kneeling

So why doesn't she stream? is she graduating soon?

I pre-ordered a pop up parade and it still hasn't shipped. I'm worried they forgot mine

>>51787841
Usual /ggg/ coping mechanisms are in place

>>51787866
shes streaming today dummy

>>51787796
>>51787816
oh yeah, I see it now.

>>51787753
>the hands
>the fucked up dog at the bottom right
>plant leaves melting together
>whatever the hell is going on with the back of the chair
c'mon man, it's not that hard to tell

>>51787841
Yeah, apparently her actually streaming on her birthday is a huge win. I'm convinced a lot of the people going on and on about how "we're so back" are falseflaggers.

>>51787841
Any time spent with Gura is a big win, antis change their narratives all the time so it would be pointless to bend to their schizoing

>>51787866
she's streaming every day though ToT right into my mouth

>>51787841
I'm not treating it as a "win" or whatever I'm just happy she's streaming. All I can do is hope there's more to come.

>>51787960
>the people going on and on about how "we're so back" are falseflaggers
Ya don't say

AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO FOR THE NEXT HOUR

I'm actually sad that I don't feel happy about this.

>>51787984
>antis change their narratives all the time
This narrative has been consistent for like a month though, this is exactly what people were treating as the "worst-case scenario" which only the biggest haters would even consider.

>>51788029
yeah. I feel you.

>>51788029
same desu

>>51788027
Take a shower

>>51788029
same desu also im anixious and concerned that she will just leave again

gura streams are a vtubing cultural event
my indies are pushing their streams for it

>>51787753
This looks good. I mean it even tricked me

>>51788029
Find some "happiness" then. They are tons of them, it's not that difficult.

>>51788047
>accidentally admitting it's a narrative

>>51788140
I don't even know what you're trying to imply here

It's a win for chumbies, because all the shitposts beforehand has become irrelevant.

>>51788047
lmao who cares loser gura's back

>>51788104
I don't want to miss her opening chat

>>51788140
NTA, but the point is that the narrative became a reality

>>51787379
>>51787753
I really don't know why anyone gives a shit. You're an artist? Great, you're a graphic designer now. Shut the hell up.

>>51787753
nice cat/dog thing

>>51788137
"just don't be sad" "just buy a house" "just eat something"

>>51788204
I don't care either, I just think it's funny how genuinely upset some people get over it.

You’re goddamn right I’m selfish. I love my wife. I want as much of her as I can get. I want her to stream everydayin my mouth. If I could, I’d cut every other one of you fags out and have her just for myself. And if you don’t agree you’re an idiot.

I couldn't stop thinking about fembuds while mowing my lawn.

>>51788166
for today

She belongs to me and I belong to her shrimple as

oh nyo

Merch purchase will be dependent on two things tonight; whether chat is opened for stream and whether Gura in some way communicates with us (bonus points and more merch purchased if she even addresses the ghosting)

>>51788276
I made this post

>>51787753
The legs are fucked up

>>51788373
That’s just how she looks

>>51788307
Yes we are aware and have been aware for a long time now that her activity will be less

>>51788359
chat will be open
she wont say shit and will leave right after this stream and go back to ghosting

>>51788359
Well you usually have a month time period to buy merch. See how consistent she is with streaming for a month

>>51788373
So is one of the hands. That is what happens when you post AI art.

>>51788359
Only way I'm buying merch after all this BS is if it's her used socks or panties

>>51788359
Chat will be open but she won't read it
She won't justify her absence outside of "im busy lul"
Stream will be 55 minutes long
6 merch products

I just love her so much, buds. That's all.

am I the only one who thinks its kinda shameless to not only not stream, then not provide any information of wth is going on, but stream on "birthday" in an attempt to sell merch?

>>51788539
no you arent
now go back

>>51788539
yes because you're an anti

>>51788539
yes

>thank you for all your birthday wishes!! i got some exciting stuff for you too today..... :3
lets have some fun today
Hopefully this means we'll finally see some of these fabled projects

>>51788630
>today
month break after that

>>51788630
Orisong for sure. I'll be fucking amazed if I manage to get grudgeposted on this, it should be a free space.

>>51788630
1 (one) song cover is my guess

>>51788526
based and same desu

>>51788675
>orisong for sure

Delusional copebud

>>51788682
It's either at least one original or at least two covers. I also think we're getting new emotes on top of the merch

>>51788526
If only she felt the same.. desu

>>51788539
Yes, because it would have been much much worse if she didn't stream today. Obviously we could have avoided this altogether if she streamed at least somewhat regularly but here we are.

Enjoy the stream Chumbuds! I know I will

>>51788747
Wow new emotes? No wonder she's been gone so long

>>51788589
i dont consider myself an anti of gura at all, i just dont think this is the best way to handle the situation given the context

>>51788164
>3 weeks forgotten
Do chumbies have the memory of a goldfish?

CHAT OPEN

>>51788814
I was calling that most of >us were like that a week ago

I'm dissapoointed in gura. She has chosen to become a mascot and only stream on merch shilling days.

>>51788675
i'm hoping it's a orisong with maybe an animated mv. don't know what else could possibly be planned though.

>>51788799
being an unironic "am I the only one" poster is worse than being an anti.
Now leave

>>51788760
>it would have been much much worse if she didn't stream today
Honestly this is debatable. A birthday stream which gets announced by her manager on the day after 3 weeks of silence, and with no schedule announced to give the expectation of future streams, is about as bad as it gets in my opinion.

i cant be the only one who woke up really happy about the stream but as it gets closer and closer im getting more nervous about the future right

>>51788630
>i got some exciting stuff for you too today
She's talking about merch. She used similar language in her past birthday streams.

I'm excited for the merch and will buy it if it costs between 90-120 dollars including shipping.

Child

>>51788967
My stomach is churning, it feels like the calm before the storm

>>51788967
Im more nervous about seeing her in an hour than I am about thr future.

>>51788975
Yeah don't expect a surprise EP drop or anything like that

>>51788967
no you're not the only one. i was happy to see she's alive but we honestly have no idea what's going to happen during the stream. if she doesn't show anything or address the situation, the chat will be really negative. i'm worried it'll negatively affect her.

>>51788930
A stream is bad because the EN account tweeted about it? You are STILL crying about not getting a tweet for fucking days now. I assume you are an adult, just get a grip of yourself

>>51787311
Fuck off darkmaze. There is no excuse for ghosting your fans. And a heads up, females hate white knights, she ain't gonna fuck you. All yesmen are beta male faggots

>>51789133
I don't think so. I think plenty of people are feeling negative, but it's a time and place thing. Aside from some greys and maybe furor it's gonna be passive aggressive at the very end at worst.

>>51789178
If you need to create strawmen to argue your point then you're basically admitting defeat

>>51789043
the shipping alone will be that much

>>51789230
I will not buy the merch if that is true.

>>51789230
The new shipping costs suck so much ass and make skipping out on merch even easier this year

>>51789247
You're not buying the merch then

>>51789178
at least admit it's weird she didn't even retweet it on her main account. it's standard procedure.

>>51788975
Yeah, I remember in one of her past birthdays she said something along the lines of "and now my birthday present to you... the opportunity to purchase my merchandise!!!" Honestly I haven't watched a single birthday stream from anyone since

>>51789290
Maybe I will buy the merch. I'm not going to assume I can't until I see the real numbers in front of my eyes.

>>51788837
Lol, he's still trying this. It's the "member post" "frame up" "new like" retard

>>51789215
>stream which gets announced by her manager
>3 weeks of silence
you said both of these things

>>51789352
This one actually works because there's no way to have notifications for chat being open.

>>51789315
she quote tweeted it

>>51788967
I always get nervous before a gura stream

>>51789361
Yes, those are excerpts of the post you replied to. What's your point?

>>51789352
at least this one is has some humor to it

Idk if anyone posted it, but here's the clip of chimkin singing happy birthday for Gura. If you need something to kill time waiting. Pretty wholesome.

https://youtu.be/LwoT3FY2rEs

>>51789423
ah the nyamunyamy

>>51789475
Timestamp?

I hope she will do a Karaoke stream later.

>>51787893
same desu
they haven't even billed me for mine yet... kinda annoying considering it's listed as "for sale" non preorder now

>>51789522
2:43:05 from actual stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/wGZvKnqbbOE?feature=share&t=9787

>>51789569
We'll be lucky if she does a karaoke stream this month.

>>51789475
Thanks, made my day

>>51789475
how will she not hear it? why can gura not just watch her stream?

>>51789613
Thank you kfp

>>51789475
>she won't hear this I'm sure
Damn, someone needs to tell her to look it up

>>51789624
We would be lucky to get one the rest of the year considering there has only been one all year.

What if Gura got raped after getting doxxed and that's why she's so afraid of streaming and her fans now?

>>51789662
>why can gura not just watch her stream?
we just don't know
this birthday stream itself might be prerecorded

>>51789702
that is what i'm saying. That is very odd for her to say something like that knowing she can watch it when ever so I wonder what makes her think she will not hear it.

>>51789569
Maybe the celebration will be a karaoke stream into merch since no concert

>>51789662
Cause no call ins, and maybe she doesnt want to send her stream to Gura just to watch it. Idk.

>>51789702
she can just DM'ed her

>want to make something for Gura's birthday
>can't draw
>can't animate 3D
>can't take good photos
How do you cope with being a talentless fag? Even if I make something she'll never noticed it anyway

>>51789754
It's more like there's no way gura is watching her superchat streams

Tell me what you see.

>>51789742
If its prerecorded it makes me think something is up and she is mia and it was done a good wile ago. If she does not do any streams after this before the LA live then I think its a good thing to say that they will be using pre-recorded stuff for some time to by time for something like I wonder if she is really coming back.

>>51789793
It's the thought that counts, post it in her tags and she will see it while scrolling probably

>>51789793
People are posting literal stick figures and bad MMDs in her birthday hashtag
Who gives a fuck just have fun

>still no prechat
She hates us...

We almost got 4 hours of birthday content last year. I don't need this year to be as long if things feel how they used to, if she just chatted and had fun with us.

>>51789845
I'm not sure, it's unclear, but I think it's fading back in. A familiar figure...

>>51789702
exactly, hopefully people ask her if she's seen it during the stream

How are you coping with tonight’s graduation stream, chumbies?

>>51789793
do a vocaroo of you humming the loading screen theme

>>51789793
MMD are pretty easy

>>51789793
Do a cum tribute

>>51789945
...if there's even a chat to ask her in, of course

I'm actually nervous

>>51789930
TASUKETE

>>51789945
>implying she'll acknowledge, let alone read chat
lol
lmao

what do you guys think the merch will be?

How are you coping with tonight’s birthday stream, antis?

>>51789945
If any of you faggots ask her if she's watched another girl during her once a year birthday stream I am going to be annoyed.

oh god
oh jesus
oh fuck

>>51789730
She would simply have to give us a name and several of us will make sure that person suffers the most excruciating death possible. I promise you that. "I'd like to make it known that if anybody ever does anything to her I will find them in prison and carve their skin off two inches at a time with a toothbrush shiv." is something I live by.

Reminder to have your account ready in case there's limited merch.

>>51788630
>sorry tummy hort after one stream see you next month

>>51790012
My heart has been racing for hours, I think it's gonna fucking explode

>>51790077
Of course there will be. She's more than willing to sacrifice her health and give herself carpal tunnel for her fans, but she can't spent 20 minutes to write a tweet for 3 weeks.

Yeah Gwombus is on her way and im groovin on life

>>51789793
The fanart that I made for her birthday only got like 7 likes but at the end of the day is thought that matters like >>51789874 said
Don't be too harsh on yourself

Gura travelled to studio ame but got lost along the way so that's why she wasn't communicating with us. Good rrat?

100% she starts the stream with a big reveal, like a song, MV or whatever. She'll then proceed to interact with chat about said reveal, dodging any controversial topic.

THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL ALL CHUMBUDS DIE of exitemnet of listening ti gura again

>>51790012
I'm not, even if it's just a minimum length and/or prerecorded shill fest I'll finally be free of this purgatory
If it's not, then maybe there will be reason to scope things out again in a few weeks or so, to see if she's made an attempt to establish that she still wants to do this

IM NERVOUS

>>51790077
what account? do i need an account? this is my first time buying merch i was poor before

>>51790120
You can't just help yourself, can you?

Come on, her manager or that mod named HELPS can mod the pre-chat. HELPS is a guy. We all know who it is

>>51790091
Same my heart is racing a bit and I'm not even the one doing the stream. I don't know how she wouldn't have some nerves after this gap

how you guys holding up?

I'm fixing to open pre-chat act up and I make you gone!!! >_<

>>51790159
I could absolutely see her intro being a new original song, or even the new animated intro. Something she could immediately talk about.

>>51790120
Wow.. she finds us so revolting she'd rather have carpal tunnel than interact with us..

>>51790204
it was me

>>51790211
GURA FART INTO THE MIC I BEG YOU

>>51790012
Well you shouldn't be. If there's going to be any negative news, it's going to be after the concert at the earliest; September at the latest.