/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Man fuck you, whichever one of you brought up watchalongs in the first place. Stuck in my head, now. I wanna watch a movie with her again. I wanna watch Virus Shark with my shark.

>>62647248
look guys, I'm replying
also images you cunts

ah god just fucking kill me

>>51790495
Just waiting anxiously.

>>51673723
M
>>51673861
My plan is catching up on the streams I missed while at work and to try to ignore the screaming and doom in the back of my mind for a little bit.

The actually competent schizos probably find this really amusing to watch, but I just find it tiring.

>>49675303
thanks to me this profoundly retarded post now has 11 replies, you're welcome

Oh, we're already at the 'streams suck' part of the shitpost chain. Guess I'm not surprised.

>replying
You don't even have my 'uhhhhh achktuyallly that's the wrong word' autism as an excuse, stop it.

>>44640991
I'm saying conversation was possible a little bit ago, you just have very bad timing as to when you want to discuss things. It was relatively sane for a while. That said, refer to >>44640823 because the spoilered bit is right. Say your piece, if the responses are sane you can have a conversation whether it's agreement or disagreement and if you get schizophrenic babble just tune out and come back later. Post sharks either way.
>>44641393
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imagine being a girl
what is that even like

i didn't watch a single holox debut or stream, and i haven't watched a single en2 stream.

>>4470888
I approach her, she's at least half my height. There are dead fish right beside her but the overwhelming scent of M&M candy and Doritos fills my nose instead. I'm rock hard by this point and my bulge fits right into her thigh gap as I pull her against me. She gives a look of concern as her intimidation fails to have the intended effect. I feel moisture on my bulge as something soaks through my pants. This erogaki is sopping wet... I see a small glint on her exposed fangs as she herself realises this. I push her to the ground and release the kraken. My dick against her face stretching all way past her delicate hairline. She goofily looks at it cross-eyed then licks from the base to the tip. Her tongue is a little rough but not irritating. It's clear she hasn't done this very often but she does her best. As she wraps her tongue all the way around the tip, she works it into her small mouth. After about a minute I'm almost at my limit, but I feel a terrible grating sensation on my dick. This fucking mesugaki let one of her teeth scrap my dick and it hurt like a motherfucker. She apologizes with her eyes and continues.

She can tell I'm reaching my limit again and works her way back to the tip. This time however, she gives a mischievous look and reveals a mouthful of needle sharp pearly whites as she puts it back in her mouth. I feel every single point resting softly against my skin as she gargles something incomprehensible, but the meaning was clear -do I as I say or I'll bite your fucking dick off. Before I realize it myself a look of sheer terror comes across my face. The corner of her mouth goes into a knowing smirk, satisfied knowing that my life is now in her hands.

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH AGAINST YOUR WILL*

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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