/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Coomers belong to the rope

What did we learn on the thread tonight?

Stealth /uoh/?

deadbeat deflection thread?

I love Ina!

>>17913508
dramaniggers, what does botan have? cancer?

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>>17913904
I want to put my seed inside them so hard AAAAAAAAAAAAA

is it me or is Koyori's voice dying

rrat

moom post

I'll take the smaller chested thread

KIARA LOVE

Keep getting better Aki!

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>>17913984
WASTED
A
S
T
E
D

It has been over seven hours, it's currently past 6:00 a.m. and Choco is still flying through the air on her Choco brand Wyvern, overlooking her Choco brand Spinosaurs that she lovingly and carefully bred to be the biggest, baddest beasts in the entire JP ARK server. Her army of Spinos are just a small fraction of what Choco is capable of and her power will only continue to grow as she finds more animals to have her wyvern turn to complete ash with his lightning breath. What a nostalgic stream. If Choco isn't careful, she's going to pull another 12 hour stream out of no where, just like she did with APEX. (Pekora and Subaru are also messing around on the server, nobody in Hololive needs sleep when there's dinos to find and breed.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n-jdbcH30Y
In less than 35 minutes, praise the days because we've got a cute as all hell coyote to give us super cute noises as she provides us with all the deets about Hololive and herself, as well as plans for her upcoming streams and how much she absolutely SUCKS at Mario. Like holy moly she's really bad! But being bad at games when you're cute is very acceptable and Koyori is definetly in the high cute tier. Come on and join her stream if you're not busy, you'll have tons of fun listening in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_rQ90Nw87k

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>>17913690
This thread is already great

I fucking hate Mumei and Fauna

I love Mori!

I'm sorry Choco I can't stand any more arc.

Couldn't we have gotten a Choco OP image? She's streamin' currently...

>>17913976
Stress, if I remember correctly her doctor wondered how much has she worked lately

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>>17913567
EXTREMELY good posts

'melier

>Stop holding Mori to idol standards, she isn't even an ido-

Are you manly enough to save this woman from her ARK addiction, anon?

Council bad. Upvotes to the left.

holos for this feel?

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>>17913759
MODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I love the clock and the snake!

What's the point of Ina living?
That also covers her presence in hololive.

Kiara should Invade Korea, make herself empress of Korea, Rule with an Iron fist and Marry Ina

Someone talked about Kira last thread

Thoughts?

>>17914016
I wanna fuck chocofriend!

i wish mumei

I have to report that Yuzuki Choco has gotten tired enough that she's using her too damn sexy voice. I can't pay attention to ARK because I'm getting arounsed

>>17913991
Sorry all of my semen is lacing her strong throat

my boss just saw the thread op and promoted me

>>17913596
Yeah, a rope of thick, warm cum.

They should have ***

>>17914023
Me too

Thanks OP I got promoted

>>17914023
Same

Meimei a cute!

>>17914038
I need an edit with Kronii

>>17914054
practice anatomy onegai

>>17914038
Kronii

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>>17913508
no La+
no buy

>>17913937
Me too! ISP HATE

>>17914045
and the timeballs!

>>17914054
based

What is the verdict on council? I feel like we didn't discuss it enough last thread to reach a conclusion.

Does Reddit not care about Polka? They have threads on top of the site for Botan, Nene and Lamy but none for Polka

https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1490797795699306500
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1490797795699306500
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1490797795699306500

You guys ever think that you may be a bit too horny? Have you tried, you know, not being horny? I heard it's a much healthier state and you become less violent and angry too.

>>17914092
La+ is an actual child though, that'd be weird.

>>17914077
True!

is this the cunny thread?

>>17914038
Kronii pre-masectomy

based cunny op

>>17914056
t.dramanigger
the actress is called Lexi

>full time job
>日本語 reps
>/fit/ reps
>need IT reps at home to not be stuck in perpetual low tier work
>tired all the time
>almost no time for friends/oshi/hobbies let alone love

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOsUj0dszADCGbF3gNrQEuSQ

sugoi

>>17914105
They're all great in their own way!

Best damn threads in weeks, bravo cunnychads

I guess I'll listen to okakoro stream until I understand wtf they are talking about.

>>17914108
go back

>>17914109
Thanks, spread pussy man.

>>17914115
Something something Iraqis should have gotten pussy to stop the war

>>17914056
This pornstar dyed her hair orange and it looks a lot better now thoughts.
Also off-topic.

>>17914109
>Those feet
Dikko just really doesn't care for quality checking unless it's a big gaping vagina huh.

>>17914123
Yeah!

>>17913761
The fact that “don’t cuck your fans, and don’t repeatedly rub it in their faces because you find it fun” is a higher standard of professionalism than their employers and most of their audience is exactly why Hololive EN was a mistake

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>>17914031
https://voca.ro/1oubmhy6M38W

What would sex with Mori feel like?

>>17914037
Ironic redditposting is still redditposting

>>17914109
this guy has a samepose and samevagina problem

>>17914167
towa

I do not enjoy cunny however I enjoy UOOOOH the sobbing emoji face causes me to laugh uncontrollably because I just hear UOOOOOOOH in my mind
Please post more sobbing emoji for me thank you very much

>>17914105
They are the side characters of EN

2022 is the year I'll get me some holo cunny

>>17913884
>W-what happens in Seattle?
The World was In Conflict, anon.

>>17914115
It's something I genuinely wish I could control. When I'm horny, it gets in the way if doing everything I need to do in the day and, until I jerk off, it's all I can think about. I jerked off 5 times the other day and it barely kept it contained. Fuck this shit.

>>17913859
Gura
5

CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY CUNNY CUNNNY

>>17914179
awkward but intimate

>>17914105
They're all great except Sana who hasn't streamed enough to judge.
>B-but she streams 12 hours
Of the same fucking 2 games

>>17914179
Squishy.

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>>17913567
I hate you fucking creeps so much

>>17914179
Ask C-man

>>17914105
I like some of them more than Myth because they aren't autistic about talking with each other and casually doing things together.

>>17914193
I second this. Much like council is second to myth.

>>17914055

>Mori is fa-
WOW

>>17914179
Cold chicken

>>17914034
I'm not sure if it's even possible to save her in the first place...

>>17914052
And just like that I can't stop smiling.

>>17914185
Even the samepube problem. Lacks variety in bushes

Cute sneeze...

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>>17914223
I thought he was with ironmouse

>>17914224
Kronii, Mumei and Fauna seem to get along really well.

That other thread reminded me
Why don't people draw Fauna with big ol titties more often?
Aren't they big?

>>17914179
You would to throw flour on her just to find the vagina

>>17914179
too heavy

Can a friendly anon explain why the memberships have been paused? Havent been paying much attention to these threads lately

>>17914105
I watch them as a whole more than Myth as a whole these days. I still watch more JPs than both combined however.

did anyone watch hologra? they made loli 3d models. i wonder if the talents will ever wear them?

Is my shit bugged? Where are all of the EN streams today?

>>17914166
Anon, do you actually believe that woman has active sex life?

>>17914105
I generally like them more than Myth but I love all the EN girls and get that that's just my tastes. Comparison is stupid.

>>17914240
The fucking awoooooo~ just kills me.

>>17914152
Iraqis didnt start the war

>>17914055
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>17914233
Yikes! is this real?

>>17914233
Now post a pic made of her AFTER 2013

>>17914258
It's really Bae, Mumei Fauna and Kronii + IRyS but even Sana gets along well with everyone else. She just doesn't fucking stream.

>>17914285
Anon, there has been an accident

>>17914273
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1490541308154621954?t=pDg3CSHKK8tzppk_LhR9hg&s=19

>>17914233
I WISH she still looked like this

Hello friends welcome to the sex with little girls thread

Does your oshi makes her gf goes UOOOH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxKGo4Scc8

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>>17914215
She has the right amount of flab

>>17914216
Then leave

>>17914233
2 McFlurrys a day does things to ones body

>>17914285
You missed them!

>>17914229
Kaoru... Slay the Spire is good

>>17913859
Gura
10

>>17913859
I remember Gura wanted to do a personality or IQ test a while ago with all of EN, but I think the autism test would make for better content

>>17914056
“If a clothed girl is deepthroating a clothed guy and you take an image at a moment when no penis is visible, will the mods delete it?” thoughts

Mumei won

Just letting you guys know, someone posted multiple chuuba doxx in multiple threads in rapid succession. It's not just you guys.

>>17914304
Anon, that is from 2020

>>17914299
I'm referencing Generation Kill Anonchama, not to start a retarded political discussion

>>17914285
bealz is going to stream today don't worry

>>38506197
cute

>>17914312
Cheers anon

>>17914350
she can't keep getting away with it!

>>17914350
Baelz is the best for me because is fucking SEX, but Mumei is a strong 2nd

I don't know how much more Chocomate ARK I can handle. She's breeding Spinos again and treating them like her little babies.

>>17914233
kronii looked like this when mori looked like that

>>17914350
all of them are great, how is this even possible

Has anyone actually played this shit?

this cunny thread went better than expected

>>17914372
Don't reference actual burger propaganda then retardchama

welcome to the cun zone

did they remove EN from the dex or is there seriously no EN stream for the next 96 hours straight? jesus christ

>>17914301
I wasn't really into FPS, and I only really started to watch the boys in time to see him return from one of his break, play a bit of FPS and Fall Guys, and get a cute kimono so I can't say I really knew him

>>17914037
Nanashi Chloe

>>17914350
Azure-papa is the best. But honestly I like all of them.

Ame and Mumei also got the best hair upgrades.

>>17914023
>Mamaloni is a Calligulafag now
Fuck yeah

>>17914378
Well yes but she said it's going to be a night stream for her. So she's streaming in like 14-15 hours.

>>17914054
>Ina
No uyu
>Kronii
Hmmm, uyu juseyo!

Why am I gray?

god i love cunny

>>17914404
baelz streams daily

>>17914350
Jesus Christ Sana's outfit is horrid.

>>17914404
did anyone even release a schedule yet?

>>17914386
ABE OPEN JAPAN SO I CAN MAKE THIS WOMAN A REAL MOTHER

>>17914350
Mumei for extreme cute beauty and Bae for appropriate to her theme and utter sex.

>>17914418
I like bone bros, but Calligulaniggers should kill themselves

>>17914367
This is what pandemics does to you?... I hope she does some exercise, maybe for the Holofes, muscles usually have some kind of memory so she could lose weight

>>17914350
I'm surprised Sana even got one considering she's been on break like half the time since her debut

>>17914398
I'll reference what I want you dumb broad

I really hope that’s just some random schizonigger and deadtards haven’t resorted to doxposting to prove a retarded point…

Rushia

>>17914439
You wouldn't say that if a giant skyscraper sized cunny shark attacked you!

>>17914404
ah the EN streamaloni... you know the streamaloni? the nooo one? i always order the... en streamaloni... and with no streamaloni...

>>17914439
Same desu

>>17914016
I wanna feed Chocofriend my eggplant!

Guys, how do I aquire cunny

So do we like Q or not?

any good Kronii lactation art?

what happend to BEAWATCH?
https://youtu.be/d2An-T5L1Pg
https://youtu.be/9kp0oIb8yvA

>>17914459
anon, this is hololive, not nijisanji. the talents get treated (roughly) equally

>>17914350
Irys…

>>17914105
Baelz: Amazing singer, great karaokes, but I don't really enjoy her streams because she just does the "loud is funny" thing too much and tries way too hard. There have been times where she went into some kind of conversation topic in zatsudans where she was "being real" a bit more and that was genuinely enjoyable to watch, so I hope she gets more of that. She's pretty decent in collabs though.

Kronii: My main issue with her is that her deadpan talking style comes off as a lack of enthusiasm. But I think that's kind of a subjective criticism, I'm sure people who enjoy that kind of thing love her because it's so rare in Hololive. I also think she's fun in group collabs.

Mumei: She's actually really funny, has great stream ideas, does a good job of having a ditzy personality while still being genuinely smart. I'd say she's kind of a mix of Ame and Ina's best traits. In general my favourite.

Sana: I wanted to like her the most at debut, but she's got a very "holds up spork penguin of doom" sense of humour and it gets on my nerves. Game variety is sorely lacking. And the fact that she doesn't embrace the drawing thing and wants to do "other things" is annoying. Her horoscope streams would be interesting if she put more work into them, but as it stands it just seems like she's reading a Wikipedia page or something. Talented artist but lacking creativity, and seems to want to be creative. Maybe it will come with practice.

Fauna: I don't watch her because I don't like ASMR

>>17914350
I still can't get over how beautiful she is.

>>17914444
Technically Bae has, but it is just her saying a stream, but no time or what is scheduled. Though I do think its JK today

>>17914483
yeah we all agreed it's great

fandead, tell me what's best rushia asmr

>>17914483
Q ended up being another larp...

>>17914457
Yeah well it’s too bad gura clearly likes mori more than ame

Please pray for my wife's health. Thank you

>>17914481
This post is glowing

>>17914484
maybe we'll get another sketch this month

>>17914418
Stop tribalshitting with Mamaloni you retarded nigger

>>17914484
Releasing music currently.

how come IRyS still hasn't gotten a new outfit

Alright I confess, I dropped Ame sometime around last month and became a subatomo thanks to all the horny duck posting here

Stop your pedophilia

>>17914483
Yeah, the good version
https://files.catbox.moe/tmnqk5.mp3

>>17914483
i don't know i didn't watch it

>>17914368
I wonder why people think we care about doxx stuff anymore, it'll just get reported and deleted. Why waste the effort?

>>17914410
His trios in Apex with Izuru and Astel were really fun. Now Astel is playing fucking Valorant because they don't have a third.

>>17914484
it went the way of Ame in the AM, Fish Tank, the Tea chat, Kiara's German Fairytails, etc....

>>17914316
Kind of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH5ilfa8HZo

>>17914483
>So do we like Q or not?
The Chumbie uprising was a larp...

>>17914287
This has always been the dumbest fucking cope
As if she didn’t mindbreak a thousand deadbeats into becoming ghostlings while applying 5% of her power, imagine if she was applying 100% of power and to just (You) and not her entire audience
>I’m just one of the boys, casually giving my bro a bro job because that’s what boys do, ya dig? You wouldn’t hold out on your boy, would you?

>>17914166
After this thread, I'm immune to cockposters >>17849535

>>17914457
I like bonebros too. Kissing your bro isn't gay, right...?

>>17914483
no

>>17914483
It’s a mediocre song carried by great animation. enough been said about it

>>17914507
not a fandead but her latest one with the KU100 by far

>>17914484
fishtanked

>>17914514
That's just Mori playing wingman for Kiara

>>17914495
I think Sana wanted to be the wacky variety streamer that plays a lot of random kusoge on stream but it didn't really pan out after management torpedoed the "kuso monday" bit and even after maybe she intended to keep it going without the name but couldn't get permissions for enough stuff to make it viable or something

all of this cunny is making me horny. I need a good loli doujin

>>17914531
>posts FBK
Anon...I...

>>17914520
I will concentrate my semen energy directly at her

does someone have a pastebin of all the r. rratmans reports?

>>17914495
90% of Fauna's content isn't ASMR, you are missing out if you dont watch things like Hitman or Skyrim because she does ASMR 10% of the time.

>>17914531
>posts a pedophile

>>17914521
Posting year of the cow art in the year of the tiger is illegal.

>>17914483
Good but not great. I wish it was fully in jp.

>>17914583
Oh nyo~

>>17914458
Oh absolutely. That pic pre-lockdowns.

Finally we're a sex thread

oh, it was /qa/niggers

>>17914580
Kek

>>17914527
They're making changes to it to accommodate her update, duh.

>>17914520

Why does Calli attract so many schizo antis for no reason?

>>17914520
I hope it's just a cold and nothing bad

>>17914495
What percent of Fauna's content do you think is ASMR?

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>>17913527
Rushia is not cunny. Please replace her with lapchan for accuracy and maximum cum dumped

>>17914483
fun hyper song, amazing outstanding MV

>>17914531
You*re

>>17914529
Don't hornypost the duck!

>>17914613
easy target

>>17914531
nyo

as a female this thread is making me extremely uncomfortable please chill a bit with the images

My oshi Rushia is my actual fiancee
Yes, my actual, unironic fiancee
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiancee, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that my oshi is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine fiancee
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Rushia is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine fiancee, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another
We've confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the fiancee of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether or not they Fandead or not, because that would still be cheating and Rushia would never cheat on me
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: my oshi is my actual, unironic fiancee, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.
Yes, "Rushia is my fiancee" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
And, it's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible for the statement
That's all, thank you for not reading

>>17914617
Fauna's normal speaking voice basically qualifies as ASMR on its own, so all of it

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gray world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just gray
Like him inside and outside
Gray his house with a gray little window
And a gray Corvette
And everything is gray for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to member

I'm gray
Da ba dee, dabba da-ee
I'm gray
Da ba dee, dabba da-ee

>>17913976
Might be ulcers from stress. She is actual hag status so that kind of stuff can happen.

So what do we think of Am Monkey?

>>17914632
im trans btw if that matters

funny shark cunny

>>17914495
>Fauna: I don't watch her because I don't like ASMR
is this an hlgg meme now

>>17914613
Just /hlgg/ enjoying its favorite pastime of "kick the autistic"

>>17914616
We'll likely not hear from her again until she's recovered, I just wish she'd give an update about her health at least once

>>17914632
Post armpits or gtfo

>>17913508
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>>17913690
I love RayP, his fanbox is great value

>>17914656
He's been doing this for fucking months I don't know why people are suddenly giving him attention again.

>>17914639
each time you post this i believe it less

>>17914500
Why fucking Jump King? If they want endless zatsudan streaming, they could always give a rouge-like a try. With randomized levels and loot there would be at least some variety for stream watchers.

>>17914653
That's a huge areola

cunny thread post cun cun

>>17914653
I tried to post the uncensored version of this a few times but got some kinda error, Ithink they blocked it or something

>>17914613
>for no reason

>>17914457
Cope. They are brothers and lovers

>>17914650

I want to have sex with Gura and hold her tight against my chest afterwards

>>17914650
my uncle also trains man he is a driver. it doesnt matter because any people can be uncomfortable by it

>>17913976
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>>17914646
she said it was symptomless, just that some numbers from tests were scary

>>17914594
cease

>>17914495
I also don't watch Fauna because she does ASMR, just like I don't watch Sana because she does horoscopes.
I'm on your side anon.

>>17914686
ANON! NO

>>17914386
Spinos and their spinster mama.

jesus christ

>>17914624
She's too powerful bro

My favorite Mori moment was during a JK stream when she Gura that some people liked Gura's childlike body, and Gura got extremely flustered.
I wish wo could back to those days.

>>17914613
>Why does Calli attract so many schizo antis for no reason?
She embodies the antithesis of what Yellow Fever faggots think an ideal woman is like.
Same with Kiara.

>>17914705

>>17914686
>3DPD
go away

>>17914538
I watched some clips of that, they had really good synsergy

>>17914394
I only skipped to the point of the fauna flour context

>>17914483
DECO*27 mogged

>>17914613
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>>17914735
who the fuck is calli

>>17914686
that child is ugly

>>17914697
Same desu

Don't worry guys, I'll stop the seductive children.

>>17914550
Come on, anon, be real for a second.
Does Mori act like a she has gotten dick recently or in years?

>>17914613
the same reason people laugh at chris chan "for no reason"

>>17914680
>everyone who hates ASMR is the same person

I need Gura to sit on my face

>>17914703
Please be okay, Botan.

Question.
Do you like Ark?
Do you like Koyori?
No?
Then come here in AT BEST 5 hours.
I, for one, will be taking my leave.

>>17914562
>management
its her fault
her streams werent well recieved so she stopped trying

>>17914682
No idea. I'll just go full schizo and say Mori is blackmailing her
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1490572359413436417

>>17914776

>>17914780
t.lowT

>>17914763
wait he has a new song ALREADY?

>>17914788
Yes, just look at how defensive she got over C*nnor.

>>17914724
My favorite Mori moment was when she told Kiara she’d always be there for her and they would keep having fun together.

I can't recall the last time the thread promoted Unity

>>17914483
I haven't listened to it

>>17914766
The new girl streaming on Mori's account
Mori hasn't streamed since the Karaoke, I miss her

Play some Minecraft tonight IRyS...just wander around with lava buckets and accidentally set stuff on fire, for old times sake.

>>17914484
Second one only got a fraction of the views as the 1st.

>>17914743
I want to explore Wamy's asshole

>>17914650
>>17914698
Are you really so bored that you have to repeat lame jokes and snowclones that have been around other boards for a few years?

>>17914386
>Treats the younger girls like an older sister / mother figure
>Is always cooking stuff for them and helping them whenever she can
>Everyone is always talking about how beautiful she is IRL
The fact that this woman isn't married yet is absolutely incomprehensible to me.
Her love life has been a fucking disaster, too...

>>17914483
Everyone has been saying "it's mediocre" but I challenge them to name a better Hololive song.

>>17914802
Were they badly received? I know the holoscopes thing didn't turn out to be popular which probably made her sad since she really liked it but I don't think her kusogame streams were really unpopular or anything... I Am Bread was one of her highest viewed streams wasn't it?

>>17914686
cute~

>>17914495
If you like Mumei, like Bae when she’s zatsu-ing, and get filtered by Kronii’s deadpan uninterested tone, you are actually right in the target audience for Fauna’s non-ASMR appeal. I don’t watch ASMR either, but early on with Council before Mumei inclined some anon said “If Fauna didn’t do ASMR she would still be the best Council Holo”, so I checked her out and really enjoy her. All her ASMR videos are clearly marked, you won’t accidentally watch one by accident, the other 90% of her content she’s just a really witty, really good conversationalist

>>17914833
when /hlg/ and /hlgg/ both had towa ops

>>17914520

>>17914853
Who doesn't?

>>17914166
>don’t cuck your fans
To be a cuck you need to be in a relationship with said person already, since when Mori was GFE?

I would never ever date a femanon. I wouldnt even poke them with a stick. Even if she was my oshi.

I NEED TO SUCK ON A LOLIS NIPPLES AND CLITTY SO BAD BROS LOOK OUT SEA I'M COMING TO FIND A DAUGHTERWIFE TO BRING HOME

Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/ecitJS77LnA
I’m literally just now discovering this Izuru dude exists

>>17914827
does that mean the anons here who get defensive over their oshi actually have had sexual relations with her?
I mean I have, but I can't speak for others

>>17914874
did she lose something under the bed?

>>17914853
explore this

>>17914639
Please stop abusing stimulants, Rushia wouldn't like that.

>>17914833
I stopped when the definition of UNITY got changed.

>>17914495
Go die in a ditch nigger

>>17914579
What if I don't like being cucked 100% of the time

STREAM WISH OF THIS SONGBIRD

https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o
https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o
https://youtu.be/BD6-Jjovz-o

>>17914887
They would if they could.

>>17914898
No thanks Gura does nothing for me

>>17914763
huh, is one is pretty decent, way better than the stuff he has been doing lately.
i hope the holos do a cover of it rather than an 8th cover of animal

Imagine being sexually attracted to this. You are all sick.

Who would win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOZavGgYKE

>>17914857
The only logical explanation is that she's a menhera. I refuse to believe that the Japs are too coward to wife her

>>17914858
>Not allowed to do kuso monday because "waaah companies don't like us calling their games kusogames"
>Not allowed to do space streams because it's too political or some shit
>There's pretty much zero overlap between hololive fans and people who give a fuck about horoscope shit

lol

>>17914786
This fucking brat is enjoying it.....
You have to HARDER! Don't let her WIN!

I'm so glad KFP and Takos fucked off

Chances of EN getting bikini outfits this year, since they'll have their 3D models?

Heterosexual explanation?
https://youtu.be/bXMOddfu830?t=1723

>>17914934
I'll take another cinderalla step please.

Hurry up and announce kronii’s graduation already cover she’s stealing a living

>>17914939
I'm not attracted to Gura. Gura is ugly and sounds like a 40 year old woman. JP has real cunny voices

I, Mori calliope. Have lots of sex with many HANDSOME men everyday

>>17914939
How can you not be?

EN is dead

>>17914912
based

>>17914885
these brats need correction

The only sexy Myth is Ina. This is a fact. I would friendzone the other 4.

>>17914350
Mumei won because like Ame's, it can be used throughout the year, and wouldn't seem odd.

>>17914970
KFP are always here running black ops and false flags.

>>17914980
all me

>>17914639
Currently this triggers cuckposters more than it triggers me so I approve of it

>wake up to get ready for work
>Open YouTube to listen to vods I missed
>Recommended videos include clips of fucking Mori's roommate when I don't watch anything aside hololive and music
Why is Susan and YouTube retarded I don't care about this shit

>>17914926
sad

>>17914967
not allowed to call it kuso monday*
she continued the series for a bit

>>17914862
I might give her a chance I guess. The "ASMR streamer" thing itself kind of turns me off though, because there's something whorish about it that I hate.

>>17915003
Ina is the only Myth I would seriously consider marrying. She's not my oshi but she is pretty much ideal wife material in my book

>>17914827
Eh, that reaction seems more like one sided love thing.

>>17914859
Stellar, Stellar
Pallette
Inochi
W.I.M.
Ghost
Hello, World
Pekorandom Brain
Home no hi
Ahoy
Unison
Mogu mogu
etc.

Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>17914972
the same chance as me having sexual intercourse with IRyS in the next 365 days

Attention.
Ina's beautiful bush.
That is all
You can continue the cunnyposting

>>17914967
Sounds like Sana is in a Mori situation, but with no reputable roommate to fall back on

>>17914833
Dont let unity cause monotony

>>17915030
Stop complaining and just press don't recommended, retard

>>17914952
>I refuse to believe that the Japs are too coward to wife her
Japan has a 55+ rate of virginity in the 18 - 35 demographic, anon. The men just flat-out don't care anymore. The entire people is simply laying down to die.
And yes that is correct grammar

>>17914970

>>17914926
Low T

Does anybody remember the blonde detective girl? IIRC her name was Emilia Swanson.

>>17915011
Nah, I'm only here to wind down after a day of skiing with my birdwife

>>17914350
Mumei won because it’s unimaginative and so simple it won’t fail. Like counter strike.

>>17915003
Ina has the personality of a granny. And she was raised asian so she would be unreasonably strict nd would nitpick you for every little thing you are doing wrong while asking why aren't you more like X or Y.

>>17915060
>source: my ass

>>17914562
Reminder: even holostars get told "no" all the time by management. Management exists specifically to put a stop to projects or to straight up ruin them. They get paid to ruin everything for everyone and they probably enjoy it a lot.

>>17915045
>lists a bunch of songs nobody has heard of
I guess it's hard to argue with you

>>17915047
so not 0% but pretty close

>>17915054
I'd laugh if Mori & Sana wind up joining the company kson is setting up along with Aloe & Lulu

>>17915056
I fucking do. It's a cancer I block a channel and there's another fucking channel clipping it there's no end to it

>>17915054
Hardly.

>>17915112
Then Regex block it