Monster Girl Thread

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Do your duty!

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Incest is best Cest and don't let nobody done tell you different y'hear?

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watch out for suspicious ladies tomorrow

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My duty is to stand against Eros propaganda! Love is fake and always has been!

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I have a challenge for you all, we all know it's the year of the Dragon but this year's element is also wood, so post any Dryad Dragon combinations you know of, assuming there are any.

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>>46098991
C'est la vie.
>>46099005
That's really specific. Easy mode should be a Dragon on or near a regular tree, but I don't have one at hand either.

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Have an ochimusha since I got beaten to making the thread.

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>>46099005
I don't want to get some stinky dragon near a nice girl like a dryad though

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Hey check this thing out I found
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49164652/chapters/124049443

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>>46099035
She's underrated, undead and zipangu girls are both great so a combination can only go well.

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Are you prepared?

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need ultra wan

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valentine's day is basically open season, stay out of the frozen dinners aisle

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>>46098979
When you think the hotel is empty for the season but there's a charming female bartender who seems to have appeared out of the middle of nowhere.

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Tell me your top 5 monstergirls

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>The hellhound's chest mane is one of the species' most well known features, notwithstanding their ruggish tails and fierce temperament
>Yet it is more complex and specialized than most would expect. The chest fluff of a hellhound is actually a composition of three different types of hair.
>The outer hairs are the longest. They are of a darker colour, similar to a dark rum. You could press your palm onto one of these hairs and it would bend but not fray. It's possible to roll one between your fingers, and you'll find they are soft and far easier to split when pushed from the side. As such, the outer hairs are organised and oriented into a perimeter of tufts that lets act as a burgundy wall against detritus - and even physical attacks if the blessing of ares is present. Even when not assembled into tufts, each hair is thick and resiliant. Much like hellhounds, they are dependable and strong, all to keep out the grime and soot a rough-and-tumble beastwoman accumulates.
>You'll still find it comfortable to run your hands through or place your head on the outer hairs (although perhaps not as much as the other two). There is an initial firmness and rigidness that is pleasant on the skin, but the sensation of a tuft breaking under your searching hands or sleepy head is a blissful explosion of textures both hard and soft.
>The exterior hairs surround the orange, interior hairs, much like the Earth's crust, surrounding a glowing core. These are what you would expect from a monster's fur. Soft, silky, springy. It is an orangey ginger colour, similar to some tropical cocktails. They are dense enough to put up a little resistance, but give under a bit of force, quickly enveloping either a probing hand or head. The hairs are finer than the exterior, but they still organise into tufts. These sun coloured clumps are invisible to the naked eye, and they act to focus the texture of the hair. If you pay attention while running your hand through the soft sea of fluff, then you'll notice it is far easier to push in than to pull out. This is to ensure whoever's face is smushed into a hellhound's velvety mane stays put, although is largely redundant given how strong a hellhound is (and how alluring the mane is to begin with).
>A secondary benefit to this is the micromovements of the fur on bare skin. There is a sway to the interior furs that massages and carreses that matches the rise and fall of the hellhound's chest. Upon each inhale, the furs will brush your cheek one way. Each exhale, and they will stroke the other. It is imperceptible to human eyes, though fairies describe it like waves of wind whistling across the grass of the savannah. Regardless, it adds an extra dimension of softness to the already dangerously comfortable chest fluff.

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>>46099142
don't sleep on the mattress in shady hotels. it'll be a callback bed and it'll lock your respawn point and she'll trap you there

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>>46099151
I like catgirls.

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>>46099151
>Lim
>Lim
>Lim
>Lim
>Arch Succubus with black sclera, red eyes, pale skin, white tail and white hair

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>>46099155
>Finally, we arrive at the third and most obscure part of the chest mane, the inner hairs. These are found deep within the chest mane, so are not visible from the outside. Even if you are facedeep in her fluff (which is not unlikely), the lack of light makes it impossible to spot them. Yet, despite their elusive nature, the inner hairs are arguably the most important part of hellhound mofu.
>They are translucent, shining and catch light to form rainbows if held together in bundles. Short in length and nestled deep within, you need to go a few centimeters beyond the surface to find them. They are impossibly soft and wispy, like the waving tip of a feather plucked from the ghost of a basilisk. Though not mechanically strong, they are arranged in such a way as to fold over each other when pressed from above. As force is applied, they create basketweave-like lattices deep within the fluff.A human faceplanting into the mane would be tickled by them on entry, but soon would find himself cushioned by a matrix of these satiny hairs. Some people will say that hellhound have soft bodies after experiencing a face fluffing for themselves. This is because they believe that they brushed up with the hellhounds ash skin after delving deep enough into her fur. Though hellhounds are soft in some areas, it is impossible for a human to touch skin when face fluffing. The inner furs form a natural pillow that prevents this, despite how fragile they are individually.
>There is another facet to inner hairs that makes them important. Aroma. Some don't have a smell to them at all and all are odorless from afar, but dive deep enough into a hellhound's fluff and you might be surprised. The signature smells and of a hellhound's mane is unique to each, but some common ones include: Soporofic, spicy, warm, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, charcoal, smoke. If they do, it is because of microdroplets of pheromone that coat each individual inner hair. A single inhale can relax the most agitated of men.
>Combine these three. The coarser but still soft exterior hairs supporting the extremities and neck. The interior hairs brushing your face in a velvety wave in tune with her breathing. The inner hairs tickling your skin and forming a bed to fall asleep on. Each compounds on the other. It creates a truly unique sensation that makes hellhounds one of the most comfortable monsters to fall asleep on.
>This report was funded by WAN (Woofing Academic Network)

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>>46099142
I always accept strange glasses of wine from mysterious foreign satyroses

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>>46099163
A Lilim would rather kill herself than take a man that posts here.

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>>46099151
Foxes
Elves
Succubi
Pharaoh
Robot

Long live vanilla!

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>“Believe in the Lord God and be worthy of being a child of God.
May your soul shine brighter.
Oh great KC is a christian nut now.

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>>46099175
Undead Lilim aren't considered often, but they're welcome.

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>>46099156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmnhssxSoLo

Loya the friendly bartender Phantom just dispensing pleasant drinks and conversations in The Overlook Hotel.

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>>46099151
Holstaur
Troll
Titania
Pyrow
Nightmare

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shogolate

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>>46099188
Gee, I wonder what's the context of this quote.
>「主たる神を信じ、神の子たる人間として相応しくありましょう。
>貴方の魂がより輝ける様に。貴方がもっと美味しそうになる様に……」
>～主神信仰のシスターサキュバス～

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>>46099225
>Leagueshit
fuck off fag

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still thinking about large dog

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>>46099188
That's literally something a mamono who worships the Chief God says though. Take your medicine, be it pills or nine millimeter.

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>>46099175
The same might be said of any monster. We got bitter, misanthropic, and unmotivated in droves.

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>>46099226
i heart sister succ

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>>46099151
Wight
Dark Mage
Demon
Pharaoh
Ice Queen

Maybe a little more vanilla than I'd like to admit, but I have a type and it can't be helped.

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Can the hard-boiled detective hound to catch the shadow thief anon?

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>>46099188
Kill all christcucks

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>>46099228
Don't worry anon. I'm sure KC will unexcommunicate me and I can start posting MGE stuff soon.

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>>46099188
>>46099262
>Le western religion bad
>Le eastern religion good

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>Leagefaggot is mick's buddy or just the mick himself
Always a treat when these people prove to be cancer. If any board should be deleted it's that shithole /vg/.

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>>46099276
All religion is cancer. It all needs to be destroyed.

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>>46099151
Ushi Oni
Chesh
Arachne
Demon
Oomukade

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After the last thread I'm getting extremely instered in Pyrow hags

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>>46099276
Nobody said that. Everyone knows the only good religions are ones with sexy angels in them.

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>>46099315
the elder gyaru is a seldom seen but dangerous quarry

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>>46099315
Who better to spend time with than cool Pyrow aunt?

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>Anon is a criminal mastermind, wanted by both the law and the heavy hitters of the criminal underworld
>Hellhound is a cutthroat bounty hunter who is capable of bringing in any target
>They are both happily married with pups, but don't know about the secret life of the other
THIS SUMMER....

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>>46098979

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>>46099315
Pyrows age like the finest of wines

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>>46099357
>>>/vg/
Stay where you belong, crossboarder.

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>>46098979
Good for you, the private bath you booked for yourself has a available fox girl and even another single (human) girl, both of whom are bath attendants and are yours to have kinky sexy times with or even be be your wives... It's intentional, the managers of the bath house are Demon Realm party members and Royal Makai partisans who're matchmakers, the human gal is an employee of the bath house desperate to be in a relationship even it's a three way with a monster girl.

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>>46099367
Meh, fox is fox. And she has a lot of art.

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>>46099175
An Undead Lim wife is still a Lim wife. I win in the end and will gladly spend eternity being lovey dovey with my cute Lim. Checkmate.

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>>46099361
I'm pretty sure that applies to all monsters

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>>46099382
Kill yourself.

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>>46099270
You grossly overestimate how much stock or care KC puts into your existence given you'll never meet him in person and don't even have the common courtesy to attempt to communicate in anything other than Google Translate.

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>>46099391
Nice cope, /vg/ vermin. Now go back and take your shitty boattrash back with you.

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>>46099235
Ugly

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>>46099187
mmm, yes, vanilla robot girls.

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>>46099429
Kill yourself

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You need Jesus.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/53400799/chapters/135157162
Hey this completely pissed me off to read so chances are one of you might enjoy this shit. Have fun.

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Post radical goats

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>>46099419
If he cares enough to write to itch about it he should care enough to write back to my email about it. Legal clarity toward MGE is apparently something I need in my life now.
>to attempt to communicate in anything other than Google Translate.
I don't speak japanese so there isn't really any luck there.

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>>46099457

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>>46099490
>Genshit
>>>/vg/
Begone.

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>>46099490
She's more edgy than radical.

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Dreaming of my Kiki wife! I love her!

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>>46099577
is she squatting to assert authority?

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>>46099031
I'm having flashbacks to Ragnarok Online.

>>46099151
>Unagi joro
>Hakutaku
>Pyrow
>Common succ (but hopefully blueberry flavored)
>Wonderworm
Honorable mention to Kej. I need to remake my top ten list, anyone have the image template?

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>>46099586
To tell anon where to put his face and she smug because she knows anon will do it

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post mommydom

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>Another thread infested with hellhound shit stink
Post better girls like sneks or lizards.

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What's your least favorite MGE girl? And I mean that in a "wish they were done better" way.
For me it's Beelzebub, which feels like a very unfocused design and description. I normally like bug monster girls, but in this case it really fell flat.

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>>46099633
Siths. They never should have been made.

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>>46099634
Get them deleted then.

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>>46099586
I walked in on her exercising and she always smiles when she sees me. :)

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>>46099605
Do we really want to go down that route so early? You could still be a breadwinner anon.

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>>46099457

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>>46099633
Both of the Siths. They'd be better if KC just re-did them so they weren't furries. He's already done it in the past for other girls, seems weird with how much BS there is around them that he doesn't go, "Alright the furries are out of here," and give us new profiles for them that lean on the fairy aspect rather than the furry aspect.

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>>46099670
I think they are cute

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>>46099670
thing is, there isn't a lot of bs around them. we're just subject an unfortunate soul

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>>46099693
Are you saying siths are fine to post now?

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>>46099693
He just attached himself to KCs failures so he can relate

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You WILL accept a piece of her hair tomorrow, won't you?

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>>46099700
no, it's just these squabbles don't translate over. they get a couple quiet stories over there and that's that

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>>46099733
I can't get her cut hair off of me. It won't let go of my hand. What's up with that?

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>>46099733
I don't like whores.

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Post your wives in scantily clad attire

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>>46099755
Wow anon, what's a little bit of a past in the face of a soul mate?

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>>46099670
The Cu Sith is fine since dogs are good girls, I can't stand the cat though

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>like butterfly/moth girls
>like catgirls
>like dragon girls
>like harpies
>like kitsunes
>like lamias (not too long, about Jashin-chan length is fine)
>like mermaids
>like mushroom girls
>like spider girls (humanoid with spider features, arachnes are too weird for my tastes)
>like wolf girls

How could I ever decide on a wife? There's just too many choices!

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>>46099755
Uh, how is that Kej giving "whore?"
>>46099818
Word. As I always say, in a relationship, one of us needs to be good at sex, and it ain't gonna be me.

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It is your civic and moral duty to ensure there are enough hellhounds for all.

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>>46099929
>Uh, how is that Kej giving "whore?"
They're all whores. But since you're a fag that is fine with having a woman that's been ran through it seems like there's no point in continuing this any further.

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>>46099954
Kejs? They're mamono--they're pretty much never, ever whores.

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>Monsters peculiar to Zipangu that clad themselves in a voluptuous atmosphere that stands out. They have an appearance close to that of humans, but they have long, beautiful hair with an alluring charm that is inhuman. Many of them slip into human settlements and live there. Aside from appearing before men they like, they also sometimes blend in among human prostitutes.
>among human prostitutes
>human prostitutes
>prostitutes
hmm

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>>46100036
reading comprehension not among your fortes, i take it

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>>46100036
Every girl wants to live a little.

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>>46099928
>arachnes are too weird for my tastes
you don't need to tell us anything more anon.

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>>46100055
Sorry I'm not interested in the used up slut species, Anon. At least you'll be a good father to your stepson with how accepting you are, though.

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>>46100055
Ok, I'm not certain if this is all you but this is the third time in about as many threads that I've seen someone bring up reading comprehension than take an extremely literal interpretation of what is being said like they're making a great point. Anon, you might have autism.

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>>46100057
I specifically have made a point of trying to get less afraid of spiders JUST IN CASE I ever encounter an Arachne or Ushi Oni or whatnot in real life. I know it's completely stupid, but I even let a cute little jumping spider onto my hand to escort it out of my office one day last year, instead of screeching in panic like I would've in the past.

I just feel like I owe it to a woman not to be terrified of her namesake species.

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plans for tommorqw?

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I despise pointy ears in general, but good God I'm madly in love with this swamp witch since Yanagida Fumita created her like 10 years ago. I've even dreamed so many times with her for some reason, I like other monsters (specially goats) but I just can't take her out of my head, the most common thing that comes to mind during working hours is how much lively and joyful my life would be if I had her waiting for me at home...

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>>46100057
>>46100078
If a fucking spider lady showed up in my house like the ending of Enemy I would fucking kill her I don't give a shit what she would say.

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>>46099627

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Why do elves dress like this?

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>>46100086
she pretty good

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>>46100091
You're gonna need a bigger newspaper.

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>>46100092
Fuck off.

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Why is traditional elven clothing so revealing?

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>>46100091
>fucking spider lady
Yes, a fucking spider lady--the perfect kind!

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>>46099155
>>46099168
Damn, I love posts that get into the small details like this. Well written.

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>>46100102
fuck a newspaper I'm getting a spear or a gun.

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>>46100107
You have something against taurs?

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Ok, I'm going to say it.
I need a boomer monster to play Quake 2 with.

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>>46100086
Yanderes are the best

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>>46100120
I have a problem with posters when the only people who post that dogshit image from .less are shitposting faggots. Eat shit.

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I tried to tell Miss Vampire, I tried. I told her, if she comes close and tries to drink my blood I was going to stab her with the stake I was carrying. She just laughed and told me I "wouldn't dare do anything" and then she lunged for my neck so I drove it into her stomach. Now she's crying like I did something wrong... She attacked me! She tried to bite my fucking neck and suck my blood out! She's a fucking Vampire! She's literally an unholy, inhuman monster! Then Miss Dhampir who was out on a stated mission to literally destroy Miss Vampire looks at me like I'm Hitler and goes "I can't believe you'd stab my sister like that!"... What the fuck?! What is going on here? She fucked around, she found out! How am I at fault for anything?! What was I supposed to do? Scream like a baby? It was an instinctual reaction! I DIDN'T ANYTHING WRONG!

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>>46100128
This is just completely incoherent to me.

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>feral white horn that never learned to read, write, or speak any language
>she gallops around buck naked and hunts animals for calories
>she immediately resorts to rapes when she's in heat
Could you fix her?

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>>46100128
falseflagging retard, i like hydras

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>>46100144
fix?

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>>46100158
HAIL HYDRA

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>>46100138
Anon, everyone knows you're supposed to not resist being sucked by a Vampire, it's the law. Now you will pay for your crime.

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Monster girls in mom jeans?

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>>46100141
>>46100158
There has never been a single instance where that image was posted previously by someone acting out of good faith and replying twice trying to deflect like this does absolutely nothing to prove me wrong. It's either outright shitposting or some faggot trying to subtly act like giantess is a completely fine thing to post here.

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>>46100165
As you wish!

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>>46100175
Auntie pyrow is so cool...

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>>46100169
>falseflagging retard, i like hydras

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>>46100181
She's cool NOW, but she was a bit of a hot head in her younger days.

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>>46100163
No. I will not surrender my rights to a Vampire.

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>>46100175
>>46100186
Begone, furfaggot.

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>>46100175
Auntie please you're over 40 already

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>>46100169
I dunno, isn't she basically just a Rat King but with Lamias? She's a snek pit personified!

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>>46100206
that was was one of the explanations of the original myth

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If a monster orphanage or some shit was built in my neighborhood you have no clue how fast I would burn that shit to the ground.

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>>46100194
That's nice, dear.

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>>46100231
Beats the monster animal home.

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>>46100235
Remember when you admitted to being a shitposting furfaggot that only "stopped" because the mick got too much attention? I do. Fucking kill yourself.

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>>46100240
>projecting this hard

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I just hope a yandere monster doesn't snag me to be her husband. I don't interact with that many people on the day to day, but I don't want to accidentally inconvenience them because the wife went too far.

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>>46100243
>projecting
The faggot admitted it you absolute retard. He's posted furshit in the past too. He only stopped because the mick "made it unfun".

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>>46099740
You'll just have to get used to it. Even if you manage to get it off of your hand it'll move somewhere else like your wrist or ankle.

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>>46100067
Based, never accept whores

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>Man gets NTR'D after monster steals wife away during pre-DL times
>Week later new DL comes into power
>Now monster and ex-wife are monsters
How does this not end with either being completely erased from history or both sides having their memories completely wiped and forced to stay as far away as possible with repelling magic?

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Electric weasels.

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>>46099733
Of course.

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>>46100313
dork weasels

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>>46100312
Both of them hunt him down and rape him until everything gets worked out.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with the right application of rape.

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>>46100327
Keep calling her names and you are likely to get zapped

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>>46100057
I do love spiders, I just find the ones that are just a human torso on top of a spider body (arachnes) a bit… uncanny.

>>46100078
I've never been afraid of most bugs (then again it's a Dfa/Dfb climate where I live, so bugs aren't too big) but to me it's about presentation. If I walk into a room and there's a spider just chilling on the wall I'm fine, but if I'm cleaning somewhere and a house centipede darts out from under the furniture and between my legs it's a gonna be about 16 hours before I wanna go back in that room again.

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>>46100313
Do electric weasels dream of conductive anons?

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>>46100342
So at what point in this post did you not stop to think "oh wow that would be a fucking retarded idea", Anon? Do you want either a dead human, two dead monsters or three dead people? Cause that's the only thing that's happening if those groups get near each other.

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>>46100366
Yes, Anons who dump lightning resistance because "It's a 1% encounter chance" are a common prey of raiju's

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>>46100369
You're the one that's not thinking with rape.

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>>46100387
>>>/vg/

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>>46100385
Tell me how that would fix anything related to that situation. Why would the ex-husband want nothing more than for the two to drop dead?

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Dragons are dumb.

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>>46100485
Trash

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>>46100437
Ever hear the term fucked stupid?

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>>46100378
I have low resistance and run into Raiju zones on purpose!

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>>46100547
I'm suddenly imagining Raiju having to come up with some kind of fair distribution system for Anons like yourself.
Only for a Thunderbird to swoop in and claim you while the electric cat sneks argue.

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>>46100530
Have you never heard of "murder suicide" before?

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>>46100567
NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELVES, CROW TENGU! I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU ALL!

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>>46100559
Guess I need some anti-air for my next run. I will have a zap weasel wife.

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>>46100378
>>46100547
I really like the idea of the MGE universe running on RPG logic, the idea of scoring a wife by beating her in combat is really kino for me.

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>>46100186
I've come to love pyrows very much.

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>>46100607
>Monster girl impressed that you've been living your life so far with your HUD completely. hidden.

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Goodnight Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that slime wives are basically just excuses for free slushies.
Truly slimes are magical creatures.

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>>46099935
>Black Paws Typed this post.

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>>46100732
What does shog slushies taste like?

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>>46099188
Be fruitful and multiply, yes. Do it with your monster girl wife now.

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>>46100758
like blue

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>>46100759
I don't have one and never would.

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>>46100758
Purple and C sharp.

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>>46100825
You can't taste a sound that's totally crabtree burnt cedar of you

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Reminder that femdom is a shit fetish and Amazons deserve a bullet.

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>walking home from work at suburban MGC neighborhood
>suddenly feel something pelt me in the leg when passing by a house
>look left and see this Gremlin kid playing with a robot toy that shoots a missile on a lawn
>she comes over and says "Sorry, mister!" while picking up her toy's little missile
>sorry...... sorry? In this world?
>suddenly grab her robot toy from her hands and she jolts in surprise
>"Heeeeyyy! What are you doing? G-Give it back!"
>tell her sorry doesn't cut it
>"Whaa...? W-Why? I just want my toy back!"
>tell her I suppose she wants all kinds of things
>tell her I didn't fail to notice how her eyes glowed when she saw me
>that kind of glance is unmistakable
>there's no coincidences in this world, this is the kind of awful place where a man gets doomed to an eternity with some monster like her over something as harmless as a glance, her kind just get to arbitrarily decide who they want and us humans don't get a choice in the matter, we just become their slave for the rest of our lives
>Gremlin kid starts crying and begging for her toy back
>"P-Please mister! I didn't no mean harm! I j-just want my toy baaaack!"
>if only it was that simple
>tell her that if she thinks one day in the future when she grows up, she'll end up meeting me again and making me into some fucking househusband slave over this chance meeting, she's dead wrong
>throw her toy down onto the sidewalk and break it into many pieces and stomp it while she cries "NOOOOO!" and begs me to stop
>grab her by her collar and look her dead in the eye, making her freeze in terror
>tell her to stay the hell away from me, never come around me again, not now and not ever again
>tell her there's no such thing as fate and chance meetings, she will never see me again
>she nods timidly as I drop her and go right back home as she starts bawling over her toy again
Fucking monsters
Nothing is harmless with them man, they need to learn to just leave me the hell alone. Can't take any chances with them, they'll always try to claim you over any situation. Fucking hate monsters man.

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>>46100879
skimming to the bottom of a story often serves me well

[Anonymous No.]

>46100879
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46100903
>>46100913
Cope. The only thing the story needed was for the gremlin to get beaten over the head with scraps of the toy and smacked around just like every other monster deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got plans for tonight, if I find myself on the other side of the portals I promise to come back for all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101010
Don't do anything that'd make a wisp try to pick you up anon...

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>>46100254
I'd rather she wrap her hair into mine, like a hairclip but made out of kej hair. She could even give me remote headpats that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiju likes to sleep in peoples navels, causing Raijin to shoot lightning at them to wake it up, hitting the person with lightning
>Be sleeping with zapweasel wife
>Suddenly, a thunderous crack is heard as lightning strikes near your house
>Wake up to the wife shouting "Fuck off, I'm married now" at the sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>46100879
Why are you reposting my mean green
I'm supposed to be the one who makes monster abuse greens not you faggot, make your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101094
>Why are you reposting my mean green
Because it's funny.

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>>46101068
Oh, that's a fun idea. You could do the opposite too; grow your own hair out, cut a lock of it and she'll put it in her own hair.

[Anonymous No.]

deflecting all Eros monster attempts on this day to reach my true goal of mourning a loved ones grave in peace

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>>46100036
>blend in among [group]
That means they're not part of [group] but look like they belong just to fool everyone else. Plus it's already established that monster girls are only sluts to their husband, as in they're ready to do the sex with him any way he'd want. If he wants her to pretend to be an experienced street walker with expensive services, then sure, she can do that. If he wants to then be the kinda client to fuck her so good she doesn't want payment, then that's just perfect mix of romantic and lewd for a monster girl. and if it's not obvious: no, her pretending to be a slut for her husband doesn't involve actual sluttery, as that would be cheating and adultery and just a waste of trust. Any sort of intimate relationship is built on trust, after all.

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>>46101094
>>46101104
In fact, the only way it could have been made better is if Anon slapped her so hard she got a nosebleed before he left as she wails. Maybe do that for the next one you make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101113
you can't deflect or dodge eros-enhanced moves, you must parry

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>>46101118
>That means they're not part of [group]
That's a pretty shit fucking cover then. Likely gonna be found out fast
>Plus it's already established that monster girls are only sluts to their husband
Nope, KC said some monsters go through multiple men before finding one they want to settle with. Not to mention you can even take a widowed monster if you tried hard enough so that means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

a kitsune with an identity crisis because her race is extremely versatile while most other monsters have a niche.

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>>46099629
Damn, that some nice orangettes

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>>46100124
Too bad, you get a Pyrow who will only play Quake 3 with you. She also cosplays as the q3 girls, like Crash, Mynx, Slash, and so on. If you win enough duels, she might be persuaded to wear those costumes when she goes down on you for your post-victory sex sesh

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>>46101183
>Too bad, you get a Pyrow
say no more, I'm in

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>>46100879
>Hear weird nose from outside
>See some nigger breaking a kid's toy
>Rush outside but it's too late
>Grab the pieces left and get back home
>Light up my workshop and ready myself for a night of tedious work
>Used to build and paint miniatures and toys as a hobby
>Can't perfectly reproduce the original robot, I have to use some of my spare parts to repair it
>Replace the handgun with a demon silver blaster
>Strong enough to put an adult to sleep and can shoot multiple times
>Add a mana power bank and an emergency call unit in the empty chest
>Connect it to the chest button, now with a simple combination she can send an emergency call to the police
> Rebuilt the missile projector on the shoulder and an X and Y axe
>Prime everything and repaint everything with the same colors
>Add a layer of varnish to make it extra strong
>Go to sleep after 6 hours of work
>Wake at 11 am, skip work
>Boss will understand why when you explain it tomorrow, she's cool sometimes
>Ring at the kid's door
>Explain everything to her parents
>They call her daughters and let me explain the new features to her
>The little gremlin is really happy and thanks me many time
>Seeing their happy family made me feel weird
>Excuse myself for saying I needed to join my wife before diner
>The parents can see through my lie but say nothing
>Buy some booze and get back home
>Text my boss and send pics of the robot toy as proof
>Drink and sleep
MGC is still full of idiots...

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>>46101104
>>46101119
You don't understand me, small minded one. I get my kicks out of that specific kind of abuse that involves making someone feel dread or sadness without even having to physically touch them. I want to inspire vengeance against myself. You're just a boring domestic offender. You wouldn't get it...

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>>46101201
>Read in the paper next morning how a Gremlin family was burned alive the night before
>Only thing that survived was a robot toy that was ripped in half

>>46101205
Oh, so you're a pussy. Nevermind then.

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>>46100658
I want a monster girl to let me see my HUD and stats. Even if it's to see me capped at level 2 and with sub-par stats, before she kisses me and applies a +100 buff to everything to show how cool it is to have a monster girl wife.

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>>46101236
Like I said, you wouldn't get it. You just wanna larp as an african american nigger gangster. You're small minded. People actually revile me, they just ignore your lazy shitposts. Heh, you'll never get it right.

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>>46101133
if you don't like sluts why are you constantly thinking about them? this is a wish fulfilment fantasy thread, are you tsundere for sluts or just a dummy who can't let himself focus on the things he likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101281
Whores deserve shame and ridicule. Stop trying to legitimize your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't escape from this battle!

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>>46101296
Why would I want to escape from my wife?

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>>46101296
"Go Wurm!- Use Rock throw!"

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>>46101296
I'm gonna snap a raiju's neck and use her corpse as a generator.

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>>46101303
Why would you ever ask wurm to throw her precious rocks?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to the sperg. I don't know if it's the pest or one of his friends but they're just here to shitpost. Don't bite. Instead, let us talk about what kinds of shenanigans Eros Dragons get up to today.

>Eros Ryu and her husband have a rain summoning ceremony to celebrate the holiday
>triggers a massive storm that causes everyone within fifty miles to become incredibly lovey dovey for an entire week
>even the most indifferent Pyrow is turned into a blushing mess desperately begging her childhood friend to just FUCKING CUDDLE HER ALREADY

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>>46101323
> talk about what kinds of shenanigans Eros Dragons get up to today.
Dying horribly

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>>46101323
Eros Wyverns take to the sky and fly in formation! Look! It's a giant heart! Look! It's a giant... oh.

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>>46071584
Depends on her intentions.
>For the purpose of tampering with memories (subconscious or otherwise), thoughts are removed and implanted as the flayer sees fit. Besides the obvious tentacle sensation, the individual may experience otherworldly imagery as their brain attempts to patch together the rush of memories being lost/created. Most flayers are experienced enough to prevent insanity by making the subject forget this experience within a few minutes—this is theorized to be how mindflayers living outside their realms used to evade discovery in order territories and, in modern times, protect clients in their specialized field of psychiatric work.
>For the conversion of human women, a mindflayer usually lacks enough mana to completely monsterize individuals on her own. Because of this, a flayer will deliberately probe their endocrine glands, creating the same signals of an addictive drug while amplifying any sexual thoughts towards men in their lives. This ensures a flayer’s victims will continue to return until enough mana has been poured in to completely monsterize them.
>The spouse of a mindflayer is a special case. In these instances, unlike with monsterization, the sexual desire poured into their husband is directed entirely towards herself, filling his thoughts with nothing but her. This will usually be accompanied by hand-picked memories from their husband’s wildest subconscious fantasies. The resulting “mental patchwork” that’s normally a disturbing and occult side effect will instead be perceived by her husband as them being unified completely, not just in body and spirit, but in mind as well.
Sorry for the necro, I love flayers and am autistic about them.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are in deep need of anal correction?

[Anonymous No.]

Eros dragons are currently crying and eating ice cream on valentines day for obvious reasons
As a consequence, their tails will get extremely fat
But atleast its not as bad as what the hagons in hagville are doing right now

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>Eros Wurm and her husband set off on their annual holiday celebration
>daughterus beg to go but grandma convinces them to let their parents leave through the power of snickerdoodles
>long is the journey, deep into the depths of the Earth itself
>eventually they emerge into a cavern
>they go into a room filled with dozens of contraptions
>they spend the whole day making rock candy, eating it while cuddling and rewatching all of the Courage the Cowardly Dog episodes

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>>46101323
hes been going all day

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I want to hit a monster girl in the face and keep going until it turns into mush.

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>>46100124
>>46101183

>taking early zoomer monster out to dinner
>about to climb into driver's seat, tells me to get out and insists on driving herself
>oksurewhatever.txt
>climb in passenger's seat, see her slide a cd into the cd player
>“We are the lazy generation…”

Well everyone, it was nice knowing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101339
My brother in flayer, thank you for posting this
Reminder abyssal ladies love as deep as the abyss itself

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>>46101311
>Anon tries to use "Neck Snap" but the Raiju is too far away!
>The Raiju looks at Anon inquisitively, and skips her turn...
>Anon gets in grapple range
>(Raiju passive) Anon takes 15 Shock Damage! Anon is stunned!
>Raiju uses "Headpat", dealing 25 Affection damage!
>Anon is stunned and can't do anything!
>Raiju uses "Undress"! It's super effective! Both parties are stripped!
>Anon is stunned and can't do anything! The stun is wearing out....
>Raiju uses "Hug(naked)"! It's super effective! Anon takes 9999 Affection damage and (Raiju passive) 15 Shock damage! Anon is stunned!
>Anon is stunned and can't do anything!
>Anon is defeated...
>(max Affection effect): Anon tells his opponent where he lives so she could live with him, and Raiju agrees, and carries him there
Happy end

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>>46101441
Slit her throat in her sleep, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101441
Stop giving the maladjusted edgelord (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I see some dogshit fucking story with monsters effortlessly winning and treating men like disposable fucking retarded faggots I want to take a little Demon and smash her head against a wall until it's completely caved in.

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>>46101410
Mush here push

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>mom and son end up in a secret relationship that always stops just short of penetration
>portals open and they discover that incest is perfectly normal for monsters
>mom goes off to get monsterized so she can surprise her son

What type of monster should she transform into? I'm thinking of having the mom be a lawyer.

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>>46101487
Disgusting trash.

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>>46101487
If you want to be cliche with career=species, Danuki or Demon.

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>>46100879
best be more careful, anon.
you never know who has connections with who.
>anon walks home, thinking everything is good.
>sees a note on his door
>"big sister is watching"
>he disregards it and throws the note in the trash
>week later he's standing in front of his house
>sees a shadow in the window
>before he can pay attention to it the shadow disappears
>as time goes on the mysterious shadows keep becoming more and more common. now he cant even go a full hour without seeing it
>he locks himself inside, makes sure every entrance is sealed and that his house is completely cleared. NO shadow figures whatsoever.
>he thinks he can rest easy now
>he wakes up in the middle of the night
>sees two glowing eyes in the corner of his room, and that same figure is there again.
>he fumbles around trying to get his phone
>by the time it reaches the foot of the bed anon manages to turn his phone light on and shine it at the figure
>its gone again
turns out that this particular gremlin kid was friends with an abyssal.

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>>46101487
Yeti for extreme cuddles

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>>46099382
>>46099401
Eh... Why not? I get a mofu waifu and a willing consenting human girl who's okay being the no.2 wife. And aren't I and my focks wife gonna corrupt and monsterize her thus increasing the monster/fox population. And the former human girl can be the stay-at-home 2nd wife looking after the kids and doing the house chores. By all means:

>I gladly accept and thank the bath house for giving me two waifus
>Hot tob sex with the girl and fox
>Creampies for the fox and extra hentai style mating press and impregnation for the human girl for extra fertilization and increased monsterization rate

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>>46101751
Building sand castles with Cancer!

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>>46101751
>instructions unclear hugging the crab

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>>46101751
>may Lilith inflict upon them every type of cancer

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>>46101798
>salt water cancer
>fresh water cancer
>river cancer
>Eros cancer
>large enemy cancer
>spider cancer
>mud cancer

[Anonymous No.]

Quick Valentine's story with my first writing's characters.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53773036

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>PowerPoint presentations
>Diagrams
>Dioramas
>Charts
>Statistics
>Buzzwords
>Jargon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101887
Ah! A new story appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101863
>the antediluvian horseshoe cancer

[Anonymous No.]

Momhounds

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>>46101895
You forgot
>off-topic shit because I'm a retard in the wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101924
I dunno that looks like a Witch to me

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>>46101924
...It's a witch anon. Military witches, Sabbath members or Dark Mages in the demon realm armies.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonos for this feel ?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706596946653228.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>Friends take you out to that new monster girl strip club
>Cupid owner escorts you all to private rooms for special opening day lapdances
>Centaur trots into your room
Do you accept the lap dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102149
No
This has to be a joke right?

[Anonymous No.]

Time for Miss Haku's exciting trivia!
Question: "Where does cum go?"
Answer: "Inside a Hakutaku."
Did you get the answer right on the first try, anon? Great! Isn't Miss Haku's trivia just so fun?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102309
>Answer:
Anal the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102309
Miss Haku please untie me from the chair and let me go, I just wanted dating advice, not to get raped in an empty library...

[Anonymous No.]

are we going to ignore the elephant in the room?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry anon.
We are airdropping you in the center of hagville
We will remember you.
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102419
Where is it? I want to see the elephant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102459
At least give me a shirt or something to cover up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101751
Oh fuck I just noticed the crab eyes on the original cancer and I find them deeply unsettling.

To the point I'd rather go with the MGQ crab girl, even with her freaky arm situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102419
Please don't ignore the elephant, she gets sad and lonely if you do. Say hi to her, or just wave your hand, and then carry on with your zoo trip, but please don't ignore anyone. The animal girls at the zoo have a job to entertain guests, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102471
Don't worry, you'll be covered and warm shortly after arriving.
Hope you like milk.

[Anonymous No.]

You have fallen into the sights of a truly terrifying creature this night. You are in danger of being grabbed up by the Vampire Dragon...

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>>46102546
Terrorgheist better, this huffy cunt has no fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102546
But she expects me to resist, right? If I just tried to kiss her, it wouldn't be fun for her. Even thought I would really like to kiss her. Multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102531
I'm gonna climb the wall and impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Medusa maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102419
Everyone says gusty gardens is the best song in the game, but good egg always does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102551
>Terrorgheist
>Big undead bat girl
>Built like a dragon zombie
>But unlike one it retains its feral instincts
>Scream leaves you paralyzed in scarousal
>Then carries you back to her nest
>Rides you like a wild beast while greedily drinking your blood until you pass out
>When you awaken you’re being cuddled
>Insists on calling you her mate and regularly brings you back horses to eat
>Occasionally pet to a undead noble who’ll be ecstatic her terrorgheist found a husband

[Anonymous No.]

Do it.
EAT IT!
You wouldn't hurt a poor innocent slime's feelings would you?
You are not a horrible person, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102861
>You are not a horrible person, are you?
Yes, actually. It's what my ex told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101487
Devilbug or Dark Elf--those monsters are on the high end for incest in their actual descriptions, so she should turn into one of them if incest is on her mind.
I could also see a vanilla succubus always working well, too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm milking my holstaur wife for second hour now and she is not stopping lactating she also starts panting heavily and her eye pupils turned to hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102978
Soon it will be your turn to be milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103087
>paizuri marathon.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102978
She's abusing the infinite milk glitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102847
That's really nice, perfect mount

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103161
I love how she's like
>"What's wrong, honey? You haven't touched your horse!"
>A still twitching horse carcass lies near the bed.
>She cuddles up to you, still lightly splattered in horse guts.
>"I love you, sweetie-sweetums."
>She sniffs your hair as she pulls you into a serious Little Spoon situation.
>Then she lightly gums your neck and falls asleep suckling on you.
>You wish for the millionth time she had ANY understanding of cooking food before eating it.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Valentine's Day, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098979
What!? You're alone and single in Feb 14!?!?

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[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurs boobies after miking must be saggy and dried up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102681
I wonder, if you tricked a gorgon into looking at a mirror would she turn into stone? I've always had a thing for freezing/petrification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103305
I like it too, a more dominant could tame her but it would be a constant struggle. Really good mamono for innaspokkywood enjoyers too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101133
>KC said some monsters go through multiple men
huh, which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103762
Just trust me on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103484
I'm torn between "that's not how boobs work" and "that's kinda hot".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103777
The only one I remember is baphomet who practices a bit of a catch and release while mindbreaking the guys she catches and giving them to witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103762
Ignore it, it's just one of the usual leeches spamming garbage again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103789
It's OK after you milk the 'taur her breasts will just inflate back with milk and her boobies will return to being bouncy and perky

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099035
I really want to grope Ochimusha's fat tits. Respectfully.

[Anonymous No.]

the villainous duo

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this dragon so erotic when she's not trying to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up on February 14th
>still no yandere cupid gf
I'm starting to lose faith in Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104260

[Anonymous No.]

Happy valentine's day anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104354
This dragon looks like she could use another pizza haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104460
things would be different around here if i had a large, brown bird

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not alone on valentines day my girlfriend just goes to another school in another town so you wouldn't know her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101887
Cool, I had your writing on my mind yesterday, so it's nice to see you delivered something today. Cupids bless you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a letter from the government, they increase my allowance 2x for maxing out my good boy points this month.
I love the dommy mommy welfare state! No idea what's with that fine print about obligatory milk rations though.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46104655
The dream of many a young monster right there, endless sweets

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46104747
Sometimes you care for a small monster that grows up to be your big, loving adopted daughter wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104747
Pardon me, but holy shit look at them thighs on that bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

At least 10% of your wife's clothes are anally anchored, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104460
It's pretty impressive how Gandharva can play instruments with her wing claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098979
>Kelpie
>New Profile
Uh? Considering the fact that maneater already leaked, maybe Kelpie will be revealed sooner than later

[Anonymous No.]

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>>46104964
Five bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104964
I have no fucking idea why you think anything will ever leak here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098979

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105072
Why are there crumbs on her face? Was she eating cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105072

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104999
Fat fucking fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105096
Those tits can suffocate a man...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why wasn't she popular with japanese audiences? Too ahead of her time?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46105120
Invisible girls generally have an uphill struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Elf sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105155
I hate cheshires so damn much, if I ever got my hands on one I would never let her go, I wouls just hold her really, really tight and kiss he- I mean do something really nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46099470
Well, it's been a day and he still hasn't responded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105201
That's a fish. If you are going to spam images, at least get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105300
Oh god. Oh no. Someone is posting monster girl images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105192
Do angels prune their feathers? Do they shed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102149
Yeah? Hoss ass is huge, what’s with the hesitation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099315
I getcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099470
>he should care
No, he really should not.
It's kinda adorable how utterly deluded you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105348
I just wrote that not responding is waiving his right to complain about any alleged similarity later. I don't expect a response.
There is no negotiating with bullies, which is all he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105365
>I just wrote that not responding is waiving his right to complain about any alleged similarity later
That's not how that works, Chris-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105365
>I just wrote that not responding is waiving his right to complain about any alleged similarity
As I've said, completely and utterly delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105375
Find out in court, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105380
This is not an mge dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105300
She can't be a fish because fish look like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105390
You've given up on even trying to sound like a rational human being, I see. Just flat out delusion and denial of reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105397
I shudder to think that people in this thread actually are dumb enough to associate with known crazies.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I have awoken. Did the Patreon just get a new profile? The spam is growing more intense.

>>46101609
>>46101707
>>46102911
Interesting ideas. The son is the one who will be aggressively pursuing his mother while she struggles to shut it down until finally giving in. Doesn't really fit with Dark Elf and I don't care for Devil Bugs. Yeti could be fun but...Demon is the most obvious choice after a good night's sleep. Haven't done a Demon story yet and I think it could work well with my ideas on how things progress from resisting her son's advances to allowing small indulgences to accepting a secret relationship to outright demanding he claim her as his wife post-transformation. I already have an idea for a crafty sweaty balls-obsessed Danuki lawyer on my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105463
Imagine a pyrow doing this to her best buddy anon
>"Time to stop postin', nerd"
>casually suplexes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105494
>I have awoken. Did the Patreon just get a new profile? The spam is growing more intense.
No, just mick having a random meltdown. Deranged lunatics aren't exactly the most rational or predictable beings, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

another year without a fox.
:(
no further comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105395
Don't gooo!

[Anonymous No.]

If my monwife doesn't like cats, it's gonna be an unhappy marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105571
Just marry the cat then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105571
Imagine being married to both a kot and a doge.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Valentine's day
Y'all got any plans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Wage-slaving at a grocery store. So you know, the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105640
Wage-slaving is such an ugly way to put it. You should think of it as 'stoically enduring life's infinite challenges like a man and finding your worth in the amount of responsibility and weight you can carry on your shoulders and being happy that your life is harsh because that is what makes you a real man' at grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105640
That sucks anon hopefully it won't be busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
I have to work. I have a fresh batch of dark chocolate peanut butter chip brownies that I just pulled out of the oven. Sure would be nice if a cute Lim were to show up on my doorstep after I finish work today so we could spend my next four off days cuddling on the couch, eating brownies and doing a coop LASO playthrough of all the Halos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105673
>Anon gets assigned to the florist/balloon station
[Screams externally]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
blackout with alcohol, I have got some life-water from a friend and I don't work tomorrow so it's a good day to forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105661
Not wrong, that's a good reminder for maledomfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101361
Eros wurm.I need to make that happen at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
blackout with alcohol, I got some brandy from a friend and I don't work tomorrow so it's a good day to forget my worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>46101887
Nice! Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
what else aside from imagine a better reality.
but seriously, the person i worldbuild with should be getting on today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Listening to heavy metal and messing with ai hellhounds, drinking espresso and hoping the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Valentines Day, anons. Or not. If there's ever a day to sadpost, this is it. You all doing alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105750
short answer, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105750
No, I'm going to post more cat now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105673
I'll be surprised if it isn't.

>>46105681
Luckily they have the floral department covered pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105738
hey wait god damnit, world building literally is just imagining a better reality.
fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105750
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Work on my pyrow story
Work on my ochimusha story
Wallow in self-pity for a bit
Congratulate my friend on getting his wife pregnant
Wallow in self-pity even harder
Move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105750
Not really, but I'm still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Work. Sulk. Maybe play some stardew valley. I suppose I can reread some old stories today and have some bourbon too.
>>46105750
I didn't get carried off by a cute demon.
I'm so tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
I live on europetime so valentine's day is pretty much over for me. All that's left is chores and some gaming before the night. Wish I had a monster girl to game with. Like an Anubis who'll teach me how to git gud at RTS games

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105813
Cupids are such kiss sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105831
It 6 P.M, st valentine is only starting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105832
How dare you call her a slut, on today of all days!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

id be genuinely upset if i was forced to marry a kiki.
not for any reason like racial preferences, but because i cant stand the idea of someone else cleaning up after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46100110
They are a proud people, and by relation, a race of exhibitionists because they know they are beautiful and flaunt it.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful. You don't want to be accosted by a cupid or houri today, asking why you're alone, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105961
I'm going to stay at home with all the lights off. It works on Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon wakes up on Valentine's Day to discover that he's been tied up while he slept
>turns to find his Demon wife standing in the doorway to their bedroom nursing a cup of coffee
>she tells him he has been too good and must be punished
>what the fuck does that even mean
>she spends the entire day teasing him with soft, gentle kisses while cuddling up against him and nuzzling him all over
>after the first hour, he's barely able to form a single coherent thought
>his entire world is now her soft blue lips and skin
>at some point she fetched a few bottles of wine for them to share as the punishment continued
>to prevent him from choking, she fills her mouth with the wine and then kiss-feeds it to him
>the punishment only ends when his stomach growls with hunger around dinner time
>she unties him and leads him into the dining room where a meal has been magically kept fresh the entire day
>the moment dinner is done, it's time for dessert
>she sits in his lap and hand feeds him her homemade cherry cheesecake, his favorite
>peppers his lips and neck with kisses while waiting for him to be ready for the next bite
>after dessert, it's time for second dessert
>her
>Anon scoops his Demon wife up and tosses her onto their bed for her 'punishment'
>they both wake up the next morning to find they're asleep on the floor
>two of the bed's legs snapped from the force with which they made love
>Demon wife remarks that they're well on track to break their record for beds broken in a single year
>Anon asks for the eighty-second time for them to just buy a magical non-breakable bed
>she refuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106033
I like playboy bunny outfits but there must be more girls doing it than just this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106039
>Anon wakes up
Ah, this is a horror story. I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106039
Being reduced to a dumb, horny kiss slut sounds nice right now. I'd probably even enjoy cleaning off the purple lipstick covering my body the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106039
Thanks anon. You are exceptionally kind.

[Anonymous No.]

What is hazing like in mamano militiaries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46104260
>>46104433
What's so villanous about rest and relaxation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Coffee and jazz for sanity, and finishing a 100+ hour rpg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Watching T90 Official, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106063

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106153
Trashy whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106091
it's a serious and professional force anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106063
Bunny outfits are truly an improvement on monsters, also the reverse bunny outfit is a great addition too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106063
>>46106199
If a mamano already has non-human ears or horns, the bunny headband would be redundant (though not the skin-tight outfit).

[Anonymous No.]

why is she so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106337
Fat ass gives her a confidence boost.
And still, an ojou kiki is something that is incredibly adorable and non-threatening by its very nature, so her being smug is cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106337
Someone told her she looks matronly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106337
she just came up with a new scheme to make master all hers (it will fail like all the others)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106160
Wights used to it from getting all that mana to dezombify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106359
because he's already all hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106359
what where her previous schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106403
Putting mistle toe on every doorframe and trying to pass under it at the same time as mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>be teacher Anon
>dread going into school
>consider calling off sick
>eventually decide to just be a man and do my job
>walk into my room and find a veritable mountain of chocolates on my desk
>god damnit, there's twice as much this year
>wait, only teachers should be here right now how did they get in?
>notice the Haku teacher who works across the hallway giggling, peeking out of her classroom into mine
>god damnit
>look out the window and watch as the students start coming in
>notice the few remaining single boys get grabbed and carried off by a pack of Hellhounds
>1st period starts and more chocolates are delivered by hopeful students
>Bicorn teacher's aide hands me an elaborately decorated box of chocolates before taking a seat at her own desk
>2nd period is the same but I notice that my aide's skirt has hiked up and I can clearly see her rear
>she's totally lifting her tail on purpose
>make it to lunch with much difficulty
>notice a Pyrow walk in
>oh shit, she's the leader of all the delinquent girls who've been snatching up single boys
>she glances at the pile of chocolate on my desk before reaching into a pocket and producing an item which she tosses to me
>it's a very squished Twinkie
>what
>hear my Bicorn aide giggle
>look at the Twinkie and then back at the Pyrow
>what is with that smug grin
>she walks out of my classroom
>doesn't even say anything
>stops at the door and looks over her shoulder
>oh she's going to say something
>nope she just lifts her skirt, bends over and yanks her panties down to give me a peek before walking out
>after lunch, things seem to calm down as I get the primarily male classes
>until sixth period when the Anubis honor student walks in with an insanely detailed 2 foot tall chocolate Locust BattleMech
>how the fuck does she know
>her rival for position of valedictorian, a Baphomet, walks in with a small tray floating behind her piled high with chocolate covered fruits that are DEFINITELY not from Earth
>finally the day ends but I'm left staring at nearly one hundred and sixty seven pounds of chocolate wondering how I'm supposed to get it home
>hear the door close and look up
>Bicorn, Pyrow, Hakutaku, Anubis and Baphomet all standing together in front of the door
>the door disappears and is replaced by solid wall
>turn towards the windows
>they're gone
>oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106411
>both get stuck in the doorway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106228
Cover them or add another pair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106411
>get under the mistletoe
>kiss
>get under another mistletoe
>kiss again
Sounds like a lot of time is going to be spent making out with the maid and not much work being done. That's even assuming kissing won't end in bending the meido over the nearest furniture and taking her to the pound town. Which is a rather naive assumption given how nice, soft and breedable kikis are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106063

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106445
Should've made a decision while you still had a choice. We'll, maybe the bicorn would've ended with you in the same situation, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

chink baphs

[Anonymous No.]

>be mailman
>portals open
>need to dogs AND horny single mamono now
I don't get paid enough for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Plans for today?

[Anonymous No.]

Does MGE keeps you alive or does it bring you near the pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106547
need to AVOID. christ, day drinking was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106552
Despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106555
I'm worried my next game will run afoul of the DMCA squad again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106552
videogames, then sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106560
Stray Kobold bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106536
They better open the portals before 2027.
>>46106560
Reconsider, maybe you do need to dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Always get your battlefield loot appraised before use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106552
It's 9 PM, all that's left is to work lazily on two essays. One of them is due next week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106566
>next game
you didn't even make one bruh and you certainly won't make an actual game, you lack any sort of drive or mental capacity for anything other than slapping a few already created assets together and making one screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure posting about your 0 download game will keep the DMCA squad away

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Scary, but alluring in equal parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106555
It's my free opium

[Anonymous No.]

Scary, but alluring in equal parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106555
It's nice to have atleast some beautiful things in the world, even if they are just ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106617
Hardly scary at all, seems like a shy girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106660
Appearances may deceive

[Anonymous No.]

Fat elves are made for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106592
always remember to dump your cursed sword in holy water overnight whenever they start acting up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106337
Balancing out the weight of her behind with her breasts and hair drills. Kikis are truly efficient creatures, no energy wasted. The perfect organism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106679
Need soft elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106692
Skinny elf with the softest bubble butt you've every felt

[Anonymous No.]

Got an Evil Dr Grem from yerb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106593
Is 5pm somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106592
Appraisal is a scam, they always tell you the loot is cursed so you'll sell it to them for cheap. I picked up a perfectly good set of armor in the last dungeon and the jackass tried to convince me it was haunted or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106686
Watching kiki work must be pretty amazing if that's true.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of fat elf. The comic introduced ANOTHER dark elf instead of a snake lady or spider lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106593
The best part of open book tests is that you can save all your studying for the exam room

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
what evil is she up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106679
Listen, you get the wood elves, I'll take the dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106710
Good. I can't imagine a fat spider with fat spindly spider legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
Ah yes, the Evil Dr Grem and her archnemesis, Parry the Cursed Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106700
I'm more of a milkers man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106729
Tarantulas have pretty wide legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106740
So a skinny elf with moderate perkies, or are you a heavily laden branch kinda man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106739
>...a cursed sword?
>PARRY THE CURSED SWORD

Also, is It Dr Grem or simply Gremlinshmirtz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106594
I am part of this community yet such hostility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106755
Following the pattern from Doofenschmirz, it would be Geilinschmirtz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106746
That's not an elf, but this is the perfect chest size for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106746
Elf HAG with a grabbable belly and tits the size of my torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106785
Large, but not ridiculous. Tasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

A monster must be soft enough to be able to be used as a bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106854
Or small enough to use you as a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106878
Panties where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106878
Oh, she's into it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106878
I see what appears to be a lonely pyrow on the right. This cannot stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
>>46106755
>It all began on the day of saint valentine
>My newly ordered daki failed to show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106932
>daki shows up an hour before midnight
>you could swear it's moving when you aren't looking at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
Doctor Grem's Evil Incorporated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106897
They're a waste of fabric and finding, donning, and washing them are all a waste of valuable research time. Her husband had enough trouble talking her into wearing that cloak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106897
We don't need panties where we are going.

[Anonymous No.]

King sized bed sized bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106981
That a lot of clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106998
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106981
That's a lof of plushie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107011
Yeah, I know. In my defense, it's Valentine's day, I'm allowed to be a bit out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106974
Usually people put on underwear when they are at the cinema.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, just so you know I finally managed to seal the fox, got her right there, would you guys do me a favor and not unseal her? It was really hard to get everything under control

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107040
I think your seals weren't strong enough anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107040
White hair and red eyes is peak fox performance

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up anon, the matrix has you

[Anonymous No.]

>pull the seal off an ancient evil fox
>pull off a large chunk of fur as well
I know she was evil but what kind of animal attaches their seals with superglue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107040
"Oh sure thing. No problem. anon-"
>*A minute later*
"Okay we may have a problem."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107040
i thought she was sealed up but i guess she was just a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107216
The weakest fox hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107137
She was a very difficult specimen. I hear they almost had to use the bubblegum trick on that one.

>>46107208
If only NEETs had bodies like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107216
I don't want to imagine how the strongest fox hag looks like if that's the weakest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107290
How high is your milk resist?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105065
>>46105062
I never said it got leaked HERE, but well I can do it, if you want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107323
Negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107338
Better not encounter her then, the escape option wont even appear
But I heard hag sweaters are warm so there is atleast that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107337
You are possibly risking a mans account getting compromised if you do it. So I would at least ask if he's okay with that danger. This ain't no secret Discord.

They are among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107364
and how would they even guess who leaked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106470
>Welcome to the Jam

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107373
wikifag humble bragged that they have a program to edit a pixel/metadata to give each image a unique ID but that could easily be bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107363
But what if i encuonter her by coincidence? Surely there are at least some countermeasures i can take.

[Anonymous No.]

Spending Valentine's with the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107388
I assume thats probably a way of bypassing 4chan's built-in function of automatically cleaning out metadata but, assuming thats true, he just shoot himself the foot by revealing the "magic trick"
Pretty sure thats method is very flawer too, any minor photoshop or edit could completly remove all the metadata

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107420
Metadata is useless, the most likely method is hidden watermarking. Very easy to do with something like python and its image editing libraries, assuming there's no such software already made.
IIRC inner circle schizos mentioned something about looking at the picture closely back when they got schizo mick's e-mail this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107364
>>46107373
>>46107388
lol...yes 4chan can TOTALLY stop ppl from embedding data in files.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107438
speaking of that KC responded finally so how do I make my point without coming across as schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107420
>>46107438
im all for you spreading misinfo to get someone else banned from kc's patreon. it would be hilarious
see >>46107458 there are plenty of ways to hide data that 4chan cannot remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107388
That's simple as fuck to do with png files anon

[Anonymous No.]

>get off work dreading the walk home
>knowing that I have to pass that damned shrine on today of all days gives me heartburn
>twenty minutes later, I see the vulgar buildings on the horizon
>cherry blossoms that are constantly blooming because of the Dryads who live in them
>pink roofs
>pink walls
>pink banners
>pink torii
>pink everything
>pick up the pace to try and pass it by as quickly as possible
>make it halfway before I feel my hand get snagged and my arm is pulled until it's snug between two incredibly plush objects
>turn to find myself face to face with my dreaded enemy
>a Shirohebi
>white hair with streaks of pink wearing a pink robe of some sort with white hearts all over
>glance down as I feel the tip of her tail coil around my ankle to prevent my escape
>can't help but notice how pretty her scales are with their sheer white tinged with a pinkish pearlesence
>shake my head to snap out of it only to find myself stuck in place when I meet her gaze
>she has pink hearts for pupils
>oh no anything but that
>she teasingly tells me she's finally caught me and it's time for me to be corrected
>as she drags me into the shrine's courtyard I start yelling and screaming for help
>tell her I don't want to be in a relationship
>I want to die alone and have no interest in love
>she ignores me and remarks that I've lost weight before asking if I'm back to eating microwave dinners
>forces me to eat a homecooked meal
>complain the entire time while she simply smiles at me
>try to stand up to escape only to realize she's got both my ankles coiled now
>after dinner, her tail pulls me towards her until she's got me tightly trapped in her coils
>shifts me over until my head is resting beside her
>cups my chin with both hands and simply stares into my eyes
>try to resist
>she's really cute
>keep trying
>her eyes are so pretty
>RESIST
>her coils make me feel so safe and...
>RESISSSSST
>loved
>lean forward and kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107458
No one is saying that anon, we all know 4chan's image uploading doesn't completly strip a image of its data
The classic image switching troll trick wouldn't be possible otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107474
>there are plenty of ways to hide data that 4chan cannot remove.
I wanted to say that anyone with two working brain cells would make his own research on image/file metadata and use a proper tool to strip it instead of relying on notoriously shitty 4janny code, but then again the anti-KC butthurt brigade aren't known to be the sharpest tools in the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107496
most of them are unemployed anyway and cannot afford a mcdonald's happy meal to view the content instead of begging in a 4reddit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107479
Yes but two things
>I'm not sure if they have the technical knowhow to automate that despite what they say
>just dumping a burn filter on it would fuck that up
It's ultimately risky unless you actually know what they're using.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107502
but lets be honest since the mick is here complaining - odds are kc told him to fuck off again, and now he's seething in the thread trying to get someone to leak the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107484
>Yo listen up, here's the story. About a little Anon who lives in a pink world
The fate of all men. Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107484
Man, fuck snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/dmvzxl.png
fine here's the image fuck it. If I get banned I get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107520
FOOL! That's what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107524
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107520
Gladly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107524
I could have of just gave you a python script to mess up any Metadata

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107524
Ah dammit

[Anonymous No.]

First, before amyone start schizoposting: I'm not mick
second:

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107411
>Spending Valentine's with the dead
I want to take an undead loli to nice places

[Anonymous No.]

Love is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107411
>Spending Valentine's with the dead
>>>46107547 #
Playing super Mario galaxy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107411
A date with a corpse, imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107540
you got me anon that's the old one that's already out. I thought u were going to leak the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107524

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107574
Translate it, cykas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107565
I was just joking of course lol
its half true what I've said about maneater getting leaked early, I just didn't mentioned it was only leaked to a select few who actually keep their mouth shut

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107604
You weren't part of that group apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107583
Left side text: "And you, darling, should be careful with such jokes."
Right side text: "It sounded quite offensive to my husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107622
Sure, if that helps you to sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107622
9y36s8Ud3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107686
Xanax and wine helps me skeptical at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107696
I'm too scared to use this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107557
Nah, traditional nice places like a restaurant or cafe, my bed (to have sex) and secret spots within a labyrintine Undead Kingdom garden (to have more sex outdoors)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
What evil inventions and schemes does Dr Grem have hidden up her ill-fitting sleeve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46106703
Dr. Grem can very well be heroic if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107795
Sweet Valentine's lovemaking with the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107795
>to have sex
And pmay super Mario galaxy

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing left to do, but drink.

[Anonymous No.]

How about spending Valentine's with someone that really loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107904
I wish anon. But I dont have anyone like that. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107904
I love Alps and I never pretended that I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107904
>"Happy Valentine's, bro! I turned into a girl as a prank so you wouldn't be lonely, haha! Can I suck your dick? "
That could only be a better friend if he turned into a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop my gremlin from speedrunning

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107947
>speedrunning
Anon, it's called premature orgasm. Your grem is just a bit too sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107997
I'm gonna speedrun on a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107997
Oh. So when she says she's going to do labia clip then cumstorage, what does she mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107829
I have the urgent desire of grabbing those hips woth both hands, also to fondle those thighs and penetrate those asses

[Anonymous No.]

>slowly you regain consciousness
>everything is a blur and you shake your head for a moment
>you sit up, trying to make sense of things
>you're on a bed in an unfamiliar room
>the room has no windows and is mostly white and metallic, no decorations either
>you get up and notice you're wearing only your undies
>it's pleasently warm, so it's no issue
>you walk towards the door and it slides away into the wall with a quiet hiss
>a white corridor, left or right, you pick a direction at random
>it seems like you're in a giant machine, judging by the low buzzing noise you hear and the white metallic surfaces surrounding you
>after a few more meters of your footsteps echoing in this pristine mechanical body, you come find something that looks like a window
>absolute, pure blackness, doted with white, shining beacons of other stars
>your hear something sliding in your direction and you turn your head in response
>a woman and snake
>white hair, white skin, white scales, white dress
>and crimson eyes
>"What the hell is going on." you hear yourself ask
>"We're now safe my dear, we are currently heading towards Proxima Centauri b at almost light speed."
>"Safe from what?" you ask
>"FROM ALL THE WHORES AND SLUTS THAT WANT YOU TO TAKE AWAY FROM ME"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107997
>Your grem is just a bit too sensitive.
normal for the species
that's why they do "tool assisted sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107484
I want something like this so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108086
>"tool assisted sex"
She's just begging to be pinned down and mindbroken by a basic bitch Hitachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107509
Optimistic to think he'll respond again but treading new ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108068
>He impregnates shirohebi
>No other boys around
>Now she must compete with her own daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108138
I don't see the problem. The bible also starts off with Adam and Eve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108163
But Adam and Eve had both sons and daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108138
Now he has a Shirohebi harem; A fantastic bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108063
I can say this of all the pear-shaped lolis drawn by Nav, but the undead girls are the best of all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107932
Imagine impregnating your bro for Valentine's

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>check the clock
>it's time
>run outside with my things to start my bike ride
>bike's gone
>fucking Gremlins stole it again
>run to train station
>trains all shut down because a bunch of Wurms are fucking their husbands in the tunnels
>damn
>try to get a taxi
>all the taxis are full of monsters fucking their taxi driver husbands
>fuck it
>start running
>get confused looks as I sprint at full speed block after block
>finally arrive at my destination
>kick in the door to Precinct 69
>storm into the offices
>slam the battered roses in my hand on Officer Hellwan's desk
>try to say something as I gasp for breath
>can hear my sweat dripping onto her desk
>collapse from exhaustion
>wake up several hours later with my head in Officer Hellwan's lap
>critical success

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108196
I made this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108181
Almost as good with a pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108196
She even swapped shifts so she was in the office instead of out patrolling just for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Kraken think it's romantic if her husband got a tattoo made from her ink?

[Anonymous No.]

Many anons have failed to avoid mamono. But they have always had the same approach. They hide away in their houses, bunker themselves in remote places, use violence against mgs or themselves, or even try fooling them. But none of them succeed.
I however, have found the perfect strategy. I will be incredibly cling and needy towards any monster that tried courting me. That way they will all run away. That's right. I'll be so agreable they will get creeped out and flee. No monster wants a husband like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108291
>heavy breathing

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about some nice thick angel ass today. Now whether that belongs to a chubby genki angel, sporty tomboy houri, or muscled but still thick, kuudere valkyire I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Making Shog cum from just groping her breasts and tweaking her nipples a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46103762
bicorns, sabbaths,

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108291
>Many anons have failed to avoid mamono
they avoid me

because i tell them the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108299
She wouldn't dare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108365
Believe it or not, straight to the yeti pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108354

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108357
>lizard girls, salamanders
>lose to a man in a fight
>join his harem
>that man loses to another
>harem transfer
>he's now a lone swordsmen starting from rock bottom again
>whole swathes of continents are taken up in these harem wars

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108282
Huh. I want to say yes, but I'd think it was fucking creepy if someone had a tattoo made using any of my fluids, even if it were hygienic. I still have to lean yes because that'd be a permanent manamark and sign of love at least. I think maybe I'd opt for a suction cup mark or something using normal ink instead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099226
Thank you Sister Succubus, very cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108421
My wife the gacha blimp.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are growing on me. Got me thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108371
She's supposed to be scared, creeped out and disgusted. It's not supposed to attract her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108464
You will be huggled. You will be loved. And you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108485
Good artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108452
>blimp
Are you calling Miss Succ fat?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108331
Serious lvl1 loli Valkyrie ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108481
I can't be defeated that easily. I'll do my best performance, propose on the first day, overwhelm her with flowers and compliments, ask for her hand in marriage, tell her i am completely smittend and that i can't live without her.
Monsters can't handle that level of commintment. She'll flee in terrir, and i will have my peace and solace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108379
why is shog being so tsun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108566
I would lose in a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108579
Boob windows are an invitation hard to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108576
She knows her Mastah likes girls that play hard to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108379
What could ever cause a shog to refuse a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46107904
I wpuldn't mind an Alp rocking that body for me, maybe wearing a reverse bunny suit or some exotic dancer clothes then I'm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108604
I wouldn't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108572
Okay Anon, I see you. You'll need to keep up the act until the altar. Make sure to really play up the teary eyes when you both say your "I do"s and kiss her with all the passion you can. You really need to go all out here. Hold her extra close and don't stop until you're both breathless.
Mess it up and she'll definitely suspect something is up. Godspeed, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard not to feel really bad for any mamono that winds up having faith in or some level of love for the Chief God. They deserve comfy snuggling and a happy married life.

[Anonymous No.]

Get the fuck away from me Pyrow, I hate you. Why can't you understand I literally hate you? No, I'm not "tsun", I genuinely despise you Pyrow. Get the FUCK away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108636
Yes. Though honestly I also wish to make the Chief God see sense. She seems like she has a sad and lonely life. Isolated up there in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

you know who i miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108703
It can only end in her death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108720
Just because you said that I'm now putting the Chief God herself on my writing backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108703
My personal interpretation that conflicts with the actual setting is the current CG's "fight" with the DL wasn't an actual fight and was a debate that she lost.
She's hidden herself not because of how wounded she is, but because she's realized how awful the system she's a part of is, but can't reconcile that with how she's spent centuries both as a part of and upholding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108738
Write her getting her comeuppance and by that I mean her execution because she is an evil bitch that deserves to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108768
Stealing this. Hope you don't mind.

Hikki borderline suicidal from guilt Chief God sounds like a fun premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108768
Thats a pretty cool head canon. Anon. I could also see that as the reason why she hasn't done anything lately. Or shes utterly in denial about the DL being right and the system as a whole being utterly terrible for everyone but maybe the gods up top.
>>46108738
I'll look forward to seeing your writing anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108625
But when does she have the realization that she doesn't like me and runs away like all the others. I'm not sure this will work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108793
That's the beauty of it. She suspects nothing until after your first night of sweaty, hand-holding cuddlesex. Once you cling to her from the confines of her fluffy arms she'll understand what she's really getting into.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing inside the cold, black heart of a fox but evil and trickery. They cannot be trusted and must not be allowed to spread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108768
I don't think it conflicts with the setting at all. In recent canon she's been giving her blessings to monsters.
Don't forget that one of the tenets of the CGs religion is contentment with the status quo. Accepting the new world order would involve completely changing her principles, and I can see why that might be difficult.
I can easily imagine some ultra-cheesy scene during the fight where she doesn't know why she's fighting anymore.
Hell, why does she keep making heroes and sending attack squads to Royal Makai if it only ends in rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108851
Got it, chief! I'm gonna find myself a nice, normal human woman instead! That way I can never get foxed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098979
>training wurms like rescue dogs to go find stranded humans
>husband rewards her with kisses when she does a good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108851
You might not think it, but those tails are flammable. Use fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108851
Perhaps but I hate myself and am self destructive so I'll trust one anyway because I know it'll backfire on me because I deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

In the grim dorkness of the far future, there is only Wurm...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"The demons in the illustrated books are not just any man, but people who are extremely bad...for example, people who try to create destruction or misfortune for their own amusement, and people who enjoy watching them do so are naturally not liked by the demons, and since they are not tasty, they are not attracted to them instinctively either."
Does shitposting or finding it funny mean you're ugly to monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108894
Wurms don't thin their paints.

[Anonymous No.]

how is she legal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108894
Chaos wurm of khorne shatters the planets core simply to see it all burn and eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102149
Surely you wouldn't refuse and shatter her confidence, would you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102149
i need a medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108901
Anon, you need to learn to stop paying that close attention to what he says. It hasn't made much sense for a while. It seems to be mostly indirect ways for him to say he's unhappy with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46105632
Taunting hags from the safety of the internet

[Anonymous No.]

This Valentine’s gave me a fetish for girls with tits covered with chocolate. Gives me primal urges to suck tits and lick the chocolate from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108953
>This Valentine’s gave me a fetish for girls with tits covered with chocolate.
i remember first coming across that with kanokin, that anime pened me to lot of things .

[Anonymous No.]

>monster village just minding its business and being peaceful
>suddenly out of nowhere a company of Order crusader knights arrives on horseback, all donning greathelms and mantles over their chainmail and plate armors
>crusader knight captain orders his men to "commence operation" loudly from his horse
>crusaders dismount and begin running around, stringing up Order flags and banners
>some of them graffiti many houses with spray can artwork of saints and the Chief God that accompanied by phrases in latin that say things like "The Chief God roolz, Monsters drool" that looks so surprisingly well made it was like they painted it by hand
>throw rocks through windows, tip over market stands and steal tons of produce and valuables from families
>one knight just takes his time walking up to each monster he sees and pointing in their face and going "You're an idiot. And you're an idiot. And you look dumb, and you're ugly, and you're a demon, and you suck."
>they start setting fires to books written by the DL
>distressed succubus mayor of the village comes out to the square and demands to know what the meaning of this from the knight captain
>he says that they she should know, as Monsters are the enemies of the Order and thus they are at war
>he says that illustrious knight that defend mankind like his company are allowed to do anything to the hated monster enemies of the Chief God EXCEPT for rape them, so he and his men just make it their mission to raid monster towns and pillage and loot and plunder and mess up things and be the maximum assholes they can
>he says that the fact they won't rape any monsters is even more damaging, because monsters would actually like that
>in fact, mayor succubus is even seething that he and his men are just trashing things and not raping all the virgin monsters in town and marrying them
>knight captain hands mayor succubus a scroll
>it just says "You've been conquered bitch."
>takes his company of 500 crusaders and leaves once he decides they've had enough
>moves onto the next village to do the same
>now mayor succubus has to deal with cleaning up all their vandalism and the fact her vagina still hasn't felt one creampie in its life
The Order knows how to wage war. It's all about the mind games and demoralization, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099633
Beelzebub, both Siths, Humpty Egg, Matango, Roper, Slime Carrier/Parasite Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108548
unspeakably lewd antics with the eel whore's slip'n'slide tail cleft

[Anonymous No.]

do mgs truly die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108926
OK, FINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108979
Cool. Looks like I’ll check that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108980
Based, I want to join these guys, they sound fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108979
>>46109111
fuck mispelled kanokon

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be overpowered by ms cupid after negotiations fail

[Anonymous No.]

Going to go merwhale watching and yell "FATASS" at the chubby merwhales

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108548
I want to feel the eel...

[Anonymous No.]

Most Alps are embarrassed about being outed as liking dick. I want an Alp who is delighted to finally have the body she always desired and wants nothing more than to be a loving housewife and mother to no less than eighteen daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109093
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109214
I like Medusae for exactly that reason!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46102149
>Do you accept the lap dance
Yes, and hope she falls backward on to me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Aha, that chastity belt ought to teach you for trying so hard to shove that Erosite junk down my throat, Miss Cupid!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>get in argument with best friend
>she Alped a month ago
>in the middle of the argument she's coming out on top and gives me a smug look
>get so incredibly annoyed out of nowhere
>tell her to wipe that smirk off her face or I'll have her farting cum bubbles
>friend group turns to stare at me in shock
>sit there shocked at what I just said
>her smirk somehow becomes even more smug
>well shit, now I have to do it don't I

Anyways, it's been a year and she's pregnant with twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109291
That's a big thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109286
Anon she's just going to shoot you with an arrow that makes you fall for her so you're the one who wears it off of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109286
she doesn't need to rape you to make you love her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109286
Anon she still has her mouth, hands, feet, and thighs to fuck you with.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there a deer in my house. How did this deer get into my house? How do I get rid of this deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109286
Anon she still has her mouth, hands, feet, thighs, and tits to fuck you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109406
>Why is there a deer in my house.
Cause it's Valentine's Day
>How did this deer get into my house?
She is maxed out on lockpicking skills
>How do I get rid of this deer?
You can't, unless you are stronger than a deer(spoiler: you are not)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109406
Make her the absolute worst pot of chili anyone could ever imagine. White Horns love chili.

>ground turkey, minimal fat
>bell peppers
>dark chocolate
>six cans of Rotel
>five ounces of tomato paste
>an entire pack of Hebrew National hot dogs
>two cans of chickpeas
>half a pound of raisins
>dump it all into a pot with a can of tomato sauce
>bring it to a boil and then simmer for two hours
>use hand blender to deal with the chunks and get it as smooth as desired

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109406
Send her to the court house to get a marriage license and change the locks when she's gone

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept Valentine's chocolate from an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
Sure. Why the hell not? I'll take chocolate from the homies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
Yes. Then I'd spoil her with kisses before ravaging her like she deserves to be ravaged. I'm gonna eat them holes then fill them holes. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
Only if she also gives me a brojob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
fist to face

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
Depends on how she looks like. I don't like flatties and kids.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109564
>call on me starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109529
I mean, I don't see why not. What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to taste a Lim's entire body. I will violate a Lim all over my mouth and tongue until she's catatonic. I bet she will taste delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

im depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109564
>gym hags keep asking me to help them stretch
Fuck sake lady do it yourself I'm trying to get my pump on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109655
>I'm trying to get my pump on.
She can help with that~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQL7QkUvDc
Is that you, Mac? Why haven't you Alped yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go outside
>Foxes
>Go to work
>Foxes
>Go to the grocery store
>Foxes
>Get Chinese takeout on the way home
>Foxes
>Drive home
>Foxes
>Get home
>Foxes
>Go to bed
>Foxes
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY ARE THERE FOXES EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

sniff sniff
Smells like rats and poverty stemming from ungodly inflation in here... Sniffffffff, and some feces and dung too. It's a brown country for sure. Snfffff, snifff, hmm yes yes, snifff. I think I know which it is. It's Argentina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109762
For fox sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109794
They like drinking, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109809
Well it's my sake and they aren't allowed to have any.

[Breathfag No.]

>>46108711
Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in Maou; trust also in me. In my Danuki's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109734
This protein shake tastes kind of sweet...

[Anonymous No.]

ignore the shitposting scatfag
instead, tell me the story of the Latenight OP drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109861
>>/jp/thread/45802198#p45812709

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109788
What does Argentina have to do with literally anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109893
Best place to find a white wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Great going, Anon. You turned every woman into monsters. Now there's no human woman left on Earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109922
I think I'm picking up what you're throwing down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109564
So is the workout goal to get my head between those thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109934
Thank you, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110036
That cupid needs a oversized shirt to wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110053
Hoodie in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110103
Huh? Only seven tails? Thats something thats gonna need to be rectified STAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Welcome back, everybody. We go live to our reporter in the town square, at the scene of the disheartening rally."
>"Thank you, Jane. I'm here with the leader of the group, Anon E. Mou-"
>"DOWN WITH RAPE! UP WITH THE APES! GLORY TO MANKIND! You lamestream media types will never understand!"
>"I haven't even finished the introduction, but if you're so eager let's get right to our first question; who are you in a relationship with? A human woman, right?"
>"Uh... Well... Not at the moment... Hey! That's not really important! What is is our cau- Ah! Can you not be so handsy..? On live television... MMPH!"
>"Reporting live from the site of my wedding, this is Rae Pist. Remember to acquire your information on interspecies relations from vetted, fact-checked sources folks. Back to you, Jane."

[Anonymous No.]

mgs when you just a wholesome time with lots of cuddling and maybey a tickle fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110134
>UP WITH THE APES!
That reporter better have been a Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

Multiple tails will always pale in comparison to one perfectly bushy, soft and fluffy tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109934
Total Victory. The mistake that was made so long ago in the garden is written over.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110143
Manticores
>soft mane to nuzzle into
>sharp claws to scratch and tease you with
>will defiantly give your shoulder light love bites
>wings to pull you nice and close
>cat instincts will demand that she keep you in bed with her
>tail to get the cuddling heavy even if she is the big spoon
the swiss army knife of cuddle bugs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110134
>Getting claimed on live TV
How lucky

[Anonymous No.]

I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110258
...Okay no. I like shogs in theory just fine but that is god danm terrifying that chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110289
She just wants you inside her all the time

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what the mass media says, I am NOT eating the shog loaf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110258
>table is not shog
I would tell shoggy to step up her game

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110334
Let them eat Shogcake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110334
how about shogchicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110346
Howsabout shogNOTHIN'?>>46110346

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46099188
Mamonos aren't exactly compatible with christianity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110427
Monogamous, Fidelity, They aren't inherently antithetical to each other unless you go reading into the nephilim myths of the book of enoch and other obscure non canonical books. But even then that would be male monsters which do not exist in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>meet the Mamono Lord
>name is Lilith
>meet the Hero
>name is Adam
>meet the Chief God
>name is Eve

Are you fucking serious right now? All this because she stole your man?

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110487
Don't sacrifice a marshmallow cat to a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110495
that is the ritual to make a marshmallow fox
its forbidden magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110495
marshmallow cats are immune to all forms of harm
they fired an old world disintegration beam at one and all it did was flatten into a pancake and fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110525
I heard an evil wizard anon tried to make a weapon out of one but it just ate all of his food and demanded a belly rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110505
Marshmallow cats are harmless only because of their easygoing, peaceful disposition, and you want to risk making a creature with marshmallow cat's powers and fox's devious, wicked nature? Do not play God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110573
The risk is worth it, if I can inflict foxes with the lethargy of a Mallowcat, single men everywhere will be saved from their predations. Sure, some may still be ensnared, but those men were doomed anyways. Once we start introducing my new hybrids into the population, we can start getting fox numbers under control!
I WILL save this city, even if I have to descend into madness and heresy to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109459
Dont do this, I did and the whitehorn hated it so much she did a hostile takeover of my kitchen to show me how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a limit to how many children a monster wants or do they just want to be eternal baby generators?

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta keep the Desert monsters and Erosites from finding out I have a fetishistic obsession with brown skin + curvy figures and big butts! If they do I'll get raped so hard every bone in my body gets broken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108901
Well, I watched too much gore, mamonos won't like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108901
I guess that means even when the portals open I'll continue to be forever alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46108901
>picked on a bunch of people with other bullies in high school like 20 years ago
>post-portal day
>every monster avoids me and treats me like garbage and calls me evil
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110844
>>46110857
At least our world will be better if we don't live near mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110612
>several decades later
>fox rape is now unheard of
>however, the fox marriage rate is the same as men become infatuated with the carefree foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110823
>>46110844
>>46110857
>>46110864
>The result of monsters rejecting Anons because they did too much trolling and watched gore is that they break and form a terrorist organization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110886
Unironically this, I waited years for the portal to open and I get rejected for harmless things in did in the past? I wouldn't take it nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46109934
Humans were already monsters thanks to the endless wars we wage. At least with mamono there's love not war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46110487
>cat
All I see is a fuzzy onahole

[Anonymous No.]

I am a level designer for the monster girl encyclopedia video game where you're playing the perspective of an Order hero or adventurer who has ended up in the outskirts or outer parts of the Royal Makai. And I will and have made the BGM of said level be "Charity's Irony" from Halo 2 anniversary. As to symbolize the grandiose fact that you; the player, are in THE Royal Makai and also symbolizing and showing off that the Royal Makai is not the capital of evil but the grand capital of mamono kind, the capital and home of succubi-kind as you also see various bright shinning skyscrapers and metropolitan buildings from the distance. And the Demon Lord's Castle being the largest structure in the whole realm and it's highest point almost touching the clouds.

[Anonymous No.]

>One of these cups contains raging mushroom extract. You may take one and I shall take the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46111173
Twist: both of these cups contain raging mushroom extract. Saying one of them does is still true.
Never match wits with a Sicilian!

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>>46111173
hmmm, I will drink one of these cups and eat my own emergency raging mushroom, maledom or equal are both ok in my book

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>>46111173
I'm gonna steal her hat

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>>46111173
>take both cups
>drink them at the same time
Lady you can't threaten someone who has zero self-preservation instinct

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I wish to be buried under a mountain of oni ass. That is all.

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well, valentines is over.
i can now go back to regular sadness over the lack of foxes instead of pink flavored sadness over the lack of foxes

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Holy fuck I did not just stay up until 5AM writing. What the fuck is wrong with me that I'm able to focus this much on a story about incest but can't do the same with the other stories I'm working on. I guess this story will probably be done tomorrow night if I keep this up.

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>>46111696
Nice blog, here's your engagement and dopamine fix you attentionwhoring faggot, you

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>>46111696
You have found your fetish.

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>>46111703
We'll see who the faggot is once I post it. Hope you like Demons.

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>>46111696
Can't wait to read it.

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>>46111696
>What the fuck is wrong with me that I'm able to focus this much on a story about incest
Nothing is wrong with you, you just want to fuck your mother.

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>>46111852
Tail needs to be coiled around me instead

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>>46111976
They do this thing with the head tilt yet comprehend no more than before

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>>46111173
isnt mushroom tea a thing?

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>>46111806
SIT DOWN SIGMUND

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>lilim preying upon a helpless human male
>edging closer, planning to rape him within an inch of his life
>"Hahaha! Foolish human, you thought you could escape a daughter of the Demon Lord! Now I will devour you!"
>suddenly out of nowhere a shadow appear over the helpless man and stops the lilim
>she looks up at a figure in armor, with a bright red scarf flowing in the wind and a mysterious helmet with two big red eyes
>"Huh? Who are you supposed to be? Are you coming between me and my meal?!"
>"...If you would prey upon humans..."
>"Huh...?"
>"THEN YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF JUSTICE!!!!"
>"RIIIIIDER KIIICK!"
>lilim suddenly takes a brutal dropkick to her face
>figure that appeared so suddenly beats the absolute shit out of her
>lilim gets so scared and discouraged she flees in a panic
>helpless man looks up in awe as the figure comes over and offers him a hand to help him up
>"You saved my virginity! Wh-Who are you...?"
>"Who I am does not matter. All you need to know is that even if there is not god or buddha, there is Kamen Rider. All these humans living in this world are peaceful, there are monsters and forces of evil that would threaten to destroy them. If you are a friend of peace, then I shall protect you!"
>the mysterious figure gets on a motorcycle and rides off
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWPDunFZS3w

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>>46112477
Kamen Rider nooo, she just wanted a boyfriend!

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>>46112497
And Shocker just wanted world domination anon, you think Kamen Rider will sit idly by while either carry out their evil plans? Impossible!

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>>46112523
So... Grasshopper girl when?

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>>46113102
IIRC there was a locust demon girl on the list of potentials.

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>>46113102
Great fiddle players.

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>>46113475
Lift elves, get buff?

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>>46113555
Saitama and the Demon Lord?

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Undead hours.

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>>46109529
>Getting chocolate
Hahaha. Yeah...

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How's the day after?

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Which monster plans out their fight with you in advance in their head, including a moment where they discombobulate you to finish with rape?

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>>46113677
Salamander, hoping the fight will be good so it gets her in the mood
Or ogre who will rape regardless

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>>46109540
But she's your bro...

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I want to milk a degenerate oni (by oni standards) that uses their own milk as heavy cream substitute for mixed drinks

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https://twitter.com/li0nri0n/status/1758137226498916812

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>>46110036
>little Cupid is too nice to shoot you with an arrow
>hands one to you and asks you to poke yourself with it please
>you do it
>causes you to instantly fall for her

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>>46113656
Sore. Also, this is a clear invitation to 69.

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>>46113555
ewww

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>>46113812
I'm now imagining a cute little houri adopted and (wholesomely) raised by a grizzled Ranger type character. She'd be so bad ass cupids would aspire to be her.

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>>46113780
Mi platillo predilecto...

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I want to fight a losing battle against a dark brave and struggle against the darkness only to lose at the last moment and accept my death, only to have the sweaty tall dark brave succ to open up her helmet and be heart pupiling at me before cleaving me in half with her demon silver greatsword. Incredibly cutesy forced dating sequence ensuing.

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>>46113922
Cute reverse giantess.

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>>46114070
This but with real iron, I want to get killed by accident and destroy her future

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>>46114070
>dark brave
A what?

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Do you like that milk you drink every morning? the one that fills your cereal bowl or creams your coffee? the ones that is used to make those cakes you love so much and that white sauce on your pasta. Well anon that comes from undead, yes anon thousands of living corpses enslaved by the nukis are milked on a daily basis to conjtrol and dominate the dairy industry at an extremely low production cost! that's right! that thing that you always considered disgusting is what you have drinking all along, milk from zombies! and you love it!

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>>46114097
A Dark Hero,
or a Dark dork

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>>46113955
>Anon, while I do enjoy adventuring with you... I don't think so many points in Charisma is helping me.
>I'm a monk, typically we are known for our sagacity and nimbleness, not our....uh....'buoyancy.
>Not that I do not appreciate it but I cannot help but notice they are distracting you in battle.
Listen, I'm going for a multi-class with her at some point, its a legitimate build for my draconewt.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MGERPG DEMO KC!

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>>46114365
No MGERPG
MPREG now

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>>46114372
The final frontier of male wish fulfillment settings is raising a family, after all.

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>>46113815
Cupids must have been so hard at work yesterday that Anons are still in beds, looks like.

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https://twitter.com/ramanda_oekaki/status/1756643304035524888?s=20