Monster Girl Thread

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How do I stop a ghost from changing the channel on my tv to some random ass creepy thing, crawling out of the TV and then give me a blowjob?
It's the fifth time this week, I just want to watch the damn news.

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>>44929819
If a Mantis was trying to get you to drop your pants, would offering her a bar of chocolate dissuade her from pursuing such a course of action?
Asking for a friend who's writing a story about it.

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hellwan love

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>>44929821
Read the paper for your news.

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>>44929839
But then all the text changes to how much she loves me and want to fuck me.

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>>44929819
I love Onis

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>>44929850
Radio.

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>>44929856
Flat little onis with massive horns...

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>>44929861
Radio is probably the most haunted thing out there. Might as well just by a cursed book while I'm at it.

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>>44929821
Invite her to your pc and play spooky games with her.

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>>44929897
Telephone then. If that also doesn't work, then you have no choice, but to become a deranged schizo.

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>>44929829
No but head pats will stun lock her since it's the first time someone touch her

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>>44929834
No, today is caturday

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>>44929949

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>trumpart gifts you a matching beret

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So what level does a cheshire get her secret class unlock with all the super powerful one shot spells? After all why would the guild allow a useless cat become an adventurer and soak exp and gold all while being carried if she didn’t become powerful later

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>>44929949
I love cats
They are soft and purr

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>>44929993
Guild issued emotional support cat.

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>>44929979
>Wear the trumpart beret
>Feel a change come upon me
>My mind rewriting itself
>Memories of things I’ve never done flood in
>+10 to gambling

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>>44929993
No wonder cheshires teleport their asses into your face. Just look at that butt

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>>44929834
I too love Hellwans

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>>44929994
Me too, resting your head next to a purring cat is bliss
>>44929993
They can teleport, it's OP

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>>44930210
Green onaholes

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>>44929994
Even mamono love cats! Look at Miss Ushi's kitty!

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there was a couple of stories of women getting turned in to ushi onis
cant find them now sadly

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Humans were made to rule over beast girls that it is our birth right, that we were put in charge over the creatures of the Earth never forget that men.

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>>44930267
There's a chunk of Magus' Corruption Clinic where that happens:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30489933?view_adult=true

I feel like there's at least 1-2 other stories like that, but can't find them easily.

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You know if KC really claims to hate NTR, as he rightfully should, why the fuck is the only way of note to make a Bicorn in the profile still infidelity?

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>>44930259
Look at this kitty.

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>>44930295
thanks my guy
I say we need more transformation stuff

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>>44930298
Mate, it is worth noting that his closest confidantes believe in sun demons, jesus, and are just generally crazy.

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>>44930310
Only ones that comes to mind are the MGE rpg make games (both of them glorified walking sims) and that one blacksmith chick becoming a dragon and brutalising the salamanders that bullied her

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>>44930311
>Sun demons
I never got this, I know some people say Saturn is a portal to hell, but the sun that’s a first unless they’re specifically talking about the black sun stuff (solar eclipse rituals).

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>>44929949
Hellnyan love.

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>>44930327
>blacksmth becoming a dragon
Her name was Ilothe or something like that, its an oldie story from ELH IIRC

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>>44929908
Going full schizo by getting a harem of ghost girls!

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>>44930349
Magmatits was best girl too because she was based on a Monster Hunter wyvern.

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>>44930340
Oh, indeed. Thanks anon

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>>44930366
I remember now!
it was an ankantor, really fucking angry elder dragon

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>>44930259
Really cute, love that chesh haircut

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Know what, fuck you
[Exorcises your Malef]

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>>44930429
I'm already bored of talking about malef.

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>>44930429
With those legs and tail she looks more like a resurrected undead dragon.

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can you hear the singing spacer anon?

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>>44930429
This is one of the most horrifying pieces of art I've seen in a while.

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>>44930511
No

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>>44930511
Do you hear the voices too?

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>>44930546
Yes, like a metallic scream when I'm in-between deep sleep and falling asleep. Never had that until I took shrooms 2 years ago. I like to think that it's just my wifi trying to contact me

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>>44930546
The smug. It haunts me in my dreams.

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Soon or later everything returns to crab.

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There is no point leaking the slime now because KC is probably not going to answer weekend dms.

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Sooner or later everything returns to crab.

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>>44930639
>HFW she knows that her dna is inside you now and the transmutation process is beginning to occur.

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>>44930546
Ground Control to Space Anon
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Space Anon?
Can you hear me Space Anon?
Can you hear me?

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>>44930680
Spiders greatly resemble crabs

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>>44930680
Crabs are just water spiders so in actuality things return to spider. All part of the Nacho’s plan.

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>>44930683
Silly anon, i'm the one that creampied her. Surely you mean my DNA inside her, right? Right?

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>>44930688
>Shog takes over satellite
>begins broadcasting the song of her people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

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>>44930701
Are you reading my thoughts Anon?

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>>44930715
There are some non-euclidean concepts regarding the insides and outsides of objects you may want to start learning about pretty soon

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>>44930715
You know how shogs work, the fusion with wife will begin shortly.

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>>44930739
Whatever brings me closer to my eldritch maidwife.

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>>44930311
Oh shut the fuck up.

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>>44930861
I can no longer sleep becuase my cait sith waifu is deaaaad.

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post 'taur

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>>44930958
I don’t have taur on my phone but I do have this.

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>>44931199
>literally onahole sized baph

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>>44931219
Don't engage with it.

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>>44931219
Pretty big onahole.

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I want to know what Fallen God's milk tastes like.

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>>44931219
Imagine

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>>44931229
You know, the whole reverse uno thing you keep trying wouldn't be so sad if majority of the thread didn't know you are a pest

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>>44931219
>>44931239
Now that I think about it, imagine a Bapho leading a Fairy Sabbath. One that shrank herself to Fairy size and gave herself wings, or is a Bapho-Fairy hybrid in the first place.

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>>44931196
just add horns on the hporc and she can be 'taur

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>>44931271
I do nothing but post art almost all thread. Most of it is just random mg artists.

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>>44931251
Like you have been given eyes so that you may see. Beware the Old Milk, Anon.

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>>44931297
more

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>>44931296
>Old Milk
The forbidden hag milk

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I am sad and worthless. I'll just ask the nearest dragon to incinerate me and relieve me of this existence.

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>>44931374
she'd never waste a dragon like that

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>>44931297
scary fangs, think I'll hang out with the dhamps instead

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>>44931402
>he doesn't know

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>>44931374
Actually, on a second thought, I'd ask this one to let me hug her tail a bit. It looks so juicy, thick and sexy.

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>your seed is MINE!

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Post monsters with bad intentions

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>>44931546
It feels intentional that her belly is glowing in the last panel.

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>>44930739
Blare:You see what we are talking about here is an organism that imitates other lifeforms and that it imitates them perfectly
>The Thing(Shogg) theme starts

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>>44931546
The Cheshire Clan is up to something.

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>>44931619
Should have posted your old fox sith.

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>>44931199
Looked like a brap cloud from the thumbnail.

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>>44931599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss

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>>44931199
I wonder if Yerb's taking requests now

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In MGC bodyguards pay YOU

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>>44931737
When he does he usually asks in the thread for suggestions.

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>>44931765
Don't assume this harpies species like that.

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>>44931765
I'm scared of accepting money from stranger women.
>>44931804
>human hands
>harpy

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>>44931873
yes? Lots of harpies have human hands. It's a lot more helpful when you think about it.

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>>44931886
>whores and gay shit: the anime
>>>/trash/

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>>44931921
Technically it's the valks that betrayed their oaths.

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>>44931765
But Ian but a humble farmer, I don't need a bodyguard

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>>44931968
you need a 'taur though

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What's wrong with Ms. White Horn? She looks like she's in distress

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>>44932046
I guess it would be helpful to have extra hands during harvest

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>>44932064
She's gotta poop REALLY bad, but she's in public. Cramping up fierce. And finding a toilet that's accessible for her is going to be a challenge.

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>>44931968
>farmer anon with a plot of land somewhat far away from the city
>leading a leaceful life tendimg to his crops.
>dark valkyrie appears one morning in his room, standing there with a stern face
>anon freaks out ask her who she is and what is she doing there.
>she explains that she was given a job as his bodyguard by a higher up. She has already deposited her first payment in his account
>anon, not wanting to go against the emmisary of a god, tells her to at least get out of the room so that he can change
>Valk assures it is strictly necessary to watch him change as he could be attacked at any time.
>He dresses himself under her silent gaze.
>they drive to the temple in the city to confirm his situation
>this is anons life now.

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Remember: tight pants, tight groupings.

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>>44932137
Tight groupings don't matter when every arrows is essentially a mini mana bomb

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>>44932137
i wonder how would a cupids arrowhead would taste

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>>44932272
>eyes
>kinda yellow
>slime
oh no...

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>>44932137
Also tight other things

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If elves are so pure, then why do they wear so little clothing? Checkmate knife-ears.

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i need a hag that pampers me to such a degree that my brain melts to goo goo gaga levels

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>>44932516
They're so pure they don't need many clothes.

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>>44932526
You'll get a hag that think she's still a high schooler and you'll like it!

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Dork dragons

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>>44932569
That's redundant; just call them dragons.

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>>44931737
For his scribbles, you gotta wait around the weekend and hope for the best since the both the quality and his picks are completely random. You can always visit his twitter for the paid comm since these are open

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>>44932569
Dragons are majestic and noble creatures.

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>>44929819
cow pilled hebi

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>>44929819
>"You're my Wingman?"

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>>44932675
>you know...that other ryu are still bigger
how would she react

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>>44932773
So, do all 3 of them use a litter box? That's the only way this makes sense.

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So Choco gyaru succ or pale vanilla creepy neet succ?
They are both curvy and tall

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>>44932930
pyrow

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>>44932930
Creepy neet succ, obvi.

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>>44932958
How about pale creepy pyrow? You need to get her make her shower and get her out of the house

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>>44932930
I think the latter is more relatable.
>>44932980
I'm fine making her take a shower, but no need to leave the house, we can hang out at her place.

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>>44932954
you're not even posting monstergirls at this point dumbass spammer

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>>44932980
Don't put Miss Pyrow in the shower! She has misophonia and the sound of all that water boiling and hissing and steaming as it hits her flames drives her crazy.

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>>44933004
So you want her stinky?

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which monster girls have charge imput motions

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>>44933003
Fucking newfag.

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>>44932930
Imagine slowly fixing the creepy neet succ

Or making her ten times worse, personally I want a creepy neet succ to kidnap me and use me a piece of fuckmeat/daki until I mindbreak

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>>44933014
>elf hentai
thanks for proving my point you spamming cretin. Why dont you post some actual monstergirls now?

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>>44933009
Do you want her panicking in the shower and hurting one or both of you with her thrashing?

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Horsepussy IN SPACE

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>>44933067
Just kiss her, then clean her duh

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>>44933012
Hinezumi

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>>44933092
shes clearly stance change character

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Ah right the hand sign that means "I'm a slut please pound my ass"

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>>44933059
I’d be the extrovert and get her out of the house and tease her if she was watching porn in her room again?

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>>44933100
All vampires are dorks.

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Foxes are boring, go for Wurms, they are way better

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>>44933100
Absolute dork
I mean look at that coffee mug
Pure dork energy

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>>44932868
Bob

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>mindless image dumping and gachashit
I sure wonder who's behind this and what his motives are.

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>>44932675
snake milk

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I don't want to go to the oni zone

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i want to go into the oni zone and get drunk off of oni milk

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im neutral towards the oni zone

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>>44933209
Don’t you dare insult her mug. That is her favorite mug, it’s a limited edition!

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>>44933260
>>44933248
anon, oni milk is the sweetest liquor you can taste

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>>44933209
What kind of dork brings coffee in a mug to the beach?
>>44933248
It can come to you instead.

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>>44933248
Don't worry
you are already in the oni zone

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only blue onis are cool

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>>44933127
What does this one mean then? My fox neighbor keeps making it whenever we see each other.

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>>44933293
however,

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>Jag vill bara spelar DOTA hela tiden!
How do you respond to this?

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>>44933347
To please choose a different song. Every time you’ve come up to the mic it’s been the same shit over and over again.

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>>44933347
>tak tak tak jebałem twoją starą, nara
and walk away

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>>44933347
I don't respect Swedish speaking elves. Speak Finnish like a normal one.
>>44933379
Lepszej odpowiedzi bym nie miał.

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>>44933398
In Finland everyone is required by law to learn Swedish

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>>44933316
Stay away from her, Anon--I think those are gang signs! I saw some devil bugs make the same signs at me the other day and I skedaddled.

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cuddly rabbit

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>>44933456
Cute, feed her a carrot.

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Keep your halloween candy safe this year anons.

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>>44933472
cute

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>go outside
>suddenly a huge dark valkyrie that has been waiting outside my house insists on following me "to protect me" even though I am just going for groceries
>and the grocery shop is less than 5 minutes of walking from my home

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>>44933472
The progenitor of Wonderworms was the naughtiest Greenworm in history.

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>>44933486
Many such cases.

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>>44933472
>I suddenly have a great urge to- SMOKE

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>>44933472
much as i may question the QoHs methods, i can't argue with the results

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imagine wonderland Kunoichi

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>>44933662
instead of hiding her presence, she makes herself so attractive and alluring you can't see anything else

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>>44931520
Chuuni.exe is acting up again, how do I restart her?

>>44932528
God, I don't like elves, but the idea of wandering into a village of girls that aren't cunts is so appealing.

>>44933472
Imagine turning someone into best bug as a punishment.

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>>44933280
>>44933292
I dont want to be squished!

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So we all know the sole human boy in class needs to have periodical health checkups by the student council president and whatever momster he has been charged with since we can’t trust humans to even wash their own dicks.
But I think that’s unfair and we should estabilish a rotation system. Every week he should be in a different home of an elder monster and the daily dick inspec- health measure should be done by a different student.
The first week should be in the dragon mayor’s house and the first inspection by her younger sister. This isn’t nepotism; it’s proof they don’t let our higher social standing stay in the way of duty

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>>44933666
and is clusmy in a sexy way like getting stuck in walls, falling onto the target like in an ecchi manga, getting tied up in her own traps and the like

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>>44933747
How about being sat down on an oni's lap and given a pint?

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>>44933781
I don't like alcohol, it tastes bad

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best monstergirl to cure loneliness?

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>>44933787
Then you get to sip a Roy Rogers and can't sit anywhere but her lap like a little boy you are.

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>>44933787
How about a pint of strawberry milk, straight from the tap?

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>>44933805
Bogey

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>>44933805
jubjub

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Wish we would talk more about gloombug. Plenty of mgs that don't see any love here.

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>>44933809
I am a MAN I just don't like alcohol
Do I also have to like cars and football like some deranged hooligan?
>>44933811
This sounds ominous, where did it come from?

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>>44933012
So was Gen

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>>44933832
I'll give you two guesses.

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>>44933825
I think we talk about her at least a little--she's not the lantern girl. And Miss 'Kade is a good girl. She deserves love.

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>>44933863
Does their dad work at the local fristi factory?

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>>44933825
I think she's nice. Funnily enough, most "discussion" about her here is how much she isn't talked about.

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>>44933915
there's some kissslut stuff too

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>>44933825
That’s because ironically similar to /monster/ most anons either know what they like and stick to it ( i.e. Foxes, Succubi, Vampires, Tanukis, etc. ). There are some *really* nice days where people talk about other MGs today but a lot of the times you just get autistic kvetching from an asylum escapee trying to derail the thread, or the image spam, or people feeding the Irishman.

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>>44933915
>most "discussion" about her here is how much she isn't talked about.
I don't see that. She's doesn't get that much spotlight, but she's not in the "forgotten" club either.

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>>44933563
>tifa
>mermaid
wouldn't her being an elf fit better?
she is a eco-terrorist after all

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>>44933948
Sea creatures work well for environmental allegories and elves are boring.

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go fuck your sister

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>>44933978
I don't have a sister...

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how to defeat a salamander in 0x a presses

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>>44933881
>At least she’s not Chochin-Obake
Fuck that at least she isn’t Kesaran Pasaran or Mimic or Djinn of the Jar

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>>44934004
>mimic
i think anons like getting bamboozled into sex

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>>44933978
With how often she gets stuck in doorways? Something tells me that girl is playing at something.

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>>44934030
Seems like the bro gotta... step in

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>>44934025
They do but the MGE Mimic design is so old and her execution is so lacking that 9/10 times when she gets brought up, it’s from a different IP or entirely different design. Hell Djinn of the Jar might as well not even exist now because Genie is out.

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>>44933978
Incest? Gross! Now, if you're telling me to fuck my sister, on the other hand...

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Mimics are fine. I like the idea of building her a little rc platform for her chest so she can see the world outside her dungeon

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>>44933060
lol
lmao

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>>44934060
i'd gp fpr carrying her chest on my shoulders and using her as my inventory/ armory and you can do cool stunts like saying the name of weapon and the chest spits out weapon in time for you to do slice

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>>44933825
>>44933934
I try to post some variety ever now and then outside my usual undead waifu posting. The problem is that I have to first remember the girl exists, find a picture I like, and then come up with something to post it with. Meanwhile fox pictures are fucking everywhere and people talk about them every day, so it's easier to make some shitpost reply to them than to make my own. Like I wanted to make a mimic joke about how I love a girl with a big chest, but I just couldn't find a pic I liked that wasn't nsfw, so I gave up.

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>>44934045
>"Oh no, dear elder brother, I appear to have gotten myself stuck in this small, tight doorway again."
>"If only you were able to apply some sort of vigorous, repeated force to me that would loosen me from thi-"
>".....H-hey where are you going? I'm actually stuck!"
>".....This is a lot harder than Alice said it would be."

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I believe there may be some kind of mistake, I'm supposed to be teaching sophomore AP History.

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>>44934109
>Meanwhile fox pictures are fucking everywhere and people talk about them every day, so it's easier to make some shitpost reply to them than to make my own
That's because foxoplasmosis is real and it gives foxfags autism

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>>44934105
this is cute too.
if she cant open herself up though thats be cutest.
shed just ram into your leg repeatedly on her platform, unable to communicate but the meaning isn't lost on you.
Mimic loves her modern tech, she's a hoarder in that chest.

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>>44934130
>gremlin
based
>every other girl especially dwarf
cringe

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>>44934114
>Anon comes back with a sledgehammer, knocks the doorway away and frees her
>"Sis, you gotta be careful, your hips are quite wide and I wont always be there for ya"

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>>44934109
something something girl with junk in her trunk

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>>44934130
i spot some lolibaba, clearly they're not there to learn about history.

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>>44934178
>Mimic wife makes this joke about her fat ass
>Take her hand
>Tell her there's only treasure in her trunk

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>>44934132
i can't refute it

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my favourite underrated girl is mummy.
shes just kind of cute and a little thirsty.
would take her home and spoil her so she isnt a dumbass 24/7

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>>44934132
Look, I'm not infected, I'm a frequent, habitual fluff connoisseur and there's no proof the Foxoplasmosis or it's vaccines cause autism! The slander needs to stop!

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>>44934227
Sir you need to calm down and take your meds

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>>44934130
The dark angels are outnumbering the regular angels!

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>>44934261
there will be even more before the end of the semester

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>>44934261
Soon there won't be any regular angels. Wouldn't it be wild if there was a "purification" method though? Imagine uplifting all those fallen angels and having a class of pure little girls by the end of the year.

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>>44934201
Mimic wife complains her trunk doesn’t fit anymore. Make a joke about how the lid is basically a giant mouth. She rapes you even harder for it.

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>>44934151
Should've just used butter.

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>>44934248
i hate m meds, it makes my mofu huffing sessions to end and I wake up in the padded room and I'm wearing gripp socks while a flayer looks into the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934303
it's a circle, like nature. if a dark angel manage to be chaste enough, in mind and body, she will revert back to her pure form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934261
>>44934303
Cupids and Houri don't have this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934303
i think there's a switch on her back to turn the darkness on/off

[Iron beast No.]

Woot
Heres a short add-on to an older roulette
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/128408494

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934370
can you spot the difference between cupid and cupid(monster)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934382
One is a fat baby and the other is an attractive young woman.

>>44934376
Imagine not always using dark mode. It's so much easier on the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934378
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934393
pretty hard to sleep when she won't turn her angelic radiance off

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of elf is this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934216
I like the idea behind Cait Sith but hate her execution because it’s a goddamned furry. I’d rather it just be the sort of gambler stereotype Nekomata or normal cat girl with the tuxedo pattern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934402
Just ask her to love (rape) you until you pass out. EZPZ.

>>44934417
>Flat
Either defective or Tolkien, but I repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934417
Some wheelchair elf from Blue Archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934429
conversely, why not turn every girl into something like her?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934461
This is all I need. Is that really too much to ask, God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934432
>>44934441
I've never heard of any elves that have cat ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934508
>lol, lmao
so speaketh God

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934511
I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934511
I've never heard of werecats with two sets of ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934429
Let this change your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934533

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934378
very nice anon thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934508
she rapes the shota after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934600
God willed it. The Shota did too, but he hadn't realized it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934600
I said what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934428
>>44934451
>>44934559
>>44934630
kill yourself furry retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934637
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934600
seems like a recurring theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934654
Make that a yes, you're such a deranged fuckup that nobody in the world will even notice you're gone, let alone miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

I've died and made it to Heaven, but the angels are looking at me funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934680
You're the first new arrival in at least a thousand years. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934680
>imagine needing to die to get into heaven
I kicked in the gates of heaven and strolled right in to seduce some angels and get some holy ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934670
Probably correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>Die
>Instead of getting grabbed by a ghost or landing face first at the pearly gates you end up being judged by a tismhound
>She judged that you are fuckable and aren't going anywhere until she gets a litter
>Now hurry up, you are holding up the line and she hates delegating

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934670

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
who am i to question the ancient ritual of smash or pass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934792
This off-topic image even better describes the crazy irishman's rambling about too much MGE in a thread known for being MGE fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
i demand trial by combat instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
huh, i aint from the desert, I'm walking out and walking my ass to heaven to flirt with the gate keeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
My heart is filled with dirty things, surely I'm crocodile chow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934818
>>44934822
that's a cursing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934826
i aint got nothing to cuurse lmao, all I want is some holy booty and by god imma get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934822
But that's still St. Peter
Please do not flirt with old Jewish fishermen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934806
It's why I ain't leaking the new slime here. It's what the thread would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934782
No, I will pet the dog now. I'm dead anyway, I lost everything. I need some love for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934826
then ill curse her to being a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934836
Its most likely saintess Petra now, I'm just gonna flirt till she lets me in and then running into heaven to get molesting some angels

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hallo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934867
u ok with me being an American, o germanic holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934707
If nobody's entered in a thousand years then how did they get those guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934873
The average American is half Scottish, half Irish and half German, so you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Shame the first game didnt get to put in a lamia scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934867
Pas de soucis, madame la vache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934891
From an anon last thread apparently KC ruined any chance of a circle ever working with him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934891
The second game did it fine.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934902
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934919
pay no heed to insane ramblings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934919
They publicly said they don't plan to work with him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934902
>believing Schizo Mick's relentless samefagging and rambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934925
I mean, it would explain why he hasn't received any tips on how to make a rpgmaker game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934905
Yeah but blue scales tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934949
they are nice but i like some pretty scale patterns too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934944
>Yume Nikki but you keep getting raped by a Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934949
Purple isn't that far off.

[Anonymous No.]

POV : the fever finally got me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I've a sudden urge to fight a salamander. I don't know how, but it's better than feeling lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935052
but wrestle with one but it always seems to transition into sex at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935052
make sure to fight the lvl 1 sally so you have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

i desire to make a sally chubby
and fuck her then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935082
In the worst case you've given the Sally some valuable experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935099
she'll do all sorts of stuff if you present it like a quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44934923
Provide proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935082
You'll feel guilty when the lvl1 salamander is marveling your strength with starry eyes, if you bullied her just because she's young and weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935159
You would have to ask the anon that said it in the first place. I assume he is still here.

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

Mate with thick monster children
Pump cum into loli wombs
Breed huge loli butts
Grip child-bearing child hips
Hold hands with little girls

[Anonymous No.]

So what do I do, I tried becoming undead but I woke up in heaven I wanted a zombie harem, not an angel one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935327
zombie angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935327
Find a mattress and tear a tag off it.

[Anonymous No.]

hello, its been at least a week since i was here, are bunyips real yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935351
Listen to your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935306
Yes. Please. I need to breed my Familiar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935274

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935274
>You say that you have not seen death, Anon. Look in the mirror and you will see it every day, like bees working in a glass hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935335
how tho? im stuck with these alive pests trying tofuck me, and whenever I try to hop back down to get something to zombifi some, I'm always grabbed the back of my shirt by a larger angel and get a finger wagged in my face

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

only the undead can get me hard for some reason, living girls, monster or otherwise make me soft, I believe I have been cursed, by a foul lich, I think it was when I broke into her house to steal some of her tomes, later found out they were her diary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935351
Fluffy snake when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935463
You have to defeat her with your "spear".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935463
I ended up with the curse of undead addiction as well after a undead bicorn caught me.
I could only sate it after getting a whole undead harem.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935469
And this is why you train your dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want Dormouse to sleep in my arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935374
I couldn't possibly limit myself to Sabbath regulars only when so many lolis of various different species need thorough lewding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935505
>>44935505
i dont know where the undead wench is at the moment as I write this, I went back to her place to give the books back but shes long gone, even the hot zombies that were there are gone. Only thing I do know is that I want to go some damn castle near a pier, it always comes into my dreams, and I cant ucking sleep well,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935425
>>44935427
>>44935435
Cute happy ending. Also, you're evil for wanting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935549
pronebone the gamer wisp

[Anonymous No.]

I am slime bait and that's okay

[Anonymous No.]

yo be careful of any real cheap apartments in mgc, they can have all matter of ghosts waiting for you, and the will try to scare you.
All you do is look right at them and just french 'em. They will be scared off, but they will come back and you have to eat them out this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935647
Eat the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935655
>just french them
>eat them out
Spectral hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935682
anon it worked out for me, I don't get haunted by her and I got a gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935688
>I got a gf
See, you are not making any sense now. Sounds like you are being haunted and the Stockholm syndrome is kicking in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935609
>play vidya with the loli wisp
>she casually strips down to just a set of tiny bra and panties
>while playing she alternates between laying on her stomach, staying bent over on all fours or nonchalantly floating in lewd positions all in front of you
>after a while, the game is left running idle in the background for a long time while a plump little wisp is getting played with instead

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can see you're weak to kissing damage types, and the first to steal your lips will surely score a critical hit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935735
my brother, i made the first move, mama didn't raise no bitch after all, and she was a hot old ghost, who would deny her and hell I saw her aunt, and all my common sense was kicked out the window, trust me ghost pussy is the best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935762
How hard is it to find a large Jinko that chose this perk?

[Anonymous No.]

put proper clothes on monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935783
great, they are hotter now, thanks a lot pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935765
Sorry anon, i would much rather have my apartment be infested with centipedes. It's a lot cheaper that way, and keeps unwanted guests out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935688
You were lucky. Mine locked me inside my apartment for a week and then I had to go through a bunch of dream worlds fighting traumatic memories from her childhood before she let me out.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the dead a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935783
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935794
Miss Oomukade would like that very much as well. Where do you live, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935794
Bro, ghosts dont need to eat and the can scare away a lot of unwanted guests

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935801
gonna give her a proper shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935776
They're an endangered species after all, super very rare. Their chuffs are said to shake trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935647

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935762
>get a random encounter
>monster immediately casts "analyze"
>a floating screen pops up in front of her
>it has your face on it and a bunch of stats
>she switches to the resistances tab
> she gives you this look

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935826
She would be really smug, if she could read

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935804
I live in a cheap 2 room apartment close to hagtown. Would be nice to share rent with someone. The 2 rooms have a giant hole in the wall between them for some reason.
>>44935806
>ghosts dont need to eat
Then i wouldn't have anyone to share all this food with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935822
Jinkos aren't endangered and I have evidence they've been lying about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935825
everyone's always talking about the boogie woogie but what about the shoggy woggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935762
>Subject:Anon
>Class:Heavy Gunner
>Alignment:Lawful Good
>Weakness:Elves
Ok who thought giving this skill to monsters is FAIR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935858
really anon? elves? gonna drop to your knees and start begging at some slight ear wiggles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935858
If you have more than 16 weaknesses it errors out and they can't see any of them. It's a total exploit but it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935783
God I just want to cuddle with an Anubis and Ryu on the couch in sweaters and flannel pajamas while it's snowing outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935880

[Anonymous No.]

gonna become a paladin to learn how to do the sparkly look effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935783
ok now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935885

[Anonymous No.]

HUGE horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935830
That's what the "wurm" language setting is for. It just has a bunch of pictures of various monsters, positions, and sex acts. To the side it has a little penis meter that shows how much a man likes the thing pictured. Flaccid is no damage, a chub is normal damage, full erection is a weakness, and an ejaculating dick is insta-loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>Murder your thirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935930
I feel so bad for her flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935937
Just dunk her in the ocean. Plenty of water there for her to fill out from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935911
Hieroglyphics are overpowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935937
Get the heavy holst cream. See if you can turn her into a milk elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>>44930958
I want to travel to the city of Minos and make a living as a maker of XL Boob Belts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935804
sorry too scary, please send nicer boogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935873
i mean they are perfect.
Good,elegant,loving,pure and loving,and have cute ears...what's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44933472
Greenworm's going to become one of those vaping kids now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935937
Why would you, flat chests are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935992
megamorph bomb is in the mail as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935980
Imagine anti drug commercials for greenworms. A greenworm teen gets peer pressured into trying some Wonderland vape. The next day she turns blue and says no to having a third salad at lunch. That'll scare those kids straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936006
>no third salad

Oh god, that's horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

you know how some zipanese shrines has those little fox girls that surround you when you visit? those are free. they're legally yours once you take them home. you can just pick them up and walk away with as many as you'd like. i have 4 that i took home with me on my last trip and haven't had to clean or cook a meal ever since!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935992

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936054
i went and stole a big meaty one, said she was an anciet evil and she couldn't be held back by a mere hairless ape, I smacked her fat ass and said shes just a woman, my woman and haven't had any lip after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936054
Anon, please don't steal the children. Oh wait, are you talking about the lolibaba foxes that think they're tricking us when they run up asking for candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936106
i bet those foxes talk in old english

[Anonymous No.]

Monster little sisters(not for lewd)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935970
Is this 'kade more to your liking?
Gotta admit, I prefer my bugs on the scary side.

[Anonymous No.]

Update on waifu commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935826
>takes double damage from aunties
probably a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936081
think i saw one of those too, was already taken though. not that id be able to carry enough of those home to make it worth. i also hear they are pretty lazy and dont do chores that well.
>>44936106
>are you talking about the lolibaba foxes that think they're tricking us when they run up asking for candy?
i think so? i mean, who would have 30+ children haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936139
WIP.
Dancing and amazonian bride dressed during our formal wedding. It will be some very long days and nights after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936130
Oomus are for scareboners and passionate oral. Anon might want to go for some other less scary bug, like a soldier beetle, or a honey bee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44935992
There's just something about the way Nav does flat chests that makes them appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936150
>>44936150
Gotta protect the kids from being lured into lolibaba chicanery. Snatch the actual kids, raise them as your daughters and make sure they grow up to become normal foxes. Probably fail and end up with half a dozen foxes for wives but hey, you succeeded in saving them from becoming lolibabas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936150
thats if you dont use the cock on a stick approach, if they don't clean or cook no cock for a week
After 2 weeks, she shaped up and started to do the chores without me needing to as a word

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936106
>Anon, please don't steal the children.
He should atleast inform the mothers about stealing the lolifoxes, otherwise they might get worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936161
Nice, she has an elegant and mysterious look for an unga bunga warrior MG.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to offer small monsters dark chocolate when in doubt. If they eat it with no complaints, they're actually lolibabas.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post about killing yourself on 4mon
>All the posts are just undead girls calling dibs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936195
hey now what about their fathers??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936195
you mean that big one that handed me one extra and then waved me off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936149
Oh no a fat old cat nobody wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936130
m-maybe she's a bit nicer than the usual bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936130
truly Eros's power knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936213
ms wisp does look pretty good in a cheerleader outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936169
He's one of my favourite artists not just out of ones that came from here or for MGE stuff, but out of all artists in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936213
>>44936242
>'Maybe I should just kill myself'
>Poorly bitrated webm of a Wisp in a cheerleader outfit going "Ganbare, ganbare, ganbare!" melodically

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936213
>>44936242
>>44936271
>lowtierwisp

[Anonymous No.]

imagine waking in a deadman's party when you arrive into MGE, and seeing all the undead partying while you got summoned in their world, and how much of a mindfuck that would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936287
I'd want to go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936266
Sometimes a lot this place breaks into droughts where the same few artists are posted over and over with a minimal breakup for whatever happened to get posted under the MGE tag that day.
And then sometimes it just gets the same shoggoth image posted for weeks on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936293
for real. when a bunch of pretty ladies ask me to dance they're trying to mock me or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936293
dont be that way anon, you're the guest of honor, don't ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

I doodled some stupid shit before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
>That bottom left

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
Mmmmm, forbidden Shogwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
i like the cut of that shog's jib

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
quality control. please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
yo if it aint too muuch problem give me a creep neet monstergirl ala tomoko from watamote

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936161
Why not just take you by force and where is her sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936161
The cultural stuff is a little on the nose, what's with the claw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
Kek brilliant stuff anon as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936374
I thought a different drawnon was doing that already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936374
>creep neet monstergirl ala tomoko from watamote
You mean a regular Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
Your doodles are a meme goldmine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936380
you talking about the atrophied wing? a vestige of their succ nature

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
tasty shogwitch. also, that fairy needs some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936393
Tomoko could be alot of different undead t b h

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936366
>Sun dried tomatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936352
>"do what you must, kiki. i have already won"
that shog, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936399
Yeah, I have no idea. It just looks like a claw at the waist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the smarter one, you or your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936429
Cryptid hunting is very dangerous for Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936429
Big bad wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't normally like big titty girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936429
>>44936439
>Big Bad Wolf, but instead of scaring a young boy, she begins to develop big sis instincts and protects him from other dangerous monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44930429
no... no...!!

[Anonymous No.]

>44936444
neck yourself leech

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
>Ryu
>Anubis

Yeah, it's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936459
Expand your horizons.

[Anonymous No.]

>44936471
You only have two friends in this world, the bottle and the rope. Go meet with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936435
>>44936429
Trailcams are a great way for a hunter to get a good look at his potential wives before he mysteriously dissappears into the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936429
>>44936485
Winterstown has a cool way of celebrating Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936487
i like when ms whitehorn sheds her velvet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
Definitely not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936287
>>44936293
>>44936349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQpEnN6bxxw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
>March Hare
It's her 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
Monkeys are more cunning than smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936380
Its a vestigial wing. Part of her biology literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
My wife is a shog flayer chimera, so probably her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936428
even a wurm would be smarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936487
It actually sounds kinda fun
>go on a camping trip with the boys
>at night you do little challenges that take you away from camp
>during this your wives are hiding in the woods stalking you
>camp is off limits to monsters
>if you complete the night without getting grabbed and have the most points, you get a prize
>men who get grabbed spend the night having their body "warmed" by their wife
>guys who survive, but don't get enough points have to walk home through the woods with their wife waiting for them

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyss calls out to me it is infectious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936374
just a quick skech need to sleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936598
thanks, now sleep well,fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936598
True confirmation that vampires are dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936598
>you catch the final boss of the castle while shes having a schlick sess

[Anonymous No.]

Consider breasts where you work or play

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936627
>hero anon opens the door
>gets sprayed with vampire juice
>silently closes the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936632
>sprayed with vampire juice
y-you know what that is right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936630
i always want to suck on them
>>44936632
the right move is to lick some of it and say, "its pretty damn tasty" before closing the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936630
Oni milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936627
That will completely ruin the hero-nemesis dynamic you two have going on and really ruin the dramatic scenes or speeches. To make things even again, you have to let her catch you doing something equally embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936646
its not my fault she chose to schlick off and not lock the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936640
>the right move is to lick some of it and say, "its pretty damn tasty" before closing the door
You can't kill an undead twice, but she'll wish you could.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936654
well, it was in my face I was gonna taste it anyways, but now I need to get a shower since I don't wanna go back to the guild covered in vampire juices ya know
If only there was a shower I could use....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936653
You should knock before entering a lady's room. That's basic etiquette! Now get to work on having her walk in on you to apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936669
hell no, imma marry this perverted neet but I ain't gonna let her walk on me jerking off
She needs someone to make her not be such a coomer and reading all those vampirexhumanadventuurerinhercastle dounins

[Anonymous No.]

im new, how do you guys determine who makes the next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44936721
it's a slow board so there's no need to micromanage it. when the thread falls off somebody makes a new one

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what would happen to ya if lim femcum got on you

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>>44936732
causes you to cum which will land on the lim, which cause her to cum again and the cycle will repeat

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>>44929856
>>44929819
An oni adventuring party sounds fun. Though most my points would probably have to end up in Endurance.

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>>44936760
the orgasm cycle

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The doctor will see you now.

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What dragged you into MGE? For me it's the fact all the girls love you, and the fact everyone gets a happy ending, I really want a happy ending more than anything else now.

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One mouse cannot have all that power

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>>44936836
I will make her into a onahole, and she will like it

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>>44936841
uh-oh, the cat is getting sneaky now!

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>>44936839
i want to get pushed down by a monstergirl

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>>44936839
Cait sith was cute and /vg/ got sick of me posting her.

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>>44936852
Oh, no, the lazy brat is being rape corrected while she basically just goes total starfish. You done did it, Anon. She's cured!
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>44936856
noose, now furfag

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>>44936866
He’s done this multiple times do you really think death threats scare him it’s a pointless battle to say anything.

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>>44936896
It does make me feel slightly worse. Sometimes.

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Sex with vampires (and lizards)

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>>44936896
It's not a death threat, I'm simply reminding him that his brain is irreparably broken and suicide is a painless and lasting solution.

Schizo Mick has spent the entire year so far spamming this thread daily with completely delusional garbage, he spends what must be his every waking moment here because he's obsessed with the worst and most universally hated abomination in MGE, while simultaneously hating MGE, while spending most of his spare time with about a hundred people who wish he would just shut himself up permanently.

Consider how insane someone has to be to do that, it would be a self- mercy killing.

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monster but creepy
the best type of monster

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>>44936964
Oh, for shizzle.

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>>44936964
creepy monsters need to be bred

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>>44936964
I will run away from spiders in terror

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>>44936937
>he's obsessed with the worst and most universally hated abomination in MGE, while simultaneously hating MGE, while spending most of his spare time with about a hundred people who wish he would just shut himself up permanently.
It's kind of poetic when you put it like that. Maybe soulmates are real, because it sounds like fate.

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>>44936984
gimme direct succ verision of the left one, that's perfect

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>>44936979
This artist does nice goblins

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>>44936937
Feels weirdly like agent activity, but I digress.

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Remember, if you can't see their eyes then you're in danger.

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>>44936937
I don't know what's sadder. Him or you dumb fucks giving his existence the validation he so richly wants.

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>>44937011
Don’t fish sense through electric vibrations, so a mermaid can still see you even if she is blind.

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>>44937033
oh, i got that one. it's him

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Level drain but a remote trap so nobody but you knows.
What's going to happen when monsters realise that the once powerful anon would now lose to a level 1 slime (no offense)?
Best keep up appearances until you can get your strength back - monsters can be very opportunistic.

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>>44937057
gremtech has gone too far

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>>44937056
Are you the anon who went on about tentacles being cuckoldry a few threads back.

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>>44937011
I took off her mask, so why do I feel like I am in significantly more danger now?

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>traps you in a pit up to your armpits
>casts a spell that causes you to lose sensation in your lower body
>plays with your dick while you're stuck
>removes the spell just before you cum
Which monstergirl would do this?

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>>44937073
oh no, i love tentacle ladies. krakens have been great girls since their inception and for somebody to waltz in screaming about how they've never been accepted is pure diatribe.
don't know where he came from, but it wasn't from here.

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>>44936964
You can give your fruit bats to the next guy, I'll take the skin and bones vampire bat that flashes me toothy grins when I'm not looking.

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>>44937092
antlion girl

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>>44937057
>Yes it is me, mighty hero anon!
>Look at my cool poses and remember my historic feats of strength!
>Run while you can common holsts, there is no need for bloodshed today.
>No, there is no need to use analyse on me, surely you know how strong I am!
>Eh? You want to see it for yourself so you can tell everyone how cool I am? Well uh... I'm feeling a little under the weather actually so just run along lvl 1 cow

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>>44937056
?

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>>44936964
You'll see me fucking tv's in Walmart on Black Friday

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>>44937122
>lvl 1 cow is actually his biggest fan
>has him autograph her hero anon plushie and begs him to show off his moves
>hero anon is dying of guilt inside since he can't make that starry eyed cow's dreams come true

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>>44937057
>(no offense)
They take no offense! Someone has to be the level 1 monster!

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>>44937094
Damn tentacle hags.

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>>44937144
i'm starting to think some of these slimes aren't level 1

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>>44937153
Some of them might be lv2 or lv3!

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>get yoinked from this world and end up in front of the most stereotypically looking dad in the world and the most stereotypically looking mom in the world, at least if the mom were a seven foot tall succubus
>also, just looking at her gave you a hardon which is a little disconcerting
>told they want you to help their daughter stop being a 28 year old virgin hikki since you managed to do it yourself
>dad also wants to turn the whole guest house she's living in into a giant model train course because he's discovered Earth's model train hobby forums and become even more dad-like so please hurry up
>they promise lots of wealth and also to have someone teach you how to use magic if you succeed
>is this an isekai?
>their house is the most normal looking house in the world with a white picket fence and a large, very well maintained, yard
>the guest house is a fucking mansion at the edge of the property
>it takes twenty minutes to find her room and it's obvious which room is hers
>just walking up to the door you can smell the femcum and dirty laundry
>you brace yourself and open the door
>apparently the door was soundproofed because when you get in she's flipping shit and screaming at someone to recover the shota
>floor is absolutely covered in dirty laundry, empty plates, takeout containers, empty bottles and the trash can beside her is barely visible beneath the mountain of tissues soaked in femcum
>she doesn't notice so you just start cleaning since that's going to be the easy part
>it takes five hours to clean everything up with her oblivious to your presence the entire time
>there are at least seventeen vibrators, nine dildos and a whole ass fuck machine buried under the mess
>the entire time she's playing some CTF type game that involves rescuing a shota and delivering him to a brothel to lose his virginity
>you notice the dad is outside mowing the pristine lawn even though he doesn't need to when you run the trash outside where it's teleported...somewhere
>he waves at you and continues his housework while the mom is lounging on a sunchair with binoculars locked in on his ass
>alrighty then
>by the time you get back to her room she's switched to watching porn and riding some kind of vibrating contraption
>she doesn't even take her clothes off, the savage
>flip the lights on because it's time to get started on the hard stuff and the light reveals much
>her hair is jet black, her skin is much darker than both of her parents but most striking is the look of fury she levies at you for interrupting her shlickfest
>but she's apparently incredibly weak so when she tries to attack you, she just ends up captured
>you wrap an arm under her waist, grab her wrists, pull them to your side and pin them to yourself with your other arm
>it's bath time
>she fucking stinks of sweat, femcum and mold but somehow she also smells floral at the same time, likely a product of whatever her lineage is
>she whines and cries about the injustice of it all until you arrive at the bathroom where you instruct her to wash up
>she enters and walks back out a minute later, having just wet a rag in the sink and washed under her tits, pits and between her legs
>five minutes later, you've got her stripped naked and in the bathtub where she's surprisingly quiet as you start scrubbing away
>thirty minutes after that, you've stopped with a bath because the water just gets filthy and switched to a shower
>it's awkward sitting in a running shower with all your clothes on and scrubbing a naked succubus you don't know but it's somewhat more comfortable than looming over a steadily blackening soup as the filth from her skin and hair wash off of her
>it takes two hours of washing and drying, washing and drying to clean her from head to toe
>her jet black hair has revealed itself to be the purest white while her skin on her body is pale, a testament to the hard work you put in cleaning her off
>now she's clean and you're sitting on the edge of the tub, soaked through from washing her in the shower, as she wraps herself in a towel, quietly glaring at you
>it's time for introductions

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>>44937140
>"... fine. One attack." anon relents, causing her to squeal with joy
>"Behold! My blinding light supernova! An attack so bright it destroys the vision of any who gaze at it!"
>Expects fangirl holst to turn and run or at least avert her eyes
>Nope. Shes sat their staring into space with rapt anticipation for his attack - any second now.
>Anon, thinking fast, quickly grabs her and pulls her to the ground facing away to keep up the act
>...or he would. His strength stat isnt even high enough to lift one (admittedly large hipped and chested) cow. It's more of a polite tug and physical suggestion to follow him to the floor.
>To anons surprise, she goes along with it. >With a dramatic gasp, she dives to the ground to "safety" with anon.
>"..." the holst is silent.
>uh oh
>"THAT WAS SO COOL! I WISH I COULD'VE SEEN THAT, BUT IT MUST'VE BEEN EVEN COOLER THAN I IMAGINED!"

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>>44937176
>imagine drinking the bathwater

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>>44937176
gimme more please

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>>44937176
>Anon then learns that she could just have cleaned everything instantly with a simple spell.

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SOON

SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED

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Insisting that I pay for everything on my dates with the pharaoh even thought I work minimum wage and she runs a kingdom

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>>44937176
>attack immediately
>not even to rape just attac
Points for that being the most unique monstergirl neet reaction to an anon appearing in her room that I've read so far

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>>44937176
>she was so dirty her gunky bath water became a living slime

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>>44936779
A tail sock? Good way to keep it warm I guess.

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gonna cut off a tsurara onna's hair and call her shaved ice

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>>44937232
Ganbatte owo succ!

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>>44937176
>"Do you know who I am?" is the first thing you hear her say
>even with all the anger billowing off of her and filtering into her voice, it's rather shocking how...pleasant her voice is
>"Not at all, but I've been asked to cure you of your shut in ways so here I am."
>she opens her mouth to continue but you hold up a hand to silence her
>"Got any clean clothes you can change into? I didn't see anything in that trash heap of a room."
>her eyes narrow even further, red pupils almost searing a hole straight through your face but you maintain a placid expression
>she chucks her towel into your face and storms out of the bathroom
>introductions will come later it seems
>you're only now realizing that you've made a grave error as you only have a single pair of clothes and they're now drenched in soapy water
>you hop up and start heading outside but as if on cue a small portal opens in front of you and a small note floats out
>a room has been set aside for you in the same house and fully furnished with clothes, furniture and all your possessions from Earth
>deciding against tracking half a gallon of water through the carpeted halls, you strip yourself and scurry quickly to your room and duck in
>fifteen minutes later, you're dressed in fresh clothes and ready to begin the next stage of the plan
>while cleaning, you'd noticed that all the food that was being eaten was crap
>gas station food, takeout, microwave dinners and junk food
>remembering the process of breaking free of the hikki cycle, the most important step was improving diet
>but a quick trip to the kitchen reveals a problem
>there's no fucking food except for two dozen pints of Holstaur Ice Cream in flavors with imaginative names but normal ingredients like Chocolate Cream Pie and Popped Cherry
>the fuck is even a Holstaur
>the sound of another portal opening behind you causes you to look back where a pile of what looks like cash, a tablet and a keyring form on the countertop
>the tablet reveals itself to be similar to an iPad
>one of the apps you discover, Danuki Fresh, reveals itself to be an Instacart type service which is convenient
>you wonder if the mom was reading your mind but shrug and continue exploring
>surprisingly, they have basically the same kinds of plants just with slightly different names though there are many new ingredients you've never seen
>after fifteen minutes of selecting items, you hit purchase and the stack of Demon Dosh depletes and a portal opens on the counter which deposits all of the groceries in front of you
>you can't help but sigh and think to yourself that it's no wonder she's a hikki when shit like this exists
>there's a sound near the entrance to the kitchen which causes you to turn around
>just in time to get whacked in the face with a dildo bat currently being wielded by a now-dressed succubus
>"NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR TORMENTING A DAUGHTER OF LILITH!" she screams
>after a moment of shock at get whacked with a possibly previously used dildo bat, you grab the bat and yank it out of her hands
>yanking open the window over the sink, you chuck it outside and turn back to her
>she has a look of disappointment and embarrassment that once again her attempt to defeat you has failed
>"You done?" is all you say and that seems to finally deflate her as her shoulders sag, her wings droop and she looks down and away in defeat
>you gesture for her to sit and she does
>"My name's Anon and I was brought here to cure you of being a shut in. I used to be one and it's not worth it. So, try to be open minded."
>she doesn't say anything, just looks at the ground and pouts
>after a moment, you turn and start cooking but take care to ensure you've got her visible in the corner of your eye
>who knows if there's a second dildo bat lying around somewhere
>after another fifteen minutes, with both yours and her stomachs audibly rumbling, you finish up with dinner making one of the first dishes you learned while working on yourself
>glancing at her out of the corner of your eye it's obvious she's interested in the shakshouka you're placing into bowls despite her very poor attempts to conceal it
>you slide her bowl in front of her along with a couple slices of crusty bread you toasted and rubbed garlic and butter into and dig into your own food
>the entire time you're eating she does nothing but look anywhere but at the table
>you finish up your meal and glance at her but she doesn't look back so you shrug and start cleaning dishes
>with it being late in the day you decide to give her space for now and just go to bed and maybe use the tablet you received to
>as you're turning the corner to head to bed you hear a spoon scraping against the bowl and smile
>baby steps

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I want to stick mine inside a crazy

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>>44937391
I bet she has lots of eyebags and has a hell of a hunch
also keep going

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>>44937391
i like this. i want more of this

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>>44937391
Careful anon, at this rate she will completely 180 into being dependent on you
If she starts whimpering when you leave the room, its over for you

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Remember me pharaoh?
When I graped your mother, I talked just, like, THIS

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>>44937605
I'm pretty sure those two are why I got into monster girls in the first place.

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>>44937391
>laying in bed with the tablet, you start exploring this world's version of the internet and come to a serious realization
>you are in serious danger
>curiosity over what being a daughter of Lilith meant had led you down a rabbit hole
>a rabbit hole that revealed the existence of terrifying women such as Druella and a world history full of mamono, as they called themselves, raping the absolute fuck out of men
>it also trigged some curiosity as to why this unnamed daughter was so weak as to be unable to overpower you considering the feats of absolute domination her sisters could apparently pull off
>fatigue shut down those thoughts though as the exhaustion from the day's work finally dragged you down into the depths
>that is until the sound of the door opening snapped you back awake
>you lay there, still and silent, worried about many different possibilities occurring
>what happens next you find humorous and, in a way, cute
>she doesn't notice that you're looking straight at her as she stands over your "sleeping" body
>she switches between reaching to grab the blanket off of you, pulling off her shirt and touching the edge of the bed as if to climb in before stopping and standing there silently
>"here's you chance," she whispers to herself but then moments later she covers her face with both hands and quietly leaves
>not before her tail knocks over a lamp though
>you shut your eyes and make an annoyed groaning sound to make her think she's avoided discovery and hear her fumbling to place the lamp back in its place before scurrying out of the room
>content in the knowledge that she won't be making any attempts to assault you, you return to sleep
>when morning comes you snap straight up and begin your normal daily routine
>you make your bed, shower, get dressed in fresh clothes and then head straight to the kitchen to make breakfast
>you stop yourself short at the entrance to the kitchen though before heading back to the bedrooms and stop outside her door
>you knock but there's no response
>"I hope you're decent in there," you say and twist the knob but it catches
>she's locked herself inside
>luckily you were provided keys which you shortly retrieve from your room
>you quickly realize though that none of the keys work which leaves you looking at the last key, labelled MASTER
>shrugging you move to insert the key into the keyhole when you feel almost a surge of power in the key itself and then watch in horror as the door explodes inward like it was struck with an artillery shell
>on the other side of the door, through the cloud of floating wooden splinters you spot her at her computer desk flopping over onto her back with a look on horror and surprise on her face
>flying through the air is a bag of chips once held in her hands labelled FLAMIN' HOT CORN COCKS which, being open, scatters bright red corn chip penises all across her desk, chair and the floor
>the splinters surge back into place, restoring the door and you hear the latch unlock and the door swings inward
>you stand there in shock for a moment before looking down at the keyring and tucking it safely inside your pocket
>"Uh...sorry I didn't realize that would happen. I'm making breakfast so...if you're hungry..."
>your voice trails off and you decide it's best to back off for now given you've both just been blown away by the MASTER key
>you rush off and straight to the kitchen and busy yourself with breakfast
>simple and filling farmer's omelets with potatoes o'brien are on the menu but she doesn't come even after finishing your own meal and cleaning up
>deciding to not force her too much to start off, you take the plate to her room and knock
>this time she quickly yanks the door open and give a curt, "What?!"
>you simply hold out the plate for her which she takes after a moment of quiet consideration and gives off a barely audible, "Thank you," before she closes the door behind her
>you frown before saying, "You have to eat one meal at the kitchen table every day," before walking off to go start on the veritable mountain of her laundry
>as you're turning the corner you hear her door open and then, "Oriana," shortly followed by the door slamming shut once again
>you raise your eyebrows in surprise but decide to just carry on and let things progress at her pace
>you remember how painful it was to drag yourself out of the hikki cycle of suffering

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>>44937614
Blame Greek mythology personally. Specifically Perseus and Medusa.

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>>44937641
Batman Beyond had a latex slime milf that moaned half her lines

That was nice

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>>44937639
Oriana?
a cute name for a cute little lim

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>>44935549
Oh, I just happen to like Familiars most as a MG species in general.

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>>44937657
orianal correction

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>>44937176
>>44937391
>>44937639
>>44937657
LMAO! Is this seriously the best the Royal Makai has to offer!? LOL!

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>>44937641
>Medusa
Yeah she's what did it for me.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, Remember that the draconic council broadcasts their meetings live.
Its actually a good way to learn new and interesting insults......Oh, and educational on the dragon politics I guess.

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>>44937639
>you put yourself to work cleaning the kitchen first to take care of the mess you made before shifting to the laundry
>you quickly figure out that most of the work is going to be throwing clothes away as you find underwear that's been worn until it's begun to fray and then tossed
>by the time you're done sorting the dirty clothes, the clothes intended for washing are laying in a pile a fifth the size of those set to be disposed of
>you should be surprised but you aren't since you had the same problem as well
>you grin, mostly because this provides an opportunity for some valuable shock therapy
>then you go looking for the laundry room
>and looking
>and looking
>an hour later, you've been through every room in the house and there's no laundry room
>your mind races as you wonder if the people in this world don't bother with laundry when you hear a knock at the front door of the house
>you really don't know what to expect but what you find is absolutely the furthest possible thing you could have imagined
>"Sup boss, here with the laundry box," is the first thing you hear but you barely register it as you're distracted by the person saying it
>standing a full two feet taller than you is a red oni who is casually hoisting what looks like a washing machine on a shoulder with just a single hand
>you just nod and hold the door open for her and she heads in
>"Dunno why y'all need a laundry box 'ere since I heard that lilim just use magic to clean their laundry but hey, we're just doing our jobs amirite?"
>you nod and follow her as she heads towards what you had figured was the utility room where within minutes she has it hooked up to a pipe
>you stand there dazed while she finishes up wondering Oriana could have just cleaned herself off with magic in seconds instead of forcing him to wash her yourself
>"All set, y'all have fun now," is the last thing you hear as she winks and heads for the front door
>they're totally reading my mind is the first thought you have as you close the door behind the departing oni
>that is until you lean back, stare straight up at the ceiling to sigh aloud and notice the pair of eyes that are sliding along the ceiling staring at you
>well, they're not reading my mind, they're just spying on me with creepy magic eyeballs is your next thought
>still you have work to do so you just ignore the eyes crawling across the ceiling watching you and check the laundry box, as it was called, out
>it doesn't have any buttons and there's no manual so you head to your room to look up instructions
>turns out there are no instructions, you just throw the clothes in and it works on its own
>you decide to test it out, tossing a pair of lacey panties into the basin and watch as it fills with a viscous looking liquid to the brim and then drains out
>the panties are dry and perfectly clean, hell they look almost brand new
>you wonder if it's possible to export it to Earth and briefly day dream about being a billionaire with a demonic-origin laundry machine company as you load it, watch it perform it's magic and then unload and fold the laundry
>with that done, you decide to start on a simple healthy lunch
>you settle on a cobb salad minus the bleu cheese because this world thankfully does not produce that abomination
>you're walking the salad to her room since she doesn't appear to be coming out when you notice another eye on the wall directly to your right
>it looks directly at you and then down at the salad and then disappears
>its disappearance is followed by the appearance of a portal which scoops the salad, bowl and all, up and disappears
>with that taken care of, you head outside to get some fresh air
>once again, the dad is doing yard work with the mom lounging and watching him sweat under the hot sun with binoculars in hand
>you can't help but think that for a Demon Lord, she has very tame fetishes
>then again, your tablet tells you that they've been married for thousands of years at this point so maybe at a certain point the tame fetishes are the most fun
>you wonder what it'd be like to live for that long before shrugging and walking a few laps around the house to stretch your legs, get some sun and think
>on your first pass, you think you notice movement in a window
>on your second pass, you're sure you notice movement in a window
>on your third pass, you're positive you just saw horns and a flash of white hair as you looked at the moving blinds of a window
>she's curious what you're doing or...she's plotting a murder
>you decide to just head back inside and relax for a few hours while using your tablet to learn more about the world at large
>probably less stressful for the both of you

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>>44936429
>>44936439
Why is it that whenever i see a big scary monster girl my first thought is always "i wanna hug and cuddle her"?

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>>44937872
trul perfect, i wanna see anon tease the hikkineet to get her out of her shell

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>>44935874
Right, but won't you lose if the monster actually does basically anything at all in that case?

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I am the most evil prankster of all.
Bogies fear me.
Chesh respects me.
Krampus wont even come after me.
Just last week I broke into a young lords house and left several open porn comics on his bed so his kiki would find them and get the wrong, lewd idea.

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>>44937971
that title belongs to me, with but a whim I managed to convince an entire order town to become a clown town with bogies and I left the king of the cit with serveal clown porn mags while his future bogie wife was about to come into his room

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>>44937991
oh yeah? well I sat outside of a praying heroes room and, with my incredible tomfoolery, pretended to be the chief goddess and ordered him and his friends to charge headfirst into the beast woman encampment during the full moon

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>>44937872
>you settle on the couch in the living room with your tablet and get to work on your investigations
>it's nearly dinner time when you finally put together a hypothesis as to why you were chosen to help Oriana
>mamono apparently need essence, which is only available from human men, to become stronger
>based on how weak Oriana is, you're betting that she's a virgin or at least hasn't had a fuck in so long that she's depleted her strength
>what you find strange is that essence is easy to acquire for any mamono as a quick glance at Danuki Fresh reveals several brands of bottled spunk that appear to be very popular with mamono
>the fact that she was able to order it but didn't confuses you as all evidence you've found points towards mamono, lilim like Oriana especially, being spunk hungry fiends
>putting that thought aside, you head to the kitchen to make dinner and are shocked when you see Oriana quietly sitting at the table
>she meets your eyes for just a moment before you hear, "You said I had to eat out here once a day so...I'm out here."
>then she looks away before pulling out her own tablet and distracting herself with it
>you can't help but notice a tab whose title you can partially read which confirms your suspicions
>HOW TO SEDUCE A MAN
>she's totally a virgin and you've totally been yoinked from Earth to be used for seduction practice by the lilim
>how a sex demigoddess is a virgin, you have no idea but everything you've seen points to those two possibilities being facts
>you feel annoyed for a moment before throwing that feeling away as you consider the benefits of this new world outweighs the being turned into a tool
>you glance at Oriana out of the corner of your eye as you work on the chicken fried steak and consider that maybe it wouldn't be too bad to let her practice on you
>but then you turn your focus back to the salmon and figure if that's going to happen, she needs to work for it
>as the salmon finishes up and you plate it with the rest of the dinner, you feel her eyes watching you go through the motions
>not wanting to lose an opportunity for rehabilitation, you say, "The Danuki Fresh service is useful but I prefer shopping in person. You should show me where the grocery store is tomorrow."
>she doesn't move but you're positive you could feel her soul itself recoil at the idea of leaving the house and going to the grocery store
>she glances at her tablet, purses her lips and then sets it to the side and quietly starts eating
>the kitchen is silent except for the sounds of utensils scraping against plates and a strange thumping sound
>you look under the table and notice that her tail is thumping rhythmically against her ankle
>when you come back up and look her in the face, you find her face slightly flushed as if embarrassed at your discovery
>a nervous tick of some sort is your best guess
>"If you don't want to show me where it is, that's fine. I'll as-," is all you can get out before she finally speaks
>"I'll take you there tomorrow."
>she's looking you in the eyes now at least so you simply nod in thanks
>you decide to probe for information and silently hope for no overreaction to this next question
>"I was looking up groceries on Danuki Fresh and realized mamono need bottled semen but didn't know what brands you like, which should I buy for you?"
>that question was probably too much, you think, as she spits out water all over herself in shock and stammers incoherently for a moment
>"I DON'T NEED BOTTLED SEMEN," she practically growls at you before hurriedly finishing off her meal, throwing her dishes in the sink and heading out of the kitchen
>"I'm taking a bath, don't bother me again tonight," is the last thing you hear as she turns the corner, her tail twitching from side to side in anger
>best not bring that up again

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>>44938014
my brother that is small time, I pretended to be a herald of the chief god and made a whole order branch that worships clowns and mischief within a week.

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Worship the sand dog

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>>44938185
Meh, I'll worship grape snake instead

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What would you do if a chesh offered you some lemon ice cream?

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Man I wish I had a lolim wife

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>>44938197
Cute snek

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>>44938170
how big is too big?

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>>44938233
Too big?

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>>44938233
"Too" "Big"... I don't think these two words fit in the same sentence, anon.

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>>44938233
big enough for butt-face clothing entrapment

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>>44938185
! !

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ded

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>>44938393
Nature is just settling down for the winter

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>>44938393
Smug Wight, acting like she owns half the Undead Kingdom.

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>>44936161
Looking forward to when this gets coloured in. I love lewd wedding clothes. It's based on the Brazilian Carnival outfits right?

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>>44935576
Wait why ?

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>>44935762
Can be counter with a gasmask, an iron mask, any full face helmet...

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>>44938489
I will NOT fall for fox trickery.
I will NOT follow the glowing blue mote of light.
I will NOT touch fluffy tail.
I will NOT fuck the fox.

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>>44937872
Fuck you Bleu is delicious

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>>44938223
Don't accept it since it's most likely piss and snow

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>>44938680
Wait until the brain parasites in your head hatch, you'll be offering to eat fox hag ass just for the next hit of mofu.

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Don't follow the lights

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>>44931546
sauce?

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>>44937605
Ba da ba ba ba big booty succubuses.

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>>44933456
what a cute bunny, I want to feed her veggies and cuddle her a lot

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>>44933456
Every time I see breasts I care for them less and less.

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>So-called "Free Thinkers" when exposed to mofu for the first time.

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>>44934060
>>44934025
Mimics are for people who like sex in cramped spaces.

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>>44939091
https://files.catbox.moe/yg4ufk.jpg

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>>44936428
my wife is dum batcat, but she's actually pretty intelligent
it's just that she's a dork

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>>44939033
Alp spotted.

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>>44936428
I married her so I'm smart
She married me so she's dumb

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one is a genius
the other's insane

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>>44939275
They're labratory mice
Their genes have been spliced