Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

"Happy meeping"

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>>25695434
Imagine your pregnant Manticore wife giving birth, and out comes this squirming loaf of wet fuzz that looks more monster than human, which crawls around on all 4s, and meeps. Imagine then finding out that's what baby Manticores are, and that your wife used to be that, too.
Now imagine going to HER mother, to look at all her baby pictures, and cooing at them, to her embarrassment.

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Breed sandworms

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>>25695626
No better feeling than being covered in your mofucore daughters as your manticore wife looks at you fondly.

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>>25695651
utterly adorable! Sounds like a really cute story.

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I want to be raped by a lovestruck lamia after she confessed her feelings to me and then not reciprocate her feelings after seeing how immature and emotionally reckless she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer helps me sleep at night
Gazer cooks delicious and healthy food
Gazer encourages me to be active in both my lifestyle and my community
Gazer gives me a lap pillow and headpats after a long day

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>>25695656
Imagine trying to pet all the quick little buggers as they scamper around.

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>>25695702
W-what? What the fuck is all this

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>>25695691
I want it so bad.

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>>25695716
Cyberdemons.

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>>25695686
>Gazer encourages me to be active in both my lifestyle and my community
In other words, lots of sex in and outside the home

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the smug foxes are my favorite

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>>25695729
It sounds cute, but they'd be a really big handful. I wonder what would happen if you told your MG waifu that you didn't want kids yet, because you aren't ready for them

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Monster girls sending cute boys lots of donations!

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I just want a sadistic Kikimora gf

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>>25695716
Boomer automaton AI attempting conversation
>It took her 38 hours 56 minutes and 23 seconds to bypass the anti-bot captcha

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again, lads.

https://pastebin.com/miXZvC0L

Chapter 39 up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695773
mouth slut

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>>25695813
Older automatons have it so hard with all these new LEDs and such and here they are with their CRT faces and old IBM CPUs.

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>>25695773
i want to taste this fox all over

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>>25695813
Lmao

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>>25695760
Hidden sex is great. Public sex really isn't for me though... however...

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>>25695793
Gazer gets more subs regardless

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>>25695794
Does the Russian accent improve her even further too?

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>>25695910
Nothing better than a Gazer with an exhibition fetish.

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Automaton with a CRT TV for a head and the screen has the automaton's face on it

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>>25695793
>Chargeback

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>>25695939
>where are your fingers?
that's right they are in my pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696111
based sylph

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>>25696118
Hot

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>>25696103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GULbtJZryYw

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>>25695793
As a fellow bald guy, ChromeDome is correct.

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Would your automaton get jealous of your kitchen appliances?

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Hug a slug

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>>25696207
you cant fuck a toaster but you can an automaton

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>>25696224
Don't say that too loudly around a gremlin, they take it as a challenge

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>>25696207
I wouldn't think so. A sex robot on the other hand..

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>>25696224
>you cant fuck a toaster

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>>25696253
Automaton-chan's new little sister can not just serve breakfast in bed, she can even make it there!

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>>25696103

[Anonymous No.]

it is the fate of all bug to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25696253
but that would make the toaster into an automaton
>>25696259
Let me rephrase you SHOULDN'T fuck a toaster

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>>25696307
>but that would make the toaster into an automaton
I don't see the problem

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>>25696276
Gremlins sure are crafty if a bit odd I bet holidays are a bit hectic when all her robot daughters come to visit and show her how they managed to get a husband

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>>25696279
It's nice to see that the cyber alien centipede maid is getting more art.

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what makes robot daughterus good?

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>>25696103
Not quite an automaton but https://files.catbox.moe/ewyvmx.png

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>>25696395
They can spot you when you lift heavy and actually catch the weights.

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Is it more rude or worrisome to a monster if you suggest oral, proceed to eat her out, but then not let her suck your dick?

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Is there a list of the most loved stories you have all written? A lot has been written but I don't know what is worth reading. Can someone recommend some well liked stories please?

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>>25696481
I'd do that to an elf

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>>25696481
Would that count as orgasm denial for a monster? Since you are denying her your orgasm

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>>25695794

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>>25696482
Some of my favorites are Manticore and a half, Palmtop Mofucore, and The Little Mofucore That Could. Magus-Anon's isekai story, Great [Monster] Journey, and a few others.

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>>25695836
nice, I should have waited this cliffhanger is gonna kill me

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>>25696554

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>>25696207
Is chapter 6 already translated?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25695626
>https://pastebin.com/53WicVaj
I've gotten back into writing my story of an Orc Harem marrying a human prince. The next part will be the High Orc Princess "talking" with Hilbert's mother to convince her to accept the marriage between four orcs and her son. By talk, I mean that the Princess molests her and turns her into another High Orc while laying out her ultimatum for the Queen's conquered kingdom. I'm starting to think that I should give the High Orc Princess and Great Shaman names. Maybe I could change the name of the fic so I could have a bunch of other short fap-stories where men get caught by monsters (and one who catches a Cockatrice) as part of the fic rather than being a seperate document. The final scene would be where the monsters are having a celebratory orgy.

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>>25696593
Yep

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>>25695626

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>>25696841
Just how powerful are 9 tailed foxes?

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[Anonymous No.]

What a strange adventuring party

[Anonymous No.]

Buff-berries

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>>25697281
Name a better party than this

Sabbath Witch
Elf Ranger
Dwarf Fighter
Incubus Fighter
Ignis Pyromancer

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>>25697299
I'm interested.

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>>25697355
4x lamia dancer.
Mostly for the outfits.

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>>25697388
>that form
I'm thinking of 4 letters

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>>25695773
I want to summon a loli fox to teach me how to be an onmyoji.

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>>25697355
Holstaur Priest
Minotaur Berserker
Hakutaku Mage
Paladin Anon

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Denying a monster sex is considered actual rape to them and you will get arrested for it.

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I want to help whitehorn-san but I have no clue how

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Don't let the overgrown lizards, or any monsters for that matter, know you got an erection

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>>25697766
yeah, the rape with them is pretty terrifying

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>>25697628
Give her baked goods.

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>>25697628
>>25697823
I hear she especially like's banana creampies.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get nice and strong as an adventurer so dragon adventurers have someone to go after that will give them a challenge.

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>>25697628
Wear a traffic cop uniform and help her kindergarten students make it to school

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>>25697355
>Me
>My Waifu
Too easy

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect Maid

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>>25697355
>Weresheep White Mage (conjures fluffy beds of wool, apparently requires anon's warmth to maintain. The more you level this skill the bigger you exp bonus for using it.)
>Kiki Survivalist (does the cooking and hunting to ensure rations remain fresh, plentiful, and insists on feeding you mouth to mouth to ensure you are getting enough calories)
>Kejourou Onmyoji (comes with Kitsune-bi familiars) (I know, I hate pet classes too)(Only ever casts conceal when making camp and is generally a waste of space. Has a cut monster rape scene because of creative differences that resulted in a bunch of dudes leaving to make an indie project that died out after 2 years from a lack of support. Story boards are still there, you know, if you're willing to wade through 5 years worth of forgotten torrents and blatant viruses for a "decompiled" copy only to realize its just incomplete source code that got leaked waaaaay back by the very people that launched the indie project and is also a virus that's essentially just a bitcoin miner they were using to raise funds, god I fucking hate the chinese)
>Milfy Jinko Beserker (An optional recruitment that requires you to go through this meaningless string of side quests that was eventually patched out by fans only to be made incompatible and hard-coded in after an update because (Project lead, Savin: [abriged] "We worked really fucking hard on that story line and you're going to learn every god damn detail about my special snowflake waifu also she gangbangs her cronies because fuck you.")
Anon the dense fighter who's main character arc is developing into an actual black hole that can only be plugged by your massive ego.

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>>25698132
I'll be the best crossing guard even if wintertown has little traffic

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>>25697355

>Abjuration Dark Mage
>Evocation Raiju
>Illusion Anon
>Divination Holstaur
>Obligatory Cleric Succubus


Caster Gang 4 Lyfe

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>>25695836
I hope Anon goes full on Tribes skiing to get away from those filthy sandrakers

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>>25695626

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>>25698494
>you have to pull out your crossing sign when a whitehorn passes you cause that ass is a wide load

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Why are gremlins so cute?

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>>25697620
That's just a lie tanukis and demons make up.
Monsters are legally allowed to rape you if you "click" with them.

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>>25699119
I like the confidence, darkened circles around the eyes and mischief.

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>>25699287
>darkened circles around the eyes
she should sleep more

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>>25699325
penis the overworked engineer to sleep

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>>25699119
Because they know they can rape you at any time with the application of science and technology. Those sleepless eyes are dangerous.

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>>25699915
Delete that and repost it elsewhere. I can see balls.

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>>25698443
Where is the rest of the shog?

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>>25699915
Just use light magic to EMP her shit and then carry her away like the nerd she is.
What do EMPs do to automatons? Make them helpless and horny?

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>>25700003
inside/technically being chaos they can take up as little space as wanting

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>>25699915
I hate that Promestein doesn’t get a proper h scene of her own.

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>>25700117
>inside
So a pslime but shog-kiki?

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>TV turns itself on and lights my room up
Go away ghost-chan I was trying to sleep

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Gazer says to get some sleep

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>>25701138
Gazer can suck my dick

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Monoeyes are my monolove

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>>25701233
That's what she wants, Anon
>>25701274
Exquisite taste, my good man

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Imagine flying with a Manticore and getting terrified from the height.

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>>25701333
>That's what she wants, Anon
So do I

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>>25701333
gazer is multi eye

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Space Wan!

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>>25701473
I'd get stuck adrift in an escape pod with her.

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>"I hope you were paying attention during your training or you may not survive this one, assistant."

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>>25700374
More like shog parasite. Kiki being the shog carrier.

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>>25701728
cute little wings

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>>25701473
Lookin kinda like a Space Channel 5 Wan.

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Sabbath? More like Shittath.

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Kiki always bad, shog always good

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>>25701619
Why not with Commander Gremlin?

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>>25702703
Flat.

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>>25702703
>Ensign Anon, meet your new bunkmate.

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>>25702703
Too small

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>>25702703
>>25702772
I bet her ears wiggle whenever someone starts talking in technobabble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXLxNX4UZc

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>>25695836
Anon getting taken advantage of by monsters AGAIN
At some point he's gonna flip out, it's surprising he hasn't with all that's happened so far. Let's hope he stays strong.
Good chapter!

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>>25702873
The easiest way to make a Gremlin go heart-pupiled is to talk about the Turbo Encabulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

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>>25702898
Technology like this needs to be kept out of Gremlin hands, for everyone's safety.

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>>25702970
It is too late. It was always too late.

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>>25703048
I, for one, welcome our new Gremlin technocratic overlords.

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>>25695652
What, like a dog-breeder?

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>>25703212
Hark! Villainy!

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>>25695836
Thanks

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>>25703212
Man, I need more Monsters wearing long capes, it's doing something for me.

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>>25703469
A cloak is fine too?

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>>25703538
I mean a cloak is alright, as long as she can swish it in a dramatic gesture.

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>>25703538
Cloaks are great.
The provide easy access to everything fun while reaming practical and cool.

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Yo, why the fuck does, like, modern Monster Girl society, why is it so dystopean? Like, men being raped all the time, and shit. I mean, like, I dunno. I get off to it at times, but others I don't think I'd want to live there, with all that Sabbath this, Chief God that, rapey monsters all over. What would happen to humanity? Would it ever be that Monsters could finally birth Incubi? Or would the human race die out from being fucked literally to extinction. Actually, would Incubi count as humans, or as Mamono? Like, Alps are Mamono, and they used to be dudes. Or maybe I should just go to fucking sleep already it's like 3 in the morning.

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>>25703875
Like, it seems a lot darker, then when you first look at it.

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>>25695626
Order Lady who is a Raid Boss

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>>25703875
And why the fuck when I click a post to reply does it not reply to that post and I have to click it again.

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>>25703919
Becomes a Manticore and tails, then marries the young squire boy who she was training. Forgot to solve the captcha what fucking captcha

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>>25703932
Dude either take your fucking meds or kill yourself but stop being a schizo in this thread

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>>25703958
No need to be rude.

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>>25703991
Nobody wants to listen to insane people rambling.

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>>25704012
Understandable.

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>>25704012
I thought that was the kind of stuff abyssal girls were into.

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>>25704012
I want to ask Dr. M. Flayer to help me with my crippling fear of commitment

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>>25703315
If by dog-breeder you mean breeding them doggystyle, then yes

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What kind of hobbies does your girl have?

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>>25704606
Obtaining stuff
Arranging stuff
Rearranging stuff

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>>25704634
Anubus?

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>>25704647
No

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Mindflayers have cute minds

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Gazer got big
https://i.imgur.com/FYSikMl.jpg

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>>25696675

Late reply but I enjoyed this and would appreciate more. Thank you.

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>>25704956
Fat Gazer Tats.

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I need a tall flat maid, tall so she can reach up high and flat so she can get into tight areas

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>>25704606
kendama, rubiks cube, and crosswords

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>>25704606
Puzzles, partying and reading.
Possibly video games if she ever played them.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the limits of demon energy? Humans become what the monster girl wants and the monster girl becomes what the human wants. But can it go so far as to have an egg laying girl into a live birth? Can it turn their personality?

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>>25705576
Evolution can accomplish anything.

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What position should defeated lizard girls be fuck in? Doggy style? Full nelson? Mating press? Missionary position after you offer to marry her?
Asking for a friend. Who I'm paying. That's not actually my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling exceptionally virile today.

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>>25706396
Loser Lizards get anal!

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>>25706396
>Full nelson
Three quarters Gravina
>>25706413
You look exceptionally virginal to be honest

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>>25706506
>calling a fine lady a virgin
Rude! This is not how diplomatic relations are handled!

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>>25706521
please kill yourself

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>>25706538
No. I'm going to fap to orcs.

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>>25706538
Haha you fuckin got him bro. What's your instagram so I can upvote you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25706576
>being this mad
spotted the tourist

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>>25706611
>being this autistic
spotted the euro

[Anonymous No.]

But can your furniture handle the weight of some girls?

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>>25706708
She's significantly lighter than three people sitting on that couch.

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>>25706734
But her scales are totally made from gold!

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>>25706753
That's metal.

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>>25706396
I'd say doggy style, full nelson is for defeated amazons and dark elves.

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>>25706396
Reverse suspended congress

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>>25706896
>Reverse suspended congress
How would that even work? Does she pin you against the wall?

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I wanna be a Hellhound's little spoon! I wanna feel safe in her strong arms! I wanna rest my head against her chest mofu! I wanna feel her warm breath against my ear!

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>>25706954
It's just suspended congress but you're fucking her from the back. I forgot about the thick tail though, so it's better to do regular suspended congress after all.
What you just described is the perfect fit for victorious lizards.

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>>25706954
It's the tag for suspended congress where the girl is facing away from the man

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>>25707047
>when your wife has more chest hair than you
it would be the same for me

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>>25707047
>I wanna be a Hellhound's little spoon
you literally can't get more betacuck than this
start HRT already

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I want to rub a Raiju's head.

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>>25707071
>What you just described is the perfect fit for victorious lizards.
To the victor goes the spoils after all.
I wouldn't mind that at all.

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>>25706396
Face down, ass up or full nelson.

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>>25707047
i want to be the big spoon of a hellhound much bigger than me

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I want to make a Hellhound's tail wag by saying I love her!

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>>25695793

those are some big hound milkers

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>>25707805
I want to hear a Hellhound say she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go on a picnic in one of your screensavers or wallpapers?

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>>25708981
If I could date the universe or cool fantasy landscapes, I would.

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>>25708981
>>25709236
Though I guess one of them is also a cool (heh) pic of Crino. And dating her would probably be a pain.

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>>25708973
Have a girl completely immobilize you and pin you underneath her before repeatedly whispering in your ear that she loves you...is really really good.

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>>25707532
>Face down, ass up
Imagine half pushing down, half headpatting a loli salamander and her instinctually letting out an erotic moan.

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>>25708973
i want to hear that from a heart pupiling hound

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>>25695626
Are elfs monstergirls? Are vampires?

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>>25709544
Imagine underestimating a lolimander so much that she completely wipes the floor with you
>Come to on the ground, with her crouched over you
>Worried about you since you're way weaker than she thought possible
>Pats your head when you look like you're about to cry
>Her claws feels way too warm for a reptile
>Says she'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, for your own safety and as part of her training

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>>25709739
Yes, yes.

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>>25706896
>>25706954
>suspended congress
Stick to letting asians and indians name shit. Stupid autistic retards "suspended congress". I banged a chick in the reverse intubated oration the other day. Shit was cash. I bet you don't even inverted conglomeration.

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>>25709760
monsters gotta be sure to take responsibility

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>>25709947
this is autism

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>>25710076
>Implying doggy or lotus isn't better than some pretentious "suspended congress".
Fucking cowgirl, prone bone, missionary what's wrong with these names?

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>>25709544
If she wagged her tail like a dog I wouldn't be able to help myself.

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>>25709947
>Stick to letting asians and indians name shit.
That's what it's called in Kama Sutra though.

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>>25710163
I know that. Of course I do. Retard.

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>>25710163
Ah yes, the ancient hindi language of "suspended congress" I guess I stand corrected though.

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Cats sleep 15 hours a day

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>>25710135
>Fucking cowgirl, prone bone, missionary what's wrong with these names?
Nothing, and there’s nothing wrong with reversed suspended congress either.

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How would a Kiki react to her master bringing home junk food like McDonalds or food that wasn't made by her?

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>>25710448
Analyse. Replicate. Improve.

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>>25710429
cat naps with an ocelomeh!

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>>25710448
>Kikis take over McDonalds
>Becomes McKikis
>Every order comes with a complementary masterless kiki

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>>25710432
One of these is not like the others Mr. Inverted 0g flipdoodle backwards incubation temporally halted assembly man.

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>>25710448
It's the secret kiki switch signal. She now knows her master doesn't know what's good for him and she needs to take matters into her own hands.
Expect a lot of bondage and spoon feeding

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Would a large gathering of more women/girls be a corruption hotspot?

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one day

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>>25710476
Not gonna lie, I'd probably ask for nothing but home made junk food.
>Home freshly baked buns cut in half, slathered in holstaur butter
>Layered in lettuce and tomato and onion straight from the garden
>Block of local minotaur cheese cut to slices
>Patties made from the ground meat of a demonic bull killed that very day
>Chips fying exactly half an hour after being pulled out of the ground
>Home made ginger beer to go with it
Now I'm hungry.

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>>25710589
Someday,hopefully soon

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>>25710530
>Inverted 0g flipdoodle backwards incubation temporally halted assembly
Is that where you edge an automaton in space with baby making sex?

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>>25710646
Obviously, can't you see I'm using the plainest and most descriptive English to succinctly depict the sex act?

[Anonymous No.]

How would monstergirl gamers fare in the older 2009 Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer lobbies and chat?

>https://youtu.be/4AjyrglP5dE

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>ywn go full murderhobo in MGE
Why even live bros

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>>25707805
>>25708973
Why not both

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>>25710545
I want to tie up a kiki and watch her struggle while eating McDonalds.

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>>25711099
>you're husbando a shit

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>>25710545
God I wish that were me.

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>>25711099
In general, replace squeaky kids and sweaty nerds telling you they fucked your mother with hellhounds telling you they are going to fuck you hard in a raspy voice.

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>>25711099
>Pharaoh princess banned for using her voice to swing games

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>>25708973
>Post sex cuddles with your Hellhound wife
>Just enjoying the afterglow together
>"Hey." She says
>You're slightly taken aback, you and her typically have your post sex cuddles in silence, save for maybe some exasperated breathing
>You turn your head slightly to look back at her, embracing you from being
>"I love you. I feel like I don't tell you that enough, so yeah, I love you."
>Assure her that you know how much she loves you
>Tell her you love her too
>She squeezes you in a bit tighter
>You can hear the rhythmic thumping of her tail wagging against the bed now

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>>25711383
Wouldn't it have more sweaty nerd monsters telling you they fucked your dad?

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>>25711383
I’d 1v1 her if you know what I mean.

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>>25695626

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>>25711441
I’d like this picture a whole lot more if it just said fuck.

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>>25711729
What a weirdo nun haha

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>>25711407
>ban got overturned because her followers threatened to rape the game devs

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>>25711729
Wait what is she transforming into? harpy? griffon? vampire? some chimera?

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>>25711449
Yeah, squeaky lolis and sweaty nerd monsters telling you they fucked your dad and calling each other dykes.

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>>25695836
Good stuff, ily

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>>25711441
That sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25711588
Why do you keep posting this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712051
Maybe he drew it himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712065
wont the food get cold up there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712074
I got it from a drawfag actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712128
Hope you didn't pay for it, that drawfag is still very unhoned

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to creampie your waifu and let your balls be emptied of every drop in the place where it belongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712098
It is quite warm in the solar winds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712176
I keep doing that but my wife won't get pregnant, it's like her body just doesn't want sex for procreation and wants sex because it feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712172
Looks like a crop from drawpile to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712221
both aren't mutually exclusive! Try more times anon!
>>25712176
This but with echidnas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25711407
>>25711813
just mute her lol with a gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712221
You don't have to impregnate her, just cum inside. It IS where cum is supposed to go after being milked from a man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712241
I guessed right, it's the latest one.
http://imgbox.com/OEHSHSBZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712396
Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695836
Fuck off lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712398
What a chill mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want me a chimera so bad
4 wives for the price of 1, all while keeping monogamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712417
Right here!

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/LLcBN8C.jpeg
put toys in your vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713393
butt sluts are best sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713165
I still find the whole red anon thing amusing. Like 8 could have done something original but it had to be just 4chan anon but RED AND EDGY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713114
>"You're like a Chimera, you know?"
>It was something my waifu said once, after quietly watching me for some time. It was the morning after a long night of wild sex.
>I woke up later than usual, completely exhausted. Breakfast was already made, so I just took a seat and started eating. I complemented her on the food, same as always, and was halfway finished when she said that.
>"A Chimera. Do you understand my meaning human?"
>I didn't know how long she had been standing behind me. Her arms reached out, and begin slowly making their way up my body.
>My back, my sides, my chest
>My arms, my shoulders
>The back of my neck
>Drumming along my checks
>She covered my eyes as she drew closer, warm breath teasing my ears
>I felt my heart beating faster
>I dropped the fork and struggled to swallow that last mouthful
>She started giggling in my ear
>"Kiihihi...do you get it?"
>I did not, not that I had any way to convey this thought to her
>I was too nervous, too scared to speak.
Just a weird, bizzare episode of me and my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shotas should dominate more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713825
Bro...the ads

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713825
Shotas should wait a decade or two

[Anonymous No.]

Gib dommy mommy gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713878
Nothing questionable there, just a nice woman helping a boy with his workout. Boy seems clumsy though, spilled yogurt all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714030
Man, I'm totally tripping right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714067
Life has many doors boya

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713420
i love butts and loving butts

[Anonymous No.]

chuuni monster with heavily customized myspace page

[Anonymous No.]

>>25711813
Just another reason why we need more Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

Childhood friend ending up as your wife or you prefer meeting your wife later in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714255
I had a non-blood related step sister I used to take baths with.
I'd rather take a woman who didn't know everything about my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25704606
>Shoggy places a drop of her slime in the figure
>She can control it and move it around like its alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714030
That's an infinite amount of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714030
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
>Now. You're looking at now. Everything that is happening now, is happening now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25707805
I like her custom made lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

would you some fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714255
We're all bitter adults here. If she doesn't come crashing through the window in the next five years or so, we die as virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

You've intruded into the sea queen's domain. She will personally administer your punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714403
>Crashing though the window
or stepping outside a portal,or you fall into a hole,i am sure there are dozens of less painful ways to introduce herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713825
based, incubus shota with a huge cock dominating his wife is a top tier scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714403
My brother met a girl who stepped off a rowboat when he was walking by the beach
Strange things happen my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714440
Lady it's not my fault the diving suit is so fucking heavy it sinks. It's also not my fault that the umbilical snapped so can you please fucking bring me back to the surface before I suffocate in this godforsaken metal coffin. Or, at least give me some oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

So is the horny police a thing in MGC?
If you act too horny while being single you get a one way ticket to cop-pussy town.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/ZpuOkVE.png
i want a bunch of witches to gamble over me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714440
Curse my perversion. I probably did it on purpose. Go ahead lady. Milk me fucking dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714403
>portals open
>monsters fighting over hermit/NEET windows since they all want to be the first to crash through them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714521
Not for me. I haven't been near a woman outside my immediate family for years now, nor do I see any viable way of ever meeting a woman ever again.
>Beach
I too remember the before-times.

I am a man completely devoid of any genuine hope for romance. I continue to live for no other reason than to spite this shitty world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25712597
Post fizeek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714521
>H-hey miss, I see you stepped off a boat. haha, "I'm on a boat!" right? hah. Or, I guess you're not any more.. uhh, so... miss? Where are you going?"

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>>25695836
>crimped together along one side
I have to say. You are very good at using uncommon words in normal sentences without having it come off as forced or trying too hard. The flow of dialogue makes the story read like a novel. It's very comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714904
Actually she started talking to him. She was a dirty hippie, he was a dirty hippie. It was chemistry.
Women are unfathomable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714898

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>>25714982
No, I know dude I was there. I clapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715030
Oh, that was you? Cool, cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715069
I remember it like it was just yesterday, man. I was fishing you see, and the path was kind of just a little ways out of the way. Not massively, you could hear the cars but it turned and tucked itself away into a sort of inlet just out of sight of the road. I always liked it because it was a hint of the wilds but you were still reminded of civilisation. It was miraculous, really, she'd pulled in with her rowboat, off-green dreads beading with spray from the lake, it was a fairly windy day as I recall. I nodded to her politely, but she'd already scared away the fish, so I was more just sitting there doing nothing at this point. Then as she rode the boat onto the bank and was stepping off he just so happened to round the path and boy I tell you, I could taste the chemistry. Though I might have just been smelling dirty hippy.

Still, so nice to see young love bloom though you know, he cracked a joke and a smile and she gave THAT laugh. I couldn't help it, I gave them just a few more moments together before I had to stand up and applaud. Then I packed my stuff and awkwardly shambled off.

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>>25715257
>awkwardly shamble off a boat
>get Sahu'd
Good End

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714440
>master1200
I know they're practically the same image, but posting the master still makes you a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Need some sharkgirls up in this preteen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715358
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715313
best end

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715358
That doesn’t even look like a shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715358

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder if the reason I gravitate towards the more dangerous MGs is because I secretly want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine seeing this cutie on the beach? Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

It's an obvious troll. Report and ignore. Not even the good shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715018

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25715350
Right, I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713666
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715919
What do you think she meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715965
Some rambling about how important it is to seal your asphalt driveway before winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715965
She probably did't mean anything anon. Like one of those fortune cookies that seems deep on the surface, but then you remember it's just a fortune cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714608
All Cops Are Bitches! If they try to detain you, fuck them!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716235
We should totally fucking break into day care places in downtown portland and take some little girls home to fuck before we riot again tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716235
>No pudgy, CC monster cop thats tired and just needs someone to relax and cuddle with.
Hell, I'd do it with the whole precinct if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716235
BORN TO RAPE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Impregnate Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 RAPED COPS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716235
I wish to turn this Cop into a bitch in the back of her car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25706396
Prone Bone

[Anonymous No.]

If Baphomet has the most pleasurable pussy and Ghoul has the most pleasurable mouth, then which MG has the most pleasurable anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717107
My daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717107
>mary sue lolis
>even remotely pleasurable
Now that's a lode of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717141
>part of her body is obscured
I've read enough NTR doujinshis to know where this is going...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717246
Biters normally get the ball gag, but if she's otherwise nice she can get a bone bit gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717290
What if you bite a zombie first?

[Anonymous No.]

angels in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>25714255
The latter, but with some spirit of the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717354
Biters get the ball gag anon, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717469
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717469
What about her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9udw3r9sGg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25706396
What girl needs more lewd pictures more? Salamander or lizard girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717512
No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717412
Grown Men Cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717514
Salamanders seem strictly better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717514
Lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

If you had the opportunity to get isekaied into the monster girl encyclopedia setting would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717534
I was asking how big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717688
Ehhhhh. Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717747
Big enough to be 100% effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717779
What if I want to be 125% effective for repeat offenders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717246
Wouldn't gambeson be pretty damn effective against zombies? Or plate for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717688
Can I pick a different setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717811
Good on you for being proactive!

[Anonymous No.]

you love having sex with foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717849
what would it be then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717888
My own. It's got no lolis and no furries, it's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717843
>Tsundere Wock berating you for cumming too quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717888
onitengu land is pretty ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717885
Yes, but not that one. Too underdeveloped.

>>25717900
Is there maledom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717946
No. Only switches.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42P_iYrthM

[Anonymous No.]

Can any of you kind responsible anons tell me how do you take good care of centaurs and their..."needs"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717943
Care to explain what it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718078
deranged women typically with large breasts and lusty smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25697355
Elf Mage
Elf Priest
Elf Sword Dancer
Elf Ranger
Dark Elf Assassin

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have an image of a bunch of treehoppers anthropomorphized as monster girls? There was a bunch of them lined up, kinda like character designs, and there was an alternate version where they were given little character bios. Been looking for that pic forever and thought maybe some anons here might know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718121
His Wendigos are small but still have that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25710589
What a taillet

[Anonymous No.]

I heard rumors of giant blonde haired, pale skinned women who raid villages alongside the coast and kidnap the men for unknown purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25713165
When will he finish BRHP? Seriously, I want to know who he chooses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718503
They probably eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718072
Same as any other monster girl. Feed them well, provide proper housing, let them go outside to get exercise, help them remain clean, and keep them company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718503
That's just the selkies. They do that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717600
>>25717676
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25718683
No wonder everyone is so scared of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>All single males over the age of 16 are obligated to register for the Government Matchmaking Program within 3 years.
>The Matchmaking Program uses highly advanced magic that will assign every man a suitable wife
>Failure to register within the designated timeframe will result in being investigated and punishments - decided at the discretion of the State Security - which may include but are not limited to: Being registered at the Dark Elf slave market, lifetime service in a Fallen God Temple and reeducation by a Dark Priest
>Volunteering for mindbreak guarantees matchmaking privileges with high level mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
Can I live in what ever demon realm has this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
Being under a cupids boot sounds okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
How about I just hook up with a cute Bicorn or Nurarihyon and give them a "Hit-list" of my top 5 monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25704606
Gardening

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>>25719124
Can I live in whatever demon realm doesn't have this? I mean, Monster Girls are cool and all, but I'd rather not be forced to marry, and at least get to know the mamono first, before I think of doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719274
All pairs are obligated to go on at least one date before they can marry.. In very rare cases when the matches don't work out repeating the process is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719368
Ehh, this isn't really my thing, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25710631
Ah yes, the cunny curtain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719262
En Ingles por favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717911
Not that anon but she's my wife, she would totally do that if she went out of control with her technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25717412
I honestly don't think it would work since they'd always have their ambient music playing softly in the distance all the time. I mean what's she going to say just ignore " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mykw5E7pG44 " off in the distance and that you need to shag the demon?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine living in a third world demon realm where the tap water is mixed with traveling harpy cunny juices, leftover gazer fluid, and slime droppings.
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719611
That's why I don't drink tap water, I only drink the pure distilled cunny juices of my wife and daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
What's this realm's immigration policy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719611
Run it through a Bubble Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719200
>The Immigration Office will accept anyone who agrees to register for The Matchmaking Program
>>25719251
>Please fill-in the desired mamono in the form and remember to also include either a Bicorn or a Nurarihyon.
>Please be aware that harem applications take longer to process
>A Nurarihyon or a Bicorn will arrive at an unspecified time to discuss the matter with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719717
Good Idea, and use the extracted harpy cum, gazer goop, and slime passings as lubricants for sex!

[Anonymous No.]

What are you writing anon? What are you drawing? What are you commissioning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719836
>Writing
A short, updated version of the Rogue Trader rulebook for my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
>Waifu feels like starting shit with the local Lilim
>Signs me up as a single male
>Tips me off
>The two of us plot how to scare off the weaker girls
>Repeat to gain notoriety as a hard target
>Then vanish. Gone in a flash. Like I never even existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone's raving about the recent release of Horizon Zero Dongs
>It's a game about a post apocalyptic world where all the men are gone and hostile human women roam the land
>You play as a young Salamander looking to unravel the mystery and hopefully bring men back to the world

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/MebNRhS.jpg
you'd let fairies drink from the tap right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719945
I thought that a MGE themed horizon would be about fending off dinosaur-girl automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25715350
>>25715806
I don't get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719993
Straws aren't tapered at the end, that'd suck going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720025
maybe they got a special one hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719993
Any monster that even suggests shoving anything down there deserves going thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720097
2western4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720009

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder
If a human woman fights Selene, can she get corrupted into a hiher teired monster by giving the lilim a good fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720097
Why far right angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720097
>only one tail

[Anonymous No.]

how can I attract the scariest monster possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719883
I like how slimes and lamia can adjust to your preferred height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720253
Wouldn't you be if you were drawn like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720253
looks like she got rope burn on her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720253
The far right is always angry
Badum-tiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720149
Thank you and forgive my ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720446
If you find out, please tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0HaTHZyxY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720472
Could be drawn a lot worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720181
That sounds like a shitty thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720446
Go to Craigslist and look through the singles ads for women seeking men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720667
Pretty weird angle for a monster to have as well, since they don't pay much regard to status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720446
Still trying to figure that out myself, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720181
Considering Selene fought a human woman, called her special, and sill turned her into a regular succubuss, no.

[Anonymous No.]

I love dhampirs they are really wonderful I want a vampire to introduce me to one

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the ol sneak into a man's house and rape him in his sleep tactic that succubi use to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720884
Guys started staying up late playing vidya games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720884
Anti-succ windows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720884
There's something humorous about any number of monsters breaking into houses but the vampires and demons are compelled to wait outside for an invitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721009
I wan to have my welcome mat say "vampires welcome please come in"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721009
This is why you have to go out and find them. A vampire can do whatever she want to you if you willingly enter her home by yourself.
Whatever she wants... Whatever she wants...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721194
I hear they've got superb hospitality.

[Anonymous No.]

All vampires are welcome in my home but my place isn't fancy so I doubt any would visit me

[Anonymous No.]

>Win lottery.
>Suddenly have local monster girl nobility swinging by 'just to look'

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721303
If I won I'd donate money to needy undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721009
Old vampire beliefs are weird. One way to escape a vampire is to scatter small things like bunch of little coins or poppy seeds because they have an autistic obsession with counting things, and the vampire will be too busy counting to chase you.
Pocket sand may be useful on monsters, but it's kryptonite to vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721392
Can I help her count them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721392
That seems like a opportune time to mock them with sesame st jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721388
Define needy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721303
>>25721388
>>25721194
>>25721124
>>25721194
Greater undead monster girls are the chad's choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721258

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721449
poor zombies and other undead with just their grave to their name

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721459
cute mask and ruffles on her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721392
>Sesame Street has a more folklore-accurate depiction of vampires than Twilight

This will never cease to amuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721459
Too rich for my blood. The most I'd manage is something as vile and wretched as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721392
Would a vampire dragon collect only coins to count

[Anonymous No.]

>wurmbulance

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722020
what study of medicine would wurms be good at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722020
She doesn't have to make the noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722020
A Wurm carrying an ambulance would be great after a hurricane

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721392
>Vampires
>Oni
>Other things, I'm sure
Why are monsters so autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722048
Healing boo-boos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722048
Orthopedics

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722066
because autism was scary for ancient man so their stories have that as the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722188
Truly sages of great wisdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722188
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722214
autistic women are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722188
How would ancient autism be scary it's just what a caveman stacking rocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722254
were pyramids the work of ancient autisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722254
Because the other cavemen have no idea why caveman chris-chan is acting so bizarrely

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722254
Stacking rocks was used as a form of torture and execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722291
i miss pre tranny cwc

[Anonymous No.]

I want to unfreeze a cavewoman sheriff

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722020
The fastest path to a hospital is a straight line.

[Anonymous No.]

What are monster doctors like? I hate getting shots how would that change with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722313

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

you did buy her lemonade right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722519
>lemonade

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722519
Yes and somehow I'm already up to my eyeballs in debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722606
Piemonade upon request.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722432
Might be similar to the monster doctor series. Although Greila's Sabbath just uses snuggling and sex magic to heal you

[Anonymous No.]

Shark pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723009
big tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723009
Buff and THICK is how it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

SWAT sergeant Anon and his Manticore, Hellhound, Minotaur and Weresheep squadmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723068

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723508

[Anonymous No.]

would very enthusiastically lewd sabbath lolis give you anxiety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25722606
It better not be coon juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723733
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

A mimic disguised as a UFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723983
"I am an adult"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25723983
We all do, Anon. We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get with a Lilim since high tier monsters are a big turn on for me and there's nothing that even comes close to a Lilim in that regard
Do i need to be a hero or someone important to get to be with one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724221
cute halo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724235
What happens if I grab it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724221
So I just realized that Houri looks like a shortsack Kuro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724302
I think it's a cupid with the gloves and leggings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724334
Description says it's a houri.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a flat chested cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724397
but where does she store the milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724397

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724475
too short

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cupids are so nice and lovely they are just so wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724475
i'll stuff this shorty

[Anonymous No.]

Why arent there more maid mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724589
Frilly dresses are excessively difficult to wrangle underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

if a sandwurm flies does that make her an airwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724636
That's a colossus

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724475
>>25724508
>>25724397

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724636
Why are there so many dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724665
tsuncows won't get milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724676
I want an Amphitheater

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>>25724704
She's gonna need a wheelchair due to no legs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If a basilisk smells a raiju, will she die?

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>>25721009
The most dangerous monster combination known to man is a wurm/vampire duo. The wurm breaks through the wall, and lets the vampire in.

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>>25724713
Monstergirls in wheelchairs does something for me they might be the strongest magic casters and could easily walk with magic and I'd still want to protect them

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>>25722020
>getting to the hospital results in more casualties
>hospital starts receiving exponentially more patients as more and more wurms are dispatched

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>>25724800
It would be very painful.

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>>25724221
This is the peak female body

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>>25724676
Why are there so many long snake dragons

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that shortstacks mark men as their husbands by rubbing their chests against his crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724110
No, but becoming one does make it easier.

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>>25724950
because dragon is a made up term and we decided to group many culture's creatures under that one term because of little overlap characteristics

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>>25724713
I imagined a Wyvern Wurm, but I’d love that too. Her throne is everywhere! Let those who underestimate her, be blown away by her mighty wings!

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>>25724774
I FREAKN LOVE SCIENCE

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>>25724774
Cute nerd

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>>25725004

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>>25724960
Oh so that's why she was doing it

[Anonymous No.]

I like elves but what if we gave them horns and wings to go with their knife ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724774
Is she an OctoCat?

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>>25725019
a draph cannot be deterred

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>>25725018
>tfw you will never be married to a gremlin who's machines keep backfiring on her and putting her in lewd situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>25725067
Gonna bully her by not molesting her and fixing her machine

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>>25724676
i'd marry a fae dragon

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>>25725176
what would she be like?

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>>25725128
I would

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>>25725190
somewhere between a cheshire and a fairy

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>>25725190
onahole dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the celestial template doesn't mean a monster girl is less lewd.
It just means they hide it better.

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>>25724950
Because they're based off of real snakes, usually. It's theorized that the mythical basilisk is just based off of word-of-mouth corruptions of stories about cobras in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have over 7ft tall stacked and ripped Dark Valkyrie that insists on following you everywhere you go and accidentally intimidating cashiers whenever you go buy something while she keeps an oblivious smile

[Anonymous No.]

So a month ago I wrote the gardner, some people wanted a part 2 so here you fellas go.
https://pastebin.com/LiZhpEak
(Part 1 below)
https://pastebin.com/kKDRw5YE

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>>25725428
Neat

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>flashgitzg makes a reference to monster musume
Well that was kind of random

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>>25725190
*clink*

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>>25725239
>onahole dragon
That's all of them though!

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>>25725242
>celestial template
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25725632
Now with stretching.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that horses can be extremely dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick up lines that'd work on a bicorn
>You're almost as hot as your friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25725741
Anon you have to waifu the Unicorn or Bicorn first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724686
tsundairy

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>>25725741
If I had to go with a horse, I'd prefer a Bicorn. My perversion is far too rampant to be covered by a single girl.

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>>25725938
>When the tsuncow wants you to milk her engorged breasts but doesn't want to embarrass herself in front of her rough and tumble minotaur cousins.

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>>25725428
That was a nice story, anon.

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>>25725486
Hope you enjoy.
>>25726072
Thanks for for reading and the kind words.

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>>25725938
I want her to force me to milk her but not cause she likes me or anything g-gosh ba baka

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>>25725269

Misty became a monster girl? Nice...

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters get very upset and pissed when you don't have sex with them. Just saying, they don't take it lightly.

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>>25717946

Tamamo can upgrade herself into a superior mature mofu form. She's a clever girl

[Anonymous No.]

I got a new mouse and now I'm wondering how monsters would manage to use computers

[Anonymous No.]

>Please stand clear of the closing jaws
>BING-BONG!

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming a (US) teaspoon of semen contains 25 calories, mamono would need to drink about 30 (US) tablespoons of semen to get their daily nutritional value!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726514
Would a sandworm let people who aren't her husband inside her if it was part of her job? Does her husband just chill out in the back while she works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726585
Doubtful. They'd probably go with some sort of saddle or harness across her back.

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters will lovingly bully me?

[Anonymous No.]

How are Yetis so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726569
For sandworms, that would mean you have to pump out 25000 gallons of semen so she can get her daily nutritional value!
What a big hungry girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726666
cheshire cat

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>>25726666
Nice quads, I think a dark elf will give you what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726477
Clearly gremlins build them custom controls or fancy rich ones just hire automatons to be their computers

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>>25726776
>rich ones just hire automatons to be their computers
>Rich shitposter has her automaton download wojacks onto herself so she can always post bait in human boy threads without getting up

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>>25726869
multi arms are always top tier more hands to hold and hug with

[Anonymous No.]

>>25716283

I love crazy boatfox eyes

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>>25714255

Marrying your childhood friend sounds the best. You would have the deepest bonds possible

[Anonymous No.]

new t-shirt loli

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>>25727107
A "daddy's girl" tshirt dhampir seems fitting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25726873
someone needs to rescue that automaton

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>>25727199
Why is she in google maps?!

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>>25726668
They must be absolute shit. It's the only explanation why a pathetic worm like myself—who can scarcely make it through the workday without craving the gentle and loving embrace of a woman—sees now appeal whatsoever in these supposed masters of hugging.

They are plain. They are boring. They have nothing going for them.

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>>25727107
Who draws these?

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>>25727365
lmao me

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>>25727107
How does she feel about walks?

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>>25726869
God damnit, Karasu does good work. Him and KC are easily my favorite MG artists. I wish KC would get a bit more monstrous in some of the designs also multi-arms. I want to be hugged and teased and prodded and poked and caressed all at once.

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>>25727107
Oh I'll definitely let her sip something, but it's not gonna be blood. It's gonna come straight from my lower horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25727199
This is incredibly cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25727107
I love these.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Hellhound wife!

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>>25718065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWLof0Crhg
>two kitsune talk about the Nintendo Switch and their favorite tofu

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>>25707701
You sir are a man of exquisite taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
Can I just live in black&yellow lamia land instead of the Lilim Dystopia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25727695
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25721459
>Supreme Phantom 1U
>
>
>
>
>Creature - Spirit Waifu
>
>Flying
>
>Other Spirits in your harem get +1/+1.
>
>A queen's charisma does not vanish when the heart stops beating.
>
>1/3

[Anonymous No.]

I want to treat a loli monster's clit like a piece of tasty chewing gum!

[Anonymous No.]

MOON RABBITS ARE JUST USELESS, ONLY GOOD FOR THEIR SEX APPEAL.

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>>25725018
Most smug Gremlin yet, she looks like she's about to blow Anon's mind with advanced magitech.

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>>25707701
>Hellhound wife tells you she had a bad day
>Asks if you can be big spoon tonight
>You happily agree
>When bed time rolls around you try to figure out the logistics of how to be big spoon of somebody so much bigger than you
>Become like a little backpack as you lay behind her, scratching her ears

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>>25728172
The best ones are the ones that're subtle jokes/references that have both aspects of their species and pedophilia

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Your worst nightmare happens, and your dog monsterized into a cu sith (and I mean the profile furry kind, not pic related).

How long do you manage to hold her off before she successfully pounces on you?
Or do you think you could pawn her off on someone else before that happens?

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>>25728717
I don't have a dog.

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>>25728754
Then the question prompt doesn't apply to you. Though if you have a cat, I guess it could apply in relation to cait siths.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that around this time everyone thought the portals would open, or Elves would enslave Humanity.

Instead, we got Monkeys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzZPPSTlsE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25728777
I don't have a cat.
Also, my worst nightmare is getting ripped apart by a gorilla.

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I had a dream where I was in a mountainous region. At first I was with a bunch of people but we got into an argument and I decided to go down the mountain and up another one while everyone else kept going up the first one.
Then I saw a lynx and a weasel growling at each other but I gave them dog food and they became friends.
Then I found a cairn of some kind with a cave inside it and there was a Mummy and we had the sex.
Anyone have any idea what this dream means?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to regularly remind your MG how cute she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25729221
Priscilla doesn't put out

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>>25729221
What happened in 2013 and 2015?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25729288
shota shortage means there werent enough shotas to make cakes try to look cute

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Alraune wife but we've run into a small hitch in our marriage. She recently installed one of those produce aisle mist sprinklers over our bed and I keep waking up to a cold dew. Is there a way I could sleep more comfortably in my moist circumstances?

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>>25729575
wrapped completely in her petals

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Some people say it's a bad idea to have your Jabberwock wife eat a raging mushroom and then down a 40 of doppleganger potion. These people are cowards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25729970
>When you share your /d/-tier fetishes with a jabberwock and she complains that you're so vanilla

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>>25729288
Foxes are strange creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think monster girls would feel about the "monsters" of our myths? Dracula, wolf man, Frankenstein, slender man, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

I figure the reason fairies can take dicks bigger than their bodies is I figure it is because they lack many of the bones you would expect from a humanish figure. Birds fly because have very, very light bones. Fairies have bones but mostly their form is given by ultra light cartilage with bones.

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>>25730151
>Jiiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>Captured by monster girl
>Her first words to you are "how many kids do you want?"

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>>25730187
I want to see her reaction when I tell her I'm absolutely terrified by the prospect of having kids and that I'd rather die than become a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25730181
I want to kiss her cute face

[Anonymous No.]

why are elves so forward about sex? do they have no standards? no dignity?

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>>25730336
Elves think of humans as animals and bestiality is basically just masturbation and nothing to be ashamed of

[Anonymous No.]

>the Goddess of Death does not actually want anyone to truly die despite that being her entire job
>and the Goddess of War does not actually want anyone to be hurt in wars, thus defeating much of the purpose of war

I know MGE is a porn setting and all, but you'd think gods whose entire domains and reasons to exist are being threatened by what the new Demon Lord's paradigm represents would have reason to side against her? Unlike the benevolent sea goddess who would rather embrace the life-bringing role of water or the love goddess who stands to benefit immensely from a world where everyone is effectively praying to her at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find artist I want to commission
>Write out an entire commission and is ready to send
>Double check their commissions again
>I misread and their commissions are closed
God damn it all! I just wanted some hot salamander action.

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>>25730386
I bet the Goddess of Sneed has a big rack.

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>>25729991
A Jabberwock is so degenerate, she sees the entirety of /d/ and /trash/ as plain vanilla.

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>>25730572
Here you go

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>>25730386
Yeah, there are points of the world building that really don't make sense at all. But in the end, I think it comes down to KC wanting a hugbox and he's gonna make it a hog box no matter how little it would make sense.

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>>25730386
>and the Goddess of War does not actually want anyone to be hurt in wars, thus defeating much of the purpose of war
You could argue that she just wants to see two sides clashing over something, rather than the bloodshed itself. By making sure nobody actually dies or get seriously hurt, people won't be so horrified by wars, thus potentially increasing their frequency.
Why bother with some boring diplomacy, when you can just smash your opponent on the battlefield and later smash him in the bed.
No risk all fun, basically.

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>>25730792
>War without bloodsheed over a certain goal
That just sounds like sport.

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>>25730836
[Spoiler] Exactly [/spoiler]

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>>25730836
Reminds me of Dog Days where conflicts between countries are settled with athletic games

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>>25730836
Mix of both, actually. The difference is that with sports it's it's something mutually agreed with usually no major political consequences, while you don't really have a choice when a lim announces she's going to liberate your populace from the shackles of their humanity. Of course here the aggressor absolutely doesn't want to kill anybody, unlike in traditional wars.

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>>25730836
She's a huge fan of G Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25695836

I love this series man. Keep up the good work.

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>>25730385
>bestiality is nothing to be ashamed of
God damn elves

[Anonymous No.]

A halfling is still a whole woman.

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>>25732110
They are nature's thots, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732291
Halfling, I need your strongest potions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732291
All Halflings do all day is eat and fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25730187
>tell her how many
>"What? I didn't ask for your phone number..."

[Anonymous No.]

zzz

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know it's technically an ice age now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732738
I'd let an Akaname lick inside of my mouth

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>>25732416
Interesting. And where might one encounter these charming potato folk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25733820
The Shire?

[Anonymous No.]

Hump
The
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>25733924
GremlinMaps isn't helping me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25728806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD5eCmJk4Bk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4GdvvNHy8

[Anonymous No.]

>>25733965
I want for a hellhound to let me hump her and have her suppress her to be on top just to make me feel happy/good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732339
Human men are nature's thots

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734215
I want to be treated as such!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a borderline yandere shoggoth.
They sound like really nice girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734263
>I want to be treated as such!
That implies being used by multiple monsters a day, with your opinion not counting at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734320
I didn't choose da Orc life. Da Orc life chose me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25728806
Mine is red hot metal

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monsters would best fit in a zipangu sabbath?

Also I want to help runya runya write her novels and eventually make some nonfiction romantic novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25727107
Would "Just a sip" like a play on just the tip be funnier?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>25734957
Foxes are obvious. Also add Unagi-Joro, Kejourou, and Ittan-momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25727107
I want to forcibly cuddle with a vampire loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734957
Crow Tengu, Kitsune, and Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734957
You could just list all the species and it'd be fine.
Raiju are particularly well fit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732416
>Six meals a day
>Good ale
>Good smoke
>Cozier living than with dwarves
>None of the elvish pretentiousness
>Strong, cute half-your-height wife who keeps a sword with her apron

They really are perfect.

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>>25735120

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>>25735302
This could be a fude for all I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734957
How has no one said Oni yet.

>>25735184
Ehh, I think loli Ushi-Oni or Omukade might be more difficult to work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735376
loli raiju!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735376
Small spiders and big spiders are super cute. It's the medium spiders that are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735302
I'm gonna cuddle and love her but I won't fuck her until she grows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735376
https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735442
I was going to say the problem there is that small spiders eventually become medium spiders, but I suppose that’s not really a problem for the Sabbath, huh.

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>>25734450

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>>25734957
Inari and Kejourou are the most obvious members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735448

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>>25734957
>>25735566
better question, what KIND of sabbath is a zipangu sabbath?

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>>25735694
I want a undead bicorn So I can have a undead harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25732110
we fuck taurs so we're pretty much partially involved in that stuff too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735302
She looks like an unattractive dork! Perfect for warm and cozy impregnation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735534
Orcs are obliged to have free human cock for the way we treated them in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735607
Shinto Sabbath?
Research area is heavily into pre-prepared magic (especially ofuda) with empowered effects or temporary enchantments.
The attitude is much more calm and relaxed than most Sabbaths. If you’re looking for life at a gentler pace, theirs is a good choice. Behavior is a bit more restrained than average for Sabbaths, but behind every formal bow or fan-obscured face is a subtle move to stoke the flames of desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735834
>ywn be a suave handsome incubus fucking a socially awkward monster nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735856
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735586
>>25735781
>>25735302
based undead loving chads
>>25735972
>ywn be a handsome incubus

[Anonymous No.]

Fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736084
That guy is totally into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25720695
>Live in a monster-friendly city
>Decide to beat off
>Open an incognito tab so no adblock
>Misclick and press one of those "Horny lonely CC's in your area" ads
>Exit out immediately
>Five minutes later you hear a knock at the door
I think I would take the gamble and open it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736208
Do they have any ads for lonely undeads?

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>>25735881
>The attitude is much more calm and relaxed than most Sabbaths. If you’re looking for life at a gentler pace, theirs is a good choice. Behavior is a bit more restrained than average for Sabbaths, but behind every formal bow or fan-obscured face is a subtle move to stoke the flames of desire.
To be honest that is what I already imagine from a non-Sabbath Kejourou too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736403
*non-Sabbath loli Kejourou
Forgot a word of critical information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736208
too much makeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736262
I can Imagine some semi-autistic neet vampire or lich making an online ad because she refuses to actually go out and talk to men

[Anonymous No.]

HADUKEN!

[Anonymous No.]

You have been deported to Druella's concentration camp to be assigned at the prison court where hundreds of men are lined up and monitored by very powerful demon army members until further instructions.
You are fortunate enough to not get raped for passive disobedience to your superiors so you will be put into hard manual labor to help fortify the glorious demon realm regime's prosperous land.
In actuality, it's all a scheme to keep pushing you until you break get punished with rape so you can get a very powerful waifu that no ordinary free human man can get. Those dragons, hellhounds, and manticores will finally have a chance to get a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25730386
That's pretty easy.
Hel is the Goddess of Life and Death. As such, living as undead fits her perfectly.
And "Goddess of War" doesn't really fit. To quote "The neutral "God of Fighting, Ares" ", fighting is the domain, not war. More fighting is done if there are no war casualties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736606
Hard manual labor is so much better than living in a society. By the time I break the only woman they'll be able to throw at me will be an Aberration of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736523
dumb dog never played street fighter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736606
>Lilim dystopia poster again
You know you might get more responses if you weren't posting the exact same thing in every single thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736678
love the lightening fox's reaction, very moe

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736484
>lich making an online ad because she refuses to actually go out and talk to men
I wonder how she'd react when you arrive at her tower and just tell her "I saw your ad"

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been following for a few months. Any new cute monster girls? Also, I really really like demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736832
Remain stoic on the outside but spill her spaghetti internally

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736484
>Wanted :1 lab assistant
>good pay I promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736934

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>>25736958
She should work up to an ad like that. Start with something small, like
>Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is NOT a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview Undead Kingdom 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737031
What a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737031
nothing like a little opium to cool the nerves

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736484
>>25736832
>>25736986
Is it bad if this is pretty much 100% how I imagined me meeting my waifu?
She doesn’t even have the Lich excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737144

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737214
Oh snap

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737239

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737239
Nanananananana

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736606
I'll take the Manticore but only if we can cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737031
If I wasn't so against smoke in general a Wonderworm would be a top-tier girl for me, it's a shame I was born with a sense of smell so strong that I would have to reject one outright.

[Anonymous No.]

i really want to be captured and milked by a shorted automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737444
This but a shortstack Manticore so I can tease her about her height and call her cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737409
I dislike drugs and the smell of tobacco as well but they would be pretty fun if mamanofied. Kiserus make me diamonds as well.

I wonder what would happen if you gave a monster/incubus normal narcotics, would it have any effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737409
Oh, that's not smoke, that's just steam from the steamed clams we'll be having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737521
Smug shortstack nurari is so good. Best headwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737521
>kiseru
So that's what that's called. I keep forgetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737544
Nurarihyon has a top-tier design and overall aesthetic. Still don't like harems though

[Anonymous No.]

Becoming a mage's husband is very likely to result in shotafication

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737604
What about one additional wife? I at the least would like to have a kiki maid wife along with the nurari wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737521
I'm mostly saying it because the moment I smell it my body goes with a automated response in trying to block any more of it from entering my nostrils.
Mamanofied or not, that's just not going to work out.

>>25737532
As much as I would like to join in on the meme, I'm afraid that excuse wouldn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737621
A portable mana source

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737621
Untrue and racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737639
>I at the least would like to have a kiki maid wife
One or two other wives wouldn't be that bad. I would go with a Kejourou to match with Nuri's Zipangu theme.
Speaking of, I'm curious as to what a westernized Nurarihyon and japanified kiki would look like respectively

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737763
>westernized Nurarihyon and japanified kiki
That's a pretty good combo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a gremlin near a dormant automaton causing her to reactivate and join us in sex and marriage

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible that there would ever be a threat to the MGE world so great that it causes the Demon Lord and Chief God to (temporarily) team up? It would make for an interesting concept in Demon Realm tv shows. Having an episode with a genuine threat to break up the usual easygoing nature of the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737621
Sounds like something worth a avoiding at all costs

[Anonymous No.]

Abnormally hot body means a warmer mouth, breath, pussy, tits, and ass. The kisses and sex are more pleasurable and erotic!

Fire element based girls are that much better based on that fact alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737884
>A avoiding
Shoulda known better than to phonepost

[Anonymous No.]

>>25734957
An extremely confused Ushi-Oni who wandered in one day and everyone is too afraid to tell her to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737929
>lonely Ushi Oni attempts to adopt all of them, even though most are older than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25737869
The Chief God is just a Tsundere Saturday Cartoon villain by this point, so there definitely could be situations like these.
Though considering the nature of the setting it would probably turn out just fine whenever it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738055
Can we talk about how bad "chief god" is as a term.
Why not call them the Lord/assign a name to them.
Like "She who rules above all others"

Chief god sounds like a cop in a movie who asks the buddy cop duo for their badges and their guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736606
I reject your dystopia and substitute my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738226
The Chief God does hand out Hero status to people, which may as well be a badge and a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738300
>The Chief God does hand out Hero status to people, which may as well be a badge and a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738300
The opposite would fun also, with a anubis putting a salamander and her prickly devil partner on babysitting duty for failing to protect a satyr alcohol shipment meant for the lilim mayor.

Babysitting duty would be getting transferred to the sabbath precinct for the next month, where they find a conspiracy...

This summer the mamomo remake of kindergarden cop, (working title subject to change)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736084
>awww yis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25736084
I thought it was a cool detail that her tail looked like a Victorian dress than I realized it was. You can see her foot poking out at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

i'm weak to gremlin inventions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738591
I'm weak to gremlins themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738654
i'm even weaker to them if a gremlin is hovering her ass over my face

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Gremlin Time?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738814
>Wish for make-out session
>Wish for blowjob
>Wish for her hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>Order nun in the early stages of corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>Extremely powerful single male hero
>Puts on a disguise and joins demon realm colosseum tournaments
>Pulls a Musashi and wins with a wooden practice sword and then immediately leaves without warning
>Wears a different disguise each time to conceal his identity
>Earns the ire of blueballed mg fighters everywhere
The hero would bite off more than he can chew and get wifed eventually of course but it would be funny in the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738982
I fucking love nuns and their outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738982
>>25739043
Okay but this is a monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739102
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739102
dark priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25738814
I wish to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739129
These aren’t even *lves. It’s just “wow hot a what danbooru”

>>25739168
Are downgraded succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

Blade juggler succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739102
>>25739233
But automatons are monster girls aren't they?
She's actually an android from a Korean mobile game called Last Origin. It's basically Azur Lane with even less shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739307
EN when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739288
MTG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739418
yes, I forget the name of the card but it's a Rakdos juggler from Ravnica.

[Anonymous No.]

Ropu sabbath must be really degenerate.
>You're on all fours with your cock knotted into kobold familiar facing the other side while on all fours while you're licking clean the Ropu Sabbath witch's cunny like a dog

[Anonymous No.]

EXPLOSIONS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/55420306/illustrations
Don't know how many koikatsu users are lurking but this guy has a bunch of public cards. Dragon, Gremin and High Orc included along with a few alt versions of girls that already had cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25725018
It looks very nice, anon! Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune DID is the best. In addition to having her feminine assets enhanced, you can play with her mofu and there's nothing she can do about it not that she would want to anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25739418
That artist draw monstergirls based on MTG cards from time to time

Have a halo hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741026
Those ropes are way too loose anon, bad form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741170
>when you forgot your pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741180
Then show me how to properly secure mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741187
>can't corrupt Baneslayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741026
Goddamn, look at the size of those milk bags.
You could put as many kits into her as you want, and she would still have enough to feed them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741221
Like so:
https://imgbox.com/1Revbjih

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughter is having a sleepover party with her friends at your house, what are the rules for the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741538
No boys. I don't want an orgy in my house that I'm not involved with.
Be in bed by 12.
Don't take any potions that the zombies lich mom offers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741538
No anal beads until she learns that they are NOT for deepthroating.

Oh yeah, and no feeding the gremlins after midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741671
>No anal beads until she learns that they are NOT for deepthroating.
That's so fucking hot though.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you satisfy the sexual needs of a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741921
Don't worry about it. Try your best for as long as you can, and then just relax and let her take care of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741921
You only need to put effort if she likes when you struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741538
Don't break anything, and don't get debilitatingly horny. Otherwise I trust my daughteru and her friends, they're pretty responsible girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741187
corrupting the heavenly host and women of the cloth is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>Like THICK monster girls
>Neurotic about staying in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25742083
Nothing wrong with that, at most it's unusual to see a fit dude with a thicc monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Alraune wife, but we've run into a small hitch in our marriage. I tend to a community garden on weekends and my wife comes along sometimes, but whenever I start watering the plants and checking their leaves she freaks out. She'll turn red, call me a slut, wrap me up in vines, and carry me home. Is there some way to prove my faithfulness to my Alraune wife?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25742204
You're a caretaker in a local day care center, that can't be hard to explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25742361
Oni / Kitsune mix...

My god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25742122
Well, it would be nice to have some soft wife/wives to go out with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25741262
>angel too angry to be corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't want to be raped just remind the monster about social distancing. They will have to stop and leave your personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743570
>implying that'll stop monstergirls with long tongues or tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

big fox boat got bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743588
SOCIAL. DISTANCING. No body touchings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743649
Ghosts won't be stopped by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743649
If her body is 6 feet away then it’s fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743663
Ghosts don't carry germs anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743347
i want to lift that meaty tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743663
it's A-OK if your level of distance is that of life and death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743663
>Ghosts won't be stopped by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743570
They'll just rape you anyways. Nothing can stop you from being raped, even being neutral about them can't stop them. You'd have to be completely against mingling with them to stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743663
>>25743674
>>25743681
>>25743702
>>25743715
How would the Ghost Busters deal with a monster girl invasion anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Are onaholes banned from the demon realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743855
they can't stop everybody from busting in ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743804
>completely against mingling
Try again sweaty. If you act like a tryhard edgelord, that will just make MGs want you more. You become a hard target, and more valuable because of it. Everyone will be asking "Who's that awesome and unmatched mamono that will finally land Mr. Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743860
only if they are owned by non-mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743871
Busting makes me feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743804
Just be strong enough to defend yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Please, stop Ms. Demon, a boss shouldn't force the only man in the workplace to do lewd favors for her. This is wrong! My penis is begging for sex, my mind is denying your sex, but my heart is on the fence about what I want, please don't hurt me in my private place with yours, i'm not ready!

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of TV shows would be popular with the undead? The Munsters? The Addams Family? Horror movies?

Actually a better question would be what changes would happen if the portals opened?

We Americans are heading into election season how would that change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743886
>>25744105
God damn it, I just want Druella as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744277
>the only man in the workplace
Did no other man apply for a job there? The company is just asking for a discrimination lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743886
Anons who stay in the corner at a royal ball instead of dancing are usually the first to get raped by the monstergirls there

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743855
They would have the unfortunate effect of turning ghost into masochists with all their busting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744311
I want to see election campaigns and debates by/for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744360
Men are too afraid to apply at mamono-run businesses because of ultra high-rates of sexual assault so they become streamers, investors, artists, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744376
Lilims a shit, Pharaohs a shit, Apophis are Ok but I want automaton overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744467
automatons are the most fair rulers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744561

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744467
Skynet chan will keep you safe.

Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744399
>streamers
That's how you get creepy mamono stalkers, not a good idea unless you wear a mask at all times and stream from behind 10 proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744369
Imagine thinking you're extremely unpopular with girls and then get gangraped,
>>25744399
MGC should still do parity programs, it can't be good if the only male working there gets all the attention, and not just for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744467
I can accept it if an Automaton treats me as her personal property and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744311
Promises for more husbands I bet. Since everything revolves around mana economics would be replaced with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744369
>It was the night of the royal ball
>Sir Anon, lauded for his many feats of strength and bravado, was invited as a guest of honor
>At least that's what it said on the royal summons
>In truth, Anon hardly viewed himself as anything special or heroic, much less as someone deserving the title of Sir
>Of course, he couldn't ignore a royal summons. So he put on his best pair of clothes and headed off
>At all times after arrival, he seemed to be swarmed by all manner of noblewomen shamelessly seeking his hand in marriage
>Some were more subtle, merely asking him simple questions, treating him as a feast for the eyes and hoping he would do the same to them in turn
>All the attention was suffocating. And isolating. Not a single person at the ball saw his as anything less then a piece of meat.
>As the night truly began to drag on, and the band cued up yet another waltz, Anon finally succeeded in slipping out a window for some fresh air
>It was there, out on the dimly lit balcony, away from the crowds, where he met her.
>An outcast. A cursed, dark shadow that had no place in the spotlight. But rather than lament her fate, she saw fit to simply mock and ridicule
>Who were these others, to call themselves special for no reason at all?
>She smiled upon seeing Anon. At last, someone else who understood how ridiculous these so-called nobles truly were.
>She reached out her hand
>"These fools can choke on their traditions. If a woman asks a man to dance, instead of the other way around, then perhaps..."
>Anon looked at the outstretched hand before him, cracking a small smile of his own before taking it with sudden gusto
>"Kyehehehehe... perhaps this night may bear witness to something worthwhile after all?"

[Anonymous No.]

how can I make a manticore cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745118
Onions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745118
Act disgusted instead of scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745118
Act kuudere while getting tailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744467
You say that but then they start automatizing the other girls.
Do you want a cyberdragon with plasma breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745196
>Do you want a cyberdragon with plasma breath?
Sounds awesome, sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745210
But they'll put arrogance inhibitors on her and she won't have scales, just metal plating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745339
>arrogance inhibitors
Wurms are probably my favorite dragons and they're not arrogant.
>she won't have scales, just metal plating
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, but metal scales would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745371
To be fair, they wouldn't stick that on a wurm.
If anything they'd probably give her mineral sensors and some increased processing power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745480
Smarter Mechawurm is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745564
>You feel vibrations from deep below...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745564
>Hey Anon, did you know I found a small silver vein under your house worth approximately $250m if extracted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745699
Under being miles deep right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745118
Cut her tail off
She'll either have to figure out some other way to rape with her pussy or not rape at all
Or well, I'm sure you all know what the other option is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745828
>No but don't worry, we'll have it extracted in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745828
balls deep.

[Anonymous No.]

No, bad Anubis! No "Awoooing~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746046
I want to host an awoooing competition to hear an awoo from every monster and winner gets to date anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746064
>they all tie for first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745898
Fool, now it's free to act on its own

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745898
She grows a new tail? And the tail grows a new body

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746180
He still achieved his goal. The Manticore will cry when the tail hogs up Anon's dick without her.

[Anonymous No.]

How fucked would you be if a wight in scary lady-armor riding a zombie wyvern declared that she'll capture you as her prisoner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746064
that gave me an idea, what if there was a king or emperor that hosted gladitorial tornaments with fights between monster girls on an arena where the first monster to give up or be knocked out would loose the fight and the monster girl that won the tournament would be given the right to choose one of the slaves as a husband, that sort of event is something i would pay money to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
not even scared at all, undead monster girls are my favorite thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25710429
cats will sleep with you 15 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
Depends. If I can see that she's a beautiful woman, it'll be scarousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719836
A story about a teacher who gets blackmailed by one of his students after she catches him "spying" on her rival in the girl's locker room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25725538
>"get back into fire peach!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745669
I've got a negative pavlovian response to those words

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no atlach‐nacha gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25724442
in her balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746621
she looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744311
They’re going to just gush over Gomez and Mortica Addams

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746765
I'd cosplay as Gomez for a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746704
I really need to start writing stories some day, all the girls I like best have few stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744311
Monsters wouldn't be allowed to vote in several states as the constitution doesn't explicitly state non-humans have the right to vote.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746209
The tail parasitizes poor Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
Can I date the zombie wyvern?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746621
What if I neutralize her venom, but then yell at her to shut the fuck up when she's being nice to me?

[Chapter Master Gregor Dessian No.]

>>25746298
The conversation would probably go like
Wight:Greetings human I have come to take you as a hus-
Me:yes
Wight:You didn't even let me finish
Me:yes
Wight:why are...
Me:yes
Wight:......
Me:yes
Wight:wow that was easier than expected

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna be accidentally maimed by a monster

[Anonymous No.]

why do some slimes wear clothes it's not like they need to cover themselves up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747141
She thinks you're a slut, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747058
They just want nutrition! And they aren't hurting anyone, slimes are good girls I promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747414
She's not one bit bothered her boss wants to capture a random slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747186
Then she will bite you with her venom.
Or sulk and go work the web for a couple of weeks.
Definetly not cry.
She's an ancient horror hundreds if not thousands of years old and used to eat humans prior to the new mamomo lord.
She won't cry this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747462
The wight is paying her bones so she's gotta comply. Also she pities her boss for her poor decisions anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747186
that's rude man you gotta be nice to cuties like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747412
for clothed sex fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747412
They are fond of mimicry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747547
I can't take a compliment, it's better if she'll just keep insulting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747608
but they aren't mimics they are slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747412
Slimes are very smart and know clothing looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747628
Look
>>25747474
You are gonna make her cry dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747706
I can apologize to her, but I still don't want praise from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>adopt young kitsune girl
>turns out she was 1000 years old all along

these god damned tricksters can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747982
It's so much easier when you want an old fox in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747982
lolibaba foxes better be good at footjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748069
>old fox with saggy beef flaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
Tell her she'll never take me alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25747412
even slimes like to dress up sometimes. Some Nureonago are big into cosplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

the first thing i would do with a monster is make her masturbate over me with a crystal clear dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748501
Especially good if she's a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748295
This

Go for the swamp witch instead

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be princess carried by a big strong hotdog!

[Anonymous No.]

How do monstergirls cosplay as non-monster characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748866
polymorph or whatever spell they can use for basic disguises, but it totally fails if they get horny because their husband is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748760
pepper puppers are good girls and i want one to rape me into the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748760
I wouldn't mind a strongfat hellhound to hangout with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748866
they do the cosplay of how the character would look as that monster

[Anonymous No.]

Would a hellhound get mad if I used her eyeflames to roast marshmallows or light cigars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749321
I get the feeling she wouldn't be impressed but would still let it happen. One would likely allow her kids to do it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749321
I don't think so. I want to start a gourmet restaurant with my Hellhound wife and daughters where all the food is cooked on or in their bodies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
What kind of prisoner, like a golden cage or an iron one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25743855
>>25743871
>>25743902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw

Seriously, this came to NOBODY's mind when they were asking this question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749475
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749389
>sit down at a fancy restaurant
>anon is in the back putting eggs into his daughterus' cunnies to cook them
delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749533
Everyone assumes it's all 'ooohs' and 'ahhhhs' like in Ghostbusters, but then it turns into The Entity.

I'd even be happy with My Lovely Ghost Kana

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749475

We should probably do it another 20 times just to be safe. We don't want such a cute snek being disappointed by a false positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749611
Say what you want about KDF, but the man is an erotic genius.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to swing by the local monster bar if even just to get a burger so you can say hi to the younger mino waitresses while their mom whips up some good food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749683
What happens if I order a milkshake for desert, do they make it fresh or is it that store bought garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749702
Freshly made.
50/50 chance of it coming from a holst cousin or one of the waitresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749683
I hope the bar has a pool table I want to show off my skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749787
Of course, although Jub Jub flu restrictions mean only half are open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749723
If I specify a flavor can I narrow down the girls? Maybe I should mention how thick I like my milkshakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749683
I'd like to dine out, but sometimes the daughters want something easy like Wendi's or pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749941
You could probably get the girl you want with the right selection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749787
enjoy trying to beat the salamander queen of the pool cue

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750021
salamanders exist to be overcome

[Anonymous No.]

Working with monster girls in an office setting would be a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750167
They'll leave you alone once you get hitched. Except for when they start bugging you, asking about how the married life is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750167
i wanna work with a sahu on border patrol

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750167
I wouldn't mind doing secretarial work at the ministry of breaking. You get to be doted on by extremists and see all the feel good stories of corruption at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Help I'm an absolute coward and scared of everything undead, how do I become brave so I can go to my zombie waifu's family reunion without hiding in the car till picture time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750425
Imagine everyone in their underwear. Works with public speaking so it should work here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744658
What if you just prerecord your streams and say thanks for the support every so often. If you cover your mouth and leave the audio empty on the recording, you could even live dub in some comments to react to chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744700
>thinking you're extremely unpopular with girls and then get gangraped
I wonder what this anon’s internal monologue is?
>”Oh god, who put them up to this? Where’s the hidden camera? They’re going to move to kiss me then drop me on the floor before running away shouting MON•STAR HIPHOP”

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745210
>>25745196
>plasma breath
Don’t you mean EVULUSHAN BAASTO

[Anonymous No.]

>no older rich fox sugar mama to spoil you and call you "boya..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750167
I was going to post a link here to a mashup of Space Monkey Mafia by Neil Cicierega and the Office theme, but I can’t find the channel anymore. It was NielCicieregaMusic, an intentional misspelling as it had edits of his songs. I think it got taken down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25744369
>anons who stay in the corner
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25745194
i want to be kuu tailed while being kuu

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750701
Now I have a boner and I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746046

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748760
Hellhounds are for combat!

[Anonymous No.]

Mice did this! Mice are responsible for 2020!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751453
Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751453
So this is what the police are like in the Undead Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25750862
>I wonder what this anon’s internal monologue is?
>I wish I was home playing video games
>The moaning is too loud
>My dick hurts
>I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751919
The all new hit series, Zombie Coppu!

[Anonymous No.]

Being a male teacher in MGC would be a hard job.
Very, very 'hard'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25752225
Please don't stand so close to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25752225
How do I reach these kids?

[Anonymous No.]

Geez, I go to sleep and wake up to how there's rape everywhere and there's nothing that can be done. Can't I just settle with an easy-going werecat or succ and not get raped?

[Anonymous No.]

Be the knight guy that lizards finger themselves too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25752336
Play baseball with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>going out on a date with a monoeye and telling her that your name is "Nobody"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25752633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGZDKuDl3jc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751453
That corpse is bloated

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749389
>Hosting a barbecue with your Hellhound wife
>People start showing up
>Try to fire up the barbecue
>It's out of propane
>Cook your juicy steaks on your wife's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751897
Seconding this, can't reverse search that image for shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25753437
Yeah Twitter is really cancerous for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25751897
https://twitter.com/minamiaomori

[Anonymous No.]

>>25753656
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I need prim and proper nonlewd undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25753800
Grab a headless horseman then. They're real sticklers for the rules and propriety

[Anonymous No.]

>>25752548
>Be rather famous adventuring knight
>Mostly just been lucky, but still quite a bit of skill
>Passing by a lizard village
>Everyone is very friendly to you
>VERY friendly
>Get the usual challenges from them
>As you walk around town you go into the general store
>You find some pictures of you
>Quite a few actually
>Some of them quiet lewd
>Want to ask the store keeper
>She's not at the counter
>You hear something from behind a door
>Open it up
>See the lizard store keeper on her bed, knuckle deep in her pussy
>Holding a picture of you
>Turns out those pictures have been selling rather well
>You have a feeling you won't be leaving this village
>And the very naked and very horny lizard in front of you is going to make sure that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25753913
Her head is made for kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25754442
You gotta make out with her head while her body hugs you from behind

[Anonymous No.]

Pachy: the little dino that knew how to use her head.

[Anonymous No.]

Let sleeping dragons lie

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls masturbating to pictures of their husband/BF is something I find surprisingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

HDoom would be the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25756704
And that's a good thing.
I wouldn't mind most games being like a porn-version of the normal game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25756835
I'd have coomed so much to porn souls and cumborne I'd have died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25756704
I bet MGC would have ridiculous censorship laws for games like Germany used to have.
You buy some nuDoom and all demons are replaced by sexy mamono, all blood and gore is removed and instead you just knock them out.
The extended game over scenes would make up for it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25756704
As long as the gameplay is unchanged, I wouldn't mind having alternate MG versions of games.
It'd certainly spice up my next playthrough of RE4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25746298
Not at all, my co-adventuring sidekick is a bald faceless aged dude who I keep to take care of annoying thots in our way.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757355
The master of the art of the gentle turn down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757355
Bald fat men are old hat anon, thin creep is the new thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757650
Wubwubwub

[Anonymous No.]

>No soft/strongfat monster wife.
I want them, be they P'orc or something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758050
I want to be dragged into a p'orcs breeding pen and then gently raped until I can defeat her and we can get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758184
Go for the alternate win condition.
Way till she's tired/spent and then keep on thrusting.
If you can get her to ahego you'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25735073
gib that succor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758244
>P'orc kidnaps anon after defeating him
>Takes him to her "breeding pen" (Aka, private room)
>Fucks him
>Fuck him some more
>He doesn't get tierd
>He keeps fucking the p'orc
>And keeps fucking her
>All sense is fucked out of her and she surrenders to his D
>The high p'orc says that anon did indeed win due to this
>Anon now have a very loving p'orc wife that's a bit of a switch
I like p'orcs alot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758462
They're great girls.
Queens of the mooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757827
marriage scrubcrab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758535
i could never a p'orc, only a h'orc.

[Anonymous No.]

Boring, smelly, farm animals. Pick something more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758731
Dollarhams

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758462
>I like p'orcs alot.
Give me five p'orcs. I'll turn them into submissive breeding sows in no time

[Chapter Master Gregor Dessian No.]

>>25750425
>scared of undead
So you are scared of the best type of monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758891
>Chapter Master
/tg/ please go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758922
I forgot to change the name, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758749
Don't get ahead of yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758922
What would be the punishment for undercover HFYfags in demon realm ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25758856
I hear you.
A quintet of pregnant, soft sows is the best in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759318
Slime time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759425
I want to MG police to arrest me for being single and being unhappy about it but also not trying to solve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25748295
old ladies can have massive tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749413
a diamond cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757827
if she likes cleaning, I bet she enjoys cleaning out smegma

[Anonymous No.]

>>25757650
good night anon and now good morning anon? what's next for this thread?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759772
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good
morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning
to be good on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759851
That turned out formatted very oddly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759851
it can be good if it stays fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759318
what is a HFYfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760234
Humanity Fuck Yeah, a branch of (fan)fiction where humanity is the best/dominant, very popular on /tg/.
Obviously it doesn't mix very well monster girls, can lead to A-tier cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760361
I see, very based but I assume it might became really cringe if it is not done correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25719124
I want to be conscripted to the demon army and be a hardworking demon officer's dutiful assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>25749319
That is actually a really smart idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>25753988
Sounds like heaven. An entire town of MERE lizards waiting to be impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to be fond of centaurs. I admit it's partly because of the gigantic boobs they tend to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760420
It's cheap guilty pleasure/wank fuel for 90 IQ mutts with a literary background of 4 comic books so no, it isn't very based. You do behave and read like the target audience though, so no surprise here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25759414
Throwing me into a slime bath seems like the sort of shit my waifu'd pull on a regular basis. Just toss me into a big vat of slime, specially designed to just milk me and collect the extract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760420
ALL HAIL THE MAN-KING OF MANKIND!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760897
I see you are not a fan of it, I never read one of those fics to be honest, I just got into the monster girl threads because of the /tg/ thread a few days ago so yes I am a 40k fan and yes I am a HFYfag
>>25761002
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761182
>I just got into the monster girl threads because of the /tg/ thread a few days ago
It shows. Lurk more and quit with the off topic images, fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761182
Lurk more, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

All noble couples should be good friends with a doppleganger couple! Dopples make fantastic friends for your wife's shopping trips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761182
From another 40kfag: lurk more and stop being annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760361
>a branch of (fan)fiction where humanity is the best/dominant
I bet Umi-Oshi would make up a major part of this community

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760861
Centorea's design and personality is pretty underrated
I blame the way Crab portrays centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25760361
Not just dominant but as cringe as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761365
Oh dear god

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761365
Elves

>>25761383
That's her mother though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761370
Just because they're easily bullyable subs doesn't mean they worship the ground men walk on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761216
>newfag
only to /jp/ and the monster girl threads, I have been in this site for years mostly on /pol/ and /b/ and ocasionally /tg/ and /biz/
>>25761222
checked, here is your (you) fren
>>25761323
I see, you have a point I should lurk more and glow less

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761370
The stories would be popular among submissive MGs (and Dhampirs of course) most likely, on the other hand HFYfags themselves would be a prime target for aggressive and dominant ones
>Humanity Fuck Yeah? how about Fuck Humanity Yeah? *shattering pelvis noises*

Better have a good VPN if you're going to talk shit about mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761465
>only to /jp/ and the monster girl threads
Then you probably got a very twisted version of monster girls which is nothing like the actual settings.
>/pol/ and /b/ and ocasionally /tg/ and /biz/
How horrifying, it's like a list of every kind of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761465
Yo as someone who gets that path. Your better off not mentioning it. Just show your love for sexy cute monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761749
ok I guess
>>25761736
>Then you probably got a very twisted version of monster girls which is nothing like the actual settings
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761436
>That's her mother though
To be fair her mother is also a top tier girl. Something about her hairstyle is boner inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761437
I meant like a less cringe HFY, like Umi-Oshi village gets raided by lonely pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761570
>Better have a good VPN if you're going to talk shit about mamono
Social media would so much more tolerable with monstergirls. Instead of obnoxious celebrity hottakes it would just be MG's showing off their interests, husbands, themselves(if single), etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761890
>To be fair her mother is also a top tier girl.
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761975
>Social media would so much more tolerable with monstergirls
I wonder what it would look like with an Apophis and Pharaoh arguing online

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761890
I love Monsters that speak all old timey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25761975
Wine twitter is full of Satyros showing off fresh new kinda of wine, and noble undead uncorking thousand year vintages