/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44289208
Fix your stupid face first, you miserable cretin.

Well shit. I leave for five minutes and look what happens.
Stop replying to the braindead morons.
All of them.
>Mick
>The fucker that keeps complaining about Court Alf
>The fucker that keeps complaining about Chaos
>Anyone that shits on KC
That last one is a very good indicator of guaranteed trolling/shitposting.
Just tell them to either chill out or fuck off. And then never reply to them again. They are all too angry to listen to reason. They just stick around waiting for a reply until so they can continue their stupid argument.
It will not end until one of you breaks the cycle.

Is it weird I see myself as the horny one in the relationship? I really can't imagine my waifu being super horny. She's always either comfy or smug.
She's either teasing me to get me more horny, or telling me to relax and be less horny.

I love Gazer so much.

>>43316240
As a failsafe against enemy Gazers and other troublemakers (foxes, succubi, annoyingly smug doms), I have been conditioned by Gazer to oppose incoming mental attacks with extreme prejudice.

Our relationship is simple
>I put my trust in her
>She vows not to betray that trust
Only lowly vermin would break such a vow. Her pride as a Gazer won't allow it.

I cannot speak to the nutritional value of Gazer goop, but I will mention the benefits of Gazer headpats on improving the luster and sheen of hair. Skincare applications also exist.
For the more adventurous, I recommend a massage where she walks on your back. Her levitation abilities lend themselves to applying just the right amounts of pressure to improve circulation and relieve tension all over the body.
This is just the beginning of the various health benefits of a relationship with Gazer-chan.

>>39905363
I don't know where the money comes from, but it keeps coming.

>>38310381
>Goo Boobs
I am coining the word, Goobs.

Rise and shine, worm

Heh

>>36543195
I don't understand. Are you calling Gazer fat? Did your mother not teach you manners? Are you one of those pathetic humans with mommy issues?

>>36039705
MeidoKEKS getting uppity

>>35611190
>Play against Gazer in fighting game
>You are trying your best
>She is reading a book, using her stalks to watch the screen and handling the controller with her feet
>You take the L
She mumbles something about what her feet could manage on your joystick.

Later, Gazer is climbing through the rankings online while you are fucking her

>All these fools discussing love in such a way

Y'all keep asking how it tastes
You should be asking how it feels against bare skin

>>34932621
First focus on fake Gazer lovers.

Thinking about the goo again?

>You're cute when you're calm
>But you're even cuter in a panic
>Tonight, I want to hear you scream

>>34210929
>"I don't need your groveling"
>"But I'll gladly take your pathetic moans"
She'd probably say something like that. She knows I do it in purpose, though, so she might...deny me.

>>34157798
Care to try it for yourself, worm?

>>33593859
>Curious Case