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hololive
I no longer fucking hate this bitch
Early Kaichou
Aqua is black.
Ahoy!
Imagine not hating this bitch.
Your yubisHand them over
https://streamable.com/3rs1nk
>>24356000*back.
https://youtu.be/xFrE5q5zJQU
>>24355994do you like this bitch, or is it just neutral?
>>24356001Ahoy!!
I missed replying to it in the last thread, so to the guy who edited the mikoboat song over lolicatgirls, I salute you sir, you reminded me that I should check /f/ every now and then while it's still alive.
pecko
3 threads died
i said:aqua>>24356011>https://streamable.com/3rs1nk
How is it even possible for Marine to radiate such intense spinster energy. She surely isn't the oldest in hololive.
Coco made the most money despite everyone and their mom knowing who she is IRLHow did she do it?
>>24356017Probably 20+ days old 2hu threads with 3 replies each.
>>24350474>>24355985Any rejecting?
>THREE threadsCome on.
>>24356011love this autistic jewess>>24356020whats wrong with this post
https://streamable.com/yxl48rplease listen to my daughter!
>>24356024That's the biggest reason though
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1274892652253609984Watame?
You guys seem to love the 5ch anti/fanthread's opinions of you, so here's one for today.>I don't want to put words in foreigners mouths but I'm pretty sure they're all Unicorns.>If they weren't some of Lulu's popularity would spread to the other Nijis>If you look at 4chan's /jp/ you'd understand, all the japanese content that's popular is about women.Translators note: コーン is short for Unicorn, and Unicorn is slang for guys that only watch women(that aren't involved with men). Because Unicorns only appear before virgins. Geddit?Are they right, /jp/?
Love, butt, salamander feet.
>>24356007i fucking hate the clip where she is singing on a boatit made me curious about hololive and now i can't get out of this hellhole
>>24356033stop using streamable i can't download from it!!!
>https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1274892652253609984I must protect Watame
>>24356031Our worst IIRC was 5
>>24356036Homos are shilled fucking hard here though
>>24356036astelbro exists to disprove this
>>24356014Thanks.
Why does no one love Choco...
>>24356043Try youtube-dl, works for me.
>>24356049she has the personality of a brick
>>24356042It is the best clip and never fails to put a smile on my face.
kaoru ecchihttps://twitter.com/tsukishitakaoru/status/1274895335374983168?s=19
>>24356036nah. idolfags get made fun of and holostars are talked about frequently.
>>24356036How did this faggot not see all the homo posting?
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1274895073235267584No schedule yet, but Okayu's busy tonight. Possible guerrilla if she finishes whatever she's doing early.
>>24356024>>24356027I ask this as a Cocofag.Why are Cocofags like this? numberwhores
>>24356055Bricks are sturdy and reliable!
>>24356042I see the same Miko trap got someone elseSTAY HOMU
>>24356043how should I share it?I want everyone to see her!even you!
>>24356036For the majority but Rikka 3D thread proves there's a lot of star support and a fuck ton of raiders
>>24356036There's definitely some here, specially that pekora shit poster. But people, for the most part, seems level headed enough to know that they have no chance with the girls.
>>24356040that would be a great costume for noel
>>24356036Bunch of nerds on 5ch are calling us rapid idolfags. Really?
>>24356064a single brick is useless except for throwing through a window
I can't wait to watch Aqua today!
>>24356036How the fuck is this garbage talking after Kaoru and Nijishit yesterday?
Best girls
I will marry Coco!
>>24356036are they wrong?
>>24356008*dark as the African night.
>>24356067catbox.moe so i can just dl instead of going to the source code
>>24356067catbox
>>24356036>all the japanese content that's popular is about womenAre these retards implying they're any different
>>24356015>reflection in the glasses isn't a giant bald fat old NTR protagonist
>>24356083t.kanatayou will make it as a pet at best
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>>24356036Someone should tell him about the origin of the watame-kaoru-coco art which leads to the Watame bash weeks ago.
>>24356036Based. Fuck homos
>>24356084Yes, save for a few dedicated autists, this thread is mostly fine with both male and females chuubas.
>>24356036well im not gay so why would i watch a dudeLOL>>24356075our girl :3
>>24356036Can you tell him that we all think he's a cuck?
>>24356036>getting smacktalked by 5ch of all places >about idolshitIsn't this where the most elite hiki-NEETs of Japan gather? How can we be more awful than that?
>>24356011>When Aki chan is no longer Aki chanMAN FUCK THIS GUY ! why he always got something negative to say? i'll be in my winery
>>24356039unf
>>24356098I wanna brush her upper teeth
So assuming it's true that Coco made about 17.5 million yen this month and she keeps half because 30% goes to YouTube and 20% to Cover, she's made about $83k this month? Or am I converting it the numbers wrong here?
>>24356098You have higher chances of getting the job than suisei
>>24356098THE FRIED OF HOLOLIVE
>>24356105YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
https://files.catbox.moe/jn41hh.webmcringe dude... cringe......
>>24356115
>>24356036>If you look at 4chan's /jp/ you'd understand, all the japanese content that's popular is about women.are they referring /hlg/ or /jp/ in general? Because they are right if u look at it. Just check /jp/ catalog
>>24356075I want Okayu to fuck Aqua in a 3D collab as Shion watches.
>>24355798Man I used to supacha Luna all the time and watch her streams every single night and enjoy hearing her reaction to my supachats and her cute English "tank you" when i occasionally sent an English one and one time she even thanked me for my continuous support... Now I am working again and can't watch her streams anymore... It sucks man... I miss her...
>>24356098i would like 1 juicy karaage namba 1
What happened to NND raiding reddit?
>>24356106Fine is one thing, but a majority only really watch the girls and give passing support to the guys. I watch them ocassionally and always put them up on Jetri
>>24356036>If they weren't some of Lulu's popularity would spread to the other NijisSo that's about 2434 then, who cares lol. We /hlg/ here.
Towa's dead.https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274894569469952005
>>24356135
>>24356036I do..I dont want to put words in for. Forigner. Fornig....YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Love Azkihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzygAKsIqk0
>>24356036>If you look at 4chan's /jp/ you'd understand, all the japanese content that's popular is about women.Are they referring to /hlg/ or /jp/ in general?
>>24356137They're too lazy to translate it to ENG.
>>24356083Based wholesome ritual poster
>ValorantTowa...
Towasama...https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274894569469952005
>>24356011>>24356111As a half-elf, she's going to outlive us all. From the human perspective, Aki is eternal.
Why does Korone get seiso outfits while Okayu gets some weird half-lewd belly revealing outfit?
>>24356087>>24356088https://files.catbox.moe/l7uddc.mp4here you go, enjoy
a-antisbros??
Quick! You just sneaked through security during a fan meeting and you're face to face with your favorite Hololive. Also for some reason your least favorite is there too! You've got about 10 seconds alone with them before your gaijin ass is thrown out of the country forever.What do you do?
>>2435612035% after cover get their cut and before taxes
>>24356144The probsbly see our Lu*uposting and Don't realize it's for meido summons too
>>24356063Because of Antis Coco made fun of her reclining all the time despite her doing a great job and hardworking.
>>24356075I need more holos wearing other holos' clothes and/or smelling them.
>>24356125Imagine being some strayan cunt and you hear the japanese neighbor girl through the walls, screeching and wailing about how cute she is in engrish. Its like she's asking to get glassed.
>>24356135Dude she's a vapid materialistic 30 year old cunt with a sugar daddy...
>>24356150Why are you on /jp/ then tourist?
I miss Green Rushia already.She fit the green cutting board shaped hole in Hololive.
Post the clip where Aqua says she's going to stop drinking so much soda and then immediately cracks open another soda
>>24356135I hope you can catch her streams more dudeI think the nintendo stuff hit her plans quite hard other than the piano streamsShe was in the middle of playing Skyward Sword
>>24356166antis can't take down the beyblade boy.
>>24356167Lick her armpits
>>24356148Towa no...
>>24356175Because I watch Hololive? What kind of stupid question is that
>>24356063Tell that to pekofags and koronefags that barking about numbers all the time
Why is Miko so cute
>>24356166I believe in my bro Kaoru and his fans.
>>24356166This is so retarded for a 500 viewer stream
>>24356148>>24356159Towa...
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274898421166469120?s=20alright who the frick is spreading the wuflu around hololiveis it peko? she's been sniffing and stuff for months now
>>24356166I hope he flirts hard with her
>>24355986>>24355996>>24356004>ywn wake up Coco with a morning Paizuri
>>24356062She's surely going to Cover HQ to pick up her game loicense... right?
*sniff*
>>24356192Explain please.
>>24356125https://vocaroo.com/oWRXKG8tgmq
>>24356195It's not wuflu, it's morning sickness.
>>24356203Just usual niji antis mad
>>24356202a-always r-reply
>>24356058Why??????????
What type of job do you think each would have if hololive wasn't a thing?
>>24356179Yeah her piano streams are relaxing and cute and I watch the archives often and a lot of her recent collabs with potatrio. It's just not the same when it isn't live... Also fuck Nintendo man... Luna is probably my favorite gamer in Hololive, up there with Okayu and Subaru... Hope to see her play again....
>>24356201She's going to shoot up Nintendo.
>>24356170Makes sense.
>>24356202peko is a superspreaderif she kills a good hololive im gonna be so mad
>>24356195No because shes been sniffing for YEARS before HL was a thing. Sora sounded pretty sick before and during her 3DLive, don't think it was the 'rona though or she would probably be too fatigued for it
>>24356203Some antis and nijis are seething because this girl is collbaing with crossdressing man.
Imagine how those spats seal in the flavour...
>>24356036They're at the opposite conclusion of what we're like. How useless.
>>24356216But why exactly, just because of the collab itself? That would be way too retarded
>>24356169That's still $58600. And she gets to fuck Suisei and Kanata daily.
>>24356195>>24356035Same thing?
I wonder how Aqua's clothes would smell after a Ring Fit stream...
Both Watame and Towa got sick?
Noel surely loves her assets when she retweets fan art like this.
>>24356241She does those streams naked.
>>24356236she loses an extra half of it to trump-sama though
>>24356125She's cringy yes but she is having fun and being cute so I don't mind it
>>24356166>Kaigaianiki are all idolfags>Nijishits : NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COLLAB WITH MALE HOLO
>>24356233I don't know, I don't try to understand autists. Might be because of malexfemale collab, holoxniji collab, who the fuck knows.
>>24356233it's because Kaoru talks to a bunch of vtubers like a slut, and he's going to be collabing with a niji girl that actually does have idolfags.
>>24356222Holy... Fuck... Stop... Typing... Like... This... You... Fucking... Retard...
>>24356245
>>24356234We probably have more anons that speak Japanese than they do English, even though they have so many more users.
>>24356213Mommy Towa...
>>24356105>Fuck homosThat's exactly what the girls do, though.
>>24356233Antis know kaoru is too chad too even care about it so they attack the collab partner instead
>>24356036>according to 5chpecor will ban your homing pigeon ass
>>24356220Hostess, prostitute, JAV idol.
>>24356258Towabros...
>>24356202
>>24356258Anon...
>>24356202Pekochads can’t keep getting away with it bros...
>>24356250That post may have been posted by one of our JSLs, but either way they may think 4chan represents the greater western Hololive ideology when we're really a minority.
>>24356011
>>24356169Why do you keep quoting this number as if it's fact? Nobody knows how much cover takes.
>>243560365ch is dai baka nipponjin
>>24356241probably like fish sauce... oh my...
>>24356266>ywn earfuck the fox
>>24356223Even better.
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274892627284905984bros I actually fucking love her what do I do
>>24356258Anonchama...
why falseflag as pekofans? what did she ever do to you?
>>24356274Anon, you realize there are more Holos then just Miko right?
Time marches onward towards her return
>>24356075>Aqua will never wear your clothes leaving her scent on them It's getting harder everyday bros...
>>24356285Girls so far have said 30%-50% after google cut on stream so they must have individual contracts
>>24356258>not being an ellipses anonanon...
>>24356277Hearty kek
>>24356296Obsessively loving your idol is not healthy anon
>>24356282We are probably the biggest core fanbase for hololive in the west.
>>24356296Support her
Marine's senchous
>>24356200Delete this...
>>24356036What if it's the same for us and we think they're a bunch of autistic unicorns when they're actually just like us and have a couple autists/shitposters?
>>24356296https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274899659928952832
Please give Towa a listen and support her lots in this thread, too!Acapella:https://youtu.be/sDoI0mmDdBI?t=2905Covers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkXnXiWMRrY&
>>24356277lmao
Haven't been on for two days? Did I miss anything big other than games back on the menu?
>>24356300Yes, actually not so different than what they're doing right now.
>>24356258Towa...
>>24356296What a whore
Aquas a dumb bitch couldn't even get her scooter license LOL
>>24356299Pekora has so many smug faces, just ignore the sperg.
>>24356125Wait a minute, why does this sound like it's some remake of gangnam style?
>>24356313Those are some massive cannons
>>24356305The only source I've ever seen is Haato saying she gets 50% of Superchats after all cuts, which would be 30% YouTube cut and ~30% Cover cut, what's the source on 30%?
>>24356036>Men are attracted to women>Women are attracted to men>Industry has more male fans than females>Therefore content involving women are more popular than the inverseWOAHHHH nips just blew my brain up! How have I not come to this conclusion before?
>>24356318It's true, people like to paint enemies, but it's more like a few ants.
>>24356319She's a saint.
>>24356284If this means people who wouldn't read Yeats get a little culture from something besides expiring konbini food, I'm all for it.
>>24356285She said 35% in her birthday supacha thanking stream yesterday.
>>24356296>>24356319
>>24356301aqua is my future wife...
>>24356310That's a nice joke. We have 250 IPs in any given thread. Not everyone posts in every thread so let's be generous and bump that number to 400ish unique posters. Let's add lurkers just for fun and set that number to 600. /r/Hololive alone has 25k members.
What do you think is each holo's signature game? It could be their favorite game, or one they've played a lot, or keep going back to, or had a particularly defining stream with. My picks:Suisei - Tetris 99Miko - GTA VHaato - Getting Over It?Choco - ARKAqua - APEX, or maybe Smash?Pekora - Metal Gear series?Kanata - Shinymas?Coco - ARK?Artia - Overwatch
>>24356277took me a while to notice the difference
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1274876170673119232?s=21
>>24356323Yeah, some anon killed a person and posted a picture of it.
>>24356296go crazy with a boxcutter at a train station, like all worthless idol-neets do faggot
>>24356335kys, Aqua is gone and will never return.
>>24356336It's that perfect human song.
>>24356266Only matsuri and fubuki
>>24356192A-ANTI ANTI DA !
Anons, only virgins get mad at being called virgins.Are you a virgin for real, anon?
>>24356371On stage.
wtf who's spreading corona at the hq
>>24356260I've been listening to Noel's Roommate's ear cleaning ASMR lately and I didn't expect to smile as hard as I did every time she whispered 'I love you' in English in my ear. Am I too far gone? Or am I still okay as long as I don't akasupa?
Defile and ravage Tenshi.
This is me and my wife
>>24356313bullying her womb...
>>24356125to be honest I'll take this over the original
>>24356377This is 4chan banner for a reason nerd.
utattemita collab when
>>24356320Never gets old.
>>24356296https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274295460941803522?s=09Do as she says and support Holostars.
uuuhhh BASED?https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274899659928952832
>Apex>getting over itis this all japanese girls know
Haato's translations...
>>24356377I am, but I consider it a compliment.
>>24356371and the IDs will when they visit Japan.
>>24356379pekora
>>24356357Coco's Yakuza or ARK
>>24356234Oh? How bout this older take then?>Poster 1 is talking about posting some racist thing a niji said on 4chan(context: as revenge for NND wanting to translate and post shit on reddit)>Poster 2 says that on 4chan you just get more popular the more racist you are
>>24356399I once had a japanese woman come up to me asking for directions, but it was very hard to figure out where she wanted to go because she just kept shouting "GETTING OVER IT" at me.
>>24356357I'd pick Super Bunny Man for Haato
>>24356036Assuming he doesn't know English and merely glanced at some Hololive threads, he'd probably see almost nothing but pictures of the girls, largely because there aren't really too many images of the Holobros to post.
>>24356356Yet with their numbers they get less than a tenth of the posts.
>>24356394>collab
>>24356349I'm pretty sure she didn't.
hey guys, i finally proposed and...he said yes! im inviting you all to the wedding
>>24356370>googled it>RADIO FISH Accused of Ripping Off PSYWell I guess I'm right about it being similar to gangnam style.
>>24356401HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIENDNO WAY NO WAYI THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
>>24356411BasedThey know us so well
>>24356422You're married to an android?
>puts indogs in their place live on stream>acknowledges the holostars' existence>had Korone slide into her DMs and made out with Rushia on twitter>happily shakes her tits around for her fansIs she... /oursquirrel/?
>>24356357Coco is Yakuza.Aqua is Minecraft.Subaru is that weiner game.
>>24356401Ever heard the full version of doyathing? That's how Haachama is evolving right now
>>24356377
YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSIAH
>>24356401That broken censorship will never not make me laugh
>>24356377People don't lose it by 17? That's sad.
>>24356411Not really. You just get laughed at and called a /pol/tard.
>>24356411that was already posted thoughharu...
>>24356036>I don't want to put words in foreigners mouths but I'm pretty sure they're all Unicorns.That's not what that says, it says he thnks we're Unicorns but just don't actually say it outloudThe rest looks fineAlso how do we know you didn't just post this yourself, someone was doing that before, posting over there and then screencapping his own shit
>>24356220>Mel, Choco, NoelContinue their lewd asmr/voice acting gigs>Marine, Mio, Fubuki, Korone, OkayuFat pencil pushers>Aki, Ayame, TowaHouse wife>Haato, Subaru, Shion, TowaSexually harassed secretary at big corp.>Suisei, Matsuri, Sora, AzkiTrying and failing to be 3DPD idols.>Flare, CocoIndependent content creator/streamer>Pekora, Kanata, Watame, Rushia, LunaGoes to Nijisanji>MikoConsidering suicide
>>24356430YEAAAHHHHH
>>24356401Literally what the fuck is Haachama thinking right now
>>24356430>acknowledges the holostars' existenceno
>>24356430Yes she is... our dumb tree rat
>>24356036>I think that foreigners are all idol fags but, don't want to admit it.> If they weren't Nijisanji should be more popular beyond Lulu> If you observe 4chan /jp/, you'd understand that all Japanese medias popular there are about women
>>24356430>massive social autist in collabsSounds like it!
>>24356178https://youtu.be/98cqzrpVr-c?t=37Aqua is too adorable.
How the fuck do OCchads make shit so quick and so good. I'm fucking struggling with making a funny Towa edit fuck.
>>24356357Coco has many yakuza fanart than ARK
>>24356429engaged, anon, not married yet
>>24356422Gay marriage isn't allowed in Japan nor the US you felon
>>24356451Not much probably
>>24356434imagine the smell...
>>24356440What happened?
>>24356377Not true, an insult is an insult. If someone called you a stupid faggot you'd probably get insulted even though you are possibly not a stupid faggot. Also the type of people who use virgin as an insult don't belong on this site.
>>24356451She is delirious from being barred to go back to japan due to corona virus concerns
>>24356411Unless a niji plays a hitler video on stream, I couldn't care less about any of them
>>24356098just for you
So Towa and sheep have corona?
>>24356465
>>24356046>/hlg/ is representative of /jp/You guys don't seem to realize how anomalous you are, there are people in this thread who don't even know who ZUN is and probably can't name at least 5 touhous.
>>24356454The main issue is the niji brand is weaker.
>>24356454>>24356443Yea see, this anon noticed your shitty translation too
>>24356429Wait he's canonically a robot?
>>24356430Not until she posts a proper cover video
She lied...
>>24356430as soon as DLC voice was a thing she was eternally basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/pw4f5o.mp4
>>24356421Sorry man, you're not going to make me sort through four and a half hours of stream trying to find that part again, especially since now that I think about it it could also have been in the zatsudan the night before. Believe me or don't, I guess.
>>24356484anonchama...
>>24356304Just keep on chugging forward bro. The light is there.
>>24356443>That's not what that says, it says he thnks we're Unicorns but just don't actually say it outloudYeah I had a brain aneurysm and realized it after. I woulda deleted and reposted it, but I figured it was still close enough(and it was already replied to). As for how you know I didn't do it, do you really think I'd make that retarded a mistake translating it if I posted that myself?
When's a holo that can play fighting games
>>24356459Years of shitposting on 4chan.
>>24356479I came to /hlg/ from /ck/ after someone linked Mikoposting. I like to think of myself as a very lost spoiled food.
>>24356479I know who ZUN is, he's that weird oldfag that Marine is into.
>>24356447mikoti... pekora will stop her right?
>>24356357Korone's should be either that weird kusoge she streamed for New Years or Dragon's Lair
>>24356476sugoi
>>24356451being viral, and its workingthese are viral than asacoco now
>>24356498Pekora played Jojos awhile back, but that's about the extent of that.
>>24356479>there are people in this thread who don't even know who ZUN is and probably can't name at least 5 touhous.I don't fucking believe iton MY /jp/?
>>24356466off topic so spoilerharu used a derogatory term normally aimed towards native people during a stream and claimed he didnt know it was racist. he thought it was something you said to rile up friends. from the clip i saw, i believe him but thats up to you to decide
>>24356486But she is coming back tomorrow.
>>24356451She's making fun of otakus. Calling them degenerates and saying they are as attractive as a burnt gyoza.
>>24356479>there are people in this thread who don't even know who ZUN isProbably like 1%, even fucking /v/ (where most faggots come from) know who he is.
>>24356479>touhousWho?
>>24356479>Caring about touhou in current yearLiterally get with the times old man.
>>24356517But Haachama loves burnt gyoza.
>>24356477>holos that love to sing and dance>lung scarring diseaseNo...
>>24356513
>>24356476>I am chickenThat does look pretty damn tasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVF7pD8QH2wwhy does this exist?
>>24356497I mean, it could be that you're an N4 having fun LARPing, but I don't want to go full schizo I guess, anyway the opinion is dumb I think, this thread constantly talks about hating 'idolfags' how can most of the people in here be unicorns. That guy must have only read a few posts.
>>24356498Holostars can play fighting games.
>>24356401>F*UCK
>>24356401It's pretty funny how her content is basically mirroring herself. In her game streams sometimes she just starts running her mouth about everything and anything that comes to her mind and in her more dedicated talk streams she always trips over her words and forgets her train of thought. This is that but in a series of video edits
>>24356133The only male vtubers I follow are old Haruto and Kerin.https://youtu.be/fRYlcnU8J28https://youtu.be/LiCRqURETBAThe reason we watch women vtubers is because we are looking in some ways for a girlfriend/daughter or trying to fill the void.The only reason to watch a male vtuber for someone who is not gay or a woman would be if they were doing something cool or fun.
>>24356514Japanese native people or foreign native people?
>>24356479Reimu, Marisa, Reisen, Flandre, Jackie Chan. Nailed it.
>>24356504Do Japanese get neetbux?
>>24356479These are my favourite touhous!
>>24356451She got pumped and dumped after her date (the city exploration video, notice how she never filmed behind her because her 'boyfriend' stayed behind out of the shots), and as a result she's gone off the rails because she gave away her first time so stupidly despite aspiring to be an idol.
>>24356477Why do people mention Towa and Watame, but not Marine?
>>24356479STFU u grand standing faggot. When tf is Mima coming back and cunt punching her student?
>>24356537japanese native people. he specifically used the term 土人 if you want to look that up
>>24356067You can specify in the options to allow downloads.
>>24356519I unironically didn't know who ZUN was until the Marine stream and I've been browsing /a/ since 2012. 2hu isn't as big as you think it is my guy... Literally all I knew about 2hu since then was fucking Reimu.
>>24356036only faggots watch male vtubersonly cucks watch female vtubers with boyfriends
>>24356513>I don't fucking believe it on MY /jp/?I know this is a bait, but after those spergs who keep asking for split keep protesting why 2hu allowed to has that many thread, the answer is yes.
>>24356540Alice instead of Patchy for Shion? The character and colors match up better than Alice.
>>24356549Yeah like I would believe that, newfag
>>24356536I think the girls are pretty entertaining on their own tbqh
>>24356541Huh...
>>24356479But I can and I fucking don't know what's Touhou, I just play some era game and know the character.
>>24356549You unironically disgust me for browsing as long as me and not knowing ZUN.
>>24356546How pissed would a Japanese person be if my gaijin ass called them this?
>>24356479>ZUNThe artist for touhou games with the shitty meme art>5 touhousAlice Marissa Reimu Cirno Sayaka
>>24356125I like this new Haachama a lot
>>24356530Checked his other content and what the fuck is this person doing.
>>24356549>I've been browsing /a/ since 2012I don't think so bro.
>>24356555I'm just being honest and giving you my personal experience. Think of it like this anyway, /jp/ is a 2hu containment board so you wouldn't really see many 2hu posts anywhere else on the board right? Except the occasional 2hu drawing in the drawfag thread.
>>24356494I found it myself: https://youtu.be/QY5Omc7TwzA?t=590She says 30% is taken by YouTube then it's split evenly between her and the company, so I guess 35% is correct.
>>24356541Shit narrative
>>24356549Yeah OK
>>24356564depends on if theyre aboriginal or not i suppose, but since youre not japanese theyd probably assume you got it from a movie
>>24356522
>>24356549This post represents /a/ very well.
>>24356513>there are people in this thread who don't even know who ZUN is and probably can't name at least 5 touhous.Bitch I'll show you. My favorite holos>Haato>Marine>Luna>Noel>WatameFavorite 2hus>Kasen Ibaraki>Komachi Onozuka>Yuuka Kazami>Eirin Yagokoro>Shiki Eiki YamaxanaduBest 2hu games >Perfect Cherry Blossom>Imperishable Night>Mountain of Faith>Phantasmagoria of Flower View>Lotus Land Story
>>24356573Wtf, why not just use streamlabs or a different donation link so the hologirls keep most of their money?
>>24356541Can confirm, she cried when I said I wasn't going to call her later.
>>24356546Is that even really derogatory though? I thought it just meant indigenous or native like you said.
>>24356573Huh, I wasn't aware she had said it that many times. I thought it was only in her members only stream until yesterday.
>>24356036I actually do watch male nijis but this thread is just way more active
>>24356586Japanese companies HATE changing whatever is standard. Streamlabs might as well be a bitcoin miner to them, in their minds
>>24356513Most of the holos have never played touhou games though.
>>24356583YEAHHHHHH
>>24356572Yeah not like I've ever seen "2hu anime when" or "which studio would aniamte 2hu" or "which 2hu game would fit anime better" threads on /a/
>>24356577Aboriginal? Also, damn, I was hoping to find a quick ticket for pissing off Japanese.
>>24356523>Literally get with the times old man>he said that in a thread where majority of girls are hags, 2hu fan girls and we even have 2 Touhou singers
it seems that 5ch's ritualposters are lunafags who spam naaaaaaaaa
>>24356498smash
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274892627284905984What did the squirrel mean by this?
>>24356513I only know a little bit about 2hu because of salty bet, always bet on waifu
ROBOCO DID IT!
>>24356607Hahahaha...
>>24356583based
>>24356596I thought YouTube doesn't allow it specifically because they want people to supachat and to get their cut? Or is that some other tool...
>>24356596God, Japanese companies are so STUPID. I remember Coco even recommending Streamlabs after some of the girls were de-monetizated, yet it NEVER happened. Why do people have to make simple things so complex and difficult
>>24356479ok anon>ZUNDrunk guy who makes Touhou. Also a really good composer. I listen to Reach for the moon and Hall of dreams everyday.>5 TouhousAlice, Miko, Reimu, Marisa, Utsuho, Orin, Satori, Koishi, Sanae, Kanako.
>>24356606based naaaaaaaaa
>>24356610There’s nothing wrong with liking boobs.
>>24356588its apparently turned into a derogatory thing by some people, kind of like the term indians for native americans?>>24356601think native americans, just people that were on the land before the current japanese got there
go go Roboco!
>>24356600I just checked the archive and noticed quite a few 2hu threads. Huh. Never noticed them before.
>>24356479you forgot to mention that we also post 5 times faster than whole /jp/ combined/hlg/ unironically runs /jp/
>>24356610Risu is a degenerate.
>>24356630@_@
>>24356479>don't even know who ZUN is and probably can't name at least 5 touhouswho cares, this is the /jp/ board, not the /2hu/ board
>>24356612That's outdated info, always bet on disrespect.
>>24356634I think it's normal not to notice things until you learn about them.
>>24356635Really makes me wonder, how many people here actually browsed /jp/ before coming to /hlg/?
>>24356036This thread literally got me into looking at Holostars so he's obviously wrong
>>24356634Don't worry anon, we've all been newfags at some point. Hell I'm still one to this day.
>>24356439/int/ will love it
>>24356635More like 10 times.
I wanna do sexual things to this hag wolf.
whats a touhou again?
>>24356596Cover fear that they will make a problem with Youtube and maybe doesn't get support from Youtube.
>>24356658Holos with hats
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1274907622383050752Poor Peko.
japanese anime girls acting like retards with random noises seems like a surefire way to get your name out there, look at korone, fbk, and now haachama
>>24356662La cabrona...
>>24356658Ponzi scheme for funding beer business.
>>24356658Hats!
>>24356658boatsluts but not boats
>>24356648Less than 5%.
>>24356634Unironically I've been browsing /a/ for like 5 years now and I just found out like last month there was a stealth homo general. It's really easy to ignore and skip over certain threads if you're interesting or know about their image or subject.
>>24356657Please do not have lewd thoughts about my wife
>>24356665It’s not an anime girl thing though, Japanese do that in reality.
>>24356662I can't believe pekora is fucking dead.
>>24356610I choose to interpret this as Risu encouraging me to masturbate
>>24356479Who?? No one knows or cares about that. This whole board should just be dedicated to hololive and holostars.
are we sure kaoru has a wife and not a husband?
>>24356674What actually goes on in that general? I've never opened it
>>24356454If I take your interpretation as accurate, he's trying to blame us for niji not being more popular? I don't like to be a tribalist, but I really starting to dislike them more and more.
>>24356479I came for the vn threads around the time I watched Garcher and remained for the /ona/holes...Touhou games seem frustratingly difficult and I can't understand to this day the hype around it.
>>24356650I think the reason that most EOPs watch only the girls is because the people translating on youtube are a bunch of thirsty SEA nigger virgins who will not translate Holostars. Most English speakers do not even know male vtubers exist.
>>24356684Your whole mouth should just be dedicated to my dick.
Favorite holoHow you feel about these surveys with stuff nobody cares about MioThese are just dumb
>>24356586Didn't she said she will have streamlabs open in a month few weeks ago?
>>24356657>tfw no chubby Miso fanartBros...
>>24356610suppressed /u/ feelings towards Korone
>>24356684Ok retard
>>24356683She encouraged fans to make lewd art of her, so why not?
>>24356586According to AsaCoco, Cover hesitated because there is a possibility of being banned from youtube
>>24356603Well I did not care for the hag holos.
>>24356685Yes, same way the holos don't actually have girlfriends but have boyfriend instead.
>>24356659Which is funny, considering how little support they already get from YouTube.
>>24356697Mikoit's just retards looking for (yous)
https://a.pomf.cat/pbwuzc.webm
so seriously though who gave aqua corona i bet it was ayame that whore
>>24356658Touhou?What's that?
>>24356686Civil homosexual discussion. It's funny how gay men and female BLfags on 4chan are so well mannered and have the awareness to quietly enjoy their hobby that may bother others while yurifags are literally the opposite.
>>24356648I used to browse the eroge threads since 2012 or so, but eventually stopped because I stopped playing them.
>>24356699It's not fair.
>>24356698The whole thing about needing permissions to monetize game streams probably ruined that chance.
>>24356704Why can't people make lewds of Moona instead?
>>24356336Shes using the bgm from "gentlemen" from psy as well and is pretty much the same thing
>>24356713
>>24356697MikoIt's just someone doing in depth research collecting info on all of us for unknown reasons, I still reply though
All I want is for Coco to run a DnD game starring the 3rd Gen and Miko. It can even be a one shot, I don't give a fuck. All they've been doing lately is playing Missing Children one by one or ARK.
>>24356696It's a shame because there are some amazing moments with the homos that nobody will dare to translate, but to be fair, the homos aren't so popular
>>24356556Of course you can have both at the same time.Having a fun girlfriend doing fun things is the best!
>>24356696Then why are their English comments in Roberu's and Kaoru's streams? I don't watch the others so I can't speak for the others, but if no EOPs know about them why do they come to those two at least?
>>24356687The last time I tried to call out 5ch as hateful shit heads and nothing like us, 2 fuckers came in like fucking SWAT and tried to convince me they're not.
>>24356718you misspelled tenhou, its a mahjong thing
>>24356394They need to figure out a better way to have online singing collabs. I remember the trouble Kanata and Suisei had when they tried to hold a singing duet collab and had to use discord.
>>24356658I don't know, it's so irrelevant I don't know shit about touhou.
>>24356648i tried to get threads going for my interests but nobody posted in them people just stick to their own generals
>>24356727They did, on pixiv.
>>24356724It's not right.
>>24356686Those homos linked me an OST for a series I couldn't find anywhere else on the internet, they're very based.
>>24356648I came here like 2 years ago looking for LN threads because /a/ mods are cunts and I never found any. This board is useless.
>Risu starts getting more viewers and donations>She becomes lewderhttps://streamable.com/v5iq92I-I don't know how I should feel about this
Gen 5 when?
>>24356665But haachama isn't as popular as those two
>>24356732theres two holostars translators that i watch that are really good. one is exclusively holostars and the other is holostars and niji boys, i can link if anyone wants to see but i dont want to open the floodgates of shit from here
>>24356710>>24356659What kind of support do they even get from yt?
>>24356749That's what they say but women actually like asshole chads... Fuck this gay earth...
>>24356745Fucking cunts, I want Kawakami to be discussed on /a/.
>>24356750Not for a while thankfully. Maybe in late December/January? HoloEN will probably debut around August.
>>24356735Didn't the dudes get more views because of english fags?>>24356731Ask FBK to do it. She's the one that does those rpgs.
>>24356544W..what happened to Marine? I thought hers was a throat inflammation caused by stomach acid reflux?
>>24356759koronebro...
>>24356573She said in one of her streams specifically:youtube cut is 30%Hololive cut is 20% (lower than Nijisanji)taxes are 5% for japanese and 10% for foreigners like CocoBuying a voice pack is probably better because booth only takes a 5% cut.
>>24356749I want to corrupt risu
>>24356687>he's trying to blame us for niji not being more popularYou have to reach really far to get that interpretation from that.
apparently when the 5ch holo thread gets particularly shitty some of them like to lurk here, but some people said that this place is just as shitty
Haachama!
>>24356125What is cringe are the current wave of fans that don't just give it a watch and think what a cute retard before moving on. The fans that think this is so epic and must be shilled all the fucking time like a bunch of autists. The fans that never discuss what she actually talks about in streams but just screech lol Australia, lol feet, lol fkn cute , lol hi how are you,lol Haachama over and over to each other.
Why does Luna like the Godzilla theme so much
>>24356739I'm following Japanese musicians on twitter and seen some of them use this https://nana-music.co.jp/en/ for online jamming session, maybe they should try it.What I meant was just pre-mixed a duo cover video though, maybe some song with many vocals originally and they both sing in different voice ranges would be interesting.
>>24356735I said most, not all. Most EOPs come from the translations they see on youtube, reddit and /jp/ are much smaller by comparison.
>>24356749>good manners and treat you wellRisu... how many more years until graduation?
>>24356764I want to treat her coldly.
>>24356769You know the rules anon. Screencap or no dice
>>24356706>>24356618>>24356659I don't see anything about Youtube banning Streamlabs for donations, at least not on the first google results. In fact, the streamlabs website has a guide to it setup for youtube.
>>24356749I'm gonna steal her nut and call her a nerd
>>24356765some one should asked if she still a american citizen
>>24356765she still not permanent citizen?
>>24356765That's different than what she said in the linked video though, she clearly says it's split half and half, 20% is nowhere near half, even if you include taxes it's only 30%.
I don't even like the dog that much but I've been wanting to watch Midsommar for a while, seems like an interesting movie.
>>24356739He said uttatemita, not karaoke collab.
>>24356763>throat inflammation caused by stomach acid refluxIts codespeak for sucking a dick too hard and swallowed too many cum
>>24356772I don't know but I love it
>>24356756THAT'S THE JOKE!
>>24356125Haato's trying to get that "meme queen" shit that FBK got but she unironically puts too much effort in her garbage.
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1274909295998406657for a monday its pretty stackedone collab full of popular holos and another collab full of loser holos with noel in both
>>24356765>10% for foreigners like CocoI need some proof of this
>>24356769Occasionally when I'm arguing with someone and their English is kind of off I sometimes think I'm arguing with one of them but then it could also just be a SEA so who knows. I don't think most of the people over there really care about here. I don't see them really talk about us that often.
>>24356687This is the hololive fanthread so that's not the case. It's just another one of the countless theories in the hololive thread about why foreigners like hololive so much more than any other group.
>>24356767>If they weren't Nijisanji should be more popular beyond LuluI was just going with that anon's post.
>>24356754Hell yea I wanna see. Don't gatekeep good shit, reward it.
>>24356708In real life you dorkus maximus.
>>24356479>don't even know who ZUN is and probably can't name at least 5 touhouswho cares, this is the /jp/ board, not the /2hu/ boardTouhou was the Hololive of /a/. Touhou is one of the main reasons this board exists.
>>24356765Stop talking out of your ass retard
>>24356771she built her community that way
>>24356801They get taxed twice.
>>24356422festival... please take your meds
based mechafemale with feline auditory organs saving us from dead hologram hours.
>>24356618You thought wrong.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274909207616057345Towa???
>>24356772Because it's fucking perfect in every way, unlike her.
>>24356759Indonesia women are different, the asshole thing is western crap.ID women believe a proper husband that's a gentleman, will be a proper man for her children and a good supporter.That's why it's so easy to get ID or Flip girls. As long as you're good and actually work, you can find a wife out there.
*waits for aqua to get over covid*
>>24356771You basically just described "35p"
>>24356821Guess I'm flying to Manila this weekend
>>24356769Iunno what they want, but they can fuck off all the same. Do like the Romans do or crucify yourself and save them some time.
>>24356819What did Towa mean by this?
>>24356648Why would anyone come here before?
>>24356789She specifically gave the numbers in one of her streams.The reason she says Hololive takes something like half of the cut is because they are also paying her taxes and taking the tax cut directly.I am not sure how the tax part work for Coco, but it looked like she was paying double the taxes because she is counter as a foreigner. I don't know if this was already implying her paying double the taxes to 2 coutnries.
>>24356821Can i find a Risu out there...?
>>24356798Are you implying Haato and Coco are unpopular?
>>24356821Is that because they're majority muslim?
>>24356759You're probably an asshole that doesn't realise you are one. Just missing the chad part to make it work.
Some anon put the instrumentals to Risu's acapella. Thanks anon!Brave Jewelhttps://files.catbox.moe/a9vw52.mp4Kuronekohttps://files.catbox.moe/7gf1r4.ogg
>>24356479the miko, the vampire, her sister, za warudo and Marine
>>24356828To post about Raymoo's butthole
>>24356810Same thing happened with monster girls and the djt, actually, a lot of the stuff on /jp/ are things that mods forced off from /a/. Aside from actually idols.
>>24356819>you'll never cook for Towa and cheer up her day with an enjoyable mealToa...w
>>24356783HoloID are already using streamlabs. People here are just retarded.
>>24356798>時湊あくあ.大空スバル.星街すいせい.白銀ノエル.宝鐘マリン.角巻わため(犬山たまきさんch)What did A-chan mean by this ordering?
>>24356838o_O
>>24356797nah, her recent stream is prof that she is really creative and does put in plenty of effort into her videos to the point where she cuts them short even if it means less supacha
>>24356835Islam is starting to sound pretty based...
>>24356830Unless you can link where she says that, I think I'll believe the video proof.
>>24356839La Pirate forma Zun...
>>24356808ok, this one anungmation is entirely holostars so far, and his translations are pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9UitPGyhDhPXmAB2Ns_L7Aand this one kaname is excellent at translations. probably the most reliable translator i follow. they do both niji boys and holostars, but since the trinero debut theyve been more into shien right now. they also translate some clips on twitter exclusively so ill link the twitter toohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ygp39AY4xAz7K_zU2rdJwhttps://twitter.com/knm_kaname?s=09these are the only two i watch consistently, but theres a few smaller channels that ive gotten recommended. cant find them right now though
>your oshi's birthday was before you joined this franchise so you can't get any sweet birthday merchFuck this gay earth
>>24356849But Risu is a Christian...
>>24356819Based Towa talking with Korone.
what pizza toppings are hololive approved
>>24356798watch fucking noel just describe flare
>>24356824I am probably just witnessing the rise of newer people getting into holos I guess as I also noticed it with Miko where 35p used to be some of the chillest bros. Is this what it feels like to be an old man yelling at clouds?
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274912710417764353?s=19
>>24356861>CocoPubic hair>FlareRubble and bits of dirt
>>24356861Ice cream.
>>24356856I know that feel. Her birthday and anniversary is coming up soon, so I hope we get new merch then.
>>24356864Towa!?
>>24356859Why hasn't Moona slain her yet then?
>>24356807I don't see how you'd get that he's blaming us for anything from that, but if you need a better explanation of what he meant, しそう, which the anon translated as "should" just means "it seems like it would" "you'd imagine that it would" "I get the impression that it would" or anything to that effect. It's that kind of "should."
>>24356861Anything that comes out of the ocean
>>24356849Even by religious standards it's chuuni as fuck, anon would love it.
>>24356856If only birthdays happened annually...
>>24356824We discussed what Miko talked in her streams all the time, especially when she's doing zatsudan/utawaku and some of her comfy streams. Try harder.
>>24356861Someone post that
>>24356856>tfw my birthday is the same day as matsuri's everyone's gonna wish me a happy birthday!
>>24356864What's her endgame?
>>24356864What did Towa mean by this?! Does she know we're reading her tweets?
>>24356835Our islam is super lax plus Flip girls are similar. You can be fat and ugly. If you can just be a respectful gentleman and work then you're fine. Their parents are like that too. They're not interested with the man making tons of money or having this and that, it's being a good husband and father for her children.
>>24356861
>pecor vr horror stream in 8 hoursim so fucking excited
>>24356834Uh yes. It may seem both of them are popular over here but they're below average compared to the girls in the other collab except sister claire and watame. Coco has stopped being relevant for months and haachama cant even break 100k with her original song.
>>24356889this looks dangerous to eat
>>24356890Does that mean the rabbit gets the studio today?
>>24356878Abrahamic scripture are some of the most chuuni shit out there.
>>24356697Fubukiregret
>>24356848I like when she said she had been thinking to get help to make vids etc but realised she enjoyed it too much. She has a lot of potential already for being young.
>>24356854Hate to break this to you (I don't) I already followed these YT channels.
>>24356890What game?
>>24356835No, Asians are relatively conservative. They don't do the liberal bullshit here.
>>24356861i bet aki likes corn
>>24356877I was born on leap day February 29, 1992, so technically I am 7 years old.
>>24356889It looks terrible not gonna lie.
>>24356864Don't do it, she'll make you fat.
>>24356889s-sugoi....
>>24356889Did we ever find out what the fuck is on that thing
>>24356821>ywn have a cute Iofi wifeIofibros...
>>24356861meat based onesand double cheese
>>24356889noel.. please feed her appropriately
>>24356864What a great senpai Korone is.
>>24356854Amazing, thanks anon
>>24356906Wouldn't be surprised if it was FNaF.
>>24356864Lmao at least make it less obvious you dumb menhera cunt
>>24356889the wink makes it so much worse
>>24356476thank you anon.
>>24356889looks better than coco's ngl
>>24356036Sorry for not being gay enough I guess
Is Roboco the only holo that still has on-screen superchat notifications?
>>24356861If you put anything other than meat or veggie toppings on your pizza you need to get the fuck out.
>>24356889I still think it looks like a bad case of freezerburn
>>24356913Just go to Iofi's hometown and you'll find cuter girls than Iofi, though I doubt they can speak JPs.
>>24356912It looks like beef, crumbled shortbread cookies and stove top ramen to me.
>>24356903that just means youve got good taste. i hope someone else sees those channels though and decides to check them out
>>24356889is this pizza holo approved?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
>>24356890All I want is for Miko to play Boneworks
>>24356888>>24356821This.I keep telling others to come to either ID or another SEA country for a good wife. You WILL find one
>>24356889Is this even food?
>>24356930Are mushrooms allowed? I love mushrooms on my pizza.
Even Roberu is hopping on the Nostalgic Train!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwKTpGUudA
>>24356864Towa and Korone practicing their English together!
>>24356929I wonder why they went away with them. It's very Twitch-esque.
>>24356939Yea but then you have to be in SEA, is it really worth it?
>>24356889What the fuck is going in this picture? Banana topping..? Noodles, bread crumbs...? And those cluck of meat pieces?
>>24356913Iofi went to college so she's already more educated and out of most anons league.
>>24356945FUCK, SON...
>>24356807He picked "should" for 波及しそうだし which was kind of a poor choice on his part.
>>24356934It looks like trash
>>24356657I want to have missionary sex in the dark while holding hands for the expressed purpose of combating Japan's declining birthrate with Mio!
>>24356943Mushrooms are vegetables, dumbo.
>>24356864I don't get this interaction. Towa apparently takes note of what Korone says, but Korone also takes note of what Towa says?
>>24356920That would suck. Affected: The Manor, Organ Quarter or Alien Isolation VR would be much better choices.
>>24356948Miko used to have full on superchat notification sounds on her stream as well.
>>24356949Just get a woman and leave
>>24356889https://youtu.be/CJEoASUMZbI
>>24356937I'd eat this pizza.
>>24356821>>24356939>>24356835>samefagging indogcucks
>>24356957
>>24356851Then look up in the archive.It was around the time she got her first salary at the end of march/start of april.I can't remember which stream it was, maybe a member only stream?It was around the time of this video:https://youtu.be/DdvxuFBu_WQ
>>24356797Haatos very particular about her content so yes she tries very hard in a lot of what she puts out, also making sure her audience is having fun while she's having fun. She just throw things at the wall to see if they stick cause she's not a very expierenced entertainer and had a hard time figuring out what to do to make people like her a lot.
>>24356905conservative women grow up to be shitty people, sure a liberal woman might be a bit more insufferable when she's young, but if you are going to be stuck with a woman when you're old, I'd rather it be someone who doesn't have archaic opinions.
>>24356920Oh man I almost forgot that game was even a thing. Isn't there like six of them now?
>>24356880The current wave of EOP fans is what I'm referring to Stop getting your panties in a bunch
>>24356889That thing has to have no integrity, it's going to fall apart the second you try and lift a slice.
>>24356929Aki has in screen notifications for new members.
>>24356949A lot of SEA countries are great to live in, Philippines is really nice
>>24356949You'd probably be the equivalent of a millionaire there based on the currency conversion so maybe.
>>24356970>>24356835 meant for >>24356888
>>24356970Worse, I'm actually Australian.
Watching these streams have made me realize how lonely my life is.
>>24356929I've seen them on the ID girls' streams as part of Streamlabs.
best generationbest girls
>>24356854https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAZzy1ZF72dF3rKwx6YJZAw/featuredThis one is small and has some nice clipsWether the translations are correct I don't know, but at least they get the message across
>>24356479i could name 10 solely because of who i fap to the most
>>24356981Someone post THAT image. You know the one im talking about
>>24356957>Abe-sama was Mioposter all alongYAGOO Mio hoodie when?
>>24356990You dropped this fellow lonelychad
>>24356479I play era games, do I fit in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3t3cKv7k8 Fubuki [APEX]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwKTpGUudA Roberu [Nostalgic Train]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3t3cKv7k8Fubuki live!
Is there any particular reason why Rushia was the first of her gen to get a new outfit?
>>24356981S-Sugoi
>>24357009damn that's a cute fbk
>>24356949>>24356981I'd probably live in Thailand but that's about it.
>>24356932>tfw can only communicate to Iofi in Japanese
>>24356878>ごめんね、OO-さん>他に方法がない>「シャリーア・ロー」
>>24356994When are we getting a HoloFantasy game YAGOO you FUCK?
>>24356981Of all the SEA countries, you list the worst country to live in? Really?
Wake me up when Subaru start streaming or joins a collab.
>>24357012Didn't you read the doujin? She works hard to please the execs
>>24356889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVFZGj0k_M
>>24357012They played janken and Rushia won
>>24357007>twintail FBKAHHHHHH DGJORGJ
>>24356062take the night off okayu my wallet is running dry and i get paid tomorrow
>>24357012Because she wanted it
>>24357007>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwKTpGUudAremake your post without this gay shit
>>24357009Look at all those akasupas
>>24356981lol
>>24357009>Playing casualWhat's the point
>>24357009Yoisho! Can't wait to see how many supacha she gets!
>>24357012She's one of Holos biggest earners.
>>24357012She consistently earns the most, somehow always being top 3 despite no big events.
>>24356994not even joking, they have the best chemistry out of all the holos, the are all very passionate about what they do and the fact that they're an actual group of friends greatly elevates their collabs i'm hype for the gen 4 3Ds, but it will never be as good as theirs, plus flare is the only brown girl in all of holo live so that helps them
Question, why did Hololive go for HoloEN? Would have thought they'd go the route of Niji and have a HoloKR before reaching out to EOP's
>>24356889You guys don't like banana chips, mystery meat, and ramen pizza?
>>24356990Maybe I'll take up the Sword of Islam after all.
>>24357051She is getting members, is that goos enough?
>>24356981This has to be a bait right
>>24357054The sleepover stream was amazing.
Pretty neat: https://twitter.com/Hiiragi_Yuu/status/1274899471332147200
>>24357061what a handsome lad
>>24357055Isnt NijiKR going really poorly?
>>24356988If I was australian, I'd somehow find out where Haachama lives and stalk her.
>>24356797Fubuki really makes it look easy, anytime someone like Matsuri or Roboco put out videos like that it's just missing that spark
>>24357051trump gave her 2 bucks
>>24357055I'm not a marketing genius but if I had to guess I'd say it's probably the fact that 30% of the comments in hololive chats are in english.
>>24357057That's a rare gosling you have there friend.
>>24357055Koreans dont care about vtubing
We know all of the hololives are pure virgins, but which one is the most likely to be a double virgin?
>>24356581>No SAshame
yoisho!
>>24357072brehs... i can't resist.. the urge... is too strong
Towa spotted in the wild
>>24357080Why? They copy almost everything from Japanese entertainment.
>>24357055Why be a vtuber in Korea when you can just get plastic surgery for cheap and join a C-list kpop group?
>me getting killed by FBKfeels good
>>24357007>>24357009Was looking through her description to see if there was a link to the fanart and>■使用BGM>Foxtail-Grass Studio/ハムOh cool, I had no idea about this.
>>24357053>we will never hear YAGOO praising Rushia like he did for Aqua
>>24357055Why would they go KR when KR is still all about kpop idols?
>>24357072She'd kill you and feed you to the dingos
>>24357072Box Hill, Melbourne, Australia.
>>24356055But shes cute as hell
>>24357055Yagoo saw all the EOPs in the live chats and saw dollar signs, hopefully it works out for him
>>24357093They have plastics in place of vtuebrs.
>>24356975At the very least she will respect you as a man and treat you well as long you do the same
>>24357087Fucking snitch. I bet she's waiting for a chance to report to a manager to sabotage the stream.
>>24357096FBK is terrible dude you should feel ashamed.
>>24357096you have been blessed
>>24357072That'd require going to Melbourne and I don't fancy being stabbed
>>24356208based aussie
>>24357096God I wish that was me
>>24357087How did you find her though? Are you using matsuritracker?
>>24357055Korea is big in mobages but not vtubers unfortunately
>>24356995>Wether the translations are correct I don't know, but at least they get the message acrossThat sentence is self-contradictory.
Yoisho...
>holostars sing better than the hololives
>>24357124I was just watching my wife's stream and there she was
>>24357093there's just not that big of a market for it over here, our entertainment is saturated enough as it is. you wouldn't want us either, you already know the drama with niji KR, that's just how streamers are in korea. many of us just don't like the culture around it.
>>24356073The window to my heart!
>>24357096Can this be called stream snipping but reversed?
>>24356994>Gen 3>Gen 4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gen 1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gen 2CHANGE MY MIND
>>24357113Stopping saying such things about my wife.
>>24357096Which server?
>>24357119higher chance of being stabbed of sydney by a mudslime
>>24357060>>24357024>Insulting Philippines>It's literally a paradise right nowOkay Americans..
>>24355832https://files.catbox.moe/337iz5.webm
>>24357096Congratulations
>>24356990Yea really sucks, I don't think I've even interacted with a girl on a personal level in about a year. And all my friends are chatting with me less and less since they're getting married and having kids and stuff. Falling into the hole was nice at first but when I think about my real life outside of the chuubas I get a pain in my chest.
>>24357025https://twitter.com/norioo_/status/1274610420188213249Don't forget her collab with her mama.
>>24357143
>>24357146Good thing I don't live in that shithole either
>>24357075FBK seems like the type who can do one take and throw it out there without caring how it actually turned out.
>Just looked through the archive of the last 2 threadsWhat a mess holy fuck
>>24357158perthanon?
>>24357147The fuck you mean bro? I'm stuck in my condominium and out of a job. Vtubers are my only release from the dread I have of my financial stability
>>24357147Here is your (You)
One day your favorite holo will graduate and theyll delete all their streams
>>24357148whos the retard who mixed thisat least put a tiny fade in so it isn't so abrupt
>>24356994Cabaret gen. They have nothing that makes them stand out other than milk their audience and tell otaku stories to pander. Literally the catering gen.
>>24357148based
>>24357115She has terrible aim. I hit her once and stopped because I felt bad killing her. I also want to see her win for once lol.
>>24356990Become your own friend. Start talking to your reflection in a mirror.
>>24357147I'm a fucking flip you retarded burger
>>24357131It really is a mystery. I think my holo doesn't even have a singing coach.
>>24357152
>>24357054Actually Gen 4 has some good chemistry too. The only problem is Towa...
>>24357160Stop your reclining popularity first Coco
>>24357140Gen2 is a strange gen, objectively it's strong, but it feels disjointed somehow.
>>24357147Okay list out three good reasons to live there
>>24357172Yes and?
>>24357195Haachama...
>>24357195literal stacy.
Towa.....https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274912710417764353?s=21
>>24357179FBKbros...
>>24357193Black Organization Please send help
>>24357189thanks as always
>>24357195Stop it
>>24357140Where do the gamers fit in?
>>24357172Not if I graduate first!
>>24357054>flare wants to watch a movie>Somehow ends up at noel studios and watches it with her>Marine calls pekora at fucking 1am in the morning because she's horny>Pekora instantly picks up>Always watching each other's streams>That entire shitfest that was the sleepover streamAnd that's just from the past week or so, I really cannot wait for the full gen 3 3D collab
>>24357140gen 2 is the best gengen 2 is the best gengen 2 is the best gengen 2 is the best gengen 2 is the best gengen 2 is the best gen
>>24357189I love twin tails Subaru.
>>24357189Do not do this please. My balls are too drained as it is and I might end up cumming blood.
>>24357195where the fuck are their noses
>>24357140Gen 1 and 2 have more wholesome girls
Artia?!
>>24357195I think Matsuri masturbates to this video everyday
>>24357172And they will even better in my memories
>>24357217I wish i could help Marine
>>24357203
>>24357179>I also want to see her win for once lol.You did it, good job
Fubuki!
Champion!
>>24357172They're all already burned into my soul anyways.
>>24357197Low cost of livingEveryone speaks EnglishVery friendly and nice people
first round championumai!
>>24357179anon helped fubuki win!
That Gibraltar really carried FBK
>>24357227>that's huge, brother>lets go dude
>>24357227she's trying to leech off popular holos now. First it was Aqua, then it was Coco, then it was Kaoru, now it's Risu.
>>24357179She won. You may have set her on the path to victory by letting her live.
>>24357195>Matsuri-chan, are you a virgin?>Uh.. y-you’re pretty
>>24357179I don't get it, how can you tell it's FBK before you got killed though?
>>24357172I'll kill myself before that happens
>>24357187And? You must be a self hating one, our country is great>>24357168Look bro, I'm sorry about your situation but that's not with everyone right now. It'll get better
>>24357194Aqua's off doing her own thing like the autist she is, sometimes with shion. Subaru is more known for OKFAMS and miosuba than gen 2 at this point, ayame barely streams, shion yo... and choco literally plays nothing but ark
>>24357179gj anon, now give her an akasupa to save her for real
>>24356479>ZUN aka composer god and 2hu man>5 2husMarisaRisenPatchReiujiIzumi>Best gameSA specifically stage 2 and 6
>>24357172I've already started archiving all their videos.
>>24357195YAMERO!!!
>Coco's 3D debut this monthWhat the fuck is Cover thinking?
>>24357213between 1 and 2>>24357218no>>24357225>Gen 1 and 2 have more yawn-worthy girlsFTFY
>>24357263Milking as much money as possible before the company goes under
>>24357260How do you grab the ones from blbl?
>>24357262I watch this video every day.https://youtu.be/IFW1cDK7XFk
>>24357263Money.
>>24357264you're supposed to look at the coin
>>24357263Coco is going to be one of those really weird ones in 3d because she's nowhere near as tall as her character is supposed to be
>>24357236So those are the reasons that makes it a paradise? Fine
>>24357195Hashikawa is eternally BASED for putting Matsuri on eternal suicide watch
>>24357172this is why im not bothering with learning jap, once shes gone ill be able to start watching anime again DUBBED
>>24357276>Everyone is going to be trying to make eye contact with her in the 3d collabs but they just end up staring at her tits
>>24357263Clearly they never think. Coco's superchat money for her 3D debut is going to be gimped since her small dedicated paypigs are out of cash from her birthday plus voice packs
>>24357023I hope it's a fighting game
>>24357263Unironically a bad decision, should have waited for Coco’s gachikois to get their salary, all of them have been fully drained this month.
>>24357140Fuck this generation shit, OKFAMS is where all the fun is.
>>24357263Haven't you learned by now? Money never runs out as long as you start a new stream. You can't get a lot in one stream, but if you do multiple streams, it just works.
>>24357275oh let me try again........................................................................................................................................................................................................Aqua is the only good thing to come outta Gen 2
>>24357276>Everybody stares at Coco's thunder tits>Coco extreme hoverhands everybody by a meter above their heads
>>24357223right here bro
>>24357276On the plus side her character is exactly as tall as i am so i can use her to imagine how tall the other holos would be next to me
>>24356864
All these talks about which gen is the best gen, when we already know which one's the BEST gen: https://files.catbox.moe/da3nbq.webm
>>24357295
>>24357282>tfw one day you'll have learned Japanese and go back to rewatch your holo>you're finally able to understand them, but she's not around anymore
>>24357295Nice
>>24357263https://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm
>>24357100No one is proud of what Rushia is, but she's necessary
>>24357195てぇてぇhas a different meaning coming from Matsuri.Hoshikawa knew how dangerous this was!
>>24357179/hlg/ saves FBK once again!
>>24357263>>24357284>>24357288Corporate bootlickers never cease to amaze me
>>24357269I hadn't thought of that at all honestly.Good thing Pekora doesn't use it anymore. I think.I honestly can't even tell. Fuck bilibili is annoying as hell to navigate.But I'm pretty sure youtube-dl can grab videos from bili bili
>>24357263If you think that's good, the current 5ch narrative is that all of gen4's 3D is going to follow one week after another IE: The 27th, The 4th, The 11th, The 18th, the 25th
>>24357293it's something
>>24357306oh yea fuck that then, that would actually make me kill myself
>>24357096lmao
>>24357314How the fuck are those posts bootlicking
>>24357302Hearing Miko sing and look like an idol is a blessing.
>>24357306
>>24357314What? All i care about is Coco making as much money as possible because i love her, Cover can go fuck itself.
>>24357240>>24357246>>24357257Their Gib did all the work. I'm just glad she finally won something for once.
Good lord I want to impregnate fbk's butt
>>24357324Unironically bemoaning a corporation not exploiting consumers more
>>24357217>Marine calls pekora at fucking 1am in the morning because she's hornyFor what purpose?
>>24357306You can't do this to me anon...
>>24357306Gosling.jpg
>>24357306This is a terrible feeling.
>>24357317Are they trying to burn out their audience?At this rate they will have a new live event in 2 months.
>>24357329well she is gold after all, ill just pretend shes like me and doesnt give a shit when it comes to normals then goes full tryhard in ranked except fubuki wont put her fist through the wall
>>24357317I can get behind this narrative
>>24357317I can sorta get why if they want to get them out ASAP for other things + holo summer is also on the way so they need to make space for that
>>24357283There's a part in Marine's stream where she makes fun of Marine who can't think of anything to say back so she just throws a soft jab at her and I couldn't help but think she'd be hitting her in the crotch.
>>24357314Nice reading comprehension retard
>>24357332Same but every Hololive butt.
>>24357336This makes no sense at all, are you ok anon?
>>24357306ending it all right now
>>24357351Nice double digit IQ shoe shiner
>>24357276How do you guys know how tall she really is
>>24357336But I want Coco to get MORE money from her 3D debut just like the other girls.
>>24357332aquas bp is mine
>>24357306You hurt me in a deep and fundamental level...
>>24357352Holobutts are a blessing
redpill me on tamakiwhy do people hate her now?
>FBK will never res you in apex while going "yoishio"just let me die
>>24357366not holo
>>24357365peko isn't a trap why did they draw balls
>>24357317>every other gen gets a 3D debut once a month>gen 4 debuts within a span of one monthRemember when 3D debuts were a special thing?
>>24357263Now is a good time to cash in before Coco's popularity declines further and further.
man APEX is such a wild game at timesmodern FPS are like sensory overload to me, there's so much happening
>>24357293The only bad thing that came out of gen 2 is Choco
>>24357332>ywn give her a big red raging supacha in her butt
>>24357358I'm definitely doing better than an off-topic slutposter
>>24357365I don't like this gif because it looks like she has a "peko" that she shouldn't have...
>>24357306I will always remember these times with a warm feeling in the future..
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1274922323422797824?s=21
>>24357374What can you do when covid fucks your plans this hard. Had japan not gone into state of emergency we'd probably see one every 2 weeks or so and have them all out by now
>>24357380who's posting off-topic sluts?
Who are the best artists on Twitter for Hololive porn? I need to update my feed.
>>24357374They're trying to get 3D debuts out of the way before 2nd wave makes the country go into lockdown again. probably.
>>24357306I'd write her a single, heartfelt mail even knowing she'll never reply. It would be giving closure to something important to me.
>>24357337Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go>>24357230She wants someone that tries to run away from her so you already failed the first checkbox
>>24357263Cover needs money because Aqua is graduating soon.
>>24357195Festival....
>>24357387Haachama!!!
You guys want to see something hilarious? This is the first post i've ever made on /hlg/.>>/jp/thread/S23311057#p23314498Two months ago, when i had the illusion that /jp/ was one of 4chan's best boards, one of the few that still gatekeeped newfags to maintain quality, and i came here with the intent of being super respectful and trying to learn the board culture properly not to embarrass myself. If only i knew the shitshow that these threads are, with doxxfags coming in literally every day. How naive i was.
>>24357096bravo>tfw my favorite holo will never kill me
Did Luna get a lot of supacha when she graduated last time?
>>24357397Kill yourself.
>>24357403They get to marry you instead
>>24357306Jokes on you I'm never learning Japanese
>>24357399Honestly, this very same thread could be on any board and it would be the exact same. /jp/ is still a """decent""" board among the trash that is 4chan today.
>>24357399If you really care, stop giving attention to shitposters like you're doing now and stay on topic.
>>24357399This thread isn't representative of /jp/, it's pretty much a /v/ colony. Most posters here have never posted on /jp/ outside of this thread at all.
>>24357385She's a fucking dork
>>24357399How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
former EOPbroshow did you handle the "mental resistance" on learning nip? I always go around either browsing the chuubas' archives or lazily browse here instead of doing my reps
>>24357388That's not Roberu!
>>24357374I mean it's about time they got their 3D
>>24357399I fucking remember you, what the fuck
I just want Aqua to collab with one of her sisters before she graduates.
>>24357388tanakataroukami
>>24357422Do your reps on the phone as a distraction from other responsibilities.
>>24357422The real "mental resistance" is leaving this place. Learning nip is fun when there's nothing else going on in your life. I don't play games, watch shows, do anything other than hololive.
>>24357399Gatekeeping is a meme. Every board gets exposed to shitposting lol.
Imagine Korone using your face as her seat during one of her long 12+ hour streams. You would feel the full weight of her body pressing her fat, warm, shapely rump right onto your face. Your nose would be buried deeply between her cheeks and you'd have no choice but to sniff the sweaty scent of her anus filtered through soft panties washed with cheap detergent. Every once in a while she would wiggle and adjust herself, letting you get some fresh air before her large bottom squishes against your face again.
>>24357388https://twitter.com/mh5jta/status/1274669843338256384?s=19This guy has some pretty good Luna and Haachama. He's done some Marine too
>>24357427If this is how we get comfy Aqua ASMR, I'm okay with it.
>>24357399Don't reply, report and move along. You are part of the problem if you don't do these easy 3 steps
>>24357391>your holo isn't around anymore, but YAGOO still has access to the account and roleplays her for you
>>24357431not gonna lie, that shit got me
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274912710417764353?s=19Towachama!?
>>24357431
>>24357172If they delete all their streams, that's just them trying to help you let go.Did you just watch this too? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrE5q5zJQU
>>24357436Gachikoi Lives Matter "I can't breathe"
>>24357418Why would anybody post in any threads on /jp/ other than this one? They're all full of faggot nerd shit.
>>24357422Just think about that fact that you could be talking with your chuuba if you knew nip instead of talking to a bunch of random people on the internet
>>24357418thats not true, i came here once 10 years ago on a /b/ raid back when /v/ was good
>>24357450Look at her go!
>>24357399>That cunt who said 5/10I’m gonna deck him
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1274922323422797824do you believe her?
>>24357422After watching anime for years, taking classes of very basic jap for about 12 months, and some duolingo, I can understand about 60% of what's being said without even paying attention.Most subbed clips somehow can't even translate basic shit properly.
>>24357431>>24357448YAMETE WATAME
Which hololive would be best for anal?
>>24357390Japan won't get a second wave. The only reason a ''second wave'' is happening in the US is because of the protests and ''protests''.
goodnight /hlg/, im glad things have calmed down since earlier! ive been busy but i managed to rewatch rikkas 3d debut to see any details i missed and...he really is cute. holopro is full of cute people! each and every one of them deserves our support too, lets wish the best for all of them! fubiki and roberu are both streaming right now, so lets give them a like!astel has been really cute on twitter recently, hes a lot happier after his break, im really happy for him. i wonder how quickly he will hit 10k? lets aim for the end of the week! im sure thats possible, especially since hes streaming most days. todays clip is a clip showing how bad he is with horror games, isnt he cute...i feel bad for him because im also bad with horror, but him being scared makes me feel braver somehowhttps://twitter.com/b0ushi/status/1274378302812114946?s=19also, izuru is premiering a new cover in 7 hours, make sure to tune in! hes one of the best singers in holostars, so dont miss ithttps://youtu.be/-Kvn8qpMUdQ
Alright anonsTell me your biggest Hololive fantasy, be it lewd or pure
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1274907622383050752
Is Watame sick or something? Why did she go to the hospital?
>>24357470who indeed?
>>24357474A genie turns me into a japanese girl and I join the 5th gen of Hololive and everyone loves me and I have lots of friends and lots of fun.
>>24357474Get Kanatan to swear in spanish
>>24357477For a checkup since her throat wasn't feeling so great.Says her vocal chords are fine but she has slight swelling in the general area so she's resting and drinking some bitter medicine.
>>24357422For every day you don't do your reps, do 10 more pushups every day for the rest of the month. You'll either learn nip or get jacked.I didn't get jacked
>>24357474Lulu joining so I can post about her with my friends
>>24357474My biggest fantasy is to meet my favorite holo and enter a healthy relationship with her where every day is fun and i'm not so lonely anymore. You tell me.
>>24357454But what if you're an autistic sperg who can't into conversation in English. What are your chances in Japanese?
>>24357399>doxxfags hurt me and my holoLiterally why people continue ''doxxing'' Holos.
>>24357366She's a leech.
>>24357474I want to marry my wife and have a sexual intercourse in a missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>24357474being able to hold okayu while she sits on my lap playing RPGs under a blanket
>>24357488squats and oats, anon
Roboco!
>>24357399This general is still good at certain times. The bad threads are just so much worse now and threy barely got to that point within this last week. I wonder why that is.
Roboco is powerful
>>24357474Sora is my mother and raises me properly.
Why does everyone in HoloLive says 草 and Tee-Tee?
>>24357474>>24357490This, but I want to make it happen for real because I am a delusional retard.
>>24357474I want to be able to meet them irlAnd thank them for making me happy
>>24357480I'm sorry, but I just can't lewd Miko.
>>24357474Aqua going pro in League
>>24357470Coco's futa cock is so big she can fuck her own ass
>>24357474My chuuba and his fans being really happy with their lifes
>>24357507grass tea is nice and popular among viewers
>>24357507Why does everyone in 4chan say nigger and fag?
>>24357426Niot that anon but one time i got recognized because i posted on /a/ about a specific prefence i have and then posted about it again in a thread on /vg/ like 3 days later. It's really bizarre how you can recognize posters even in this purely anonymous environement.
>>24357507GRASS
why is haachama so good at the whole "shitpost made into a video" thinghow do we beat her
>>24357474Ayame collabs with Towa in an FPS game and tells Towa that she sucks, then Towa has a mental breakdown over it and ends up graduating.
>>24357474Being one of her friends that she'll ask to come and play games with, on a play date, for an opinion, advice, help fixing her computer, you know the deal since I'll never be good enough to be the one who takes care of her forever. I don't mind settling for this.
>>24357366a social bitch with menhera traits
>>24357474Korone to be my friend so we can play retro kusoge together
>>24357474Having Towa berates me.
>>24357474This >>24357490Playing GTA with Miko would be fun too and an achievable dream.
>>24357422Learning Japanese gets more enjoyable as you go on. Of course you will hate reading practice when it's 90% just looking up words, but the more often you do it, the more it becomes just reading - same for listening. Eventually you hit a point where you can read most casual Japanese online without a resource, and the words you do know exceed the words you don't. This is where you hit your stride IMO, and you'll no longer dislike practice until you start reading books and the process begins again. But really, I hit this point and now it pretty much learns itself.>>24357473goodnight
>>24357507>草Because they're brain-damaged.>Tee-TeeBecause they're pandering to the brain-damaged.
>>24357474holoEN succeeding.
So if what Kanata said is true about only getting around 20, 000 yen a month, does that mean Cover only pays them minimum wage for every hour they stream? According to Google, Tokyo minimum wage is at around 900 yen. Assuming they stream every day of the month (30 days) for an hour, it totals to 27,000 yen before tax. That's kinda fucked if it works like that, would rather they get a decent base salary instead.
>>24357474Aqua coming back and not retiring i mean graduating
>>24357447>Towa and Korone interacted>The Koronefag Kenzoku is nowhere to be found.
>>24357474I had a dream where I was in the same apartment building as someone's roommate and I managed to catch her using her tuber voice while walking up to the unitI said that I recognized her and I was proud of her work, she said that she was happy and that I should keep it a secret
>>24357474To see one of them (ok, Pekora) break through and become a mainstream celebrity in Japan
>>24357474I want my holo to slaughter everyone who responded to this in earnest
>>24357473goodnight astelposter
>>24357510That's fine because I'll do it for you until she's addicted to nothing else but my cock.
>>24357529She's not one of the big guns
>>24357366It turns out she was actually a trap. Who knew?
>>24357507You forgot かわいい and エリート!
>>24357473didint izuru release a new cover last week? he going hard
>>24357536I hope your Holo is Aqua and I hope she slaughters me by sitting on me.
>>24357529The salary would be different for older gens.
A little thought experiment for people who aren't American : Say hololive, for some inexplicable reason, opened a branch on your country. What would a holo from there be like? What kind of stereotype their character would embody?
>>24357534As soon as she officially comes out with Sugita, Peko will be the first truly mainstream Vtuber celebrity.
>>24357529They're only actually required to stream 3 times a week, so it's a bit more reasonable if you think about it like that.
>>24357544Aqua is not fat!
>>24357473Bless you Astelbro, he had some fun interactions with Shien and Izuru earlier. That was nice to see. I've also been looking for his ダダダ tenshi lately, so if you could direct me there if you already know, that would be nice.
>>24357534I don't think any of the holo are close to Tsukino Mito and Sio's mainstream popularity for that yet. Even FBK can't book gigs with mainstream figures like those two.
>>24357474Risu gf so she can use my PC for more streaming opportunities, and so I can know that she's happy...
A talking tree person that swears a whole lot.
>>24357474Hugging Noel in bed. Just that, hugging eachother until we both fall asleep
>>24357551Whatever you say Aqua. Get off 4chan and start streaming again!
>>24357474Holding hand with Pekora
>>24357542Pekopekopeko
>>24357533The only chuuba I've ever dreamt about was Haachama for some reason
>>24357542Eritto Ingurishu~
>>24357533I had a dream today were I got scolded by Sora for making a bad misinterpreted comment based on a meme which I would never write in real life..
>>24357474Having a Towa gf and best friend to share both good and bad things with. Basically my current life plus Towa.
>>24357521>deletedpussy too scared of the family attacking him
>>24357529>>24357539Does anyone know if there's been information leaked regarding minimum streaming hours required? 30 hours a month? 15? 10?>>24357550>3 times a weekSo just 12 hours a month, nice
>>24357547>>24357556
>>24357547I already applied, but regardless if they opened, I'd apply again. I'd be a lonely deadpan but empathetic hikkyloser who'd do outdoor streams in the forests if the iphone streaming would allow that to youtube. Also a bit autistic about racing games and alcohol.
>>24357538As long as she can still make videos
>>24357547>Australia>tanned alcoholic slut with a foul mouthI'd say I wish we could just keep Haachama but I don't wish Australia upon Haachama.
>>24357573You sound like someone who thinks they're way more interesting than they are
>>24356825I think provincial people are generally nicer and Manila kind of sucks to live in but it's where most of the business is at. Cebu is a good mix of both provincial and metropolitan living in the right places where you can own a business and also build a mansion in the "suburbs"/outskirts if you want to, and a has a good mix of nature from beaches to actually cool climate mountains. Bacolod in Negros is great for very chill and relaxed living with a mainly agrarian society outside of the city, outside the rotational blackouts on the weekends (but if you're a foreigner you can probably afford a generator or just do what locals do and spend time at businesses). All of this is out of lockdown, right now it's pretty fucking shit no matter where you are. t. Burger in Flipland
Peko?
>>24357568it's your conscience telling you to stop being such a shitposter
>>24357474Going on a date with Towa that starts out awkward but ends up being a real blast and the start of a beautiful relationship.
>>24357576fuck that give me a bogan who just slams down bourbon and smokes cones all day holostarEN please hire me
>>24357547HoloBR. Truly something that should never be realized. Probably a football-playing brown tomboy? Which by the way is not representative of woman here at all so it would surely be disastrous in that regard. Just give her a samba dancer outfit and everyone's happy.
>>24357573>>24357577That hurt me even if it wasn't me you're replying toFuck you
>>24357474I want to play through the coop campaigns for halo 1-3 with Miko.Sorry if that's too degenerate
yoisho
>>24357474Lords of the Locker Room but with Marine and Korone
>>24357570it was too mean-spirited
>>24357547>AustraliaHoloCN already exists
>>24357474I'd like to go to a baseball game with PPT and Korone.
Why do whiteknights love Towa so much? It's common knowledge that any woman with a lot of male friends has never been single for long. Towa 100% has a boyfriend right now.
>>24357471everybody getting hit with a second wave of covid this coming winter, but americans going to be hit the hardest because of their poor job during the first wave and the protests
>>24357590I only said it because it also applies to me, if that makes you feel any better
>>24357598Who cares, I just enjoy watching herI want to wife another holo
>>24357547Colombia here, she would be an Amazoness warrior that is drunk almost every time and knows how to make some good coffee
SUBARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24357598You cracked the code, white knights are cucks.Congratulations!
>>24357390This makes sense to me, I'm glad it happened at all, but sucks we're still in this potentially forever.
What is your favorite korone meme?
>>24357588Who is your favorite holo huebro?
>>24357474Go to a Suisei concert and then she lets me enter backstage.
>>24357598Stop projecting Rushianigger.
>7kFBK on the incline!
>>24357613Her saying the GTA word
>>24357547>Argentina>A gaucho, someone from a villa, a cocky girl.I think it could work, somehow
>>24357613X-potato
https://streamable.com/dfcctt
>>24357529They will never be honest with their wages but I'd imagine they got minimum wage salary just to be an employee of Cover then receives bonuses based on their performance.I doubt these girls would continue working with YAGOO if they were compensated with peanuts. Especially Subaru.
Imagine the smell.
Mio is definitely the basedest of holos.
You, Haachama, Pekora and Miko are all stranded on an island. You have to choose one to:>sacrifice themselves and eat their corpse>go out and explore the island for supplies>stay at camp with you to fuckWhich ones do you pick for which tasks?
>>24357617Haachama, she's too precious
Aqua listens to Tupac.
>>24357608Dude why are you posting member stuff here?
>>24357598I hope she does have a bf, and is on the way towards creating a big, happy family that Abe would be proud of.
>>24357473Izuru is pretty based, check him out
>>24357621I want to enter Suisei's backstage.
たすかるhttps://twitter.com/347th/status/1274297797425065984?s=09https://twitter.com/347th/status/1274289163932626945?s=19https://twitter.com/ymd_mn_/status/1274276914832670720?s=19
>>24357639eat miko, peko goes exploring while i fuck haachama all day
>>24357613I really enjoy how quickly she can bring out clipart and start something. Hammering youtube itself is a favorite of mine.
>>24357547Just look at Vocaroofag, and you know why I don't want a Holo branch here.
>>24357639I sacrifice myself so that Pekora and Miko can fuck while Haachama finds supplies
>>24357632>Okayu in this moment
>>24357547>HoloMXJust your tipical fujoshit, a mariachi girl, narco girl and some dancer girl.And yeah, it could work here.
>>24357613Does her gaijin summoning word count?
>>24357613piki piki
>>24357651Where is vocaroofag from anyway? Some SEA shithole i presume by how he sounds. Either that or Canada.
>>24357639Sacrifice Peko, rabbits are tastyTell Haachama to explore and gather suppliesFuck Mikochi.
>>24357639Pekora ears regenerate really fast.
>>24357639I will kill both Haachama and myself so Pekora and Miko can fuck and survive.
>>24357639Go out because I don't want to see their faces
>>24357547I can't imagine what someone from HoloPH should be. What the fuck Naisip ko basurero dahil kay Miko
>>24357639I choose the option 4:>Find a hidden alcohol stash and drink together until a rescue party finds us!
>>24357639>StewHaachama>Explorer*Sniff*>Unga Bunga jungle sexMiko
>>24357649>killing MikoThat's not very cash money of you, Anon...>>24357652>killing yourselfNoble, but foolish
>>24357598I love Towa and I'm no whiteknight, I made fun of her jacking off people on stream for weeks before actually watching her and joining the family. I think she just hit all the right notes for me, her voice, her sense of humour, her attitude towards games and her mami's amazing design, but most of all her habits/manners were something between what I am and what I want to be and that made me stick with her.
>>24357656I know you're referring to HEY GUUUUUUYS but recently she just said X-potato five times in a row and flooded the chat with eops instantly, it was actually funny
>>24357661>Tell Haachama to explore and gather suppliesCongratulations! You have died.
>>24357659I'm assuming he's from the same shithole I'm from, Singapore
>>24357669You're the fool, once they eat me I'll be a part of them forever.
>>24357639Eat pekora because for the rabbit meat, send miko to look for supplies since she would do a good job at that, I guess fuck haachama but she would mainly be there for moral support I dont want retarded children.
>>24357598i like experienced womenvirgin women suck at sex
>>24357639>eat miko>send haachama to finds supplies>fuck the rabbit
>>24357598The Madonna-Whore Dichotomy (MWD) denotes polarized perceptions of women in general as either “good,” chaste, and pure Madonnas or as “bad,” promiscuous, and seductive whores. According to the theories this arises from unresolved sexual complexes or evolved psychological tendencies, I present the argument that Towafags have inadvertently flipped this dichotomic tendency at the moment Towa suffered the yabee incident, this event acted as a trigger wherein most anons paradoxically shifted their image of Towa from a perceived whore to a Madonna irregardless of the evidence provided.
>>24357598Your favourite holo will never be your girlfriend, m8. No matter how much money you shovel her way.
>>24357639Haachama stew sounds good, especially with how smelly her feet is.
>>24357598Sexy Deep Voice
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1274930718808760321?s=19Bighead Matsuri...
>>24357648IZURU?!?
>>24357573>Also a bit autistic about racing games and alcohol.Filling up racing niche could be a big hit for you desu.Your fanbase will be full of people who are rich enough to have racing rigs and/or people who actually have a bunch of cars and rice them and they might throw a bunch of money for you.
>>24357547>ChileHonestly I have no idea. Nothing good ever comes out of this shithole.
>>24357676This. Imagine trusting Haachama with your life
>>24357598I hope she has a bf, I also hope the older holos (age-wise) have families.
>>24357659>Some SEA shithole i presume by how he sounds. Either that or Canada.I laughed more than I should lo seinto
>>24357675you got the clip of that?
>>24357698Weon...It would be probably a "flaite" or a "huasa"
>>24357688But you're never going to have sex with her. So you're basically saying you like women when they've had sex with lots of men for some reason that isn't related to your chances with them.
>>24357547>HoloRUI'm not entirely sure it'd work out that well.As for the stereotype, it'd be that same cold russian girl you see in anime all the time.Drawn by Hayami Rasenjin of course.
>>24357681until they shit you out and and every cell in a person's body replaces itself every 7 years so that's as long as you'll be a part of them>>24357684>calls Haato a retard>not making more rabbit children to have a larger populationNGMI
>>24357694
>>24357474I want to build a new rig together with Risu, and laughing at every simple mistakes she made while I rubbed my face all over her fluffy tail.
>>24357675Yeah thats what I was referring to. An X-potato is fine too.
>>24357699I'm trusting her with the life of my baby inside her.
>>24357710Imagine the Suisei collab
>>24357706Actually the first thing that came to my mind was "otaku that swears a lot" so basically an otaku flatie? I don't know.
>>24357659He has a weird Chinese-British accent. So it's Hong Kong, Singapore or Vancouver
Fbk's mama spoke truths about Hololive. He comments about Holos trying to help Holostars but that's just Holos feeling bad because Holos are doing good and Stars aren't. Critics that, if they just had stayed as a female group Hololive would have gained more in the long end, since the investment in a female vtuber gives more money as long as the girl has a cute voice.He really wanted to make more goods with fbk's image but Holo management stops him because hololive has to take a cut and they have to arrange all things but he feels like they could have done a better job by letting a third party to manage goods instead of Hololive just going around begging to companies. If only they had managed like Niji, they'd have won 3x more.His involvement with fbk is just a job and also he feels that fans will kill him if he had become close with Fubuki's inside persona. He said that he wasn't involved in development of fbk's figure, even though all, he'll endure with it 'cause Hololive still pays enough to live leisurely.
>>24357474Gun range date with the hikki miko, there's an indoor range close by with a really good BBQ diner attached to it that I think she'd enjoy.
>>24357639Sacrifice haachama, pekora and miko fuck and I pretend to go look for supplies but instead I watch them from hiding
>>24357713I don't get this. What does the image on the left have to do with her message?
>>24357692There is a longer term plan however around this.Spend all your time on making it so you can marry them when they retire.
>>24357676I mean, you don't have many options...
>>24357718I'm still not sure why the PRIDE is associated with Russians.
>>24357474Each of the Holos get a moped.
https://files.catbox.moe/qixxf9.webm
>>24357729pekora...
>>24357728One of her grandparents is unironically slav. Not confirmed if it's Russian.
Come and give their song a listen. It's really good. Yesterday, Rikka made a 3D debut and it was really fantastic. So dont forget to support the holostars.https://youtu.be/VXTZN-06nzo
>>24357711Why would we want to repopulate a deserted island thats retarded.
>>24357720There isn't an "otaku flaite" anon, that 2 concepts are too diferent
>>24357710Earth chan seemed to be alright. Quite a lot people liked her when her channel was posted in /vyt/ back in the old days.
>>24357733
>FBK humming Tsubasa wo Kudasai to herselfShe too goddamn cute
>>24357474All, and I mean ALL streams and videos getting officially and fully translated by non-SEAniggers within two weeks.But that will never happen.
>>24357725It's how whiteknight cucks imagine themselves.
>>243577265 years...
>>24357736Thanks collab poster!
>>24357727Haato might be a great scavenger. She's part auzzie right? She should have some experience on the Outback, no?
>>24357474Roleplaying as Mel's stalker and rapist
>>24356011Bros I'm falling in love with a drunken erufu...
>>24357722Damn, I guess I'll just completely believe this...
>>24357598Yes im her boyfriend
>>24357725It's a 5ch meme, Anon.
>>24357736This reminds me of that worldwide version cover of this song, with people from many different countries singing each line in their own language. It's really cool.
>>24357728https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_City,_Russia
>>24357705Nah, but it was recent. Somewhere in the getting over it or missing children or stigmatized property streams almost certainly
>>24357725Ask 5ch>>243577465ch made that
>>24357739Maybe. Well something like a moe thugh might work. Actually yes, I really want a delinquent Holo.
>>24357642Stupid duck keeps posting scaled down images as ""wallpapers""
>>24357722Too long, can vocarooanon read this?
>>24357722Sauce?
>>24357547A country with lots of alpacas so just make her one, everyone loves those fluffy fuckers.Their wool is expensive but alpacas are often raised by poor people around here, so maybe have her be a streetwise, cunning girl that aims to climb up in the vtuber ranks to live a good life with all her fans.
I'm gonna fuck a bunny
>>24357759Kinda cute how 5ch still associates blond haired caucasians with the word foreigner.
>>24357759>5ch cucksMy point still stands.
>>24357738>Why would we want to repopulate a deserted islandSo you can eat the children until help arrives. Think man, THINK!
>>24357713Damn, la familia look like THAT?
>>24357749Probably, i mean, you have>Pekora, she would probably ate all the food>Miko, same as retarded as hachaama
>>24357722Got a link to this? It's insightful.
>>24357474Holding my little shion daughters hand as she "NEEE"'s for me to stop and get her ice cream just for coming to the store with me.
>>24357736This song always weirds me the fuck out. It's literally just them sining about how you shouldn't kill yourself in an extremely on-the-nose way
Have any holos played undertale?
>>24357774They just like how it looks, the low percentage of blondes in most places is not really a secret.
>>24357775The Japanese imagine themselves as a blonde foreigner. Gotcha.
>>24357787Towa WAS and then her save data got fucked up.
>>24357787Join the family.
>Roboco read Donaldo Trampo supacha>"Yabai!"Roboco is a Democrat unsubscribed
>>24357725If I recall the guy on 5ch said that reading that message made him feel like making that little doodle.
>>24357772hews I know you fucking lurk, draw risu
>>24356906>>24357772Is this Hews?
>>24357784Explain?
>>24357779Miko's retarded is a bit different from Hachaama's retarded. It's hard to explain but the ultimate point is that Miko is less retarded
>>24357787I'm pretty sure Subaru did
>>24357601>poor job during the first waveActually, per million, America is about the same as most European countries.>there'll be a second wave this winterNo, there won't be. And every non-Western country will understand how to not over-react, just like the first-wave.
>>24357807Yes.https://twitter.com/hews__/status/1274904124853825539?s=20
>>24357787Subaru, Mio, Towa, Choco, Suisei and Matsuri, go check Jetri.co
>>24357800She knew that was a fake Trump. She didn't believe in fake news.
I'm hews, AMA
>>24357790I wouldn't bet on it, Paris Syndrome is a thing.
>>24357806I don't know what is there to explain. Just read the lyrics. It's basically saying that even if your life is shit you should keep going. It even talks about maintaining basic habits like eating properly and talking to people. It's a song about suicide prevention.
>>24357474Whether the narrative of Korone being a singlemother/divorced/widow, I want to take care of her. I want to cook her food and take care of that dumb dog so much. Give her all the attention in the world.
>>24357787Subaru has an amazing playthrough. Mio, Matsuri, and Suisei have beaten it too I think. Korone and Okayu have beaten it on their own time in the past.
>>24357821Who is your favorite holo?
>>24357808That doesn't change so much the situation
>>24357769This used to be the link but Mito quit the VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBid_1jWd0
>>24357821how often does Iofi slide into your DMs for nudes
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274934444541874176 Based????
>Matsuri is on break>tweets up a storm every daywhat did she mean by this
holy fuckwhy are these threads so fucking fast?
Why didn't anyone tell me Fubuki was so cute?
>>24357722It's even worse than that.They are sabotaging their own channel for no reason thinking that by making collabs with them some of their fans will subscribe to the holostar channel, disregarding the fact that most of the holos have a 98% male viewer base, and some of the biggest superchat contributors feel NTR'd and stop contributing to their channel after this.This may be a good test to see who is psychologically weak and easy to guilt pressure into doing something they don't have to do.
When are they giving Towa... a stupid Arale Bibi hat?
>>24357821Why
>>24357836The squirrel is getting too powerful.
>>24357736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9SWOk2J6awWhoa both version have subs now.
>>24357830Senchou>>24357833Don't worry about it
Cover should've focused on group band approach for the Stars instead of making them an idol considering that all of them cant dance. It would also take a different approach for the Stars instead of trying to copy the girls.
>>24357841This is the will of /hlg/
>>24357831Yea I suppose you're right
>>24357836I've never watched a single stream by this squirrel but I love how based she is.
>>24357836Risu go fuck off.
>>24357836Gotta love how she seems to do whatever she wants, there are no rules for the tree rat.
>>24357790>>24357822I really want to find out what it's like to be in Japan as a blue-eyed, blonde-haired guy.
>>24357841Because we're got a lot to shitpost about and only so little time to do it in
>>24357841/v/ and /a/ run this place.
>>24357841I'm going to fuck you.
>>24356697SuiseiPlease post the results here when you're done with your analysis.
>>24357821how based are youI'd say a lot
>>24357474I dreamt about Subaru like 2 nights ago even though I really like her but don't really watch her too regularly. We went on a fishing trip on my car to a nearby beach, camped near the rocks and cuddled inside our sleeping bag after catching nothing, waking up completely broke me and I still remember the dream vividly constantly.
>>24357802https://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1592463973/259Nope I'm misremembering, he just said that he was free on the train so he drew itWhy that message is there will have to remain a mystery
mozambique only!
>>24357832Well guess I'll just believe you then. Cover's incompetence is nothing new anyway.
>>24357841Hololive is at its peak and /v/ is sleeping over because their meidos don't want them to talk about e-celebs.
>>24357804>seafag drawing seafagswouldn't be surprised if there's some like, inherent feelings of awkwardness there
>>24357847I'm sure she would love it, but that's not the kind of art she would retweet or use for anything.
>>24357836Fucking squirrel stop being like that, im gonna fall in love with you...
god my listening comprehension is god awful, which holo is the easiest to listen to in order to improve that....
>>24357841We're not fast. They are slow.
>>24357840She needs her attention, its like a drug that keeps her living
>>24357598I don't like Towa that much but I thought her making fun of that quickshot was funny af so she's cool
>>24357836Gettin a little too cocky there. Seriously, trying to get to 100k is going to be hard.
>>24357878Okayu by a wide margin.
>>24357762they are for phones retard
>>24357878Miko!
>>24357878Luna
>>24357868I've played like that before, it's fun on a fresh account in the low level lobbies.
>>24357878Subaru
>>24357878MatsuriOkayuMio
>>24357836Put a trip on risu so I can filter you
>>24357885>PC版Retard
>>24357878Marine
>>24357873100% this, plus generals are discouraged on /v/ and I guess a general about e-celebs wouldn't fly on /vg/ either
>>24357836FUCK, ALL I WANT IS A PROPER KARAOKE STREAM, FUCKING TREE RAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24357551Aqua's big black ass!
>FBK will never be your immortal grannywhy even exist
>>24357883She could get alot if she makes a proper cover videoBut she's too poor to do that
But, why Mozambique?
>>24357878subaru, marine, shion, mio
I WANNA MARRY TOWA AND HAVE HER SING THIS TO ME EVERY MORNING!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pF_0OgFdNs
>>24357878Most are easy enough for practice while soloHaachama though, what the fuck...
Could you really resist...
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE SUPACHAS AT?
>>24357883>going to be hardIt will take 10 days
>>24357908How do you deck work if you don't have internet?
>>24357841/a/, /v/, /wsg/, offsiters from twitter/reddit, you name it. These threads have the most activity on the entire site because of it.
>>24357915FBK the ARS Goddess
>>24357914I couldn't, then we'd both wake up the next morning, hungover and full of regret.
>>24357915I got chu mate
>>24357918works fine without internet
Fat cat, always eating rice balls.
>>24357866Also only three of the replies to this post are insulting Towa. Rejoice towafags, your girl's slowly making it!
>>24357907Apex meme
>>24357836>not riding the wave while it's still hotFuck off, cocky little shit
>>24357915Toma Fubuki, compra dulce de leche
>>24357926Do you manually write the sentences? Sounds like it would take a while to transcribe from the audio.
>>24357749>>24357639We already know that Haachama on a deserted island with listeners results in her dying every time.https://youtu.be/Lcg0eMir-ZU?t=520
why is fubuki playing for so long?
>>24357474beach date with mikochi! getting wasted and looking at the stars!
>>24357836Hololive is somehow the most exposure I have to the entire country of Indonesia. I can't even point to it on a map.
Wow look at all these akasupas in FBKs stream
>>24357945Isn't it in Donesia?
>>24357935>white bank of argentina>black thumbMi negro...
>>24357936manual yes, but you can kind of save some time with the auto generated captions sometimes and yomichan's anki export feature. the auto generation is wrong a lot of time though so gotta fix that
>>24357945All I know about ID is that you can get good food there for 50 cents.
>>24357945I think it's somewhere below Japan and near the flips. Indonesia is like a ton of islands or something right? Maybe even near Singapore?
>>24357945My friend pretended to be a girl from Indonesia for free items in Gunbound. He ended up learning a decent amount about the country so he could keep his ruse going.
She's in it for love not money!
>>24357914You can't resist this /hlg/
what did Matsuri mean by this?
>>24357935How do I use this meme currency?
>>24357945Isn't it just the poor man's Philippines?
>>24357963Stop... that's haram
>>24357959Women love only one thing anon...
I like Risu because she got some real talent. She can go from a high pitched little fuck to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4WZD9JDWvgNot to mention she can speak decent english, japanese and whatever the fuck they speak in Indonesia.
>>243579654th gen is a bunch of fatties and can't match up to 2nd gen like Matsuri.
>>24357963
QuestionSeeing as how the director(s) in 3D streams can affect objects and spawn things, I started to wonder. Is the 3D tech (programming, tracking hardware) developed in-house?
>>24357965Narrativebros?!
>>24357968how the fuck is that possible
>>24357945What surprised me the most was its size. I've always thought Indonesia was similar to Malaysia if not smaller. Turns out it's actually bigger by a factor of six. No wonder Cover and Niji were interested.
The face of Hololive.
One day she will finish it?
>>24357978I'm pretty sure they're just using a Unity scene and placing in objects.
>>24357940She's playing until she gets an akasupa
>>24357985didn't the thumbnail use to change?
>>24357966You could change your location with a VPN but PLEASE don't do it, argentinian money is so shit the transaction cost from the akasupa is more than it's value, making the holo actually lose money from getting it
>>24357985Its a cute face.
>>24357930The stomach of hololive!
>>24357945I'm sure most anons here are similar, probably didn't know Bali is inside it too
>pick up somethingYoisho>slideYoisho>got shotYoisho
>>24357985I think they were changing the thumbnail every x days and then lost interest after Ayame w
>>24357995What the fuck is Bali
>>24358003Bogans favorite beachs and recreational spots.
>>24358001Imagine the sex
>>24358002She probably fucked the guy in charge to keep her picture there like she always does for everything she wants
>>24358001Yoisho is fubuki's fuck
Would you guys care if your favorite holo collabed with a homo?
>>24358003an island where tenkaichi budokai held
>>24358001>hijack your boatYoishohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mggqvKvPww
>>24357965what the fuck googleWhen 4th gen 3d comes out matsuri is gonna collapseShe'll leave custody of her corpse with the matsurisu
I'm an ESL What chuubas should I watch?
I love catgirls but Okayus design isn't doing it for me, it's just bad
>>24358002I think Ayame was the last girl, they changed it to each girl for one day and since Ayame was the last day she just got to be there forever.
>>24357991That's some fucked up process. Shouldn't youtube remove this payment option?At least I understand why I can get a red SC with 50€.We are considered poor compared to japanese/american standards...
>>24357985When's the next large hololive group song?
>>24358017Not if I'm that homo
>>24357994Here's an even better image
>>24358021The rat
>>24358017Don't even start.
>>24358021Haato, Risu and Coco.
>>24358021The ID girls
>>24358001>loom at supercha total after streamYoisho
>>24358022Mother of Holostars...
https://files.catbox.moe/7g9jta.webm
>>24358020Google creates better narratives than this place
>>24358021Korone
Which holo would be okay with polygamy?
>>24358017Fuck off, I don't want to summon the spergs.
>>24358029Youtube still gets its cut so I don't think they'll change it anytime soon
>>24358030Do you have all the thumbs archived?
>>24358025as you fish!
>>24358010>insert penis into herYoisho
>>24357985>one of the top tier holo designs>wasted on a boring, lazy cunt
>>24358028Ayame wsa the first
>>24358030You won't see it until Holofes.
>>24358046Ayame would be okay with an open relationship
>>24357995i thought bali was its own little island off near new guinea?
>>24357691Stop misapplying the madonna-whore complex, I only originally used it to make fun of anons who couldn't fap to their favorite holo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJTb7DcXSIL*ger?! M*tsuli??
>>24358017Potential husband candidate for my daughter. I would be very happy.
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1274939899439837185?s=20For anemachi...
>>24358056>do analIMA SCATMAN
>>24358056>She shoves finger up your assYoisho
あっ
>>24358021Korone, Risu, Haachama.
>>24358046This girl.
>>24358078why are her panties still on?
>>24358073That was a SHITTY joke eh? haha!
>>24358073Do you think she would want the Titanic recorder cover playing during sex?
When's dog going to play DOOM...
Akihttps://youtu.be/HhPItQuxpoA
>>24358078DO NOT
>>24358072Suisei is going to end up losing until the end. It's rigged.
>>24358072https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1274940035637243904
>>24358072Famichiki...
>>24358086Don't be silly, idols can't actually poop ...right?
>>24357866Imagine sitting next to a guy on the train and out of the corner of your eye you see him drawing shitposts like that
>>24358090You got permission to ask that question?
>aki>azki>coco>chocoWho comes up with these names?
>>24357971but still better than wearing hijab but dressing like a whore..
>>24358017Only some holos I'd be a bit confused or annoyed over, but certain ones I could see having fun collabs or collabs that just make sense like an Aki and Roberu collab. And in this scenario, I purely mean for zatsudans or game collabs, music is a different story and I honestly just don't want that because I feel like music would lead to shipperfags because "OMG THEIR VOICES SOUND SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!"
>>24358090Let it go, nigga.
>>24358103FUCK PERMISSION
>>24358090get over it already
>>24358017I would not watch it and try to ignore the existence of the stream...If it got really bad and happened very often I may get triggered into the Kizunai AI clone saga depression syndrome and switch to a new vtuber.
>>24358106it's me, sorry bro.
>>24358090Never because no permission but she can always play chex quest
Towa is losing superchat AND viewers. Take that, white knights.
>>24358078Sora's pooping...
>>24358101
>>24358101Artia_taking_a_shit.webm
>>24358101They can only poop when their butthole is covered by my mouth
>>24357976Anonchama
>>24358108https://files.catbox.moe/qe2yod.webm can you blame them?
I'm an hour late on this but it looks like Towa might be playing APEX tonight instead of Valorant. I hope so because I don't like watching Valorant.
>>24357306>tfw you know enough Japanese to understand like 60% of the stream>you are not aware of the existence of that one chuuba that would surely be your favorite>once you do found her, she has already graduated, or worse, be replacedWould this be considered worse?
>>24358125>tfw your holo apparently watched aikatsu and followed these rules to the line
>>24358017
>>24358101>Pekora: Marine, I found a massive poop, you must be nearby>Marine: What are you talking about? Senchou's poop isn't huge like that, it's tiny!>Pekora: Aren't you supposed to say you don't poop?The ARK collab last week was pretty hilarious
>>24358113She hasn't finished GOI either...
>>24358093She has a beautiful voice
>>24358133I hate watching solo Valorant. It's just kinda boring and very the same.
It's time for real tete hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muWX7n8znVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hHPk-mZCUY
tower is just like me...
>>24357907Mozambique is deliberately the weakest gun in the game. The only reason you'd use it is to style on people. Players ping Mozambiques on the ground as a joke.
what's the deal with permissions?
Looks like the Nijisanji anon was right but he was couple of days off. Niji anon tell us more details about Hololive.
>>24358143There's something horribly fucked about the UI because half the time I can't tell that they've died and I'm watching them spectate a teammate.
>>24358151do you even have permission to ask this anon?
I honestly wouldn't feel that sad if Fubuki graduated and it's a shame I feel that way.
>>24358157yeah i asked the captcha, and it said "sure, just solve this stupid puzzle for my AI system"
>>24358154You can't just post this and not tell us what the international thing was.
>>24358135Only Kanata does it.
>>24358154They didn't announce shit, retard
>>24358154I wonder what happened to that guy
>>24358017I agree with >>24358136, fuck off don't even start
>>24358150It's better than the pistols with that "new" attachment. 100+ damage to unshielded players is a serious threat.It was however irredeemable garbage before that.
>Luna finally found her niche and is growing nicely.>Meanwhile Towa is still TowaWhat can she do to stop being the dead-weight of it’s gen?I understand the webcam and male discord incidents really fucked her up but it’s been months, surely nobody still cares about that, right?
I still want the homos to play a WWE game with custom characters that look like them
>>24358017(You)
>>24358166Obviously thursday came and we didn't get shit so we said fuck that guy.
Narrative-hours, post your best!
>>24358165they rebranded one of their branches into an English branch>>24357407and just made an official Niji English channel
>>24358175Oh no, now I want that too, but we're probably never going to get it. Fuck.
>>24358174>surely nobody still cares about that, right?You're underestimating the power of autism.
>>24358154>capping your own postlarp somewhere else retard
>>24358175I wish we would get a wrestling fan Holo
>>24358180YAGOO has actually spent all our supacha money on wonderful things that no one in Hololive and Holostars can talk about, but we'll see it in the upcoming months.
>>24358174she needs to be less psycho on the rare collab she does get
>>24358125Love between girls is fine though.
FBK just got supas!
>>24358154In that case it's easy to find out who has a boyfriend or something similar.That would be the holos most eager to do collabs with the holostars or those getting caught...And you could add some uncertainty to the holos who stream less often..
>>24358183yikes
>>24358183Oh boy I can't wait to listen to EN vtubers speaking in an Indian accent.
>>24358183Wow. They made a youtube channel. HUGE. Call me back when they actually translate whole streams and not just make short skits.
Rushia is literally made for BIG fandead cocks
>>24358072My favorite part is how lots of replies got a win after looking at her results lmaoHer reactions every day is cute as fuck
>>24358183>>24358154Alright, I'm retarded. That's actually something. Looks like the insider is legit. Sorry for calling you a retard.
Just woke up. What's the latest fanfiction?
>>24358174Be herself.
>>24358154>>24358183>something big for international EOP audiences
>>24358174Imagine Marine vs Luna
>>24358214That Aki is housewife.
>>24358208Fandeads are all lolicon so they got small cocks.
>>24358205I watched a clip of them out of curiosity, and they actually have normal sounding voices, which makes me wonder if the NijiINs were even INs to begin with.
>>24358208i still can't get used to her new design, did i get filtered?
>>24358217At least was something
>>24358214HoloEN will actually be Holo India.
>>24358214aqua come back from vacation
>>24358200Haachama...
>>24358205What if they're a programming vtuber. Those indian youtubers are pretty useful
>>24358217I'm gonna wish them luck. Niji will not support them and they're gonna need a game plan ahead of time.
>>24358154>All leaks about Niji>the Hololive part is just speculationdumbassess, just because he knows what's going on with Niji, doesn't mean he knows shit about Hololive.
>>24358221Accent training is a thing in India, but some of them could be overseas or something
>>24358174Wait for Towa's dancing and hip movements when she gets her 3D debut. It'll be her big break.
>>24358241This
>>24358235Please don't trigger my PTDS, anon. I spent countless hours going through stackoverflows and shitty Indian youtube tutorials on how to program when I first started learning programming.
>>24358235Math teacher vtubers
>>24358214Suisei is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? *hit noises* *ding* Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Suisei’s….mother? Your moves were a little bit off my child, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Family Mart™ Chicken. Thanks Mom. Now, let’s smash this noob!
>>24358237>Niji will not support themAre they allowed to monetizate or THEY DO IT FOR FREE?
>>24358154I wouldn't be surprised if that was a Niji employee considering that Ichikara posted a post about 4chan on his twitter, Too lazy to find it.
I showed you my nut please respond.
>>24358249>sonFUCK I missed one
>>24358174I don't think she'll ever be as popular as the others on anything that isn't singing or dancing, but she probably has the higher engagement % from fans in her gen with the exception of kson (not Coco). Towa is the niche herself.
why roboco...
>>24358254You can't bait Risu that easily.
>>24358219its a narrative i believe in
>>24358180Aqua's break was because she got married and went on a honeymoon vacation. She is now pregnant and will eventually start talking about how nauseous she is in streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Myyr6vNxgjamming to this
>>24358205
>>24358257________
>>24358252oh yeah, he's likely actually a Niji employee, but that wouldn't really mean he knows anything about the Holos, the post that anon even capped is just him speculating about Holos because of what he knows about Niji members.
>>24358174Towa has had nearly equal growth with Luna in the past month.
>>24358257There was an anon saying he liked rat. I expect supacha from him.
I wish i have JK Marine as girlfriend
>>24358251What I mean is, NijiJPN is already "Sink or Swim" and they basically told KR and ID to fucking do good and then nothing, NijiEN is basically on their own outside of mercy/pity from the other branches and you can bet JPN does not care,
>>24358257cute rat...
>>24358174the only thing towa has going for her is her design. even ppt is more engaging.
>>24358249i hope she shills more famichicki anemachi really needs that sponsorship
>>24358174Most people don't realize that she generally has a strict stream schedule, and most are either in the mornings or in the evenings, from 8-9, for a couple hours. She's probably busy with real life stuff otherwise. Streaming frequently and for long hours has a pretty strong correlation to the speed of growth and the simple fact of the matter is she doesn't stream a ton comparatively to other holos.
When Aqua comes back, she'll reveal that Hololive has permission again due to how hard she worked for it...
>>24358257This is what happens when you only have permission to play 5 games
>>24358268>implying he hasn't met Subaru and Matsuri and talked to both of them personally
>>24358281aqua spend 3 weeks sucking every dick at nintendo just to get games back...
>>24358273NijiEN is already doomed because it's literally just a branch that was already failing being rebranded to something else and hoping that will somehow change things.
>>24358281just imagine this little onion going around with peices of paper asking game studios for permission
>>24358266show bobs and vagene vtuebr plis
>>24358174Her stream times are weird, I don't watch Towa cause she's not for me but as an Eufag her hours are weird, Maybe she has a part time job or something but she's rarely on at prime time hours like everyone else unless it's a collab.
>>24358285Can confirm, my dad works at nintendo
>>24358281i can't believe aqua had sex with the corpse of satoru iwata while yagoo watched.
>>24358289Why imagine if it's actually what she did...
>>24358287Oh shit, that's even funnier. GOOD LUCK NijiEN!
>>24358237>went to check their channels>they are already calling themselves Niji EN>speaking mostly in japaneseApparently the JOPs took a liking to them.
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274943163669471232Incoming weekly acapella!
>>24358273I'm fucking glad holoID can get JPs collab after their first month. Exposures from Asacoco and other holoJPs help too.
>>24358263Imagine Aki being sex deprived and drinking all day because her husband doesn't even come home in the weekdays and always too tired and sleeping during the weekends.
>>24358287>pajeet streamerskek
Hey guys leaker here, since our management works very closely with Holos I can tell you that Kiryu Coco will have her 3D steam on the 27th and may or may not get a call from one of our members but definitely from at least one of Hololives. Also the sky is blue sorry I can't say anymore it's against my NDA i'll keep you posted on more HUMONGOUS news later.
I'm not a Niji employee nor a Holo employee but even I know some Holos have boyfriends. How? Because I'm not a delusional virgin.
>>24358284I doubt he would personally interact with members of another company, if he worked for Ichikara, chances are he'd primarily be talking to members of Ichikara while the actual managers of Niji members would be the ones talking to vtubers of another company.
dozo
https://streamable.com/8ucd5xTowa...
>>24358299I liked the part where you excluded the most popular NijiID from this image
>>24358297Fucking tree rat, do a song cover please
>>24358266girl u so beutifulbobs show bobsno no superchatgive $500 in itunes giftcards instead
>>24358304We need more people like you Anon, At least the majority of us don't care.
>>24358283I imagine this time might be a good opportunity for small indie devs who want more people to notice their game. They can just send a formal message or letter to Cover saying that they have full permission to stream their game and a holo might end up picking it up as a result.
>>24358309Why does Towa tell every hololive member to refer to as menhera...
>>24358310We already know Hana has the most subs. Even more than holoIDs.
D-does anyone have Haachama's "Girls are cute if they're almost retarded" iimage?
>>24358283EA and Ubisoft already unlocked...Nintendo will be soon...
>>24358309Towa...
>>24358315>tfw we have no gamedevs here using hololive as their shillTo be fair the holos don't always do a great job. They make the game seem broken a lot of times.
>>24358297JUST DO A PROPER KARAOKE STREAM!
>>24358304I mean few girls definitely had boyfriends and there is very good evidence to suggest that. Some of them even admitted it in their previous life.
Why is Spades watching Korone's stream on her stream?
>>24358309tsuneyami...
>>24358299The only NijiID worth saving to Niji as a company will be Hana.
150k soon!
>>24358284I was in the thread this guy was posting in, and he literally said that he rarely actually interacted with the vtubers, and he even said that if you tried to apply for a similar position in Cover, that you shouldn't be going in expecting that you'll get to have long conversations and tons of interaction with Holos.
>>24358257she played 60 seconds too, they probably have a list in their discord of games they're allowed to play and girls pick stuff from it to get a break from arkpex
>>24358175there was an anon who made videos about custom wwe vtuber characters having matches and got a few retweet from some of them
have any of the girls played cave story or just undertale and earthbound?
>>24358324I'm a filthy enginedev with a full time job, expect a game from me after the heat death of the universe, if the holos are still around then.
>>24358309How can Towa be more menhera than Marine?
>>24358320
>>24358254I'd show this tree rat my nuts.
>>24358315>implying devs have the time nor are even aware of vtubersCover and the Holos should be the ones sending emails out, not the other way around.
>>24358291Think she works at a pizza joint, delivering pizzas.
>>24358317I think she just accepted it a long time ago.https://streamable.com/21v2s9
>>24358338Okayu played Earthbound.
Okayu's schedule is up. Weekend's still undecided, so she'll update us later.
>>24358339How does one become an engine dev in this day and age? All the engine dev jobs I see require like 10 years experience minimum.
>>24358334Not soon enough! Looks like we'll be in the "Please subscribe" corner this week.
I'm a Hololive Gachikoi and I can assure you YAGOO would never hire women who have or had realtionships with men, Even though the seiyu is never seen and only the 2D/3D live if I find out that they have had sex I will not support COVER co. It is perfectly resonable for a woman to stay single as an idol from 17-80 years of age as long as I donate her 5000 yen to her a week, which is more than enough for her to support herself especially with the funds from COVER, also she should cater to my every need including: only playing games I like, not fucking doing zatsudans at the end of endurance streams, always perfectly waking up on time and never being sick and definitely NO TALKING WITH OTHER MALES !
>>24358350Why did she get such a slutty new outfit?
>>24358315Should we try to get New Blood on this?They're a pretty based publisher. A friend of mine is under them and has a game demo out.
>>24358338God I'd love a Cave Story stream. I don't think I've ever heard a holo talk about it though.
>>24358327Acapella is better because it means she can sing anything, though I hope she do it like watch-together stream, linking the music she's using so everyone can click play at the same time.
>>24358338Ange played Undertale
>>24358350whats the thursday one at 7pm?
>>24358348好きっていって…
>>24358354Because she's da bess.
Aqua singing Platinum Disco is unfathomably cute
>>24358355Do it anon. Do it now!
>>24358359Nickname for their 7 days to die team I think.
>>24358355But they would pick games in japanese. If you friend has one ready, then go ahead.
>>24358351You go intern at a company that actually makes their own engine and hope they convert you to full time. Or you make an engine in your own time as a hobby and don't do it as a job. It's advanced level autism, only get into it if you are actually really serious about programming.
>>24358317She doesn't the fucking dragon kept playing to her narrative and didn't bother to walk it back and let everyone know it was "just a prank bro" Now other members that haven't off collabed with Towa legit think she is one.If you watch her collabs with people not from hololive like her mother Rurudo or Sio they don't call her that.
>>24358315Because dealing with companies is 10000000x times worse than dealing with solo streamers.
>>24355986rushia bread>>>/v/513598060
>>24358364Aqua singing Renai Circulation is so cute...https://youtu.be/dOUaIOnzsUk
https://streamable.com/qf6o1w@Donald_Trump ze,,,zehi,,
>>24358369Ah.
>>24358368fuck, might end up just watching koro marine 3d instead
>>24358377YABAI
>>24358353Nice that we have JOPs posting here too. Your english is great bro!
>>24358375Why don't you just stay there?
>>24358353That's a nice thought Suisei fan!
>>24358342Thank you!
>>24358377Why does Roboco fear our president?
>>24358375meidos onegai
>>24358380I wouldn't blame you. Those streams have seemed a little aimless. She has another stream 2 hours later anyway.
>>24358377why does this guy keep doing this?
>>24358375>click catalog>very first thread is furry pornim glad i left
>>24358372If you look in the chats of people she's collabing with, they're all full of ヘラ様 too, Kanata had to specifically tell people to stop with that shit in her chat.
>>24358353Does this also apply to you and to the other fans giving superchats ?Witting in their chat is technically talking to them.
>>24358393The leader of the free world likes Roboco.
>>24358342>almost
>>24358391hoping for a surprise uta, but ill take a zatsudan if i must
>>24358400no, the guy keeps going to various vtubers and keeps trying to get them to say "thank you donald trump" it's not that funny, it just gets annoying when a vtuber is reading through superchats and they have to look at some green superchat from "Donald Trump"
>>24358395Yes, bless PPT, in another timeline her and Towa are the OTP as they were original meant to be
>>24358402I just want a game this week. I miss having a nice 2-5 hours with her. All her other streams are always kept to an hour. I'd wager zatsudan or karaoke is probably correct for that day though.
>>24356245Well I mean she's an eleven. Must feel nice being associated with a huge rack for a change.
>>24358405Shit like that is how you know we're starting to reach the twitch audience. At least there's no TTS or mediashare
>>24358372>>24358395Towa is literally nicknamed Tokoyami Menhera in their Discord server. Kanata said this herself.
>>24358372Do you think Coco has noticed the EOP's think she hates Towa? I would hope she doesn't, but it's really easy to think she does. It just betrays any sense of solidarity in gen 4 and as we see with gen 3. Solidarity sales.
肉棒
>>24358411Big women must learn to love their assets or hate themselves
>>24358411AHAHAHAHA, really anon?
>>24358410hell i'll take an apex stream if it had a goal, whats tuesday?
>>24356335Kanatan belongs in daughter tier.
>>24358421Shion and Okayu are finishing the thriller/comedy Onryo.
I'm in love with this tree rat.https://streamable.com/nn30ix
>>24356335this is the only relevant tierlist and you know it
>>24356386Is there one of these with Coco's duds on their lunch date?
>>24358411eleven as in 11/10 looks or eleven as in japanese?
>>24358267>tfw my mind filled in the blanksGod fucking damn it.
>>24358425
>>24358426I could totally seduce YAGOO
>>24358425stop samefagging Risunobody likes you itt
>>24358426where's holostars?
Any body who knows anything about Nijisanji know they are going to try their hands in the EN market and they hired some translators recently to sub highlight clips to get more EOPs.
>>24358355>New BloodOh that was a company I was thinking of joining
>>24358415this is like the marine old hag joke thoshes not actually the biggest menhera she prob just has some issues so its ok to joke about it. the real menheras theyd never joke about, just like they never actually call out korone for being an old divorced hag with 2 kids she doesnt take care of
>>24358423so thats what spirits meant, thanks
>>24358436I like her!
>>24358372lmao there he is again, the white knight who thinks towa aint on it too
>>24358425Risu, Haato and Coco to be rebranded as HoloEN
>>24358426damn not ever tiermaker made to the dating tier on this one
>>24358447
>>24358452Who is that girl?
>>24358426To be fair I wouldn't date myself either.
>>24358447Haato should stop pretending to be retarded and start using her normal speaking voice. She sounds way better, especially in english
>>24358425I'll say it againRisu's squirrel voice > adult voice
Love my shitposting titcow dragon.
>>24358432what is it? games onegai?
Can’t wait for the Artia and Coco collab to be awkward as fuck because Artia only knows how to spam twitch memes..
>>24358447>HaatoShe will be HoloPH
>>24358458
>>24358463Artia somehow learned to speak 'english' through a discord shitposting server, she's basically some kind of autistic savant.
>>24358441It is probably like that. The same way everyone in Hololive jokes about Rushia as menhera too. I'm just correcting the other two anons with their narratives.
>>24358453Nyarlathotep.
>>24358453el goblinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFmafcoUPqI
Help I've fapped to Marine 5 times today and I can't stop
>>24358463I hope she and her fags can shut up after that.
>>24358436What is wrong, anon? Are you scared Risu will soon have more subs than your favorite holo?
>>24358458shittiest taste ITT
>>24358472WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK
>>24358474>implying that they ever would
>>24358473Must be nice to be so young
>>24358460I don't know what it was supposed to be but I thought of okeyrrrat
>>24358416>Do you think Coco has noticed the EOP's think she hates Towa?that interaction between them during her birthday stream dispels any narratives that poisoned your brain into thinking like thattheir roommates interact and follow each other in twitter too
>>24356245>eyes immediately gravitate to pits before titsWhat has the internet done to me
>>24358426A hiki with shit conversational skills doesn't make a good boyfriend so it's understandable.
>>24358449I love these images of Towa in a dress, I hope she gets some nice alt outfits on day.
>>24358482oh that makes more sense
>>24358468That's not that weird, I know a few people who learned English from games like WoW.
>>24358484Shown you the true path of god.
>>24356335Move Risu to WifeLofi to NDAAqua to daughterMio to NDAKorone to Wife and I would 100% agree
>>24356335Shion and Luna should be in the compensated dating tier.
Dont forgot to watch her today
>>24358452
>>24358493Luna is pure
But gambling is haram.
just remember there's pretty much a 0% chance you'll ever meet your holo anyway, so whether she'd like you or not is irrelevant
>>24356438>17Anon that still to late
Did xqc just copy Hololive's games?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHUT_XrvVZc
>>24358500Hey man, 0.001% is still more than 0.
>>24358503is there anything worse than an ironic weeb?
Niji gonna havest all the EOPs from us.
>>24358494I can't wait for Aqua's grand return in which shMissing Children
>>24358503???Everyone and their mom in Japan plays that.
>>24358500I live in Melbourne. What are my chances now?
>>24356377Of course I'm a virgin anon, I only fuck people in the ass.
>>24358500JP holos? maybe. At least I have full infos on Iofi's location, and after that I'll raid holohouseID with my best friend Soo-Min.
>>24358509Thank god.
>>24358447Why Risu?
>>24358514still 0% because i already found her
>>24358520Jokes aside... he's right
>>24358509Dozo...
>>24358523Dang it
>>24358494Wait she's streaming today? When?
I love this vampire.
>>24358522Because she barely speaks indo and is the Stacy of her group that's why and I like her>>24358457She's alright when she's not being lazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9GNQ1e3m0
>>24358221yeah i'm watching out of curiosity too and she's speaking in a normal american accent but there's one stream where she's chatting normally in japanese which was oddly tolerable.this just proves that japanese is the superior language.for the curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI9Z1uJVIPc
>>24358522Because she gave middle finger to indogs begging her to speak more Indonesian and less English/Japanese.
>>24358531Meru...
>>24358520She's in B city in T university, my sources says so.
>>24357474I become a successful artist who knows nip and finally get slim fit. Despite being a burger I become a successful vtuber artist like pochi/iofi and become someone choco finds interest in. All this would take enough luck to win the lottery 3 times in a row
>>24358494>>24358531Stop posting such lewd content.
>>24358500I'm gonna get accepted into HoloEN. I'll make it big, and from there I'll be able to meet my holo.
>>24358530She is on Tamaki stream tonight, go watch it unless you hate Tamaki
>>24358544Shut up Moona
>>24358531Her comeback is probably gonna be a 3d stream isn't it.
>>24358545Do it faggot. Carry my dream with you.
>>24358542If Choco is the goal, you can just focus on getting a job with a high salary. The only problem is being able to meet her in the first place.
>>24358531No you don't and fuck everyone involved in this scandal too, it's fucking retarded.
>>24358542Better start prepping your bank account for that lottery win 3 times in a row tomorrow anon.
>>24358546>big return is in a Tamaki collabehhh
Who wants some more 5ch posting?Niji's EN rebranding came up in their thread too, and this guy has an interesting take.He says that while Hololive did invest internationally they weren't actually focused on the english speaking market, and their success in the english market is purely a fluke based on Miko's nigger clip and mikoboat clips going viral and that niji won't be able to replicate that kind of thing.Goodjob Mikoboat posters, you're the reason for Hololive's success in the west.I personally think it was azur lane+the fact that a fairly large amount of decent-to-badly translated clips already existed from taiwanese or autists like lyger when azur lane happened
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1274959471182151680Australia is a scary place
She finally went Full Retardhttps://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1274959471182151680
>>24358499The self doxxed one is a lesbian that should have been thrown from a rooftop years ago and yet she is still alive, she doesn't care about Muslim rules
>>24358415>>24358441Looking at past events, including some with Towa's roomate, I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was Towa herself who came up with the menhera nickname, rather than being a joke cracked by someone else that caught on.
>>24358463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoq758_aNU
Haachama’s latest tweet... I don’t think it’s an act anymore, she’s gone
>>24358551>>24358556stop giving me hope
>>24358559>>24358560Her bwain...
>>24357474Bathing and showering with Miko before it devolves into lesbian sex.
>>24358560>>24358559yea this is pretty much how my daily life goes, she might have got into my stash, sorry
>>24358558I don't think it's the only thing that's the only reason, but it helped
>>24358447Coco dislike English, Haato don't know enough English, and Risu is just Haato 2.0
>>24358569You need to be BORN AS A WOMAN to have lesbian sex, sorry but you can't
>>24358557She will have her own stream day after that
>>24358574Risu's english is miles better than Haato's.
>>24358552Give me 2 yearsI keep on thinking that that's too long but I remember that they just did a "hololive 1st Fes" and it'd be fucking hilarious if it stops at "hololive 3rd Fes" and then the franchise (or the fad) just up and vanishes. The only thing that can stop me is me!
>>24358558One of the twitter accounts that got retweeted onto my time line that got me into Holo is FILLED with Holo clips, This is just a general Vtuber le funny clip account so it's not biased against any but 99% is filled with Hololive, I just think they have more comedy value than Niji, Also Niji has about 200 fucking streamers imagine trying to get into that if it's your first interaction with V-Tubers.
>>24358574Risu's english is so much better than Haachama's its not even funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dir7hokyKdk Temma
>>24357148It even syncs up, amazing. Good job.
>>24357474Dating, fucking, and then marrying any of the female holos, a twink would do too.
>>24358426This is my opinion, but you are welcome to change.
>>24358558That's 100% someone from here posting there.
I am Noel's crippling back pain
Use your last images wisely, /hlg/.
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1274958875360292864allah is upset
>>24358558Could be but i believe it has more to do with the english subbed content, there were videos called random hololive moments which were the start of how i got into holos.iirc the first video was an okakoro video of okayu not being able to sleep without korone
>>24358577kusa
>>24358602no
>>24358602NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24358602
>>24358599Based list
>>24358599>Miko sexy instead of cuteI honestly can't find myself to lewd or see Miko in a sexual mannor.
>>24358599based
That's it, I'm destroying Nintendo.
I wanted to be captured by Rushia
>>24358606>>24358607>>24358609I said wisely!!!
>>243585671. Get a job2. Get good at it to get a high salary3. Learn nip because Choco isn't going to learn fucking English for you4. Lose weight in that span of time, do it slowly but surely. You have ~5 years anywayThese are the most important. What's next would be finding out a way to be able to interact with Choco. Be it your drawfag fantasies or being a VTuber or what have youIf in 5 years you fail to marry Choco, at least you were able to do 1-4 and improve yourself instead of wasting away. Absolutely worth it. Good luck faggot you better share some erotic ASMR she made for you personally
Haha it's Towa
Le Rushia Rose
>>24358619
>>24358602Why do you bait retards with this for attention, God just fuck off.
Goodnight hlg
>>24358599Pretty spot on list, I would put Okayu in COOL and Risu in cute though
btfohttps://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1274960974038982656
>>24358632Matuli....
>>24358624>3. Learn nip because Choco isn't going to learn fucking English for you.But Choco understands English pretty well, she just dont want to reply to it.
>>24358633Wew
>>24358565Fascinating.
>>24358579>"who is Aqua" meme will be dead soon>there are people posting here who will be seeing her live for the very first time and she's only been gone two weeks
>>24358579Know I get it why they call her dumb
https://twitter.com/AnimegirlENG/status/1267946946955808768
>>24358633Moona??
>>24358633kek
>>24358633Dumb ESLs
The Hololive girls (the ones that are not land whales) already have a boyfriend or at the very least a sugar daddyYour romantic attempts are useless unless you are making CEO tier yens and even so pure Jpn blood > gaijins
>>24358633Damn, Risu...
>>24358633iofi btfo
>>24358640ironic....
>>24358558But it was actually due to FBK's scatman.
>>24358647Abe-sama please... allow this intrusion of bloodline.
>>24358642jojo haha
>>24358583This you can sub to literally all 30ish Holo and that force is only a 3RD of Niji total size, I see people complaining about "dead hours" here but imagine have so much content you don't even want to bother getting started.Yagoo also pays attention to the holo's past, KorOkayu,MikoPeko,KanataSui etc. he builds his team with people who already have high levels of trust. Most of the Niji's are just randos with no previous records of working together they form nasty cliques on a cast esque status. Forexample see if Mito would ever do a collab with any of the >100k Niji's, FBK will collab with the fucking Holostars she doesn't give a fuck and is willing to help her team.
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1274959471182151680?s=20She's loosing it.
Has someone given an akasupa to Towa with sexy deep voice?
>>24358558How come hiring Coco is not a heavy investment?
>>24358647Never know until I try.
>>24358603how do you say rip in sandspeak
>>24358624I wouldn't have expected her to learn English for me anywaysIf by some miracle I do become the draw chad ive envisioned for myself ill be sure to bless hlg with all my love
>>24358647>Miko>boyfriendI doubt it
>>24358647Thanks for letting us know, Yagoo.
>>24358628Dumb Suiseifag
>>24358558the n word clip is too old for the current EOP boost, the azur lane boost worked more on japs and chins than EOPs, and most people who used Mikoboat don't know about Miko or Hololive
>>24358658> they form nasty cliques on a cast esque status. Forexample see if Mito would ever do a collab with any of the >100k Niji's, wow.
>>24358630I disagree, Okayu's new outfit showed how hot she was for having her belly exposed, but if you're talking about her in her hoodie, then I agree. Risu should stay in pretty because she has both cute and onee-san voices which she called "DLC".
>>24358668someone post the miko JAV webm
>>24358603"Please stop making hentai about me booohoooo"Also"No tits are the biggest idholo tits, visualize them"
>image board>can't post imagesSugoi!
>>24358633fuck you m**na show bobs
>>24358635I doubt it'd be good enough to be conversational. I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone like that.
>>24358677https://files.catbox.moe/qty37h.webm
>>24358647This!Holos are business bi and heterosexual irl
>>24358681we have 239 posters, We need our own board.
>>24358684That's not her
>>24358684ah never change holothreads
>>24358684MEIDOS
>>24358599Miko is like a kid.
>>24358676understandable, i thought okayus normal outfit had exposed midriff as well though
>>24358684YAMERO!!!
>>24358684Miko needs a new outfit that isn't le shrine maiden related.
>>24358659She's hitting Matsuri levels of desperate for attention.
>>24358685Yuri retards can fuck off kusa kusa
>>24358687No we don't. This is active because everything is contained in 1 thread
>>24358663Outside of the few collabs and super chat reading, Coco barely use english.
>>24358614Does this change your mind?https://files.catbox.moe/ovkpsh.jpg
>>24358697She talked about some casual attire she'd like on one of her membership streams. The ideas she came up with were pretty cute.
>>24358558Holo EN has already been announced and Hololive doesn't need to run an official english clip channel because there are already hordes of SEA translators doing it for them.
>>24358684Fucking Doxxfags I swear !
>>24358647incorrect, my favorite holo definitely does not have a boyfriend!
>>24358698All she needs is to make lewd asmr on Twitter and it will rain attention and new fans
>>24358633of course she isshe's fat
>>24358704Good I think having 1-2 outfits that are related to the character background like Marine Pirate etc and a casual streetwear outfit is perfect.
>>24358558azur lame has no effect on EOP market.
>>24358684I can't believe it....
>>24358647>boyfriendI'm pretty sure Flare is already married with kids or actually gay, dorks like her are in huge demand everywhere and start pumping out kids as soon you ring them, seriously it's easier to find a fucking unicorn than dork pass 25 who isn't married or gay even if dork in question is 4/10.
>>24358558>and their success in the english market is purely a fluke based on Miko's nigger clip and mikoboat clips going viralI thought it was thanks to COVID and everyone spending way more time online.
>>24358684I only see a pink panda
>>24358684Is the boat song video? Ain't clicking that no matter how hard you samefag it
>>24358484いい趣味してるぜ!
>>24358717it is.
>>24358722if you have to ask you already fell for it anon
>>24358717If it was solely due to COVID then all vtubers including indies should have been affected the same. There was still something extra that needs to account for the growth of the hololive as a whole.
>>24358717It because the chinese put out subs and meme clips
>>24358729>hen all vtubers including indies should have been affected the same. uh no?
>>24358722Reeeee click it!!! I must mikoroll everyone reeeeee
>>24358702I believe you mean few collabs, super chat reading, english songs only karaoke, oficially translated asacoco and teaching english and "japanese for real".
>>24358693I guess I forgot after not seeing her belly in her hoodie for a long time.https://files.catbox.moe/0bd3gi.jpg
>>24358729>all vtubers including indies should have been affected the sameWhy, exactly?
First Vtuber clip I sawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOxi5bXcVY
>>24358702This is a common misunderstanding. Coco and Haato using english isn't a way to appeal to westerners, it's for Japanese people who like foreign sounding girls.
>>24358742anons have it all wrong and it was really the youtube algorithm shitting out these clips to so many people
>>24358742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN6qiX3Pb14this was the one that led me astray.
>>24358703It looks so different to her avatar that I can't picture Miko looking like this
>>24358737I wonder if her baggy clothing has room for 2 people simultaneously.
>Okayu isn't popular enough to get a figureIt hurts bros...
>still mad and full denial stage about holos getting wet with EOPs giving them superior dollar attention
>>24358752She'll get one eventually, mate. They all will.
>>24358659>>24358698Its a cry for help you fools. We need to get her out of there.
>>24358629korone and her two kids
>>24358743its such a foreign concept to english speaking countries, but its the same way to us when they speak japanese
>>24358752oppai mousepad soon at least, even a nendo would be nice though
>>24358752Something something preorder FBKSomething something bullshit about the rest getting figs
Is there anything more wholesome than boyfriendposting? I find it incredibly heart warming to think that they are being loved.
>>24358752Too fat
>>24358753He spent his time learning moonrunes just to get ignored while EOP fags just need to exist to make all of the Hololive go full English speaking, please understand
God, I wanna fill Mio.
>>24358764Ok cuck
Where is Mel?
>>24358768THIS
>>24357697Fascinating, what other niches have potential? Though Vihaan of Niji is doing the racing thing but not as much.
ayame...https://www.twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1274964109641936896
>>24358663More specifically he says that hololive did no overseas development aside from asia, so he's talking more about official outlets ala hololiveCN.Coco doesn't really do a lot of english stuff anyway, it might as well just be a character thing about her.
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=CARD-00012225 anyone know if this shit would be worth getting? does this game have a chance for signed cards like weib Schwarz and precious memories?
>>24358782the classic teeth falling out dream, everyone has it.
>>24358777locked in my basement
>>24358558Why can't niji replicate hololive?1. the designs from holo side are more solid and thematic. Someone might argue that the designs are all over the place but just take a look at nijis you will know why I said that.2. nijis insist being more of a real person while holos try to strike the balance between something close to anime and real people.3. number: they're not too many it's easy to choose who to follow.
>>24358512but he's not from japan...
>>24358551I genuinely believe that any holo who isn't already secretly taken would probably be a realistic snipe for anyone prepared to put enough effort into it.
>>24358795>nijis insist being more of a real person while holos try to strike the balance between something close to anime and real peoplethis is absolute bullshit
>>24358749This, Miko's model has that look of slight retardation to it.I blame the eye spacing personally.
>>24358647Can confirm, I'm Suisei's boyfriend
>>24358509Nah DOG GOD will keep us safe.
>>24358795I can't get into Niji just because I don't know where they rank in seniority. With Holo, I know what generations they are on, what Gamers are and What the 3D, 2D people are. It just seems more simpler in my mind than the clusterfuck of talents Niji have to offer. I do watch individual Nijis but only on their own and not really their collabs with each other.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274969825048059904Sio...
>>24358795Why would a more successful company copy a less successful one?
>>24358801Yes, that's the literally exactly how YAGOO wants you to feel.
>>24358768EOPs played a big role into making hololive become as popular as it is now>few nips watch them>kaigai nikki get it trending>more nips start watching because of the youtube algorithm amd herd mentalityWithout us, they would still be under nijisanji in terms of popularityMiko would've already retired if we EOP chads didn't get her nigger clip trending
>>24358805no that's me
>>24358810Towa making friends in high places...
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1274969570244046849the new Holostar target has been confirmed.
I LOVE RISU
>>24358701yes we do. /hlg/ has more posts/min than /jp/ combined.
>>24358558no, it's youtube algorithms, and it's very obvious that's what it is too, based on the huge number of people who say they came from>band-aids>scatman>usada constructionalso gtav clips were commonly posted on social media through last year, mostly miko, where some people still weren't familiar with vtubers and thought they were unironically a.i. but they never caused any big boost, at least not nearly as big as the one back in march/aprilmikoboat seems suprisingly mostly contained to this website, I personally haven't seen it outside of here unless you count demo but that was a screenshot of a /v/ post anyways
>>2435868435Pbros...
>>24358821She and Fubuki are in his chat teasing him over autographs
>>24358810https://files.catbox.moe/ky3bpz.pngDoing my reps with Towa-sama!
>>24358810Did she just tell them to get a room?
>>24358826Mikoboat's done some cruising around twitter.
>>24358795Niji is still the more successful company, they had no reason to imitate hololive. Niji's whole strategy is to throw shit at the whole and see which sticks, then promote the shit out of their popular ones. Tsukino Mito is still the most mainstream vtuber.
>>24357306Which would be better>double down on learning Japanese so you have a chance of understanding her better before she graduates>double down on learning to draw better so you have a chance of making her and her fans feel more appreciated while she's hereBasically consume content better and have a better time or create content better and leave a bigger impact?
>>24358810The devil flirting with her gf
>>24358801the ones in their 30s maybe. the younger ones can afford to be picky
>>24358017I would stop watching her and move on to my second best
>>24358822Stop shillling yourself here, Risu.
>>24358810ト / wa /...
>>24358836>Tsukino Mito is still the most mainstream vtuber.Because she's a huge degenerate and that fucking gun video she made.
>>24358821Temma... the previous autograph was awful
>>24358838I believe it would be best to focus on both, but if you really had no other choice. The former would be absolute since at least you'll have memories of her.
>>24358801I don't know. Is there even such a thing as a fan being able to win over their oshi's heart? The only one I know of is Oda and his wife who used to cosplay as Nami.
>>24358017I think it'd be fun. Also, fuck you. Stop asking this every thread, you god damn retard.
>>24358821They just want to get Temma attention so Choco will collab with him again....
>dead hoursI sleep
>>24358825Because we are in a single thread, so we get to read everything. If we missed a thread, we just need to go to the archives and look for that thread. Now imagine if we were spread in our own board. At first, hundreds of random threads popping up, most of them with 10 replies at most. Threads get archived quickly because someone creates a new thread. If you follow 10 holos you would need to watch 10 different threadsA holo fucks up -> half the catalog getting spammed with that moment, sliding other threadsThen people get fed up and you end with a shitty /vp/ clone
>>24358863but then I could go to a specific tuber general and not have to look at the main thread full of shit posts/off topic faggotry.
buyee, my shirt, onegai....
>>24358821l*ger...
>>24358802>Gibara
>>24358835still seems like it's a reference most EOPs on youtube don't recognize, whereas I can't fucking count how many times I scroll down on a translated clip and see something to the effect of "it all started with band-aids and now I'm in vtuber hell" (or scatman)even in /hlg/ if you look back at any time someone asks where everyone's first intro to hololive was people respond with thatit's a very safe assumption then that youtube algorithms are responsible
https://files.catbox.moe/empgd4.pngHAACHAMA??
inolongerfuckinghatethisbitch.jpg
>>24358845bbbbrrrrrrrrr
>>24358878Google translate-kun is a master of narratives
>>24358810Just fuck already
>>24358878What a brave and ambitious video from Haato, glad to see her take a stance in these dark times.
>>24358822I like Risu but she desperately needs a new mic. Her mic died multiple times in the acapella stream. She needs some studio grade shit to handle her dynamic voice.
Why is it so hard for seaniggers to not have full conversations in someone's waiting chat? Fucking peenoise spamming chat in their niggerspeak
>>24358878What the fuck?
we might be in the golden age of chuubas
>>24358891Just give her aka supachat anon...Cover should pay for that shit, I can't believe how bad is her setup
>>24358810Why is Sio so thirsty for the Tower? Are they friends in their past lives?
>>24358869And the tuber general would be dead because it would be so slow that it gets slided by spam threads asking dumb rethoric questions
>>24358891cant she borrow lofi or moonas?
>>24358891>tfw asked her if she changed her mic because the acapella stream one is shit>it's literally the same micfuck you /hlg/ for these shit narratives, now i'm embarassed
>>24358896Delicious devil clam
i love butts
Risu should stream more often!
>>24358896Sio wants to join the band orgy
>>24358801It's difficult though, because of the competition. Like this guy said >>24358814 also considering we're talking about this, it's not that likely that only anons have this idea in mind. What about the gachikois throwing money at them like crazy? So they're probably rich already, and know nip. That's like a massive headstart, since anyone delusional enough in here are probably wastes of space (like me)Although, I personally feel like if you were serious about it, you shouldn't stoop to that level (donating). Once you donate, you already lost. I don't know how to word it without being demeaning, just that you already put yourself in that subservient position, you establish that sort of relationship between you two. It's also why I think getting a job with a decent salary is important, not because you need to be rich, because there's no fucking way you're catching up with what they earn (unless it's FBK with her ARS), but to alleviate against the air of inferiority since they're sorta rich and famous.Speaking of, if you are retarded enough that you just want to be with A holo, not with YOUR holo, you could probably pick someone with low enough supacha earnings after Cover + Youtube + Tax by checking the playboard site.My shitty post is a bit disjointed but I had fun thinking about it. I might serious post about what might actually help next time someone brings up their delusions again
>HololiveJP>Can only play meme games and westcucks because of antis crying>Spade Echo>Plays P5SThey should go full bilibili desu
>>24358896Probably, Nar*mi was friends with a lot of people.
>>24358913mainland > cuck island
>>24358878based haato rejecting her quarter privilege
>>24358891She sould go back to her old mic, she didn't have a problem beforeAT2020 is a fucking memeA proper interface puls a cheap as fuck BM800 would do a better job than that piece of shit
>>24358895Maybe if multiple people drop an akasupacha telling her to buy a new mic she'll do it.
>>24358905DON'T GO TO THAT LINK I GOT A DOLPHIN FUCK
>>24358927Get out of here Risu
>>24358893black history means something totally different in japanese, google translate sucks. it just means a dark past (bad events in the past)
>>24358927Poor form you tree rat.
>>24358647Can confirm, Japanese living in Australia and just had sex with Haachama.
The first time I ever saw Miko saying the N word was because of 35p posting it here. Same with mikoboat. My first hololive exposure was Suisei talking about her parents learning that she was a vtuber. Bandaids and Usada construction are more interesting clips to get into hololive because they provide more info and context into the hololive idols, whereas Nigger and Mikoboat are just cute girl making dumb sounds so it's not really all that special. FBK's scatman is on another level but it was just really hilarious. Other surveys showed the same way people getting into hololive, with Miko being one of the minorities compared to FBK, Coco, Matsuri, Suisei, and Pekora
>>24358927Risu, I have just seen that you are going to stream tonight https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1274933808656089089I won't miss it!
>>24358913>go full bilibili desuRemember the Tibet thing? They're better off on Youtube.
>>24358768EOP pocket money superchat > Japanese yen superchats with 2 extra 0
>>24358931>dark past = black historysound plausible
>>24358647good thing i can just squint my eye to turn nippon
Guys I think Risu is here
>>24358913>They should go full bilibili desuChoco...
I went to sleep after AsaCoco and now I get up to a Rushia stream, being in Europe is really great in terms of timezones
>>24358931black history is only nigga related in muhrica
>HoloEN girls are all likeable, smart and have a pleasant voice, some of them even know japanese.>But they only play Overwatch, League of Legends and Fortnite.Hahaha...
>>24358927Hello Risu, i love you!!!!!!!!!!
Can a narrative chad explain this one for me, please?https://a.pomf.cat/cofebt.PNG
>>24358821>went into the stream chat for 2 seconds and left immediately after>her tweets with the other holo signatures will get more attention than Temma's streamwhat a fake, attention seeking bitch. If you're going to half ass your attempt to advertise some of these boys, why even bother talking to them in the first place?
>>24358938>get to play whatever you want at the cost of not speaking about anything related to china Sounds like a win-win to me?
Temma is not very good at this
>>24358949better than arkim sold
>>24358795>>24358802Over half of Niji look like Danganronpa escapees or tryhard imitations of Pinky Pop Hepburn or Kaguya Luna.
>>24358912Get money, get fit, learn business Japanese, apply for a management position as the token ornamental foreigner, and optionally wait for your holo of choice to age out to 30 and become desperate. Bam.
>>24358949What's the difference with apex, ark and getting over ir?
>>24358949Are they 6 stacking OW? That could be fun.
>>24358949Soooo no Missing Children then?
>>24358965>Over half of Niji look like Danganronpa escapeesMy fucking sides
Risu I'll rape you dumb whoreYou have no idea how much I'll manhandle your tiny little asian body, I'll turn you into my onahole, I'll fuck you so hard while choking you dumb bitch
>>24358949>implying the line up won't be one RTSfag, one FGfag, one Racingfag, and a token FPSfag
>>243589557D chess, can’t even begin to understand it, sorry.
>>24358955I thought lyger got cucked to death?Has he just accepted his role in life as the bull prepper for whichever holostar matsuri manages to con into sex?
>>24358973too edgy and a bit cringe.
>>24358974lol no, they'll all just be League and Overwatch players.
>Artia is lyger with voice changerWow no wonder she's such a piece of shit
>>24358973Be sure to take pictures of her armpits then send them to me.
>>24358973Rise get the fuck out and go buy a new mic already
>>24358949>>24358974If the Holo EN isn't a meme spouting retard with no pronouns and can converse in Japanese and is an RTS/FPS fag I'd watch them in dead hours.
>>24358949no tabletop?
>>24358955Artia is going to save Matsuri by sacrificing herself to lyger and getting them both executed in the Chinese prison...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKhT-6b-Gc Rushia [ARK]
>>24358949I'm more interested in lewd ASMR lesbianism t b h
>>24358989holoen tabletop podcast
>>24358949>implying most of them aren't speedrunners
>>24358978He's already been posting translations featuring the homos for a couple of weeks now, and he's always in their collab streams and commenting on her tweets about them. Sometimes I think the thread is more obsessed with him than he is Matsuri.
>>24358955Well you see L*ger hacked Artia's account in a ploy to get into the Hololive circle through HoloCN contacts, where he will then work up to meeting Matsuri. Why Artia? Because shes sufficiently far away to start working his way up unnoticed.
>be married to Choco>wake up and see that she is streaming ARK>tell her you're going to work>be met with a "mhm">same thing happens when you have to get into bed early for the next day
>>24358993:3
>>24358938>Remember the Tibet thing? They're better off on Youtube.>playing all the games you want instead of talking about politicsSounds pretty based. Nobody fucking cares about Tibet or HK anyways, people just say it to piss off chinks
>>24359006>hear that mhm>cum in my pants
>>24358989Let's be real here. Tabletops in the west are for nerds. JP still makes sense since reading books is still cool.
>>24358912Based funposter. I enjoyed the delusions.
>>24358896dunno but Sio seems like she's working on gathering a big harem to harvest lesbian superpowers from to dominate in mahjong.
>>24359001I hear Choco gave him the password after Matsuri insulted her dino babies.
>>24359006At least you know she isn't cheating on you, I guess
>>24359001>Artia’s organs are already scattered throughout China and it’s been l*ger all along.S-sugoi...
>>24358913I would support this
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1274978034576048129Suisei being perfect again...
>>24359006I understand I'm second to her spinos anon I'll have her dino nuggies ready for her when she wants
why do they never have clothes on in ARK?
>>24358949How is it different from the endless Ark, Apex, Valorant and Japanese horror kusoges?
>>24359018>implying you wouldn't snap after a month and start questioning who Choco has been playing with and loves so much more over you since ARK can be played with other people
>>24359018she's fucking temma bro
>>24359022Why is she so perfect Sui bros, FUCK.
>>24359031I thought Choco was fucking Temma
>>24359028Overwatch and League just flat out aren't interesting at all to watch, the fact that they even have such a large esport following is just ridiculous.
gen 1 and 2 are getting live2d updated, finally something to milk their paypigs with, maybe fubuki will get supacha https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1274976189719777280?s=19
>>24359025I would genuinely watch ARK more if they didn’t run around naked with deformed bodies 90% of the time.
>>24359025You run faster naked
>>24359025It's useless since the dino acts as armor and a weapon. It even acts as a bag. You might as well pretend you're the dinosaur when playing ARK.
>>24359006If you really loved her you'd play it with her, forever
>>24359022Why can the holostars hit high notes better than her?
>>24359006>Choco will never tell you mhm itterasshai~ without taking her eyes off the screen, while her Ark BGM is playing in full volume through the house
>>24358905wut
>>24359034I meant Matsuri FUCK
>>24359031Pls no
>>24359022Suisui so perfect!https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>24359025They have shit durability, breaks way too often, makes your character overheat in certain places, and farming them is a hassle.Might as well use your dinos instead.
Surprise RushiaKanata collab?
>>24359036? so what will even change.
>>24358962Yes, he's adding way too many technical lines to his sword part of the signature.Should have kept the blade/handle to a single line.
>>24359029>start questioning who Choco has been playing with and loves so much more over you since ARK can be played with other peopleJust check the server she plays, she's always alone dude
>>24359036>increased range of motion and expressionsOkay Clover... what about an alternate outfit?
Kanata has been playing ARK for 5 hours already today...
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1274978690657480709Did they put something in the water today?
>>24359036Haato really needs it, her L2D is atrocious.
>>24359047no Matsuri isn't fucking Temma, Choco claimed him after their DBD collab and he's still at the top of her list after all this time. Fatsuri can't compete with the Chocosaurus
>>24359022https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1274979460379316226?s=20Towa has spoken....
>>24359036Finally they're fixing Choco's dumb ass fucking live2D face.
How do I efficiently grind youtube views on someone's video?
>>24358768Sad! But true
Surprise PPTenshi collab in Rushia's stream!
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1274979031587237888Miko is alive. ARK at 19:00 and a supacha reading zatsudan maybe at 23:00.
>>24359022I still don't really like Suisei, but her singing voice is always nice to listen to.
>>24359036Whatever we get better be good enough to replace vibrating Haato.
>>24359061she just having a good squishee
>>24359036I'm kind of hoping that they take the risk and go bigger than just adding angles. All three could use art touch ups, if not design reviews long as they don't go too far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6OMbxRw39oCover song fucking where
fubuki should get a tiktok for supachats
>>24359036Thank fuck. I really hope Subaru is included too.
>>24359065>losing fbk and then choco right afterfestival...
>>24359036>updating their live2dsbut I found Matsuri and Haato's live2ds charming how they were...
>>24359084>yfw they can now go 360 degrees Would aka supacha my bank account until empty.
suisei is perfect i'd lick her nose.....
>>24359084Pink hair for everyone!
>>24357306this post is enough to convert someone into a goslin poster
>>24358972But it's fucking true, look at the wiki.
>>24359073BEST HOROS
>>24359091post the eyebrow one
>>24359085What level is Risu on? I don't think I've ever seen another Holo do that.
>>24359036Oh no I love how fucking weird is Matsuri's face
>>24359066Towa kneels before the pride..
>>24359095I'd tongue punch her shitbox.
>>24359066Our Towa is so social!
>>24359022why can't she stop WINNING
>>24359085That mic is really fucking it up, you can hear it clipping the sound constantly
>>24358949>token russian girl who plays Dota 2 and literally nothing else
You know what'd be a good Korone game in this drought of games?Beyond Good and Evil.>Short enough she could do it in an all-night stream>Japanese subtitles>Ubisoft approved
>>24359085>instead of healing she sends the listeners to heavenThat's new.
Ahh, the good ol' days of holo getting fucked hard by ARK
>>24359006>>24359044Ryangoslingstare.png
https://twitter.com/L0L0_0707/status/1274847222014701569Haha it's L0L0Is rurudo a menhera?
>>24359114She was messing around the settings as she sings that, that's her way to test it.
>>24359084Matsuri isn't even coming back anytime soon, so we won't get to know hers unfortunately.
Kanata has lent Rushia some of her amazing trouble-finding luck.
wtf i love dinos now
>>24359066Towa loves Suisei's singing...
>>24359125She literally has conversations with herself, it's kind of worrisome
>>24359117She has a tag for game suggestions anon.
>>24359125Her channel is still empty...
>>24359125https://files.catbox.moe/z0bchj.webm an extremely cute menhera
PLEASE NOT ARK AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait, since when was this Rushia stream a Kanata collab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywe_MKQ-WhMPPT/Rushia ARK? Let them remember...
>>24359125>piercings on all 4 earsWhat did she mean by this
>>24359152since a few minutes ago
>>24359152Rushia noticed that Kanata is online and invited her for a call.
>>24359153I forgot about this. I miss it... back when I used to watch both Rushia and PPT.
>>24358735>english songs only karaokeit because she didn't know many japanese songs at first, now do more>asacoco subssomething staff at hololive do and she retweet and comment on it using japanese>Japanese for realonly 2 episode and she didn't do another one for months
>>24359125the fact that she's taking so fucking long for the channel makes me start to think it's not gonna be rurudo who voices her at this point
feels good when dumb shippers don't have anything to latch on to create a narrative for your oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Ho5EcgAjEHaachama works hard... I gotta respect her efforts
>>24359158She's got more exes than Towa.
>>24359143I can't be bothered to turn on IME and restart my computer to type all that in japanese, and I don't have a twitter.Feel free to do it for me.
>>24359169Whoever it is, I bet she's a lesbianHow about that, faggot
>>24359170Hoshikawa is kinda based not gonna lie
the chance of posting an image on /hlg/ should be random.
https://streamable.com/1mgvtdI clipped Rikka's Hello World from the stream because I couldn't wait for the final mix to be released, hope other anons can enjoy this as well. I feel slight regret that I contributed to hyping the Holostars too much here, hopefully the sperg is not at the end of this thread.
OF ALL THE FUCKING GAMES KANATAN HAS TO GET ADDICTED AT ITS ARK FUCK YOU COCO I WISH IT WAS KANASUI ALL THE WAY
Towaiting
Zena dps chart lah?
>>24359176That's a win bro
>>24359085Holy squirrel
>>24359186this is /hlg/ not /drag/
>>24359185Are we getting Valorant or APEX or something completely new?
>>24359184>addictedShe's 30 hours worth of playtime behind an actual addict.
>>24359169I hear your favorite holo briefly glanced at a holostar while they were both at the office once, I'm sorry, but your holo has lost her purity....
>>24359176And that's a good thing
>>24359197草....
>>24359177Yeah. She's just very attractive on several levels. I can feel for Matsuri now and I hate that I'm slowly becoming a hoshikuzu because of matsuri
>>24359199Chocosaurus...
>ARK is still demonetized.
>>24359181Thanks mate. I enjoyed it too.
I seriously do not understand the appeal of ARK
>>24359197grass
>>24359200I hear you gay
>>24359211You need to be a cute girl to understand the appeal of ARK.
I didn't know Yogiri could sing in japanese so well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dsI1b_d3fI
>>24359211Minecraft with dinosaurs and XP grind
Rushia even uses a small and cute body in Ark, she must love being a small girl
Is FBK about to play that game Kaoru did this morning?
>>24359216what's wrong with that what's wrong with sucking dick
https://files.catbox.moe/3kmlok.mp4
>>24359211what's that, you don't like to spend 400 gigs of space and possible graphics card combustion to chill the fuck out with some cute dinos??
Rushia Watame てぇてぇ
>>24359222Good that I look exactly like Oyayubi-kun irl.
>>24359211Dinosaurs are cool.
lmao Rushia still fucking died
AZki poster... where are you...
>>24359233freak
>>24359222please anon, dont bring back depression posting
>>24359211I'm a dinofucker so I understand the appeal.
>>24359238Deceased.
>>24359228Words to live by
>>24359246words to die by
>>24359211Minecraft without the mining, but with a lot more crafting, exploring, fighting and creature taming.
>>24359242scalies pls go and stay go
I hope Rushia (Rosado) stays forever
>>24359228Post the image
>>24359251I love her
>>24359197草。。。
>>24359228Pure wisdom
>>24359251It's not even her final form.
>>24359254here anon
RISU
Towa...
>>24359254We can't...
Fuck holostars