Monster girl thread

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Bully the shorties!

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Big ectoplasm sacks.

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>>22264152
Why is lilim sad?

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I just want a harem of succs. I want them to feel loved, and I want to feel their love. Maybe a hearts trumpart, too, but mostly succs.

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>>22264195
She's just being chuuni.

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>>22264193
Mana is stored in the breasts

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I want to be the son of a wight and have an arranged marriage to the desert kingdom's princess.

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>>22264224
Can't it be stored somewhere else? Oppai is disgusting.

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>>22264230
No

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>>22264230
Where, you genius

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Robutts.

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>>22264229
Would any desert kingdom do? I'd be delighted to set up an arranged marriage for one of my Khepri daughters. It would help build relations of our fledgling kingdom with others, bring happiness to our people, and most importantly, give her a hero-prince of her own.

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>>22264152
I am extremely weak to girls with far too much eyeliner

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>>22264251
320 pounds of pussy and ass

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>>22264250
Thighs and bodily fluids would be my go-to.

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>>22264255
How would that even work when the whole point is having an entire harem kingdom?

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>>22264251
It would appear they are engaged in some bumper-bumping for reasons I cannot fathom.

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>>22264278
The base point is having a harem with your Khepri sister-wives and establishing a kingdom of your own. However, this idea of mine both posits a non-harem option for Khepri for those who like the concept were it not for the harem and gives me a way of further developing my kingdom.

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JOIN

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Post cute smiles.

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>>22264316
>ywn be snake sister's cock of transformation.

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>>22264325
The best

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>>22264316
Give me some incentives. Sure, you want me to join. But why should I join the Snake Cult over the Demon Cult, the Fallen God's Cult, a Sabbath, or the Queen of Hearts' Royal Guard?

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ancient evil mosquito

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Soft aunties singing and dancing in the shower!

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>>22264358
What songs would an ancient auntie fox sing in the shower?

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I love my Sylph wife!

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>>22264230
It must be if the Sabbath manages to cast magic at all. The Heart, maybe?

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>>22264405
Sabbath also got oppai

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>>22264405
I'm still hedging on bodily fluids. The more mana, the higher the saliva and vaginal fluid production.
This is mostly to facilitate fetishes of mine, but so's the oppai shit for titcow lovers.

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>>22264405
Not most of it.

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>>22264398
Probably some cheesy 80s pop song.

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>>22264431
>80s
>Ancient
We need to go older.

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>>22264435
I meant 1780s

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>>22264435
Fine. Ave Maria

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>>22264435
>I want to go back to when music was good
>You mean like, the 70's?
>No man, before that. The early 70's.

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>>22264441
Still not old enough, but far more acceptable. Imagine some old fox singing Queen to her daughter to prove how hip and with it she is.

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>>22264435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc
This old enough?

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>>22264458
Yes, perfect. It needs to be at least so old that there weren't even originally words to accompany it. If the melody sounds like a lullaby all the better.

Also, I now want a brown fox. I mean, I've always wanted a brown fox, but I want one more now.

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>>22264193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2P_hqhu5rQ

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>>22264500
For me is Raccoon song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHqMeGR-rE

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>>22264357
What about them?

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>>22264500
I like Dark Angels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPHJJY8GhMY

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>>22264491
why does she have a beak penis

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>>22264152
>holding a wine glass by the bowl

I am going to storm her stupid chuuni castle and bowl through all of her minions just to slap her shit

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>>22264267
330*lbs.

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Good moth

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>>22264517
i wanna feed myself to one

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>>22264583
Perfectly ultimate great moth!

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>>22264467
I don't care if they are smug hellhounds or manticores, shortstacks get impaled and cumflated.

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what games do monsters play? i get bored easily and real-life sports/recreational games are not amusing to me anymore and i also know MGE doesn't have complex and very developed enough technology for me to play video games to keep me from killing myself from lack of competition/challenge.

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>>22264650
>MGE doesn't have complex and very developed enough technology for me to play video games

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>>22264650
Pretend extremist seems like fun.

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>>22264650
I'd assume non-lethal fighting thanks to demon silver and healing magic would be a popular pastime. If you get good enough at magic, you could program/puppet a construct to fight as your proxy.

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>>22264650
Smash. In a different sense.

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>>22264650
Titanias are Mario Kart fiends.

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Brown fish.

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>>22264665
>mobile games
not my cup of tea. i want full-fledged video games. there's probably some fun RPGs, fighters, and FPSs that monsters would develop

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>>22264667
doesn't that involve sex? i'm not a sex-addict so i'd pass unless i REALLY want to play by being super horny

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>>22264685
ah yes, i get to DORIYAH with a cursed sword on top of a demon realm skyscraper instead of doing it virtually.

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>>22264687
they save the noise boxes in case of blue shells. those twisted fiends,

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>>22264694
would definitely bionic seahorse her on the pool ladder

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Touch fluffy tail.

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>>22264650
Rape Ball

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>>22264719
how about fucking them in their tight pussies instead of fucking around with non-sexual objects like a weirdo. fuck mofu.

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>>22264724
how do you play?

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>>22264735
>not wanting to be enveloped in the fluff
Faggot

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>>22264738
You get raped

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>>22264735
You gotta warm them up before going in.

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>>22264735
I bet you think big meaty paws aren't sexual either.

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>>22264735
>non-sexual

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>>22264735
Gotta have something to do in those non-sexual moments too, mate. Gets 'em even wetter later and gives you the hardest heartboner.

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>>22264755
nope. their just stronger biological tools than human hands. you could say they're....super handy

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>>22264752
where's the ball?

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>>22264751
i can't cum if the only thing going on is me touching her fluff.

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>>22264754
that school-girl fox looks very fuckable.

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>>22264782
The fluff isn't only for sexual, Anon. The fluff is for comfy cuddling and warm sleeping.

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>>22264763
how would she react if i only pet her head?

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>>22264792
then what's the big deal with this whole fluff business and what not? something like it can't possibly be all that comfy, could it?

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>>22264793
Pet her head and pinch her butt

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>>22264809
i'd slap her ass and finger her violently like a madman

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I know normally Wurms only send rescue squads after men in life-threatening situations, but is there a non-dangerous way to attract a loving squad of Wurms to rescue me and take me home with them and love me?

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>>22264719
I'd rather the white one. Akagi is too controlling cray-cray for my tastes.

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>>22264819
Walk up to them and tell them you got a bad case of virginity. They will administer proper care.

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>>22264719
Succs > Beastfolk
If I got isekai'd or Portal Day happened, I'd try to find a succ ASAP.

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>>22264835
But I don't want to lie to them!

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>>22264777
You've got two in your scrotum.

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>>22264846
Tell them you got a bad case of full balls in need of desperate draining. Of course also mention that only a worm can cure it.

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>>22264819
Pretend to twist your ankle and marvel how they demolish a grocery store wall to retrieve you.

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>>22264859
At that rate, I could just tell them that I have a desperate craving to drink the love nectar of a wurm, straight from the source. If I'm being blunt, I'm not going to go half-ass.

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>>22264866
Bold! I'm sure any wurm would appreciate a husband dumb enough to say that!

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Guys, I have a problem. I'm a devout Sabbath member, but I was thinking, does becoming a loli make your tail's mofu mofu smaller?

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>>22264888
I'm not dumb, I just know sometimes I need to be straightfoward to get the point across. And the point being that I want a group of Wurms to share me as their loving husband.

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>>22264890
Mofu size got nothing to do with their height

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>>22264900
Inviting a group wurm pelvisceration like that is kinda dumb, but you'll be fine once the MAMONO MANA kicks in.

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>>22264890
>>22264905
>waifu turns into a sapient ball of fluff

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>>22264890
Absolutely not.
In fact it probably makes it look larger due to their relative size.

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>>22264919
Precisely! And mamono mana warping them to fit my tastes means they'll have constantly leaky pussies of varied tightness, hairy bushes, and nice, small, round breasts!

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>>22264890
If Ratas are anything to go by then nope.

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>>22264941
>small
>round
Can you give me an example?

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>>22264959
Think B-cups. Small enough to easily grope and be extra-sensitive, but still large enough to be round and perky and appealing.

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force vodka down a danuki's throat until she goes to communism. And then keep forcing more vodka.

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Resin Preserved Khepri

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>>22264996
Fitting because you would need to be nearly comatose from fermented potatoes to think communism is a good idea. But by that point your liver will agree that ＤＥＡＴＨ　ＩＳ　Ａ　ＰＲＥＦＥＲＡＢＬＥ　ＡＬＴＥＲＮＡＴＩＶＥ　ＴＯ　ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭ．

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>>22264929
>Question mark
That look says "if I knew this is what he was into I could've hooked him up with my kid sister, but too late now."

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What would you need to trade with an Apophis to get some of their venom?

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>>22264999
I love Khepris!

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>>22265026
A glance.

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>>22265026
You could always pretend you're an ally and want to stab the pharaoh with a poisoned demon silver dagger.

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>>22265032
That is exactly what the plan is actually.

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>>22265034
I doubt you'd need to trade anything, then. Milking herself should be easy and you're free labor if nothing else.

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How do I keep an Apophis as a close ally to my Khepri kingdom without her graping me or my wives?

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>>22265050
Ever tried just asking her

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>>22265050
Give her dick. Apophis give up once they get the cock.

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>>22265057
But what if she tries to trick me, or seduce her way into my harem?

>>22265059
Won't that lead to the exact result I'm trying to avoid?

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>>22265064
Never know until you try

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>>22265064
I didn't say your dick. Surely as a khepri king you have unmarried subjects to throw at her.

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>>22265059
Apophises are probably Houri-tier innocently loving yet obsessive when someone finally pays attention to them.

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>>22265067
>>22265072
That is a good idea! Working out a deal where I set her up with a lonely, unmarried man in my kingdom! Or, failing that or if this occurs before we've actually built our kingdom up to the point of having subjects I'll set her up a deal where she gets to keep any Order soldiers that attack our kingdom and any Heroes that attempt to raid us, to do with as she pleases. Once she's found a husband, she's free to bring in another Apophis to continue the deal.

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>>22265050
Nice solution: Send over a servant boy to keep her happy. See >>22265059

Dick solution: Dump her through a portal to Pandemonium where she will be someone else’s problem.

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>>22265087
Wait, I thought the dick solution would be giving her a servant b--oh. Ohhhhhh.

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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

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>>22265078
I could see it. Easily explains why they give up conquest upon gaining a mate.

>>22265086
Exactly and you even get a snake cult popping up to help boost tourism by women who wish to become snakes themselves.

>>22265115
desert harpy expresses with sand control powers when?

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>>22265115
Yeah, protects your virginity, you fucking loser. Only fags don't want to fuck daemons.

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The instant I see a Hellhound I'm fucking her brains out. Or maybe she fucks my brains out, whichever comes first.

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>>22265135
That would most definitely be you

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>>22265144
Nothing's hotter than paizuri from an Ignis while a Lava Golem sits on your face.

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>>22265118
Although, what do I do if one of my wives sees how much fun the snake cult is having and wants to bring a grapesnake into our harem?

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>Go to bed nude
>Line up pillows along my back
>Hug body pillow
>Cover everything with blanket
>Tuck it under both sets of pillows to make it tight
>Pretend I'm sleeping in my sandworm waifu
How do you anons, specifically those with more exotic waifus, simulate your waifu in bed?

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>>22265155
You simply tell her no. Unless you want the grape snake to join. Although graped snakes are pretty harmless on their own.

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>>22265156
Sylphfag here. I don't have any way of physically simulating her, per se, but sometimes if I leave a fan on at night, I'll wake up to find I'm cuddling a pillow while laying in the breeze.

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Who the fuck needs a gas or electric stove when my Lava Golem girlfriend IS the stove?

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>>22265164
Do you open a window on the windier nights?
I bet that'd feel more natural

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>>22265176
Who the fuck needs a kitchen when my Clubs Trumpart and I live off of each other's fluids, flavored as we please through the magic of alchemy!

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>>22265192
Yeah. I've always felt comforted by the wind - it's part of why I was drawn to the Sylph. A fan can simulate that to some degree, but it's nowhere near the same.

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>>22265176
>You will never cook steaks on a nice hot Lava Golem wife.

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>>22265156
I'd just lucid dream and fap to her image when I wake up. It's what she would want.

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>>22265156
I can't simulate the pleasure of snuggling a Clubs Trumpart in my bed, as I am constrained by the laws of this world's geometry.

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>>22264267
Damn, it'd take me like 3 months to pound her pussy and ass 320 times...

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>Be son born to a Pharaoh
>Thought to be a miracle child and all that jazz
>Have older sister but she’s extremely jealous due to all the attention I’m getting
>Begrudgingly promises our mother she’ll protect me
>Years later and my big sister succeeds the throne after mom and dad retire
>Have no real responsibilities and be almost impossible to punish due to being royalty
>Start doing increasingly more fun stuff like racing horses across the city, gambling and winning against Danuki conwomen, frequenting bars and coming home plastered and hitting on help, taking on bands of Amazon desert bandits, raiding even more ancient Pharaoh’s combs and saying hi to grandma, even going shadow of the colossus on a Sandworm riding her though the desert
>Pharaoh sister always manages to either ruin the fun at the worst time or save my skin depending on how I’m doing
>Always reprimands me giving me the whole spiel that she can’t always be there to protect me, then proceeds to ground me even though she isn’t my mother
>Thankfully the guards and stupid and all I have to do is ask for extra pillows and blankets to make a rope to sneak out
>Go to favorite bar to see how much I could put on my tab before they kick me out like my last favorite bar
>But that experiment would have to wait as I see a hooded Lamia with a striking black tail
>Decide the best course of action would be to hit on her and increase my number of rejections again
>0-30 here I come. Honestly from how many times I’ve heard “I’ve got my heart set on another man” you’d think it’s the universal sign of rejection for monster girls
>Offer her a drink and try to strike up a conversation making sure to not mention my royal bloodline
>The weather must make her think of her childhood because she gives me her life story about being born in the slums and how she’ll be on top someday, yadda yadda yadda
>was honestly about to ditch her and try the table of oasis Mermaids
>Before I can though the Lamia wraps her tail around me keeping me next to her
>Her words become more and more slurred as it becomes apparent she’s drunk
>For some reason she goes of on a tangent about how much of a stuck-up-bitch my sister is and is practically spitting venom
>Honestly can’t argue, she is kinda one
>Calling other monsters cunts must get her hot and bothered as she wraps her tail even tighter around me and drags me outside down a dark alleyway
>We both start sloppily making out owing to her lack of sobriety and the fact the only girl I’ve ever kissed was my mother on her cheek
>don’t want first time to be down so dingy alleyway or a love hotel so I decide to sneak her back to the palace
>Climbing back up is a no go for her inebriated state so we just make a round by the kitchen and grab a fresh lamb bone
>Distract the Anubis guards by tossing it by then and sneak back into bed
>Spend the whole night wrapped in tail while at the same getting some and getting bitten more times than a Dhampir’s husband who’s wife just got a taste of his blood
>By the time I wake up it’s almost afternoon, thankfully this has become a expected of me now so no servant has bothered me yet
>Twist my body slightly in my lover’s coils to look at her sleeping face to see an Apophis
>Start cursing myself for being such an idiot, honestly thought my eyesight was so bad that I mistaken the color of her scales
>Start thinking of a way to possibly elope with her and live on the country side and just send a letter to my sis that I got married so she’ll still give me that sweet NEETbux
>Then sis barges in demanding that I awaken for our parents are visiting us
>Sis thinks Apophis snuck in so she calls the guards to “save” me
>Not that much of a heartless bastard to let her take the blame so I spill the beans
>Mom and dad who wonder what all the commotion is walk up to my room and get same view
>Dad is giving me a thumbs up and mom is having a chuckle over her son being with an Apophis
>Sis is still steamed that I brought home the antithesis to her
>The guards are already spreading the gossip like wildfire
>Look back to see how she can still be asleep after all this and see she isn’t
>She’s just pretending to be to avoid the confrontation
>Think to myself that I should’ve done the same

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>>22265402
Holy shit, put it in a pastebin next time, faggot.

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>>22265402
>Distract the Anubis guards by tossing it by then and sneak back into bed
Don't bully the sandwans!

>>22265408
If it fits in 1 post it's fine.

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>>22265408
A single post is fine you moron.

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I suddenly have this urge to cum inside a sandwan 10 times, or until her belly cumflates. Something's wrong with me, I better go get my head checked by a Mindflayer.

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Musclehounds!

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>>22264467
I want them to give me a smug look while I am furiously mating with their breasts. I want to be their pet!

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>>22265620
Seriously? You're just going to stop there? Why not go on and spurt thick loads down their throat while they give thumbs up?

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>>22265589
are lame

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>>22265626
I need to earn that privilege first. The good thing about shortstacks facesitting you is that they are usually pretty light

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>>22264614
This man speaks the great truth

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>>22265419
Bully sandwans by scratching behind their ears

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>>22265647
What about kissing them tenderly on the lips? Rubbing their paws?

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>>22265647
... While also burying your face in their paw and nibbling on the pads!

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>>22264467
MUST
BREED

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Do you think a Mimil monsterized by Runya or one of the other guide baphos would act different than when she was taken by Kuroferuru?

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A kunoichi sneaks into your room to assassinate you, but you expected her and got the drop on her. Hours later after you came inside her so many times you both lost count she gets a call from her client asking if the assassination was a success, how does she answer?

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Big rata Moff

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>>22265761
>Mission accomplished
>Target successfully married
>Engagement successfully broken

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>>22265761
Another bachelor bites the dust...

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>>22265761
>Implying I’m not the client

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>>22265870
Clever boya

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big girls need love too!

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>>22265880
I need love from a big girl!

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>>22265880
This is true

>>22265874
Sometimes one needs to play an active role in their ‘death’

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>>22265903
>Please stop hiring your wife to "assassinate" yourself, sir. This is not a cosplay shop.

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>>22265964
If it’s not a cosplay shop then why did she show up in a maid outfit looking like a kiki?

>Kunoichi clans up the price for multiple successful assassinations

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>Think about clouds and beaches. Try not to think about the soft, supple little body. Just look... don't molest.

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>>22264650
Smash

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>>22265964
>Kunoichi clans dealing with serious shortage of members due to so many men hiring them to assassinate themselves
>They start taking in members form other monster girl species
>Oni kunoichi who just breaks down any walls between her and her targets bedroom, and soon the bed itself
>Wyvern kunoichi that swoops down and kidnaps anon for assassination back at her nest
>Tanuki kunoichi who sneaks into anon’s home to do his taxes for him and files him as married on them. Inevitably he gets found out he isn’t married and the taxmen come to collect, in comes tanuki kunoichi who claims to be his wife
>Dhampir kunoichi who misunderstood what assassinate meant to them and thought it meant actually killing anon, luckily after the first drop of blood she understands the real meaning
>Holstaur kunoichi breaks into anons house, replaces all his milk with her milk and cooks him a nice and filling breakfast
>Troll kunoichi outfit is two sizes to small, stuffy and doesn’t breathe at all, but for some reason anon really likes it so she wears it

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>>22266059
Silly clans, that’s why you send a few members to assassinate men with pregnancy fetishes

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>>22265408
dumbass

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>>22265990
>It's a completely wholesome disguise! How are assassins supposed to get close to their targets wearing a uniform?
>...Sir, please do not tell me that you engaged in master-maid roleplay with our employee during working hours...? This is most emphatically not what our agency is for!

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>>22266089
>She said she was a cleaner

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>>22265761
She would just keep moaning saying that she never knew assassination was this good.

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>>22264665
She's streaming herself getting railed by her onii-chan to her friends

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>>22266270
Is he calling Wakasagihime fat? Rude.

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>>22266270
From hell's heart I strike at thee!

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>>22266274
*she, why do I keep making typos and misquotes so much lately?

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>>22265156
I do the same but I don’t know what species my waifu is. Maybe lamia?

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>ancient evil awakens after 10,000 years
>after traveling together for a few months she falls for the one who woke her up
>she (temporarily) gives up world domination to obsess over making him hers
>and she gets OBSESSED
>like a shirohebi would see her and be all like "yo calm your tits" she's so obsessive
>actively chases away all women he meets
>and many he doesn't meet
>lies about ancient customs she must follow
>like traveling companions in her culture must share a single tent, it saves space
>she's so big they practically share the same bed
>and oh yeah since she's in his debt all liquids must be tested for poison, even if he just filled the waterskin, what's an "indirect kiss"? oh no your modern ways are so strange teehee
>also becomes a massive stalker
>none of this seems to work though
>geezer how oblivious can someone be?

>he's never been oblivious, he knows exactly what she's like
>he just really enjoys the attention
>he's not being a dick though, he'll accept her whenever she actually confesses her feelings
>little does he know she's too caught up in her machinations and stalking she always forgets or doesn't have time to come onto him

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>>22266274
She's a big fish.

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>>22266274
Well she is saggy...

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>>22266307
Every fish is big for Sukuna

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>>22265761
I'd have her request backup.

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>>22266301
Do you think she'd notice if I started "discretely" fapping in the tent while looking at her?

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>>22265419
>Stoic Anubis guard is standing at the ready near the royal family’s chamber door
>Suddenly, there’s a clattering down one of the hallways
>She quickly goes to see what it is
>There’s no one around except for a single bone lying on the ground
>Probably just the young master gorging himself in the middle of the night like usual
>Look left
>Look right
>Look over her shoulders
>Look back at the bone
>She picks it up and starts gnawing on it with a very contented childlike (puppy-like?) look on her face

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>>22264665
>that skindentation from the thighhighs and fingers
She's actually young too. Authentic monstergirl lolis with thick asses and thighs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22265761
She asks if she got SASO

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Nurarihyon's "prisoner", in our comfy home, where she keeps me in place with Shirohebi guards!

[Anonymous No.]

That one big, aloof, lonely Jinko would become completely unrecognizable if she found an orphaned little boy near her home.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Diamond Trumpart to whisk me away to Wonderland after finding my mind and heart full of such degeneracy and desire, then the two of us find an Alice to care for as a sister-daughter-wife and to use in our depravity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266462
vs that one caring and hardworking kiki who lost her young master and will stop at nothing to get him back

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266487
soft blueberry

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight my way through to a Lilim, only to propose to a Succ in front of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266509
Second in commands don't get enough credit. I'd hit on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266509
>Proposing to a low level weak monster in front of a powerful and immutable lilim
She'd insult you and call you a fool but you know deep down she's hurting and the instant you leave she'll be on the couch watching soap operas while eating tubs of ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266509
I just want to grope whatever monster girl titties I can find, and their asses, pussies...really I just want to grope and molest them all over. Doesn't matter to me what they are really as long as their flesh is in my hands

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>>22266529
Succs are among my favorite mamono.
I don't get why a demonic girl who knows exactly what (You) like, and will passionately pursue it, while literally being thirsty for (You)r cum is considered "vanilla" compared to things like foxes.

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>>22266541
If she wants me, she has to step down from her throne and pursue us.

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>>22266552
But, Anon, she's way too proud for that. Can't you at least invite her over for dinner so she has an excuse to visit you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266541
Either that, or she's secretly happy for her underling and can't wait to see the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266562
I suppose so. I just get turned on at the thought of someone so powerful having to actively vie for me and submit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the dumbest game you could beat a salamander in?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
What happens if I challenge a salamander saying I can outlast her in sex? Will she accept or reject the challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
Pin the tail on the donkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
Tiddlywinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
Tic tac toe

[Anonymous No.]

Have you heard the story of the Headless Horsepussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266425
Does she rule your kingdom for you? Nurarihyons are probably pretty good at statecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266301
what if i removed that tape that's on her genitals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
staring contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>22265903
>Sometimes one needs to play an active role in their ‘death’
I don't need roleplaying to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
I challenge her to strip Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266848
It would be very pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266838
She wants someone to give her head?

[Anonymous No.]

New spooky wife picture! Can your wife scare you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266343
>She hears a click and a whir
>She does not know what a camera is, but she will soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266844
She does, and we regularly send our Kunoichi back and forth to "assassinate" one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266676
Potatoes

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>>22266934
She's bigger than me and is one of the more destructive mythological beings. Sure she's scary. But she also makes me feel so safe, what with being scarier than any threat.

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>>22266940
>confront your "treacherous" nurarihyon wife and prime minister with your guards and kunoichi wife in tow
>Suddenly you get backstabbed by kunoichi
>Before you pass out you manage to ask her why she did it
>"The mistress promised me a week with you all alone"

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>>22266934
Considering one can teleport and the other is deceptively quiet despite her size? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266934
only if she was a deep sea variant for spookiness

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>>22266978
>a week locked in a room with my pent-up Kunoichi wife
>as soon as I get out, the rest of my wives ambush me and gangrape me in a loving orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22266934
>Clubs Trumpart
Yeah, but it'd be too much effort for something that isn't either pleasure, magical research, or science.

>Diamonds Trumpart
Yes, and she'd want to try lewd horror scenarios with me and the other wives.

>Hearts Trumpart
Technically yes, but in practice no. If she spooked me at all, she'd cuddle me at least twice as much, apologizing the whole time.

>Spades Trumpart
Yes, and she'd have fun with it.

>March Hare
She'd interpret "spook" as "spoon", and talk about liking grinding my cock as my little spoon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22266998

[Anonymous No.]

Shopping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267064
Why do women like pointless busywork so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267064
I would enjoy shopping if it was taking an Alice to a Sabbath clothing store and make her dress up in progressively lewder and lewder outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267072
>he says while WoW classic is off printing money

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267093
Shut up, my one weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>I am the law!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267072
>>22267093
Why do people in general like this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267109
I'm Henrik VIII I am, Henrik VIII I am, I am
I've been eating since six AM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How can such a small mouse have so much strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267081
my witch has a sabbath issued uniform!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267136

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267000
It's good to be king

[Anonymous No.]

>>22265761
I bet it was one of those dummy thicc orange Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

There are so many comfy cuddle girls that it's hard to pick just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267220
>that feel

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>>22266934
Crows are a bit scary, but she's too scary to be scary most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, Russian accents and speaking Russian are hot, right? What about speaking Elder-Tongue from the abyss when she's pissed or flustered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267220
I want to join the school Nap Club with twin sister Yetis, Weresheep, Dormouse, and Ratatoskr

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267266
>no spider legs
I hate when artists leave out a monsters main monstrous feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267312
Read the profile, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267312
The spider part is the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267220
For me it’s Sloth Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267020
I get the feeling spooing with a March Hare will ultimately result in us sharing those big, fluffy pants.

Those are removable, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267323
>>22267327
Are you people so blind you can't see she is missing her 4 spider legs on her back?
https://exhentai.org/s/bd151fa865/1420242-40https://exhentai.org/s/bd151fa865/1420242-40

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>>22267364
Of course!
And it won't result in it - it'll start with it, you just might not notice it until you've cum the first couple times and she comments on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267371
>Legs
>Protruding from the back
I really wouldn't call those legs. Besides, the way you said it seemed to imply you were reference the spider part from which there are four actual legs for walking.

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>>22267422
>By the way, the husband and wife each have 4 legs. Together as a couple, that makes eight, symbolizing how they've grown closer to her original appearance together.
They are legs. That's the whole point is alone they are each half a spider.

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>>22267422
>The illustration depicts a married individual, and an unmarried individual would appear like a female that gives a sharp impression with only four spider legs growing on her back.
The entry even calls them legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267312
>>22267371
>>22267422
okay, but what about eldritch accents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
How do they even sound? All I can imagine is Shoggy speaking like G-Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
>vodka
>eldritch

[Anonymous No.]

Does Eros have a symbol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267510
I dunno, something like
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"?

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>>22267492
It depends. Mindflayers are big on corruption so many would have the accents they had as humans. The Nacho, Night Gaunts, and Wendigo could possibly have accents based on where they are found. Shogs are really the only ones so far that are specifically mentioned as directly coming up from the abyss.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
>>22267533
I found a jap's attempt at a conlang for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstemQFKOlo&t=8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
>Shoggoth Jelly taste like something indescribable either in Japanese or English. (KC)
Probably like the taste of Shoggoth jelly, it would be indescribable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267517
A spoon

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>>22267616
I'm gonna say a bad word in front of Eros!

NTR!

[Anonymous No.]

Give her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267621
Anon, no! Do you know how much cuddling it'll take to calm her down!

[Anonymous No.]

if i become good friends with ogre, will she choose not to dual with me even if i say no?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22267621
I'd do reverse NTR roleplay with my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267773
Based.

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>>22267773
Reverse NTR roleplay with a wisp harem! The lucky one locks herself in a cage with anon, while the rest watch from the bigger cage containing it! IMAGINE the jealosy!

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>>22267826
You absolute madlad.

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>Driving to Winterstown for a family vacation
>Stop at a little truck stop off the freeway to fuel up and get snacks
>See this on the side of the road
Well that’s not a good sign.

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>>22267773
Which monster girls? That could be very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267849
>Ominous growling from the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267641
If you become good friends with an ogre she’ll try and turn you into her MGC Wrestling tag team partner.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not forget to let your waifu get plenty of free-form exercise. Swimming is very good cardio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267773
>>22267787
To Anons with bicorn wives: would your wife particularly enjoy watching you get manhandled by a buffer member of your harem?

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>>22267866
Ass for days.

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>>22267843
I was thinking how you could possibly set that up, since wisps wouldn't want to share. Then I realized it could start with an undead Nuraihyon who becomes a wisp because she loves being jealous because she loves Reverse NTR. Then she spreads the love and helps you obtain a jealous wisp harem.

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>>22267861
oh cool, i'm gonna grow hair on my chest so that monsters won't be TOO attracted to me in the ring so that i can fight with no interruptions!

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>>22267856
A Trumpart of each Suit, and a March Hare.

>>22267870
No Bicorn, but my other wives like watching my Spades-chan manhandle me. Although, she's more toned and lithe than buff, but she's got super-strength from her Suit, so she can manhandle me nonetheless.

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>>22267882
i would fucking eat that ass like Ouroboros eats itself

[Anonymous No.]

>had a dream I clicked the roll waifu button and it gave me Demon Army again
>second it rolled I hear a knock on my door
>open door just enough to see a milling band of mamano in rhodesian brushstroke taking up the entirety of my yard and street
>slam door and lock it
>proceed to have some fever dream where it's like some kind of zombie horde defend the base/house but with whiffle bats and pillows
>gain what can only be described as a holst siege engineer making dead rising style weaponry during all of this
>don't recall much beyond that point other than somehow it ended up transitioning to nam style guerilla hit-and-run innawoods games of tag between me and some random herd of holsts
>any time someone got tagged act like they got shot and charlies are in the trees man
>get tagged out of nowhere by some dick ass jingko fucker from some bush
>bleeding out in some holsts arms while I hear support fire and the napalm run starting in the distance
>no idea why but it's raining teddy bears out of thunderchiefs instead of BLU-118's
>head lolls to the side as my eyes slowly close
>some asshat cheshire is in the bushes now wording "You're it" as everything fades to black
>wake up to my alarm just in time for a job interview
Uh...okay.

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>>22267849
>pine trees scuffling in the nearby forest
>snow gets kicked up as you look close into the woods
>try to ignore it as the handle clicks and the Yuki-onna service girl hangs up the gas pump
>as she collects her money she wishes you a fun vacation but carefully whispers to you "don't slow down for anything"
>you're greeted by rows of red eyes and white coats from the woods as you pull out from the rest stop

[Anonymous No.]

>Pass through an MG town during the day
>Local holstaurs peddle the haul of their crops in the market district
>Armored centaurs patrol the streets with sharp, strict eyes
>Mobs of wererabbit children form roaming bands of happily chattering units all engaged in tag, hide and seek, or whatever bit of 'make-believe' was on the menu for today
>Harpy couriers flit to and fro through the air on their daily rounds
>There are two magic/sundry shops directly across from one another. One, an extravagant shop called the Esoteric Riddle, is open for business with a catty Lamia behind the counter, is open for business. The other, a more humble place with a sign reading Sticks and Stones, is strangely closed.
>The place is pleasant and friendly, but a bit overwhelming what with all the noise and residents

>Several days later you pass through the same town approaching 2:00 in the morning.
>To your surprise, nothing is quieter. The hustle and bustle haven't died out one bit.
>The streetlamps glow with a dim, mystical light. It's a tad hard for you to see at first but your eyesight adjusts quickly.
>The farmer's market is still active. Instead of holstaurs selling apples and carrots it's trolls selling mushrooms and root vegetables
>No centaurs, but plenty of werecats in lighter armor armed with short swords. A couple of big, bulky minotaurs guard the main gates but it's obvious that they're not enjoying the night shift, complaining between themselves and frequently yawning.
>Large mouse children scurry here and there making innocent mischief or playing games like 'dragons and hoard thieves'. One girl gets to be the 'dragon' while the other players try to snatch from her 'hoard' (a big pile of acorns they found) without being caught
>The sky is abuzz with werebat couriers on their nightly rounds
>The Esoteric Riddle is closed. Sticks and Stones, however, is open for business with a stoic Owlmage perched (literally) behind the counter

Towns that are 50/50 between being diurnal and nocturnal would be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267968
Your brother just had to marry a wendigo didn’t he? At least the cook-outs are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What do daughters dream of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268082
Electric weresheepgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268082
Papas thick cock splitting their virgin pussies!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the moans and other cute noises that would slip out of a loli Wight's mouth when you're lewding her
>blowing hot air on her cold neck
>planting series of kisses across on her small, pale body
>lustfully caressing her noticeable hips, shapely butt and smooth plump thighs
>playing with her practically flat breasts using your mouth

Not to even mention the actual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268082
Knowing this one, probably an ocean of daddy's cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268093
How dare you make such a noble lady make such degrading noises?

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268113
>inb4 the guy with the purple Oni saying both or yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268113
I'd fuse both, then fuck the resulting amalgamation.

[Anonymous No.]

>be seen stopping to pet a kitty
>see this outside your house next day

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22264316
DIE! JOIN! DIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268145
>off-topic pic
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268138
Something tells me lazy cat girls who don't wanna work almost always turn into regular cats, get adopted by some single anon, and then transform back into their cat girl form and pretend to be newly made monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268138
I am game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268155
Nekomatas are tricky like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA8LjcpjjKQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268139
foxes are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268168
*harmless

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268158

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268155
I want to wake up with a cheshire speared on my cock while shes in heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
>Mexican hellhound raping a man

[Anonymous No.]

So, mamono rape instinct is disabled on married men.
But what if the man has a harem or is interested in having a harem?
That's something they'd be able to detect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268197

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268183
Best part is if they hang around long enough for Mamomana to kick in.
>No coming home only to find the cat not just 'turned' but is also an extra stacked shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267492
>tfw no MGs with southern accents who call me ‘shugah’ and make the best iced tea this side of the Mississippi

[Anonymous No.]

>social anxiety poster hasn't posted in twelve days

Did the mods finally tire of his shit and permaban him, or did he finally give up hope and neck himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268093
Teach loli wights sexual etiquette, like to vocalize they're about to climax when a men is between their thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Dolphin MG profile when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268205
Then they have to fight past his harem to face the final boss aka him, the monster girl will probably lose as if he can satisfy a harem he can easily satisfy one. Once they lose they’ll become part of the harem
>>22268223
Who cares just forget about him an if he returns just report him and don’t give him the (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268113
i want the green one

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268242
I was just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fucking dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268263
They make the rockin' world go 'round

[Anonymous No.]

So we now know that the Demon Lord and her husband leave their castle and go on vacation from time to time. How do you think she'd have reacted to seeing a sandworm for the first time? Do you think she'd worry on seeing a monster seemingly unaffected by her magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268269

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268272
Just wait until she gets a look inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268312
Oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to corrupt a Pharaoh into my housewife!

[Anonymous No.]

Chocolate succs best succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268139
Always good to see fellow defenders of the Fox Empire today.

[Anonymous No.]

So uh how do you start this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268350
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268350
Like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268350
You find a cute monster girl and you make love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268350
1. find smut or fantasy you like
2. firmly grasp dick
3. ????
4. cry that it's not real

[Anonymous No.]

Best Spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268350
don't forget to grab a copy of the encyclopedia before you jump into the portal! See you on the pther side

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268374
I forget, what was the Viper’s backstory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268100
It's only fitting for a noble lady to be flustered and overwhelmed like that.

>>22268232
>Teach loli wights sexual etiquette
A lot of fun things to teach. Like when she wears black heart pasties to impress you with her daring lingerie, only to some moments later weakly swear between moans of pleasure that she didn't know it would lead to buttsex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268374
False.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268361
Aaaaah! Why are succs so precious?

[Anonymous No.]

Military wans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268460
They're the role model for monstergirls everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268510
I want a harem of a loli succ, a shortstack succ, a teenage-bodied succ, a tallflat succ, and a curvy onee-chan succ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268254
Curiosity killed the cat anon

[Anonymous No.]

Bananas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268519
I'm taking the buff succ, so she doesn't feel left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268550
And satisfaction brought it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268477
i wanna get beat up by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268550

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268570
Take all the buff girls you want. Not my taste; good for them there's someone for them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268425
Yes, a proper lady should know how to hilt herself on a cock properly.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine that all animal mamano have womb tattoo like signs that appear when in heat. These tattoos also change when she gets pregnant and can be altered or made to show permanently through magic.
What headcanon do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268585
i wanna be raped and licked by cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268633
>Elemental covenants form a mark on the summoner and the elemental's body, unique to them. When they get married, this mark appears again in the form of a ring tattooed into their skin. When they first have sex, the mark appears as a womb tattoo, tramp stamp, breast tattoo, or lip tattoo, depending on where he cums. When an elemental darkens, her marks on the man darken as well, and her husband's marks on her become erogenous zones.
>Parasite slimes can, in fact, take mamono hosts, but it's more difficult than taking a human host, as the two effectively become a chimera.
>Plant mamono have variants for all real and fantastic plants of their type; flowers for Alraune/Liliraune, trees for Dryads, fruit for Barometz, etc.
>Demonic energy, the existence of Eros, and the lust-and-love charged nature of the world have lead fate to exist to a degree, in the form of soulmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268633
Mamono who used to be human can use Anthropomorphosis Spell naturally, while natural-born mamono have to learn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268681
>>22268693
These are all pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268633
Most bachelor-dom variant kikimoras were lazy and sloppy (by maid standards) until their mothers/teachers/friends got them into shape. They go after incorrigible bachelors and NEETs not just out of a desire to improve them or because they see hidden potential, but also because they see their old selves reflected back at them and want to help.

[Anonymous No.]

feeding an arachne blue jelly beans will make her webs really blue

[Anonymous No.]

you guys remember the egg carrier from sonic adventure? can a gremlin build one of those for me if i marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268602
clops

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268557
banana fudge sundae is a desert truly favored by primates

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268749
Kiki like that must truly lose her cool if the lazy guy uses the exact same excuses she used when she was still young and didn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268579
that's going to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268843
I can’t imagine how you’d get one to do that thought.
Like, without doing reprehensible shit that would get you on every monster’s remove-on-sight list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268839
she shouldn't freak since it's a very familiar predicament to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268832
Clop?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be cornered by a group of mobster gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268856
A way too intense sparring match or general rough-housing that gets both of you angrily lectured by the nurse unicorn, to the point where the hellhound has droopy ears/posture and whimpers guiltily under her breath doesn't sound out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268858
Best horse. I'd hope to find one quickly after portal day.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one would you rather be stranded on a desert island with?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum in a Kikimora's butt and only her butt until she gets frustrated and forces me to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268896
Kikis can't force you to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268857
It makes sense to freak out, fat people are hated the most by formerly fat people that managed to lose weight, similar logic would apply here. Kiki would not hate her mastah, but she would still feel terrible seeing similarities between him and the most shameful time of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

Blueberry foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268882
I'm sure youve also prepared a backup plan to corrupt a unicorn if necessary as well, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268918
Hope they arent all this ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268857
>"Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do here, and I'm really grateful for all the help with chores and stuff, but I think you should just move on."
>Kiki eyes narrow
>"I just don't see the value in putting in all this effort. Nobody seems to care one way or another what I do or don't do, so I might as well just give u-"
>unintelligible tsundere anger and master-shaking ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268933
Of course.
Find a succ, tell her I plan on corrupting a unicorn, get with the unicorn, succ "rapes" us and corrupts her. By the time she finds out, she'll already be full bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you trust her to clean your ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>following kiki kook book
>cooking scones for breakfast
>recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of sugar
>I add 3/4 a cup of sugar
What’s the worst thing that could happen anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268983
no because those puffs only work on asians

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268978
...And you'll have a succubus as your first harem member. Solid plan, solid start.

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if your waifu becomes president/prime minster of your country?

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>>22268983
I guess, but doesn't she have a big sister around?

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>22268604
No need to be so demanding to a young girl, she'll learn that in time.

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>>22268986
Somewhere, Nana Kiki feels a sharp stabbing pain in her soul, while her concerned nieces try to figure what happened. Nearer to you, a passing Titania says whatever you're making smells extra good.

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>>22268986
A sugar rush seems to be alright enough, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting colder outside, now's the time to take in a big cuddlebug Yeti and hold each other close this winter

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>>22268897
Monsters are stronger than humans. You're her master because she lets you be her master.

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>>22269056
i'm not into yeti. i want an ushi-oni to cuddle with.

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>>22269085
>Monsters are stronger than humans
not with that attitude.

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>>22269012
i like my worms without sand, please.

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>>22269085
Kikis can't rape their master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269056
No.

I'm cuddling with this rata instead!

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>>22268999
And succ-sense would help Bicorn-chan know what girls would nest satisfy desires of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269056
But I don't want a yeti!

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>>22269115
Pent up, neglected maids are as dangerous as pent up, neglected cows.

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>>22269151
Angry or dissapointed kiki maids can't be dangerous too. I would try my best to be a proper master for my lovely stern kiki head-maid!

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>>22269151
>Pent up lusty maid drugs anon and rapes him while he’s asleep
>Is much less enjoyable than when he’s awake but it helps sate her lust for a bit
Honestly it should be a crime to ignore your maid’s needs

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>>22269150
But she wants you more than anything, she doesn't get many visitors up in the mountains and her pent up huglust is about to overflow

[Anonymous No.]

i accidentally my baphomet. is...is it safe?

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>>22269165
>can't
CAN be dangerous*
Gonna get some sleep

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>>22269151
Making a kiki snap is among my darker desires.

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>>22269102

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>>22269258
That's wrong anon

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>>22269203
But I don't want to go to the cold mountains! I want to go to Wonderland!

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>>22269278
What a rude punching bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269278

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>>22269307
shtfup

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>>22269328
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269266
You all call me crazy but I would do anything for a harem of Wurms.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22269305
You may stumble across a rare Wonderland Yeti, few have seen them in the wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269352
The senate will decide your fate

[Anonymous No.]

How would a hatter react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

Gelatinous Cube when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269404
I am the senate.

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>>22269328
She's going to shut up when I hit her belly.

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>>22269397
That might be nice.

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>>22269404
What is the Shortstack Senate for?

[Anonymous No.]

>ANAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269443
What’s wrong with a little butt stuff every now and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269410
Not yet

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>>22269443
>>22269447
Anal with a sandworm!

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>>22269447
>ywn have a loli dragon fuck your butt

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>>22269476
Thats a kirin, also go be an alp somewhere else faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Can a shirohebi have her very own shrine?

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>>22269483
>build a tiny shrine to the Shirohebi that lives nearby
>take her to see it

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>>22269480
it's not gay if you're getting fucked by a girl

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>>22269483
Yeah. The Shirohebi who thinks I’m her husband turned my tool shed out back into her own shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make a shog heartpupil?

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>>22269552
Increase your Insight stat.

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Looks like the dumb dps mage didn't get out of the red circle and is now in critical health anon, do you use a heal on her or save it for a tank?

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>>22269552
>Thanks, Shoggy
It's really that simple.

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>>22269012
The things I'd do to that worm...
Let's just say, she's gonna be an egg laying machine when I get a hold of her

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>>22269592
Sand worm babies are cute as fuck

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>>22269483
What would happen if you called a Shirohebi a goddess?

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>>22269592
>Not posting the full comic

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>>22269630
Heart pupils.

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Snek

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>>22269461
Someone is out there impregnating all the Lolims!

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>>22269741
Eel.

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I want a mamono whose pussy is like Niagra Falls.

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>>22269748

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>>22269753
Would she ever get tired of me groping her and drinking of her love?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute oni having cute fantasies about unprotected sex!

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>>22269753
Doragon!

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>>22269779
Doughragon!

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>No monster girls to shoot the shit with at social gatherings
I dislike being around drunks and this would make it more tolerable

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>>22269815
Too much cake at Hatter-san's tea parties!

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>>22269846
Hey, she's better off than cheshire-san or Alice-chan

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>>22269775

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember the Yeti Committee code.
Get Snug, Get a Hug, Go for a Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269870
>tfw it's cold enough that when I go for a run I can see the steam coming off me
I need a yeti to warm me up

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb gob.

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>>22269870

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>>22269870
Yetis go to bed with nopan, no bra, and just their scarf covering their big snuggle lumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269881
I need an ignis to warm me up.

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>>22269881
I long to be warm in a pile of succs.

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>>22270015
I like to think most monsters sleep commando. Unless it’s like a Kiki or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Affectionate fat dog onee-chans are the best!

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>>22270129
Cute boat.

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[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu tech savvy? Or is she as computer illiterate as a 94 year old grandma?

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>>22270018
ignis and sylph working together to blow warm air!

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>>22270187
She does not understand human magics.

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>>22270125
>implying a kiki wouldn't sleep commando too

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>>22270187
My waifu thinks I’m a genius when all I do is unplug the WiFi modem and plug it back in.

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>>22270196
I can see a Kiki at least wearing neglige to sleep in just in case master has certain ‘urges’ late at night.

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>>22270187
For each girl in my harem!

>Clubs Trumpart: Technology is just another form of alchemy/magic/science. She finds it no different than such, and just as easy to use. Most tech, however, is an inconvenience when her magic can accomplish the same effect with less effort and less clutter in what COULD be cuddling space.

>Diamonds Trumpart: She frequents boorus and the like for inspiration. High-tech sex toys are a big kink of hers, and she spies on Gremlins for ideas to copy. Doesn't matter if it shouldn't work, when powered by Wonderland magic.

>Spades Trumpart: Least tech-literate of the group, but still can use a computer and browse the internet sufficiently well.

>Hearts Trumpart: She spends most of her computer-time on programs like FL Studio and Photoshop, as she's a creative, artsy type. She gets excited to show me things she's made.

>March Hare: While she CAN use a computer, a March Hare reading anything tends to get her worked up. However, if she's got my cock nice and planted in her bunny cunny, she's a pretty quick typist.

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>>22269868
>tfw no big oni to pass out on top of you, smothering you with her meaty body and making your bed creak

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>>22270187
It's second nature for her.

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>>22270187
>Baphomet
More capable than one would think from a 700 year old who hasn't been on Earth more than a year. She was able to sense my hand movements to unlock my tablet and get into my porn stash. After giving me a bit of ribbing it turns out we have a bit of common ground on fetishes.

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>>22270187
>ancient evil wife too confounded by modern technology to take over the world
I'll teach her how things work, but her desire for world domination will probably fade over time.

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>>22270187
She's pretty good with computers, as it makes research and cataloguing easier.

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>>22270187
My waifu draws doujins for the Sabbath.

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>>22270263
>”Finally I can take over the world!”
>”Just after I find out what this ‘microwave’ thing does.”

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>>22270238
>implying diamonds trumpart isnt giving the computer digital aids by downloading the most degenerate porn from the most shady websites possible
Don’t ever let her near an automaton

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>>22270286
Diamonds are degenerate, but not stupid. And my Diamonds-chan is practically a mad genius!

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>>22270187
Its all ok until she finds out this site.

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>>22270290
>”Sweetie, who is this “4Chan” guy anyway?”

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>>22270279
>"This is the most amazing device I have ever witnessed. Can we cook anything in it? How about this?"
>"We use toasters for that."
>"What is a toe stir?"
>every day you get to watch Skalaxia the Bloody-Handed experience new things with childlike wonder

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>>22270301
The infamous hacker!

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>>22270273
I'd read them with my sabbath wife

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>>22270187
She's no dummy.

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>>22270301
>>22270322
Forgot my pic.

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>>22270321
I would love to see a sitcom like that.

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>>22270187
She can use technology just fine from a point of understanding it, but the aspect of applying that knowledge is where she runs into problems sometimes.

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>>22270187
She's pretty adept as far as the knowledge goes, but she's got the big meaty paws so she's sometimes a little clumsy.

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>>22270321
>Skalaxia tried to do laundry like how anon told her
>she puts the entire bottle of detergent in the washing machine
>is soon flabbergasted at the sight of the entire utility room covered in bubbles

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>>22270187
She gets apprehensive about malevolent automatic doors.

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>>22270187
she's a magitek video game developer. she never shares them with anybody but me since there's no platform to release her games on.

[Anonymous No.]

does you waifu like spicy buffalo chicken?

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>>22270301
>anon you are terrible you are making vans explode, and made some guy single. Also you never told me you afraid of dogs.

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>>22270378
My waifus and I subsist entirely on each others' sexual fluids and saliva, as well as various highly experimental potions.

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>>22270375
what's your favorite game she developed?

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>>22270386
Rape Storm Fantasy. it's an rpg where you play as an incubus sex slave and you level up and progress by getting raped by shadow versions of monsters with your half-were-cat half-chupacabra chocolate mistress

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>>22270187
What if my waifu is 94 years old?

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>>22270339
>human boy living together with three recently awakened ancient evils as a government program to help them get used to the modern world
>Khrala Fel-Beast is hot-tempered and always threatens to slaughter everyone, yet is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
>Gatrelix the Skull Eater is a cold and unfeeling warlord with a secret interest in cheesy soap operas she found on the television device
>some unnamed entity known only as the Horror From The Inbetween, or Hora for short, has decided not to erase all life on Earth as long as it continues to produce donuts and donut accessories
>Anon was initially terrified of them, but quickly learned they are less harmful then their names and ancient history would suggest

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>>22270381
but real food is more tastier

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>>22270373
Why malevolent

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>>22270419
That’s awesome. I’d love to be that anon that takes care of them and helps them adjust to modern society.

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>>22270429
Because one time the doors closed on her tails and she’s never forgiven them since.

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>>22270429
That's her perception when they close on her tail.

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>>22270378
There's no chicken around so we have spicy buffalo fish

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>>22270433
Are you sure, Anon? Sounds like a rough time.
>be grocery shopping
>you hear very clearly from the other side of the market "YOU ARE ALL BUT MERE MAGGOTS TO BE TREAD UNDER MY FEET!"
>oh god, Khrala is at it again
>this time it's because her favorite ice cream is out of stock

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>>22270468
It’ll be fine what’s the worst that can happen?

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>>22270474
She cries when she gets home

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>All this talk about ancient evil monster girl
>Never about ancient evil humans
Imagine how jarring it would be to see your former general adjusted perfectly to the house wife life, or your resident dragon happily giving out gold to the needy claiming it’s all worthless compared to her real treasure. But it does make me wonder what type of monster girl would reform a former villain

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Black dragon when? I need my evil dragons

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>>22270496
I've come up with variants for some of my favorite mamono. If I had the artistic talent, I'd draw them.
Go ahead and do a write-up of how black dragons differ from the baseline!

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>>22270502
He already said Black Dragons will be extremists

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>ywn have a mecha battle with your friend sandworm husband

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>>22270496
barbariank has a nice design for one

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>>22270489
None. Canonically speaking, if they're bad people of the kind you'd call a villain, sociopath, outright sadist, etc. they are doomed to be loveless forever. If that captain wasn't evil and just a dickass leader figure who's tough on his men because that's his job but really he cares for the soldiers.

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>>22270553
I could go for a harem of barb dragons

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>>22267627
nice image, perfect blend of sexy and monstrous

[Anonymous No.]

Ask me questions about my harem so I can better flesh them out in my mind.

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>>22270663
What is your harem?

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>>22270681
A Clubs Trumpart, a Diamonds Trumpart, a Spades Trumpart, a Hearts Trumpart, and a March Hare.

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>>22270686
3 sizes for all of them.

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>>22270691
Size in cm, rounded to a nearest 10 because anything more complicated would require even more time to find comparison.

>Clubs: 90-70-80
>Diamonds: Alters her proportions regularly for fun and to see what she can turn me on with at that moment. Baseline 70-60-70
>Spades: 80-50-60
>Hearts: 100-70-100
>March Hare: 80-50-80

I don't actually know much about these measurements, so this is the best I could do from my research. These could be way-off from what I'm envisioning.
That is to say, if whether my numbers are right or not:

>Clubs has medium-but-plump breasts, and wide hips that she gently curves into.
>Diamonds looks like a barely-developed teenager when she hasn't altered her proportions.
>Spades is very slim, but toned.
>Hearts has the exaggerated proportions you'd expect of a succ.
>March Hare is small, but with slight curves that her short stature emphasizes.

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>>22270723
Thanks for including the descriptions. Forgot that it's kinda hard to visualize pure numbers with not much more to go off of.

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>>22270729
Yeah, I looked up lists of characters with proportions nearby so I could estimate by reference.

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>>22270733
Ah neat. Its really the best way to go from even my own experience when fleshing out my own waifu.

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>>22270742
Any other questions? I think I'll have time for a couple more before I need to sleep.

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>>22270755
What are their names? Where they always monsters? How old are they? Do you want kids with them?

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>>22270764
I haven't come up with names yet. It's a bit of an issue - names are difficult for me. I can visualize them clearly in my mind. They have distinct personalities, interests, and dynamics. I can mentally simulate a day in our conjoined home of card portals and a couple realspace buildings. But I can't for the life of me come up with names.

The March Hare was always a monster, but Trumparts, by nature, are monsterized humans, handpicked by the Queen of Hearts for being particularly indulgent, deviant, enthusiastic, or succubus-like in mentality.
Clubs has been a monster the longest, and regardless of if my fantasy involves Portal Day, isekai, or "retroactively always lived in MGE world", is the first girl in my harem, noticing me while scrying around and kidnapping me into her card realm, where we bond over our shared love for cuddling, curiosity about the supernatural, and disdain for responsibilities.
Diamonds was a pervert who sought out Wonderland because she wanted to yuri some of the mamono there. The Queen was amused, and made her a Diamonds, and a scout, and promised her yuri if she could find a husband. She had been sent to find Clubs and remind her that she needs to do her part in spreading the lewdness of Wonderland, when she found me in Clubs' bed with her, and could feel my love for FFM in my mind. Diamonds had been spying on - and lusting after - Clubs for a while, and they develop a rivalry over transformation effects, using me as both guinea pig and judge.
March Hare was the third to join. Diamonds and I were out for a stroll and found a lost March Hare. The more we asked her about what she was doing, or who she was, or anything, the lewder she made the conversation, until Diamonds couldn't take it and started molesting her. I took responsibility for my wife's impulsive action, and made the March Hare part of my harem as well. She likes to follow me around closely, and will banter with Spades, who's too stubborn to let her speech be warped.
Fourth was Spades. We found a lost Order soldier who stumbled into Wonderland, at first seeking to fight monsters, but now just wanting a way out. We let her stay with us, and she enjoyed our company. Leaving one end of Diamond's portal with her, as she wanted a chance to see us again, we'd see her visit regularly. Eventually, she comes to us in fear and tears, finding the Order has turned on her and is pursuing her. We gave her the offer to become part of our family, in exchange for her humanity. She gladly accepted, embracing me with the strength of a hero. Diamonds contacted the Queen, who approved of her Trumpart monsterization provided Clubs be publicly involved. So, that night, Clubs and I made a show of turning her into a Spades.
Finally was Hearts. We watched Hearts get monsterized - it was some point around when March Hare joined the harem. She was a friend of ours, and a liaison for distributing our potions. By the time she had been assimilated as the final member of the harem, it was as though she had been a part for a long while already.

Age is a tricky thing as well.. Clubs has an enchantment on her card realm to slow the speed of time's progression relative to the outside world, and the other three Trumparts will use similar enchantments sometimes. So, in lieu of precise ages because of time fuckery, I'll give apparent ages:
>Clubs: Early 20s
>Diamonds: Early teens
>Spades: Late teens
>Hearts: Mid-late 20s
>March Hare: Early teens

Daughterus or being the special snowflake to have the first natural incubus son are definitely something I'd want to happen, but that would add another layer to complexity.

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And with that, I need sleep. Goodnight, and thanks for asking me those questions!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a bapho so goddamn badly. I'd literally do anything to have her in my bed sucking my dick and taking it up the cunny and butt.

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I had another dream about getting coffee with Grelia. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>working in hospital with Grelia
>suddenly real bad terrorist attack happens in the city
>30 order extremists opened fire on a parade
>hundreds dead and injured
>suddenly we start getting bodies coming in
>work three days straight with Grelia helping everyone we could
>we get into the cafeteria
>it’s dead silent 3:30 am, no ones there but the coffee machine
>we get our coffee and sit at a booth Grelia sits next to me instead of across the table like last time
>she just starts sobbing into my shoulder
>I just remember looking down and seeing my own tears drop into my coffee and I woke up crying
I don’t know what to think. Please help.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it another /tg/ pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22270861
No I had a dream a while back I had coffee with Grelia and I gave her an awkward headpat. Now I have this dream that I woke up from about 15 minutes ago. It was too fucking intense.

[Anonymous No.]

Just think about getting an amazing blowjob from a bapho, and just when you think things couldn't get any better, your dick is blessed with the best cunny in existence, the cunny of a bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22270855
>>22270868
Funny. My only dream of a baphomet - well, the only one that I can remember - was when I was searching for my waifu, a sandworm. I was in a large basement with numerous rooms, almost like a dungeon as there were two jail cells but with nothing in them. It was relatively dim inside, but the tinted windows allowed enough light in to see. I saw the profile baphomet and witch casting magic that made the room glow a light blue. Needless to say, they weren't much help in my search for my waifu in my dream. I eventually went back upstairs to the shops before I was paired with the witch. I just had some sort of feeling she was into me, so I wanted to get out of there quickly.

I'm sure I've had more dreams of baphos over the years as I do dream about monster girls more frequently; I just can't remember them.

>Why was I searching for a sandworm in a basement?
Fuck if I know. Dream me is absolutely fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>22270537
>Can actually have kaiju sized battles for entertainment
>Cant because the monsters are too interested in fucking instead or have complexes like dragons and shit
It's so not fucking fair

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>>22270804
>I haven't come up with names yet. It's a bit of an issue - names are difficult for me. I can visualize them clearly in my mind. They have distinct personalities, interests, and dynamics. I can mentally simulate a day in our conjoined home of card portals and a couple realspace buildings. But I can't for the life of me come up with names.
As someone who went through a similar thing with my own harem, don't worry too much over the names. Most of mine came to me when I wasn't really trying to think about it. If you're struggling struggling after a while then looking through a site with a list of names and trying to see if one of them pops into your head while having harem fantasies later on might help.
Gotta say that's a cute sounding harem too, it's always interesting when other anons share these things in detail.

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>>22264650
I once had a dream where Mario kart characters were replaced by sabbath members

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>>22271129
Sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269397
a bandersnatch

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhXuB-qpBs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271220
bander over and tonguefuck her snatch

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>>22270855
Nigga I'd kill for this dream. All I get is endless zombie apocalypse variations.

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>>22270901
Just be happy it's not fever dream-tier of nothing but different variations of war and your brain has no illusions on the matter that you wouldn't make it 10 minutes in a firefight so you end up dying every time for the last 8 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22267870


I'm in a monogamous relationship with my bicorn waifu

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>>22271466
>Monogamous
>Bicorn
Im reminded of an old green about a cucquean unicorn with a faithful husband, anybody have it?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons what are your wife/wives cup size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
I don't think we even have holst compatible cups sizes yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
A completely prepubescent flat loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
m

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271743
M-cup by the UK standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Holst tier Q-cup and a Sabbath B

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271830
>>22271779
US Q-cup < UK M-cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Cow size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
W

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271928
Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271881
That’s why I’m going holst sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Not a D-cup, but /d/-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271881
Why are all these measurement systems so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
I'm awful at judging cup sizes so I'll let visuals speak for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Well above average

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272061
I like red hot chili peppers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272092
Ibis is the only pure human in that bunch right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272204
You see anon I'm playing Civ 4 while listening to someone play Crusader Kings 2.
All I'm missing an Anubis blowing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272232
Cannot positively identify species composition.
Engaging evasive maneuvers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272232
Did you get a haircut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272234

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272128
Yep
Lamia is an android, excellen has alien stuff in her, ouka, seolla and laatooni are all modified and alchemie is a alien/ult dimension being that wants to breed a new race

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272322
But where did they get the labor and the materials? Did they have a building permit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272234
>an Anubis blowing me
I want to succ a mojyo Cyclops while she livestreams herself gaming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272342
A dopey genie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
Like that other anon i am not sure on exact sizes so here is visual aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
B-cup, with a hentai-tier ass.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it take to drive a Shoggoth to this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272516
Ask her if the symbol looks more like a tree or more like a star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272516
Using her as a daki non-sexually, and then talking about wanting to try internet dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272516
invoking the will of zalgo

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272061
spicy wings cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272516
tell her i'm a sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272556
HE CUMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272600
She cooms

[Anonymous No.]

What does a human boy have to do to make his momster snap and rape him while telling him to be a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272660
Tell her that he got a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272660
Come home really late with scratches and other marks indicating a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272660
"Hide" milf magazines
Get "accidentaly" caught masturbating to milf porn, especially if the actress looks a lot like her
etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>22271611
I'm not sure because I always get confused with this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22272592
As long as you don't tell her you need someone else to satisfy you this way, is there something wrong with this?