Monster Girl Thread

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Gyaru monsters!

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Based Thai.

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The doughragons are rising up!
To raid the fridge.

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Do foxes have irrational fear of Batman?

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>love the idea of giving my everything to a single MG
>Cant decide on which species i like the most,each one got their own charms and quirks
>feel like a harem will just lead to someone being unsatisfied or unable to please every girl
why is it so hard to decide a waifu

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>>21453249
I don't think there's a head creature in any mythology that doesn't exist just to fuck your shit up.
Floating heads are a no go.

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>>21453279
What is this referencing?

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>>21453291
>feel like a harem will just lead to someone being unsatisfied or unable to please every girl
A lot easier to satisfy their urges as an incubus and there's various potions, spells and fruits to help.
That said it's best not to force these things, if you're destined to be a one waifu guy it'll happen, same with the harem.
t. haremfag

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>>21453291
Why not go for a Doppelganger? If you really have the heart for it, you could fuck a different girl every day, while still fucking the same girl on the inside.

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*pomf*

Woah, what are we gonna do on the fluff, dude?

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>>21453343
dont doppels go full doki doki if you accept their true self?

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>>21453336
No idea. Just some random pic

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>>21453291
I have been single waifu man for long time, but I still love my top3 hard and have lately been pondering options of bigamy. I'm not the type to take a mistress, I'd rather love both of them equally. My waifu will always be number 1, I just don't want to abandon my top2 and 3.

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>>21453343
They aren't shape shifters that change form freely. They take the appearance of one person you love or your ideal woman and take her place with you and if you see her true form she loses even that power.

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>>21453291
https://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

Maybe try this

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Someone telling dead baby jokes at a monster girl party is always going to upset some girls, but that's what you get for inviting a Yeti.

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>>21453231
>white day falls over zippangu
>about to leave school, dejected that you didn't receive anything today, but that's pretty typical
>gyaru Cheshire starts trailing you as you leave the building
>"Wo~w. You really are sad, aren't you? What was even the point of buying all of that chocolate if those girls hardly knew you, anyway?"
>Wall her off as hard as possible to avoid crying like a bitch
>"Y'know, you could've spent that money on a hooker. It still wouldn't be very manly, but it would be a helluva lot more effective than blindly hoping a ten would return your affection."
>tuck away into a convenience store because you don't know how much more of this you can take
>hope that the crowd will dissuade her
>she starts whispering this shit into your ear
>"You could also buy a sex doll, if you really want to project an ideal woman onto something. She won't even tell you that you look like a homeless kid, or that your breath smells the way a swamp looks. That's what you really want, isn't it? Something pretty to fuck that doesn't eat, sleep or talk?"
>flee into the bedroom
>she teleports inside with you
>"Or, you could fuck me. I like pathetic men like you. Shame that most of them pussy out when I ask nicely."
>She pounces on you, pinning you to the cold laminate with her massive paws.
>"So, I'm done asking nicely. Starting today, you're going to eat chocolate every day, for the rest of your life."

And that's how you met your wife.

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>>21453428
Why do so many of MGs grow up to be school bullies?

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>>21453442
Seduction requires experience, so young monstergirls don't know how to get human boys' attention other than teasing and bullying them.

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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>>21453417
If you don't really like either option, but definitely like one more than the other, are you supposed to to choose one or reject both?

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>>21453428
I prefer surprisingly nice gyarus.

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>>21453529
Just for the sake of sorting you should choose the one you like.

But then again if you don't care about them either way they will probably end up far down the list anyway so it really doesn't matter I guess...

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>>21453419
What do you call a baphomet on a pike?
A lollipop

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>>21453539
Elaborate

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>>21453551
The kind who talk to you and only lightly tease you for being a virgin.

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>>21453419
A Winterstown Lich decided to play god one day, she wanted to bring mimics into the cold climate to trap travelers so she fused a mimic with a yeti and made a hugbox

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>>21453231
gyaru selkie

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>>21453353
what a fox

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>>21453393
They still can change their body shape at least.

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>>21453586
Which selkies are we talking about here

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>>21453551
Imagine Anjou, but with knife ears.

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>>21453442
because most of them inherit their mother's aggression along with the sweet candy-like joy of praying on human boys

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>>21453593
the ones that wear the seal suits, what other kind of selkies are out there?

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>>21453291
Chimeras

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>>21453604
anon its not the same,plus how can you mix things like say,a vampire and a echidna

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>>21453592
They take the form of your unrequited love. They don't have control like that. Their normal form is the loli in the background and nothing says they can freely change their appearance besides the woman whose form they took.

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>>21453336
batman

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>>21453601
once that arn't posers

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>>21453442
Only problematic species like Hellhounds or Chesires become delinquents. Some respectable monster girls, like Kitsunes, are in fact almost always model students.

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>>21453642
Shouldn’t you be off raiding a chicken coop?

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>>21453686
member the first time in zelda when you attacked the chickens to much and then they started attacking you?

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>>21453291
You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you. People who go into waifufaggotry doing that typically only last as long as their attention span allows before the next shiny thing attracts them.

When/if you find your waifu, you'll know. Don't force it, you'll just waste your time and money, and leave with nothing to show for it.

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>>21453551
Wish these had been a thing when I was in school...

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>>21453562
Charon!

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Remember that Cow High is best highschool.

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>>21453755
Hike, hike, hut!

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>>21453521
Nyowowow

I need a Cheshire making that face!

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>>21453762
They do have a very successful football program

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>>21453216
why is this dragon so fat

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>>21453779
Dragons eat a lot to keep the fires burning.

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>>21453763
Cheshire cats are too unpure for this world!

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>>21453779
Wonderland has that effect
Alices are quite pudgy under those dresses

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>>21453785
Chub-jubs!

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>>21453785
No they aren't.

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>>21453795
thats a big panty bow.

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>>21453795
That's just an illusion

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>>21453642
That just makes it even worse when they bully you.

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>>21453253
>>21453779
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>>21453785
Insulting dragons should be against the law.

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>>21453813
>>21453813
Dragons are just mad that they're starting to weight more than their hoard.

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Ka goda?

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>>21453801
If you like fat, pudge, thicc, or whatever you want to call it fine but when you start declaring that every single member of x breed has to fit a body type you like you sound like a faggot.

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>>21453784
>The word is impure, but I still love you anyway , Onii-san

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>>21453813
What if they insult you first?

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>>21453868
You
Seem
Mad

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>>21453812
>a top student fox who are always nice to everyone
>everyone except you
>when others are around she's all smiles and sunshines but the moment she's alone with you she does a complete 180, becoming sadistic and lewd, and bullies you into doing incredibly indecent stuffs that would make Lilims blush
>of course nobody believes you because to everybody else she's little Miss Perfect
>you have no choice but to continue to live your school life as her personal fucktoy and plaything
>as time goes on she slowly starts to get more control on your life other than your sex life, such as your studyings or future plans and stuffs
>finally she makes you go to the same university she's applying, making you pretty much stuck with her for the rest of your life

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>>21453956
>YSM
Ah yes, YS, some say YSM.

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>>21453923
She's going to get fucked after saying that.

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>>21453923
If I'm a faggot then why is my greatest wish to impregnate a monster girl?

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What are you excited for?

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>>21454021
Big queenly monsters.

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>>21454005
Because you prefer alps, obviously.

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>>21454021
Next week to end. After that I can finally breath after a month and half of schedules.

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>>21454021
Baldur's Gate 3, Death Stranding, Silksong and Great Deceiver
Sadly I have no cool centuries-old Dark Elf domfu to buy games and make me eat her out while she tries them out.

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>>21454021
Nothing in particular.

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>>21454033
its not gay if you impregnate them.

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>>21454033
>Gay
>Pregnant woman

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>>21454021
Commissions, new content for games I play and comiket.

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>>21454021
A new commission of the wife. The artist has a huge queue for commissions, but hopefully in the next couple months I'll have some really good art of her.
I'm also looking forward to Doom Eternal and possibly Death Stranding if Kojima doesn't entirely fuck up the plot like he did with Phantom Pain (although that wasn't 100% his fault, fuck Konami)

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>>21454044
>Baldur's Gate 3

Is that actually true?

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>>21454044
Domfu buys all the games you are excited for, but doesn't let you play them. Only watch as she plays, if you been a good pet.

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>>21453417
This would be much easier if it had images attached. I didn't even know what a phantom was and all these Zinpa girl names blur together.

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>>21454081
Someone checked the video file for the number 3 logo on Larian's site and it reads "Baldur's Gate 3 logo", so probably.
Which means no more Beamdog stuffing trannies where they don't belong. Larian's great.

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>>21454083
Not like I play the games I buy anyway...
>>21454095
That poor little angel is getting S&M'd.

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What happens when guys get turned to a monster? Or can that not happen any more? Like if they get hit by mutagen or cursed or turn themselves into a into a lich while seeking immortality, not knowing anything about the new monster order (NMO)?

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>>21454117
Alps happen.

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>>21454117
Alps

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>>21454117
Lurk more, gay newfag.

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>>21454123
hot

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>>21454123
The order should stop training little boys, they always turn gay due to respecting their superiors too much.

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The order should just give up.

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>>21454143
Nobody except shitposters talk about the order.

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>>21454123
>Stage One:
Hey dude, looking good!
>Stage Two:
Oh shit, no homo! NO HOMO!
>Stage Three
DUDE! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THESE TITS! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!

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>>21454147
I think they're an interesting area to explore, but they need to be done well.

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>>21454152
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>21454160
wasn't just a metaphor for crushing societal expectations.

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>>21454152
There's something off about being called Dude by a MG, alp or otherwise.

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>>21454171
what about brospeh or brah?

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Be very careful around little girls anon, you never know when one might be a Witch trying to steal your semen!

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>>21454190
Better punch all little girls in the face then. You never know.

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Beware the mad scientist!

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>>21454207
If I take off that mask will she die?

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>>21454207
Why is she mad/

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>>21454117
They alp. Most often succubi, but they can become most other monsters too. Look up the profile and the section in Fallen Maidens.
Every Alp so far doesn't try to hide that they were once male, so it's easy to avoid them if you don't want one.

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>>21454207
>MANSWINE!
>Cooked something up just for you my sweet!
I hate it when they go all yandere on you.

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What are you supposed to do if you see a crying monster girl

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>>21454258
Hug it.

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>>21454224
Out of curiosity, all male monsters like centuars and minotaurs turned to girls too but still remember when they were masculine monsters?

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>>21454258
That's a banshee. They do that.

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>>21454258
while it is probably just a trap you still need to go up to her and ask what's wrong

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>>21454269
Yes vaguely.
Although at this point only the really long lived species would remember

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>>21454269
That happened thousands of years ago, almost all of them have since passed

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>>21454258
Pat her head.

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>>21454269
yes, but most monsters were simple beasts without a firm grasp on the concept of sex/gender. Only the higher tier species would and they probably wouldn't want it known.

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>>21454269
You think it happened two days ago or what

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>>21454190
You better spend time with lolis like Demons or Anubi that clearly are something else, then. Witches can't steal your seed if you pour it inside little girls that aren't Witches.

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>>21454287
Only ones still around would be undead and probably dragons.

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>>21454357
There are multiple Baphomets that are hinted at being ancient monsters but yeah the average beastman monster like his Minotaur example he gave would be multiple generations removed from the change unless they became undead.

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>>21454277
Banshee-chan is sad she outgrew another bra!

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>>21454385
Banshee?
More like Cowshe

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>>21454259
Big hugs and big fugs

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>>21454385
Well she should know that that makes me happy!

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>>21454396
Don’t! You’ll make her wail!
>>21454405
Don’t! You’ll make her sob with joy!

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>>21454419
Not my fault that she outsizes most holsts.

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https://i.imgur.com/nvtuNAx.jpg
The spice must flow.
Yeah, I know it's strange seeing a sandworm with feet, but KC sez that they can change the point of attachment to their shell.

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>>21454452
Strange things happen in there.

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>>21454452
Nice, been a while since new sandworm porn.

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>>21454419
Well then i am going to cry even harder by fucking her pregnant!

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Wife commission
http://i.imgur.com/3cATo3L.jpg

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To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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dont do it

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>>21454585
...

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>>21454585
He's dedicated, I'll say that. Unlike the yeti and burn down the thread guys he gets deleted on sight, but still posts his drivel. That's real dedication right there.

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>>21454548
Give your wife some clothes you barbarian chauvinist! At least an apron with a "kiss the cook" on it.

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>>21454585
Cute mermaid.

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>>21452861
Not really.
The spell standard is that the forces you hold the portal open with also provide a barrier to things like that.

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>>21454625
Mermaid maids?

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>>21454548
That's a good art style for her.

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>>21453216
I want to go to the beach with my three kiki maids!

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>>21454650

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>>21454548
Pear is the best shape.

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https://i.imgur.com/b0PLsSz.png
Today was a good day for requests.

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>>21454661
They will make such a fuss over all that sand! We can sweep it up in half a year if you don't mind the work!
>>21454682
I'll just save that for later...

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>>21454682
Sandwormbabies and mofucores are so cute.

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>>21454686
They are going to relax. Master's orders

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did you know that pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes?

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>>21453216
thought she was pregnant from the catalog thumbnail

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>>21454705
I did. It's interesting what all you can learn from hentai.

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>>21454723
One can wish

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>>21454705
I did not, but P'orcs and H'orcs have risen up in my rankings now that i do.

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>>21454736
I desire a hugely busty apophi maid.

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>>21453428
being bullied like this is hot

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>>21454748
She is planning a takeover!

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>>21454754
Of my face with her bust?

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>>21454728
uhh

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>>21454762
That too. Scheming snek

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>>21454207
>legendary trait: poison master
So many nemesis Orcs make a ton of OC

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>>21454778
>I can't believe my maid harem is made of super powerful monster girls!

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>>21454682
Glad you're finally getting art sandwormfag. It's good to see.

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>>21454856
>They are all scheming to acquire the power of your special bloodline

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>>21454875
>A series of extremely powerful monster all scheming to add the family to the bloodline.
>Each has to try and cater to his tastes.
>They're all naturally busty as well.
Coming this fall

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>>21454736
i wish i drew like this, i would draw little hellhound lolis raping big grown men all the time

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is harboring fairies illegal?

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What would you do if your baby monstergirl daughteru's first word was "dick"?

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>>21454978
Only if the fairy circle constitutes a disturbance of the peace or noise violations. I mean, who wants to live next to the guy who makes love to wind chimes?

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>>21454925
Why don't you start learning then?

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>>21454992
Take a long "really?" look at my wife.

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>>21454992
I wouldn’t be surprised.

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>>21454992
>t. kdf

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>>21455031
I'm not kdf, I'm just asking.

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>>21455016
I actually laughed out loud at the pic because the cigarettes that Bapho is holding is from my country, and is known as something like an 'old men's cigs' because it is notorious for its reputation as something only really old guys would have.

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>>21454992
work harder on that magic chastity belt I've hid in my crafting shed in the backyard

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>>21454992
Visiting my parents would be off the table for one.

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>>21454399
>Big hugs and big fugs

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>>21454992
Be deeply confused because neither me nor my waifu use that word to refer to a penis

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>>21454978
stuff them into your pants and smuggle them

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Which mgs are made for incest sex?

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>>21455141
Yea verily

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>>21455167
Mice and devil bugs

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>>21455167
Most slimes. Little ones have to eat, after all.

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>>21455167
Petty much any on a case by case basis if you really want it but by breed. the basic Slimes, Devilbugs, Large Mice, and Dark Elves.

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>>21455167
Slimes, Devil Bugs, etc.

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>>21455167
Are Khepris into incest?

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When I get teleported into the MG world I want to be adopted by a group of onee-chans.

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>>21455224
Possibly if you wanted to. If you really didn't you could probably have daughters split off into a colony of their own to look for a new king.

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>>21453779

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>>21455226
Sounds dangerous anon! What if they use shotification potions on you!

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>>21455244
They won't, I'd already be shorter than them.

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>>21455270
Well thats good. Now the only question is what species would you want them to be?

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>>21455281
Pharaoh, Holst, Cheshire, Kej and Ochi.

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>>21454021
A lewd and nude Yeti commission coming

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>REACTION video of every MG being cummed on their hair (except kejorous of course)

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>>21455286
Sounds like an interesting group of adopted onee-chans.

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Would Wockfag go to a showdown like this with his waifu?

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>>21455295
They're a fun group.

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>>21455286
Are they all egyptian themed?

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>>21455302
Neat also i need to know this >>21455308. Do they all were gold and mini ties?

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>>21455308
>Pyramid filled with milfs of various species
sounds like a place to explore

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>>21455308
No, only the Pharaoh.

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>>21455167
Demon and Kiki if adopted daughterus count.

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>>21455297
Our usual Wockfag? Because if so there is no way the guy would do this, he's at least 70% pure.

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>>21455406
Adopting a monster seems a perilous road for even the most well intentioned of parents.

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>>21455428
What gives you that ridiculous idea?

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>>21455444
He keeps the lewds for himself.

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>>21455428
>he's at least 70% pure

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>>21455428
>wockfag
>pure
He liked the /ss/ doujin with a tentacle blowjob in it.

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>>21455476
From all the MGE waifufags I think he's the one who has the most tame stuff.

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>>21455497
That’s only because like 3/4 of the waifufags here don’t get commissions.

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>>21455167
whichever MG your sister turns into

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>>21455497
He doesn't commission lewds because he has whole doujin to fap to.

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>>21455514
What if I don't have a sister?

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>>21455497
Might keep some to himself and also >>21455506
A lot also don't get commissions.

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>>21455506
like?

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>>21455531
It’s kinda hard to give examples when they purposefully don’t put themselves out there.

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>>21455517
>ex written on her thigh
Such mysterious creatures.

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>>21455506
That's counting every person who says "I like x" as a waifufag

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>>21455476
Big girls!

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>>21455536
That's part of the doujin title

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>>21454857
I have no idea who this "sandwormfag" is.
I didn't even pay for that pic-I got it from a drawthread.

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>>21455527
Just keeping it to himself means he probably wouldn't participate in the meetup.

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>>21453962
wow, that sucks

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>>21455476
>>21455542
Such a big dragon!

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>>21455584

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>>21455517
You know the thread always says a wock would btfo a dragon in a lewd content but i wonder how the dragon would handle losing, what with their superiority complex and all.

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>>21455541
I mean we had an impromptu survey a while back and we had like 40 waifuists, plenty for species you pretty much never see going off of art.

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>>21454207
Might have to sneak past this captain. She looks strong!

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>>21455601
A dragon would probably think herself above such base acts.
On the other hand, a salamander who lives for competition- I wonder what might happen?

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>>21455559
I want a big stoic lizard warrior waifu to physically prevent me from leaving bed in the morning

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>>21454207
>H'Orc musk, concentrated so strongly it's a liquid.
>Just a drop can turn a man into a slut of P'Orcs for 3 hours.

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If a Harpy was trying to help you get a date would that maker her a wingman

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>>21455592
What does this image signify?

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>>21455648
If you don't have any luck, and that Harpy goes home with you to give you a sloppy blowjob instead, that would make her a Swallow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21454705
>long orgasms
no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455655
read the filename, dolt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455655
Say the filename out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455531
I'm a kakuen waifufag but I don't get commissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455601
Wocks exist because the Queen of Hearts got sick of a Dragon being too high and mighty instead of being lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455702
How mean of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455644
Joke's on her, I'm already a filthy filthy slut for P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455531
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455693
Out of all the smug girls why a kakuen?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How large should a Dragon's transformed state be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455752
I like smug monkey girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455721
It’s the Wonderland way.
Cheshire cats are pretty much the one Wonderland species that exists, not because the queen was annoyed at the original girl, but because she got along swimmingly with the werecat.
Damn lewd cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455762
Small dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455655
The virgin yuu reaction image vs the chad
>>21455655
>>21455655
>>21455655
>>21455655

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455770
Well i didn't vote for her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455762
At least the size of Smaug the Stupendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455876
>Anon accidentally stumbles into a Mist Continent 'Sex Dungeon'.
>Is greeted by his soon-to-be Jiangshi Mistress

[Anonymous No.]

darkskin elf buttholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455895
Honestly now I'm just imaging the opium dens they use to have but with monster girls and a lot of kinky sex instead of drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455901
A lot of stoned Monkeys lying around and giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

Turning Paladin-chan into an Automaton defender of justice!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455895
>tfw have to warm up your mistress everytime she wants to dispense punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455911
>Go to the mist continent for a vacation
>Get lost
>Accidental end up on the bad part of the town
>Stumble into some shop to ask for directions
>The air is heavy with some kind of smoke
>You can hear strange sound coming from inside the shop
>The Jiangshi receptionist is dressed in latex fetish gear
>You try to ask for directions
>"Oh? A foreigner? Why don't you come inside the shop"
>Try to decline, say you don't have any money
>She insist, saying "the first time is free"
>You are lead to a room
>The smoke is even heavier here
>You are getting light headed
>It's filled with stoned Kakuen giggling about nothing with one another
>"I brought you girls something 'extra'. Have fun~"
>You hear the door lock behind you
>Looks like you're gonna be here for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455922
I thought you couldn't turn a girl into automaton don't you have to find them?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the small summer yetis, they've acclimated to warmer temperatures and now nothing can stop them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455959
That's how it is in the cannon. I assume the other anon has some other head cannon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455808
She doesn't need anyone's vote. It's her realm, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to keep my echidna wife as BIG as this

CONSTANTLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455959
we can rebuild her, we have the technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455991
Hmmmmmm, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455999
>Human boy squire desperately begging a gremlin to save a severely wounded Paladin-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455991
So does your echidna wife

[Anonymous No.]

how strong is your pet wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456010
this fox needs heavy rubs
>>21456034
oh really? hopefully she has magical items or spells to help,i cant do everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456035
strong enough to break through glass like fucking air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-pJt-Xn6DE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456010
>>21455991
Researching spells so every pregnancy is multiples!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456099
>anon becomes the most famous human in monster history,swimming in riches and daugherus

[Anonymous No.]

Pocky games with Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455955
The Undead dominating the Living is the hottest thing ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456046
She is the mom-est, after all.

>>21456099
I feel like alchemy is more likely to contain the answers you seek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456130
My ultimate goal

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456185
Both can do so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21454143

just set this guys loose on the order
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13889

[Anonymous No.]

>>21453962

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456292
That's some smug right there.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't choose a waifu, there are too many good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456316
You don't choose a waifu, she chooses you and you'll know

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456316
We all know that feel. One day, I'm obsessed with one girl; the next, I'm all about another, and then three hours later I want a different one. Hell, sometimes I switch right after fapping to a certain girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are all the snake women at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21453962
That sounds absolutely awful.
I would have a mental breakdown kinda quick if that ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456155
This. I want to live in some undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456334
on the breeding snake pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456155
Would being chased by a horde of lusty zombies scary or arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456316
It took me laying down in a lake, staring at the stars to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456396
Depends, how busty are they?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456396
I want to be dominated by vampire blood knights instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456334
snake convention
slithercon 98

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456292
gonna stuff a myconid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456416
Minimum is a D cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456434
Then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456414
Shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456396
I want to impregnate the horde

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456437
you wont,the horde will outlast you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456316
think of the girls you're most like to run into and the ones that best impact your lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456449
they'll make his cock impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456437
Corpses can't get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456450
devilbugs mostly, the occasional mousegirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456455
FALSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456457
TRUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456155
>tfw no wight mistress to ara ara at your penis

[Anonymous No.]

Does a Legion type MG sound interesting or boring?
>One mind several bodies
>bodies share a cookie cutter general look but build may vary
>can spawn more bodies with mamono mana
>its a harem and not one at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456454
>anon was never heard of again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456480
It's basically a queen slime without the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456489
i imagined the spawned slimes were a new individual MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456155
a couple of zombies holding anon down while humping him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456501
For queen slimes? Nah, they're all one big MG with many slime bodies, most certainly a single girl when it comes down to it.
They do tend to "roleplay" for the bodies though, so some act as guards, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Anything to confess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456513
Ahh thank you for the info anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
Yes i havent cummed in months

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
i touch myself to anus presentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
Fuck off with this stupid fucking "teehee confess your sins guise!!!" bullshit that just brings in complete shitposting faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555
Fuck off with this stupid "fuck off" bullshit that just brings in useless faggotry that is in fact worse than shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456574
>>21456579
Kill yourselves. It happens every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
You know that one scene in the sword in the stone , the squirrel girl scene ,
If I were that kid I would have rolled with it .

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555
Looks like you really made him mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456537
One other thing is that queen slimes are produced by a rare mutation that causes a slime to be unable to properly divide.
So, it's possible that any slime out there could be a queen slime waiting to happen! But it also means that daughters aren't really an option for them, barring magical intervention.

Presumably, it can happen to any slime subspecies as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555
incensed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456580
>Ignoring how every single time some retard posts the "confess your sins" shit there's always a influx of furries, NTR, trannyshit or outright faggotry that always comes around eventually
I'm starting to become convinced that a lot of people that get assmad about people typing "fuck off" are just shitposters mad that anons don't tolerate their shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456596
Your fagposts are just as bad as their shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456586
I doubt it's just one guy at this point. Maybe some discord faggots getting together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456455
>>21456462
It says in her entry she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456602
>hurr you're just as bad as people posting furshit, NTR, trannyshit, actual faggotry or Giantess trash along with a myriad of other /d/ shit that isn't welcome
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456555
>>21456619
You understand that telling people to fuck off doesn't do anything, right? There are 0 people in the history of 4chan who have actually left a thread after being told to fuck off.
inb4 you react as if I'm the one posting fetish shit and not just a rational person trying to explain a simple concept to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456619
Yes i actually value you as little as those same people

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456316
>>21456325
Same, for me it's always the same three girls one after another.

[Anonymous No.]

>you fuck off!
>no you fuck off!
>no u!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456624
Fuck off-kun lacks all sense, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456632
I wish I had friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456624
Of course I'd rather practice the golden rule when it comes to trash posts like those. But since there's a bunch of newfaggots here now you occasionally have to be vocal when it comes to shitposting and it's unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456632
He never learns and ended up a shitposter himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456627
You're not exactly subtle, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456644
the only recent faggot that wasn't a blatant shitpost which needs no annoying assmad posts in response was some fucking /tg/ cunt. really annoying fucker that just keeps talking about every mg enslaves men and TOGETHER HUMANITY CAN KILL THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456659
That's because subtlety isn't needed when addressing a shitposting piece of shit like you and him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456673
The anon dddoth protests too much, methinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456683
>dddoth
Son of a bitch I mean't doth. FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456683
go ahead and put up your dumbass mass reply and get shot down then

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456693
Nah, I'm just gonna make fun of you one last time for being so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456697
and you lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
i'm a pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456712
okey dokey Mr. KDF-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456712

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
I jerked off to that tentacle rape scene from muv luv

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456712
>https://i.imgur.com/SuCnkwK.jpg
but how do you feel about extra little girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456589
i think you just opened a door to me anon,oh snap

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456722
fairies are sexy as hell. i really love extra little girls like fairies. i want to see them work hard to make me cum while i relax on the couch or on the computer. it was good for me when KC said that you can penetrate and have normal sex with them, i can imagine filling them up like onaholes but smaller and sexier

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up with a lich in the morning, see her staring at me as I awake, and roll over and cuddle her for hours to keep her from laboratory work.
No darling, you stay here with me and warm up~
No work for you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456712
I hope you get a visit from the Sabbath Scouts tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
I buy more miniatures before painting the ones I own
I need a leanan-sidhe to straighten me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
I like girls that this thread hates. They're not futa or anything like that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456747
i want a thighjob from a familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456744
having a small group of fairy maids pleasing you would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456747
same, i want to rape a bunch of little cute witches and have a loli harem in one night

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456747
I want all the familiars

[Anonymous No.]

charybdis is pronounced with a k

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456756
Only if you fill her cunny with your cummies soon after!

>>21456764
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456766
Same. Their hands look so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456756
I want to inhale deeply of their tail puff. Bonus points if it can magically knock me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456769
i'm gonna fill her with love and her favorite treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456784
what do you think the magic floating around it is for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456767
i felt like that was the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456712
do your parents know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456767
It's not like anybody ever talks about them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456800
I do but solely to express my hatred of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456799
not him but i'm so glad nobody is around to see my folders

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456799
i wasn't being serious sorta

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456806
same, i have a shit ton of loli porn, the sabbath would either be proud of me or go full speed on hooking me up a witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456806
I'd genuinely fall myself off a cliff if anyone close to me ever found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456800
Foxes are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456838
What kind of self-respecting fox lets herself get led around on a leash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456811
thank god that mg's have magic to make others not notice the guy railing a little girl in the alley because the sexual tension when they met was too much but they were in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456844
Oh, they'll notice anon. They'll definitely notice. They just won't care though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456841
Lazy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

You may onely choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456887
No thanks, you can keep them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456887
Whichever one has a type advantage against yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Big buff jinko wife playing with the housecat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456919
I'm a slut for dangerous monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456932
>Eager ochimura bandit noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456932
you might have a bit of fun at the fox festival that's coming up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456934
Ochis are nice, but I'd worship a Tsurara like an Ice Queen.
>>21456940
But I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456948
Ochis are not nice!
They're fierce and terrifying!

Especially the lordless bandits that haunt the roadways and battlefields for freshly raised 'sisters' to bring into the fold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456532
I had a good time at Medieval Times

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456948
>But I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous.

Of course they are. You can always trust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456751
0w0

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456967
i see she's got that i-can-have-you-all-to-myself-whether-you-like-it-or-not look on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456948
Tsuraras are nice girls once you warm up to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456975
You'll probably be fine as long as you don't break the seal on the rock behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456948
>I was told foxes are kind and fluffy, and not at all dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456984
I want to be raped specifically by this goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456987
>pigtails
Massive slut

[Anonymous No.]

>be tallest anon at your school
>you're finishing up putting some stuff in the gym storage room when you hear the door lock behind you
>turn around to see several shortstacks blocking the door
>the lead girl tells you they've all had their eyes on you for awhile now and that you're going to be their boyfriend, or else
>she tries to kabedon you, but she's only eye level with your stomach while her tits press against your crotch
What can one boy do against a gang of shorties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456984
>>21457002
>>>/c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456984
Yeah, who doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457002
>>21456984
I want to rape everything in the farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457007
I think you pick them up and put them somewhere else. Or put your hand on their forehead as they windmill towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

I love foxes with unconventional fur colors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456987
Traitorous yandere fox a shit. Amagi-neesan is infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time for Kitsune power hour?

[Anonymous No.]

What would a monstergirl have to be depressed about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456965
I bet a lot of monsters would like "embarrassing"/fun entertainment like that. From an immature cheshire yelling the chants louder than anyone else in your row, to a haughty vampire hiding her slight smile behind an unfolding fan when her section's centaur knight scores a tricky hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457032
>tfw no husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457027
It always is

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457027
I want to sleep on my Kitsune momster's plush body while wrapped in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many subs in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for monday and another week of work.
For those who have waifus that don't work, be sure to give them a goodbye kiss in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457048
Because you're a newfag and don't know that these threads used to have more rapey monsters in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457007
I've found picking short people up by their legs works wonders for fucking with them so long as they're short enough that you can lift your arm at a right angle. Makes the perfect distance where their hands can't reach you and they can't run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457048
because square sandwiches are for betas

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456756
I want a thighjob from a loli Dark Mage. Or more accurately I want to fuck her thighs in actual sex positions minus penetration and grope her petite body, like doggystyle pounding that makes her big loli ass jiggle with every slam and her fluffy purple hair sway all over the place. Imagine finishing it by tossing her on her back and exploding all over her slim midriff, the barely visible bumps on her chest and her cute face just as she locks her intense golden eyes with yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457048
>why are there so many subs in threads that have a high focus on a fantasy setting full of proactive daters?
Cmon, you can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457038
Well, while very true, surely there can be other reasons.
Perhaps she struggles with her monster instincts with an abusive and manipulative husband, and the resulting feeling of betrayal gives her chronic depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457041
Don't trust them! They'll trick you into having sex with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457056
>>21457080
And you're just going to let them dominate you rather than throw them off and pursue someone else? Or at least reverse the situation so that you're dominating them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457103
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457103
Why do you care what others do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best at pinning down the party healer and fucking him senseless until he behaves like the good little heal slut he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457103
>at least reverse the situation so that you're dominating them?
"I'll show you the power of humanity!!"
>Instant loss 2koma

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457126
>What monster girl is best at pinning down

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457087
How dare you slander honorable members of society! They're not Tanukis you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457120
Gonna bring her to bed to get comfy for sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457103
You're the idiot from a couple of threads ago, aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457136
I couldn't a manticore, needle phobia, pleasurable or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457136
Fuck me manticores are so sexy. I just want her to force me to suck her tits as she drains me dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457126
Dark slime. She could even get her MP recharge midcombat and continue casting at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457155
I would say she doesn't care but
>needle phobia
That just makes here care EVEN MOAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457120
Not that she doesn't look perfectly plump and fuckable in those too-small clothes, but why did that demon raid a gremlin's closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457114
>>21457117
Because of shit like >>21457127, >>21457168, and >>21457126 is fucking pathetic. There are so many anons who find enjoyment in the idea of themselves and others being overpowered by someone with a twisted sense of empathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457173
that automaton needs to stop jump-scaring that window gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457183
Welcome to the monster girl thread my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457183
oh it's this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457195
cute ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457199
Did the lack of self-awareness give it away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457048
because subs>dubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457195
The thread is woefully lacking in monster laying.

>>21457199
>>21457210
Take the ball gag out of your mouth before you speak or else people probably aren't going to understand you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457206
But i don't like lolis. Why would i fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457067
I imagine there'd be some problems with that method.
>pick shortstack up by her legs
>her skirt flips upside down, showing she's not wearing panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457207
All ancient evils are cute, especially the ones who don't understand modern ways and technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457218
Well, you shouldn't really.
They're extremely dangerous to people who are lying to themselves about not liking lolis though. Their information network is incredible especially with all those Ratas.

[Anonymous No.]

no i think everyone very clearly understands that you're a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457206
But I love lolis.Why would I fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457183
Bruh, MG femdom is leagues different from the usual malesub faggotry.
For one, Monstergirls know how to make a man feel loved and wanted beyond his paycheck or looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457215
newfags go

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457206
oooooh boy, imagine a passionately religious old hag catching you with a big horned demonic underage girl riding on your big grown man cock like it was one of those fucked up ritual scene from those supernatural horror movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457103
What? It's not like they're just rolling over for the first monster who finds them-they're always specific about what monster they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457219
Sounds like fun. I would do that to all of the shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457240
just put "MAN" between every word he types instead of a space and you'll get the idea of of how he came to be so gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457248
>of of
shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457240
They best hope they get who the want. A hellhound bitch isn't going to just leave you alone just because you aren't a dogfucker.

>>21457248
>>21457232
It's nice that your wife at least allows you to use a keyboard. Maybe you can persuade her to give you adequate sleeping hours at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457266
>normie shit
Wow, a real life manly man that's so manly and alpha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457219
Fine with me. It's just another layer to the bullying because it's now use their hands to stay decent until they lose strength from being held up for extended periods or time or try and fight back ineffectively while I get a show.
Smalls are just designed in a way that anything they do will just make things worse for them or better for their tall overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

where do you work, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457266
>They best hope they get who the want. A hellhound bitch isn't going to just leave you alone just because you aren't a dogfucker.
Mana markers exist. Besides, KC sez that when a monster girl husbandos a man, it's because he secretly wanted that monster girl to husbando him. Yeah, it's bullshit, but we buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21454548
Your wife has beautiful suckable nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably by this point he's just replying to himself, so please don't bother with him and just wait for the janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456419
That's some top tier fluffy but some bottom tier tail placement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457281
>muh mana markers
You really think your average man is just going to know what those are, or how to access them? Mana markers tend to be used by monsters to mark spots where they can kidnap and enslave men.
The only monster that stops humans from being mistreated are dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

Big bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21453962
Oh no. How horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457313
Honest question: what kind of idiot goes into MGE with the intention of creating a fantasy where they're in a loveless relationship with a monstergirl they hate?

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>>21456984
>>21457002
>rape
>want
Anon...

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>>21457324
Judging by the history of this thread, there's plenty of retards lining up to do just that.

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>>21457324
his next reply will be "lmao pathetic loserfag not manly enough to rape monsters into the dirt, mge drowns other HFY mg settings".

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>>21457324
Hugbox inflation. It's not enough to have your fantasy handed to you on a silver platter with little or minimal effort anymore, now you also need other people to not have their fantasies around you if you dislike those fantasies. It's the root of a lot if not most of the weird behavior in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Risen from the grave
Her body stitched anew
But nothing has changed
For her heart beats for you

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>>21457324
These anons have fantasies that are far from loveless. It's just their definition of "love" is screwed up.

>>21457336
I don't know what you're saying, anon. You're going to have to get the key to your ball gag from your wife, anon. Maybe you can bargain with her by offering to quit your job.

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>>21457314
Why lie?

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>>21457381
Etrigan, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457383
I'm sorry that you're that dumb, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457383
Prude

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>>21454736
Yay, my grape juice is here!

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>>21457277
>Smalls are just designed in a way that anything they do will just make things worse for them or better for their tall overlords.
I wonder if there is a group of fanatical shortstacks that go around telling other short girls to just give up and submit to vertically superior human boys.

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>>21457324
Same kind of idiots that bitch about content that doesn't fit their narrow interpretation of what's correct even when it's contained to a pastebin and a short blurb.

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>>21457421
I think i would poach my self a very stacked shorty from that group. Show her that she belongs with my cock inside her shortbody.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna lick my Dear Hatter wife!

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>>21457440
As the the queen of creams king it only makes sense you would want to taste her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457440
Where do you lick?

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>>21457451
I'd take it as my solemn vow, that every moment I were not stuffing her or coating her with cream, I'd be caressing, kissing, licking and fondling every available spot!

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>>21457421
Doubtful. That sort of thing is just common knowledge there wouldn't need to be a group disseminating knowledge everyone already knows.
Why do you think the shortstacks came to him in the first place rather than hide or run? His top-down view and natural strength would have lifted their hiding places off them and his greater stride would have caught them midsprint and all fighting him would do is tire them out for no benefit so they just know to present themselves to him in a contained area free from prying eyes to maintain some mild dignity and save themselves the effort and exertion.

[Anonymous No.]

how tiny is your waifu?

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>>21457455
The neck, behind her ears, her sides, all the spots one might not first think of to show that I cherish EVERY part of her body, not just the bombastic parts!

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>>21457435
Shorts instinctively flock to and imprint on the tallest man in the room like any other woman does.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad about generic Werecats.
They got all of their limelights stolen by that annoying, purple skank...

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>>21457470
Bet she tastes like mushrooms.

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>>21457467
Which one?

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>>21457475
I'm a cat person. But being nice to cats has never resulted in the gods granting me with a cat girl. Why it be like is?

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>>21457479
Yes, but more importantly, she strongly tastes of beautiful

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>>21457486
>spoiler
Wonderland sure is wacky!

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>>21457467
Small enough to fit comfortably on my lap and have her mouth right at level with mine so we can make out for hours. Aka ideal height.

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>>21457458
What a dedicated king you are! Queenie is probably extraordinarily happy with your comitment!

>>21457467
She is only 4’4” tall, but is quite big in the chest and ass region!

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>>21457490
But the giant lightly glowing mushrooms at night are sure romantic!

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>>21457475

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>>21457473
I hope they don't mind if i only take one of them home.

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>>21457501
You'll have to fight and win against the tallest man they're forming a harem around to prove you're the alpha male of the pack to earn that kind of privilege.

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>>21457497
She is my queen! I dont want anything other than her! And as a bonus, she probably wont go burning down any cities. Just flood them with sex and debauchery!

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>>21457467
She's an inch or so shy of five feet tall, so pretty small I'd say. Our daughteru is really tiny though, She'd stop growing at three and a half feet.

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>>21457485
Maybe when the portals open, anon. Maybe when the portals open...

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>>21457499
Has your wife got a name anon?

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>>21457516
Chantrelle! Of House Mistybottom!

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>>21457475
>vanilla werecat childhood friend
>kind of shy and sweet, but easily talked over and ignored
>shows up to school one day in a cheap purple wig, stockings and miniskirt
>walks up to you in your regular lunch spot after morning classes, already blushing. She's fumbling with a few cue cards, muttering to herself silently. Finally:
>"H-hey anon, what do you get if you cross a raven and a writing desk?"
>"Oh, a riddle?"
>"Yeah!" Her face lights up surprised, before melting into a confused half-smile. "How did you, I mean, yes, but...let me try another one-"
>In her haste, she accidentally fumbles her cards, dropping them in a pile in front of you
>Eyes darting everywhere, she just runs away blushing and embarrassed, accidetally also dropping pawn-shop "cheshire heels" that wouldn't fit over her meaty foot paws from her backpack
Poor girl. Best not to bring it up again to tease her with once she pretends it never happened.

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>>21457526
Oh bless her, she's absolutely adorable. I wanna pet that cute werecat and tell her I dont want no memes in my relationship, so she's perfect

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>>21457526
Now that's a story you just gotta tell everyone, including all of your future kids

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>>21457520
Does she have a cute nickname too? Or does she make you say her full name every time?

[Anonymous No.]

>Space Outlaw Anon pulls of yet another daring heist, this time in the territory of the Tomb Queens
>As he makes his daring escape from the fleet of pursuers led by Commissar Anubis, he opens up hailing frequencies and plays her a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5iSEdo5VNI

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>get into accident, girlfriend dies
>it was bad, you got injured and just about lost your mind when you saw her slipping away
>luckily she was still in good enough shape to be resurrected
>it took a little while but she was raised without any problems and is back at home
>with one caveat
>she doesn't remember the accident, or anything up to a few months before
>those just happened to be the months where you moved in together
>it's also the time of your proposal
>a lot happened in those last few months, and all of it is gone
>you're still a wonderful couple, but suddenly you've gone back to the jitters and anxiety leading up to that night you finally popped the question
>she sobbed with joy for most of the night last time, but what about now? Can she even cry now, the way she is?
>she seems like the same girl who made you fall in love before, but who is she now?
>you decide to hold off for a little while as you both adjust to her unlife, but you think about it a lot
>maybe too much
>that first kiss after the turn was strange
>her lips were always so warm, but now they're cold like glass
>that shine in her eyes has changed into more of a dull glow
>she feels so delicate to hold now
>because she is delicate
>she needs you
>now more than ever
>what the hell are you waiting for?
>ask her again
>no, ask her now
>not tomorrow, anything could happen by tomorrow
>she's still your favorite person in the world, so tell her
>tell her you're going to be with her, and make her happy, forever
>she's still the same wonderful girl
>"You're still the same wonderful girl"
>will she marry you?
>"will you marry me?"
>she nods, but doesn't say yes
>she just cries
>she cries a lot
>her blood runs cold but somehow those tears are warm
>she hugs you even closer than before, and she's stronger this time
>she squeezes the breath out of you, and it hurts the spot where your rib was broken
>but that's okay
>you get to look forward to another cold kiss soon
>and to her, you're that much warmer

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>>21457539
Sometimes I'll affectionately offer my face as her seat while calling her 'Miss Tea-Bottom'. Which is of course a fitting play on her last name, but also quite fitting! Otherwise Just Chantrelle or Ma'am or Dear Wife. She'll sometimes poke fun at my eccentricities and call me 'My Dear Human Husband' because I always call her my Dear Hatter wife. Its just lovey married banter!

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>>21457552
Super cute stuff anon.

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>>21457544
good end

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>>21457484
the ittan momen

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>>21457552
>calling her 'Miss Tea-Bottom'. Which is of course a fitting play on her last name
Oh you're proud of yourself for that one aren't you

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>>21457557
Thank you very much anon!
>>21457565
I happen to think I can be a bit witty with words from time to time. Its why I was so drawn to Mad Hatter in the first place I think!

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>>21457509
Sounds good anon. I will make sure to visit her lands with my waifu!

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>>21457586
While such a day when she ascends to such a position would be far away, we'd be happy to have you! Just be sure to be on your lewdest, lustiest and most hedonistic behavior, as per her law!

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>>21457595
That should be easy then. She will probably make her slime clothing much sexier, gooier, and even slightly see through!

[Anonymous No.]

Something's off about this kraken.

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>>21457622
Oh no! She gave auntie Ursula her voice in exchange for a pair of legs!

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>>21457614
Not to mention sticky, strandy and of course gushing all over you! She'd fit right in with the atmosphere and would be a welcome guest of honor! Such a lewd wife you have!

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>>21457622
lmao the squid kid is pretending to be a human

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>>21457515
This kitty's a fan of easy access isn't she? Seems really gropable and squeezable.
>>21457526
>a raven and a writing desk
>answer is "a riddle"
I don't get it.

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>>21457688
>I don't get it
Sounds like something out of the Adam West Batman.

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>>21457688
There is a famous riddle that goes like: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Actually it's from Alice in Wonderland and it was proposed by Mad Hatter.

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>>21457652
Indeed, she is just the lewdest and i love her for it every day! Although i do wonder what prolonged exposure will do to a Slime carrier.

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>>21457703
What do you mean by prolonged exposure? You mean to that particular Wonderland realm scenario? Well I can tell you, all who stay long would have their sexual features boosted considerably should they stick around!

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>>21457688
>I don't get it
Good, you're halfway to understanding it then.
The point is she's proposing a riddle and so the answer is "a riddle." The actual statement makes no sense on its face and it requires thinking it out to get to the answer which makes the question a riddle.
In short what DO you get when you cross a raven and a writing desk? You get a riddle.

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>>21457714
I mean to the magic of wonderland and the Queen/Empress of hearts! I would like to see if it may provide some interesting changes to my waifu!

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>>21457725
Oou, delightful! A bit more burgeoning bustline and plumper luscious lips are staples of such changes!

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>>21457725
Usually prolonged exposure just means it's hard to leave, or conversion for species that already have Wonderland versions (maybe? I forget).
The big changes require personal attention from the Queen herself.

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What would your dream wedding with your waifu be like anons? I'm curious.

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>>21457758
I don't think we'd have one, she doesn't recognize any earthly or celestial authority before which we could be wed.

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>>21457738
>burgeoning bustline
Dear lord my waifu was already a shorstack!
>plumper luscious lips
That would be quite seeing her using those lucious lips to polish my pole!

>>21457748
Oh well. Then maybe we shall meet up with her as well!

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>>21457760
A wedding doesn't have to be religious. If anything I figured monster girl weddings wouldn't be to begin with. Going through the motions of a big ceremony and exchange of vows could still be really emotional and memorable though.

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>>21457758
A traditional one with our families. If we don't find a priest to say our vows, she can get one of her relatives to do it.

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>>21457758
>this isn't a wedding, this is anal sex!

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>>21457758
"we're married now"
"ok good i hate formalities"

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>>21457758
The whole horde doing an arena tournament where the last one standing becomes the wife meanwhile the rest stay as concubines

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>>21457758
Something like this >>21457773. Small and simple with our families, but still classy and comfy. Technically our true wedding would be the first time we have sex, but we're certainly not inviting anybody to that and we'd still want some sort of ceremony. Maybe we'd get soul married at the ceremony, or we'd wait until our second one with our daughteru so the three of us can do it at the same time.

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>>21457813
Every time I see this I wish there was more.

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>>21457758
We sign some papers, then go home and get our asses kicked in Super Smash Bros like we do every other weekday.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we getting less and less of stories lately?

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>>21457758
Traditional style in an Eros temple.
Boy is she gonna make me pay for making her a blushing mess in public though.

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>>21457842
Stories in general? Greentexts/Pastebins? Writefaggotry? Published material?

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>>21457842
There's no point to writing. It doesn't matter. None a this matters

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>>21457849
Greentexts/pastebins

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>>21457758
Same as the rest of the respondents, for the same reason.
The appeal of monstergirls is how unlike human women they are, and how much more pure the love is.
Marriage is baked in to the experience of existing together, not a showy facade to be carefully curated on Facebook.

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>>21457824
The drawfag is from /a/ so I doubt that we will get more

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys give different fur/scale etc color from the norm of her species to your waifu?

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>>21457890
My Waifu has purple/lavender slime.

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>>21457890
I'm not a fan of hand paws though I can see the appeal.

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>>21457890
She's a tanned Dragon with black scales. A Black Dragon, if you will.

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>>21457890
my wife has pastel pink fur as part of an effort to not look scary

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>>21457850
I bet monster girls would be great at helping with depression.

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>>21457842
I've been writing two stories for a while now as commission work. Unfortunately, one is futa and the other is 40k so they won't get posted here.

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>>21457890
My tundranubis has snow white fluff and hair with amber eyes but her skin is still a beautiful brown. Not that I mind black hair in the slightest.

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>>21457909
>40k
Is it smut or serious?

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>>21457890
My kakuen has gold fur instead of brown and silver instead of white fur

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>>21457914
Most of it serious with a smut ending. Even if you remove the smut it can stand as a story on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird to have female friends that also like monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457890
Not really. I'm a fan of the vanilla palette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457923
Does she want to sex Granberia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457909
I'll take what I can get. Link?

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>>21457922
Maybe try posting it on /tg/'s monster thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there even a better rivalry than Kiki vs Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457927
>>21457928
Neither are done yet. The 40k one is at 9k words but it's not yet over.

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>>21457890
Cow pattern best pattern. I really wanna run my hands though a Holstaur’s leg fur, I want to know what it feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457923
Women like MGE for very different reasons then men do.
But all in all, it's odd but kinda sexy.

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>>21457923
Yes.

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>>21457923
Is it just monstergirls or MGE?

>>21457938
Like? is it Yuri?

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>>21457813
>Crowd cheering 'Ushak! Ushak! Ushak!' While Anon is tied up and caught in the middle of the P'Orc mosh pit.
>If Troll-san wins, she'll free him and take him back to her safe cottage.
>If Ushak wins, well... Her title isn't just for show.

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>>21457952
NTR is heresy.

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>>21457842
A. Depression yielding writers block.
B. More than half of them these days just get some asshat calling me /tg/ and telling others to ignore me or some other asshat trying to ruin it in some way so it's just not worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what shortstack lamia look like. I wonder what shortstack echidna look like.
>her tail is only long enough to wrap you up to your thighs
>still lightweight and portable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457968
>calling me /tg/
Well stop writing about edgy monster killing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457923
no, I do

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>>21457968
Is it HFY smut or HFY non-smut?

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>>21457945
>Like? is it Yuri?
Depends on the person in question, but I most found it either comes down to
>Being a super sexy mosnter girl that is super good at sex and can dominate men with how sexy they are
Which is just strait up power fantasy.
>Yuri
Monster girls are sexy, yo.
>The world/setting itself is sexy
Mostly a corruption from what I've seen
>A mix of the other alternatives.
Being corrupted into a sexy monster girl by another monster girl is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457842
I'm currently writing a monster girl thing that isn't MGE.
More "40k but all the other races are monster girls" smut. It's coming along quite well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458003
>>The world/setting itself is sexy
>Mostly a corruption from what I've seen
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457971
Sounds cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys it’s been a while since I’ve been over here. I haven’t properly been in one of these threads in like a year, what did I miss? Any new girls? Any awesome new stories?

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>>21458010
I have no idea how to put it into words.
Basically how the setting works, corruption, heroes, and stuff like that is the thing they like about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21455725
A man of culture I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456292
Why can't I commission you damn it!

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>>21458020
You could have said they just like MGE or KC's world. Unless thats not what you mean?

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>>21457972
>>21457988
It's usually something loveydovey but neither MFY or HFY barring danuki robbing, hellhounds/manticores being their usual selves, or things like kiki's not being like hellhounds and men being men.
If sticking to species traits is /tg/ I guess I'll go there from now on.

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>>21458014
>Any new girls?
Many. Also World Guide III came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458029
No, that's exactly what I mean. I'm just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458029
CoC is a corruption world that's pretty popular.
It pays to be specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458031
90% of the time, when someone is bitching about being called /tg/ it's because they really did do some stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Chu

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>>21458031
Just ignore it man. Fuck off should have lost all meaning to you after retards used it against setting material that wasnt even bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457758
>I will never shotgun beers and shoot guns with my Red Oni waifu at our wedding reception
That hurt more than it should’ve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458040
Ah then that clears it up. glad to help anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458043
100% of people who make assumptions based on percentages are idiots

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>>21458037
Like how much? I remember when Banshee came around, who came after her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458049
Oh man I would love for my brother or one of my friends to marry an Oni, I could see various local breweries fighting to cater at Oni weddings.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the idea of consensual corruption something about a women taking a shot of DE or having a roper egg implanted or Pslime infect them and then them taking their boyfriend/husband forcefully as they transform seems hot as fuck to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458068
this but ropers are absolutely fucking disgusting

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>>21458061
Banshee was only six months ago, nowhere near a year.
Since then we've had Ocelomehs (rape cats) and Myconids (good Matangos).

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't Kikis just rape their masters instead of being teases and getting raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get adopted by a Dragon
>Tell her you want to move out and be independent

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458043
>>21458045
True enough but depression isn't picky when it comes to fuel and negative shits still negative shit even if it is groundless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458079
That's not proper maid conduct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458079
Because "teasing you into 'raping' them" is how a lot of species work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458089
But that so much more effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458091
Not that much more to an MG.
And besides, it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458091
They're maids. They're natural-born hard workers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458096
Life is probably tough for lazy kikis. It must be hard for them to pretend to be as hardworking as their species suggests, and to resist the temptation to just snuggle all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457002
>>21456984
So is she someone's waifu? I've seen a lot of artists drawing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458108
I want to have a lazy kiki as a childhood friend and clean her room for her and have her mom walk in on me cleaning while she is being lazy and playing video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458079
Because it's their fetish.

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>>21458079
Kiki's play the improvement game so they can raise their husband. It's like a casual raping and corruption of the soul and personality while scratching that mothering itch they have.
Masters a slob? Help him become a habitual clean liver who picks up on his own of his own volition and feel pride at a job well done and in him growing up into a man.
Master is lazy? Help him get up, get out, and get active and feel pride at a job well done and in him growing up into a man.
Fast forward a few years and that lazy NEET slob of a master is now dressing well, grooming properly, fit, active, employed, has a bright outlook on life, eating well, and all around healthy. Gee, its almost like some mysterious force changed them into a completely different objectively better person or something...

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>>21458068
I love it too. I love the idea of the facilities that specializes on truing human girls into MGs.
Just this idea of a fairly average woman entering with her BF, them directing her too a room, turning her and the two having mad sex and going home.
I bet you could choose what you wanted to become out of the MGs you can directly transform into (roper, Pslime, etc) or you can take the DE treatment have have it "reveal your true self"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458113
Thats fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458113
Kiki childhood friends are really comfy, but that particular one is probably going to be really uncomfy in the immediate future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458125
Exactly. Maybe even doctors trained to give recommendations and to do tests to determine your compatibility.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any age limit on how old dragons/lizardmen have to be before they can go full mere?
Like, if you were playing around with some dragon kid and wrestled her down in a game, would she go mere for you even if she doesn't understand it yet?

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>>21458068
Consensual corruption is great. Especially if she's really excited leading up to it and really gets into the monster mindset even while she's still human. She savors the transformation and really gets off to the feeling of turning into a monster, overpowering and fucking her husband until his brain explodes. The absolute sincerity that comes with being a monster is really romantic too, like she wants to show him just how deeply she loves him by becoming a being of shameless love.

Conversely I also like the idea of monster husbands trying their best to incubize and the wife slobbering over his potent incubus mana. I'd go to great lengths to become the perfect incubus lover and satisfy my girl's monstrous lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458108
Believe it or not corporations hire people with lazy tendencies for a lot of positions because they tend to find shortcuts through the system to get shit done faster that nobody thought about. It doesn't increase their efficiency but it means they perform at level and it provides usable info that can be taught to others to make shit happen faster/cheaper.
Tl;dr lazy kiki's will just sweep things under rugs and carpets and then once a week, make that 2 weeks, they'll just give the whole mess a once over with the vacuum cleaner. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458134
>really uncomfy in the immediate future.
Whats the worst that could happen she isn't allowed to see anon for a few days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458142
>Dragon childhood friend acts like a storybook princess around you
>whenever you ask why, she kind of pouts and says it doesn't count if you don't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458156
God damn that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458149
>monster mindset even while she's still human.
Jesus now i cant stop imagining about this. Coming home to your wife only to find her furiously masturbating. Then only for her to see you and demand you fuck her silly while spreading her sopping wet pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458149
>monster mindset even while she's still human.
Now I'm thinking about how fucked up it would be in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458068
https://pastebin.com/fEg81FWu

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458186
I have already read that one. Need more smut and stories about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458190
Its a shame beast doesn't write smut but is a massive corruptionfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458201
Indeed. At least magus is writing. Once he is done his current batch of requests maybe he would be willing to do something with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458161
>get home to your wife sitting on the couch, trying to look casual but clearly very flushed
>you greet her as you always do and chat a little bit about your day, but she just sort of nods and gives one-word answers
>there's a brief silence before you notice she's shaking a little
>"Y-you know hon, I heard an interesting rumour while I was out today." She stammers, her voice trembling
>"Apparently you can become a succubus if you f...make love for a whole day without stopping. After taking a succubus nostrum, that is. Maybe."
>you sit down next to her, and patiently let her speak
>"I was just thinking that might be fun... to try. Just for fun, you know. Doing it all day. Might be neat."
>at that point she's curling her toes and grinding her thighs together as she grips your thigh, hard
>"I know we agreed to see a specialist on our anniversary, but... how about we just, like..."
>she seems to have trouble keeping her eyes on yours, and keeps glancing down
>then she starts tugging on your shirt
>"You think so too right? It sounds fun? Yeah you do. You're horny right now aren't you? P-pervert."
>"No really, I just think it would be a good way to end this, um, dry spell. Yeah. I mean it's a long weekend, and we haven't done it in a few days..."
>"here, just let me-" she suddenly rips your shirt open, buttons clattering on the floor. "...Get this FUCKING THING off-"
>she's all over you like fire on gasoline, you've never seen her so horny
>the bottle on the kitchen table was a dead giveaway as soon as you walked in the door, but it's more fun this way, you think
>she's been talking about it since your last anniversary
>why wait?
>as soon as you've both stripped down it becomes obvious just how excited she was waiting for you
>she slams down on your lap and starts straddling you before you can even clear your stuff off the couch
>neither of you are sleeping tonight
>not until she's got horns and a tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458251
Good shit my man.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458328
Maybe one day I will write about space outlaw anon and the quirky characters he interacts with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458328
Would mofu feel better in zero gravity? It might have more volume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458328
I'm starting to come around on foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Heavily pregnant tsundere monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458350
It's not like she wanted to make a family with you, baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458335
Nah, they don't need zero gravities to make their fluff fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458356
I will wait on them hand and foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458349
Good, because you can always trust them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458381
Okay but I prefer foxes with high heels and big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>be laying next to your nacha wife in bed, watching her smile in her sleep
>you figure she's dreaming about using you as a chair as she slings more verbal abuse at you
>unbeknownst to you, she's actually dreaming about being lovey-dovey with you, telling you how you are the best thing to ever happen to her and that she couldn't imagine being without you
Nachas are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458390
No worries, they do come in all sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458401
>smug Nacha
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458411
That's a pretty nice fox. I'm not usually into cosplay tier monstergirls, but foxes have been really appealing lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458401
She's probably the only girl I'd actually end up bitch-slapping, and I'm not a violent or mean person in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

On a monster this is the key
Tail>Ass>Tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458471
for me it's
liquid>gas>solid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458471
It’s actually the exact opposite
Tits>Ass>Tail

[Anonymous No.]

>"A craftsman knows what he makes will only be as good as the ingredients that go into it. A bridge can be meretriciously planned out and be built by the best engineers, but will fall apart if the wood is weak. A sword made from inferior metal likewise will not be of use to even a master swordsman. The same can be said of humanity. Either by design or from chance, all man are born in this world flawed, slaves to their nature. All of mankind's ills can be blamed on this , as dreams fail to materialize due to limitations of man and the darker side of man's nature cause them to turn on each other. Even the greatest of alchemists failed in their goals to purify human nature, and it seemed nothing could change the nature of a man. That was until the new Demon Lord came to the throne.

>"Monsters, who seemed to be as much slaves to nature as mankind changed overnight. Where there were once snarling beasts that existed to tear humans apart became something more in some cases changing entirely. Species once nothing but mere animals became capable of speech and learning, towns and cities sprung up when monsters were no longer content living in the wild, once slaughterers of mankind lived and worked together. Many races living together for the pursuit of one goal. It was amazing, and many would have said it was impossible.

So I ask this? What if mankind could gain this power? Rather then have the ability to grow in power if they pleased a god, what if they could rewrite all of humanity down to the core, throwing off our faults and realizing complete control over our fate? If this power can only be gained through allying with the monsters, then it must be done. Some more short-sighted humans are fine with a select few becoming like gods, but I will bring the divinity denied to us for so long to everyone"
-An excerpt from a paper written by an unknown incubus mage.

[Anonymous No.]

Now listen here you little punks!

Order Women are beautiful, smart, wise, powerful, pretty and sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458571
Yeah, once they've been corrupted into succubus knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458628
>posts prime dark valk material
>let's just turn her into a basic bitch succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458684
>basic bitch succ

Hey, words can hurt, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>21456155
I want to help the undead enslave the living!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458684
Succ knights are cool though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458556
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/66458958/#66506444
You're not subtle you copy and pasting monkey, go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458700
I'm just saying. Theres a million and 1 normal women out there that will go succubus when their lands go demon realm because that's the default transformation to neutral demon energy exposure plus alps. We don't need to go out of our way to make it even more lopsided.
That's an army woman. Her attitude and mannerism would be wasted as a succ but would fit perfectly as any one of several other mamano like a lizard man or ocelomeh.
Just lock her in a room with a grab bag full of warrior-type mamano and see which way she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458702
Every monster knight is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458710
That's also true

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get cornered by a group of popular egyptian girls at my school and forced to become their servant!

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl energy makes everything better? No, Monstergirl sex magic ruins nature... The part where Nature itself, as in Elementals, gets roped into this with no say? No forest fires, so old wood gets to stay up forever and new seeds never get sunlight to grow. No floods, meaning anything that needs flood season is screwed. No earthquakes - are the tectonic plates even moving anymore? No harsh winds, implying the temperature cycle is screwed up. Even things Man was never meant to know have gotten roped into this, and beyond that now we have a War God who won't kill, a Sea God who won't even send REAL storms, a Death God who's perfectly fine with letting the ONE THING that's supposed to happen to all life, her ONE JOB, not happen? The part where reality is slowly becoming a hentai-flavored Warp? The part where being in a Dark Demon Realm means you will never see the Sun again? The SUN!

What about the fact that the DL, being a succubus, is literally incapable of understanding any relationship that isn't sexual? If some girl's not into me but we still have common interests and so hang out, why am I suddenly the one in the wrong for being able to accept that? Being able to accept her as a person? By the same token, why can't a guy just have a cat or dog as a pet instead of them turning into YET ANOTHER sex-crazed hanger-on?

[Anonymous No.]

Is he copy-pasting stupid shit from /tg/ again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458723
How would they bully or blackmail you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458772
Oddly enough that last one one seems like an original, he'll probably wait 2 days and post it on /tg/ like he has in the past. Along with replies anyone gives him which will likely be him as well.
That's his usual behaviour, copy and paste content from each board with occasional samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458718
So cool!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get a pharaoh to respect you as her equal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458807
Defy her god voice if she crosses a line with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458792
The flash step! Such an advanced technique!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458772
>>21458777
First occurence of that copypasta was the /jp/ thread for some reason then they just go back and forth with it between both threads.
Its probably the same guy who tried to crash the threads that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458807
Render unto Caesar

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458844
ave, true to caesar

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458777
It'd start off innocent enough at first, maybe an anubis or desert snake asking for some help with their homework. Of course being such a nice guy, you'd never wonder why an anubis would need help.

So you follow them, but instead of the library they end up dragging you to karaoke instead! Sat at the head of the table is the school's one and only pharoah. They force you to sit down, and soon you're surrounded on both sides by big brown girls who can't keep their hands to themselves. They steal your phone and put all of their numbers into it too!

It's all downhill from there, there's not a moment to yourself where the egyptian clique isn't teasing you. Every day, almost as if on schedule, you recieve a bombardment of sexy images from them. They always drag you away during breaks at school and force you to sit with them. They'll ask you to do menial chores for them like bringing them food or helping them with their ties. The entire time the pharoah sits there smugly as her girls torment you.

It's exhausting, inbetween them stealing your breaks and dragging you onto various trips on your days off, you barely have any time to yourself. Even so, none of them have gone as far as to have sex with you, despite the posturing and more than a few suggestive hand motions.

One day at the usual hangout spot, the pharoah gets into your personal space and stares you dead in the eyes. Her warm breath splashes against your face. Part of you finally snaps, the constant teasing, the pictures, the close proximity to them all. You steal her lips while her servants cheer her on. Contrary to what you expect, she only pushes back. Part of you wonders if you played right into their hands. The thought is short lived as the lamia pulls you away from their leader with a lecherous grin, and tells you that you need to save some for the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458807
Tell her that you are her only access to pop tarts.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a new wife picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458933
Stern braid Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458933
Skull pasties are a good touch, never thought of that. Cute as always Lich dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458933
Wear more clothing Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459027
Over her dead body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458732

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, what would you do if your MG waifu appeared in front of you?

I'd probably pass out or break down crying the moment she touches me, perhaps both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Realistically, it'd be a brief struggle and then we'd fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Undress slowly, not making any sudden movements and keeping my eyes somewhere around her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Convince myself that I've gone insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458933
She's a cutie!

>>21459094
I'd be in shock for quite a while, after that she'd need to spend a whole day trying to deal with a very confused me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459100
Sounds accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Wonder how she manages to float out of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458865
Why must girls be so mean? I just wanted to study. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Call an ambulance since there'd be a desk going through her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Same thing I do when anything far out of the ordinary occurs: Calmly accept it and get on with life.
For her, step 2 in my 2 step process would be take a nap together because jesus fuck I need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458142
>tfw no mered loli dragon gf

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
Attempt to mentally prepare myself for the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459305
Forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459146
The only studying you'll be doing is how best to please your new desert harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458933
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a story about a male prostitute who wears pink (because pink means no sex - cuddling n stuff only?) and meets a kitsune.
Can anyone sauce me up?

[Anonymous No.]

Every girl gets better when she is brown and has abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459404
Indubitably old chum.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a documentary on succubi narrated by morgan freeman

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459404
Cheshire Jinko hybrids a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459404
Counterpoint: Every girl gets better when she's a loli, including the ones that are brown and have abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Has there been any good gremlin art/stories recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459435
You're on to something amazing right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459443
I think Punaldin did a Jigsaw parody for 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459404
Every girl gets better when they're stronk, taller than 7', milky white ranging into almost plastic white, blonde, blue eyed, have just enough chub layered over the muscle to be deep_skin soft, nap often, affect a country girl mentality and attitude, and occasionally moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459355
Pretty Human by Seafoam

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459488
That wasn't recent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459507
Most recent to my memory, lad. Don't keep tabs on the Gremlin anywho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459435
>lolis
>abs

No...just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459518
True, it's a shame Gremlins aren't more popular in terms of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459443
Nope
All we have is punaldin and Beasts stories among a few others

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459581
Do you mean theres a roulette for gremlin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459591
Yep.
https://pastebin.com/uE9TzN3n

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459601
This ones a bit different from the others.
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459627
How is it different?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a Dhampir who's trying to blend in to human society and trick her into awakening her monster instincts by spiking her food with my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459634
Minor here and theres
For one, the the "Big sex moment" that happens in this is not the first time the fucked.
And the guys one of the few to read the damn book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459641
I am sure her vampire we mother will be glad for that. Might even give you a reward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459657
I wonder if damphirs cannot inherit titles in the Court of Night

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459641
Congratulations, you've earned yourself several full moon's worth of hate sex, and an eternity of random jabs over your method of seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459566
I wish I had the disposable income to commission art/stories of her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459094
stop what i was doing and just stand there staring

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459705
>Gosh, I wish I had a maid.
>Lord.
>No.
>I'm right here, M'lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459703
I'm planning on it sooner or later, but she's going to have huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459497
May you find an onion ring in your fries kind anon

[Anonymous No.]

there's a secret club for single monster girls going on tonight, you guys wanna join in on crashing the party and steal all their chips and bean dip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459689
Mamonobama makes blood drinking very pleasurable for both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459756
> A club of secret single monster girls
>Crashing it with the lads
Well.
That club is going to be pointless soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459731
How huge are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459816
Orbital breach huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459776
There will always be single ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459816
Nothing /d/ tier, but D - G cup size. This is a long way off, I'm still in the middle of commissioning a bunch of OC images and I'm not made of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459731
Good taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459824
how tall are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459827
Still short. I'm not going for anything that looks silly, just more of this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves in SPAAAAACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458031
Alternate ending to pic related for those who want something else. Changes in the spoiler.

>"Where's that damn kiki off to? That rosuke better be working! I paid good money to get her here!" the Danuki thought to herself as she made impatient strides around the manor.
>Suddenly, a thud occurred and a decorative cup dropped from a shelf.
>"I bet that blasted Slav disorganized the broom closet!"
>Her guess was right, but for the wrong reasons.
>The maid screamed muffled warnings while uselessly struggling in her ropes.
>The danuki turned quickly, tail bristled up, and shushed the maid so that she could listen and try to detect any ambushes
>She quietly lowered herself to the kikimora and removed the handkerchief.
>"What happened?" she sternly inquired.
>"A burglar got me. He was so fast I couldn't react. He's sneaky, too, since I only saw him after I noticed several of your things were missing."
>The danuki clenched her fists. "He will be lucky if he will be in a good enough shape to leave with himself."
>A loud footstep alerts her.
>Then another. And another.
>She was told that this burglar was sneaky.
>She quietly closed the door, trying to conclude whether she should just stay hidden or try to ambush him.
>Her plotting was abruptly interrupted by a pair of hands grappling her arms, binding them together. More restraints were put on her legs and mouth
>The subdued and confounded danuki growled in confused frustration. There was nowhere to hide in that closet.
>The hand opened the door to reveal a kikimora. Her kikimora, to be exact, and without a single inch of rope on her.
>She turned around to see that the kiki in the closet grabbing her head with an unfamilar arm. It was the burglar in disguise all along. A face she recognizes. Her eyes flared up with even more anger and confusion.
>The burglar spoke "I'm not going to hurt you. However, I didn't come to this house to take any of your valuables."
>He hoisted her over his shoulder, then emerged from the closet.
>"I've come to take you on your 'mandatory vacation'."
>She made quite a struggle. She was a workaholic and hated anything involing 'lazing around'.
>"Don't worry." He assured. "Your maid will take care of things while you're gone."
>The kiki appeared and gave a thumbs up to her angry mistress and the kidnapper.
>Mistress was furious that her maid conspired against her, but her fury was short lived when her abductor smacked her bottom.
>"Until you learn to relax, I'm not going to let you out of those ropes, so you best keep your composure or else we won't be doing many other activities. Not that I'd complain."
>She groaned at the mild discomfort of her bindings, trying to persuade him to loosen them to increase her hopes of escape.
>"Don't worry. I'll replace those ropes with something much more comfortable and secure. Let's just get to our ride first."
>She hoped it was a short ride. She didn't like the tinge of excitement she was feeling in her predicament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21458031
>and men being men
?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Seething maledom fags

[Anonymous No.]

Anything involving mg in any media or story made you cry?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gay for mg's

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
Nope. I'm not the crying type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
That one about the girl with the claws that lived in the sewer or something. Always breaks my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459847
but why space

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459911
That was my first monstergirl manga/doujin. Fuck that ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459878
As opposed to being boys? Anon needs to elaborate.

>>21459888
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459911
Oh God damn why you have to remind me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
I have cried exactly two times to video games, but Ammy is not an MG.
I don’t think I’ve ever cried over a written story, or if I have I don’t remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
I cry everytime i think of that mizone batgirl and remember that she is a part of such a shit doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459847
Spess, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459847
>bodysuit
All my yes

[Anonymous No.]

Another wife picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460003
Who drew that one? Its really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460003
Incredibly, you're really on a roll.
>>21460019
Says @hime0 in the image, probably their twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460003
Nice wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459976
The best!

[Anonymous No.]

So KC is doing another magazine cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459976
the best!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460051
>Ahuhu~ just as planned~
How do you beat them bros?

[Anonymous No.]

Devils deserve more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460092
Anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
nope but i got tragedy scenarios that run in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460083
BIG
EVIL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460083
>>21460157
Fuck off back to /d/ vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460157
I know just who can deal with her.

[Anonymous No.]

succubi are more attracted to sleeping men because that's when men are in their most vulnerable state

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460051
The only Alp I would marry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Since I like wood working would I be able to make a mimic a chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460280
Yeah but Mimics are picky about what chests they reside in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460274
Nothing lemons can't solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460280
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460266
Of course! As she’s expected you would! Soon you’ll fall into her dastardly pajama cuddling trap!

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21453216

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460313
Right, thatat's a pretty nice bicorn design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460313
Monogamy always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
Saving dogs always gets me tearing up. I wonder if I could do the same.
https://twitter.com/doitsuken/status/1025671264864616448

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460313
>I Can Be Your Angle Or Yuor Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>Whatcha drinking tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
water

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
Water, alcohol is for weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
Water. With a bit of lemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460369
>>21460375
>water

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
cream soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
Whiskey caribou.

Is it just me or do white horns' flushed faces look like they've just had a sip from hubby's drink and it was a little too strong for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
mg pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
Im feeling festive, make me a nice margarita

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460401
They're always hot.

[Anonymous No.]

where do you and your waifu live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
In different worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
Inside her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
we live in the Catscratch District of the Fishrock Kingdom next to Dagon Harbor and Cunny Joe's Loli Shack

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
I imagine me and my Night Gaunt wife would live deep within in a cave. I imagine we would have our own fairly large chamber deep within the cave that is fairly inaccessible to anyone that can't fly and looking out over a passageway that leads out by flight. I would like our cave to be in a major undead demon realm and somewhat close a large city that we could sell our mana cage mana for money and pick up demon realm produce and potions we would need but also near a forest with natural locations like a lake we could fly to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
Just a normal apartment, until I can start building our house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
I live in the coat realm and she will join me when she is ready for sleep. She will hide the coat overnight somewhere out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460384
What happens if you drink part of an undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
alcohol is for losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460536
Pretty sure that's vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
Deep in a forest, in a comfy cabin. Its small but its also peaceful, and all we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460552
what about slime jelly then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
I like to think about living in a mansion with the entire harem, each girl has her own room for personal use but there's one master bedroom for where all the fun stuff happens and where we would end up sleeping most nights.

[Anonymous No.]

This can only end one way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
A very simple place in the rolling hills around a small Mediterranean style town. Pink stones that warm in the sun, with a garden kitchen that smells of herbs in the morning and saffron in the evening. A nice poplar of pears, figs, you name it. But the prize being a rolling vineyard, with soil as black as my wife's hair. Thick, plump grapes to make into wine. A nice, quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460547
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460646
>thick, plump grapes
don't do this to me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460670
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460702
Ana is a cute name not sure why she felt the need to put it on her shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460709

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460552
It's only vore if the victim is swallowed whole.

[Anonymous No.]

Thou shalt not dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460763
good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
Apple juice that I made myself after a good harvest this year, also it's starting to ferment so it's really sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460763
Even other men's daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

She saw your ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460769
>fermented apples
I can't see that in these threads without the horrible flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Need 4 sacred spirit monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460771
other daughters are alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460800
My religion is mofu with fat asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460799
I kind of miss MGU actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460797
Well? What did she see? Finish you post, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460821
That's your job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460816
Mine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460743
Why is umal the correct answer?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460873
amal means charity in malay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460879
She needs new clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460688
Stacked sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460893
She needs no clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460906
But I think a princess dress would look even better on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460906

But she'll get cold if she doesnt wear anything.

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>>21459878
>>21459932
A vague allusion to "girls were girls and men were men.".
Basically things like kikis being kikis and her master sweeping her off her feet to go on a much needed vacation.
I've done my fair share of "guys were gals and hellhounds were hellhounds" to.
Like I said, I stick to species traits.

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>>21453353
take naps.

[Anonymous No.]

>spend the night with a seductive, generously voluptuous woman
>wake up to a short flat tanuki passed out next to you
what do

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>>21460447
Family buffalo ranch just on the plains side of the northern rockies.
Best kind of country life with my holstaur wife.

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>>21458080
This looks stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460925
that's a nice belly dance

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>>21460930
Take her money as compensation in an out of court settlement and kick her fridge body out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460930
Sweet the best of both worlds, also the obvious thing to do next is pet tanuki tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460966
>pet tanuki tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460962
But can she beat the reinging champion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460930
That's a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu can beat up your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when raising the dead that you have a chance to make a ghost and zombie from a girl, two for the price of one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461011
I doubt it works that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461011
>not going for the ghost, zombie, skeleton trifecta
>not seeing if the zombie is willing to be a skeleton factory

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461212
Of course it does!
One is raising the spirit, the other the corporeal form!

>>21461215
Now THAT doesn't work that way

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>>21461004
If I defeat her, do I get beetle armor?

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>>21461229
>ghosts are souls that corrupted as they left the body
>zombies are bodies that corrupted and became a whole new species labeled "zombie" that gain the memories of their previous bodies "owner"
>damage to zombie bodies is repaired with sex
>can rip out a skeletons worth of bones from a single zombie with rip'n'tear+sex loop then corrupt the skeleton you've made
>skeletons function the same way as zombies
>could also do the same thing with a lich who can necromancy her own skeletons to life

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>>21461269
This sounds like something Lich-san would do.

[Anonymous No.]

Any last words?

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>>21461297
Tits could be bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461297
"The other one called you "Fat" when you weren't paying attention."
Then proceed to use the distraction that hopefully caused to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461297
Look at the wall behind them and yell "there you are!"
Then bolt

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>>21461349
>grapes anubis checks behind them
>grape rape noodle keeps staring at you

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>>21461297
I'm going to save that Pharaoh and remind her of who she really is!

[Anonymous No.]

What if you took a Pharaoh and an Apophis and did a mind swap on them

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21459900
I guarantee you, this shit will make you cry like a little girl.

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>>21461400
Saya did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460670
I can hardly muster the willpower to write anything of merit this day and age so all I can dream awake is big, juicy Apophis grapes.

[Anonymous No.]

Exercising with angel-chan!

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>>21461295
Lich-san sounds like she needs to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461464
I'll do it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461394
Grape snake would still grape even if she isn't in the right body

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461464
I want to exercise with her in the bed

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahan+centaur
Name a better combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Dullahan+Dullahan

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>>21461491
Anything + Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461516
Even Flat chest + cow? Cause then you get a chestlet with milk

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>>21461516

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>>21461520
Which is still a good thing, we already know milky paizuri is good but I want to see what milky naizuri is like.
>>21461522
See, it's always good.

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>>21461491
Troll + anything

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>>21461464
No girl of mine is doing that Zumba shit. She's going to be lifting weights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
You+Your Waifu

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>>21459094
Be surprised and resolve myself to pounce her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Youko + Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Loli Kiki+kinky BDSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
yeti + hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
vampire + inari. Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Amazon
Vampire
Apophis
Kraken
Dark Mage

Combine those five however you want and you will get a better combo than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461561
I like my blood being in me but I also like fluffy tails fuck that's a conundrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
Somewhere around a monster friendly town

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461561
Nope no no.
Keep your biters away from my mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461396
tummysnek

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Bunyip+yeti. Fluffy hug snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Kakuen + mad hatter

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>>21461565
>>21461567
Fine, wight + inari. Still a high class undead with high class mofu but no biting. Wimps. but just think of how powerful and supernaturally beautiful she'd be.

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>>21461565
I'm sure she could find a way to convince you

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>>21461491
Lich+Tengu.

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>>21461561
What a coincidence. I was going to suggest something a little similar
Kej + Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460990
What a fine ice flower!

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>>21461011
I love this idea. Identical girl split in two instances. Imagine her lewdness when her ghost self possesses her zombie self

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461561
Will they envelop me completely in their mofus while slowly sucking blood out of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461595
A kejpire sounds unbearably sexy. I think it can be agreed then that we need a zipangu vampire variant.

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>>21461297
i swear she was 18!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461547
>Why are you running?
>You'll only get raped tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461561
>Enveloped by fluffy tails while being bited
Vampire biting is supposed to feel good so, double pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461561
thought about it
didn't work for me

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>>21461609
You drift off to sleep in her many tails while she very gently drains you. You don't even notice the blood loss because she keeps you so warm and comfortable for the whole process. Then when you wake up you get to play with her ears and drink sake with her in the onsen.

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>>21461629
>You drift off to sleep
cant sleep, insomnia

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>>21461491
Wighthorns still kind of intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461547
Jinko+hellhound!

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>>21461636
A White Horn that isn't warm isn't a white horn at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461621
Sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461635
I'm sure she wouldn't mind using her vampire magic to help with that. You just need to ask nicely while you're snuggled up in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461636

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Holstaur+Hellhound

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>>21461647
Isn't that more or less a Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461610
Kej wights are also pretty nice, having ghostly hair instead of claws that can wrap itself around your spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461610
Jiangshi basically are aren't they?
Execpt its chi or your life force, and they sometimes steal it by taking your breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
JInko and holst

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>>21461653
Minotaurs have inferior milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461643
Can't fix this
I'm hopeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Large Mouse + Alice

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>>21461664
some one needs a beating

[Anonymous No.]

What is she drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
I live in a rural/country mansion with my three kiki maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461691
WTF, I thought I had a pic attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
akaname+manticore

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21461664
Maybe so, but if you throw Hellhound into that you're gonna get like, cinnamon milk or something.

>>21461708
Vodka

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>>21461691
>>21461708
Nii-san's cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461671
Don't say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
dragon + kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Gremlin+Lamia
Lich+Lamia
Gremlin+Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Non loli species + Loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461708
it's filled with the sequel of water: water 2
bapho-chan truly has transcended, lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461741
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461727
My eyes are stapled open wide
As I lay down on my side
I am bouncing off these walls
As I focus on the clock
Time stands still, but I cannot
I should strap myself in bed
I guess I'll sleep when I am dead

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>>21461297
Glory to the Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461749
Can you mix things into a Undine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Not really a monster combo, but Zipangu Princess Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
boob hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461756

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461771
You can mix lots of stuff into an undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461818
>Not doing jello shots of your heavily intoxicated slime wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461771
yes, you put co2 in it and make a bubbly undine

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21461827
What if I do it with a shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461854
i want her to be my broodmama

[Anonymous No.]

F@ C@ @ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460384
>drinkin me water

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
I've seen fatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460364
in the past six hours i have had 6 shots of gin, two bottles of cider, and a sippy sipppy of rum. I think I'll take another to make sure I get porper fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
>atass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
Fat Cat Atass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460797
liver

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460797
Lifespan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
i wish she was facing her ass towards me so i can look at her junk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet Eros another wife picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461963
apply face and inhale

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>>21461967
she drunk?

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>>21461976
Groggy from waking up!

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>>21461982
>>21461967
How can a lich be groggy?
Undead are supposed to be tireless.
Able to do the same motions over and over without getting weary.

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>>21461967
Lots of wife today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461708
Cleaning alcohol. Anything weaker might as well be water to her.

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[Anonymous No.]

Tights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462020
>over hooves
Incredibly dumb horse.

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>>21461991
Ita a mental thing. Like not having your coffee in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

which occult group do you hail from, young anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462064
I wasn't young until your fat ass slipped the shota potion in my coffee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462064
Shin Megami Tensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462109
fun fact: magic is more powerful if your body is small!

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>>21462232
Delete this

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>>21462232

[Anonymous No.]

Is this loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462240
I didn't know she watched The Simpsons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462170
Looks comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462020

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>>21462242
Looks like Gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462262
...if a little cramped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462283
>2015
God I remember when that pic was new

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462289
2015 was a good and fluffy year for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462275
>Gain
Can it clean my sheets?

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to read something. But 95% of all of MGE nongreentext fanwriting has no appeal.

I think it is because they are stories about how some guy romances some waifu, but I do not want to read about someone who is not me doing personal things. I want to read fun stuff about the setting, food for my personal fantasies that I can use when I imagine myself in a MGE-ish setting. That is stuff that is often done well in greentexts: eg that Titanias run a censorship institution for the bowdlerization of media, or "if you don't have money for a lawyer, a Wurm is assigned to you".

But it's rare in long form. The best example is Paladin Reintegration Programme (despite the lighthearted HFY) - lots of fun details about the setting, detailing many different kinds of monstergirl; it is a great prompt to imagine yourself in a society with such features. But for whatever reason such writing is rare.

Recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to stay hydrated.
If you don't an undine will be provided.

[Anonymous No.]

>posting more shit from /tg/
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462392
Don't be so paranoid.

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>>21462403
You have to go back, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462364
You are like little baby.

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>>21462410
I'm sorry, I thought this thread wanted more than "I want to do X with monstergirl Y" posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462369
I'd say the monster girl roulette every girl has a gimmick or sorts

[Anonymous No.]

We all understand the merits and appeal of smug monsters, but what are fun ways for us to be smug in return?

[Anonymous No.]

>fairies riding your cock and wiggling around on your various sensitive parts of your dick to guide your body into doing different movements similar to Ratatouille

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462420
>this shit again
Go on, retard. Get going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462433
>Fuck off anon
OH NO NO, NO NOT SO FAST!

[Anonymous No.]

Called it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462427
The best smug is the smug one has on account of their mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462447
Should've texted it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462425
What's interesting is all the little side stuff that's going on.
Like all the monsters the stories mention during conversations about other people using the roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462425
ty, seems good

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462473
Whats weird is that quite a few roulette uses seem to be friends with other users
The only time it happened with the monsters is the kunoichi one, where she notes she sees the Ryu we from the earlier one.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21462503
That's a convincing argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462503
I want to take a deep whiff on that mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462109
>>21462150
I want a big dumb fatass Dark Mage to shotafy me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461874
What do you think cheshire cat ass tastes like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462490
We know the sabbath is in london
Baphomet roulette when?

[Anonymous No.]

Go to bed already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462539
But it's only noon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462549
Found any bunyips, aussie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462539
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462539
I woke up 20 minutes ago, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462564
How I wish anon, how I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462539
Only is she promises to lick my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462574
Alrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460003
Braids are for tugging.

[Anonymous No.]

Multi-armed MGE girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462678
Bling. Lots of bling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462699

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462723
Missed one, oyabun!

[Anonymous No.]

>What's a "divorce"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462751
Politics, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>21461491
Kakuen + Gremlin.

I need a Grease Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462751
It's what I'm gonna do to you if you don't start sucking my dick right this second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462503
I want a whiff of this mofu

[Anonymous No.]

What is something a young monster can do that is cute and innocent but if she was an adult would be lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462804
I want to invite a Rata into a Mating Press! An exclusive news outlet just for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462807
Twister with her big brother

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>>21462810
I read that as "to a Mating Press" instead of into. As if MGs going through their mailbox and they'd get a formal invitation to a Mating Press with elegant stationary and handwriting

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462824
Sounds like a hot new lead for Rata-chan! Time to get to the bottom of this 'Mating Press'!

[Anonymous No.]

So how easy would it be to seduce a succubus?
Can you seduce a succubus, or is it her seduction spell that she casts on you that makes you want to seduce a succubus?
If you were to simply expose yourself in front of a single succubus, would she instinctively go down on you?
How many seconds pass from when you grab her tail to the inevitable rape that occurs afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462841
You would already have been seduced by a succ if you want to seduce her. They are the masters of love and lust and only got even more powerful after one of their kind became demonlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462807
Sucking your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462810
I give my rata waifu hands-on experience every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462539
God, girls reaching out to the viewer always gets the heartboner going. Something about being desired like that just gets me. I want a MG to hold me tight in her arms and never let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462807
sitting on onii-chans lap
playing with toys
pretend doctor
fooling around
raping onii-chan
you know...cute stuff a little monster would do

[Anonymous No.]

What would the shampoo ads targeted for mofu MGs be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460930
Steal her pennies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460930
Steal her pennies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462946
Why aren't the spoilers working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462924
>>21462946
Nice one nerd

>>21462949
>Says while using spoilers
You are a dumb one

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462961
I wanted to make it say p(enn)ies, making the reader guess what I was going to say, but alas.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as too much tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462972
legend has it once in a while a man gets lost in a kitsunes tails never to be seen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21462890
Probably very lewd but with the facade of being classy. Lots of shots of incubus men caressing and smelling their wives' shiny ears and tails, or burying their faces in it while she makes a show of loving the attention. Maybe a cameo from a celebrity couple. The camera would cut or move back to the shiny fluff before anything explicit happened but the ad would openly state that it increases your sex appeal and he won't be able to resist touching it.

Not too far off from the real thing, just more direct.

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>>21462972
It's why I'd like to see a modest kitsune. One unfluffed tail, wears comfortable but baggy clothing, usually has her hood up, rarely cuts her hair, and is too introverted to talk to anyone in-person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463012

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463012
Modest Mofu is still mofu and thus the best

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be /ss/ed by the Tough military leader of all dragonia and have her show me her soft side.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Mofu Judge.

Giving a rating based on volume, softness, bounciness, condition and 'floof' factor.

I'd need to thoroughly inspect and touch it to give an accurate score.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463030

[Anonymous No.]

if a female adventurer fails a Echidna dungeon, would she instantly be converted to a monster girl or would just just be slightly corrupted and then sent away, so that she slowly becomes more and more of a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463081
It depends on what she corrupts into. For example if she is corrupted into a kistune-tsuki or slime carrier she would probably be let go to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463084
>Female adventurer takes on a Echidna too high level for her
>Gets beaten into the ground
>Wakes up just outside with no visible damages
>Guess they didn't care?
>Her abdomen feels odd, probably one to many hits here
>She's actually now a slime carrier and doesn't even know it... yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21454258
It's a trap anon, but either way you're "screwed". If you run they'll just hunt you down either way. Best thing you can do is go be nice to them so that way they are "nice" to you afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463012
Casual cuties make for wonderful monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21460447
A comfy apartment in the city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463012
Also imagine if she was a skilled local Melee player and you teased her by making Fox noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463096
>Walks home to her guild feeling oddly sticky and gooey.
>however it feels quite nice and refreshing.
>once she gets home she starts telling all the women in her guild about it.

>>21463117
>melee player
what a stinky fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463012
>Whatcha doin' down there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463134
I don't know why but the idea of unknown corruption is really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463138
Searching for treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, one of the weirder things that could happen while dungeon diving is someone trying to "defeat" the end boss by offering their body to her but it truing out she's already married.
That's gotta be really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463158
>House Husband appears!
Can you beat him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463158
You get one of her daughters in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463145
Agreed. Especially when that corruption then spreads unknowingly.

>>21463158
Could be worse. You could literally walk in on an echidna and her hubby having sex. I don't see an echidna taking interruptions to sexy time well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463166
>Echidna comes running out
>"It's my time to shine!"
>Rapes the adventurer, not even waiting for her mom to go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463220
>>Echidna comes running out
I mean to say "Echidna daughter" but I guess I'm just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora mother-in-law comes to visit
>Doesn't say a word, only offers you a small curtsy and shoots her daughter an icy glare
>Silently walks around your home, inspecting everything and using her finger to check for dust and dirt
>After nearly 4 hours, she seems satisfied and returns to the foyer
>Her expression is warmer now, and she tells you that she and her master would be delighted to have the two of you over for a neighborhood grill that's being planned, and to tell your parents that they're invited as well
>She offers a much deeper curtsy this time, and gives her daughter a kiss on the cheek as she leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463220
What happens if she gets beaten instead? Does she join the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463265
Only if you put a ring on it.
Otherwise all you’re getting is a consolation treasure from mom & dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463265
Those are the rules of adventure. Of course that doesn't mean she adventures for free. You owe her one kid for every dungeon she helps clear.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a Parasite Slime with multiple hosts?
As in a sort of harem where all the girls share a single mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463348
So a queen slime with more mind break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463261
What a boring old bitty. I'm putting whiskey in her coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463375
That is both very sexy and horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463473
I'm lifting and procrastinating. Give space outlaw ideas if you have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463477
Space outlaw MGs?

There is a pirate clan wholly made out of horny MGs who would ambush and abduct unsuspecting spaceships to make human males their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463488
I was thinking more of a male hero and his crew that sail the seas of space on a ship held together by duct, bubble gum and the hopes and dreams that fill their hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463502
I...really don't know anything about those kind of humorous settings.

Maybe make one of his crew memebers terminally depressed Automaton, just like Marvin from the Hitchhiker series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463532
>I...really don't know anything about those kind of humorous settings.
Watch these:
Outlaw Star
Cowboy Bebop
Space Dandy
Irresponsible Captain Tylor
Firefly
Farscape
>terminally depressed Automaton
She must be sad she's been separated from her registered user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463538
Only watched Bebop from the list. Wouldn't exactly say that show is that hopeful, but I guess it does have its moments.

So you're trying to make male hero bounty hunter going after dangerous MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463549
Not necessarily exclusively a bounty hunter, smuggling and courier work are also perfectly valid.
Threadcanon has established there's a horny commander from the Dragon empire chasing him but I don't know if I'm going to write that or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463557
>horny commander from the Dragon empire

You should definitely write that. Romance between two opposing sides is the best, after all. Imagine how intense all those teasings and verbal foreplays would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463576
But what kind of heist would he have to perform to get her to chase him across the stars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463578
To truly piss off a Dragon, you'd have to severely hurt their pride.

So there is a Draconic Fleet, returning triumphantly from their salvage mission where they recovered a really ancient artifact from some long-extinct civilization. They fought tooth and nails for it with its neighboring empire, and after long and epic battle they managed to finally win, they decided to have a parade for their fleet to show off their victory to all of the galaxy. At the peak of their parade, they opened up their maximum-security cargo ship to boast their newly acquired artifact, to only find a thank-you note signed by Anonymous.

That would make any Dragon chasing him all the way across the galaxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21457195
>Shiki actually drew more of his kitsune
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>21463620
Bonus points if Outlaw Anon had been posing as a freelance reporter, got and interview with the Dragon commander, playing to her vanity, bedded her and stole her access codes in the process.