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Mofu should not be a regulated substance, it's just some fluff, how scary could it be?

You want to huff the fluff, don't you Anon

>>45606545
Aha, this one!

>>45216624
This could lead you to trouble one day

Where exactly does one find the Mofukuza? I need to know so I can deliver a package.

>>43212016
You're on.

>>42579870
That's a nice face you got there. Would be a real shame if it got fluffed, see?

>>41103176
I'm sure the UFSS customs officer will find a husband one day.
Not me, I like big ol' tiddies, but one day.

>Many grunts of the mofukuza are unmarried foxes.
>Whether they haven't made enough of a name for themselves to attract attention or simply haven't found a suitable husband, it's not unusual for a fox to be single
>But as you move up the chain of command, the story changes
>The higher you go, the more likely it is for a fox to have a husband
>Some consider it a show of power and status, it shows that she are desirable, or able to secure a husband through one means or another
>being married also guarantees a legacy that will be left behind.
>It is so important that a captain of the mofukuza be married (or at least have their eye on a potential mate that they are working towards) some consider it a sign of weakness otherwise.
>However, there is one fox who seems to break this rule.
>Some no-name fox from nowhere important who moved to MGC in hopes of a better life.
>But as many learned, her seemingly unimportant background hides a terrifying crimelord
>She quickly climbed the ranks and made it known to the dark side of MGC that she was to be feared
>Her sudden rise to power and infamy wasn't the only strange thing, though
>Despite her shockingly fast ascension up the chain, she has made seemingly little effort to find a husband
>Plenty of potential mates have come and gone
>Each one could have easily helped her position
>But every time a potential suitor appeared, she let the moment pass without striking, much to the confusion of those around her.
>But she knew one thing they didn't.
>One day, her childhood friend will make his way to MGC
>And when he does, Anon won't find the homeless, scruffy gutter fox he remembers
>Instead, he will find one of the most powerful individuals in MGC.
>All she has to do is wait, and let fate lure Anon to MGC
>And she is a very patient fox

>>39924645
and you WILL be happy

>Meet a fox
>Fox does what fox does
>Find out the next morning you just fucked your way into the mofukuza

>>37074212
Because they are going to make you pay taxes to the local government which they control.

>>35669994
BAKAMITAI

>>35556294
Oi, oi.

>>34543214
>>34543254
What Greenworm doesn't know is that the Hellhound owes a debt to mofu mafia, because they are the ones who rented out the wedding reception building to her and Hellhound has to pay before the wedding can be allowed to take place

>>33839009
Prepare for unforeseen consequencessssss

Maybe you Khans will rape a guy without looking him in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?

>>28569492
Business suit foxes best foxes

>>27670686
Nudge

>>26585299
Yare yare daze.

>>25379427
Koi no Disco Queen

>>23031712
Mofu mafia is a frightful thing, see?