/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Come on anon, it's time to stuff the birb

>>36829300
Your penis will never see the light of day again. It'll forever be jammed up her sopping wet, jubjub cunt

>>36705621
Why would I want to escape such a perfect specimen?

>>35940299
Don't ask how.
Just know that the divebomb is that much more potent the thiccer they are

>>34732037
Embrace

Is your waifu a coomer brain?

>>34380672
I wanna become the perch to a pair of jubjub twins

>>33822328
No more than this

>>32643279
>Jubs are actually some of the most monstrous girls there are. They have power, tenacity, fat titties, and an unyielding sex drive that doesn't give two shits how you feel.
Paradise if you ask me

>>29034260
Coomer birds are hot but I prefer waifus who are smart enough to have interests aside from dick. And I doubt my other wives would appreciate somebody who's that much of a dick hog.

Your dick will never see the light of day again

>>27257193
Just jubjubs

Dumb fat gluttonous birdbrain

>>24851508
Definitely Jub
Dumb birdbrain who thinks about getting engorged and inflated with cum and nothing else, intelligence on par with a leech or tick or lamprey. They can't even wait to be born to start being hedonistic cum guzzling sluts sometimes

>>24624951
How do you even live in a reasonable manner with a jub in the house? Everything is an excuse for fucking: the weather, coming back from work, celebrating, mourning, having a baby (provided it doesn't also join her fucking you before it's even born), she just leeches jizz off you like a tick that expands to five times its sized but with cum. Probably doesn't even know any local news or world events, everything means nothing when she has a husband to suck dry. I bet she gets more hydration from your semen than drinking water. What a gluttonous idiot.

>>24230527
And they'll all want to fuck you whether they're even born or not

What a fat dumb fuckin bird
Tell her how fat and dumb she is
Cmon do it

How do I make a jubjub let me go?

>>21902190
The fact that she literally can't pull herself away from your dick, and that she's extremely sex-crazed

>>21453785
Chub-jubs!

>>21205429
Too thicc for me. This is my limit, personally.

>>20901876
This is about my limit personally.

>Married to a jubjub for 10 years
>Only had sex once

>Cock-crazed jubjub wife
>Never lets go of you all day
>At most, you only get a few minutes here and there where she isn't glued to you
>It's that time of the month again where you have to go grocery shopping
>On top of that, it's mating season
>Can't take your waifu to the grocery store with you after the incident
>When she's sleeping you quickly slip away and drive off leaving a note behind that you're just doing some shopping
>Grocery trip takes 2 hours total
>No sooner to you walk in your door after shopping are you tackled and raped on the spot
>Her eyes are wide and she can't even get her words out she's so horny for your cock
>She fucks you with such vigor and passion
>In the back of your head you're hoping she hurries up so that you can put the milk away before it spoils
>After each orgasm you try to stand up and/or pry her away for just a moment
>It's no use
>She's got one thing on her mind and one thing only: your dick in her pussy
>Eight hours pass of non-stop fucking before she finally settles down
>In your now, depleted state you try to put the groceries away with what little energy you have left
>Of course the milk fucking spoiled in the heat
>No sooner do you get everything put away and cleaned up from your extensive sex session, you turn to see your waifu ready for round two
>You quickly run to your bed before she can tackle you so that when you pass out, at least you'll be somewhere comfortable
Fucking jubjubs man. Can't live with them; can't live without them.