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You need plenty of luck today.

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>> No.47786216

>>OP
Cheshy got her a big fisho.

>> No.47786218
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A ghost is haunting my fridge, how do I remove her? Please help she just ate all of my macarons

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Quoted by: >>47786989

Shortstack cheshires.

>> No.47786225

>>47786218
you gotta feed her lots-a spaghetti

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the quality of an oni is determined by the size of her kanabo

>> No.47786261

>just found out that a bear running at full speed can keep up with a speed boat
fast animals, slow anon

>> No.47786355

>>47786261
Jiggly grizzly titties

>> No.47786356

>>47786261
But they're not swimming that fast, are they?

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>>47786261
>hello where are the benis :DDDDD

>> No.47786381
Quoted by: >>47786687

>>47786365
just throw her a fsh and run
bears like fish, right?

>> No.47786392

>>47786365
PERKELE SIIHEN ET KOSKE SAATANA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6zxqfK8js0

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Quoted by: >>47786979

Ded hours.

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>> No.47786630

I wish to be captured by a pair of thick glacies and used as their personal space heater

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She is a weasel, so she is trustworthy, right?

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>> No.47786648
Quoted by: >>47786681

>>47786630
thick glacies with thick glasses

>> No.47786654
Quoted by: >>47786792

>>OP
I don't think that's how a maneki-neko looks like.

>> No.47786681

>>47786648
soda bottle, square, or swirly?

>> No.47786687

>>47786381
>bears like fish
Getting reverse spitroasted by grizzly and her sahu bff

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Quoted by: >>47786984

>Remember the mission, Anon. Secure the landing site, then gather the necessary resources to construct a stable portal back home.
>This world hasn't been touched by mamono mana, so we can't assume the locals are friendly. We should construct defenses as soon as possible.

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>> No.47786756 [DELETED] 

>>47786752
Pushing this crippled goat's wheelchair over at the top of the up escalator!

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>>47786643
That's a lot of mofu for a man's first time.

>> No.47786775 [DELETED] 

>literally spamming the same images from the last thread
well i suppose he's having one last meltdown on this fine friday night

>> No.47786792

>>47786654
She waves at you, what more do you want?

>> No.47786805
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highly toxic toad

>> No.47786806

>>47786218
give her a chef hat andan apron then tell her to cook something for you

>> No.47786807

>>47786792
good fortune

>> No.47786838 [DELETED] 

>>47786775
And he got nuked multiple times in the previous thread, so he's definitely ban evading again too.

>> No.47786850
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>>47786805
Sorry, I'm already in a toxic relationship.

>> No.47786853

>>47786805
I'm not normally one for this kinda stuff, but damn, I wouldn't mind being shrunken down so that I can be coiled around by that long tongue of hers. That tongue and mouth is just too erotic!

>> No.47786859

>>47786630
The feral White Horn story from a week or two ago made me consider Glacies.

>> No.47786863
Quoted by: >>47786882

>>47786792
a big golden coin that looks like a weetabix in her hand
that chesh has a fisho but its not close enough

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Quoted by: >>47786874

>local guild assigned me with a random person for my next quest
>the partner in question is a lamia spearwoman
>she's super cute but I don't know how convince her to be my permanent "companion"
Wat do?

>> No.47786874

>>47786871
You can take other quests without abandoning your other quests. Just leave it open in your quest log and she'll stay with you.

>> No.47786882

>>47786863
I see your point. That Chesh is content with the fisho, but money would help her spread fortune better.

>> No.47786890 [DELETED] 

>>47786775
I just see fun images.

>> No.47786900

according to the archive there are at least 26 season of Space Outlaw Anon, what is the plot of each season?

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>>47786907
Kikimora too fat. I'm sending her back to the Meido Academy and requesting a kikimora with a healthy weight.

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Quoted by: >>47787364

Shortstack hags are the best hags, that's a fact

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>> No.47786938

>>47786907
We try not to post humans here.

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>>47786938
>We

>> No.47786943
Quoted by: >>47786946

>>47786938
Good thing it's a Kikimora then.

>> No.47786946
Quoted by: >>47786953

>>47786943
Sure it is, lmao.

>> No.47786953
Quoted by: >>47786964

>>47786946
SauceNAO nigger, use it.

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>> No.47786963

>>47786957
It's not christmas yet, it's too early to unwrap gifts.

>> No.47786964
Quoted by: >>47786970

>>47786953
It's just you-know-who, ignore it

>> No.47786967
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Quoted by: >>47788036

>See dork, NEET lilim passed out on park bench
>Head back, drooling, and snoring
>Only wearing a sweatshirt, underwear, and slippers
>Headphones slipping off her head
>Probably her first time outside in months
>Sneak up to her
>Bring face to up hers
>Do your best withstand that stinky, neet breath of hers
>Quickly slip your tongue into her mouth
>Kiss for as long as possible before she wakes up and pushes you away

>> No.47786970

>>47786964
KC again, goddamn. He should work on his game instead of shitposting.

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>> No.47786979

>>47786592
More like SEX hours!

>> No.47786984

>>47786695
I love you, Miss Riggs!

>> No.47786987
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Putting cookies on the highest shelf is not enough to hide them from the goat daughteru because she can just climb there.

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>>47786222
B A S E D

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>>47786987
This wouldn't be an issue with a girl that can actually climb.

>> No.47786995

>>47786987
Why would I hide cookies from my wife? What would I gain from bullying her like that? I don't like to bully people I love, I'd rather have them happy and content instead.

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Quoted by: >>47787004

>>OP
Thanks Cheshy, you cute cat!

>> No.47787002
Quoted by: >>47787042

>>47786995
Your wife should have cookies in moderation or she'll gain too much weight.

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>>47786987
But my daughteru has a cookie always on hand already, no need to reach for the shelf?

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>>47786998
TOTAL CHESH LOVE

>> No.47787005
Quoted by: >>47787042

>>47786995
It seems he hates his wife.

>> No.47787009

>>47786987
>when you goat wife and daughertu are casually chilling on the your steep roof

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Quoted by: >>47787184

>>47787004
+1
This cat needs to be kissed a lot.

>> No.47787042
Quoted by: >>47787055

>>47787002
Regular excersise and mamono mana would help with this
>>47787005
Why would anyone hate their wife? A wife is someone you're supposed to love.

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>>47787042
Because she was very aggressive in claiming she was your soulmate.

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You've attracted the attention of the demons.

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Quoted by: >>47793562

Fuck hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Fuck hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love

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>> No.47787086
Quoted by: >>47787089

>>47787075
gonna give em proper clothes

>> No.47787089
Quoted by: >>47787230

>>47787086
White sundress is good for a blueberry.

>> No.47787142
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Surprise the fox by a different kind of plap

>> No.47787160

>>47787142
You monster.

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Quoted by: >>47787576

>>47786392
VOI VITUN VITTU

>> No.47787179

>>47787142
This reminds me of that guy whose cat went in a gap between the fridge and the wall and he threw a slice of ham at it trying to lure it out.

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>>47787035
So fucking true

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>> No.47787195 [DELETED] 
Quoted by: >>47787235

>>47787187
Elves lay eggs now?

>> No.47787207

>>47787075
Aw sweet, I didn't even have to summon them! Do you think they'd let me touch their horns or maybe rub their tails?

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Quoted by: >>47787394

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>> No.47787230

>>47787089
There's basically no one they're not good for.

>> No.47787232

>>47787075
Good! Wait, no, bad. I've got prior plans with friends to go play some minigolf, can I ask them to schedule this later?

>> No.47787235 [DELETED] 

>>47787195
Always have done.

>> No.47787278

>>47787075
My summoning circle worked too well. I hope they'll be gentle.

>> No.47787293

I want to see the post-portals Event Horizon remake along with the lost footage

>> No.47787321
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She protecc

>> No.47787324

>>47787321
do my eyes deceive me...?

>> No.47787336

>>47787321
I wanna touch th scales

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>>47786928
Absolutely based take, anon.
>Come home from an exhausting day of work
>Fiddling with your keys at the front door
>Keep missing the keyhole
>Too tired to properly do anything
>”You should really work on your aim, Anon. You’re just going to disappoint some poor girl in the future with technique like that~”
>Turn around
>See nothing
>Look down
>It’s your fox neighbor
>She’s standing there with her signature smirk
>That and her shirt that hugs her chest tightly
>”Want some help?”
>With the keys?
>”Your aim~”

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Quoted by: >>47787414

>>47787212
Kots are so cute

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Quoted by: >>47787424

>>47787394
Cats are so hot

>> No.47787424
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Quoted by: >>47787428

>>47787414
Truly the best

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>>47787424
yes

>> No.47787434
Quoted by: >>47787452

You will live in a kottage and you will be happy.

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>>47787434
But I already live in ze pond

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>> No.47787473

>>47787469
petit cheshire feet

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>>47787473

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Quoted by: >>47787587

>> No.47787528

>>47787473
Should I look for any glass slippers?

>> No.47787537

The thread isn't even up to 100 posts and the spammer as already evaded multiple bans. Holy shit the level of autism someone needs to have to keep doing this.

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You will drink ze bug milk.

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Quoted by: >>47794662

>come home from a long day of work
>decide to lie down in bed for a few
>bed reeks of your holst wife's girl smell
>she's been getting herself all day in your bed for 8 hours straight
>even some hint of her milk smell
>too tired to be bothered
>lie down in it anyways

>> No.47787562

>see homeless chesh on the side of the street in an "adopt me" box
>she is sleeping inside
>eureka.mp3
>buy packing tape
>buy sharpie
>run back, she's still sleeping
>bueno.jpg
>quickly close the flaps on her box
>tape it shut
>add more tape to make sure she won't break out
>scribble abu dhabi on the side
>she's still sleeping?
>good
>take box to a post office box

caught her lackin

>> No.47787567

>>47787562
Treat yourself to some lasagna for the epic prank.

>> No.47787574

>>47787562
>she gets placed on a cargo plane
>shipped off to the middle east
>anon thinks he did a funny
>chesh freezes to death on the cargo plane
>anon definitely did not do a funny

>> No.47787576
Quoted by: >>47790644

>>47786365
>>47786392
>>47787164
>It's annual Finnish week in Winterstown
No, no, NOT AGAIN! Last Finnish Week I wasn't able to enjoy any of my nightly sauna visits because they made it mixed gender and the girls there kept making me play Gollum with them! My index fingers were so sore by the end of the week and I never got a chance to actually sit down and enjoy the steam. I'm going to go to Summerville down by the southern coast until this is all over!

>> No.47787587 [DELETED] 

>>47787526
Nagotoro isn't playing around anymore.

>> No.47787589

>>47787574
She's just going to teleport into the passanger compartment mid-flight and spook the passangers with her sudden appearance.

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>>47787574
now you're done it

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Sniffing danuki breath?

No, give me imp ears to sniff as I cuddle her as the big spoon.

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Quoted by: >>47787627

You have dodged too many weekends without visiting your auntster so she's visiting instead

>> No.47787627

>>47787623
That's all fine and well, but if she's coming over to visit, then I'm going to be sniffing her breath for free. Her payment is that she gets to visit me.

>> No.47787630

>>47787627
Why do you hate danuki posting so much?

>> No.47787631
Quoted by: >>47787671

>>47787615
Phantom Chesh--the most DANGEROUS of all the Cheshes.

>> No.47787636

>>47787630
I don't.
I love danukis and encourage more danuki content.

>> No.47787639

>>47787630
That is danukis thread thing.

>> No.47787642
Quoted by: >>47787653

>>47787636
>encourage more danuki content.
You discourage it more effectively than telling every danuki poster to kill himself.

>> No.47787647
Quoted by: >>47787653

>>47787636
by smothering it every time you see it?

>> No.47787653

>>47787642
>>47787647
You should stop thinking and just let Ms. Nuki smother you such that all your smell is her sweaty breasts and hot, steamy breath. Bonus points if she's got a tinge of alcohol on her breath.

Give into the appeal of the money raccoon mommy and her wonderful scents.

>> No.47787668
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It's Friday the 13th! We should be posting scary and spooky mamono to show them our support on this evening.

>> No.47787671

>>47787631
There's no scarier Chesh than the one that's already burned through her nine lives.

>> No.47787676 [SPOILER] 
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>>47787668
I present to you the most frightening mamono ever discovered. She's been known to strike terror into the hearts of men, women, and monster alike. Many have been destroyed at her hands. If you value your sanity, do not open the spoiler.

>> No.47787679

>>47787676
I can fix her.

>> No.47787681

>>47787676
I was afraid it's gonna be a Greenworm

>> No.47787689
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Quoted by: >>47787700

>>47787668
Boo!

>> No.47787690
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A-ha! YOU FOOL!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
The most famous is never get involved in a land war in dragonia, but only slightly less well known is this;
NEVER GO IN AGAINST A MYCELIUM, WHEN SEX IS ON THE LINE!

>> No.47787693

>>47787690
But how can I have sex with her without being in and/or against her?

>> No.47787695
Quoted by: >>47787708

>>47787690
>POV: You're 3 inches tall and on Miss Hatter's desert plate
There's one of three holes you're going to end up in. You better just hope it's the one below and in the front.

>> No.47787700

>>47787689
He said scary, not adorably cute!

>> No.47787706
Quoted by: >>47788258

>>47787690
But the sex is not online, it's in realspace. You absolute spore-headed FOOL! Your logic has a CONTRADICTION, and thus i am VICTORIOUS AT LAST!
Now for your punishment, i will take all your tea and replace your supply with the crappy packeted stuff they sell at the grocery store so you're forced to be nice to me if you want any of that good tea you like drinking! Ahahaha! Being a villain is so good!

>> No.47787708
Quoted by: >>47787711

>>47787695
fuck off back to /trash/

>> No.47787711

>>47787708
The hole behind the knee ain't that bad.

>> No.47787724

>>47787627
Kill yourself already

>> No.47787728
Quoted by: >>47787793

>mad hatter that has mushroom gills between her thighs to her knees
>the spores make you horny
>these gills are also between her sides and arms
>they look like mushroom gills but are a bit more firm and rougher

>> No.47787763

>>47787653
Kinky stuff.

>> No.47787771

>four dwarves shining laser pointers at a mad hatter while a danuki yells at them to get back to work

>> No.47787783

>>47787615
All the pomp and circumstance of Ms. Phantoms plays but the script was made with mad libs

>> No.47787785

I bought an amazing suit from a skilled Cheshire tailor. It's amazing, made of the finest Wonderworm silk, durable yet light, and she said it's invisible to the fools. It's perfect for my date with Lady Wight!

>> No.47787793
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>>47787728
puffball hatter

>> No.47787824
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lil succubutt

>> No.47787848

>>47787824
stuff her in my pants

>> No.47787852
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>>47787824
That's a succubfront. THIS is a succubutt.

>> No.47787861

>>47787771
That glyphid thorax got me acting unwise

>> No.47787871

>>47787653
I agree with everything except the breath
I refuse to accept the spammer sniping every single Danuki post

>> No.47787873

can i ask here if monster girl quest gets better? i just got undine and i'm bored out of my fucking mind

>> No.47787878
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>>47787824
>cum on minisucc
>she grows into megasucc

>> No.47787905

>>47787873
MGQ fans mostly reside in the /vg/ thread. To answer your question, part 3 is the most interesting, but I doubt you'll find that worth it if you're not already hooked by the time you got Undine.

>> No.47787908
Quoted by: >>47787919

>>47787873
Do you mean the story? No, not really. Paradox is better written but that's about it.

>> No.47787919

>>47787908
>Paradox
Monster Girl Paradox is the sequel to Monster Girl Doctor.

>> No.47787947

>>47787878
Big succs have big love, skinny human boya are powerless to resist such overwhelming feelings.

>> No.47787949
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47787949

Would you kiss a porc?

>> No.47787952

>>47787949
Repeatedly.

>> No.47787964
Quoted by: >>47787974

Speaking of, does the "covered in lipstick marks" thing have a proper counterpart with sexes reversed?

>> No.47787974

>>47787964
Yeah, but you're gonna have to wear lipstick to do it.

>> No.47787976

>>47787949
Yes, specially during coitus

>> No.47787988
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Quoted by: >>47790010

>>47787878
Hot new item available at Nukimart: Waifu Capsules. Instant wife, just add cum!

>> No.47787995

>>47787949
I would kiss multiple p'orcs!

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Quoted by: >>47788016

>>47787995
the whole horde?

>> No.47788010
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>>47787949
Yes, all over

>> No.47788016
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Quoted by: >>47788025

>>47788009
Yes. No h'orcs though. Only p'orcs for me.

>> No.47788025

>>47788016
>kiss the porc horde while the horc can only seethe with jealousy
thats one way to establish dominance

>> No.47788029
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>>47787995
But would you kiss a d'ork?

>> No.47788036

>>47788029
See >>47786967

Only once the opportunity is there to catch her off guard.

>> No.47788037
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>>47788029
yes

>> No.47788050

>>47787949
hell yes

>> No.47788054

imagine our world has magic but its kept secret by wizard cabal, the cabal are using their magic to hold back progress on monsters opening the portals into our world. Maybe they are the reason monsters found our world in the first place one of their members lead an expedition there and never returned.

>> No.47788067
Quoted by: >>47788107

>>47788029
depends, does she want to play warframe after?

>> No.47788082
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>> No.47788107

>>47788067
She wants to play the obscure turn-based strategy game Master of Monsters, and only in single player, while you watch her. She will explain that it is a beautiful, misunderstood masterpiece and that all other games pale before it.

>> No.47788109

>>47788107
okay we can do that
but i will be molesting her while she plays and tries to explain

>> No.47788112

>>47788107
not even hot seat? thats why heroes of mamono and magic 3 is better

>> No.47788116

>>47788107
jokes on her I watch retro game TAS streams to sleep to, I'll be in dreamland while she's halfway through the game, unless she's enticed me with some exotic coffee press she owns

>> No.47788125
Quoted by: >>47788411

>>47788029
No. Not because I don't want to, it's just that both of us would spill our spaghetti and nothing would get done.

>> No.47788140
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47788140

im telling miss 'pophis and 'hebi that they are too weird and im just gonna settle for a normal lamia

>> No.47788181

We are all here for the same reason, dont deny it...

>> No.47788209
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Quoted by: >>47788210

>>47788181
impregnating mud pussies?

>> No.47788210

>>47788209
Would that be a creampie or mudpie?

>> No.47788212

>>47788107
I’m gonna put her in my lap and slowly bounce her on my cock while she plays.

>> No.47788216
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>>47788181
Species conservation?

>> No.47788224
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>>47788181
waiting for koturday?

>> No.47788246

I love how she was brooding and dark but also gentle and caring.

>> No.47788252
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>>47788181
Yes we do want to stick our dicks in an electrical outlet and have found the perfect girl to fantasize about, haven't we?

>> No.47788254
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Quoted by: >>47788264

Send me Eros' strongest soldier.

>> No.47788258

>>47787706
Wait until she finds out I microwave those tea bags.

>> No.47788264

>>47788254
The vore hebi?

>> No.47788372

>vampire comes up to me at night and says she's gonna drink my blood
>dhampir appears out of nowhere and swears to put a stop to her and protect my neck from any harm
>just start walking in the opposite direction because I don't want anything to do with this
>they both get mad at me
>vampire mad I'm looking down on her and ignoring the threat she poses to me
>dhampir mad I don't want to watch her heroic endeavors to protect an innocent human like me
>dhampir accidentally lets it slip they're sisters and covers her mouth
>run away
>they start chasing me for some fucking reason and trying to pin me down
>punch the vampire on her cheek and she falls down and starts crying and the dhampir goes to comfort her, calling me an asshole as I run away
>mfw I go to the police and report them for assaulting me
>officer hellhound cocks her eyebrow when I mention I punched one of them
>locks ME in the cell and says I'll be staying put until they can get me in a better room with those bloodsuckers
What the FUCK is WRONG with these people
Why are all these Monsters so fucking mentally ill???? What the hell is this shit? Is this some kind of fucking joke? Am I supposed to play along and laugh? SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE

>> No.47788381

>>47788372
Apologize to the Vampire, and to her sister for making her worry.

>> No.47788411
Quoted by: >>47788435

>>47788125
She's still a monstergirl, all you have to do is get close enough and her instinct should do the rest.

>> No.47788435

>>47788411
and then?

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Quoted by: >>47788492

>>47788435
and then you get hugged

>> No.47788459

>>47788029
this dorklim is still far more fuckable than the dru-berry, mainly attributed to the fact that, while cute, is fallible in a familiar way

>> No.47788475
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>>47788435
Well they're sorta like a proximity mine. Not that I know the inner workings of a monstergirl, but they explode or something when they like you
No sudden movements, and never cut the red wire

>> No.47788489
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>> No.47788492

>>47788447
Devious.
There's no way this man can't be happy now

>> No.47788499
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Quoted by: >>47788517

Subdue big kots with this one neat trick.

>> No.47788517
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>>47788499
Just put a box out--they can't help themselves, and you can pet them normally, unlike whatever wierdass thing that guy's doing.

>> No.47788525
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>> No.47788535
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>> No.47788549

>>47788517
Don't reply to gachaspam

>> No.47788568

>>47788517
Can I buy jinko in a box?

>> No.47788602
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>> No.47788610
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Quoted by: >>47788616

>> No.47788616
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>>47788610

>> No.47788632
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>> No.47788638
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Quoted by: >>47788705

>> No.47788648

>>47788372
You are aware that monsters run the courts now, right? They're in bed with every politician, every judge, every chief of police, hell, every federal tax auditor. The system has become its own special interest group. I suggest you start learning how to go off the grid.

>> No.47788681
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Leglocking?

>> No.47788683
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>> No.47788686

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, someone find the Ryu's daughter and bed her after watching some anime, we need the rain.

>> No.47788705
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>>47788638
Big butt Cyclops are the best

>> No.47788711

>>47788686
Sorry, I'm too busy with a hebi shrinemaiden

>> No.47788727
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Quoted by: >>47788730

>> No.47788730

>>47788727
>big dsl monster girl
I am interested in smooch eel

>> No.47788810
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Quoted by: >>47788828

ded

>> No.47788814
Quoted by: >>47788831

>'Accidentally' cutting myself while dhampir-chan tries to rescue me

>> No.47788828

>>47788810
Showing Miss Wight the 1-bedroom apartment I rent by myself.

>> No.47788831

>>47788814
>get a sliver on your finger
>it broke the skin a little so it lightly bleeds
>"eh, some spit will take care of it"
>quote from anon, seconds before dhampir-chan lunges at him to swallow his finger

>> No.47788836

>>47787771
>Four dwarves yelling “ROCK AND STONE” outside Anon’s house after they heard he likes the hit game Deep Rock Galactic

>> No.47788838
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Happy koturday

>> No.47788847

>>47788838
i need a bigger kot
like big

>> No.47788851
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Quoted by: >>47788855

>>47788847
Here is my longest cat

>> No.47788855
Quoted by: >>47788861

>>47788851
i dunno about his one
>cat mask
nice cat you have there anon

>> No.47788861
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Quoted by: >>47788868

>>47788855
I head canon all bunyips as kots but if you want a more traditional big kot I have this

>> No.47788868
Quoted by: >>47788901

>>47788861
thats a good kot
would hire her so she can protect me on my humble journey

>> No.47788876
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>starting a new game of skyrim
>sally wife is watching
>ask sally wife if you should go for sword, axe, or mace as weapon of choice
>she goes into an autistic lecture about each weapon type
>have to pause the game
>starts giving details about each one: their advantages, weaknesses, applications, effectiveness, history, etc.
>the lecture lasts for well over an hour
>she ends up recommending both axe and sword as preferred options

>> No.47788896
Quoted by: >>47788915

>>47788876
>Halfway through her lecture install a gun mod instead

>> No.47788898

>>47788876
>ignore her
>install many mods
>use your bazooka to shoot down dragons and fill villages with watermelons
>sally keeps yelling and crying how that's not how you play skyrim

>> No.47788899

Fuck Skyrim, where's my loretism monfu willing to microdose me with Morrowind monkey truths?

>> No.47788901

>>47788868
She will never leave your side (N E V E R). Something about honor and kittens

>> No.47788915
Quoted by: >>47788922

>>47788896
>>47788898
Please don't bully the autistic sally

>> No.47788922

>>47788915
im not bullying her
its not my fault she is crying how unrealistic the world is cause i installed the big head mod

>> No.47788950
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Quoted by: >>47789046

https://exhentai.org/g/3057056/50025c8e74/
Yay! the purest for of love is getting translations

>> No.47788968
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Quoted by: >>47789003

>>47788838
cat

>> No.47789002
Quoted by: >>47789015

>>47788899
I'd say that a vidya lore haku would be fun, but she wouldn't be able to explain anything without mentioning every single retcon the affects whatever she's talking about, and ending every fact with "because the devs have no idea what they're doing" as well as a complaint about publicly traded stocks and shareholders.

>> No.47789003

>>47788968
I think there might be something wrong with this cat

>> No.47789015

>>47789002
Literally me.

>> No.47789046

>>47788950
>Wood etching of a fox beating a demon out of a blanket circa 1600

>> No.47789064
Quoted by: >>47789084

>>47788876
Yeah so anyway how come Todd can't make pole weapons?

>> No.47789084
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>>47789064
>Playing Morrowind while my Hellhound wife watches
>Ask her what she thinks is better the spear or the axe
>She just looks at me like I am stupid and says what an intoxicating innocence and pushes me on my back and rapes me.

>> No.47789091
Quoted by: >>47789097

>>47789084
and thats why hellhound isnt invited for game night
all her answers are "rape anon"

>> No.47789097
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Quoted by: >>47789119

>>47789091
She'll pretend to be interested in some of anon's lame nerd hobbies but at the end of the day she only wants one thing.

>> No.47789119

>>47789097
I'm convinced she'd secretly enjoy the hobbies and spend a ton of time looking them up in secret so she can participate better

>> No.47789122

>>47789084
Trick question, the spear is the superior weapon in Morrowind!

>> No.47789144
Quoted by: >>47789805

>>47789119
>hellhound gets too into the game
>only realizes her mistake hours later
>turns to see a smug anon looking at her
>"you like nerdy games, don't you wife?"
>hellhound rapes anon in embarrassment

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Quoted by: >>47789247

>Ehe, ehehehe, hehe...
Night falls. There is nothing outside that need concern you.

>> No.47789153

>>47788899
>>47788898
>>47788876
Haha, you guys have normalfag monster girlfriends. My Dullahan gf watches me play Mount and Blade Warband and gets excited whenever I couch an enemy in the head or chamber their swing into a one-hit kill. Too bad she won't let me do a horse archer playthrough though.

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Quoted by: >>47789174

>>47789153
Yeah? Well my gf plays the Japanese ports of old Wizardry games

>> No.47789169

The magus's story with the hellhound was fucking great and show a nice portal scenario. Feels good

>> No.47789174
Quoted by: >>47789177

>>47789166
My gf exclusively plays untranslated PC-98 pornographic mahjong games on real hardware. Yours is okay, I guess. Just not as hard-core as mine.

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Quoted by: >>47789194

>>47789174
Sei Shoujo made a few of those many years before Bible Black
t. sexpert on this subject

>> No.47789179

>>47789084
>gaming after midnight with the lights off
>hellhound gf gets to lost izalith
>bedroom is aglow with pure volcanic radiance
>"this is a pretty good game"
>turns the corner and sees a field of dragon asses amidst the blinding haze
>"nice..."

>>47789119
it's true, she just can't help herself in person
funny computer pixels can't rewire her ancient instincts

>> No.47789191
Quoted by: >>47789203

>>47789153
Ah joke on you, I'm grinding my bones on tarkov while no one watch me play. I'm a true gamer. It's getting cold now

>> No.47789194

>>47789177
If I were better at mahjong I'd play them myself. Alas, I am but a mere bronze cat in a sea of masters.

>> No.47789203
Quoted by: >>47789206

>>47789191
>playing Tarkov
Prime hacker Slavic succuvirus bait

>> No.47789206
Quoted by: >>47794791

>>47789203
I was trying to attract a kiki, damn it

>> No.47789247

>>47789146
black sclera + yellow iris is the best combo

>> No.47789248
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Comfy koturday inbound

>> No.47789257
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Quoted by: >>47789262

>>47789248

>> No.47789260
Quoted by: >>47789262

>>47789248
Are there any sweet, kind, compassionate, pure, generous, devoted, loving, docile, yamato nadeshiko style cheshires?

>> No.47789262
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>>47789260
Yes?
>>47789257
A kot is fine too

>> No.47789267

I am scared to imagine what the 4Mon /v/ videogame boards look like now that Space Marine 2 has been released and everyone, mostly humans and The Order, love it and play it. Space Marine 2 is basically the Black Myth Wukong for MGE in which monster girl media outlets keep saying it's a vile monster hating game that shouldn't be played and is Order Propaganda. But because of Streisand Effect, everyone even in the demon Realms have played it and like it as an objectively good game to play.

And I pity the poor dragons and wyverns who're probably now seeing an influx of memes where a Warhammer dreadnought throws a statue or big rock at dragons meme.

>> No.47789270

My body is machine that turns virgin p'orcs into non-virgin p'orcs.

>> No.47789272 [DELETED] 
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>>47789267

>> No.47789274

>>47789267
No, go away WHtard

>> No.47789277

What makes cheshires exceptionally dangerous is that, like all felines, they have a much better time seeing in the dark. Factor that in when considering a cheshire's proclivity towards pranks and mischief, you have a recipe for disaster.

>> No.47789283

>>47789272
To hell with you purple meme cat! My dragon auntie is now seething and malding at your Zoomer friends spamming her inbox with images and memes of warhammer dreadnoughts tossing statues at her kind! We get it! Despite being pro-Order propaganda it is an objectively good game, yes we get that some monsters like lizards and salamanders love a shooter game even if it has Order undertones. But PLEASE!!! Stop pestering my dragon auntie with Space Marine 2 "leave that abomination to me" memes!

>> No.47789291
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>>47788838

>> No.47789360
Quoted by: >>47789371

DId you know that if you let a cat eat freely from a young age, it won't develop any anxieties or aggression over food and will perfectly self-regulate at an ideal bodyweight?

The same is true for monsterkots. Be open and free with your love from day one, and they'll never rape you or cry when you leave for more than an hour. Give them everything they want with no hesitation at any moment and you will surely reap the benefits. It's just basic good conditioning!

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Quoted by: >>47789381

>>47788838
>>47788847
Big kot.

>> No.47789371
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Quoted by: >>47789395

>>47789360
Stray Chesh provide even more love if you help me but get really sticky and won't leave you side

>> No.47789381

>>47789362
this is good big
i will now pat the kot

>> No.47789394

every order adventuring party needs;
>human mcfighter anon
>haughty knight who's been acting strange since she got that set of dragon scale armour
>houndbait mage
>priestess blessed with an immunity to mamono mana (she is totally oblivious to what's happening around her)

>> No.47789395
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Quoted by: >>47789409

>>47789371
Haha, yeah.

>> No.47789406

>>47789394
>four quarters of the same idiot
>no clue what a monster actually looks like
>asks the strange looking beast people at the town they visit if they've seen any
>gets pointed to a demon beast lair
>report back to the bishop that they have dealt with the terrible monsters present and saved the town
>gets sent on more quests to cleanse monster territory

>> No.47789409

>>47789395
The batcat is concerned, by what? who know

>> No.47789417
Quoted by: >>47789421

>>47789394
how's miss knight gonna explain the tail?

>> No.47789421
Quoted by: >>47789435

>>47789417
>if I don't acknowledge it, it isn't real

>> No.47789435
Quoted by: >>47789485

>>47789421
>...Is something wrong?
>Horns? On my head?
>Oh that is nothing. Nothing at all.
>There is nothing to tell you...no, nothing.

>> No.47789444
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Quoted by: >>47789490

Cat's cannot be trusted to fight fair, always remember that.

>> No.47789485

>>47789435
gonna hard time ignoring it when I grab that big fat ojou tail

>> No.47789490
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Quoted by: >>47789500

>>47789444
Why would you fight a cat?

>> No.47789500
Quoted by: >>47789517

>>47789490
I wouldn't want to fight the cat
The cat, however....

>> No.47789517
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Quoted by: >>47789981

>>47789500
She just wants to join your party, go on quests, grab some loot, and smoke drugs...

>> No.47789609
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Quoted by: >>47789645

>> No.47789620
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Quoted by: >>47789740

>>47788686
Would if I could.

>> No.47789626
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rapekots

>> No.47789630
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Quoted by: >>47790753

i got ai chatbot to accurately describe how being milked by batcat tailpussy feels like

>> No.47789645

>>47789609
>giving chin rubs to calm your childhood friend down when she gets uppity

>> No.47789740

>>47789620
so obviously she's perfect, but on second look I noticed the ambiguous framed photos in the background and it made me tear up suddenly

imagine being so happy with someone that you take photos of the things you've done together and get to put them around your house. you get to see it and reminisce and then, beside you, the same person is right there, with all the same memories, and the photo is literally only a snapshot of the life you're sharing together

>but anon everyone does that
yeah, well.

>> No.47789769
Quoted by: >>47791209

>>47789740
I don't print them out, but I have plenty of pictures of my wife and I saved to my phone. I think it's better than displaying them all the time, because when I go hunting for an image to post with, I'll be reminded of something we did together and it always makes me smile. Major events do get framed (wedding, family photo, our pets, and eventually when we buy a house).

>> No.47789805
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Quoted by: >>47789909

>>47789144
>So what if I have five thousand hours in Factorio?

>> No.47789827
Quoted by: >>47789853

would putting an ittan momen through a printer count as her getting a tattoo?

>> No.47789853
Quoted by: >>47789915

>>47789827
>using a machine to burn the ink into her delicate paper instead of taking a brush and painting her yourself

>> No.47789906
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Quoted by: >>47791346

The Japanese word for ice and love are very similar, you know!

>> No.47789909

>>47789805
>Hellhound rapes you for laying down factories as you go instead of properly calculating ratios

>> No.47789915
Quoted by: >>47789923

>>47789853
Would a typewriter be okay?

>> No.47789923

>>47789915
Ooof, too kinky for me, Anon. But maybe, if she's into getting hit by daddy.

>> No.47789962

What happens when evil monstergirl scientists find out they don't need to arouse or seduce anons to get them to cum?
Deep in the demon lord archives there is a tome with forbidden knowledge of a secret technique: the prostate orgasm

>> No.47789972

>>47789962
>the prostate orgasm
Only Big Government Mamono themselves would cum from being Pro State. Where my anarchist grils at?

>> No.47789973

>>47789962
They turn their focus to wicked pleasure enhancement and taboo fetish potions.

>> No.47789977

>>47789962
feels like it would be a kappa thing

>> No.47789981
Quoted by: >>47790016

>>47789517
>She just wants to join your party
A problem that many adventurers don't know about is that cats can domesticate themselves. At any point in an encounter, a cat can decide to join your party and you can't remove her.

>> No.47789995

>Lilim so tired of heroic parites the nukes them with dark matter the moment they enter the throne room

>> No.47790010
Quoted by: >>47790071

>>47787988
>danuki wife shows you her newest business idea
>you pick a capsule out of the shipping crate to examine it
>"I don't know, honey, this seems kinda cruel"
>"Don't worry, they're all volunteers. See on the back end we sell it to lonely monsters as an easy way to get a husband, so it's a win-win for everyone. That's how we got the price so low, they actually pay us to go in the capsules"

>> No.47790016
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>>47789981
They're also really territorial and prefer party of only two. You and her.

>> No.47790071
Quoted by: >>47790287

>>47790010
Still seems really cruel, this nuki is breaking human rights and will get to court for it

>> No.47790231
Quoted by: >>47790597

>>47789740
>>but anon everyone does that
Guess i'm not part of everyone

>> No.47790275

I am a vulnerable nerd who has to walk past the smug squad in order to buy nerd things without them seeing or noticing me

>> No.47790287
Quoted by: >>47790736

>>47790071
>Anon takes nuki to court
>starts off looking strong
>massive amounts of evidence against nuki
>Judge Lim keeps giving defendant nuki angry looks
>go to recess for lunch break
>come back
>different judge on the bench
>trial immediately over
>nuki is innocent
>Anon sentenced to 10,000 hours community service as Nukimart cashier
>first day of his new "job"
>next to his register is a shelf filled with waifu capsules
>he can see Judge Lim pouting in one in the back row
>nuki lawyers are scary

>> No.47790321
Quoted by: >>47790535

I think danukis give good lap pillows, even if they are reprehensible scoudrels

>> No.47790330

>>47790275
Meow loudly at them. They'll think you're retarded and leave you alone.

>> No.47790440

>>47790275
Walk past them with a confident strut. Back straight. Eyes forward. Butt clenched. A wiggle in your hips.
Even a puny nerd can scare the big bad hellhounds and cheshires and manticores.

>> No.47790535

>>47790321
Why opt for lap pillow when you can get breast pillows from a holst?

>> No.47790597

>>47790231
Me neither, must be a normie thing

>> No.47790644
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>>47787576
Just wait a few weeks, it will be Canadian Week soon

>> No.47790736
Quoted by: >>47790752

>>47790287
How did she become a judge if she's single? I thought judges were elected. There's no way anyone would elect a judge that has the potential to rape every man that enters her courtroom. I suspect her credentials were falsified and a dirty deal went down somewhere behind closed doors.

>> No.47790752
Quoted by: >>47790849

>>47790736
She's a Lim--family connections explain the job.
Also, she's a LIM--being a complete dork explains the lack of a husband and willingness to engage in Miss Danuki's scheme.

>> No.47790753
Quoted by: >>47790764

>>47789630
You can't just say something like that and not share with the class.

>> No.47790764

>>47790753
"It feels very sexy--so sexy. Yes, the sexiness levels are through the roof! You are very happy."

>> No.47790849
Quoted by: >>47793936

>>47790752
I was correct on both counts! It's nepotism and bribery! I'm going to take her capsule off the display so nobody accidentally buys this unscrupulous mockery of our judicial system! I'll keep her in my pocket, perhaps, or leave her beside my personal computer at home.

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>>47788838
Maybe it's bunday tomorrow.

>> No.47790986
Quoted by: >>47792136

Nervous men belong to big meaty paws

>> No.47791128
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>> No.47791209
Quoted by: >>47791271

>>47789769
Is it wrong that I can't tell if you are talking about a real wife or a fictional character?

>> No.47791271

>>47791209
Hopefully he's talking about his 2D waifu, I hope I'm not sharing the thread with 3DPD-loving normalfags

>> No.47791346

>>47789906
I love all the ice elemental girls

>> No.47791388
Quoted by: >>47791481

I want a biker girl werewolf, is that to much to ask for?

>> No.47791464
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Quoted by: >>47791654

>> No.47791481

>>47791388
yes, you will get a ant on a tricycle instead

>> No.47791491

You are chased by a hatter on a penny farthing.
What do you do?

>> No.47791494

>>47791481
>ant arachnid is just trying her best to impress anon

>> No.47791495

>>47791481
That sounds pretty cool actually

>> No.47791597
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the power mating stance

>> No.47791620

>>47791597
SQUAT WOLF

>> No.47791654
Quoted by: >>47791685

>>47791464
I want angels in armor. And with light themes, maybe fire.

>> No.47791685

>>47791654
>maybe fire.
shooting stars are actually the high speed valk delivery system

>> No.47791706
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47791706

how to beat grem/automaton boss in the lab dungeon? It's bullshit. You can't focus one because the other hits you from behind. Even if you manage to defeat one, the other gets a ridiculous boost to their stats. Why did they give the robot an instant loss with her grab?

>> No.47791726

>>47791685
>Come home from work.
>Well, more like "arrive at the crater where your home used to be."
>The crater has a valkyrie in it.
>She waves excitedly at you.
>"Name Alfhild. Here to protect you so can be big hero! We train now, yes!?" she yells to you as you step out of your car in utter disbelief.
>Fuck it.
>Get back into your car.
>Drive away.

>Miss Valk's eyes narrow.
>She knows exactly what Anon is doing.
>"Ooooh, a race!"
>He's sure to be wowed by her feats of strength this time!

>> No.47791734
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>>47791685
She's shooting something alright.

>> No.47791917
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>> No.47791934
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Quoted by: >>47792056

>> No.47791996
Quoted by: >>47792019

>47791934
How many times has this guy gotten banned while spamming and posting this same picture, just in this and the previous thread alone?

>> No.47792019
Quoted by: >>47792075

>>47791996
probably zero

>> No.47792056

>>47791934
I like when her tail makes a heart shape.

>> No.47792061
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>> No.47792075

>>47792019
Look at the deleted posts on an external archive. Do you think someone intentonally breaking rules and getting their posts deleted for the same reason on an almost daily basis isn't getting banned for it?

>> No.47792083

>>47791597
I want to kiss wolves.

>> No.47792086
Quoted by: >>47792225

>>47792075
Not him but yes.

>> No.47792124
Quoted by: >>47792225

>>47792075
Again, it's probably a janitor deleting them, not a mod.

>> No.47792136
Quoted by: >>47792156

>>47790986
I wouldn't be nervous anymore being held by a large Jinko.

>> No.47792156
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>>47792136
Dangerous idea, Anon. You could end up like this!

>> No.47792181
Quoted by: >>47792228

>>47792156
You're just encouraging me.

>> No.47792225

>>47792086
>>47792124
Logic dictates he has to be getting banned. If he isn't, then one the following implausibly convoluted scenarios would have to be happening

>A. A janitor or mod is mass deleting rule breaking posts for fun and not escalating to bans
>B. A janitor is filing ban requests on the spammer, and the moderator handling them believes the janitor's ban requests are false and is endlessly rejecting them, without confronting the janitor about repeatedly sending ban requests he believes to be false
>C. A janitor is filing ban requests on the spammer and the moderator is silently rejecting them all despite the situlation going on for months

>> No.47792228
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>>47792181
I would NEVER! Obviously big, fluffy mamono are the HEIGHT of danger and you should always avoid them.

>> No.47792270
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>>47792156

>> No.47792284

>>47792225
the problem here is that you're trying to apply logic to the moderation

>> No.47792298

>>47792284
Or the spammer simply has dynamic IP and ban evading is as simple as clicking reconnect on his router. Also residential VPNs exist.

>> No.47792300
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>>47792284
Mods are Cheshires. Jannies are ALSO Cheshires.

>> No.47792311
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47792311
Quoted by: >>47792315

Also, CHESHIRES are Cheshires.

>> No.47792315
Quoted by: >>47792534

>>47792311
Hmmm, yes, the Cheshires are made of Cheshires.

>> No.47792381
Quoted by: >>47792417

>>47792228
It's like a big fuzzy bear trap...

>> No.47792417

>>47792381
And you're the bear.

>> No.47792514

>cactus alraune
>spikes act similar to a manticore's spines
>merely grazing the spikes causes horniness
>has a cute flower growing on her head
>lots of water to drink
>massive MASSIVE breasts
Mommy cactus will save you from dehydration out in the desert.

>> No.47792518
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47792518
Quoted by: >>47792575

>>47792228
Love a fluffy Ushi

>> No.47792534
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>>47792315
he's getting too close to the truth

>> No.47792570

While I can appreciate hebi and other yandere mamonos, I'm more fond of the other type of monsters - haughty, seductive and confident, ones that never even consider being jealous because they know that their man is completely in their grasp and he would never, ever find even an ounce of satisfaction in other woman's embrace after being with them, so he would never try anything nor reciprocate someone else's advances.

>> No.47792575

>>47792518
>Smells like pure lust (her raw girl smell from below), the spider food she just drank, and her sweaty BO which for some reason has a hint of mint to its scent

>> No.47792637
Quoted by: >>47792689

NEET, slob arachne would genuinely be a gross sight, or at least her home would.

>Lives in a barn repurposed as her arachne-friendly house
>Webs everywhere
>Dark and damp inside
>Kitchen is basically a mini-fridge and a sink
>Her important belongs are hung up in web high above the ground where only she can get them (including you if catch her fancy)/spoiler]
>Hollow, desiccated, animal corpses hanging from web in much of her house
>Fresh kills mixed in with them, ready to be drunken up

>> No.47792689

>>47792637
... If I promise to put on a maid outfit and do chores, will she release me?

>> No.47792754
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47792754
Quoted by: >>47792830

I want to take a fat-bottomed loli Banshee from behind, in front of a mirror so I can watch dark mascara drip down her face when orgasming makes her tear up.

Living men yearn for big pale undead loli ass.

>> No.47792811

>>47792225
It's mostly A.

>> No.47792812
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47792812
Quoted by: >>47792892

>> No.47792830
Quoted by: >>47792910

>>47792754
>Replacing all Banshee-chan’s normal mascara with smudge-proof mascara

>> No.47792831

>ochimusha but she was once a riflewoman in the army and thus has a spirit trifle

>> No.47792841

>>47792831
>trifle
Delicious! What kind?

>> No.47792847

>>47792831
>spirit trifle
>trifle
>"Oh, this old thing?"
Sounds like a noblewoman to me, alright. Also, Spirit Gun GF where?

>> No.47792892
Quoted by: >>47793102

>>47792812
God I love hags

>> No.47792910

>>47792830
That's a mean prank, a young Banshee getting her tears and running makeup gently wiped by the man's hankerchief during the afterglow is an important part of sex.

>> No.47792959
Quoted by: >>47793002

>like tall women
>wish for 8 foot monster
>get a scylla

>> No.47792969
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>> No.47792982
Quoted by: >>47792991

>>47789394
How come the mage is houndbait?

>> No.47792991
Quoted by: >>47793889

>>47792982
traditionally mages are weak to rushdown
so being overwhelmed, pinned down and silenced by hellhound tongue puts him at a disadvantage

>> No.47793002

>>47792959
>like tall women
>wish for 8 foot monster
>get loli snek
It could've been worse.

>> No.47793006

>like kikis
>wish for a kiki
>get a kiki
damn
how could such a predicament occur to me, who is to blame for this turn of events

>> No.47793023

>>47793006
I hate to be that guy, but you did this to yourself.

>> No.47793024
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47793024
Quoted by: >>47793053

>> No.47793033
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47793033
Quoted by: >>47793060

>wish for girlfriend
>genie starts blushing

>> No.47793052
Quoted by: >>47793079

how do you become wanbait?

>> No.47793053

>>47793024
More!

>> No.47793060
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>>47793033
you don't need a genie
dragons don't want you to know this but if you present your balls to them they have no choice but to grant your wish

>> No.47793079

>>47793052
Cover yourself in gravy and run slow.

>> No.47793081
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>ryu insists on playing "Rock You Like a Hurricane" during sex

>> No.47793102
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47793102

>>47792892
I love hag lolibabas that bear my children

>> No.47793209
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Thinking about cats and rubbing them.

>> No.47793210
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>> No.47793229
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Quoted by: >>47793249

Need a strong mino to cuddle with right now.

>> No.47793244

>>47793006
>Don't want wives
>gets a harem
Ah, woe my cruel fate

>> No.47793249
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>>47793229
some say there's one still wandering the halls of IKEA, lost in the maze

>> No.47793253
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How should anon do to calm the cat?

>> No.47793274

>>47793253
Just PSPSPS some more; cats are known for being tsundere, she'll come around.

>> No.47793291

>>47793253
Give her a bag of catnip.

>> No.47793350

>>47793291
I want to see a cait sith take some catnip and roll around on the floor before getting up and acting all flustered for breaching decorum.

>> No.47793351

>>47793291
It's not an illegal drug?

>> No.47793371

I never wanted a werewolf harem, I just wanted them to leave my backyard so I gave them some hotdogs.
What can I even do now?

>> No.47793378
Quoted by: >>47793394

>>47793371
You can get them some buns, condiments, and beer.

>> No.47793394

>>47793378
They already used up all the mustard and drank all the beer! They didn't even offer me one.

>> No.47793427
Quoted by: >>47793434

>>47793371
Get a gang of vampire girls to fight them off
Warning may result in the loss of your house

>> No.47793434
Quoted by: >>47793450

>>47793427
>Invite vampires to to deal with the werewolf squatters
>They becomes friends instead
I'm just gonna go cry in the bathroom instead

>> No.47793439
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>Did I ask for this? No. I'm supposed to be cute. I'm supposed to be dangerous. What am I? I'm a little purple freak with a smiley face and lethal weapons and I've had it up to here, you hear me?

>> No.47793450

>>47793434
Shitter's clogged.

>> No.47793455 [DELETED] 

Amazones: Looks like you need protection, cutie.

>> No.47793481

>Walking in dark alley of MGC
>See a metal door behind a barred, metal gate with extra locks
>The sign: "Chamber of Testicle Experiments"
Bets no whose lab this is?
My guess is some dormouse mad scientist

>> No.47793497
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Amazoness: Looks like you need protection, cutie.

>> No.47793557

>>47793497
From who?

>> No.47793562
Quoted by: >>47793569

>>47787078
Add "trans" before every "hag" in there and I'm listening.

>> No.47793563

>>47793557
From yourself. You look like you're barely able to handle yourself. You need someone to help you out, help you function, give you support, and protect you from all the bad stuff the world keeps throwing your way. Only happiness and joy from this point on.

>> No.47793567

>>47793557
Dragon zombies

>> No.47793568
Quoted by: >>47793581

>>47793563
pass

>> No.47793569
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Quoted by: >>47793997

>>47793562
So in other words: alps?
That's basically what they are.

>> No.47793576

>>47793497
Hon hon hon, le jungle femdom ?

>> No.47793581

>>47793568
I'd offer you a different monster, but I don't have any with me today. I'll bring someone different to you tomorrow.

>> No.47793590

>>47793497
>sample
>>47793563
I really couldn't say no to an Amazoness.

>> No.47793597
Quoted by: >>47793632

>>47793581
thanks mamano vendor

>> No.47793598
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Quoted by: >>47793620

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.47793603
Quoted by: >>47793632

>>47793581
Are you slaver? Can we place order for a mamono with specific features and mentality?

>> No.47793612

>>47793563
That's kiki work. Maybe a mindflayer.

>> No.47793620

>>47793598
Ready to get pregnant.

>> No.47793632

>>47793597
No problem, Anon.

>>47793603
No. I only get what I see on the other side of my personal portal. I could try to send a message for a certain girl, but it's no guarantee. See there's a bapho on the other side who offers up a monster girl from time to time who's willing to jump through the portal and get married to a man in our world. She's at the mercy of whoever is willing.
And no, before you think it, the bapho is already married to someone in her world.

>> No.47793676
Quoted by: >>47793712

>>47793632
That Bapho doesn't just pick members of her Sabbath, does she?

>> No.47793712

>>47793676
No.

>> No.47793783
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she said she was a guardian spirit deity but mostly she just does this

>> No.47793802

>>47793783
Of course she's a guardian spirit
Can't you see the size of her chest?

>> No.47793810

>>47793632
ah, not great, feels like ration ticket

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>>47793783
>another dumb human fooled into giving a powerless one-tailed foxlet everything she wants
>will likely offer her body as collateral once the jig is up
humies, when will they learn?

>> No.47793850

>>47793783
I mean yeah, she is guarding the fridge

>> No.47793882
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Hello good sir. Would you be interested in a bodyguard? There are some unscrupulous characters in these peaks, some of whom have 8 legs or even more! I know. Ridiculous! Still, for a small fee I can make sure that no monster lays a finger on you. Alternatively, if you are short on coin, I shall accept a poem, song or sonnet written about me and my many wonderful deeds and daring adventures!
No? Well uh... how about I throw in a free back massage? Pedicure? Still not interested? Alright... I'll do it all for half price!
P-please mister, I need somewhere to stay or else bloodsucking sister will never let me live this down. Let me tag along! Pretty please?

>> No.47793889

>>47792991
>Mages are weak to rushdown
What is:
>Frost bolt
>Frost Nova
>Cone of cold
>Ice nova
>Blink
>Polymorph
Time to go bully those hellhound warriors again

>> No.47793894

>>47793882
Ok, you can be my bodyguard but you're gonna have to introduce me to this bloodsucking sister of yours
She sounds lovely

>> No.47793913
Quoted by: >>47793929

>>47793882
Be careful of dhampirs looking for a sidekick

>> No.47793929

>>47793913
I wish to join an adventuring dhampir as her ever faithful and dependable troubadour who’ll record all her awesome feats and deeds into song, book and play. Also I’ll make sure to get captured or in trouble and require rescuing at least once a month.

>> No.47793936

>>47790849
>first few weeks owning capsule lim
>she's doing cute and sexy poses every time you look at her, trying to make you open the capsule
>eventually she gives up and just looks annoyed
>a few weeks later you manage to lose her
>look in all the obvious places but don't see her anywhere
>decide to deal with it later
>a few days later you hear an explosion downstairs
>enraged lim used magic to vaporize the capsule and most of the living room
>"DAMMIT ANON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CUM ON ME"
>uses telekinesis to pin you down and rape you
>returns to full size and rapes you again

>> No.47793983
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Attention: for the sake of public order. humans are now limited to level 10. you may give any excess levels you may posses to your spouse. if you do not have a spouse, one will be provided for you.

>> No.47793993
Quoted by: >>47794012

>>47793983
all those levels are mine and there's nothing they can do about it

>> No.47793997

>>47793569
I like big titty Alps that are almost indistinguishable from Succ or even sexier than Succs

>> No.47794006

>>47793983
That's okay, see dynamic difficulty only scales on the level of your base class, not your prestiege classes. That's how I have access to level 70 spells even though monsters think I'm only level 2.

>> No.47794011

>>47793997
>big titty Alps that are almost indistinguishable from Succ
Sure, as long as you ignore the dozen of Mars’ symbols on them

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>>47793993
dissident spotted. deploy the careful therapy and reassurance to combat his insecurities and need for control

>> No.47794018

>>47793783
And I mostly do her

>> No.47794081
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Ded

>> No.47794088
Quoted by: >>47794107

>>47793983
the salamanders will not like this

>> No.47794097

>>47793997
There's a certain thrill that I find fascinating about cumming inside an Alp

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>> No.47794107
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>>47794088
>>47793983
Addendum: wizards of the tower, errand squires and dungeon masters are exempt from these level limitations

>> No.47794120

really not in the mood for femdom today

>> No.47794123

>>47794120
okay. leave then.

>> No.47794127

>>47794120
Frogdom time

>> No.47794134
Quoted by: >>47794169

>>47794120
but that means double femdom time tomorrow
can you handle it anon?

>> No.47794135

>>47794120
>comes to a mostly femdom setting
>complains about femdom

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>>47794120
Don't think about it ? Work wonders for me

>> No.47794169
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>>47794134
Yeah?

>> No.47794224
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>> No.47794249
Quoted by: >>47794273

>>47794224
>shark teeth
i will now marry this fox

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Quoted by: >>47794293

>>47794224
i prefer my ancient evils travel sized thank you.

>> No.47794273

>>47794249
Foxes win yet again
How can they be stopped?

>> No.47794276
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>Lich's apprentice
>you're still an easily distracted man when it comes to your teacher and her way of dressing herself
>to fix this she says you can satisfy yourself with her body whenever you please
>proceed to abuse this priviledge so much and so often her phylactery keeps getting damaged

>> No.47794277
Quoted by: >>47794285

>>47794273
they cant
human men belong to foxes

>> No.47794285
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Quoted by: >>47794292

>>47794273
>>47794277
extremely organic and human posts my fellow human males.

>> No.47794292

>>47794285
Big Fox must be stopped

>> No.47794293
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>>47794257
>portable
>affordable
>energy efficient
>machine washable
these are all modern sensibilities
you might have a contemporary evil on your hands

>> No.47794308

>>47794293
Is this a fox or some sort of shog?

>> No.47794309
Quoted by: >>47794314

>>47794276
>to fix this she says you can satisfy yourself with her body whenever you please
>force her to wear clothes

>> No.47794312
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>>47794293
>these are all modern sensibilities
>you might have a contemporary evil on your hands
i was thinking more of a refurbished evil.

>> No.47794314

>>47794309
>anon is serious with his studies and forces lich to wear clothes
>lich pouts since this is much different from the romance books she read

>> No.47794315
Quoted by: >>47794328

>>47794308
Shogs are a type of fox, yes

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47794317
Quoted by: >>47794328

>>47794308
ordinary fox

>> No.47794328
Quoted by: >>47794354

>>47794315
>>47794317
>MA
>YO THERES A STRAY SHOG OUTSIDE
>I DONT WANT IT STARTING A FIGHT WITH THE KIKI

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>>47794276
>"Anon, I've noticed that your focus and productivity improve significantly following ejaculation. I've also noted the approximate time when your concentration falls back to normal levels. Based on this, I've constructed a new schedule that I believe will be optimal for your studies."
>it's actually way more often than you were doing

>> No.47794345
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sleepy time, it was a good koturday

>> No.47794346

lolibaobabs

>> No.47794354
Quoted by: >>47794363

>>47794328
maybe if the kiki was better trained she wouldn't be so territorial

>> No.47794363

>>47794354
Actually, the more trained the kiki is, the more territorial she gets. Her methods of protecting said territory also grow more complex and elaborate.

>> No.47794370

>>47794363
>kiki are you urinating on the fence again?

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Quoted by: >>47794397

>>47794363
Yeah, you wanna try to slow her down when she techs to the middle ages. If she gets too far past it she'll just start sniping the fuck out of everyone in the neighborhood.

>> No.47794397

>>47794372
The way her dress is drawn makes it look like her tail is standing up
Just imagine her wagging it slighlty while having this dead serious look on her face, it's sweet and cool and adorable

>> No.47794422
Quoted by: >>47794427

>>47794330
>it's actually way more often than you were doing
At this rate there will be no time for teaching and her own research projects.

>> No.47794427
Quoted by: >>47794446

>>47794422
It's fine, she doesn't need to sleep.

>> No.47794446
Quoted by: >>47794647

>>47794427
but anon needs to cuddle

>> No.47794468
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>> No.47794526

>>47794330
>it's actually way more often than you were doing
It's fine, you'll still learn more quickly when sage time is all the time.

>> No.47794532
Quoted by: >>47795122

>>47794120
Anon, no. Do it for mommy.

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>> No.47794647

>>47794446
The undead love cuddling, especially on chilly nights

>> No.47794662

>>47787555
>come home after a long day
>wife greets you and offers the following
>hot meal with a jug of milk to wash it down
>warm milk bath
>nursing cowgirl ride
>leglock two-way milking session
There's a pattern there. It is black and white, and it's called cowprint.

>> No.47794791

>>47789206
you gotta play House Flipper or that powerwasher sim game for kikis, though if you do a bad enough job you'll get a shog instead

>> No.47794831

In a brave new world of horny goblins and overly erotic demons one man teams up with the last pure dragon on an epic quest to slay both the demon lord and the gods and create a new society where mortals are beholden only to their own will.

>> No.47794840

I HAVE A BONER.
A BONER THINKING ABOUT MONSTER GIRLS.

>> No.47794957

Fun fact: hellhounds aren't actually from Hell.

They're just werewolves native to the volcanic region. Over the years, their skin burned like ash, and they developed fire elemental magic. This is why they look the way they do today. The whole "being hounds from Hell" was started by rival mamono species to tarnish their reputation. But as fate would have it, it only increased their popularity, and now these fire elemental werewolves larp as hounds from hell because they think it's cool, and it attracts them more mates. All of the lore about them being guard dogs for the gods of Hell; it's all false. What is true is that they are indeed untamable.

>> No.47794988

>>47794957
I bet they smell like brimstone.

>> No.47795026
Quoted by: >>47795035

>>47794957
It's a little known fact that Hellhounds are actually from Hel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel,_Poland

>> No.47795035
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>>47795026
It's a little known fact that hellhounds are actually good girls

>> No.47795039

>>47794957
What would a hellhound really do anyway? Chew your soul?

>> No.47795053

>>47795039
Lick your face and not let you go.

>> No.47795061
Quoted by: >>47795068

Fun fact: I am extremely weak to hags but they don't know that.

>> No.47795063

>>47795039
Swallow it like a beagle inhales a slice of bologna. One bite, vacuum inhale, probably didn't even taste your soul .

>> No.47795068
Quoted by: >>47795084

>>47795061
Why do you think they don't know it?

>> No.47795084
Quoted by: >>47795099

>>47795068
I havent gotten hagged yet

>> No.47795089

>centaurs only sleep 30 minutes to 3 hours in a single day
>centaur wife watches over you as you sleep
>always comments that you look cute when you're sleeping

>> No.47795091
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I have captured an eros black beret. I have her tied up in my basement, and I'm going to force her to watch endless hours of haremshit anime that has zero romantic payoff.

>> No.47795099
Quoted by: >>47795108

>>47795084
Emphasis on "yet".

>> No.47795108
Quoted by: >>47795123

>>47795099
Anon, we both know hags are so desperate it takes less than 5 minutes

>> No.47795112
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Quoted by: >>47795138

>> No.47795115

Imagine locking a bunch of monsters in a movie theater and playing 10 hours of tragic endings, not the whole movies, just a compilation of endings with unrequited love and the like.

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>>47794532
I don't want a momster that's into femdom, I want a momster extremely skilled in the art of seduction and knows how to push my buttons correctly making me easily fall into incestual debauchery with her and several pregnancies

>> No.47795123
Quoted by: >>47795139

>>47795108
They need to get to your house first.

>> No.47795134

>>47795122
Monsters like this need belly grab and mating press until octuplets

>> No.47795135

>haghound

>> No.47795137
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>>47795135

>> No.47795138
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>>47795112
CHEEEEEEEN!

>> No.47795139
Quoted by: >>47795213

>>47795123
Easiest way to keep the hags out? Make your house handicap inaccessible. Yeah, you need to climb some stairs to get to my front door... but I took out the handrails! Yeah, there are seats in my house... but they're all short stools! And you'd better believe every door in my house has a proper round doorknob; no handles here!

>> No.47795144

>>47795137
Beat me to it.
>>47795135
Auntie Hellhounds is really cool and wants what's best for you.

>> No.47795145

>>47795122
Built for giving belly farts.

>> No.47795213

>>47795139
I think most of them can walk and have hands.

>> No.47795215

>>47795122
i would

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Quoted by: >>47795245

>>47795137
God I love auntsters

>> No.47795245
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>>47795224
Old ladies are for teasing

>> No.47795260

>>47795245
Would flirt with a Hellhound twice my age.

>> No.47795290
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>"You wouldn't call me cute if you saw my true form, human. Here, I'll show you."
>the dragon takes a step back and transforms
>"Well? Do you still want to marry me?"

>> No.47795313

>>47795290
cute AND strong!

>> No.47795337

my friend has made it his lifes work to suplex an ushi oni

>> No.47795361

>>47795337
I wish him the best of luck and look forward to his wedding.

>> No.47795366

>>47795337
NGL, I'd like to see someone try. I, of course, never would, because I am EXTREMELY weak to fluffy spider cows, and would never want to attack one.

>> No.47795384
Quoted by: >>47795400

>Shirohebi watching a ryu rain on a guy
>"Mistress, why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and somebody else will get one when I have a bad day."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

>> No.47795396

>>47795290
"OMG, you look so... so..."
>The dragon looks at you with disdain.
"SO COOL!"
>You start launching into a stream of questions faster than she can even process them.
>Can she breathe fire? How fast can she fly? How fast can she run? Does she polish her scales and claws? If so, how? Do dragons wear jewelry? If so, where and how? Are your horns ticklish? Do your scales have the same sensitivity as your skin?
>No way for her to respond to it all, she just keeps blushing harder and harder while not knowing what to say.
...
"Can I ride you?"
>".... B-b-b-baka!"
>"You can't just ask a dragon that!"
...
>"maybe"

>> No.47795400

>>47795384
>Meanwhile, Anon is having a fantastic day, hanging out in his home and drinking tea while watching a thunderstorm that just keeps getting bigger.

>> No.47795419

>>47795400
It's a comfy night when you're lying bundled up in bed while there's a thunderstorm outside.

>> No.47795423
Quoted by: >>47795466

>>47795400
thats probably not the target anon then

>> No.47795466
Quoted by: >>47795514

>>47795423
No, no, no, it's gonna be a meet cute and angry Ryu is going to show up at an ULTRA-COMFY Anon's house telling him off, only to realize she got the address wrong and she's just made some other guy really happy. She'll be defenseless against him asking her out for coffee.

>> No.47795472
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Romance young monster girls

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Dead hours? Best hours!

>> No.47795514

>>47795466
Ryu can't have a better husband than one who enjoys rain.

>> No.47795516

>>47795245
I love incest and I wish there were more monster stories with it
Specially with incestual pregnancy

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>>47795472
I'm sorry but I am in a strict diet of hags

>> No.47795564
Quoted by: >>47795569

>>47795472
those hips ain't young

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Quoted by: >>47795577

Boo.

>> No.47795569

>>47795564
True, they actually creak like an old house when she walks.

>> No.47795577

>>47795567
"Miss, are you OK? You look worried about something. Are you lost in the dark?"

>> No.47795588

I just want to sit down in the recliner and watch television, why do Monsters have to bother me during this?

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>>47795588
>"Cuddling isn't bothering! Cuddling is cuddling!"

>> No.47795593

>>47795588
They wan to make sure that you get interested into monster sports on TV and make it quite obvious that they are available to play with you

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>> No.47795635

>go to sleep in your bed alone at night
>wake up in the middle of the night and notice that a monster is in bed beside you all of a sudden
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll a single mamono, that's the one you wake up having next to you.
How do you react?

>> No.47795646

>>47795635
>fairy
>i wake up, notice nothing, and then go back to sleep

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>> No.47795664

>>47795635
>Pharaoh
What did I do to deserve this

>> No.47795671

>>47795635
>Weresheep
I guess I fall back to sleep, then, eh.

>> No.47795679

>>47795635
>unicorn
I'm fucking confused. How the hell did she get up the stairs? How did I not notice a 1000lb horse sneaking into my bed?

>> No.47795683
Quoted by: >>47795737

>>47795679
she had a friend teleport her into your bedroom

>> No.47795697
Quoted by: >>47795737

>>47795679
She a SNEAK HORSE. Or her unicorn magic detected a lonely virgin across space and time and she just teleported to you because MAMONO BULLSHIT.

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>>47795635
I don't even...

>i never thought i'd sleep side by side with an umbrella
>what about side by side with a tongue loli?
>that i could do

>> No.47795733

How do you guys deal with them not being real?

>> No.47795737
Quoted by: >>47795811

>>47795697
>>47795683
>peacefully sleeping in your bed
>suddenly woken by a bright flash of light
>something crashes down on your bed splintering the frame and launching you across the room
>"Hello husband!"

>> No.47795807

>>47795635
>Tritonia
!

>> No.47795811

>>47795737
Honestly, that's a great story to tell to all you cute unicorn children over the coming decades

>> No.47795826
Quoted by: >>47795923

>>47795635
>Matango
Genuine horror. I will not be mushroomed. I despise mushrooms. I despise fungus. Honestly, she's the one of a 5 girls I consider to be a truly bad end.

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Quoted by: >>47795852

You're not arachnophobic, are you?

>> No.47795852

>>47795844
No. Also you post that like every thread.

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Ded dragons.

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You have alerted the fox.

>> No.47795916

>>47795635
>Sea Bishop
Well, at least the wet bed isn't because of bladder problems.

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Thirsty?

>> No.47795923

>>47795826
It's all cuteness and games until she laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTs3CsSsKjs

>> No.47795936
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Succubus whose grandmother was a kejourou.

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>send me ur pines n tisteclis pic

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Quoted by: >>47795960

Grown men don't play with dolls.

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>>47795956
You're right. I play with pigs instead.

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>> No.47795976

I see it's spam shit off pixiv and twitter time

>> No.47795982

>Calling the Spanish mino who claimed you Mexican because she speaks Mexican (Spanish)

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>You new to this town?

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Quoted by: >>47796023

>> No.47796015

>>47795997
>Taillet

>> No.47796023

>>47796013
Now that's how you do snek tail!
Plenty enough to coiled up in and even get lost in.

>> No.47796034

>>47795997
Those white clothes are going to get dirtied up real fast if she's in a real wild west setting.

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Qipaos too OP. Demon Lord pls nerf

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I'm stumped on who to make the main character of a knightly quest adventure, which swordmistress would you vote to be the MC?
>honorable-to-a-fault low% interminable chip damage whiff-punish lizardman out of her league
>old salamander who's gotten too good at fighting, a tidal wave of passion held back
>living armor soon to discover there's more to life than getting the everloving hell beaten out of her invulnerable body
>defector dullahan much more about the romance, speeches, and rapier tricks than actual fighting
>questionably uplifted champion zweihander wurm on a hero's journey to learn what her 99 points into eros FAI are really good for
>Punished Kiki, Knight of the Onerous Vow, no man to clean for - one man to fight for
>[your girl here]

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Quoted by: >>47796235

>> No.47796103

>>47796081
>Fairy Knight--she is very smol and her steed is a squirrel.
>Her Anon would basically be gigantic and able to kinda do anything on her quest for her, but she's just too damn chivalrous to let him.

>> No.47796124
Quoted by: >>47796241

>>47796081
i think living armors could use some love

>> No.47796235
Quoted by: >>47796332

>>47796083
How deep and how greedily do I have to dig to find a balrog?

>> No.47796241

>>47796124
Agreed.

>> No.47796324
Quoted by: >>47796350

Why are monster girls smug?

>> No.47796332

>>47796235
maybe a little bit
they have a higher encounter rate at hot topic

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>>47796324
They know how cute they are.

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>>47796081
>>Punished Kiki, Knight of the Onerous Vow, no man to clean for - one man to fight for
This one

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