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But what about ARCH IMP?!

>>48055451
This, but arch imp instead.

Sniffing danuki breath?

No, give me imp ears to sniff as I cuddle her as the big spoon.

>when the single arch imp pestering you at the grocery store breaks character and asks you for lighter

>"fuckin' hell, man. I'm just tryna get some, ya know?"
>"i thought guys like you were all pervs."
>"i've been on your ass for the past half hour, and you ain't even giv'n me anything to work with here."
>"all my imp friends have husbands now."
>"you really gonna leave me hangin' like this, dude?"
>"fuck... ya got a light? I need a drag."

>>43863473
That's a lie. Everyone knows lolis go for the fat, ugly, bald guys.

>>43733405
The only response you'll get when complaining to monstergirls in HR about being sexually harrassed is being told to "put a ring on her".

>>43470279
Get charmed, idiot.

Imps are severely underrated.
>Cute and funny
>Sexually mischievous
>Looks up to you
>Thinks you're the bestest big bro ever!
>Thinks you're super duper coolsie woolsies!
>Wants to spend all day everyday having fun with you, her spectacularly awesome big bro

>>17686043
Just the way I like it.

>>16898565
>no pear-shaped Imp aggressively ravage the plump ass of

Imps are criminally underrated!

>>13962435
>Dire Arch Imp

>Long winded introduction on how the only way to see them is through summoning
>Long winded descriptions and techniques on the art of summoning
>Long winded summoning ceremony
>Long winded introduction to the Dire Arch Imp, telling her I'm the master here and would like to ask some questions about her culture
>Long winded rape, lasting several days, all on camera, and gets rave reviews from the people who stuck through the "boring" parts
>Long winded everything at the award ceremonies
>Win both Worst Introduction to a Porn Film and Best Porn Film
>Long winded description of story about how I met my kid's mother

How long has the arch imp been a thing?