/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Being a mailman in hellhound territory is hard work. You can’t outrun them let alone get your job done without getting your ass spanked and being catcalled a million times. At least they shove dollar bills in your pants as compensation. Can you believe they only do it because it’s “fun” and not because they see you as a threat?

>What makes me a good demowan?
>If I were a bad demowan, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ye, now would I?

>>42938495
At least he has an excuse of being tricked, I knowingly went where I shouldn't have been after sundown.

>>42834128
Sticky sweaty monsters enveloping me in their embrace is my only weakness.
>>42834142
Same, gazer isn't my cup of tea, but Hellhounds are the most beautiful creatures.

>>42761806
I prefer going dogging with a pack of hellhounds. Just going to their next in the middle of the night wearing nothing but peanut butter being licked and squeezed tightly by sweaty charcoal smelling vicious but loving dog women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBuub4Xe1mw

>>42637688
Her huge paws and claws can fondle your balls and not a single hair would be harmed.

>>42601589
Those chains must be uncomfortable, I must free this poor wan.

>>42569939
I had a conversation with this funny looking purple cat the other day and she said the whole tough girl act is just a facade. She told me that you can pretty much toy with them as much as you want, pull on their ears and call them stupid names and all that. Apparently the hotter their eye-flames get, the funnier they think your jokes are. I think I'm going to try it out!

Time for sin.