/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39861318
KC has been corrupted by his time spent in the Holst mines

>>39001868
>See a Satyros at a Hatter tea party
Should I be concerned?

>>37824916
Those tea party snacks have to go somewhere, after all

>>36231652
Games are more fun with friends anyway.

>>35998030
Drink some tea to calm my nerves and get my bearings, fortunately a very nice lady offered some.

>>30370168
You forgot the mad hatter.

>>29845958
I prefer tea that turns me into a shota.

>>23250494
Quite right my dear!

>>23213660
Isn't it just so Wonderful~!

>>23123153
Spectacular! They are some exotic and devoted girls, so I think they work wonderfully together!

Even though I prefer the 1 to 1 setting when imagining life with my Dear Hatter Wife, I can't resist the allure of spending long, scenic car rides with her! It leads to some of the best conversations! What would your wife talk about with you on a long car ride, anons?

>Wake up Valentine's day morning
>But... this isn't my bed!
>I'm in a lavish white marble accented room, in a bed fit for a queen, while two friendly looking Trumpart guards stand at attention near the door
>"Where am I?" I inquisitate.
>"Not to worry, sirrah!" The left one bleats out.
>"Put'cha clothes on, sirrah!" The right one echoes.
>"Waitin' downstairs for ya, sirrah!" Goes the left
>"Just gettin' started, sirrah!" Says the right.
>See a dapper outfit not unlike my usual one, but now accented pink, strewn by the bedside
>In haste, squeeze into it, thank the guards with a nod, and burst out of the room's doors
>Its a singular tower connected to a massive spacious white and red castle, a grand double spiraling staircase leading down into the well-kept courtyard...
>"You Who! That is, who you are! Dear Husband, come join us! The day is at an end of its start already!"
>The voice of my Dear Hatter Wife calls up from a massive sprawling table, stretching nearly the whole length of the courtyard, filled to the brim with foodstuffs and refreshments as a mass of friends and familiar faces from far flung findings smile and mingle with their own wives, whether they are wonderland natives, desert travelers, chaos carousers, Winterstown warmhearts, or wherever you all come from
>At the second seat of the table sits my Dear Hatter Wife, looking especially ravishing in a pink and white lewd inverse suit- that is, clothing in the spaces where the gaps of a regular suit would be, and gaps everywhere else, her best bits casually on nigh-full display
>At the head of the table is none other than the Queen of Hearts herself, sipping tea and looking surprisingly less pouty than her usual self
>With a beaming smile, I slide down the staircase and join the commotion, making sure to say hello to everyone on the way to the embrace of my Dear Wife, a fantastic start to a day of love and lewd celebration!

Happy Valentine's Day friends!!!

>You will never wake up in a Hatter's bed after a tea party.
>She brings in tea for both of you in her nightwear, with messy bed hair.
>Exclaims how much of a beast you were in bed last night, can't wait to tell the others at her next tea party.

Good morning thread.

How well can you please your waifu(s), anons? Can you do just whats right to make her moan and lean against you, making her hips move on their own, without even whipping your dick out?

>>21231910
She'd certainly not let you go cold!
>>21231912
>"Dear, the soup is simply fantastic! But I'm not feeling any changes in my body other than the feeling of great soup!"
>"Heavens, Dear Husband, not everything must be solved with enlargement! Now scooch scooch! Make room in the bed, I've your temperature to take!"
>Proceeds to heavily make out with me with full tongue
I love my dear wife!!!

>>21166346
When well tended, they grow very large indeed!
Just need to make sure they have a good foundation to grow on, and are kept moist as much as possible!

The morning after with Hatter-san! You sure gave her downstairs a good thrashing after that tea party!

>>21119381
>ouse
I can't quite decipher what that word was meant to mean, but rest assured my dear wife would be more than hospitable to all who would want to visit!
I swear I had read somewhere that that's how Mad Hatter clothes work. If not in the profile or extra materials, then in a Q&A KC gave at one point about her clothing. But either way, I'm sticking with it!
>>21119396
Nonsense! You simply need to pay some sense! And if you have none left, you've already paid!
>>21119485
Nope! Just a Mad Hatter. Not to be confused with a sane hatter. Those aren't much worth mentioning, I wager.

>>20958193
Delightful speech, delightful body!
This Dear Hatter Wife is a verified hottie!
What other sweet cuties come to Wonderland parties?

I wanna fall in love with a mad hatter and leave wonderland with her!

We’ll move into a big odd colored and misshapen house with lawn flamingoes and garden gnomes!

We’ll drive the local hoa mad!

When she gets home from the supermarket she can tell me about all the odd looks she got from locals for no reason!

“anon all I did was test out the vegetables before buying, for some reason the head of produce got all uppity about it”

>>20666592
Admittedly it does get really frustrating when you get people coming in clearly not having read the setting and then making assumptions
But I agree that the level of obnoxious 'your taste is shit' stuff is way too high

>>20326540
The uncivilized are oft the unintelligent, it's true!

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