/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The foxes shall RISE AGAIN

that's a warhammer

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I think soviet tanks are ugly

>ancient evil meets up with one of her "reformed" friends
>laughs in the face of the chubby, impotent fall from grace
>makes jabs about how she used to be a city destroyer and is now nothing more than a desert destroyer
>her reformed friend simply starts gushing about how nice it is and how her hubby is so great
>the ancient evil goes to make a joke about her saying hubby but stops partway as the weight of her existence crushes her and she blankfaces
>her reformed friend just leaves with a smug grin as the ancient evil is stuck there trying to process why she's been doing this since the transformation happened.

>>44010807
I personally like the aesthetics of the T-90.

>>44010822
It's the best of the worst

We need more modern ghosts for a more modern time

>>44010817
Ancient evils suddenly struck by the crushing weight of their loneliness!

Borgar

>>44010897
Always have a decoy burger for wans are predatory animals, it may just save your meal and pelvis, at least until you are both finished eating.

How

Now

BROWN

Cow?!

>>44010807
>>44010822
>>44010839
I bet Military Gremlins be laughing and giggling that the T-14 Armata's engine block is literally some old antiquated and outdated WW2-era hardware. Literally the engines of WW2 German Panther tanks, if I remember correctly.

>>44010922
German engineering is just that good

>>44010922
I don't mean to be annoying or to bring that stuff here, but Lazerpig is a retard who provides no clear sources for his videos, the T-14 Armata is trash and he's right about some things but most are a complete exaggeration and the video is plagiarism of some relatively obscure blog that I can't remember.

You'd let her in, right?

>>44010763
>"I feel attacked... Summon the Elector Counts!"

>>44010963
I want a dignified griffon lady in plate armor gf...

>>44010941
>I don't mean to be annoying
>proceeds to be annoying

>>44010980
But I didn't mean it

>warhammershit OP
Is somebody making a real thread?

>>44010996
We're not splintering off four different threads.

>>44010996
Best not try start another "thread drama". Already 20+ posts, try again next thread.

>>44010945
That don't look like no fairy to me, boss.

>>44010996
Done. But don't come crying to me when it falls off the catalog.

>>44011033
You idiot. Accept and swallow the fact that this thread already has more than 20 posts and use this instead till it ends AND THEN make a new thread when bump limit is reached.

You're just now spamming as someone's probably upset their thread got bumped off because of you.

How will you avoid petrification when making eye contact with a Gorgon?

Just came from the other thread thanks an anon linking it, how the hell did we already get drama? Bro this is tiresome, It hasn't even reached a hundred yet.

>>44010996
Your assblasted buttmaddery only ensures this will happen again

>>44011076
>>44011076
>"Baby, I'm already rock hard."

>>44011078
There's a couple hairtrigger faggots who lose their fucking minds if they see something that triggers them. Sweet, sweet trollbait

>>44011078
like i said, there is just one shitter that screams "WARHAMMER WARHAMMER WAHHHH!!!" any time he sees something even remotely militaristic.
and since we have something militaristic in the op, what do you think will happen?

>>44011094
The girl is a character from Warhammer, specifically the model for Total War: Warhammer III, he's still an annoying cunt though

>>44010945
I'd let myself into her lmao. And her into my heart

>>44011094
I don't have any association like that with that picture It just looks like a girl in front of a tank, half the time I don't even look at the OP desu
>>44011089
This place does seem a lot more sensitive than most others, guess can't blame them after all the shit that happened in the last year

>>44011110
ok see thats a different story, BUT this faggot is able to call out anything warhammer, and based on that image its a recent thing.
anything you want to tell us, warhammer obsessed anon?

>>44010945
What the hell got her beat up so badly

>>44011110
They know more about shit I post than I do

I'll post what I think is innocuous only to have them shriek about the artist's other work or how it's from something with gross shit in it that I'm completely unaware of and isn't present in the picture itself

It's not like complaining about giantess or futa, it's throwing a massive fit over objectionable shit that isn't in the fucking picture itself like these people can't fucking compartmentalize

It's so exhausting

Okay to hopefully help steer the discussion away from drama. Let me reply and elaborate these:

>>44010265
>>44010284
>>44010371
It'd be neat to have an knight order of well, The Order. That is literally Saint Lazarus Knights, leprosy-ridden smallfolk who're soldiers and warriors or even recently leprosy infected knights willing to carry on their fighting and duties despite their disease. Would not be out of place depending on the lesser developed and shitty region they may have come from or are operating in.

Also a King Baldwin IV type of figure/leader of The Order. But in the end of the day, they all receive a happier ending thanks to a group of unicorns and Greila Medical Sabbath deciding to cure their leprosy. And the Saint Lazarus Knights and not!Baldwin IV switch sides to the monstergirls thanks to them curing their disease and realizing they're not evil at all.

>>OP
How much suffering is it for a man to be sandwiched between a horny woman and a lusty monster?

>>44011149
I think you could make something out of this with a Leprosy knight and a zombie, they'd have some things in common

>>44011134
Could have been anything. Order, stronger monsters, or generally getting in fights. What's important is someone heals her wounds. Also getting that moth some lamps.

>>44011183
much suffering

>>44011117
It's far from the first time that picture has been posted. I don't even think it's the first time somebody has tried to use it as the OP.

How do I resist the urge to flip my boss’s skirt and bend her over the salad bar at the company party?

How do maid monster girls like kikis and shogs feel about canned food or fast food?

>>44011149
Didn’t Baldwin IV fight middle easterners it would be funny if he ended up with a medical genie as his wife.

>>44011211
She's been egging you on for months. Do it. Get that promotion. Climb the corporate ladder by climbing into her panties.

>>44011220
They'd probably feel offended that you would rather pick that over their home cooked meals

>>44011220
>canned food
Perfectly acceptable means of preserving food. Both wouldn't have a problem with it, and I'd imagine kiki makes you lots of canned corn.
>fast food
You better hope they don't find the McDaphs ketchup packets at the bottom of your car.

>>44011220
>>44011236
Not a problem for me. I order my foods and meals from Hello Fresh. A kikimora meido would definitely not be mad at me since Hello Fresh meals are professionally made and crafted gourmet meal packs prepped by professional chefs. And I further heat and cook the meal pack deliveries which make it home cooked.

Not a sponsor, but I'm telling you. No kikimora can deny the excellent quality and service of Hello Fresh.

Going to start writing the first of ? requests I got over the last week. Thank you for the responses btw.
Wish me luck anons.

>Demon gives anon a normal pen to sign her contract
>Anon, instead, uses his own blood with a quill pen.
>In cursive.

Is this (You)? Hag lovers?

>>44011261
Okay, but now tell me about the wonders of YetiVPN and how it hides my activity on the web like a Yeti enveloping her husband with a big hug.

>>44011342
Breasts nowhere near big enough

>>44011342
Almost

>>44011342
something more like this, hopefully

I'm sure there's nothing wrong with my partner wearing this so called "cursed" Nature Armor. It just as magic leaves growing on the plates but nothing's happening to her body. Must just be magic properties... Right?

>>44011466
That cool and all. Sadly miss future-dryad/spriggan is going to have a 75% weakness against flames. How can mamono Mana fix that?

>>44011429
>ask cyclops to teach you smithing
>use your training to make her a ring
>it's wonky and too small for any finger but her pinky, but she doesn't care

>Go to meido academy
>Approach first kikimora seen
>Say nothing
>Play with her doggo ears
>Say nothing
>Leave

Sleepy mouse

>>44011592
Gonna lick the inside of her mouth.

>>44011342
>ELF'D
Feels good man

>check AO3
>It's either subhuman femdom story or edgy scribbles
Tiresome...

>>44011726
But I like femdom...

>>44011732
Good for you, bad for me.

>>44011739
Be the change you want to see in the world. Write something yourself!

>>44011753
I tried didn't end up well.

>>44011739
I was reading abyssal stuff awhile back but they’re probably not your thing and are looking for normal stuff.

>>44010945
Why is she so beat up?

>>44011726
>Find hellhound story with good premise
>It's futa
At least it's not ntr, but come on.

>>44011815
She tried to fight a dormouse and lost hard.

>>44011815
People thought she was going to eat them so they persecuted her and now she looks like that. Will you heal her with your seed and make Miss Manticore to her ideal self again.

>>44011820
>losing to a dormouse
She gets to be my lapbatcat, I'll make her a warm hut made of cardboard boxes and soft blankets and put it in the corner of my room so she can curl up and sleep comfotably

>>44011834
No, she wants to play the big bad monster role to scare people. She got what she fucking deserves

>>44011818
I feel those people that make those don’t care for monster girls at all and feel like joke post stories instead than anything to do with monster girls.

>>44010945
Naturally, it's too late for dinner but I'd make her a snack at least and a warm drink to settle her before giving her the choice of the couch or the futon

>>44011834
>People thought she was going to eat them
Not gonna lie, manticores would be infinitely better if they did actually eat people, like in a playful endosoma way. Then they honestly call themselves maneaters.

>>44011865
Kill yourself

>>44011865
I mean you could probably do that with any monster if you want, but keep that stuff to the bedroom. Anons don’t want to hear it, it’s too much information.

Who gave that sandworm a computer?

>>44011896
She bought it, of course. Why are you saying she "ate" someone with a laptop?

Caturday?

>>44011987
It's Friday though

>>44011989
If he’s from the East it’s already Saturday over there if I remember correctly.

>>44011989
Ah.

>>44012003
Well, who cares what day it is anyway? Drink up!

>>44012044
Insecticide incoming

>>44012058
Actually, Ethanol (booze, moonshine, the good stuff) is an effective insecticide

Is saturday is caturday, is friday something special?

>>44012154
Freya's Day

>>44012154
It's god day, the real one not the chief goddess, and too an extent church day

>>44012154
Futa friday

>>44012241
Furry friday

Mick is muslim?

>>OP
Warhammer is my favorite otaku culture property.

>>44012245
>>44012241
Silence the both of you it’s Foxy Friday, that you should be marrying foxes under the almighty’s law. That the supreme creator of all things wants you to have children with foxes especially if they’re older foxes.

care to explain what you where doing with several kilos of moth dust anon?

>>44012300
Selling it, I also have a some shrooms from wonderland and a few SMG. You want some?

>>44012291
No, it's fairy friday

how do I stop cheshire from telefragging me?

>>44012328
Ragging mushrooms

>>44012328
Noclip

>>44012300
Throwing the sickest rave, and I've still got a handful left! Officer Schedulewan was not happy with the images on her social media feed the next day.

>>44012287
I still can't grasp why /tg/ refugees are still here and still refuse to integrate, someone even spotted that WHF tripfag few days ago repeating the exact same post he used to make on his home board.

>>44012328
Drink the abyssal potion and become a being beyond mortal comprehension and pound that Cheshire’s ass into oblivion.

>>44012300
It just falls all over the place it comes from Moths it's like dandruff you've got to believe me

>>44012359
I assume it was someone pretending, possibly the mick. Did he have the same tripcode?

>>44012359
I still will never understand why people combine WHF with MGE shit doesn’t make any sense. A better crossover with MGE would be Scooby Doo you got the official lore to support it too.

>>44012416
He always saved the tripcode for his home board, and mick is too stupid for this kind of trick.
>>44012442
Watch your Kobold's calorie intake and don't let her emulate cartoon characters she sees on TV.

>>44012442
>Scooby Doo
Wait, what? How would that even cross over? Is Scoob a kobold or something? What about Fred, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne?
Is every episode gonna be about a vampire or wight posing as a monster on a regular plot of land to buy it on the cheap for their weird mansion?

>>44012484
There was that one spin off movie where Shaggy becomes a teacher in a school with monster girls.

>>OP
>OP pic is a vampire with a tank

Oh this makes me want to think there are loud mouth bratty vampires (or even dhampirs) who brag and boast how powerful and mighty they are. Because their auntie from not!Russia privately owns main Battle tank. They brag about it so much said bratty vamps (and related dhamps) are dangerously close to committing Stolen Valor simply because again, their auntie so happens to own a main Battle tank and works a job in a company that also so happens to have a military contract.

>>44012484
Scooby would be from the fairy kingdom, that Scooby would just be Scooby. Not a Kobold not a cu sith just regular old Scooby.

>>44012480
Give him some credit, he may be irish but even an irishman can figure out that he might get angry responses by copying and pasting something that got angry responses in the past.

>>44012416
It would be an extremely elaborate scheme, too many random things check out when you start cross-referencing posts with /tg/ archives.
He also used to obsessively repeat his unwanted prompts in the past even before mick found this board, like he'd post the same question about condoms with off-topic image over and over again few years ago, so repeating the same posts over the years wouldn't be new for him.

>>44012504
>"I blow up those tanks with C4+quad in BF4. Watch me do it in real life, the vampire won't see it coming"
>Cut to a lich trying to found all anon's bits to revive him and the vampire crying in the background
>She never saw gore before, she's only mimic war with her miniatures until now

Could someone explain to me what's up with Kenkou Cross exactly? Last I heard, he got scammed by his translator. Could somebody elaborate?

>>44012555
That's very old news from early times of the game project, supposedly now he found new people to help with the game, but it's been many months since he last said/shown something

>>44012484
Velma would either be a Tengu or a Haku, Daphne would be either a Hinezumi or a Jinko do to that martial arts episode. Fred would be a Paladin obsessed with how alps work, then finally for Shaggy he would probably be a regular incubus who is like his regular cartoon self and like I said Scooby would just be a Great Dane from the Fairy Kingdom.

>>44012442
>why people combine WHF with MGE
There were good faith people who wanted that crossover simply to see the Empire of Man being Griffon simps with Karl Franz having a Griffon-waifu. Green skinned Tomboy orc girls in WAAAAGGGHHs to nab home husbands, beastmen (now beastwomen) under the guidance and authority of the Ropu Ropu beast Sabbath. Vampire Counts being the chuuni undead faction, Chaos replaced with cutesy sexy anime demon girls, kuudere Aztec/Maya Lizardwomen led by big cute chub magical frog girls. (Though when I did browse their turf during that time, they conceptualized that WHF Lizard in MGE be a mix of Lizardwomen and Amazons riding dinosaurs to battle).

And the Asur (High Elves) being the tsundere purists who claim they'll never fall to mamono mana and their men not being coomers to succ pussy. But they have dragon girls on their side because; Caledor, and the Druuchi (Dark Elves) being their hentai counterparts and they also ride velociraptors as mounts and have Malefs on their side too. And I'm sure this was said over and over again. But.

Lescatie = Bretonnia

Bicorn strat is op
>Take bicorn concubine
>Strat seducing rival monster kingdom’s single queens
>Create the largest empire by marrying into rulership
>Just blob your way into taking over the entire world

>>44012615
Cuck

>>44012615
Technically the bicorn is the one taking over the world. You'll be too busy being passed between rulers to do any ruling yourself.

With my full agility build I will go through hagville without being caught

>>44012649
Better to have the title of Emperor of Earth and breed many queens, princesses, duchesses, and empresses than to actually have the responsibility of ruling the entire planet. You get all the benefits with very few of the negative consequences.

It's Yuuka day, let's give a round of applause to the scariest monster girl out there, Yuuka Kazami!

>>44012811
>jabberwock
GARGANTUAN, OBESE, VORE BEAST!

>>44012667
But why even go there in the first place?

>>44012904
To steal the treasure they keep in the hagdepths

>>44012904
'tis a silly place

>>44012904
There's a shortcut there to the undead Sabbath HQ.

>>44012667
imma go in and steel my bride from there

>>44012442
Volent thing crushes thing I dont like/ is justified in their cruelty as their victums are in their eyes, worse
there you go its like those old newgrounds flash vids of goku blowing MLP or sonic acid pissing on mario or some shit

>>44012959
The WHF shit isn't even violent most of the time, it's just boring and pointless because they use monster girls the same way as regular fantasy beast kin. It's why their posts are so easy to spot, always the distinct lack of focus on monster girls and trying to make Order anything more than comically incompetent corruption/rape correction bait when it's not about warhammer.

>>44013195
But that's not boring or pointless compared to the standard "human woman, but I call her something else."

>>44012847
but enough about her positives

so which thread should i go for then?

>>44013347
/mggg/ tends to be a lot more varied and healthy.

>>44013351
no, sounds gey, i meant which of these two?

>>44013351
>/mggg/
lol
lmao even

>>44013359
the other one won't catch on because the idiot used arktroons pic when sperging about OP image

>>44013347
>>44013359
Both suck, just wait for them to expire.

so post in both
then
imma ask for homosexual poster of whf or wh40k to fuck off
also wurms.....why are they so cute

>>44013400
We've seen the Wurmdam. But can it defeat the Wurmideon?

>>OP
So it appears the vampires have not gotten themselves into the world of economics and politics. But even in the military industrial complex and arms industries aswell.

>>44013408
but thats unprecedented and both would job to wurmazilla

What's the best way to get a third arm to headpat three kamaitachis at once?

>>44013359
Oh, I guess a gatekeeper had a fit and made a second thread a full 40 minutes later.

>>44013427
Pet two on the sides and kiss the middle one on the forehead.

>>44013426
What about... Biollante?

>>44013465
a plant needs it root, wurmzilla digs alot.....

which monster would dress like if she was the 80s?

>>44013438
Ironic because the other thread is gacha bullshit.

>>44013465
Nature is annoyed that men just don't wander into the greenery of the deep wood anymore.
It is time for them to take more....proactive actions.

>>44013508
The Neon Demon

>>44013508
>ancient evil watched too much Miami Vice while she was imprisoned
>now she wants you to grow a mustache and wear only Hawaiian print shirts

>>44013400
>anon has a gremlin wife and a wurm wife
>gremlin keeps building giant robots to fight wurm
>it's all in good fun, but the backyard is starting to look like a nuclear test site

>>44013530
good for her
I already have a stash, a porn stache to be exact

>>44013530
I have the chest hair to pull that look off, I'd be happy to

>>44012811
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40250424

if devils are supposed to be bad then why are they so nice to me?

>>44013592
You're bad too and they like it.

>go to the doctor for serious condition causing me lots of pain down below
>somehow gave myself testicular torsion from intense fapping
>go into the office and get greeted by Doctor Demon and explain my problem
>she says it's no worries and starts unbuckling my pants immediately
>don't know what the fuck she's doing but just sit quiet as she gets to 'work' or whatever
>she pulls out a special Demonic lipstick infused with pure mana and plants a big kiss on my balls
>hurts like hell for a minute, and then suddenly doesn't
>testicular torsion is somehow.... gone just like that, Doctor Demon ecstatically tells me my balls work again
Woah, they weren't kidding when they said monster physicians and their literal magic were much better than getting surgery from human doctors.
I just wonder how the bill is going to look, magic treatment probably costs a lot more than normal surgery...

>>44013530
>tfw ywn be to able go on cyberpunk adventures as a hard boiled Miami detective with your demon partner on your neon cyber cycle in mgc
Sad

>>44013592
>devils are supposed to be bad
Huh? They just like messing with humans. Sometimes they overwhelm humans with kindness, to watch their reactions.

>>44013618
The cost is mostly likely your first born

>>44013528
Y is she neon?

>>44013508
Thunderbird.

>>44013659
It's a polite way of calling her a noble gasbag.

>>44013618
You got torsion from wanking it? Seems sus to me anon, that shouldn't really be feasible. Are you sure Doctor Demon didn't plan for this all to happen herself since the cost will be covered by you marrying her? Heck, the moment she kissed you she became your wife anyway.

>>44013686
Well that’s mean, she’s just bright neon pink

Look, all I want is to be hunted innawoods by stupid sexy elves in ways that would make me WISH it were a skinwalker, only to be finally surrounded by these tall amazonian figures emerging our from under the gloom and healed from my traumatic experience in a giant cuddlefuck pile of elf flesh.

I want to be kidnapped from civilized society to remain a caretaker of their forest lodges, where I hone their weapons, warm their beds, massage their aches away and lick their abs clean of sweat, Is that too much to ask?

>>OP

>>44013757
You really need to be careful with those woodland elves.
Some of them have embraced druidism meaning that some of the beast monster girls have allied themselves with said elves.
You could be finding yourself being herded by those elves towards the den of a grizzly they are allied with.

>>44013701
You really think a Demon would do that? Rig the game from the start so an innocent human man has no choice but to marry her in the end?

>>44013823
For some reason I find it hard to believe these elves would guide me to non elves. I have a dreadful apprehension that my fate is to be a plaything for mischievous elves and there's little that can be done about it.

Though, your concerns are warranted, I've heard that some have strayed so deep into druidic ways they're able to transform into elf-beastgirl hybrids at will. The abject dread of being bearhugged by a statuesque elven woman who's partially transformed herself into a Grizzly girls is something I can scarce describe

I want to sex with my Kiki wet nurse but she rebukes me and tells me to go for a girl my age

>>44013905
Tell her you don't like girls your age and there are none like her.

>>44013905
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_nurse
You must be over 18 to post here

>>44013860
Anon please.
Those beast girls can do things they can't and a grizzly would be more than willing to pin you down if they've already assisted her in getting a husband.
Its all about give and take.

But yes, some of those druidic elves would take on aspects of other monster, animalistic monster girls in their hunt for you be it something that flies, swims, or runs.

I need a gimmick for a malef for my next ao3 story.

>>44013860
That's only half of it. Imagine a friendly little sparrow lands on your shoulder and then boom, it transforms into an elf and suddenly you're pinned under her ass.

>>44013934
Hey, she told me it’s perfectly normal to still nurse when your 23

>>44013965
She's not a dom mesugaki loli

>>44013941
The idea that I'd ever find myself in a situation where I'm being hunted down by lithe elven spectres of the woods, some of which are able to partially transform into hulking beargirls and sleek pantherine catgirls who want nothing more but to drain my balls repeatedly for the rest of eternity and then cuddle me to refill them fills me with abject horror.

>>44013971
I am literally shaking right now

>>44013965
Just don't make her about femdom.

>>44014024
Anon, just fuck off

>>44013979
You're either a real retard who need constant assistance or already married to her

>>44014030
I have the right express my opinion since for once someone ask for it.

>>44014045
Don’t care, I’m tired of seeing this fuckingnshit, >come to mostly femdon thread
>complain like the woman you wish to dom when you find femdon

>>44014009
Too many people are used to high elves, wood elves are where its at.

>>44014059
It's probably just shitposting for (You)s

>>44014059
I'm not a woman

>>44014084
You sure like one, wanna be mine, faggot

>>44014106
Fuck off, I just want to see a different story for once. Fine I will shut the fuck up, gday

>>44014125
Get back to the kitchen like you should be

Now, why shouldn’t mess with the dark priests sermon

>>44013965
She's envious of a gentle married monster and asks her how she got her man, then misinterprets the advice she gets from her.

>>44013965
Anon keeps interrupting her royal court and nuzzling her boobs because he needs constant attention.

>big christmas party is being thrown at local Vampire Castle of Darkness and the moniker of it is that the whole town is invited
>the whole town, including me, a hobo in fingerless gloves, beanie and trench coat that's been patched up in a few places
>stroll on up in there with my nose so bright and red and make my way over to the food tables and help myself to some nice champagne and shrimp cocktail
>suddenly hear a scream from behind that stops the whole party
>"EW! AN IMPOVERISHED EXISTENCE!"
>wight attendee is pointing at me like I'm some kind of demon from hell
>demon attendee also pointing at me like I'm some kind of demon from super hell
>vampire mistress has her hellhounds chase me out of the castle and back into the park where I sleep that night in the rain on a bench covered in newspapers
Fuckin rich people, I should go waltz into more of their parties just to spite them for looking down on me. They ought to get ready cause I'll be at the new year's party next!

>>44014225
This does not happen, they would try to help you

>>44014084
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_filename=1681962523657314.gif
>the faggot blogposting about 3dpd and writing shitty suicide greens also whines about femdom
fucking figures

>>44014225
Find a waifu that agrees with you, and join the klepto club. Snooty undead deserve it.

>>44014059
>mostly femdon thread
That guy whines too much, but shut up fag

>>44014254
I use this gif too, I should change the file name

>>44014240
Did too happen, in fact they threw me and my Devil Bug wife out of the Halloween party too when they figured out we weren't just dressing up as the hobos we are.

>>44014254
>LE FILNAME
>Continuing to be angry
Anon, it isn't worth it.

Is that you, Frenchie? Are you drunk again? You need to meet a nice Satyros to be your wife/handler.

>>44014290
>LE FILNAME
Go back

>>44014225
Don't list to this retard >>44014240. If you have nothing to lose you can troll those rich cunt by burning their houses, factories, schools, clinics, cars... Just start fires, anon

>>44014307
Hope she can keep him calm when she calls Chilean wines superior.

>>44014322
>Just start fires, anon
Hello, Based Department?
It's for (You)

>Hag wizard strikes again
>Turned two shortstack monsters into tall thick hags
>Is there anyone out there who can put an end to his madness

>>44014307
Me what? I'm brushing my cat right now. I'm not a vermin and kot post from time to time. I will put a beer in the fridge since you made me think about it, we're the 14 July after all.

>>44014289
Bullshit, you just wanna make reasons to hate monsters
>>44014322
>start a fire
I sense negro in you

>>44014396
You keep an eye on that cat anon

>>44014467
Goat goes….

>>44014472
>Armed cobbery

>>44014467
>Can't see the outline of her nipples despite her extremely tight shirt

WhIch kemono friend would you say is the hottest

>>44014546
Moose

>>44013856
It's silly to think a demon would do that

>>44014554
>Monster hunter grounds.
>They're just wide swathes of wild lands where a man can try and capture a monster girl in a wilderness trip.
>Also a dating service for monster girls that want a 'traditional dating experience'

>>44014546
The abandoned one

>>44014581
Who is?

>>44014585
Read up on history of Thylacine. Basically a species went extinct because the last specimen died of neglect in some shitty zoo where it was forgotten.

>>44014336
To be fair it's possible. We have
some of the best wines but the french wine = best wine ever is a meme build to sell more bottles. My preferred alcohols are the ones homemade by my family anyway. I like satyros even if they're not my favorite mamonos and drinking with one would be great
>>44014581
Post the next panels, fast.

>>44014554
Aren't moose retard and violent?

>>44014609
>moose comes to the side of the road
>sees a car
>starts crossing
>car slows down
>moose stops
>car speeds up
>moose speeds up too
Yeah they're retarded

>>44014556
Of course. Demons only ever have your best interest at heart

>>44014620
Do they taste great at least?

>>44014648
she got yogurt spilled everywhere

>>44014598
I was almost tempted to post the wh40k version instead, but this thread already reeks of /tg/ faggotry

>>44014609
They're not that violent, but they are pretty dumb.

>>44014678
Thanks (the other version isn't bad if I remember well but yeah better that way)

>>44014650
One assumes so.

can monstergirls can stop raping me...for atleast 5 minutes?

>>44014756
Yes, eat raging mushrooms

>>44014756
You can stop the rape at any time. All you have to do is consent.

I want to find a monster who got chased off and hurt by humans that saw that her as nothing more than a beast and bring her into my home and help her recover. I want to break through the shell that makes her wary and suspicious of humans by showing her kindness and love she's never known before.

>>44014756
Should have not gotten spotted by the p'orc raiding party if you didn't want to be chain raped loser.

>>44014844
Based

>>44014844
Domesticating wild beasts is our species trait

>>44014931
We all have this passive ability?

>>44014844
>"Don't be ridiculous. Humans and monsters will never coexist, it's impossible."

>No Pharaoh/Apophis double Titfuck where it’s clear the Apophis is teaching the newly corrupted, but still flustered, Pharaoh the best thing ways to milk you dry.
>You’ll never see her blush as you cum all over her gigantic brown tits.
>you’ll never see the Apophis’ smug front as she licks your cum off her enormous grape tits

I'm going to ask the Hakutaku librarian to sit on my face just to see how the old cow will react.

>>44014931

>>44014931
>Give a casual, friendly greeting to a beast MG
>Runs away in fear, yelling about how she won't let herself be domesticated

>>44015128
She looks like a real slut for horn polishing.

You wouldn't take advantage of your own boss after she falls asleep drunk once the party at her house is over and only you're left, would you anon?

>>44015433
Of course not. I need this job because the nuki landlord is cranking up rent. I aim to be the model employee because I can’t afford otherwise. I don’t even like parties!

>>44015433
>stand above her and think of what to do
>suddenly her legs wrap around you, take off your pants and push you to insert into her in one move
>all while she's still asleep
Never underestimate fox breeding instincts

>>44015433
That mark under her left eye tells me she's not as asleep as it seems

>>44015433
Put that bra back on right now!

>>44014059
kys

I want cute heroine to drag me out of my neetcave for a date.

I want a cute heroine to drag me out of my neetcave for a date.

>Anon just wanted to stay locked up in his tower, unraveling the mysteries of the arcane
>Unfortunately, he grew up next to a family of salamanders

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44015724
that sounds awful

Friendly reminder that foxes and all their subspecies and succubi and all their subspecies are not worth sniffing the breath of.
Their breaths should be avoided at all costs.

Rodents, raccoons, cows, and centaurs and their subspecies are preferred for breath sniffing. Worms too. And reptiles.

>>OP

>danuki giving your face a tongue bath

>>44014581
>illiterate wife
I wouldn't mind an illiterate wife. As long as she genuinely loves me, that's all that counts. Plus, it'd be fun to teach her to read and write.

>>44015724
Sounds terrible and awkward. I want to go home to play games.

>>44015909
Did she get a cramp during her exercise?

>>44015909
I have a mighty urge to breed my foxwife, my nonexistent foxwife...

>>44015931
I like the foreign language idea.

>>44015943
No, she’s checking for spare change under the couch

I am intrigued by the idea of a teenage wight sugar mommy.
Sugar sister?

>>44015724
that sounds wonderful

>>44015980
I often think about having a Spanish minotaur wife who speaks English like an idiot, practically caveman level, but has the most elegant and beautiful Spanish accent in her native tongue. Having no idea what she said to me when she captured me during the Running of the Minos, but aroused by her speech nonetheless.

>>44015993
wouldnt that just be a simp

>language barriers

>>44016014
I was thinking her being more the smug and spoiled type.

>>OP

>>44016013
>running from the minos
>tackled by strong, tall, tanned mino
>She's hot, sweaty and panting heavily
>saying something in Spanish between her breaths as settles down
>her sweat dripping down onto my face as she towers over me
>comes in close for a deep kiss
>a few moments pass as we share our first kiss
>she breaks the kiss
>whispers some words in my ear that I still don't understand but damn do they sound lewd
>rips my pants off and lewds me.

>>44016057
Giving beastgirls orgasmic scritches and brushings

>>44016021
>clumsy when trying to speak your language
>extremely smooth and flirty when speaking her native language

>>44016057
The thought of bullying monster bits flips my switch. Ears especially. I don't care about the consequences (they might even excite me). I want to meticulously tease every inch of those sensitive ears to find out what gives the best response.

>>44016057
>>44016087
Is this rape?

>>44016098
It's a monstergirls second favorite kind of rape.

>>44016098
Yes. Harass single monsters by touching their ears, tails, wings, and horns.

>>44016098
Absent consent, it would definitely count as assault at the minimum. What is your wife's safeword for when you tease her ears?

How do you think monsters view other types of monsters? Do you think they're all united under "let's take over humanity" or do disagreements between factions/gangs occur? I do think it's funny if gangs like "the pack" full of wans terrorized the neighborhood but I don't know if they'd split each other up based on type/ideology.

>>44016108
What would you even touch on a Pharoah? Are those red scar line things sensitive?

>>44016108
FLIP THE SCRIPT
SINGLE MONSTERGIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED

ASSUME THE POSITION

>>44016136
I'd imagine they're possibly magical tattoos that allow them to cast spells based on their bloodline. Sort of like a family crest that gives them power.

>>44016140
Getting a strong urge to tie her hands behind her back. Maybe bind her legs, too. Make her beg for it first.
Yep, my switch has definitely been flipped.

>>44016114
"I'm leaving you"

>>44016155
Actually, they are scars. Pharaohs are Undead, much like Mummies, so parts of their body appear damaged. In effect, that parts are just really sensitive.

>>44016136
Touch the snake. Pet the snake. Make the Pharaoh visibly confused that you are giving the snake all the attention because snek
Disregard god voice to continue petting snake

>>44016136
>Are those red scar line things sensitive?
They canonically are, she must make a nice voice if you lick them.

>>44016069
Yes, I would

>44016170
Not funny.

>>44016136
Their hefty pyramids

>>44016170
It was funny to me.

I want to give a kejourou a scalp massage

>>44016170
>Hear those words
>Freeze
>Leave the house for a midnight drive
>Buy liquor
>Drink while driving
>Crash the car in the middle of nowhere
>Drink more
>Put the car on fire
>Go in the wood
>Drink more
>Fall a sleep
>Wake up
>Head hurt
>Drink more to numb the pain
>Flatline

Grab the Pharaoh's bandages and pull to make her spin around

>>44015433
>boss pounds alcohol
>screams at everyone to leave except you
>runs to her room, tears open her shirt, flops onto bed
>starts to loudly fake snore

>>44016333
>fetish for sleep molestation
nice

>>44016333
>>44016351
>do just enough heavy petting and tweaking to give her a wet dream

>>44016362
What a mess...

>>44016170
>post portal
>turns out that this is their version of a sarcastic "haha VERY funny" between couples because divorce really isnt a thing
>monsters never considered that it would be rather insensitive to say to an earth male
>queue cultural shock
>cheshire says it to her husband
>the eternally smug look is slapped right off her face as she realizes its a literal and actual threat for earth males.
>speaks a thousand words a second trying to explain to him that in MGE its just a light joke.

>>44016362
>Go to your hellwan wifes apartment in prep to get her moved into your place
>Total mess, dorito and soda on the bed, oddly enough no panties laying around because she is always commando
Lots of bad habits to break her from, bitches be messy even if they are monsters.

>>44016362
Did she get attacked by a Saibaman?

>>44014850
Blasted elves, always so friendly and helpful. It's a ploy; a trick. They're up to something.

You call them kids, I call them brats. There's nothing fulfilling about raising them, they're time consuming and a money sink. This Cupid I was talking to the other day was telling me how she dreamed of having some little Angels and teaching them how to fly and letting them flutter alongside her like little cherubs and she asked me "Do you ever imagine yourself as a father? Ever plan on having kids?" and I'm "Nah, that'd be a waste of my time!" and she was like >:(
Ain't having any brats, refuse to have any.

>>44016420
I want to tickle those two.

>>44016383
It was some shitty Anon's idea of a shitty joke. No need to add an entire shitty backstory to it that just makes monsters look incompetent and insensitive.

Why the fuck would they even say it in MGE? This is a setting where separation anxiety between husband and wife is grounds for medical leave. Actually leaving their special someone would be unthinkable.
They wouldn't joke about that.

>>44016519
Not enough monstergirl tickling content. Both giving and receiving.

>Consigned into the castle guard during a mamono siege
>Battle barely begins before you're targeted by a high-level mamono champion
>Crashes down on you like a demonrealm silver meteor and whisks you away while only taking petty damage

>>44016541
Some monster girls would be very good at it

>>44016510
>You call them kids, I call them brats. There's nothing fulfilling about raising them
You should date them instead. You'll be fulfilled and they'll be filled.

>>OP

>>44016568
Now I want mamano fumos, I would buy a Hellhound and Cheshire soft friend.

>>44016596
I would buy a chesh, a bunyip, a werecat and a rata plush. I guess I'm a man children and a failure tho.

>>44016568
The only adult I know that had plushies was the tranny roommate I had to live with. Maybe women too but I can't say since I don't speak with those.

>>44016626
I own Holo, Shalltear and Hellhound Daki covers, no one sees them so no worrys about being judged, you are only a failure if you are not hustling and taking care of yourself, ie a welfare bum.

Ceiling sex with slimes!

>>44016674
>Daki cover
One step too far (for now), I'm working and living alone but the shame is too much

>>44016674
That is very much your opinion and not societies.

>>44016674
>hustling and taking care
I don't but I have a job so fuck you

>>44016567
I can resist the allure of these damn brats. Don't care how much they wave their big bum around, I won't touch it or spank it.

>>44016704
Society also thinks that "women can't have penises" is hate speech.

>>44016568
My wife and our beautiful daughter

>>44016737
imagine

Consider, shortstack cow.

>>44016755
I do...

>>44016568
>>44016626
Ratatoskr dekafumo

>>44016760
Where do I obtain one?

>When you order Shiki from Wish.com

>>44016760
I do so every day.

Imagine liking monsters. Me and my human gf here (she has an eye condition) are laughing at you all.

>>44016709
Work is fine, I am at "work" right now in between shitposts. Listening to Fu Manchu Godzilla

>>44016880
Based human enjoyer. Mine looks really similar, except she has some condition where she'll get instant melanoma if she goes out in the sun or something. She's also got a bunch of dietary restrictions, but I just can't help but spoil her after I look into her beautiful, pulsing, glowing red eyes.

>>44016880
Based. I spend hours combing my girlfriend's hair while we discuss how gullible and silly monster lovers are.

>>44016855
i like her human form better
she has that cute girl next door charm

>>44016938
Her human form has misaligned eyes, she looks like she has downs syndrome. Real shiki did human form of his succs much better, too bad it's all snuff shit.

>>44016721
>I can resist the allure of these damn brats. Don't care how much they wave their big bum around, I won't touch it or spank it.
You say that now, but it would be only a matter of time before some horny monster loli seduced you with her cuteness, erotic body and cheeky behavior. The might be small and young compared to the average mamono's age, but they're very dangerous to unmarried human men.

First she's just coming over to hang out and play videogames. Over time she starts flirting more and more while wearing less and less clothes. When the sexual tension has been raised to extreme levels, surely just one small kiss won't do anything. Then the making out becomes a regular occurance. And then it changes into deep kissing, ass-grabbing and groping everything else, too. Before you know it you've gone all the way and will keep doing so every day.

>>44016951
>misaligned eyes
hey no one is perfect

>>44016913
>>44016934
Weird question, but does she also have mommy issues and sleeps during the day? Didn't know human women have all these odd characteristics.

>>44016938
>Next door
>Aniki's birthday
RIP Aniki, may you have a peaceful sleep

>>44016965
>mommy issues and sleeps during the day?
I know I do!

>>44016965
No, mine loves the sun and has normal eyes, but she gets all freaked out if she sees a pair of scissors or hair clippers. I guess that explains why her hair is so long, but I kind like it; when I hold her from behind it's like her hair hugs me back.

>>44016966
>Aniki
?

I want to see monsters trying to pass off as human

>>44016977
Billy Herrington

you guys actually went for a warhammer OP? that's pretty gross

>>44017004
100% human and nothing else.

>>44017010
>>44017025
Fuck off mick

>>44017025
I bet they'd be massively popular if they looked like this.

>>44016974
I'm sure she's very proud of her hair. Probably has worked on it for a long time so it makes sense why the idea of getting it cut stresses her out. I bet it'd feel nice if her hair could hug you back.

>>44017034
if you don't know not to give those fuckers an inch, you will learn quickly.

listening to the radio with monstergirls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqE5Nz5unco

>>44017068
Nah, I'm in for sleepytime. I will listen to this instead https://youtu.be/NI1pA4ZVMV0

>>44016965
Mine sleeps during the day, but the only one she complains about is her "mongrel half-breed sister."