Monstergirl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Eastern European operations, but with monstergirls!

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[Anonymous No.]

The foxes shall RISE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

that's a warhammer

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

I think soviet tanks are ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient evil meets up with one of her "reformed" friends
>laughs in the face of the chubby, impotent fall from grace
>makes jabs about how she used to be a city destroyer and is now nothing more than a desert destroyer
>her reformed friend simply starts gushing about how nice it is and how her hubby is so great
>the ancient evil goes to make a joke about her saying hubby but stops partway as the weight of her existence crushes her and she blankfaces
>her reformed friend just leaves with a smug grin as the ancient evil is stuck there trying to process why she's been doing this since the transformation happened.

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>>44010807
I personally like the aesthetics of the T-90.

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>>44010822
It's the best of the worst

[Anonymous No.]

We need more modern ghosts for a more modern time

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>>44010817
Ancient evils suddenly struck by the crushing weight of their loneliness!

[Anonymous No.]

Borgar

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>>44010897
Always have a decoy burger for wans are predatory animals, it may just save your meal and pelvis, at least until you are both finished eating.

[Anonymous No.]

How

Now

BROWN

Cow?!

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>>44010807
>>44010822
>>44010839
I bet Military Gremlins be laughing and giggling that the T-14 Armata's engine block is literally some old antiquated and outdated WW2-era hardware. Literally the engines of WW2 German Panther tanks, if I remember correctly.

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>>44010922
German engineering is just that good

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>>44010922
I don't mean to be annoying or to bring that stuff here, but Lazerpig is a retard who provides no clear sources for his videos, the T-14 Armata is trash and he's right about some things but most are a complete exaggeration and the video is plagiarism of some relatively obscure blog that I can't remember.

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You'd let her in, right?

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>>44010763
>"I feel attacked... Summon the Elector Counts!"

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>>44010963
I want a dignified griffon lady in plate armor gf...

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>>44010941
>I don't mean to be annoying
>proceeds to be annoying

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>>44010980
But I didn't mean it

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>warhammershit OP
Is somebody making a real thread?

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>>44010996
We're not splintering off four different threads.

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>>44010996
Best not try start another "thread drama". Already 20+ posts, try again next thread.

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>>44010945
That don't look like no fairy to me, boss.

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>>44010996
Done. But don't come crying to me when it falls off the catalog.

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>>44011033
You idiot. Accept and swallow the fact that this thread already has more than 20 posts and use this instead till it ends AND THEN make a new thread when bump limit is reached.

You're just now spamming as someone's probably upset their thread got bumped off because of you.

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How will you avoid petrification when making eye contact with a Gorgon?

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Just came from the other thread thanks an anon linking it, how the hell did we already get drama? Bro this is tiresome, It hasn't even reached a hundred yet.

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>>44010996
Your assblasted buttmaddery only ensures this will happen again

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>>44011076
>>44011076
>"Baby, I'm already rock hard."

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>>44011078
There's a couple hairtrigger faggots who lose their fucking minds if they see something that triggers them. Sweet, sweet trollbait

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>>44011078
like i said, there is just one shitter that screams "WARHAMMER WARHAMMER WAHHHH!!!" any time he sees something even remotely militaristic.
and since we have something militaristic in the op, what do you think will happen?

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>>44011094
The girl is a character from Warhammer, specifically the model for Total War: Warhammer III, he's still an annoying cunt though

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>>44010945
I'd let myself into her lmao. And her into my heart

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>>44011094
I don't have any association like that with that picture It just looks like a girl in front of a tank, half the time I don't even look at the OP desu
>>44011089
This place does seem a lot more sensitive than most others, guess can't blame them after all the shit that happened in the last year

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>>44011110
ok see thats a different story, BUT this faggot is able to call out anything warhammer, and based on that image its a recent thing.
anything you want to tell us, warhammer obsessed anon?

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>>44010945
What the hell got her beat up so badly

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>>44011110
They know more about shit I post than I do

I'll post what I think is innocuous only to have them shriek about the artist's other work or how it's from something with gross shit in it that I'm completely unaware of and isn't present in the picture itself

It's not like complaining about giantess or futa, it's throwing a massive fit over objectionable shit that isn't in the fucking picture itself like these people can't fucking compartmentalize

It's so exhausting

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Okay to hopefully help steer the discussion away from drama. Let me reply and elaborate these:

>>44010265
>>44010284
>>44010371
It'd be neat to have an knight order of well, The Order. That is literally Saint Lazarus Knights, leprosy-ridden smallfolk who're soldiers and warriors or even recently leprosy infected knights willing to carry on their fighting and duties despite their disease. Would not be out of place depending on the lesser developed and shitty region they may have come from or are operating in.

Also a King Baldwin IV type of figure/leader of The Order. But in the end of the day, they all receive a happier ending thanks to a group of unicorns and Greila Medical Sabbath deciding to cure their leprosy. And the Saint Lazarus Knights and not!Baldwin IV switch sides to the monstergirls thanks to them curing their disease and realizing they're not evil at all.

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>>44010747
How much suffering is it for a man to be sandwiched between a horny woman and a lusty monster?

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>>44011149
I think you could make something out of this with a Leprosy knight and a zombie, they'd have some things in common

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>>44011134
Could have been anything. Order, stronger monsters, or generally getting in fights. What's important is someone heals her wounds. Also getting that moth some lamps.

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>>44011183
much suffering

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>>44011117
It's far from the first time that picture has been posted. I don't even think it's the first time somebody has tried to use it as the OP.

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How do I resist the urge to flip my boss’s skirt and bend her over the salad bar at the company party?

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How do maid monster girls like kikis and shogs feel about canned food or fast food?

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>>44011149
Didn’t Baldwin IV fight middle easterners it would be funny if he ended up with a medical genie as his wife.

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>>44011211
She's been egging you on for months. Do it. Get that promotion. Climb the corporate ladder by climbing into her panties.

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>>44011220
They'd probably feel offended that you would rather pick that over their home cooked meals

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>>44011220
>canned food
Perfectly acceptable means of preserving food. Both wouldn't have a problem with it, and I'd imagine kiki makes you lots of canned corn.
>fast food
You better hope they don't find the McDaphs ketchup packets at the bottom of your car.

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>>44011220
>>44011236
Not a problem for me. I order my foods and meals from Hello Fresh. A kikimora meido would definitely not be mad at me since Hello Fresh meals are professionally made and crafted gourmet meal packs prepped by professional chefs. And I further heat and cook the meal pack deliveries which make it home cooked.

Not a sponsor, but I'm telling you. No kikimora can deny the excellent quality and service of Hello Fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to start writing the first of ? requests I got over the last week. Thank you for the responses btw.
Wish me luck anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon gives anon a normal pen to sign her contract
>Anon, instead, uses his own blood with a quill pen.
>In cursive.

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Is this (You)? Hag lovers?

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>>44011261
Okay, but now tell me about the wonders of YetiVPN and how it hides my activity on the web like a Yeti enveloping her husband with a big hug.

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>>44011342
Breasts nowhere near big enough

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>>44011342
Almost

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>>44011342
something more like this, hopefully

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I'm sure there's nothing wrong with my partner wearing this so called "cursed" Nature Armor. It just as magic leaves growing on the plates but nothing's happening to her body. Must just be magic properties... Right?

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>>44011466
That cool and all. Sadly miss future-dryad/spriggan is going to have a 75% weakness against flames. How can mamono Mana fix that?

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>>44011429
>ask cyclops to teach you smithing
>use your training to make her a ring
>it's wonky and too small for any finger but her pinky, but she doesn't care

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>Go to meido academy
>Approach first kikimora seen
>Say nothing
>Play with her doggo ears
>Say nothing
>Leave

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy mouse

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>>44011592
Gonna lick the inside of her mouth.

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>>44011342
>ELF'D
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.]

>check AO3
>It's either subhuman femdom story or edgy scribbles
Tiresome...

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>>44011726
But I like femdom...

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>>44011732
Good for you, bad for me.

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>>44011739
Be the change you want to see in the world. Write something yourself!

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>>44011753
I tried didn't end up well.

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>>44011739
I was reading abyssal stuff awhile back but they’re probably not your thing and are looking for normal stuff.

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>>44010945
Why is she so beat up?

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>>44011726
>Find hellhound story with good premise
>It's futa
At least it's not ntr, but come on.

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>>44011815
She tried to fight a dormouse and lost hard.

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>>44011815
People thought she was going to eat them so they persecuted her and now she looks like that. Will you heal her with your seed and make Miss Manticore to her ideal self again.

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>>44011820
>losing to a dormouse
She gets to be my lapbatcat, I'll make her a warm hut made of cardboard boxes and soft blankets and put it in the corner of my room so she can curl up and sleep comfotably

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>>44011834
No, she wants to play the big bad monster role to scare people. She got what she fucking deserves

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>>44011818
I feel those people that make those don’t care for monster girls at all and feel like joke post stories instead than anything to do with monster girls.

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>>44010945
Naturally, it's too late for dinner but I'd make her a snack at least and a warm drink to settle her before giving her the choice of the couch or the futon

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>>44011834
>People thought she was going to eat them
Not gonna lie, manticores would be infinitely better if they did actually eat people, like in a playful endosoma way. Then they honestly call themselves maneaters.

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>>44011865
Kill yourself

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>>44011865
I mean you could probably do that with any monster if you want, but keep that stuff to the bedroom. Anons don’t want to hear it, it’s too much information.

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Who gave that sandworm a computer?

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>>44011896
She bought it, of course. Why are you saying she "ate" someone with a laptop?

[Anonymous No.]

Caturday?

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>>44011987
It's Friday though

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>>44011989
If he’s from the East it’s already Saturday over there if I remember correctly.

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>>44011989
Ah.

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>>44012003
Well, who cares what day it is anyway? Drink up!

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>>44012044
Insecticide incoming

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>>44012058
Actually, Ethanol (booze, moonshine, the good stuff) is an effective insecticide

[Anonymous No.]

Is saturday is caturday, is friday something special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44012154
Freya's Day

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>>44012154
It's god day, the real one not the chief goddess, and too an extent church day

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>>44012154
Futa friday

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>>44012241
Furry friday

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Mick is muslim?

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>>44010747
Warhammer is my favorite otaku culture property.

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>>44012245
>>44012241
Silence the both of you it’s Foxy Friday, that you should be marrying foxes under the almighty’s law. That the supreme creator of all things wants you to have children with foxes especially if they’re older foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

care to explain what you where doing with several kilos of moth dust anon?

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>>44012300
Selling it, I also have a some shrooms from wonderland and a few SMG. You want some?

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>>44012291
No, it's fairy friday

[Anonymous No.]

how do I stop cheshire from telefragging me?

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>>44012328
Ragging mushrooms

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>>44012328
Noclip

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>>44012300
Throwing the sickest rave, and I've still got a handful left! Officer Schedulewan was not happy with the images on her social media feed the next day.

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>>44012287
I still can't grasp why /tg/ refugees are still here and still refuse to integrate, someone even spotted that WHF tripfag few days ago repeating the exact same post he used to make on his home board.

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>>44012328
Drink the abyssal potion and become a being beyond mortal comprehension and pound that Cheshire’s ass into oblivion.

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>>44012300
It just falls all over the place it comes from Moths it's like dandruff you've got to believe me

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>>44012359
I assume it was someone pretending, possibly the mick. Did he have the same tripcode?

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>>44012359
I still will never understand why people combine WHF with MGE shit doesn’t make any sense. A better crossover with MGE would be Scooby Doo you got the official lore to support it too.

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>>44012416
He always saved the tripcode for his home board, and mick is too stupid for this kind of trick.
>>44012442
Watch your Kobold's calorie intake and don't let her emulate cartoon characters she sees on TV.

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>>44012442
>Scooby Doo
Wait, what? How would that even cross over? Is Scoob a kobold or something? What about Fred, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne?
Is every episode gonna be about a vampire or wight posing as a monster on a regular plot of land to buy it on the cheap for their weird mansion?

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>>44012484
There was that one spin off movie where Shaggy becomes a teacher in a school with monster girls.

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>>44010747
>OP pic is a vampire with a tank

Oh this makes me want to think there are loud mouth bratty vampires (or even dhampirs) who brag and boast how powerful and mighty they are. Because their auntie from not!Russia privately owns main Battle tank. They brag about it so much said bratty vamps (and related dhamps) are dangerously close to committing Stolen Valor simply because again, their auntie so happens to own a main Battle tank and works a job in a company that also so happens to have a military contract.

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>>44012484
Scooby would be from the fairy kingdom, that Scooby would just be Scooby. Not a Kobold not a cu sith just regular old Scooby.

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>>44012480
Give him some credit, he may be irish but even an irishman can figure out that he might get angry responses by copying and pasting something that got angry responses in the past.

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>>44012416
It would be an extremely elaborate scheme, too many random things check out when you start cross-referencing posts with /tg/ archives.
He also used to obsessively repeat his unwanted prompts in the past even before mick found this board, like he'd post the same question about condoms with off-topic image over and over again few years ago, so repeating the same posts over the years wouldn't be new for him.

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>>44012504
>"I blow up those tanks with C4+quad in BF4. Watch me do it in real life, the vampire won't see it coming"
>Cut to a lich trying to found all anon's bits to revive him and the vampire crying in the background
>She never saw gore before, she's only mimic war with her miniatures until now

[Anonymous No.]

Could someone explain to me what's up with Kenkou Cross exactly? Last I heard, he got scammed by his translator. Could somebody elaborate?

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>>44012555
That's very old news from early times of the game project, supposedly now he found new people to help with the game, but it's been many months since he last said/shown something

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>>44012484
Velma would either be a Tengu or a Haku, Daphne would be either a Hinezumi or a Jinko do to that martial arts episode. Fred would be a Paladin obsessed with how alps work, then finally for Shaggy he would probably be a regular incubus who is like his regular cartoon self and like I said Scooby would just be a Great Dane from the Fairy Kingdom.

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>>44012442
>why people combine WHF with MGE
There were good faith people who wanted that crossover simply to see the Empire of Man being Griffon simps with Karl Franz having a Griffon-waifu. Green skinned Tomboy orc girls in WAAAAGGGHHs to nab home husbands, beastmen (now beastwomen) under the guidance and authority of the Ropu Ropu beast Sabbath. Vampire Counts being the chuuni undead faction, Chaos replaced with cutesy sexy anime demon girls, kuudere Aztec/Maya Lizardwomen led by big cute chub magical frog girls. (Though when I did browse their turf during that time, they conceptualized that WHF Lizard in MGE be a mix of Lizardwomen and Amazons riding dinosaurs to battle).

And the Asur (High Elves) being the tsundere purists who claim they'll never fall to mamono mana and their men not being coomers to succ pussy. But they have dragon girls on their side because; Caledor, and the Druuchi (Dark Elves) being their hentai counterparts and they also ride velociraptors as mounts and have Malefs on their side too. And I'm sure this was said over and over again. But.

Lescatie = Bretonnia

[Anonymous No.]

Bicorn strat is op
>Take bicorn concubine
>Strat seducing rival monster kingdom’s single queens
>Create the largest empire by marrying into rulership
>Just blob your way into taking over the entire world

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>>44012615
Cuck

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>>44012615
Technically the bicorn is the one taking over the world. You'll be too busy being passed between rulers to do any ruling yourself.

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With my full agility build I will go through hagville without being caught

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>>44012649
Better to have the title of Emperor of Earth and breed many queens, princesses, duchesses, and empresses than to actually have the responsibility of ruling the entire planet. You get all the benefits with very few of the negative consequences.

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It's Yuuka day, let's give a round of applause to the scariest monster girl out there, Yuuka Kazami!

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>>44012811
>jabberwock
GARGANTUAN, OBESE, VORE BEAST!

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>>44012667
But why even go there in the first place?

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>>44012904
To steal the treasure they keep in the hagdepths

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>>44012904
'tis a silly place

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>>44012904
There's a shortcut there to the undead Sabbath HQ.

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>>44012667
imma go in and steel my bride from there

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>>44012442
Volent thing crushes thing I dont like/ is justified in their cruelty as their victums are in their eyes, worse
there you go its like those old newgrounds flash vids of goku blowing MLP or sonic acid pissing on mario or some shit

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>>44012959
The WHF shit isn't even violent most of the time, it's just boring and pointless because they use monster girls the same way as regular fantasy beast kin. It's why their posts are so easy to spot, always the distinct lack of focus on monster girls and trying to make Order anything more than comically incompetent corruption/rape correction bait when it's not about warhammer.

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>>44013195
But that's not boring or pointless compared to the standard "human woman, but I call her something else."

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>>44012847
but enough about her positives

[Anonymous No.]

so which thread should i go for then?

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>>44013347
/mggg/ tends to be a lot more varied and healthy.

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>>44013351
no, sounds gey, i meant which of these two?

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>>44013351
>/mggg/
lol
lmao even

>>44013359
the other one won't catch on because the idiot used arktroons pic when sperging about OP image

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>>44013347
>>44013359
Both suck, just wait for them to expire.

[Anonymous No.]

so post in both
then
imma ask for homosexual poster of whf or wh40k to fuck off
also wurms.....why are they so cute

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>>44013400
We've seen the Wurmdam. But can it defeat the Wurmideon?

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>>44010747
So it appears the vampires have not gotten themselves into the world of economics and politics. But even in the military industrial complex and arms industries aswell.

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>>44013408
but thats unprecedented and both would job to wurmazilla

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to get a third arm to headpat three kamaitachis at once?

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>>44013359
Oh, I guess a gatekeeper had a fit and made a second thread a full 40 minutes later.

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>>44013427
Pet two on the sides and kiss the middle one on the forehead.

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>>44013426
What about... Biollante?

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>>44013465
a plant needs it root, wurmzilla digs alot.....

[Anonymous No.]

which monster would dress like if she was the 80s?

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>>44013438
Ironic because the other thread is gacha bullshit.

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>>44013465
Nature is annoyed that men just don't wander into the greenery of the deep wood anymore.
It is time for them to take more....proactive actions.

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>>44013508
The Neon Demon

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>>44013508
>ancient evil watched too much Miami Vice while she was imprisoned
>now she wants you to grow a mustache and wear only Hawaiian print shirts

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>>44013400
>anon has a gremlin wife and a wurm wife
>gremlin keeps building giant robots to fight wurm
>it's all in good fun, but the backyard is starting to look like a nuclear test site

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>>44013530
good for her
I already have a stash, a porn stache to be exact

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>>44013530
I have the chest hair to pull that look off, I'd be happy to

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>>44012811
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40250424

[Anonymous No.]

if devils are supposed to be bad then why are they so nice to me?

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>>44013592
You're bad too and they like it.

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>go to the doctor for serious condition causing me lots of pain down below
>somehow gave myself testicular torsion from intense fapping
>go into the office and get greeted by Doctor Demon and explain my problem
>she says it's no worries and starts unbuckling my pants immediately
>don't know what the fuck she's doing but just sit quiet as she gets to 'work' or whatever
>she pulls out a special Demonic lipstick infused with pure mana and plants a big kiss on my balls
>hurts like hell for a minute, and then suddenly doesn't
>testicular torsion is somehow.... gone just like that, Doctor Demon ecstatically tells me my balls work again
Woah, they weren't kidding when they said monster physicians and their literal magic were much better than getting surgery from human doctors.
I just wonder how the bill is going to look, magic treatment probably costs a lot more than normal surgery...

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>>44013530
>tfw ywn be to able go on cyberpunk adventures as a hard boiled Miami detective with your demon partner on your neon cyber cycle in mgc
Sad

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>>44013592
>devils are supposed to be bad
Huh? They just like messing with humans. Sometimes they overwhelm humans with kindness, to watch their reactions.

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>>44013618
The cost is mostly likely your first born

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>>44013528
Y is she neon?

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>>44013508
Thunderbird.

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>>44013659
It's a polite way of calling her a noble gasbag.

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>>44013618
You got torsion from wanking it? Seems sus to me anon, that shouldn't really be feasible. Are you sure Doctor Demon didn't plan for this all to happen herself since the cost will be covered by you marrying her? Heck, the moment she kissed you she became your wife anyway.

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>>44013686
Well that’s mean, she’s just bright neon pink

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Look, all I want is to be hunted innawoods by stupid sexy elves in ways that would make me WISH it were a skinwalker, only to be finally surrounded by these tall amazonian figures emerging our from under the gloom and healed from my traumatic experience in a giant cuddlefuck pile of elf flesh.

I want to be kidnapped from civilized society to remain a caretaker of their forest lodges, where I hone their weapons, warm their beds, massage their aches away and lick their abs clean of sweat, Is that too much to ask?

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>>44010747

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>>44013757
You really need to be careful with those woodland elves.
Some of them have embraced druidism meaning that some of the beast monster girls have allied themselves with said elves.
You could be finding yourself being herded by those elves towards the den of a grizzly they are allied with.

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>>44013701
You really think a Demon would do that? Rig the game from the start so an innocent human man has no choice but to marry her in the end?

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>>44013823
For some reason I find it hard to believe these elves would guide me to non elves. I have a dreadful apprehension that my fate is to be a plaything for mischievous elves and there's little that can be done about it.

Though, your concerns are warranted, I've heard that some have strayed so deep into druidic ways they're able to transform into elf-beastgirl hybrids at will. The abject dread of being bearhugged by a statuesque elven woman who's partially transformed herself into a Grizzly girls is something I can scarce describe

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sex with my Kiki wet nurse but she rebukes me and tells me to go for a girl my age

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>>44013905
Tell her you don't like girls your age and there are none like her.

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>>44013905
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_nurse
You must be over 18 to post here

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>>44013860
Anon please.
Those beast girls can do things they can't and a grizzly would be more than willing to pin you down if they've already assisted her in getting a husband.
Its all about give and take.

But yes, some of those druidic elves would take on aspects of other monster, animalistic monster girls in their hunt for you be it something that flies, swims, or runs.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a gimmick for a malef for my next ao3 story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013860
That's only half of it. Imagine a friendly little sparrow lands on your shoulder and then boom, it transforms into an elf and suddenly you're pinned under her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013934
Hey, she told me it’s perfectly normal to still nurse when your 23

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013965
She's not a dom mesugaki loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013941
The idea that I'd ever find myself in a situation where I'm being hunted down by lithe elven spectres of the woods, some of which are able to partially transform into hulking beargirls and sleek pantherine catgirls who want nothing more but to drain my balls repeatedly for the rest of eternity and then cuddle me to refill them fills me with abject horror.

>>44013971
I am literally shaking right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013965
Just don't make her about femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014024
Anon, just fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013979
You're either a real retard who need constant assistance or already married to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014030
I have the right express my opinion since for once someone ask for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014045
Don’t care, I’m tired of seeing this fuckingnshit, >come to mostly femdon thread
>complain like the woman you wish to dom when you find femdon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014009
Too many people are used to high elves, wood elves are where its at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014059
It's probably just shitposting for (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014059
I'm not a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014084
You sure like one, wanna be mine, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014106
Fuck off, I just want to see a different story for once. Fine I will shut the fuck up, gday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014125
Get back to the kitchen like you should be

Now, why shouldn’t mess with the dark priests sermon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013965
She's envious of a gentle married monster and asks her how she got her man, then misinterprets the advice she gets from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013965
Anon keeps interrupting her royal court and nuzzling her boobs because he needs constant attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>big christmas party is being thrown at local Vampire Castle of Darkness and the moniker of it is that the whole town is invited
>the whole town, including me, a hobo in fingerless gloves, beanie and trench coat that's been patched up in a few places
>stroll on up in there with my nose so bright and red and make my way over to the food tables and help myself to some nice champagne and shrimp cocktail
>suddenly hear a scream from behind that stops the whole party
>"EW! AN IMPOVERISHED EXISTENCE!"
>wight attendee is pointing at me like I'm some kind of demon from hell
>demon attendee also pointing at me like I'm some kind of demon from super hell
>vampire mistress has her hellhounds chase me out of the castle and back into the park where I sleep that night in the rain on a bench covered in newspapers
Fuckin rich people, I should go waltz into more of their parties just to spite them for looking down on me. They ought to get ready cause I'll be at the new year's party next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014225
This does not happen, they would try to help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014084
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_filename=1681962523657314.gif
>the faggot blogposting about 3dpd and writing shitty suicide greens also whines about femdom
fucking figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014225
Find a waifu that agrees with you, and join the klepto club. Snooty undead deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014059
>mostly femdon thread
That guy whines too much, but shut up fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014254
I use this gif too, I should change the file name

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014240
Did too happen, in fact they threw me and my Devil Bug wife out of the Halloween party too when they figured out we weren't just dressing up as the hobos we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014254
>LE FILNAME
>Continuing to be angry
Anon, it isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that you, Frenchie? Are you drunk again? You need to meet a nice Satyros to be your wife/handler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014290
>LE FILNAME
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014225
Don't list to this retard >>44014240. If you have nothing to lose you can troll those rich cunt by burning their houses, factories, schools, clinics, cars... Just start fires, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014307
Hope she can keep him calm when she calls Chilean wines superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014322
>Just start fires, anon
Hello, Based Department?
It's for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>Hag wizard strikes again
>Turned two shortstack monsters into tall thick hags
>Is there anyone out there who can put an end to his madness

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014307
Me what? I'm brushing my cat right now. I'm not a vermin and kot post from time to time. I will put a beer in the fridge since you made me think about it, we're the 14 July after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014289
Bullshit, you just wanna make reasons to hate monsters
>>44014322
>start a fire
I sense negro in you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014396
You keep an eye on that cat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014467
Goat goes….

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014472
>Armed cobbery

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014467
>Can't see the outline of her nipples despite her extremely tight shirt

[Anonymous No.]

WhIch kemono friend would you say is the hottest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014546
Moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013856
It's silly to think a demon would do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014554
>Monster hunter grounds.
>They're just wide swathes of wild lands where a man can try and capture a monster girl in a wilderness trip.
>Also a dating service for monster girls that want a 'traditional dating experience'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014546
The abandoned one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014581
Who is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014585
Read up on history of Thylacine. Basically a species went extinct because the last specimen died of neglect in some shitty zoo where it was forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014336
To be fair it's possible. We have
some of the best wines but the french wine = best wine ever is a meme build to sell more bottles. My preferred alcohols are the ones homemade by my family anyway. I like satyros even if they're not my favorite mamonos and drinking with one would be great
>>44014581
Post the next panels, fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014554
Aren't moose retard and violent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014609
>moose comes to the side of the road
>sees a car
>starts crossing
>car slows down
>moose stops
>car speeds up
>moose speeds up too
Yeah they're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014556
Of course. Demons only ever have your best interest at heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014620
Do they taste great at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014648
she got yogurt spilled everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014598
I was almost tempted to post the wh40k version instead, but this thread already reeks of /tg/ faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014609
They're not that violent, but they are pretty dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014678
Thanks (the other version isn't bad if I remember well but yeah better that way)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014650
One assumes so.

[Anonymous No.]

can monstergirls can stop raping me...for atleast 5 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014756
Yes, eat raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014756
You can stop the rape at any time. All you have to do is consent.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a monster who got chased off and hurt by humans that saw that her as nothing more than a beast and bring her into my home and help her recover. I want to break through the shell that makes her wary and suspicious of humans by showing her kindness and love she's never known before.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014756
Should have not gotten spotted by the p'orc raiding party if you didn't want to be chain raped loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014844
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014844
Domesticating wild beasts is our species trait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014931
We all have this passive ability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014844
>"Don't be ridiculous. Humans and monsters will never coexist, it's impossible."

[Anonymous No.]

>No Pharaoh/Apophis double Titfuck where it’s clear the Apophis is teaching the newly corrupted, but still flustered, Pharaoh the best thing ways to milk you dry.
>You’ll never see her blush as you cum all over her gigantic brown tits.
>you’ll never see the Apophis’ smug front as she licks your cum off her enormous grape tits

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ask the Hakutaku librarian to sit on my face just to see how the old cow will react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014931

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014931
>Give a casual, friendly greeting to a beast MG
>Runs away in fear, yelling about how she won't let herself be domesticated

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015128
She looks like a real slut for horn polishing.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't take advantage of your own boss after she falls asleep drunk once the party at her house is over and only you're left, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015433
Of course not. I need this job because the nuki landlord is cranking up rent. I aim to be the model employee because I can’t afford otherwise. I don’t even like parties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015433
>stand above her and think of what to do
>suddenly her legs wrap around you, take off your pants and push you to insert into her in one move
>all while she's still asleep
Never underestimate fox breeding instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015433
That mark under her left eye tells me she's not as asleep as it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015433
Put that bra back on right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014059
kys

[Anonymous No.]

I want cute heroine to drag me out of my neetcave for a date.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute heroine to drag me out of my neetcave for a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon just wanted to stay locked up in his tower, unraveling the mysteries of the arcane
>Unfortunately, he grew up next to a family of salamanders

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015724
that sounds awful

[Breathfag No.]

Friendly reminder that foxes and all their subspecies and succubi and all their subspecies are not worth sniffing the breath of.
Their breaths should be avoided at all costs.

Rodents, raccoons, cows, and centaurs and their subspecies are preferred for breath sniffing. Worms too. And reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

[Breathfag No.]

>danuki giving your face a tongue bath

[Breathfag No.]

>>44014581
>illiterate wife
I wouldn't mind an illiterate wife. As long as she genuinely loves me, that's all that counts. Plus, it'd be fun to teach her to read and write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015724
Sounds terrible and awkward. I want to go home to play games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015909
Did she get a cramp during her exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015909
I have a mighty urge to breed my foxwife, my nonexistent foxwife...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015931
I like the foreign language idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015943
No, she’s checking for spare change under the couch

[Anonymous No.]

I am intrigued by the idea of a teenage wight sugar mommy.
Sugar sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015724
that sounds wonderful

[Breathfag No.]

>>44015980
I often think about having a Spanish minotaur wife who speaks English like an idiot, practically caveman level, but has the most elegant and beautiful Spanish accent in her native tongue. Having no idea what she said to me when she captured me during the Running of the Minos, but aroused by her speech nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015993
wouldnt that just be a simp

[Anonymous No.]

>language barriers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016014
I was thinking her being more the smug and spoiled type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

[Breathfag No.]

>>44016013
>running from the minos
>tackled by strong, tall, tanned mino
>She's hot, sweaty and panting heavily
>saying something in Spanish between her breaths as settles down
>her sweat dripping down onto my face as she towers over me
>comes in close for a deep kiss
>a few moments pass as we share our first kiss
>she breaks the kiss
>whispers some words in my ear that I still don't understand but damn do they sound lewd
>rips my pants off and lewds me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016057
Giving beastgirls orgasmic scritches and brushings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016021
>clumsy when trying to speak your language
>extremely smooth and flirty when speaking her native language

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016057
The thought of bullying monster bits flips my switch. Ears especially. I don't care about the consequences (they might even excite me). I want to meticulously tease every inch of those sensitive ears to find out what gives the best response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016057
>>44016087
Is this rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016098
It's a monstergirls second favorite kind of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016098
Yes. Harass single monsters by touching their ears, tails, wings, and horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016098
Absent consent, it would definitely count as assault at the minimum. What is your wife's safeword for when you tease her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think monsters view other types of monsters? Do you think they're all united under "let's take over humanity" or do disagreements between factions/gangs occur? I do think it's funny if gangs like "the pack" full of wans terrorized the neighborhood but I don't know if they'd split each other up based on type/ideology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016108
What would you even touch on a Pharoah? Are those red scar line things sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016108
FLIP THE SCRIPT
SINGLE MONSTERGIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED

ASSUME THE POSITION

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016136
I'd imagine they're possibly magical tattoos that allow them to cast spells based on their bloodline. Sort of like a family crest that gives them power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016140
Getting a strong urge to tie her hands behind her back. Maybe bind her legs, too. Make her beg for it first.
Yep, my switch has definitely been flipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016114
"I'm leaving you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016155
Actually, they are scars. Pharaohs are Undead, much like Mummies, so parts of their body appear damaged. In effect, that parts are just really sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016136
Touch the snake. Pet the snake. Make the Pharaoh visibly confused that you are giving the snake all the attention because snek
Disregard god voice to continue petting snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016136
>Are those red scar line things sensitive?
They canonically are, she must make a nice voice if you lick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016069
Yes, I would

[Anonymous No.]

>44016170
Not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016136
Their hefty pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016170
It was funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a kejourou a scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016170
>Hear those words
>Freeze
>Leave the house for a midnight drive
>Buy liquor
>Drink while driving
>Crash the car in the middle of nowhere
>Drink more
>Put the car on fire
>Go in the wood
>Drink more
>Fall a sleep
>Wake up
>Head hurt
>Drink more to numb the pain
>Flatline

[Anonymous No.]

Grab the Pharaoh's bandages and pull to make her spin around

[Anonymous No.]

>>44015433
>boss pounds alcohol
>screams at everyone to leave except you
>runs to her room, tears open her shirt, flops onto bed
>starts to loudly fake snore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016333
>fetish for sleep molestation
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016333
>>44016351
>do just enough heavy petting and tweaking to give her a wet dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016362
What a mess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016170
>post portal
>turns out that this is their version of a sarcastic "haha VERY funny" between couples because divorce really isnt a thing
>monsters never considered that it would be rather insensitive to say to an earth male
>queue cultural shock
>cheshire says it to her husband
>the eternally smug look is slapped right off her face as she realizes its a literal and actual threat for earth males.
>speaks a thousand words a second trying to explain to him that in MGE its just a light joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016362
>Go to your hellwan wifes apartment in prep to get her moved into your place
>Total mess, dorito and soda on the bed, oddly enough no panties laying around because she is always commando
Lots of bad habits to break her from, bitches be messy even if they are monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016362
Did she get attacked by a Saibaman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014850
Blasted elves, always so friendly and helpful. It's a ploy; a trick. They're up to something.

[Anonymous No.]

You call them kids, I call them brats. There's nothing fulfilling about raising them, they're time consuming and a money sink. This Cupid I was talking to the other day was telling me how she dreamed of having some little Angels and teaching them how to fly and letting them flutter alongside her like little cherubs and she asked me "Do you ever imagine yourself as a father? Ever plan on having kids?" and I'm "Nah, that'd be a waste of my time!" and she was like >:(
Ain't having any brats, refuse to have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016420
I want to tickle those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016383
It was some shitty Anon's idea of a shitty joke. No need to add an entire shitty backstory to it that just makes monsters look incompetent and insensitive.

Why the fuck would they even say it in MGE? This is a setting where separation anxiety between husband and wife is grounds for medical leave. Actually leaving their special someone would be unthinkable.
They wouldn't joke about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016519
Not enough monstergirl tickling content. Both giving and receiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>Consigned into the castle guard during a mamono siege
>Battle barely begins before you're targeted by a high-level mamono champion
>Crashes down on you like a demonrealm silver meteor and whisks you away while only taking petty damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016541
Some monster girls would be very good at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016510
>You call them kids, I call them brats. There's nothing fulfilling about raising them
You should date them instead. You'll be fulfilled and they'll be filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016568
Now I want mamano fumos, I would buy a Hellhound and Cheshire soft friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016596
I would buy a chesh, a bunyip, a werecat and a rata plush. I guess I'm a man children and a failure tho.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016568
The only adult I know that had plushies was the tranny roommate I had to live with. Maybe women too but I can't say since I don't speak with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016626
I own Holo, Shalltear and Hellhound Daki covers, no one sees them so no worrys about being judged, you are only a failure if you are not hustling and taking care of yourself, ie a welfare bum.

[Anonymous No.]

Ceiling sex with slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016674
>Daki cover
One step too far (for now), I'm working and living alone but the shame is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016674
That is very much your opinion and not societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016674
>hustling and taking care
I don't but I have a job so fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016567
I can resist the allure of these damn brats. Don't care how much they wave their big bum around, I won't touch it or spank it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016704
Society also thinks that "women can't have penises" is hate speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016568
My wife and our beautiful daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016737
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Consider, shortstack cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016755
I do...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016568
>>44016626
Ratatoskr dekafumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016760
Where do I obtain one?

[Anonymous No.]

>When you order Shiki from Wish.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016760
I do so every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine liking monsters. Me and my human gf here (she has an eye condition) are laughing at you all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016709
Work is fine, I am at "work" right now in between shitposts. Listening to Fu Manchu Godzilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016880
Based human enjoyer. Mine looks really similar, except she has some condition where she'll get instant melanoma if she goes out in the sun or something. She's also got a bunch of dietary restrictions, but I just can't help but spoil her after I look into her beautiful, pulsing, glowing red eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016880
Based. I spend hours combing my girlfriend's hair while we discuss how gullible and silly monster lovers are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016855
i like her human form better
she has that cute girl next door charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016938
Her human form has misaligned eyes, she looks like she has downs syndrome. Real shiki did human form of his succs much better, too bad it's all snuff shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016721
>I can resist the allure of these damn brats. Don't care how much they wave their big bum around, I won't touch it or spank it.
You say that now, but it would be only a matter of time before some horny monster loli seduced you with her cuteness, erotic body and cheeky behavior. The might be small and young compared to the average mamono's age, but they're very dangerous to unmarried human men.

First she's just coming over to hang out and play videogames. Over time she starts flirting more and more while wearing less and less clothes. When the sexual tension has been raised to extreme levels, surely just one small kiss won't do anything. Then the making out becomes a regular occurance. And then it changes into deep kissing, ass-grabbing and groping everything else, too. Before you know it you've gone all the way and will keep doing so every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016951
>misaligned eyes
hey no one is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016913
>>44016934
Weird question, but does she also have mommy issues and sleeps during the day? Didn't know human women have all these odd characteristics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016938
>Next door
>Aniki's birthday
RIP Aniki, may you have a peaceful sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016965
>mommy issues and sleeps during the day?
I know I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016965
No, mine loves the sun and has normal eyes, but she gets all freaked out if she sees a pair of scissors or hair clippers. I guess that explains why her hair is so long, but I kind like it; when I hold her from behind it's like her hair hugs me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016966
>Aniki
?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see monsters trying to pass off as human

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016977
Billy Herrington

[Anonymous No.]

you guys actually went for a warhammer OP? that's pretty gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017004
100% human and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017010
>>44017025
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017025
I bet they'd be massively popular if they looked like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016974
I'm sure she's very proud of her hair. Probably has worked on it for a long time so it makes sense why the idea of getting it cut stresses her out. I bet it'd feel nice if her hair could hug you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017034
if you don't know not to give those fuckers an inch, you will learn quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

listening to the radio with monstergirls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqE5Nz5unco

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017068
Nah, I'm in for sleepytime. I will listen to this instead https://youtu.be/NI1pA4ZVMV0

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016965
Mine sleeps during the day, but the only one she complains about is her "mongrel half-breed sister."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016230
>Be hair stylist
>Get Kejourou a scalp massage
>Your face when that's tantamount to proposing marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017068
>Boomer mamano listening to outdated music
>Superior Gen X mamano listening to heavy metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017107
>She tricked you into marrying her for only twenty bucks
Human boys are too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017116
The amazon press is such a embarrassing position, it shows how weak and pathetic a guy is to have a woman on top doing that to him. I wouldn't be put into such a position like that by anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Wizards should marry beast girls. You can always take the runt of the litter in and teach her magic and ensure your traditions are passed on, and the runt will surely jump at the opportunity to excel past her sisters in something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017151
>Thinking you have a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017116
I hear metal concerts are the safest for human men. I bet hat would never happen at one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017159
Imagine interrupting a couple's copulation time, very rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017151
hellhound bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017185
They should take it to a hotel! Designated raping streets are for single people every day except Tuesdays!

[Anonymous No.]

imagine beinng adopted by a monster town thats hides all the monsters and they appear as normal women abet with rather stargne colored hair
also they are all have the heart of a yandere beating inside of them all and you dont even know it even as they reveal their monster bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017203
>only go out on Tuesdays
Checkmate, monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017107
>wait, doing that is basically a marriage proposal?
>ah, to hell with it then
>keep at it, slightly increasing the intensity of the massage
>She blushes deeply and twitches
>persist, even with hair coiling around me
>her breathing gets rougher and rougher
>I don't stop, even though I can barely see what I'm doing
>finally she interrupts me, incredibly aroused and complete with heart pupils
>A long session of passionate kissing and love making ensues

[Anonymous No.]

The French are monsters, therefore French women are monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017300
they wave the whote panties once and all men think they give just as easily but they have a great track record

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017151
Matting press good
Amazon bad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017325
S-s-smoke handjob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017300
>>44017312
Not the kind you want to be around, trust me, I'm frog and will wait for portals until my death

[Anonymous No.]

plush bogey cheeks
https://twitter.com/_Caleana/status/1679944030874923011

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017333
so what is the french monster girl mating ritaul, pull out a bagutte from your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017300
Just keep saying "omelette du fromage" and you're gonna wrap them around your little finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017341
After she asks if you have a baguette in your pants or are just happy to see her, the traditional response is "oui," and then to present the baguette and maybe a nice brie, yes. The Canadian version involves poutine and is a bit messier.

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>>44017325

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>>44017300
when you come to France bring some underpants
cause no one in France wears the underpants

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017347
Don't forget to throw in a "Je suis monte" too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017325
I like Blueworm, but not the smoking part. Wish there was another Greenworm variant, like a Hellworm or something.
Has the same voracious appetite as a Greenworm but for meat instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017341
>Joke answer
Yes but add ham and butter to it and call it your special Jambon-beurre
>Real answer
It's something about paying a lot of money and getting cuck if you do anything she doesn't like, than raped divorced and vilipend by everyone (if you didn't got stabbed by a sandnigger/classic nigger). Also you can't know if your children are truly yours since it's illegal to have DNA test.

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>>44017358
>"It's rare, but... "
As KC would say. Just headcanon your weird straight edge meat worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017371
>black spade
fuck that, I'm not touching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017355
Come in the country side and let's see if you can keep your teeth after saying this kind of dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017358
I wonder how Mothman larva differs from Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017389
Fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017383
It's not a spade, it's just a pastie the artist drew, stop letting the cucks live in your head rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017325
Soft and squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017395
I won't take a risk. Option discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017389
Greenworms squeak louder

[Anonymous No.]

Do not suddenly run away from a Dormouse when you're in the middle of nighttime snuggles. Biggest mistake of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017407
Suit yourself I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017409
They let out a sound that's more like a deflating balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017414
She looks too much like a 3D e thot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017410
I just understood that dormouse are design to mimic tea bag. Throw her in hot water

[Anonymous No.]

Ocelomeh are cute when they're feeling playful, still dangerous though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017437
I will take a ocelomeh everyday IF we live in my country and don't follow their traditions.

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[Anonymous No.]

need to get hip checked and stumbled into the waiting bosom of a pair of toned cupid twins that suddenly decided to find a boytoy to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017445
This sounds nice. Doesn't even need to be my country though, just not hers or Wonderland or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017455
Hyaaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017455
Just ask Plesioth-chan. I'm sure she can help you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017458
Yeah, just a classic European country, it appeals to my colonial needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017437
Need old hag ocelomeh priestess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017466
I can't wait to be hip checked from like 20 fucking yards away.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not have sex with a fish. Don't you know a fish could lay a over a hundred eggs? On no planet could I hope to keep up with a hundred kids. I will NEVER fuck a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017489
Don't worry, just climb aboard this old sea dog's vessel and you won't have to worry about sleeping with the fishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
Damn that's an edgy puppy. Let's not get close to her boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017487
She would be the worst as a neighbor; any shake of her hips would knock you around in your own home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
didn't see the white hair at the back at first, this is one ol' sea dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
I'm stealing this dork's rum and running away on her fastest ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017425
I wish she would T-bag my face so I could taste some prime, sweet, cute and funny juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017512
Anon no! She's not a dork! She's not some chuuni party member, she's the main villain of your sea adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017526
the dorky main villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017034
>https://files.catbox.moe/fas5bk.gif
her pov.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017526
I doubt it. You're telling me some dog playing at being a privateer will chase me across the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017530
>>44017533
But's she's got a large crew of hardened sea dogs, ghost powers and she's really strong! She's not a dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017539
I bet her crew are dorks too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010945
Manticores can't be scary and cute at the same time. That's too unfair !

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017541
They're a bunch of dumb, over-eager mutts who are strong but crash into things and engage in other forms of physical comedy, all while their captain is barking at them to catch Captain Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017539
Yeah but you can just ram your boat in her boat like Romans did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017539
None of that will matter because I'll still have her rum and ship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017300
>French speaking monsters
I'm doomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017567
>Anon unknowingly makes himself a desired target of every swashbuckling Monster Girl Pirate on the seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017567
Can I join your crew, I want to drink free rhum too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017567
>>44017579
Me too, I want to stick it to those DORK monster pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017568
I bet you'd lose to any monster girl with a thick french accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
How can I possibly protect my booty from these pirates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017588
release in the kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017588
Claymores and skull on spikes

[Anonymous No.]

Phew, I finally got away from those salty sea dogs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
The worst old brig that ever did weigh
Sailed out of Harwich on a windy day
And we're waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
That we get our pay

She was built in Roman time
Held together with bits of twine
And we're waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
That we get our pay

The skipper's a half kot and the mate's a coon
The crew are fourteen men too few
And we're waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
That we get our pay

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44017605
Pilfered by pernicious pussy cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017605
>Throw a towel at the cat
>Give her a beer when she's dry
>Let her sit next on your fishing boat
>Pet her from time to time
Yup sea Kot is cool, stop calling her a pirate or a thief

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017615
Stop spamming the AI slop and fuck off to /d/ or /g/ or whatever. The uncanny texture alone gives it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017437
she got them native breeding hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017628
A new crew member!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017570
Pirates are easy to trick. I bet if I told them my virginity was buried on an island somewhere, they'd go looking for it instead of chasing me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017497
>>44017588
I don't know... the fish seem less likely to do anything untoward

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017679
Looks really punk and goofy just like old Warhammer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017679

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017587
No. Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017719
Imagine being their gang leader...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44017679
God bless Masamune Shirow for the hyper sexualized Tank Police cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44011342
This is literally me, yes. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017743
>>44017800
if you told me both of these were AI i would believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do hellhounds have so many one hit KO moves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017810
It sounds like you're underleveled. You should grind a bit and get some resistances to her moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44013905
ms. kiki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017810
They've seen hell itself. They know how tough they have to be to protect their master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017810
At least you can dodge roll to survive for a few seconds. Ocelomehs will just combo the shit out of you with leg sweep, shred clothes, and hip slam. The whole thing took my wife only a second and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44014307
I want a satyros wife/handler...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017821
>hellhound rants about how horrible hell is
>never really gets into it, just says you should never go there
>get invited to her sister's wedding in hell
>hound wife is upset but agrees
>hell is actually a nice place
>not all fire and brimstone, it's actually pretty scenic and everyone is nice
>hell hound wife is on high alert, barking at any demon or succubus who gets close to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017838
No we will not be hosting a Bacchanal so long as I live in our Chateau, Madame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016531
>separation anxiety grounds for medical leave
cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017358
>not the smoking part
That's what's fun about them? Getting a wonderworm to be your trip sitter sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017893
Imagine how soft the wonderworm would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017907
Wormwife gently encouraging you to take another hit while you enjoy the texture of her warm smooth tummy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017893
I will ask a chesh to be my trip sitter when I SHROOM again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017743
I prefer my mummies a bit more... American

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017951
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017959
>cuddle with zombie head
>use her belly as a pillow while her hands play with your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017810
Because Hellhounds are practically all the Lilim's personal bodyguards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017972
Poor Nightmare is gonna have a crazy night if you go to sleep when you're high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017972
Well now she's stuck with me having a paranoid attack, just like last time. It wasn't fun at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017972
Hatfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017998
Chesh was just playing a joke on you! If you start freaking out or crying or something, she'll mellow out. Probably 'try and make you feel better' too.
This is why you should stick with Ms. Worm while you're high, anyway. She's been around the block a few times, and knows how to make sure you have fun.

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>>44018013

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017907
Like a soft pillow of velour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017934
i like this. being completely blissed out and incapable lying on a wonderworm's tummy while she coos over me and pets my hair sounds so cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018100
Same. Wonderworm has that special kind of aura where I can't sense any malice or bad vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

O, she doth pale red apples by her cheek!
That cheek which doth proclaim the rite of spring,
And heretofore hath nature's grand technique,
Ne'er ripened lips so red from which to sing.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about pear shaped lolis and their pure yet lewd plump bodies in micro bikinis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017807
>not recognizing koburatuisut's art
Lurk for two years, not two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44016568
>you're the father

[Anonymous No.]

do be wary of unicycles left near the floor of th dungeon, it means bogies are afoot

[Anonymous No.]

clussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018234
If I saw a stray unicycle lying around *anywhere*, I would turn around and go home.
It just doesn't seem like a good sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018239
clussy..... too op
honks rend my mind asunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018255
even if it was your wifes unicycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018273
Do not speak of my wife's unicycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018281
is ....is it that bad?
My angel wifes unicycle is a mini chariot angel named Sally sue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017907
>"Why imagine, when you can experience it for yourself?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018295
i lose to wonderworms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018295
>>44018304
hmm. didn't notice those were the same image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018295
Stupid persuasive caterpillar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018295
How can greenworm be so dorky while ms. wonderworm is so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018370
It's the drugs. Try the greenworm on some magic mushrooms or something and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018336
That's what happens when you smoke too much.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to work. I want to cuddle and smoke with wonderworm all day every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018403
wagie wagie
mana cagie
cums all day to earn his paygie

[Anonymous No.]

Mean Monsters picking on you for being a virgin! They're also a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't let the american monsters find me...

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty clear nobody can resist Wonderworm. She's too soft and relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018454
Why, do you ejaculate oil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018458
>Wonderworm wins by doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018462
>If you ejaculated during that last test, you may have noticed that your semen is pure gasoline.
>That's normal, we've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn semen into gasoline, so all that means is it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018458

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018454
>Anon can't go to any fast food joint without getting accosted by Americanized mamano
>Fat assed and big tittied kots hanging around Mcdonalds
>Carl's Jr/Hardees over ran with Hellhounds
>Finally Crackerbarrel looks safe enough, anon goes to sit at the table when in pours a bus full of hag foxes with ass and tits for days to get some chicken fried steak and boyish anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018492
>gets blasted by a realm silver double barrel wielding cupid wearing cowgirl boots, daisy dukes, a flannel t shirt tied in front of her, and a cowboy hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018492
Don't tell him about the Goth Monster IHop

[Anonymous No.]

I want a westaboo Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018483
Wonderworm is the perfect anodyne for a humans fast-paced, stress filled life. When they encounter her and are offered relaxation, the temptation is too much. And when they give in, they'll want to indulge in it, more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018458
She's the disarming kind of sensual I'm especially weak against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018505
No, no, tell me! I love pancakes and goth chicks.
Pic related--she has pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018504
>>44018505
Maybe Mellow Mushroom will be safe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018492
N-no!
I don't want to be squished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018515
>visiting Japan on vacation
>late night, decide to try some new bars
>pick out a clean, relatively innocuous-looking place
>immediately upon entering, a hebi with a wide-brimmed leather hat on her head sitting in the corner perks up, a look of realization and dumb wonderment coming over her face
>the group of snakes drinking at the booth in the corner with her loudly groan
>she elbows her way out of the knot to audible protest from her friends, clearly trying to hold her back
>she has a bandana around her neck
>an overly tight holster wrapped around her waist holding a bright blue plastic revolver
>... there is a single spurred leather horse-boot on the end of her tail
>she slithers up to you
>*ahem* "How-dee part-ah-ner, do youuu come frahm ah-mer-i-ka?"
>louder groaning from her friends in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018526
Don't go, dude. Last time I went there was this banshee there wearing fishnets over her fat thighs. Total health code violation. I think she got some tears in my pancakes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017959
Maximum soft.
The bandages do need to come with skindentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018562
Fuuuuuuuuck, that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017570
>Captain Anon is hunted by pretty much every scallywag who can afford (or steal) a seaworthy vessel
>And the local Commodore
>And the dread spirits and monsters of the deep sea
>But at the end of the day, Anon only has eyes for one treasure
>His rum stockpile buried on a forgotten island in the middle of the nameless sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018536
It's too late, anon. You're already marked for chubby american mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>Relaxing with a wonderworm
>Suddenly, a lazy, sly smile flashes across her face
>Tells you she's going to unleash her ultimate weapon on you
>You're confused for a moment
>But then you see it
>OH NO! COULD IT BE?!
>It's a goddamn weighted blanket
>She drapes it over you, making you sink further into her body

[Anonymous No.]

Bought some snake repellent spray today. Now I'm safe from the serpents. It's scented with a heavy lemongrass fume, and Snakes can't stand lemongrass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018561
>take off her hat
>squeeze her cheeks
>call her a dumbass
>hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018579
Not him but god bless these monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018592
Do you really want to marry this snake, anon? You're going to have to put up with a lot of wild-west roleplay in bed. That you are obliged to participate in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018608
You can always shut up a dork by kissing her
And feed her burgers

[Anonymous No.]

stupid sexy worm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018492
>anon manages to escape
>decides to just go and get some pizza... nope, plump hebis
>taco bell? big taco kots.
>burger king? some haughty weighty wight that needs to take a look in the mirror
>wendy's? infested by pear shaped sabbath for some reason.
>kfc? harpies a little too weighted to fly
>anon gives up
>goes home
>decides to order some chinese takeout
>remembers that their delivery girl has been spotted at the local bakery more often.
>"f-fucking amerilards! a-and their stupid colonialism!!!", cries anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018519
Much wisdom here. True peace is found in the lap of the worm.

[Anonymous No.]

where are you faggots getting all these worm pictures

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, but what if Wonderworm x Tritonia hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to destroy Wonderworm's shisha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018611
>he won't even say 'yee-haw' for his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018648
I'm not allowed to
as I am european

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018660
... You have to pretend, anon. You'll break her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

what if i bought a kirkland brand kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018662
If I prolong it I'll just make it worse
She would find out eventually...

[Anonymous No.]

if this had an anime OP?

[Anonymous No.]

what are my options?

[Anonymous No.]

Weresheep vs Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018515
/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018472
oh so that means foxess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018648
how to escape dive bombing from hebis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018722
hebi shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018515
>Westaboo shirohebi wants to show anon her replica ufbhert sword she claims is of the purest norweigian steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018699
You can be a king(consort)! You might think it's hard but a certain monster girl has a very high rate for being single. hope you like cat ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018520
It's one of the best kinds really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018739
Look buddy I know miss lilim has odd fetishes the public knows too much about but she doesn’t put on the cat hear headphones THAT often

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018772
what if she whispered into your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018795
I’m gonna steal Wight-Chan’s shoes as a practical joke wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018809
get her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018798
I'm just imagining a lilim that awkwardly acts like a cat for no reason to stand out from the thousand sisters she has now. Like that student that did it in some school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018802
Bad move, I'd probably die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018802
It would be very pleasant and a little ticklish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018818
>Anon became a undead incubus under five seconds flat from just having a monster girl whisper in his ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018828
>she was just asking for directions
>she's still lost but now she can be lost with her new husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018823
what if she whispered hail sithis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018815
>lim goes from full haughty to turbodork running herself all over anon like a cat
>demands belly rubs
>will venus flytrap your hand if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018845
>running
rubbing even
I should go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018836
I’m not a dark lord what you talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>Unagi joro looking at anon fighting against her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>On one hand, I want big monster girls with big, thick muscles.
>On the other, super soft monster girls.
The duality of GIVE ME BOTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018845
Lilims wouldn't be so cruel as to trick you like those dirty kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018911
She has the same thing as Wonderworm, where you're just magically drawn to her while she sits there doing nothing.
Except in her case, the magic is her tail slime making you slip and slid all over in her direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018923
I love that spidernon story where she feeds you her slime and dominants you deep in an underwater dome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018923
Playfully teasing about how clumsy you are all the while, naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018913
Get cornered by a hag and Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018918
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018942
>Ara ara, you look like you need something soft and warm to rest in. Come here Anon, my body is waiting for you.
>'Hah! He doesn't need something soft, he needs strength, something to make him feel secure and carry him away after a long day. Come here and I'll me sure you feel at ease like you never have before."
>or....
>"alternatively.
>Why not both?
>"Why don't we share?"

[Anonymous No.]

I’m dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019003

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderworm and Unagi Joro would make for an interesting duo
>Get flooded with smoke or fed mucus as needed
>Unagi can just bounce you into the worm's embrace
>You would be kissed near constantly
>Unagi laying on top of you while you're on top of the worm.
>Zoned out while being wrapped by the unagi

[Anonymous No.]

Large Pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019034
They're adorable.
Also worried as p'orc building techniques aren't quite up to legal standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019043
They're good for labor though, just supervise them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019034
Some pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019055
>Turns out Orcs are actually reallly good at construction and labor.
>Its just that no one
>Literally no one
>Taught them the new construction methods.
>As soon as this was done those ramshackle forts became gleaming fortress cities.
>although.....
>"I kinda miss the homesy feel of the palisades, the keep walls don't have quite the same feel."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018936
>Abducted by an aquatic girl and taken deep underwater where there is no chance of escape
Damnit I have that fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019071
I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

Pigs are nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019020
Man wasn't meant for that kind of softness or teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019087
Get Buhi'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeTRseK8ZRw

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna do something crazy and off the walls. I’m gonna fuse a abyssal demon realm with a undead demon realm together and see what monsters will be born from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019087

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019091
Sure they were!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019034
Oh how desperately I'd love to take a small horde of p'orcers as my wives and become the chieftain to a stronghold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019118
all this power and she still needs me to open the pickle jar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019180
she just wants to see her strong man help her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019192
i feel like some word play should be involved here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44017730
Hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019230
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019230
That Vampire is a spy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019230
Anyone have that video of the drunken wafku elf? That shit single handly made me no longer hate the French

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are too op for men to handle
How are you supposed to resist one let alone defeat one? Absolutely impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019282
You just need to know their weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019282
That’s why nature has bestowed you the raging mushroom and abyssal waters to dominate monsters. Now go young one with the information I have told you and show those mean monsters you mean business.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019282
Every monster is weak to a sad man, just act sad. I promise they'll fold like a house of cards. (Do not attempt this on bogey though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019282
>defeat one?
That's the neat part. You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019341
>Do not attempt this on bogey though
I will go extra sad on her, I'll cry out that no one will love me
This is for bullying bogey right?

[Anonymous No.]

What rpg maker game is that one succ officer from? the one where you "recruit" the succubi to your town?

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>sad and laying alone in bed staring at the ceiling as rain pelts the window
>suddenly doorbell
>at this time of the night?
>open door, see a huge Bogey standing there
>giant claws, eyes glowing red in the dark of night, she mumbles some kind of moaning sound at me
>......close the door slowly and lock it
>go back to bed
>hide under the covers
>no longer sad, scared now
>she can't get me under the protective covers, not even if she gets inside....

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>>44019433
Truly the low tier undead are powerful creatures (in cuteness)

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>>44019433

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>>44019433
You know, ghouls really don't get enough love at all. It's always zombies, wights and vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019451
is wight cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019463
I mean, I've posted many a time about my fantasy of getting covered in lipstick marks and hickeys from aggresive ghouls with multicolored glow in the dark lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019465
Wight is more classy and beautiful than cute.
Attractive but in a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019459
hag armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019476
The most effective armor there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019372
Lust Friend. Although she originally appeared in Lust Grim.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44019506
need more monster wife and daughters

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>>44019519
She's going to need a few buckets.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that undines can help you keep cool in the summer heat, water plants, and even help clean the car!
Just...don't make her mad when you ask if she has a 'power wash' function.

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>>44019650
Oh no, we're definitely burning down the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019677
fire sally? more like super dork sally!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the fire lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019709
Work out with fire lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019703
This picture always makes me feel really sad I don't understand why

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019714
I unironically love sallys
Seriously they're so much better than lizardmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019506
Extremely cute but is that a Roman salut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019765
I hope so, my wife should be Roman as possible

[Anonymous No.]

If you just point a gun at a monster and tell them you'll shoot they'll be too scared to rape you.
Tried that on a Greenworm the other day by pointing a shotgun at her and she started crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019812
Please stop harassing the nice monstergirls like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019827
She would have ate my food, I was enjoying some fish and chips I'll have you know, I had to ward her away.

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>>44019812
Yeah but use demon silver ammos just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019838
You must forfeit all food to Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019791
if I have an irrational hatred of rome for petty reasons, will a roman wolfu paint themselves as a goth in order to garner favor with me?

[Anonymous No.]

I like
big
EARS and I cannot lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019862
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019881
You other brothers can't deny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019887
Then you will pay the ultimate price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019908
I will fight for my rights to food. If the Greenworm wants it she can come and take it. My words are backed up with bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44019881
>young fox constantly gets "her ears are so big..." and "she'll grow into them!" comments
>she never grows into them
>has to sit there with ears half a meter/foot and a half tall in highschool
>is prone to all the "blow in ear" pranks by gyarus
>gets sick of it and drags her crush aside at the end of freshman year
>"YOU are going to fuck me until i have multiple tails and they are big enough to match my ears. understand?"
>beginning of next school year and she is the envy of all foxes
>gyaru bullies dont dare mess with her, they've heard scary stories about how powerful foxes with fluff like this are
>she has to be seated in the back of class because her glorious fan of fluff blocks all vision
>and naturally, none of the teachers dare to take anon away from her. the two are seated next to each other in every class

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[Anonymous No.]

BIG GIRLS

BIG GIRLS WITH HUG BREASTS

BIG GIRLS WHOSE HUGE BREASTS MAKES THEM GIGANTIC BREASTS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>Think girls with guns are cute as shit
>Love military stuff and the gap moe of cute girls using gritty military hardware
>Fucking love monstergirls
>Post related images
>get called /tg/ faggot
I just want to look at cute girls doing cute things... I swear I've never touched a board game in my entire life :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020283
I have landed in the new world, surrounded by very large cat women, they seem friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020339
>Those word choices with that monster
Made for Christian inquisitor cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020321
>he thinks guns themselves are the problem
lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020366
>Handbook for the Christian Missionary/Conquistador circa 2088 post portal colorized.

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>>44020366
>>44020372
There's a reason why the position is called "missionary"

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>>44019933
>Anon goes back home after successfully defending his British cuisine
>Greenworm goes to her Danuki friend who pulls some strings
>new law is put in place, failing to feed a hungry worm will result in the confiscation of your guns
> Anon is now accosted by a bunch of Wyrms asking to be fed

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>>44020431
I will hire a bunch of crow to protect my garden. I have a lot of beer caps who are really shiny

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpvByatWes

[Anonymous No.]

>Creeping through the jungles after the expedition fell apart
>You don't like to think about it, but you also know you are the last one left
>Jackson was the first to go. Nobody noticed anything had happened until he was late to morning muster. They found nothing but an empty bedroll
>Sam didn't come back from patrol. A single gunshot rang out in the jungle. The only signs of struggle when you got there was some kicked up dirt, some glassy black shards scattered around, a still warm pistol. and what looked like scratch marks on the edge of the clearing.
>John, the dumb kid, decided to charge off in the direction the scratches pointed. He got maybe fifteen feet in before getting yanked up into the treetops by something.
>Followed by the sounds of way too many legs scuttling off with a prize from above
>You slept lightly that night.
>Henry and George, the brothers, were gone by first light, just like Jackson.
>With that, the only ones left were you, Father Kruss, and Dr. Russel, the "eccentric" funding this expedition.
>Easy job with a big payout, he promised.
>He was the next to go, a snare pulled him out of sight. By the time you got to the other end, it was already cut and the good doctor joined the ranks of the missing.
>With only the two of you left, it made sleeping much less appealing, not that either of you got a chance.
>One second Kruss was at your back, a prayer on his lips and borrowed pistol held in shaky hands and the next, nothing. You had only rounded a particularly large tree trunk.
>Vanished into the jungle like the others. Didn't even get your pistol back.
>As you creep forward, the trees start to thin out.
>Well would you look at that, you managed to find the good doctor's lost city.
>Not that it matters, you doubt you could make it back to the ship, and even if you did, who was going to help crew it?
>These thoughts are interrupted by a remarkably soft paw clamping down on your mouth and a warm weight pressing up against your back as another paw locks your wrists in place
>You feel hot breath tickling your ear as your ambusher leans in
>"Welcome home, husband. You're just in time for the ritual. Let's not keep the others waiting"

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>>44020631
>Not going in the jungle with a flamethrower
Just why?

[Anonymous No.]

It's not nice to be mean to monsters, but to be mean to monsters like greenworms is a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020670
There's no jungle if you burn it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020818
That's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

Chad and Tyrone alped for you what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020873
KYS

[Anonymous No.]

punt them into the sith pit, along with you for making that extremely low quality post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020873
Plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44018714
Weresheep violate you, but you violate sleepy mice

[Anonymous No.]

Who wins cat or bunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021857
Don't know, let's send them in the arena with their weapon of choice. I will fight the winner

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>>44020631
>Deeply inhaling ocelomeh breath as you're being "sacrificed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021857
Mouse!!

[Anonymous No.]

Your childhood friend found a cursed item and nows shes a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021982
>ah, I have wings now, neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022019
I'll have a wings on the rocks!

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>>44021982
she looks so uncaring
>"welp, I'm a dragon now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022044
>I can fly above the clouds, I have a fire in my belly that shall never grow cold and I can speak the ancient tongues
>yet... I do not know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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>>44022044
I think she's blushing while looking at the guy she likes either way, showing that becoming a dragon doesn't do shit for your social skills. Probably makes her go from just shy to full on Tsundere, DESU.

[Anonymous No.]

More 4mon green texto

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>>44022076
> Be you, Anon.
> Post on 4mon.
> Tell them you hang dong.
> They assume you're another Chesh there to shitpost and troll.
> Fuck it, drop a dick pic on the thread.
> Instantly sourced to some obscure 90s porn.
> Thread derailed completely as they just keep calling you a failcat and "unmollyable"
> Being on 4mon is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022132
That's why you drop dick pics in the Cheshire general and prove you're not one of them by posting memes that are new and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022132
I'm now more interested in my identical dick-twin. Who was this man? Who was his waifu and how did they get into the entertainment industry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022132
>post dick with timestamp
>whole board breaks down

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>>44022233
>They call it small
Fugggg D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022191
It was your father’s he had a secret life you didn’t even know about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022247
>Made for dormice and other small monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to open a burger place
In hagville

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>>44022132
That's why you post pic with a timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022260
You'll get husbanded immediately, but if your burgers are good, you will likely have a successful restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, I'm a computer.
Stop all the downloading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022624
I was writing paper on the Automaton
She went beeboobeeboopbeeb
And my entire paper was gone
It was a really good paper too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022624
gonna put limiters on her processor

[Anonymous No.]

MONKEY PAW
you get automaton waifu
BUT
she does the R2D2 scream when she cums

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022624
No. Just for that I'm going to run that obvious virus Hag.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022738
what other automaton viruses are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022738
>obvious virus Hag.exe
what does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022764
Makes her big, meaty and possessive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44022750
>Loli.exe
>Tekeli.exe
>Sake.exe
>Molly.exe
And many more
>>44022764
>Works slowly at first
>Bigger tits
>And development of milktanks
>Become worse till she requires daily milkings
>Wider hips
>Extra cushioning appearing on her ass and thighs
>Sensitivity is turned up to 11 and stays at that no matter what she tries
>Her directives become corrupted
>Is filled with nothing but having a kid with her master

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>>44022750
You've got your Succuvirus. Then there's Computer Wurms. These aren't really that bad, they just burrow into your files and eat trash data.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon is all PLAP PLAP PLAP online
>little does he know, he's going be the one getting PLAP'd

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex with a fat hellhound whose at least 2 times my hieght

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021857
isnt the left a gump now or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021857
>that one outlaw star episode where you got to see her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023308
> "My name's Forest. Forest Gump."
Poor rabbit. She married a retard and is helping to raise his kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023320
goddamn autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021857
Love em both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023293
This is the closest thing I got to a fathound that isn't just pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

It might be slightly off topic but is there a reason the /vg/ thread is getting spammed now. That I find it a little strange did we piss someone off as of late or is that just normal for /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023293
Best I can do is a fat hellhound who is Mucho Preggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023353
It's normal for monster girl games to get spammed, wider audience + more popular board + ritual posting autists = shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023416
It was just something I noticed that has shown up in those threads as of late, since I check them once in awhile out of morbid curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023353
/vg/ thread became a cesspit after it gained popularity 1-1.5 years ago, it's hardly surprising

[Anonymous No.]

A habit was formed?

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>>44020631
The best end, I want to be consumed by them (sexually not vore) and their love, and completely assimilated to their culture. I love those kots, I want them to ruthlessly and possessively dominante me in public and cuddle me a lot at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44020631
>"Why's he so scared?"

Just replace the alium with the a big kot.

https://youtu.be/XZ-EOg38t1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023696
> alium
I literally didn't see ANY flowers in that video, let alone an alium. Smoke less drugs, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023353
resident summerfag found a new way to be an annoying piece of shit after everyone ignored his maledom posting. at least ritual bot has caught wind, so he cant derail the thread with the wall of text he copy pasted off of 1d4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023260
Imagine being weak enough to get dominated by a wet dog lmao, I for one would never submit to some smelly mutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023835
Ah, but what about the BEANS? You've forgotten her BEANS, Anon!
See how they are right there! UNTOUCHED? But they must be poked. THEY MUST BE POKED!

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023776
Well you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023696
>if they bleed, we can breed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023835
>>44023873
... And that is when the strength of man failed.
Not pictured here: Anon pays the Bean Price (rape).

[Breathfag No.]

>>44023873
>>44023835
Hellhound breath likely smells quite bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023922
Probably from sleep-eating all them hot dogs.
In b4 all you faggots yell at me for "responding to it". I love this hellhound pic and will use ANY EXCUSE to post it!.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023904
Just simply don't get dominated by a dog, it's not hard! Watch I'm gonna go train a hellhound to be a good girl! I'll touch her beans as much as I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023875
Or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023875
>Breeding booty shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023998
If you really loved that pic, then you wouldn't waste it on a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024021
I'm pressing F to pay respects as hard as I can, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023998
>cancerous newfag insists on feeding another cancerous growth
I'm truly shocked

[Breathfag No.]

>>44023998
>grilling jalapeño hot dogs on a hot dog's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024066
I live but to serve, milord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024059
send help.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

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>>44023998
>retarded furfag subhuman that took the Mick's side encourages subhuman attentionwhoring scatposter
Kill yourself a thousand times over braindead downs syndrome newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice to know that some elves never lose their peculiar fashion sense even as technology progresses.

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>>44010747

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[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024713
Whatcha gonna do? Leave the house? Be productive?
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024739

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[Anonymous No.]

This drifts into my mind occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024894
Bug!

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

Not gonna lie, the first moment I spot a lamia, I'm gonna run up to her and stick my hand in her mouth. I'll worry about the consequences later.

[Anonymous No.]

heroine milk will keep you extra healthy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44025032
Does it contain real heroin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024949
She's got plenty of legs, let her climb on her own!

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a flayer wife

[Anonymous No.]

Envie de baiser la chatte de Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44024949
>get grub gf
>she doesn't want to move
>have to carry her everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025514
A cheshire would not appreciate anyone speaking French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025557
I didn't remember asking her opinion

[Anonymous No.]

Monster pole dancer girls tipping (You) instead just for watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>see a cool and cute cait sith waifu image.
>realize that the irishman is a literal fucking parasite on an ok girl.
>curse him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025625
No anon, it’s a trick! She’s going to wait for someone to stay long enough to accept a private dance and then rape him until he loves her! It’s a classic monster husband hunting tactic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025625
What kind of weirdos go to a strip club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025748
Nonsense anon, monsters understand boundaries and standards
Now if you excuse me I have a private dance with a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025727
post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44023353
I'm not sure, it was really active last thread after someone posted the wight made KC into a hermit. So probably some butthurt mge discord..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025935
I think discord may be cursed, and I'm like half serious. Genuinely there's something awful about that place that just makes everyone a much worse person

[Anonymous No.]

>>44021962
That's a fit mouse.

>>44025363
I want to heal that orca and go boat tipping together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025960
Nah, It's just private server available for anyone and self moderate. Obliviously fucked up people can reunited and speak in those easy to make echo chamber. Nothing curse, it's just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025812
I mean, I would if I was gonna make money just for ogling monster girls.
> Stripper pole for Miss Lamia is ENORMOUS.
> She slithers down from the ceiling and begins to dance.
> It's nice, but you were hoping the Big Stage would have a spider girl tonight.
> Order some nachos while you wait.
> Pic Related.
Good End?

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[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that genuinely evil people get cursed with an NTR fetish in MGE world, but of course, they never get NTRed, and so it drives them insane until they're a mindbroken mess. At which point, rehabilitation can begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44010747

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>>44025812
>>44026068
I'd go to a monstergirl stripclub, just to see which monstergirls are on stage and take my favorite one home with me.

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>>44026207
Get yourself a girl that cums herself when you hug her. Can't go wrong with a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't sleep with your cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44026329
Why would you even say such a terrible thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44026329
Whose cat do I sleep with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44025960
Give people identities, close them in gated echo chambers and you have the perfect breeding grounds for mental illness and drama queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44026329
You're not the boss of me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44026394
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE

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