/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43242010
Why hike when you can ride?

Such a thing to happen.

The other thread already got archived???

>>43242072
Yup, sad. Speaking about big cat was great

I bet jinkos do that silly wiggle cats do before pouncing like big cute dorks

>>43242072
First we had a thread that wouldn't die and then we got one that died too quickly. What a world!

Alright fellas, here's the deal. I've got a 37k chunk of story to drop, but it involves a malef. I haven't read the profile yet since it hasn't released, and based her on the rumors. My question is, do you think that it would be poor taste to drop it before the profile goes public? I'd feel like shit if the profile drops and her personality isn't close to what I wrote.

>>43242078
She's barely touched her broccoli.

>>43242107
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/13283247/post/78124600

>>43242107
I'd recommend waiting. You can do an edit if your guesses are too far off-canon, or add a comment or insert an exposition that she's a non-standard personality example.
>Speaking of releases - when?

>>43242107
Just use kemono as posted by this anon >>43242121
KC has as far as I know gone silent on us and not releasing the Malef. So go ahead imo.

>>43242107
Nobody would find a story to be in poor taste because of a monster's personality being a bit off the profile depiction.
You'd need to be completely out there for this to be an issue.

>>43242121
>If it's a human female, then she'll transform into a “dragonewt”
Shortstack Dragons?

>>43242146
>KC has as far as I know gone silent on us and not releasing the Malef. So go ahead imo.
It still baffles me that nobody from KC's inner circle pointed out to him how weird it is to first mess up game development and fail to deliver anything for two fucking years and then instead of making up for it, implement an even stricter paywall policy on the little content that actually does come out.

>>43242121
Oh shit, alright. Spot on. Good stuff. Part one of Vala's alt ending to the Mana Cabana series

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553650/chapters/117228286

This one started to run away from me, so I decided to break it up into two parts since editing giant blocks of text hurts my soul and keeping the story cohesive gets tougher the more there is to it. I'll add the second half later, wanted to let them do cute things together for a bit before they get together.

>>43242107
> My question is, do you think that it would be poor taste to drop it before the profile goes public?

No, who cares? I guess it could be kinda controversial if it was a pic and could be seen by KC, but nobody would care about a story and japs can't read it anyway

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43242090
>Jinko wiggling her large, well-rounded rear right before the attack
I'm gonna need a back view of that.

>>43242175
Friendly reminder to yank the tails of demons you meet in public. It's the proper way you greet them!

>>43242175
Ok busy working but I was waiting for this, good stuff

A modern ghost for a modern age

>>43242225
Lazy fat ghost, can't scare anyone.

I exist to become food for a lamia

>>43242225
Why is hair over eyes so attractive? I don't get it. Take any monster and cover one or both eyes with her hair and she becomes 10x more attractive to me.

>>43242249
A happy snake is one gets enough nutrients from her husband.
Eating raw eggs with the shell gets boring quickly, blowjobs never do.

>>43242170
I think he's just burned out.

>>43242261
because mystery, its the same way more clothes is better than less clothes, you have to know what youre doing though

How do MGC residents cope being on Virgin bay?

>>43242295
tantalisation derived from mystery

>Werewolves won't leave me sheep alone
>Keep taking them every time I take them out to graze
>Can't deal with the loss of sheep
>Put a request to the guild to deal with them
>Some young hero shows up claiming he'll make those werewolves stop
>To his word they stopped
>For a bit anyways
>6 months later and now I got heavily pregnant werewolves stealing even more of my flock
I fucking hate heroes

>>43242387
Let your sheep stay with you at night

>>43242346
Virgin bay is where all the cute virgin boys are at though.

>>43242107
You're sort of inviting the most severe retribution from the same people that stalk the /d/ threads. So at worst you get a page calling you a bad boy on his site because ao3 ignores dmcas.
>>43242170
Consider what we know of his inner circle and it doesn't seem that odd.

>>43242400
I already do, but I have to let them out to eat and get fresh sometime. And I can't exactly be on both sides of flock at the same time nor can I sprint a 100 yards in 5 seconds. Also I can't hire help because said werewolves keep stealing my sheep meaning I make less money and couldn't pay the Lilim tax if I did hire help.

>>43242417
>its all a marketing scheme

>>43242400
>Let your sheep stay with you at night

>>43242580
>surrounded by slightly crazed sheep slowly advancing on you
what is the logical continuation of this scheme assuming no crab cop out?

>>43242387
You gotta get yourself a loyal shepherd dog or two to scare the wolves off

>>43242640
find your inner welshman

>>43242277
Just spend a couple hours inside that belly. No digestion. Just a warm yet slimy sleeping bag

>>43242428
What kind of people stalk the /d/ threads?

>>43242723
The kind that do it for free.

What happens when a monster girl encounters a human cosplaying/dressing up like one of them?

>>43242732
Don't post off-topic images

>>43242732
Well if it’s a chaos girl there’s going to be some body transfiguration, that when you wear things that mimic her she will see you as her husband.

>>43242764
So if I want to attract a shog I should get naked and cover myself in blackberry jam?

>>43242832
Yes.

>>43242175
Thanks Magus, love Vala

>>43242107
Only glowies and turbospergs will give you a hard time.
Speaking of hard times, two questions.
Are you harder than they are?
Can you get me harder than they are?
Do what you do. If it's bad, no one will give a little greasy drippy shit.

>43242890
You have to bait harder than that, kid. Try including a furry pic next time. Earn that (you)

>>43242175
>Monster being dicks
>Mc being insufferable and doing nothing to defend himself
>One more femdom story
Yeaaaaah...

>>43242917
I don't get it.

>>43242921
Malefs are canon Femdoms not standard MereLizards, so go seethe at KC direct.

>>43242977
Ignore him, it's one of the shitposting retards false-flagging.

>>43242981
Everything is femdom now, every new profiles and every story. It's sickening

The VAMPAIAH DORAGON. The two haughtiest species combined into one. You think you're man enough to handle this level of tsundere?

>>43243006
Nah hate tsunderes I only put my dick in yanderes.

>>43242981
>>43242992
>They could probably easily force a man into submission and enthrall him as a breeding partner. Yet regardless of this fact, they tend to prefer more devious methods
>in order to sate their wicked desires in a more ideal fashion. For example, such as by using their wits and cunning to skillfully flare up their prey's desire and coaxing him by saying they'll grant his wishes in exchange for obedience, or even by using their own bodies and behaving in the manner of a succuba to seize a prey's heart and drive him crazy with the joy and pleasure of breeding...

>THIS is femdom
This is the part where you say you're just pretending or something, btw

>>43242010
Threads are so fast nowadays it's hard to keep up
I need a shog to whip me into shape so just reading doesn't take all evening for me

What should be done about the terribly slutty vampires dragging their species name through the mud?

>>43243127
they need to be fucked thoroughly and put on display to show vampires they are mere female bloodsuckers, that should serve human men

>>43242746
I'm not even a fan of wonderland but wock doesn't deserve the amount of bullying she gets.

>>43243109
>force and enthrall him
>seduce and enthrall instead
this is why I just ignore the description.

>>43243006
Now this is a dragon I'd love.

>>43243109
Oh wow they're the manipulative kind of femdom and can force you into anything physically too. I'm so wrong...

>Pharaoh sis gets mad at me for getting another one of her advisors pregnant
How the fuck am I supposed to resist?

>>43243305
She's just jealous

>>43243305
I don't see the problem. You're just making more advisors for her.

>>43243305
well, you get to work then! she's already jelly, so why not talk to her calmly over a cup of definitely-not-spiked tea?

Expand your bloodline like your genetics tell you to!

>>43242175
Tialoch ending when?

>>43243006
>Wearing symbiotic creatures as underwear
Not sure how to feel about that

>>43243372
I will overrun the planet with sandworms. I will have so many sandworm daughterus that me and my wife will be declared an ecological disaster. So much so, that an army of lilims, baphs, and demons have to conjure a desert planet to contain all of my offspring. And even then, we won't be stopping. A single man won't be able to walk on that planet more than a few feet before a sandworm daughteru pops out of the ground to eat him. I will become a menace to the universe.

>>43243006
Prime Ryona bait

>>43243006
needs to be pumped full with a brood or three

i wonder what happens when a new species is born (echidna shenanigans) does her mother make her daughter will make ALOT of children with her future husband? to ensure it spawns a big next generation and such

>>43243500
gross

>>43243006
Too furry

>>43243372
Sex with younger monstergirls without impregnation

>>43243510
>without impregnation
then whats the point anon?

>>43243551
He doesn't want to take responsibility

>>43243563
True irresponsible sex is knocking her up and running away
Before getting caught and made to take responsibility

>>43243500
kys furfag

>>43243589
>Before getting caught and made to take responsibility
there is no reason why this sounds so hot to me

Impregnating an Umi Osho and immediately taking responsibility!

>>43243696
sounds dangerous, what if she wants more?

What will poor Hebi do when Ryu decides she likes the human Hebi had eyes for and hasn't claimed yet and takes him and arranges for their ritualistic marriage ceremony?

>>43243712
Doesn’t that form into a love triangle where anon gets both the Ryu and the Hebi.

>>43242175
Need Lilim Viceroy to colonize my bed if you know what I mean.

>get job interview
>my reviewer is a demon lady
>"Alright, we need to see what you can do. Unzip those pants."
>get real visibly upset and shy away from her at this
>she has this evil grin now
Ma'am, with all due respect, what the FUCK does my penis have to do with the accounting job I applied for?

>>43243822
Just go away, who care. My place only hires men (no Alp allowed) and we're the only productive factory in town. We also have no health insurance, a lot of injuries, a lot of tiredness and depression.

>>43243822
Your new job as a breeder of course!

We've sent five ambassadors into the territory of the Amazon Queendom. None have returned.

...We did get a letter from the Amazons though. It just says 'Send more ambassadors', so maybe we're close to a diplomatic breakthrough.

>>43243858
Burn the jungle to the ground. Nothing good come from there. Expect tacos cat, I like them (in a cage)

>>43243551
>then whats the point anon?
Mating with plump mamono lolis

Remember to watch out for electric eels when you're in the jungle. They're much more aggressive than their Zipangu cousins, and can grow large enough to electrify an entire lake. It may be best to avoid the water entirely.

>>43243822
It’s an office full of single CCs isn’t it

>>43243911
>stupid sexy wight

>>43243916
always

>>43243921
But that's a Lich.

>>43243926
is that rascist?

I want to be a flamethrower wielder in the trenches

>>43243006
Needs more clothes

i want to hold hands with a monster in public.

>>43243948
me too but i'd do it for money

>>43243930
No, I don't think Liches are racist.

>>43243935
Lava Golems love foreplay

>>43243855
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

Office work is alll fun and games until your boss trapps you inside and gives you a choce between paperwork or letting her suck your dic

Your bloodline has been determined by God to not have enough holiness. To fix this, She has dispatched an angel for you to procreate with. Refusal is not an option.

So if angels can sing a musical note to heal, does that mean dark angels can do the same with lewd moans?

>>43243984
Finally my faith and prayers paid off! How many kids we aiming for?

>>43243984
>meat your maker

>>43243890
There is a monster girl gacha?
I know KC did a cute wolf for a game once.

>>43244065
>There is a monster girl gacha?
there was one for monster musume.

>>43244076
The eagle and bee girls were some of the finest designs out there.

Who takes charge in a harem situation when one of those girls lives in a place where cats rule absolutely?

>>43244065
Monster Girl TD, a tower defense gacha. They had a crossover event with MGQ lately.

>>43244102
>Anon is married to a LV85 Jabberwock and other high-level monsters
>LV18 Chesh is the headwife solely because they moved to the cat kingdom

>>43243935
The smell of burned fur in the morning...

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107272528
clutch the birb gently

>>43242010

>>43243977
>you will get milked at work and you will be happy

>>43243822
>he doesn't know about mandatory workplace penis inspection days
Be glad they decided to let you know before you signed the contract.
You didn't just blindly sign it, right?

>>43242010

>>43244140
do not talk to the sheep
do not approach the sheep
any attempts to remove sheep from your bed will result in failure
accept your helplessness and move on with life

>>43242107
>I haven't read the profile yet
>do you think that it would be poor taste to drop it?
Is this bait or is your stupidity authentic? Just make it a regular fucking dragon and make it have nothing to do with MGE.

Griffon-chan is extra cute when she is grooving
look at her go
she is unstoppable

>>43244270
wow such quality OC, yet another AI generated picture of an elf with messed up spaghetti fingers

>>43244104
Thanks.
Gacha games are usually a good source of fanart, definitely worth checking related tags.

>>43244302
Gonna steal some eggs from her nest while she's out running errands and take them back home to make a giant omelette with.
And nobody will EVER know it was me!

>>43244302
The griffon cannot groove if you steal her maracas.

>>43244387
Damn slutty oarfish!
Seduce an earthling!!
Rape correction is needed!

>>43244140
Too much meat, I'm on a diet.

Remember to feed your vampire enough blood anons, you never know what they could be driven to do if they get hungry enough.

this reminds me of that green a few threads ago where researcher decided to stay in ocelomeh village

>>43244626
He became the shaman of a goblin tribe?

>>43244637
yes

>>43244626
>>43244637
I will not fuck the goblins.
Nor move in with the goblins.
And definitely not marry the goblins either.

>>43244702
Quote from grandfather to 30 Goblins, Goblintown USA

any ML researchers in this thread?

remember to hide cucumbers around the house when a catgirl is visiting

>>43244789
me! I am a longtime Manticore Lips researcher. Tday I made a groundbreaking discovery about the taste of my wife's new lipstick.

>>43244805
That's how you attract Kappa

>>43244805
>Anon
>hides cucumbers in every room
>checks later, they are disappearing
>no catgirls
>no Kappas
>checks carefully, no greenworms
>Anon's Kiki maido is suspiciously happy...

>>43244805
>walk in on her using cucumber as a dildo
>"huh? what did you expect, smart ass?"

>>43243135
Actually she does, have you ever had to deal with an arrogant hag like her?

>>43244789
I am a Minotaur Love researcher yes
My current hypothesis states that Minotaurs are exceptionally lovable monsters

I guess I dabbled a bit in Machine Learning too but not enough to be a researcher

>>43245112
>minotaur >>43245112

The thing I don't get about the legend is
Why they try containing the guy by putting him in a maze?

>>43245177
Where would you have put him?

>>43245293
Just a normal dungeon
It's literally the sane construction as the maze just yiu know with the walls closed

>Kenko_Cross just became a patron of Dreamsavior

gobbos

>>43242641
I'm now imagining a couple of cute, fluffy, HUEG kobolds that are overgrown teddy bears to the shepherd but go Yakuza mode at the mere mention of werewolves.

>>43242010

>>43245367
Really? He made an announcement about this?

>>43245177
Normal prison wouldn't do and Daedalus went all out instead of a simple construction.
>>43245317
I don't remember if the myth mentions it, but it could have very well been underground.

>Kenko_Cross just became the prime minister of Japan

>>43245367
What? Who is that?

You can definitely outrun the chesh
Escape into the wilderness, she will not follow you
If you can’t escape you simply aren’t running erratically enough

>>43245409
Not a good idea, Abe got killed a year ago and the new guy got almost killed yesterday. Based japs are hunting down them

>Kenko_Cross just flew over my house

>Kenko_Cross just became the shogun of Tokugawa clan

*chuckles*
I’m in danger

>>43245455
please don't waste image limit, use catbox for things like that
we just recently had a thread that went almost a day with no images

>>43245441
i just fuck a wock then fall asleep on her meaty body

>>43245398
>He made an announcement
No , patreon just sent this I assume automatically
>>43245426
No idea

What do you do when a naughty Harpy steals your fish?

>>43242010

>>43245367
>>43245501
It's an offline translation service apparently. Pure meme i bet.

Yeah, game is not looking good.

>>43245556
Spank that butt

>>43245556
she'll have to fight for it

>>43245455
Could a flayer flay you to hallucinate something like this? It's straying into nightmare territory, but...

Which girl with huge titty to draw this time?

>>43245619
living doll knight

Oh, I was wrong. It's translator++... which is free. I'm not 100% sure he is doing but mostly likely trying to get the guy to write a script for him.
I think that translator he had might have gone away.

>>43245614
Wet nightmares.

>>43245619
Galko

>>43245619
ant arachne

>>43245619
tritonia

Royal Goblin Butt.

>>43245619
>>43245646
Seconding the cute sea slug

>>43245666
Didn't do the ocean bunny slime yet so ok, gonna do that

>>43245636
It's over

>>43245690
After six months or radio silence I don't really know or care what happens. He could release an update tomorrow or never.

>>43245383
You will take your border collie cu siths and you'll like it.

>>43245578
>Yeah, game is not looking good.
I have no idea HOW can you fuck this up when you had a fully working prototype that people liked, and all you had to do was to make more girls and people would still laud it as the best monster girl game ever because you're fucking KC himself.

I can't handle slightly above room temp. It feels like I'm slowly being cooked alive.

>>43243727
>Harem
>With a hebi
I'd pay to see that

>>43243822
Penis inspection day is an official day, it can be declared at anytime as well. Better show her your dick anon, or else you'll have to go to jail. You wouldn't want to be put in the same cell as a hyper aggressive pent up hellhound would you?

>>43245805
>t.

>>43245810
I'm pretty sure KC has directly stated that a harem with a hebinis possible, but they'd try to dominate your time. I pity the man that has to juggle that without a bicorn or smoke hobo harem master to help.

>>43245793
I have enough experience that I can already see the seams breaking. Plus autism.
>several buttons do nothing and I know rpgmaker would make them suck for their intended goal
>probably doesn't understand how to do combat
>you level up through sex which is fine for porn and lore but makes the gameplay shit
These are just design issues too. The biggest drag was he had a system for dialogue that he gung hoed into working for the prototype but probably fell apart for anything more complex or was just so extremely unwieldy he couldn't do it.
Also patreon disease. That's probably a lot of it.
Anyway he's now subscribed to a patreon for translator++ which is open source but comes with the benefits of someone writing one script for him and something called points.
In the best case scenario he's asking for a way to import 50k lines of dialogue into the game and that will happen soon.
In the worst he's asking for a way to do that but the response will be "lol retard"
Didn't he mention he had someone just write every single line of text into the game?

>>43243858
Heh, all these savages need is a man to put them in their place. I'll go, there's no way I'll lose to amazons, you just gotta slap their ass and demand they make you a sandwich.

I'm going to the ice kingdom in the arctic for a vacation. What should I expect?

>>43245840
I like to think she'd fall in love with both of you honestly, and become possessive of both you

>>43245895
ice worms

>>43245895
it'll probably be pretty cold

>>43245895
Being claimed by soft yeti paws

>>43245849
As much as people malign publishers or management, they are needed if only to force the creative to get shot done. As otherwise you have Patreon/Kickstarter disease.

Fat cat.

>>43245895
15 foot tall blue skinned Jotunn women.

>>43245975
this cat is the one i shall sleep with

>>43245895
Beware desert monsters also on vacation. Too many fools go up there without proper preparation and next thing they know they have a shivering anubis clinging to them for warmth

>>43246009
>Not wanting to huddle up to a fire cuddling a freezing autism jackel
Weak

What slime do you like? Aesthetically I kind of like the blue slime and shog the most

fuck the snow, i love beach and the summervile isles

>>43246025
I want palm trees, sandy beaches, drinks at the hammock and sunshine.

>>43246033
imagine all the sunbathing lizards and dragons

>>43245619
Titania

>>43246038
Big, thick dragons will all that thigh meat, ass, and scales on display will drive a man crazy, maybe malefs were right

>>43245895
You don't wanna do that man, if you get caught by the Glacies or Ice Queen you're never coming back. You definitely don't wanna get raped by a Tsurara or Yuki Onna either, their vaginas are as cold as the winter and it'll be your last rape ever as the hypothermia sets in. God help you if you run into a Yeti or Wendigo or White Horn, you won't be able to resist hugging their warm fur and soon will find yourself moving into whatever cave they inhabit. And if you see a Selkie she'll probably say something like "PERKELE :DDDD" at you and then you'll laugh at her unfortunate appearance which will upset her and cause her to stab you with her spear out of anger.

>>43246070
Also they would be choco flavoered, imagine that. as well as the fact there will bright blues, purples, reds, and yellows

>>43245721
When was the game released? Like 3 years ago by now?

>>43246112
what if you were trying to also relax on the beach and a couple of big dragons came over to pay you to rub them down with sunscreen, haha, just some nice pudge (not too much) with them guiding your hands to rub suspiciously close to their reverse scales, haha

What do you do when a gang of Imps come joshing on you?!

>>43245975
If she wears glasses, I'm cumming in her asses.

>>43245805
>>43245833
It's finally starting to cool down

>>43246049
Hmhyees.

>>43245895
Do not enter the men-only saunas, it is a trap.
Do not enter the mixed saunas, it is a trap
Do not enter the private saunas, it is a trap
And most definitely do not enter the monster-only saunas. They’re not a trap but only because it is pretty obvious you will be raped if you go inside.

>>43243135
she is an arogant,insufferable,needlessly prideful dragoncel so yes she deserves it

>>43246327
What if I just build my own sauna fit for one guy and use it?

>>43246356
You'll be raped by saunatonttu

>>43246373
So be it

>>43242640
Hands on many milkers, doing much milking.

>>43246207
Just hold their head with my hand, they're too small to do anything.

>>43242640
Surrender to their fluffy embrace and accept your fate as a sleepy daki/fucktoy/hubby

>>43245614
>Nightmare
This would be a dream come true for me, wanna be a mindfucked manwhore for flayers

>>43242175
This is some good stuff.

>>43242428
>AO3 ignores DMCAs
They actually Uno Reverso'd him with some thing about the Fair Use act.

I'm escaping to the one place not corrupted by Monster Girls.
SPACE!

>>43246196
i'd be just do it and if happy ending happens, then it s amazing

>>43246521
>Anon is about to get shoged and flayed

>>43246126
party site has a video of the game from 2020 and the actual game in 2021.

>Walking around with your throat just casually exposed

Cover yourself, whore.

>>43246518
I hope he asked for a refund from his lawyer.

bogie kiki

>AO3 ignores DMCAs
Holy fucking shit what a pathetic loser. I hope people write all sorts of NTR about MGE until KC spegs out so hard he has an aneurysm.

>>43242175
Great as always. I do want to know how the Lim viceroy managed to stop the villain known as Florida Man though

>>43246492
The power of imagination is really OP, it's almost as strong as friendship.

>>43246606

>>43246606
>"This is what I was wearing. Tell me I asked for it."
>"You asked for it."
>"Indeed."
>"Good demon lord, look at those CLAVICLES!"
>"I wish I could do you the honor of being raped by me right now, slut."
Remember, no boys on the internet.

>>43246647
Ao3 is already full of garbage anyways wouldn’t change much.

>>43246764
Dont feed the newfag shitposter, anon.

>>43246774
Okay, but Ao3 is still full of garbage though.

>>43246606
>implying she can even bit e my neck
> it's a 32-inch diameter

I want to go the beach already, come on.
It's enough of the winter.

>>43246841
There are too many monster bullies at the beach though

>>43246851
>Just watching is fine.

If I become the fastest in the universe the monster girls won’t be able to touch me.

>>43246786
DO
NOT
FEED

>>43246882
>Feed me, Seymore!

>>43246862
just dont pay attention to them or tell them that this wont get them laid and make sure their vaginas stay as sandy as the beach they are on

>>43245660
Westiod art is so trash. Even the good artists just fuck up the proportions so much that its just grotesque

>>43246890
The original film is on youtube, it's pretty funny. An early appearance by Jack Nicholson as a masochistic dental patient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fINOBT6cAdU

>>43246882
DON’T
FEED
THE
MUSE
>Proceeds to feed the chubby mindflayer delicious food you cooked for her

>>43246982
Monster Girls und Panzer

>>43246960
Snakes are just comical rather than cute and sexy.
Like I was out in the yard the other day at night doing some late night tree pruning with my chainsaw, one of the little dorks gets surprised and jumps at me to beeline for the chainlink fence behind me but gets scared at my sudden movement and tries chasing me before realizing I'm a giant in comparison then runs off into the tall grass beyond.
Another little dork pops up over a board I have along the chain link fence and flops down before charging forward before seeing me and then darts off into some rocks I have In the yard to hide from me.
If only they weren't bitey I'd have loved to pet them

>>43246616
Wouldn’t know don’t care if he does or does not.

>>43245983
>still no ice giant mg
what is kc even doing

>>43246881
You are going to get taken out by well placed banana peel

Silly hats?

>>43246982
Listen to that kitty purring.

https://youtu.be/ROnb5ouBjNc?t=75

>Trying to get photographic evidence of sasquatch
>They all just 'kyahhhh!' and bound off into the woods
>Raw video footage somehow converts to an 80s anime intro complete with theme song

>>43247084
NOT silly. Tall hats are important for mana conduction.

Enough shitposting, time for chocolate

>>43247045
DMCAs

>>43247173
Fucking her…cattystyle.

>>43247188
What's that?

>>43247201
Digital Millennium Copyright Act, you can easily look this stuff up.

>>43247173
Playing with choco butts.

>>43247211
>you can easily look this stuff up.
Nah

>>43247199
I'll have you know that cats are very wholesome creatures

>>43247243
Head

What do I need to get a loli monster wife? I'm fine with lolis of any age and most of the monster species that exist, but I have my wishes and preferences of course.

>>43247243
>spray water on her face
puss away, you lazy dum kut

I hope we get a dorm dash alt ending for journey of the magi, mostly because the idea of getting rape corrected by a shitton of pissed off monsters is hot

>>43242010

>>43247265
>What do I need to get a loli monster wife?
first, open the portal. second, roam around with a sign that goes like "looking for a loli wife". it should work.

>>43247265
Go onto 4mon and start making rabid big tit supremacy threads.
Once you get enough flat chested monsters angry at you and shitposting reveal that you're a man then wait for whichever one will track your IP and hunt you down. Be sure to have your engagement ring ready.

Does anyone know where I can get tigrex rated ballgags, she crushed the last 5 and keeps waking up the entire village

>>43247327
Fool you are, the muscles to open her mouth are weaker than the ones to close it, get a muzzle instead

>>43247238
He's trying to police what fanfiction and fanart is made. From what I can tell the fanfiction is untouchable but he is able to get stuff deleted from 4chan if posted.

>>43247140
Easy, I leave a pizza on a tree stump and ambush her.

>>43247317
>>43247321
Both of these sound like solid ideas, but can't both of these fail? What if some big tits monster comes for me instead?

>>43247294
I'm considering it, but it won't be something like that. More of a redemption arc.

>>43247321
>Implying you wouldn't get multiple neet Lolis wanting to give you correction

>>43247345
Nah

>>43247385
Just head straight for the nearest Sabbath.

>>43247345
He literally only cares if it's made in the context of MGE. You can write or draw whatever the hell you want for monster girls and violate his rules specifically if you're not using MGE designs or characters. It's not that hard.

>>43247385
>What if some big tits monster comes for me instead?
mge doesnt allow reverse rape, so as long you keep yourself calm and composed you should be fine. if you opened the mgq portal by mistake...well i hope you're wearing your running shoes.

>>43247421
>mge doesnt allow reverse rape
>what are orcs for 500 alex

>>43247409
You'll need multiple rings then

>>43247407
I mean yeah, I figured halfway through the rape they'll see he's actually getting really sick and take care of him

>>43247420
He has no claim on those designs

>>43247430
It technically only happens when the guy wants it deep down, and >>43247265 didn't discount a horde of loli P'orcs.

Sabbath baphomet wife....

>>43247453
I mean the designs he himself created, he kinda does. Remember when he posted stuff about the NTR encyclopedia? He only posted the ones that used his art

>>43247488
It's only in his mind. Around 30% of his designs are so generic the only reason his dmca hold up is because they are unchallenged. Some of his designs are so bad he could end up in court if he was dmcaed.

>>43247486
>It technically only happens when the guy wants it deep down
Or you know, when they get a little horny.
>They are extremely lustful, and normally all they think about is having sex with men, wandering around in search of men they can target. Once they've spotted a man, they form groups and attack in an effort to capture him. Men who have been abducted like this are taken off to the orcs' homes, where they are made into slaves.

>>43247517
Nonsense, my p'orc would never make me a slave, I just have to wear a collar and serve her whims. This is bigoted elven propaganda

>>43247517
Wont mamono mana save me if I genuinely don't want it?

she's coming to get you... you better walk away at moderate pace if you want to keep your virginity...

>>43247539
In universe, yes. Monsters only go after you if they sense you want it, or are their soulmate

>>43247543
luckly i never walk without salt, my taste for spaghetti saved me again.

They'll never admit it, but sometimes they like to pose as regular cats to lure in husbands. Once you feel her soft and arousing fur it's all over for you.

>>43247543
Or I could undress and lie down on the ground.

>>43247543
Gonna pet her and then leap a few steps backwards and keep doing it

Does anyone else get sad reading isakai stuff? I get really sad now whenever I read them, it sucks too cause I wanna reread journey of the magi.

>>43247563
you can't hide, but YOU CAN RUN!
>>43247585
a man of good taste! more people should appriciate the snail
>>43247588
>snail gets progressively more horny and desperate
>Anon just keeps it up while smugging
>till he feels his back hitting the wall...

Seaslug progress. Not sure If to make one eye slighty visible or If It's better to keep eyes hidden

>>43247622
she cute!

>>43247598
if only that armor could help her to reach the mid-tier power ranking. it doesnt

>>43247598
O-oh uh- she'd accept an apology and let me go, right?

>>43247622
Slightly hidden eyes cute

>>43247596
Sometimes I like to imagine having a fun adventure, but then I remember my own limits and the reason those isekai protags get cheats in the first place

>>43247596
I don't isekai

>>43247596
The only isekai I like is futurama

>>43247659
Yeah, not just that but I just feel sad that it's never gonna happen y'know? Like man I'd cut off my leg to go to MGE

Alright, so why are baphomets the best monsters out of them all?

how do i get monsters to give me some personal space?

>>43247673
Fair, most are...kinda mid. Journey of the magi is like the only good one I can think of honestly. Better than most Isekai anime too
>>43247673
Would that even count as Isekai?

>>43245666
>>43247622
!

>>43247723
because they cute

>>43247622
i tend to prefer full hidden
but since i'm a greedy bastard maybe you could do both?

>>43247733
You never watched konosuba? Or even shield hero?

>>43247723
they trigger the onii-chan instinct inside every man.

>>43247622
hidden eyes

>>43247755
Why slare you grouping should hero with konosouba

>>43247732
Tell them you can't love or be loved, it's best used against Eros monsters

>>43247755
I watched some konosuba, it's only good for porn imo. Never heard of shield hero, I'll give it a gander. Thanks

>>43247762
They are both isekai.

>>43247779
don't bother with shield hero, it's complete trash

>>43247723
They aren't, they just come in the optimal female form by default.

>>43247723
goats are cute

>>43247642
oh no! you're going into the shell mister!
(it's actualy her own luxorious pocket realm with all the fun stuff and high speed internet connection, so don't worry, you'll have something to do outside of sex for your honeymoon)

>>43247723
I will accept a bapho and slowly feed her wonderland cake until she becomes the biggest milf in MGE

>>43247784
that's too bad, raph looks cute.

>>43247784
Thread opinion is everything that isn't a hugbox is trash, ignore him.

>>43247780
Yeah but konosoba can stand on its own since it's a comedy first and firmlst.

>>43247784
>shield hero
Shield hero was the point where I wholesale decided just to avoid isekai entirely.

dark valk/seraph of the scales

>>43247833
Then watch reincarnated as a sword. That was pretty good too, at least the manga was.

>>43247823
nah even outside of hugbox standards it sucks, it's just poor revenge porn. Alright until the 4th episode and then just goes completely downhill. Neutered the fuck out of some scenes too compared to manga/LN but those still suck as well.

>>43247784
Meanwhile Dungeon Nursery had a man making the most based decision he could.

>>43247867
wait a minute
tell me more

>>43245329
i trust in bird

>>43247790
>Pocket dimension
How strong is this damn snail?

>>43247874
Salaryman dies and gets isekai'd into a dungeon crawl to pass onto reincarnation or Heaven or some nonsense like that, gets the summoner job class and told he has to beat the Overlord. Gets like three daughter monsters that he has a non-talking Frog act as the mother to and when offered to move onto the afterlife and leave his family behind he chooses Option C and becomes the new Overlord to stay with them.

>>43247893
that sounds cozy

>>43247893
>daughter monsters
daughterwaifu, i hope.

>>43247893
very refreshing

>>43247857
Anon no just no

>>43247824
>>43247780
>>43247755
I thought these threads hated konosouba

>>43247886
strong enough to hug you tight and kiss you a lot

>>43247913
I am the bottom two of those comments and the thread and me disagree on plenty so you're probably still right.

>>43247723
>baphomets
That's a weird way of spelling sandworms

>>43247920
You actually changed my mind on snail girls
I hope you're proud

>>43247972
>I am the bottom

>>43242175
Fantastic as usual. Every time you introduce a new character I want to see a new ending for them (spinoff for that milf-y kraken from the og when)
I like manacabana's MC. He's cute.

>>43247992
my job here is done then

>>43243006
don't really want to get 'b-baka, of course i don't like you, stupid peasant!!'d and then tail swiped through a wall
i'll leave her for braver anons

>>43248012
Didn't work on cait sith.

Here's your party, bro.

>>43248088
Wheres the healer, I aint doing that, if none are provided ill just rough it out solo

>>43248105
just chug potions non-stop

>>43248088
These are clearly the wrong people, my party is a lot smaller (height-wise)

>>43248105
this small goat will be your healer

>>43248124
no, i need my holy holst nun healer if i m in a party with holy milkers filled with healing milk

Top 3 best selling books in MGC this week:
>"I raped my childhood friend and now he won't say a word but I'll never give up!"
>The cover is a gloomy looking young man being cheered up by a genki succubus
>"I got asked out by a fat balding man and now I'm learning to be a housewife."
>The cover is a flustered centaur knight thinking about what to cook for her ugly bastard husband
>"He promised to marry me when he was in kindergarten but he then became a monster hating hero?!"
>Cover is a paladin who is pouting while a teary-eyed lamia is on the floor behind him

>>43248088
I trust the salamander but I'm not sleeping around the fox.

>>43248145
>gloomy looking young man being cheered up by a genki succubus
Wasn't thst an actual manga?

Which mg would be the quirky side character, that's probably a fan-favorite, but really couldn't carry a story on her own?

>>43248156
Yes but calling it's not really fleshed out, just a series of weak jokes that wear out a bit fast.

>>43248171
Otohime as the thirsty hag who makes advances on the MC but isn't really serious about competing with the main girl.

>>43246647
What did he try to DMCA?

>>43248088
Fox is gonna get jealous when I spend all my time with Miss Sally Mander.

>>43248187
On a day to day basis it's just best not to think about KC.

Lilim appreciation post
Mondays suck for lilims too, so give them extra cuddles

>>43248185
>thirsty hag who makes advances on the MC
My first thought of this is the shotac9n teacher from mahoromatic

>>43248246
KC's schedule:
>6AM: Wake up
>6 to 7 AM: Shower, breakfast, get dressed
>7 AM to 8 PM: Work & commute
>8 PM to 10 PM: Hunt down NTR
>10 PM to 11 PM: Play horse girls gacha
>11 PM to 11:30 PM: Work on MGE
>11:30PM Go to bed

>>43248269
>7 AM to 8 PM:
Is thst normal?

>>43248088
what the fox do

>>43248304
Japanese salaryman jobs are soul crushing.
Need the portal to open up soon to save all those poor souls.

>>43248305
She can spend her turn using consumables or stealing from the ennemies.
Don't expect her to deal damage though.

>>43248304
For Japanese people, yes. It's vile

>>43248269
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/679442