/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43249088
How would purists feel about mixed milk?
> Miss Moo Moo's Mamomo Milk
> Made from the Perfect Blend of Mamono Milks
> It's a secret recipe passed down through the generations
> The Moo Moo farm is wrapped in secrecy and rumor has it Miss Moo Moo hired a lilim to put it in a pocket dimension
> Some people even say Miss Moo Moo IS a Lilim
> But she's so secretive, you'll never know
> But then one day she announces a contest!
> Five golden cock rings hidden in random oversize Moo Moo Milk Juggs.
> Whoever has them will win a trip to Miss Moo Moo's Farm!
> And will meet Miss Moo Moo herself!

Blah, blah, blah, it's Anon. Plot of Willy Wonka ensues.
> Grandpa Joe is played by a Cheshire with a fake mustache
> Miss Moo Moo is basically Willy Wonka
> All the other contest winners are men who get raped by mamono instead of maybe-killed.

Anyways, I think a lot of mamono purists would find mixing milks to be sacrilege, but honestly I bet that there's some kind of crazy-ass mix of milks that would beat all the pure milks.

Oh, please. Do continue.

>>16493824
Milking is not a sexual act, silly.

>>16493837
Rude.