/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42691872
dangerous hebi

>>42335922
>My husband is not allowed to be anywhere near other woman or associate with them in any way, he must be covered from head to toe when in public because i'm the only one who gets to look at his skin, and he must not be able to deny my every request including sex even if it causes him any discomfort.
>I suggest you all do the same to your humans if you want the most out of them.

>>41252695
>harem
But why would I need anyone else but hebi?

>>41177756
>eating junk food made by WHORES
>not eating food mad by your loving hebi wife that was made with love
you gon get it anon

>>40731132
>>hebis are DUMB
Stop this slander NOW. Hebis are cute and only want to do their best at being your wife!

>be at a supermarket
>just doing usual groceries to survive the month
>stumble upon a hebi
>she's rather small in comparison to you
>she wants to reach for a cereal box sitting at the highest shelf
>you decide to help her and bring it down for her
>accidentally HOLD her hand once you reach for it and are about to hand it to her
>LOCK eyes with her out of panic
>she just stares at you with wide eyes
>aplogize frantically and run away from that aisle with red stained on your face
>get done with the rest of the grocieries as fast as possible
>once you're out of the market you feel relieved
>start making your way back home
>you can't shake off the feeling someone is behind you
>glance backwards
>the hebi is following you
think you'll be able to tell her that it was just an accident?

>>40511810
I want to out yan a hebi just to show her how it's done

>>40383827
Arrest him

>>40329429
>thoughts wonder to other snakes
sounds like someone just lost their "going outside" privileges

>>39553052
Anon, I hope you stay faithful to your wife.