/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38384701
Robo nun, I need to be clean from my sins

>>38384709
>thinking some hunk of junk knows anything about cleaning
come to the church of kiki

So many functions. Technology is amazing!

Cunny

>>38384736
Someone is still salty about the roomba slavokiki wars

bapho

get on the bus anon

>>38381613
>They just want to protect you and shield you from any harm.
>>38381561
>weak creatures that should be protected.

That is the problem with the book profole seven seas translation. They protect their husband but the:
>men are so weak they need to be under our protection as our mates

part is basically eliminated and is more like:
>ugh, men are so weak. But because you are my husband I will still protect you and love you

Basically, the web profile gives a "you are so cute and weak I cant help but want to protect you and mate with you" while the book profile is more like "its so pathetic you are so weak and must be subjugated by me" vibe. The problem is, the book profile trumps the web profile in canon, so if it is translated correctly it really defeats a lot of the key concepts that we have come to love about Hellhounds and severily reduce their appeal.

If a dark priest comes to my door to spread the good word of the Fallen God would it be rude to say that I am interested but I only want to marry a dark valkyrie?

Imagine having a harem made out of Bicorn and Shirohebi.

>>38384751
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4

>Slovakian kiki is a nice and kind meido
>till you mention gypsy catgirls
>and then you're stuck listening to 2 hour long rants

>>38384791
>It seems dangerous if both a Bicorn and Shiroebi fall in love with the same man.
>Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. For the husband's body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shiroebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position where she get's the most sex. Hang in there husband!

>>38384802
>and half way through, she starts talking in her native language in what you believe is the longest string of swears you may ever hear come out of your Kiki’s mouth

Did your taste in monsters changed over the years anons? or have you kept faithful to the same ones?
>Childhood
>Dragon,Vampire,Lilim
>Adulthood
>Echidna,Slime,Alraune maybe because the older i get the bigger my breeding kink gets,fucking DNA

>>38384828
think I've gotten greenworm induced brain rot over the last few months

>>38384780
just tell her that she IS your goddess, that should do the trick

>>38384828
Ew western face

>>38384828
Used to be holst and salamander but as more and more girls have been released its become jinko, cheshire, kiki, and then probably holst or salamander.
Not that Its a power gap or anything, I would happily take a salamander

>>38384828
My waifus are a Night Gaunt and an Atlach-Nacha. The transformation and how the chaos monster work is pretty much my favorite thing about the setting. For me the Biggest change was before 2016 and the Atlach-Nacha I could never really could decide on a favorite but with the Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha it was almost instant love a first sight.

>>38384736
Tfw Anon comes home and the Kiki is polishing the filth off the dirty robo-maidos

>>38384828
>normal
>lolis
>fur and lolis
>fur and lolis and transformation.
/pol/ was right about the slope.

>>38384802
If you forget to obliať and spank her with a korbáč on Easter she will spank you harder than the most sadistic delf would and then douse you with cold water, or maybe just throw you into a river.

>>38384879
The second one.

>>38384879
careful anon, you might laugh now but she might go after anything robotic now
like your toaster or rapestation

>>38384791
Not so bad.
>The WhiteSnek wants to have the most sexx with Anon
>The BlackWhorse wants Anon to have lots of sexx with mamonos other than her, then have sexx with her
>Its more a problem for any other girls in the harem struggling to get their share away from the JealousySnek

>>38384869
>its become jinko

Did the fact that Jinkos are warrior girls that like any kind of man and can easily be married while the Salamanders tend to prefer strong warriors had anything to do with it? Or was it the abs?

>>38384780
On a second thought, given how MGE works, chances are that if I get a FG monster it will be a dark valkyrie coming to spread the good news.

>>38384751
>she has hip handlebars
Perfect. All monsters should have something on their hips to grab onto

>>38384828
More expanded than changed.
>used to be pretty exclusively into Holsts and other monsters for gentle lovemaking/femdom
>now I want to mercilessly ravage the holes of both muscle girls and bratty lolis
Don't know if it's because I've gotten more testosterone or if the degeneracy of this site has rubbed off on me. Probably both.

>>38384879
Number 5 but with the 'Void my Warranty' shirt

>>38384709
I think I will go the other way.

>>38384828
When I was younger it was only succs, catgirls and all that basic shit. However, I don't think that was because I didn't like the other stuff, I just didn't know about it yet. I guarantee, if I teleported a jpg of a mindflayer into my younger self's harddrive, I'd like it.

>>38384926
It was the abs and lizardmen are the ones that need strong husbands.
Salamanders just want good fights, the difference between a knight and a berserker.

Salamanders are still great but its just one of those things where its a big, extra buff, cat that is a bit kuudere versus a tomboy.
Both are good but the prior one has 'better' tags.

I'm not saying I wouldn't be able to give a salamander a good fight in anime land but I'm not going to be some super mage/warrior.

>>38384828
Dragon>Manticore
All because of that Monster Girl Dreams Manticore romance.

>>38384936
does love handles cound?

>>38384879
no2 y no 5 por favor, guey

>>38384964
I don't see why not. Although it may result in a very pouty monster

>>38384942
The awakening hits us all.

>>38384828
I've always been into cute, fluffy, sweet, submissive girls.

>>38384964
Anon please, she's sensitive!

>>38384980
but i like my chunky wife
>>38384993
>is kot
>shirt says mega rat

Interesting. What would shitposting look like on 4mon? What would bait threads look like?

>>38384701

>all that grimdark/hugbox discussion last thread
You just gotta keep in mind, the Order consists of humans. Humans have always, all throughout history, been horrible and brutal to each other. It's the monstergirls that save men from bad endings brought on by other humans.

>>38385002
bait threads would be a dude that has marks that say he is only for hellhounds and the thread would be about how big hellhounds were made for human boys and no other monster could compare to them

>>38385002
>human pussy is better than monster!
>you will never be a man!
>men are dumb, emotional, and weak, and I don't need one!

monsters smell like cum
do they not have perfumes and deodorants?

>>38385045
dont most of them have pheremones or something?

>>38385021
>We got a live one here, fellas!

Why are alps called alps? I don't get the reference.

>>38384828
I have remained faithful in my heart to Medusa for 28 years and I'm not stopping now.

>>38384828

I have always being faithful to my love for big protective warrior girls that dont prefer strong men.

But this witch.... this witch does things to me, and I am disgusted at myself for this. I should never had seen this image or read the witch of motherly love description.

>>38384964
yes

>>38385049
is it enough to cover the smell of their vaginal secretions?

>>38384980
>>38384993
And? That just makes them cuter

>>38385063
My man

>>38385021
>>38385050
>tfw its actually a bicorn that is too way into big hellhound absolutely destroying little human

This ironic hellhound/bicorn conversation is veering way too far into actual cuckposting territory

>>38385076
smells like honey.
>>38385062
You were just compensating all along. You know what girl you really like.

>>38385063
i wanna play with monster pudge and shove my face against some soft monster tummy

>>38385002
>>38385002

Like this

DRAGONCELS DO NOT EXIST! They do not! Dragons love to be knights that protect men. We can get any man we want anytime! It is just that men have to be assholes and only show up to kill us, so we are the ones rejecting the men that show up, not you! We could so easily force ourselves on you, but we are the only monsters to put up with your bullshit, even Jinkos have limits in their mating season. We?! We put up with your fuckery until death! Why the fuck is it so hard for your kind to just show up and tell a Dragon you like her?! Why would you go in front of a dragon knight and ask her to protect you if you have no interest in her? It wouldn't kill you to ask her out or let her take you home, you know?! It isn't logical! Why do you do that?! You are supposed to be a male of our own species, a male Dragon. I think the term Roids or Reptiloids would fit you more, better yet dick reptiloids or Droids. If you only were logical you would see that strenght is the most attractive trait in a woman and not useless aesthetics like "mofu" or "tits", but you aren't logical, you can't be, because you men are children and should be treated like what you are! Do you know statistics show more marriages per yer occur with Lizardmen and Salamanders than Dragons?! They are pretty much weaker dragons that ask you TO DEFEAT THEM IN COMBAT!! When have Dragons as a whole asked men to defeat them in combat to marry?! To submit, yes, but to marry?! But of course I do not expect children to know better because men are not logical! Next time you are about to be forced into being a Hellhound's mate, remember you could have married a chivalrous Dragon but you didn't. Next time you are kungfued into the floor by a drooling Jinko remember that Dragon Knight that escorted you and you left with nothing but a "thank you", you will wish you got closer you her and she was escorting you now. Next time a Minotaur is overpowering you in a grassland, you will remember that time a dragon invited you for a drink and you put up a bad excuse to refuse. And next time you see a Dragon transform into a Dragon Zombie, her chivalry gone, her dignity melted, every restrain that respected your puerile desires to not jump at you remember IT IS YOUR FAULT!

Fact: jubjubs can easily outcum any non-incubized man and even a good portion of the incubized ones.

>>38384964
What monster girls would even get lovehandles? Mamono Mana and constant exercise (sex) should keep them skinny right? What species would even get lovehandles?

Will the portals finally open once WWIII starts? They'll have a limited window to steal themselves as many husbands as they can before the nukes drop.

>>38385112
I liked those posts. They were funny.

>>38385117
any you want.

>>38385002
And this

I am SICK AND TIRED of fucking Droids using the "friend" excuse to milk money and protection from Dragons without giving sex. But I will humor you, child. Let's say you are right, and you are just "friends", you do know sex is to Dragons a matter literally more important than life itself, right? If a Dragon does not have a husband through her life, she will become a zombie, her mind will rot, her rationality melted away, this is fucking terrifying and you just don't give a shit. You humans know it, you are scared of a disease called rabbies, which destroys your brain and turns you into a zombie, now imagine if you were born with it and that if you develop it not only it kills you, you are struck with that disease, forever. Now imagine a friend of yours actually could heal you, but just doesn't want you. Wouldn't that make her a shit friend?! Woudln't the appropriate thing for any friend, or really anyone with compassion be to heal you? So next time you claim to be "just friends" with a Dragon, you could actually do what any decent friend would do, take out your fucking dick and get into the fucking bed, it is literally a matter of life and undeath to your friend. Besides, when your friend dies and gets zombified, she will rape you anyway and this time there will be no mercy, she will be more ferocious than she ever was if you had just been with her when she needed it. So why not just do both of you a favor and help her? Unless of course, you are not actually friends and just using her.

>>38385117
It's the whole "monsters start to become the ideal mate" magic. If a dude is into lovehandles, his wife will get them.

>>38385124
Maybe the nukes were the portals all along.

>>38385115
Imagine being such a coomer you're constantly in a state of orgasm. Which explains why JubJubs are always drooling and leaking and trembling.

>>38385045
Monster wouldn't smell like cum. Essence and cum are two different things. Essence is odorless to all except monsters. Mamono mana and just general bathing would keep them pleasant smelling except for those like the bubble slime that specifically mention smell.

>>38385124
idk how id cope knowing the old world was gone

>>38385140
Well damn, that sucks.
>waiting for portals, the nukes are in the air
>they don't open and a missile detonates over your city, instantly turning you into radioactive ash
>the energy from the detonation tears the portals open, which disperses the radiation
>monstergirls pour out into the world right in the crater where your city and yourself used to exist
Can never win, Anon.

>>38385146
The old world is on its way out.
Best thing to do is flee from globohomo world.

>>38385062
never doubt the power of a familiar fusion

>>38384828
Mino wife now and forever

>>38385157
This girl is perfect she has the ero tooth

>>38385146
It was shit anyway. I'd learn to cope.

Don't let your snek take the last slice of your pizza. She already had two whole pizzas to herself.
If she does take it, show dominance by shoving your arm down her throat and grabbing that slice she just inhaled out of her stomach. I don't recommend eating though. You just need to prove your point to her, so that she learns her place.

>>38385159
fleeing is no longer possible anon
only ruination

>>38384828
i was able to shake my preconceptions of parasite slime and roper and am mostly okay with them now.

>>38385165
Yaeba

>>38385170
she's getting bred for weeks for being such a pig

>>38385112
>>38385137
>tfw you will never calm the rage of a sexually frustrated Dragon Knight, teaching her to love men again and love being born a woman.

>>38384948
That's pretty cool.

i am going to make the lovedoll potion, it transforms u into a love doll that will only be undone if you are used. The best way to use it is to mail yourself to your wifes place, write use me please, then drink the potion after the box is sealed. Your wife will use you and you will become a normal human again

>>38385146
Well, you can at least be thankful that the heat makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>>38385186
She ate the pig too.

>>38385196
wew

>>38385204
Good,she will need plenty of calories for harsh winters

>>38385157
sucks to be urbanite I guess. Yee-haw the moynster girls await. Where's my banjo?

>>38385283
They get to get wisp wives anyway, it's all good.

>>38385283
As long as you're not within fifty to a hundred miles of a military base or silo.

>>38385290
With that many nukes I don't think there'd be enough wisps.

stop talking about getting nuked, iwanna die by snusnu, not by being turned to ash

>>38385290
>>38385318
Does anyone even like wisps? I never see anything about them, no stories, hardly any art.

>>38385318
Hel and necromancers will have their job cut out for them.

>>38385334
If a man wants to be turned into an undead incubus would his wife be willing to snusnu him to death?

Are MGs going through "fuck Druella" or "Druella did nothing wrong" sentiment during their rebellious fase?

Steamy

POV: Your (self-proclaimed) wife came to rescue you from a kidnapping

>>38385348
if i am getting revivied, Im opting to become a shota

>>38385334
until the portals open your chances of becoming ash are a lot higher than snusnu

>>38385356
Well, Druella did do nothing wrong, so probably "fuck Druella, and fuck the DL's whole family."

>>38385360

>>38385359
This picture makes no sense, reptiles can't create body heat! How did she get so steamy?!

>>38385191
>be waitstaff at bar during women dragons association drinking party
>some dragon is going on an anti-man tirade again
>brush hands against her while refilling her drink
>she whispers "not you though. you're cool."
these dragons are so transparent

>>38385380
>reptiles can't create body heat

>>38385394
>calling a dragon a lizard
Asking for it.

>>38385381
>slip her your number
>meet up at a hotel
>she has a request
>presents you a collar, asks you to put it on her yourself
>asks you to call her your little dragon slut
>asks you to berate her for loving human cock so much
So transparent!

>>38385381
i'd enter that party and be the biggest slut, inviting lots of dragons to rape me and to rape me hard. And letting them do so

>>38385404
Point the part where I did that.

>>38385425
>reptile
She's a DRAGON and you will refer to her as such

>>38385444
wurm is better dragon than actual dragon. change my mind

>>38385444
What, are dragons mammals now?

>>38385451
I won't because you're right, Wurms are humble and have a positive attitude.

>>38385444
Actually the latin name for dragons is reptilius haggus

>>38385453
Dragons would be their own family, not reptiles or mammals.

>>38385479
not only that, they often get a man where as dragons die bitter virgins

>>38385483
>dragons are now furiously marking to their nearest university

>>38385483
>dragons are now furiously marching to their nearest university

>>38385058
https://genies.fandom.com/wiki/Alp
How exactly KC turned it into "guy turns into girl because of their lust for cock" is still a mystery.

>>38385340
Thread and general bias for fluffy girls. I'm sure someone likes them though

>>38385340
i like the gloom and demeanor but don't wanna live in the cage

>>38385404
Dumb fire lizard

>>38385534

>>38385560
Vorefags probably like it

>>38385572
bugé

>>38385572
le w~or`m

>>38385574
Nah
t. that

>>38385574
>Vorefags
Pfffft.

>>38385572
Grůnerwormen

>>38385534
i don't trust the silly straw.

Since real teachers already play match maker with their students monster girl teachers would be especially through about it

>Pairing the shy bunyip with the shy anon who dont have the courage to talk to each other outside of work
>The start pupil Hakutaku with the class clown slacker
>The bullied nerd and his overprotective hellhound friend
>Gary and frank

>>38385534
>402px

>>38385572
gusano verde en un plato

>Let's put an ahegao on that face!

>>38385340
Wisps have more art than both of my favorites...

>>38385602
angelic studies with ms cupid

If you were isekaid to MGE and stumbled upon Druella, do you think it would be a good idea to tell her which MG waifu you are looking for? Or it would be better to avoid her and look for your waifu on your own?

>>38385334
I want a radioactive lizard to nuke my pelvis.

>>38385112
>>38385137
What replies would I get if I typed something along the lines of...
>But no noble dragon would ever want an average, plain man like me.

>>38385632
>wake up in a cold sweat
>it was all a dream
>hear a clown laughing and some honking

>>38385664
i don't speak japanese so i'd just approach and let her mindbreak aura do the talking.

>>38385664
I'd tell her immediately about our bleak reality and say if she wants entire armies worth of lonely, desperate men for her monstergirl hordes then she should start on the portals.

>>38385671
Get called out for fishing for compliments.
>there are no men on the Internet

>>38385680
around three billion men. I doubt their world has the monster girls to support that.

>>38385685
I would just post my dick as proof

>>38385686
Well, at the very least they could take their fill and save a third of that three billion.

>>38384701
>The Undead Republican Army strikes again

>>38385693
>Banned
>Reason: gb2 bedroom

>>38385693
Then they'd call you a whore and tell you to gtfo.
It's not about proof, they're not going to fuck you so they don't have to be nice to you.

>>38385706
I want more scary monster girls

The Wolf Queen will see you now.

>>38385719
that gets me harder and I start posting more erotic shots

>>38385721

Slow anal breeding with young monster girls.

>>38385664
Druella seems like she would be more than happy to help you with that.
But if I were there I'd probably just try to confess to her. or ask about her sisters if that doesn't work out

>>38384775

>"its so pathetic you are so weak and must be subjugated by me"

The books have had translation issues since the first editions. I distinctly remember them changing some wording regarding the minotaur in later editions because it came off as "she'll fuck anyone nearby." Also, there's no way in hell KC would be on board with that. There's no crisis to be had with hellhound waifus.

>>38385743
>anal breeding
Back to miss Hako's biology class.

>>38385697
They could just take them all and wait five years for shitloads of familiars and the population to explode. Don't forget alping and monsterization.

But would they really take africans and south americans?

>>38385572
That worm ain't right

>>38385664
I'd probably end up marrying Druella and correcting her fashion sense due to rape aura if I came across her, so best to avoid her and go searching for my own waifu. I'd probably send a letter or something saying "SHIT'S FUCKED" once a waifu was procured, though.

>>38385754
>miss hako
does she make good tacos?
>>38385756
fuck u, men

>>38384701

>>38385771
I'm sure monster magic can fix africa, don't worry.

>>38385735
Mmh yes, perfect.

>>38385686
>>38385697
>being that guy who watches the portals coming and going, supermodel tier women taking innumerable men with them
>being that guy when your time comes and being told there's no more girls available so they're not taking any more men

>>38385788
Is she there to tuck him in?

>>38385791
Monsters breed fast, sometimes. also fate and predestination.

>>38385771
>does she make good tacos?
This brings up a question I've had for a while, what monster girl would be good for living in the desert and cooking mexican food? Most desert girls are egyptian themed, what's one that would fit a sexy latina accent?

>>38385791
Just gotta wait for more girls to be made.

>>38385812

>>38385812
>>38385823
You have my attention.

>>38385811
>fifty years old when you finally get your chance
>all the girls available are in their early teens
This is feeling kinda weird.

feel like people are forgetting regular humans would be monsterizing like crazy

>>38385157
>Monstergirls arriving in a new world only to realize that they were too late and everybody is already ash in the wind
Heavy 'There Will Come Soft Rains' vibe. Mass undead realm time

>>38385846
how do you undead ash

>>38385851
Very carefully

>>38385843
I would say there is only a surplus of maybe 500m men, which would easily be taken care of them considering most would be orderfag normies and so many will die in ww3 anyway.

>>38385380
Cold blooded doesn't literally mean ice in the veins you dumpling

>>38385835
Don't worry anon they'll be gentle

>>38385882
So reread my second sentence.

>>38385889
Could there be a better monster for that situation? I suppose a loli goat might work too, oddly enough.

>>38385833
https://imgur.com/a/2C9dCdv

>>38385634
>angelic studies with gyaru demon
>she keeps drawing lewd doodles on your homework

>>38385889
oh no

>>38385901
dhampir and dark elves have dad based tendencies

>>38385889
I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

>>38385889
Shouldn't they be in school?

>>38385954
All they need is hands on sex-ed to graduate.

>>38385954
Shouldn't you be in the love hotel already?

>>38385963
y-you too

>>38385937
Eh, that's not quite what I was going for. Pyrows would ease you right into a relationship so it might not feel as awkward (or at least by the time you feel awkward it's too late and you'd be mostly okay with it), and baphs bring that baba energy despite looking like children so the mental aspect is more in tune. Actually old monstergirls that hadn't made it to the portal somehow would also work, come to think.

>>38385835
>after getting raped by teenage hellhound you think you'll start looking younger pretty soon
>you don't
turns out she likes you the way you are

If the portals opened, I would like to think that monsters would prioritize MGE fans and others who are positively predisposed towards monsters or have extremely high-affinitity towards a specific monster.
Given how monsters value desire and the whole "fate" thing there is no way that they would just ignore a group of men who spent every day circlejerking about how great monsters are and desperately want to marry one.

>>38385923
>>38385950
Best get used to it

>>38385835
>becoming a middle aged man just in time to get surrounded by slutty lolis and JCs
Just like my japanese picture books

>>38386002
it's nothing to worry over, happy endings are guaranteed.

>>38386013
You'd have decades of dicking to make up for, too. Your poor back.

>>38385975
>your mother's genes have been replaced by hers
Does the guy who wrote this not understand what a grandmother is? I never thought I would be considering the genetics of someone's mother becoming their grandmother

>>38386017
But that's only in their reality. Ours is a bit of a mixed bag, with a lean towards bad endings.

There will be portals soon and you guys best be ready to rush through them for your headstart on getting a wife. You have only yourself to blame.

>>38386033
I'm not sure what process you are imagining there, but what I read into it was a 'cut/replace all' operation, not.. whatever it is you are implying

>>38384775
It's just bad translation, anon. Ochimusha was in same situation, when most people misunderstood her profile and believed that she actually slay people you know, in gore way, instead of just turning them into incubus/monster girls with power of demon steel (wich doesn't hurt physically)

magick portals are serious business; beware crossing boundaries with anothers' help, which you cannot cross back on your own

>>38386075
I'm not rushing through shit. I'll let people like you charge in first to make sure it's not actually an MGQ universe or worse. Thanks for taking one for the team.

>>38386082
He's saying the guy is going to be "reborn" as his own son after he impregnates his wife then dies. That means he would be his own father, making his mother his grandmother

>>38384701

>>38385937
"young" elf and old man has a weird dynamic

>>38386075
but i dont want to take another guy whos a lot more desperates spot

>>38386075
i will most likely will die trying to jump into the portal but it doesn't hurt trying

>>38384701
Automaton fuckers must be mentally ill
You're seriously telling me you'd have sex with this?

>>38386147
looks very hot

>>38386147
Speaking of. Anybody have that twitter video of 2B having a screaming orgasm while you can see her internals? My old computer broke so I lost it

>>38386147
I stick my dick in inanimate pieces of rubber now; that inside of something resembling a female humanoid is an improvement no matter how you slice it.

>>38386147
>>38386155 agree.

>>38386147
>can watch her cervix collect your cum
Nice...

>>38386147
Sure. What's that gif supposed to prove anyway? Medical diagram of a female reproductive system isn't fap material either.

>>38385754
Don't care, it's a lot of thrusting into a girl and a lot of cumming inside. Consult miss Phantom's literature class if you must.

>>38386147
Do you want to compare it with a 3d dissection gif?
>inb4 gore warnings
Robopussy is warranteed goodpussy

>>38386147
i feel like robots can do better than copying human reproductive anatomy.
there's got to be a more efficient milker.

>>38386242
The more efficient milkers are on her chest.

>>38386242
Nothing beats a baphomet. Why? I don't know, I don't know how vaginas work.

>>38386261
too tiny, too flat, too light

>>38386147
Has computers having leds on everything gone too far?

>>38386273
Those aren't even RGB that change pattern bases on her arousal, we haven't gone far enough.

>>38386273
>>38386282
now what colors wpuld end up being extreme arousal and would there be a retrowave mode?

>Anon went to the botanical garden for a class project
>he never came back

>>38386269
Yes, I do intend to pick her up and impale her like a living and highly aerodynamic onahole.

>>38386321
not for me, I want a gal that can just pin me down with her sheer weight, carry me easily and fuck me while walking and smother me with her massive mommy milkers

>>38386319
Whoever pulled me out of the bottom two would be crowned King Arthur.

>>38386319
I am going to make a salad from alraune leaves.

>>38386319
just throw me to the rose tentacles

>>38385756

Given how monsterization doesnt outright brainwash, former human women MG likely keep their standards.

The "zero rejection" rule logically only applies to natural born monsters. So it would not be pretty, it would be more depressing if anything.

>>38385686

This is exactly why I dont support global invasion, unless multiple identical parallel MGEs open, otherwise some men will get left behind and worse, turned down.

Also mass supply of millions of men might make MGs selective.

Add the fact that the "zero rejection" thing likely does not apply to monsterized women, and we go from MGE to a diet coke MGQ version.

>>38386475
This is the only way i would become a leaf eater
>>38386470
Any reason in particular to prefer the ones on the bottom row?

>>38386489
I feel like someone watered her abit too much,or used premium soil

>>38386501
i'd thank that person for making such a thicc alarune

>>38384701

>>38386513
>yeah can I get some shog milk, sorry I meant shog milk, sorry, shog milk, I mean shog milk

>>38386513
Leche de el desconocido

>>38386492
Don't be a doomer, even dogs and cats can become monster girls to even it out more. And monster girls reject plenty, it's just fate and shit that means the only man they flirt with Is usually the one they'll marry. Most monsterized women would instantly realize what they really want and do a personality flip, like that fallen maidens game.

The portals will open and most mgs will treat you as a nonsexual being until their wombs tingle and then they'll be all over you.

>When you get a landed title and immediately get offered a marriage to your lady's youngest daughter.
>A loli who thinks you're the best guy in the world.
Don't dissapoint your smol wife.

>>38386319
I wish to grow a garden of alarune
then feel genuine fear when they all step out of their flowers one day and drag me outside for 'feeding'

>>38386611
>And monster girls reject plenty,

No they dont, only married MGs or those that have someone in their hearts already or a fated one do. No single MG will reject a man going after her, this is thoroughly established by mountains of canon at this point.

>>38386636
i'd give barometz ranching a go.
they seem fun to be surrounded by.

>>38386636
>then feel genuine fear
I am pretty sure they would treat their seeder nicely,unless you want them to give you fearboners once in a while

>>38386653
Bro it's all fate now. And mgs reproduce like rabbits in the worst case.

>>38386619
>Ancient evil one kingdom over can't bear to invade because it would put a damper on their happy marriage
cute

>>38385791
Pick up a rifle and start eliminating the competition.

>>38386492
>The "zero rejection" rule logically only applies to natural born monsters.
>Add the fact that the "zero rejection" thing likely does not apply to monsterized women
[citation needed]
>>38386619
If I feel like too much of a dick for rejecting the offer, I'd still wait with consummating the marriage until she grows up. I need to make her grow tall and strong.

>>38386683
they may breed like rabbits but they do not reproduce like them.

The MGE thread on Space Battles looks dead as fuck. It's like 1 to 3 posts a day and it's mostly just a handful of guys talking about their fanfics.

>>38386684
>Yes, we will invade them during the summer and take their lands.
>"An excellent choice my lady, it seems like the queens youngest will be holding a wedding at that time and they will be distracted by such an event!"
>That brat has a husband? Interesing.
>....
>...
>O-on second thought, I will leave them to wait a little longer, I think we can still expand north a bit more while we wait.


>>38386694
>Every year she comes up to ask you if she's big enough for you to consummate the wedding.
How long will you wait? She's going to go all in on being big and strong enough to properly be your wife.

>>38386715
ok

>>38386715
lol

>>38386493
>Any reason in particular to prefer the ones on the bottom row?
Bottom left gives me good vibes, like she's playful and the right level of energetic. That tomboy feeling, you know?

Bottom right is clearly a mommy type that simultaneously activates my need to breed and desire to be coddled.

Top left looks too haughty even if the smug is kinda hot, and top right looks like my preferred flavor of noble woman and would probably be quite nice as well, but not as good as the ones below.

>>38386718
>How long will you wait? She's going to go all in on being big and strong enough to properly be your wife.
Half a head shorter than me is good enough. But I would prefer if she still got a head taller than me in the end.

i wanna marry an old noble hag monster and explore the massive mansion she lives in

>>38386776
do it in the other order

>>38386776
I wanna marry an old noble hag monster and explore her.

>>38386683
Fate is one of many avenues to marry, it is not the only one.

>>38386718
If that ancient evil had a daughter herself it make for an interesting inter-kingdom rivalry. Too bad all the ruling she does takes up all her time so she can't find a man, or so she says.

>>38386785
yeah that seems kinda better. the reward at the end is banging the hag that owns that weird mansion/castle you are trapped in

>>38386762
b-booba...

>>38386740
Understandably,sounds about right

>>38386815

>>38386786
What if she is the mansion?

>>38386842
now that will be real fun, imagine fingering the wet, drooling, holes that litter the mansion

>>38386849
you shouldn't talk about your daughters like that

>>38386859
i never fucked her yet, nor have I seen the haggath shoggoth that is the manison, so the holes I assume are hers and hers alone

>>38386619
>Don't dissapoint your smol wife.
Would consummate the marriage as soon as the little monster princess wants (on the first night)

>>38386842
imma lick everything

>>38386890
that's still fairly chaste. i could see a lot of railings happening over the wedding altar.

>>38386666
fear boners would be good.
>Garden of huge, towering alarune with purple, black, grey and red skin
>All with corrupted features, each petal with a demonic sigil of lust
>Thorns like the spines of a manticore, complete with the cripplingly powerful aphrodisiac
>Beds of petal ready to open and close in an instant, utterly inescapable, assuming you still have the willpower to desire freedom
>Gripping vines like the tentacle forests, a writhing sea of lust and want, seemingly infinitely deep
>Roots pierecing up from the ground, seeking You, wanting to drain your power away to make you easy prey and sap your strength for themself
>Every apendage they have, from arm to vine to root is stronger than you
>Their influence on the world only grows every day, and its all your fault
>Too weak to escape their grasp, you're a mere battery they use to harvest energy and seed from to propagate frowards.
>At least they love you
>Maybe a bit too much

>>38386666
>those numbers
Satan plant!

>>38386932
very cute but hat is going to be mine for my cute hat collection

My momster is my everything!
She is raising me to fulfill a very special role in her life, so she teaches me all the right things.
She is my guiding light and my most precious person, she says the same about me!
She also says that someday I'll make her a real mom which is weird because I already call her mom and I'm her son?

>>38386751
She's going to eat lots of protein and start lifting until she's big and strong enough for you to love her!
Even if she's more suited for, er, book keeping.

>>38386808
>I could find a man! I just have to build an empire first!
>Those wolves in the north are going to learn civilization if I have to force it upon them!

>>38386890
>When she has an heir before even her eldest sister does
She'd be so smug if she wasn't overjoyed at having a kid.

>>38386932
perhaps i could use an oversized secretary

>>38386946
anon, she plays weird games with you, doesn't she?

>>38386946

>>38386694
>[citation needed]

It isnt outright stated. But it is the logical outcome of the fact DE and monsterization does not brainwash, they just destroy inhibitions. Having a woman go from "chad only" to "ugly men dont exist and I will accept anyone that sincerely confess his feelings to me or be attracted to any guy that is attracted to me." would be brainwashing.

Besides, a lot of women, if not most, already have their eyes set on chads. So even without the brainwashing issue the "she already has her heart set in" rule in which MGs can reject would apply. So we would see chads have harems of MGs swarming over them, while the rest are lucky to get any.

So again, mass world invasion is a bad idea, unless there are enough natural born MGs for nearly all non chad 3 billion men. It would also be hard if not impossible to tell the monsterized women from the natural MGs.

>>38386910
Thats some effective mulch my man,sounds scary and hot

>>38386947
>Even if she's more suited for, er, book keeping.
It's okay, it's not like we have to go on adventures or anything like that. And it's nice to have a big wife who's also smart and knows her way around tax code.

>>38387038
>Your wife looks fit to be in the royal guard.
>She's actually just your steward crunching the numbers.
>Has no combat training whatsoever, just muscles.

>>38385058
It's just another name for a succubus.
KC probably used it since alp is a commonly used for pallet swapped succ enemies in rpgs.

>>38386731
The retard came from there right?

>>38387080
which one?

>>38386910
i am going to make an entire forest like this and label it a level 1 area for male adventurers

>>38386910
>>Their influence on the world only grows every day, and its all your fault
>feed me anon!
>captcha:wharn

>>38387086
... yes.

>>38387099
Does she spit fire?

>>38387088
You'll be a level 1 adventurer when they're finished draining you.

>>38387030
thanks, i try :)

>>38387116
just what i want, i need to be level one to do a level one run of the local lim's castle

>>38387129
Have you practised Houndskip? You can shave off like 3 minutes from the courtyard section, shits insane.

>>38386947
>When she has an heir before even her eldest sister does
>the oldest sister is hundreds of years old, inheriting the throne soon after the queen gets bored and retires, and doesn't even have a husband yet
>the youngest sister is already a mother at 18 after a decade of daily massive spirit energy injections

>Every single day I go to the green house to water, all the plant girls stop what they're doing and give me their undivided attention.

>>38387153
>>to water
if thats what you wanna call it, sure

>>38387153
Do some of the vines seem to be a little...grabby?

>>38387136
nah, just use the smack wall strategy. I keep running into wall until my speed allows me to clip through the wall and grab the love doll and confront the lim for an easy win. also completely pacifist as well

So what should you do if you have a monster girl bully?

>>38387174
It's one and the same to them

>>38387184
pants her in front of her friends showing off the granny panties she is wearing or the kiddie ones she is wearing

>>38387184
not bully them
Please

>>38387184
Shout "let go of my purse" and kick her in the testicles.

>>38387215
Are you getting bullied by a Alp?
How sad.

>>38387215
nigga, why you got a purse?

>>38387248
its a very masculine purse

>>38387215
Please, for the love of the Demon Lord, Late Night Anon, if you're reading this I need art of Greenworm screaming "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

>>38387252
yeah, you also got the programmer socks as well

>>38387215
That's not going to work. You gotta deliver a solid open palmed slap right to the vulva.

>>38387237
Yup, alps are meant to be bullied themselves. Letting them do it to you is haram.

>>38384701
Look at these cunning predators.

>>38387184
alright its gonna be a drastic measure but you'll need a waterballon and about a weeks worth of jizz, less if you can get manticore venom from the local dealer

>>38387215
>girl
>testicles

>>38387184
call them ugly and fat

>>38387184
never talk and cry, then leave the town the day after

>>38386242
Dolphins, for one.

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>>38387184
tell her "I love you" and see how she drops her spaghetti

>>38387184
just look into their eyes with a romantic flare to them and watch them melt

>>38387342
wat

>>38387378
Someone is making up shit for (you)s.

>>38387184
Hire a bigger and tougher bully to get rid of her

>>38387184
be a whore

>>38387342
The fuck you on about?

>>38387383
Cutebold!

>>38387280
Lolis are very powerful.

>>38387447
>>38387447
nah, u just a slave to sweet yet junkfood like cunny honey

>>38387343
>"Ey, brittle bones! Where's my lunch money?"
>"I put them in my love letter to you, here!"
>Endless flow of spaghetti from your bully for the next week strait

>>38387476
>cunny honey
Gonna need to make her eat a lot of pineapple.

>>38387492
then her ass blows up in size. She'll need to get a whole new wardrobe to her new more curvy and heavier backside

>>38387509
You say that like having a loli with a grossly oversized rear and hips is a bad thing.

>>38387523
The ideal female form.

>>38387523
all the other lolis will make fun of her massive ass tho, calling her thunder thighs, the clapper, seat destoryer, the woe of benches, the sofa taker and many more worse names

>>38387540
eIt is.

>>38387547
Oh?
They may say that but they're just jealous about how much I'm feeling it up, groping it, and making ample use of it.
How she's starting off her day with a boning and bloating and how all her friends are going to smell the loving she's gotten.

>>38386910
How would this even come about? Can monsters adapt to their husband's desires this hard?

>>38387547
>the sofa taker
hhhehehe

>>38387553
Elt is?

>>38387586
with love and lots of semen, anything is possible

>>38387601
elt is me stroking out with a keyboard as my early onset dementia kicks in.

>>38387621
eh, your brain only needs to know how to fuck anyway

>>38387621
Are you sure you don't just have a mindflayer nearby?

>>38387601
I need to touch the fluffy tail

>>38384828
I’ve only been in the fan base for 3-4 years but I still like the same girls I liked before

>>38387639
what i wouldn't give for a good mind molestin

>>38387601
Another man ensnared by a lecherous Fox. That poor fool.

>>38387661
Don't do that. They'll put lewd thoughts in there and you'll want to be a squid

would you prefer monsters girls not exist over existing but being almost human in their way of thinking instead of the near utopian horny brain of mge

>>38387640
Anon, no! Don't relapse! You have to hold out until your next Mofuholics Anonymous meeting!

>>38385574
Nah, I like >>38385591. And lamias and other girls with serpentine bodies. And girls with long tongues like muscus toads. Akaname seems pretty cool too. Also fond of demons and devils, they could probably make it work too with magic.

>>38387679
>Mofuholics Anonymous meeting!
that is a honeypot for foxes to pick any man they want

>>38387686
Snake mouths are for kissing and oral sex only!

>>38387679
I'm giving out the meeting location to the local mofukuza

>>38387674
Not existing, what you say would be MGQ tier and getting rejected and cheated on by MGs would break my will to live.

>>38387705
KC said in a Tweet Lamia kisses last 10 minutes minimum.

>>38387705
Kissing, oral sex, inserting bodily parts into, and for being swallowed by.

>>38387669
I want to be a kid surrounded by squids.

>>38387674
How almost human are we talking here? I'll take 'em either way because a world with animal girls is a lot more interesting than a world without 'em. Good human women do exist and are out there.

>>38387746
>Good human women do exist and are out there.
kek

>>38387674
Not existing. The last thing the world needs is roasties with super powers.

>>38387746
Squids come in many flavors!

>>38387757
damn why does that make me laugh so hard

>>38387773
The toaster mode is excellent for stealth, staying undetected within Anon's house.
It works well until he says "A toaster is fine too..."

>>38387788
Imagine anon's surprise when the toaster he's been having sex with for years turns into a humanoid robot.

>>38387803
Transformers! More than meets the eye!

>38387731

>>38387818
Excellent point Miss Hatter.

>>38387818
>oh yeah, I definitely want this anon in my bed
>the things i'm gonna do to him...

>>38387540
I already liked big butt lolis before elins happened but they really confirmed my tastes.

>>38387705

a cat is fine too...

>>38387859
Kindly never post this again

A toaster is fine too...

Bury your face in the fluff and don't come up until you smell thoroughly of hellhound

>>38387868
'Nyanon' still hasn't paid his debt