Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Initiating cleansing.exe

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701
Robo nun, I need to be clean from my sins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384709
>thinking some hunk of junk knows anything about cleaning
come to the church of kiki

[Anonymous No.]

So many functions. Technology is amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384736
Someone is still salty about the roomba slavokiki wars

[Anonymous No.]

bapho

[Anonymous No.]

get on the bus anon

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>>38381613
>They just want to protect you and shield you from any harm.
>>38381561
>weak creatures that should be protected.

That is the problem with the book profole seven seas translation. They protect their husband but the:
>men are so weak they need to be under our protection as our mates

part is basically eliminated and is more like:
>ugh, men are so weak. But because you are my husband I will still protect you and love you

Basically, the web profile gives a "you are so cute and weak I cant help but want to protect you and mate with you" while the book profile is more like "its so pathetic you are so weak and must be subjugated by me" vibe. The problem is, the book profile trumps the web profile in canon, so if it is translated correctly it really defeats a lot of the key concepts that we have come to love about Hellhounds and severily reduce their appeal.

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If a dark priest comes to my door to spread the good word of the Fallen God would it be rude to say that I am interested but I only want to marry a dark valkyrie?

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Imagine having a harem made out of Bicorn and Shirohebi.

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>>38384751
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4

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>Slovakian kiki is a nice and kind meido
>till you mention gypsy catgirls
>and then you're stuck listening to 2 hour long rants

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>>38384791
>It seems dangerous if both a Bicorn and Shiroebi fall in love with the same man.
>Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. For the husband's body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shiroebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position where she get's the most sex. Hang in there husband!

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>>38384802
>and half way through, she starts talking in her native language in what you believe is the longest string of swears you may ever hear come out of your Kiki’s mouth

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Did your taste in monsters changed over the years anons? or have you kept faithful to the same ones?
>Childhood
>Dragon,Vampire,Lilim
>Adulthood
>Echidna,Slime,Alraune maybe because the older i get the bigger my breeding kink gets,fucking DNA

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>>38384828
think I've gotten greenworm induced brain rot over the last few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384780
just tell her that she IS your goddess, that should do the trick

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>>38384828
Ew western face

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>>38384828
Used to be holst and salamander but as more and more girls have been released its become jinko, cheshire, kiki, and then probably holst or salamander.
Not that Its a power gap or anything, I would happily take a salamander

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>>38384828
My waifus are a Night Gaunt and an Atlach-Nacha. The transformation and how the chaos monster work is pretty much my favorite thing about the setting. For me the Biggest change was before 2016 and the Atlach-Nacha I could never really could decide on a favorite but with the Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha it was almost instant love a first sight.

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>>38384736
Tfw Anon comes home and the Kiki is polishing the filth off the dirty robo-maidos

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>>38384828
>normal
>lolis
>fur and lolis
>fur and lolis and transformation.
/pol/ was right about the slope.

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>>38384802
If you forget to obliať and spank her with a korbáč on Easter she will spank you harder than the most sadistic delf would and then douse you with cold water, or maybe just throw you into a river.

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>>38384879
The second one.

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>>38384879
careful anon, you might laugh now but she might go after anything robotic now
like your toaster or rapestation

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>>38384791
Not so bad.
>The WhiteSnek wants to have the most sexx with Anon
>The BlackWhorse wants Anon to have lots of sexx with mamonos other than her, then have sexx with her
>Its more a problem for any other girls in the harem struggling to get their share away from the JealousySnek

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>>38384869
>its become jinko

Did the fact that Jinkos are warrior girls that like any kind of man and can easily be married while the Salamanders tend to prefer strong warriors had anything to do with it? Or was it the abs?

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>>38384780
On a second thought, given how MGE works, chances are that if I get a FG monster it will be a dark valkyrie coming to spread the good news.

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>>38384751
>she has hip handlebars
Perfect. All monsters should have something on their hips to grab onto

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>>38384828
More expanded than changed.
>used to be pretty exclusively into Holsts and other monsters for gentle lovemaking/femdom
>now I want to mercilessly ravage the holes of both muscle girls and bratty lolis
Don't know if it's because I've gotten more testosterone or if the degeneracy of this site has rubbed off on me. Probably both.

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>>38384879
Number 5 but with the 'Void my Warranty' shirt

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>>38384709
I think I will go the other way.

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>>38384828
When I was younger it was only succs, catgirls and all that basic shit. However, I don't think that was because I didn't like the other stuff, I just didn't know about it yet. I guarantee, if I teleported a jpg of a mindflayer into my younger self's harddrive, I'd like it.

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>>38384926
It was the abs and lizardmen are the ones that need strong husbands.
Salamanders just want good fights, the difference between a knight and a berserker.

Salamanders are still great but its just one of those things where its a big, extra buff, cat that is a bit kuudere versus a tomboy.
Both are good but the prior one has 'better' tags.

I'm not saying I wouldn't be able to give a salamander a good fight in anime land but I'm not going to be some super mage/warrior.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38384828
Dragon>Manticore
All because of that Monster Girl Dreams Manticore romance.

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>>38384936
does love handles cound?

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>>38384879
no2 y no 5 por favor, guey

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>>38384964
I don't see why not. Although it may result in a very pouty monster

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>>38384942
The awakening hits us all.

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>>38384828
I've always been into cute, fluffy, sweet, submissive girls.

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>>38384964
Anon please, she's sensitive!

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>>38384980
but i like my chunky wife
>>38384993
>is kot
>shirt says mega rat

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting. What would shitposting look like on 4mon? What would bait threads look like?

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>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>all that grimdark/hugbox discussion last thread
You just gotta keep in mind, the Order consists of humans. Humans have always, all throughout history, been horrible and brutal to each other. It's the monstergirls that save men from bad endings brought on by other humans.

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>>38385002
bait threads would be a dude that has marks that say he is only for hellhounds and the thread would be about how big hellhounds were made for human boys and no other monster could compare to them

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>>38385002
>human pussy is better than monster!
>you will never be a man!
>men are dumb, emotional, and weak, and I don't need one!

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monsters smell like cum
do they not have perfumes and deodorants?

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>>38385045
dont most of them have pheremones or something?

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>>38385021
>We got a live one here, fellas!

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Why are alps called alps? I don't get the reference.

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>>38384828
I have remained faithful in my heart to Medusa for 28 years and I'm not stopping now.

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>>38384828

I have always being faithful to my love for big protective warrior girls that dont prefer strong men.

But this witch.... this witch does things to me, and I am disgusted at myself for this. I should never had seen this image or read the witch of motherly love description.

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>>38384964
yes

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>>38385049
is it enough to cover the smell of their vaginal secretions?

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>>38384980
>>38384993
And? That just makes them cuter

>>38385063
My man

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>>38385021
>>38385050
>tfw its actually a bicorn that is too way into big hellhound absolutely destroying little human

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This ironic hellhound/bicorn conversation is veering way too far into actual cuckposting territory

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>>38385076
smells like honey.
>>38385062
You were just compensating all along. You know what girl you really like.

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>>38385063
i wanna play with monster pudge and shove my face against some soft monster tummy

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>>38385002
>>38385002

Like this

DRAGONCELS DO NOT EXIST! They do not! Dragons love to be knights that protect men. We can get any man we want anytime! It is just that men have to be assholes and only show up to kill us, so we are the ones rejecting the men that show up, not you! We could so easily force ourselves on you, but we are the only monsters to put up with your bullshit, even Jinkos have limits in their mating season. We?! We put up with your fuckery until death! Why the fuck is it so hard for your kind to just show up and tell a Dragon you like her?! Why would you go in front of a dragon knight and ask her to protect you if you have no interest in her? It wouldn't kill you to ask her out or let her take you home, you know?! It isn't logical! Why do you do that?! You are supposed to be a male of our own species, a male Dragon. I think the term Roids or Reptiloids would fit you more, better yet dick reptiloids or Droids. If you only were logical you would see that strenght is the most attractive trait in a woman and not useless aesthetics like "mofu" or "tits", but you aren't logical, you can't be, because you men are children and should be treated like what you are! Do you know statistics show more marriages per yer occur with Lizardmen and Salamanders than Dragons?! They are pretty much weaker dragons that ask you TO DEFEAT THEM IN COMBAT!! When have Dragons as a whole asked men to defeat them in combat to marry?! To submit, yes, but to marry?! But of course I do not expect children to know better because men are not logical! Next time you are about to be forced into being a Hellhound's mate, remember you could have married a chivalrous Dragon but you didn't. Next time you are kungfued into the floor by a drooling Jinko remember that Dragon Knight that escorted you and you left with nothing but a "thank you", you will wish you got closer you her and she was escorting you now. Next time a Minotaur is overpowering you in a grassland, you will remember that time a dragon invited you for a drink and you put up a bad excuse to refuse. And next time you see a Dragon transform into a Dragon Zombie, her chivalry gone, her dignity melted, every restrain that respected your puerile desires to not jump at you remember IT IS YOUR FAULT!

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Fact: jubjubs can easily outcum any non-incubized man and even a good portion of the incubized ones.

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>>38384964
What monster girls would even get lovehandles? Mamono Mana and constant exercise (sex) should keep them skinny right? What species would even get lovehandles?

[Anonymous No.]

Will the portals finally open once WWIII starts? They'll have a limited window to steal themselves as many husbands as they can before the nukes drop.

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>>38385112
I liked those posts. They were funny.

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>>38385117
any you want.

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>>38385002
And this

I am SICK AND TIRED of fucking Droids using the "friend" excuse to milk money and protection from Dragons without giving sex. But I will humor you, child. Let's say you are right, and you are just "friends", you do know sex is to Dragons a matter literally more important than life itself, right? If a Dragon does not have a husband through her life, she will become a zombie, her mind will rot, her rationality melted away, this is fucking terrifying and you just don't give a shit. You humans know it, you are scared of a disease called rabbies, which destroys your brain and turns you into a zombie, now imagine if you were born with it and that if you develop it not only it kills you, you are struck with that disease, forever. Now imagine a friend of yours actually could heal you, but just doesn't want you. Wouldn't that make her a shit friend?! Woudln't the appropriate thing for any friend, or really anyone with compassion be to heal you? So next time you claim to be "just friends" with a Dragon, you could actually do what any decent friend would do, take out your fucking dick and get into the fucking bed, it is literally a matter of life and undeath to your friend. Besides, when your friend dies and gets zombified, she will rape you anyway and this time there will be no mercy, she will be more ferocious than she ever was if you had just been with her when she needed it. So why not just do both of you a favor and help her? Unless of course, you are not actually friends and just using her.

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>>38385117
It's the whole "monsters start to become the ideal mate" magic. If a dude is into lovehandles, his wife will get them.

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>>38385124
Maybe the nukes were the portals all along.

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>>38385115
Imagine being such a coomer you're constantly in a state of orgasm. Which explains why JubJubs are always drooling and leaking and trembling.

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>>38385045
Monster wouldn't smell like cum. Essence and cum are two different things. Essence is odorless to all except monsters. Mamono mana and just general bathing would keep them pleasant smelling except for those like the bubble slime that specifically mention smell.

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>>38385124
idk how id cope knowing the old world was gone

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>>38385140
Well damn, that sucks.
>waiting for portals, the nukes are in the air
>they don't open and a missile detonates over your city, instantly turning you into radioactive ash
>the energy from the detonation tears the portals open, which disperses the radiation
>monstergirls pour out into the world right in the crater where your city and yourself used to exist
Can never win, Anon.

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>>38385146
The old world is on its way out.
Best thing to do is flee from globohomo world.

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>>38385062
never doubt the power of a familiar fusion

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>>38384828
Mino wife now and forever

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>>38385157
This girl is perfect she has the ero tooth

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>>38385146
It was shit anyway. I'd learn to cope.

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Don't let your snek take the last slice of your pizza. She already had two whole pizzas to herself.
If she does take it, show dominance by shoving your arm down her throat and grabbing that slice she just inhaled out of her stomach. I don't recommend eating though. You just need to prove your point to her, so that she learns her place.

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>>38385159
fleeing is no longer possible anon
only ruination

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>>38384828
i was able to shake my preconceptions of parasite slime and roper and am mostly okay with them now.

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>>38385165
Yaeba

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>>38385170
she's getting bred for weeks for being such a pig

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>>38385112
>>38385137
>tfw you will never calm the rage of a sexually frustrated Dragon Knight, teaching her to love men again and love being born a woman.

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>>38384948
That's pretty cool.

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i am going to make the lovedoll potion, it transforms u into a love doll that will only be undone if you are used. The best way to use it is to mail yourself to your wifes place, write use me please, then drink the potion after the box is sealed. Your wife will use you and you will become a normal human again

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>>38385146
Well, you can at least be thankful that the heat makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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>>38385186
She ate the pig too.

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>>38385196
wew

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>>38385204
Good,she will need plenty of calories for harsh winters

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>>38385157
sucks to be urbanite I guess. Yee-haw the moynster girls await. Where's my banjo?

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>>38385283
They get to get wisp wives anyway, it's all good.

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>>38385283
As long as you're not within fifty to a hundred miles of a military base or silo.

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>>38385290
With that many nukes I don't think there'd be enough wisps.

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stop talking about getting nuked, iwanna die by snusnu, not by being turned to ash

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>>38385290
>>38385318
Does anyone even like wisps? I never see anything about them, no stories, hardly any art.

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>>38385318
Hel and necromancers will have their job cut out for them.

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>>38385334
If a man wants to be turned into an undead incubus would his wife be willing to snusnu him to death?

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Are MGs going through "fuck Druella" or "Druella did nothing wrong" sentiment during their rebellious fase?

[Anonymous No.]

Steamy

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Your (self-proclaimed) wife came to rescue you from a kidnapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385348
if i am getting revivied, Im opting to become a shota

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>>38385334
until the portals open your chances of becoming ash are a lot higher than snusnu

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>>38385356
Well, Druella did do nothing wrong, so probably "fuck Druella, and fuck the DL's whole family."

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>>38385360

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>>38385359
This picture makes no sense, reptiles can't create body heat! How did she get so steamy?!

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>>38385191
>be waitstaff at bar during women dragons association drinking party
>some dragon is going on an anti-man tirade again
>brush hands against her while refilling her drink
>she whispers "not you though. you're cool."
these dragons are so transparent

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>>38385380
>reptiles can't create body heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385394
>calling a dragon a lizard
Asking for it.

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>>38385381
>slip her your number
>meet up at a hotel
>she has a request
>presents you a collar, asks you to put it on her yourself
>asks you to call her your little dragon slut
>asks you to berate her for loving human cock so much
So transparent!

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>>38385381
i'd enter that party and be the biggest slut, inviting lots of dragons to rape me and to rape me hard. And letting them do so

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>>38385404
Point the part where I did that.

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>>38385425
>reptile
She's a DRAGON and you will refer to her as such

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>>38385444
wurm is better dragon than actual dragon. change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385444
What, are dragons mammals now?

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>>38385451
I won't because you're right, Wurms are humble and have a positive attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385444
Actually the latin name for dragons is reptilius haggus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385453
Dragons would be their own family, not reptiles or mammals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385479
not only that, they often get a man where as dragons die bitter virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385483
>dragons are now furiously marking to their nearest university

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385483
>dragons are now furiously marching to their nearest university

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385058
https://genies.fandom.com/wiki/Alp
How exactly KC turned it into "guy turns into girl because of their lust for cock" is still a mystery.

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>>38385340
Thread and general bias for fluffy girls. I'm sure someone likes them though

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>>38385340
i like the gloom and demeanor but don't wanna live in the cage

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>>38385404
Dumb fire lizard

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>>38385534

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>>38385560
Vorefags probably like it

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>>38385572
bugé

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>>38385572
le w~or`m

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>>38385574
Nah
t. that

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>>38385574
>Vorefags
Pfffft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385572
Grůnerwormen

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>>38385534
i don't trust the silly straw.

[Anonymous No.]

Since real teachers already play match maker with their students monster girl teachers would be especially through about it

>Pairing the shy bunyip with the shy anon who dont have the courage to talk to each other outside of work
>The start pupil Hakutaku with the class clown slacker
>The bullied nerd and his overprotective hellhound friend
>Gary and frank

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>>38385534
>402px

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>>38385572
gusano verde en un plato

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>Let's put an ahegao on that face!

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>>38385340
Wisps have more art than both of my favorites...

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>>38385602
angelic studies with ms cupid

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If you were isekaid to MGE and stumbled upon Druella, do you think it would be a good idea to tell her which MG waifu you are looking for? Or it would be better to avoid her and look for your waifu on your own?

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>>38385334
I want a radioactive lizard to nuke my pelvis.

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>>38385112
>>38385137
What replies would I get if I typed something along the lines of...
>But no noble dragon would ever want an average, plain man like me.

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>>38385632
>wake up in a cold sweat
>it was all a dream
>hear a clown laughing and some honking

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>>38385664
i don't speak japanese so i'd just approach and let her mindbreak aura do the talking.

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>>38385664
I'd tell her immediately about our bleak reality and say if she wants entire armies worth of lonely, desperate men for her monstergirl hordes then she should start on the portals.

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>>38385671
Get called out for fishing for compliments.
>there are no men on the Internet

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>>38385680
around three billion men. I doubt their world has the monster girls to support that.

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>>38385685
I would just post my dick as proof

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>>38385686
Well, at the very least they could take their fill and save a third of that three billion.

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>>38384701
>The Undead Republican Army strikes again

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>>38385693
>Banned
>Reason: gb2 bedroom

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>>38385693
Then they'd call you a whore and tell you to gtfo.
It's not about proof, they're not going to fuck you so they don't have to be nice to you.

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>>38385706
I want more scary monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

The Wolf Queen will see you now.

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>>38385719
that gets me harder and I start posting more erotic shots

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>>38385721

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[Anonymous No.]

Slow anal breeding with young monster girls.

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>>38385664
Druella seems like she would be more than happy to help you with that.
But if I were there I'd probably just try to confess to her. or ask about her sisters if that doesn't work out

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>>38384775

>"its so pathetic you are so weak and must be subjugated by me"

The books have had translation issues since the first editions. I distinctly remember them changing some wording regarding the minotaur in later editions because it came off as "she'll fuck anyone nearby." Also, there's no way in hell KC would be on board with that. There's no crisis to be had with hellhound waifus.

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>>38385743
>anal breeding
Back to miss Hako's biology class.

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>>38385697
They could just take them all and wait five years for shitloads of familiars and the population to explode. Don't forget alping and monsterization.

But would they really take africans and south americans?

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>>38385572
That worm ain't right

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>>38385664
I'd probably end up marrying Druella and correcting her fashion sense due to rape aura if I came across her, so best to avoid her and go searching for my own waifu. I'd probably send a letter or something saying "SHIT'S FUCKED" once a waifu was procured, though.

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>>38385754
>miss hako
does she make good tacos?
>>38385756
fuck u, men

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>>38384701

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>>38385771
I'm sure monster magic can fix africa, don't worry.

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>>38385735
Mmh yes, perfect.

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>>38385686
>>38385697
>being that guy who watches the portals coming and going, supermodel tier women taking innumerable men with them
>being that guy when your time comes and being told there's no more girls available so they're not taking any more men

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>>38385788
Is she there to tuck him in?

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>>38385791
Monsters breed fast, sometimes. also fate and predestination.

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>>38385771
>does she make good tacos?
This brings up a question I've had for a while, what monster girl would be good for living in the desert and cooking mexican food? Most desert girls are egyptian themed, what's one that would fit a sexy latina accent?

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>>38385791
Just gotta wait for more girls to be made.

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>>38385812

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>>38385812
>>38385823
You have my attention.

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>>38385811
>fifty years old when you finally get your chance
>all the girls available are in their early teens
This is feeling kinda weird.

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feel like people are forgetting regular humans would be monsterizing like crazy

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>>38385157
>Monstergirls arriving in a new world only to realize that they were too late and everybody is already ash in the wind
Heavy 'There Will Come Soft Rains' vibe. Mass undead realm time

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>>38385846
how do you undead ash

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>>38385851
Very carefully

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>>38385843
I would say there is only a surplus of maybe 500m men, which would easily be taken care of them considering most would be orderfag normies and so many will die in ww3 anyway.

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>>38385380
Cold blooded doesn't literally mean ice in the veins you dumpling

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>>38385835
Don't worry anon they'll be gentle

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>>38385882
So reread my second sentence.

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>>38385889
Could there be a better monster for that situation? I suppose a loli goat might work too, oddly enough.

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>>38385833
https://imgur.com/a/2C9dCdv

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>>38385634
>angelic studies with gyaru demon
>she keeps drawing lewd doodles on your homework

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>>38385889
oh no

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>>38385901
dhampir and dark elves have dad based tendencies

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>>38385889
I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

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>>38385889
Shouldn't they be in school?

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>>38385954
All they need is hands on sex-ed to graduate.

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>>38385954
Shouldn't you be in the love hotel already?

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>>38385963
y-you too

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>>38385937
Eh, that's not quite what I was going for. Pyrows would ease you right into a relationship so it might not feel as awkward (or at least by the time you feel awkward it's too late and you'd be mostly okay with it), and baphs bring that baba energy despite looking like children so the mental aspect is more in tune. Actually old monstergirls that hadn't made it to the portal somehow would also work, come to think.

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>>38385835
>after getting raped by teenage hellhound you think you'll start looking younger pretty soon
>you don't
turns out she likes you the way you are

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If the portals opened, I would like to think that monsters would prioritize MGE fans and others who are positively predisposed towards monsters or have extremely high-affinitity towards a specific monster.
Given how monsters value desire and the whole "fate" thing there is no way that they would just ignore a group of men who spent every day circlejerking about how great monsters are and desperately want to marry one.

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>>38385923
>>38385950
Best get used to it

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>>38385835
>becoming a middle aged man just in time to get surrounded by slutty lolis and JCs
Just like my japanese picture books

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386002
it's nothing to worry over, happy endings are guaranteed.

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>>38386013
You'd have decades of dicking to make up for, too. Your poor back.

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>>38385975
>your mother's genes have been replaced by hers
Does the guy who wrote this not understand what a grandmother is? I never thought I would be considering the genetics of someone's mother becoming their grandmother

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>>38386017
But that's only in their reality. Ours is a bit of a mixed bag, with a lean towards bad endings.

[Anonymous No.]

There will be portals soon and you guys best be ready to rush through them for your headstart on getting a wife. You have only yourself to blame.

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>>38386033
I'm not sure what process you are imagining there, but what I read into it was a 'cut/replace all' operation, not.. whatever it is you are implying

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>>38384775
It's just bad translation, anon. Ochimusha was in same situation, when most people misunderstood her profile and believed that she actually slay people you know, in gore way, instead of just turning them into incubus/monster girls with power of demon steel (wich doesn't hurt physically)

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magick portals are serious business; beware crossing boundaries with anothers' help, which you cannot cross back on your own

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>>38386075
I'm not rushing through shit. I'll let people like you charge in first to make sure it's not actually an MGQ universe or worse. Thanks for taking one for the team.

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>>38386082
He's saying the guy is going to be "reborn" as his own son after he impregnates his wife then dies. That means he would be his own father, making his mother his grandmother

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>>38384701

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>>38385937
"young" elf and old man has a weird dynamic

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>>38386075
but i dont want to take another guy whos a lot more desperates spot

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>>38386075
i will most likely will die trying to jump into the portal but it doesn't hurt trying

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>>38384701
Automaton fuckers must be mentally ill
You're seriously telling me you'd have sex with this?

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>>38386147
looks very hot

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>>38386147
Speaking of. Anybody have that twitter video of 2B having a screaming orgasm while you can see her internals? My old computer broke so I lost it

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>>38386147
I stick my dick in inanimate pieces of rubber now; that inside of something resembling a female humanoid is an improvement no matter how you slice it.

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>>38386147
>>38386155 agree.

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>>38386147
>can watch her cervix collect your cum
Nice...

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>>38386147
Sure. What's that gif supposed to prove anyway? Medical diagram of a female reproductive system isn't fap material either.

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>>38385754
Don't care, it's a lot of thrusting into a girl and a lot of cumming inside. Consult miss Phantom's literature class if you must.

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>>38386147
Do you want to compare it with a 3d dissection gif?
>inb4 gore warnings
Robopussy is warranteed goodpussy

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>>38386147
i feel like robots can do better than copying human reproductive anatomy.
there's got to be a more efficient milker.

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>>38386242
The more efficient milkers are on her chest.

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>>38386242
Nothing beats a baphomet. Why? I don't know, I don't know how vaginas work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386261
too tiny, too flat, too light

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>>38386147
Has computers having leds on everything gone too far?

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>>38386273
Those aren't even RGB that change pattern bases on her arousal, we haven't gone far enough.

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>>38386273
>>38386282
now what colors wpuld end up being extreme arousal and would there be a retrowave mode?

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[Anonymous No.]

>Anon went to the botanical garden for a class project
>he never came back

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>>38386269
Yes, I do intend to pick her up and impale her like a living and highly aerodynamic onahole.

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>>38386321
not for me, I want a gal that can just pin me down with her sheer weight, carry me easily and fuck me while walking and smother me with her massive mommy milkers

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>>38386319
Whoever pulled me out of the bottom two would be crowned King Arthur.

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>>38386319
I am going to make a salad from alraune leaves.

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>>38386319
just throw me to the rose tentacles

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>>38385756

Given how monsterization doesnt outright brainwash, former human women MG likely keep their standards.

The "zero rejection" rule logically only applies to natural born monsters. So it would not be pretty, it would be more depressing if anything.

>>38385686

This is exactly why I dont support global invasion, unless multiple identical parallel MGEs open, otherwise some men will get left behind and worse, turned down.

Also mass supply of millions of men might make MGs selective.

Add the fact that the "zero rejection" thing likely does not apply to monsterized women, and we go from MGE to a diet coke MGQ version.

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>>38386475
This is the only way i would become a leaf eater
>>38386470
Any reason in particular to prefer the ones on the bottom row?

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>>38386489
I feel like someone watered her abit too much,or used premium soil

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>>38386501
i'd thank that person for making such a thicc alarune

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>>38384701

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>>38386513
>yeah can I get some shog milk, sorry I meant shog milk, sorry, shog milk, I mean shog milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386513
Leche de el desconocido

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>>38386492
Don't be a doomer, even dogs and cats can become monster girls to even it out more. And monster girls reject plenty, it's just fate and shit that means the only man they flirt with Is usually the one they'll marry. Most monsterized women would instantly realize what they really want and do a personality flip, like that fallen maidens game.

The portals will open and most mgs will treat you as a nonsexual being until their wombs tingle and then they'll be all over you.

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>When you get a landed title and immediately get offered a marriage to your lady's youngest daughter.
>A loli who thinks you're the best guy in the world.
Don't dissapoint your smol wife.

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>>38386319
I wish to grow a garden of alarune
then feel genuine fear when they all step out of their flowers one day and drag me outside for 'feeding'

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>>38386611
>And monster girls reject plenty,

No they dont, only married MGs or those that have someone in their hearts already or a fated one do. No single MG will reject a man going after her, this is thoroughly established by mountains of canon at this point.

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>>38386636
i'd give barometz ranching a go.
they seem fun to be surrounded by.

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>>38386636
>then feel genuine fear
I am pretty sure they would treat their seeder nicely,unless you want them to give you fearboners once in a while

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>>38386653
Bro it's all fate now. And mgs reproduce like rabbits in the worst case.

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>>38386619
>Ancient evil one kingdom over can't bear to invade because it would put a damper on their happy marriage
cute

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>>38385791
Pick up a rifle and start eliminating the competition.

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>>38386492
>The "zero rejection" rule logically only applies to natural born monsters.
>Add the fact that the "zero rejection" thing likely does not apply to monsterized women
[citation needed]
>>38386619
If I feel like too much of a dick for rejecting the offer, I'd still wait with consummating the marriage until she grows up. I need to make her grow tall and strong.

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>>38386683
they may breed like rabbits but they do not reproduce like them.

[Anonymous No.]

The MGE thread on Space Battles looks dead as fuck. It's like 1 to 3 posts a day and it's mostly just a handful of guys talking about their fanfics.

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>>38386684
>Yes, we will invade them during the summer and take their lands.
>"An excellent choice my lady, it seems like the queens youngest will be holding a wedding at that time and they will be distracted by such an event!"
>That brat has a husband? Interesing.
>....
>...
>O-on second thought, I will leave them to wait a little longer, I think we can still expand north a bit more while we wait.


>>38386694
>Every year she comes up to ask you if she's big enough for you to consummate the wedding.
How long will you wait? She's going to go all in on being big and strong enough to properly be your wife.

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>>38386715
ok

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>>38386715
lol

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>>38386493
>Any reason in particular to prefer the ones on the bottom row?
Bottom left gives me good vibes, like she's playful and the right level of energetic. That tomboy feeling, you know?

Bottom right is clearly a mommy type that simultaneously activates my need to breed and desire to be coddled.

Top left looks too haughty even if the smug is kinda hot, and top right looks like my preferred flavor of noble woman and would probably be quite nice as well, but not as good as the ones below.

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>>38386718
>How long will you wait? She's going to go all in on being big and strong enough to properly be your wife.
Half a head shorter than me is good enough. But I would prefer if she still got a head taller than me in the end.

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[Anonymous No.]

i wanna marry an old noble hag monster and explore the massive mansion she lives in

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>>38386776
do it in the other order

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>>38386776
I wanna marry an old noble hag monster and explore her.

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>>38386683
Fate is one of many avenues to marry, it is not the only one.

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>>38386718
If that ancient evil had a daughter herself it make for an interesting inter-kingdom rivalry. Too bad all the ruling she does takes up all her time so she can't find a man, or so she says.

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>>38386785
yeah that seems kinda better. the reward at the end is banging the hag that owns that weird mansion/castle you are trapped in

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386762
b-booba...

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>>38386740
Understandably,sounds about right

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>>38386815

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>>38386786
What if she is the mansion?

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>>38386842
now that will be real fun, imagine fingering the wet, drooling, holes that litter the mansion

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>>38386849
you shouldn't talk about your daughters like that

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>>38386859
i never fucked her yet, nor have I seen the haggath shoggoth that is the manison, so the holes I assume are hers and hers alone

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>>38386619
>Don't dissapoint your smol wife.
Would consummate the marriage as soon as the little monster princess wants (on the first night)

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>>38386842
imma lick everything

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>>38386890
that's still fairly chaste. i could see a lot of railings happening over the wedding altar.

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>>38386666
fear boners would be good.
>Garden of huge, towering alarune with purple, black, grey and red skin
>All with corrupted features, each petal with a demonic sigil of lust
>Thorns like the spines of a manticore, complete with the cripplingly powerful aphrodisiac
>Beds of petal ready to open and close in an instant, utterly inescapable, assuming you still have the willpower to desire freedom
>Gripping vines like the tentacle forests, a writhing sea of lust and want, seemingly infinitely deep
>Roots pierecing up from the ground, seeking You, wanting to drain your power away to make you easy prey and sap your strength for themself
>Every apendage they have, from arm to vine to root is stronger than you
>Their influence on the world only grows every day, and its all your fault
>Too weak to escape their grasp, you're a mere battery they use to harvest energy and seed from to propagate frowards.
>At least they love you
>Maybe a bit too much

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>>38386666
>those numbers
Satan plant!

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>>38386932
very cute but hat is going to be mine for my cute hat collection

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My momster is my everything!
She is raising me to fulfill a very special role in her life, so she teaches me all the right things.
She is my guiding light and my most precious person, she says the same about me!
She also says that someday I'll make her a real mom which is weird because I already call her mom and I'm her son?

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>>38386751
She's going to eat lots of protein and start lifting until she's big and strong enough for you to love her!
Even if she's more suited for, er, book keeping.

>>38386808
>I could find a man! I just have to build an empire first!
>Those wolves in the north are going to learn civilization if I have to force it upon them!

>>38386890
>When she has an heir before even her eldest sister does
She'd be so smug if she wasn't overjoyed at having a kid.

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>>38386932
perhaps i could use an oversized secretary

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>>38386946
anon, she plays weird games with you, doesn't she?

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>>38386946

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>>38386694
>[citation needed]

It isnt outright stated. But it is the logical outcome of the fact DE and monsterization does not brainwash, they just destroy inhibitions. Having a woman go from "chad only" to "ugly men dont exist and I will accept anyone that sincerely confess his feelings to me or be attracted to any guy that is attracted to me." would be brainwashing.

Besides, a lot of women, if not most, already have their eyes set on chads. So even without the brainwashing issue the "she already has her heart set in" rule in which MGs can reject would apply. So we would see chads have harems of MGs swarming over them, while the rest are lucky to get any.

So again, mass world invasion is a bad idea, unless there are enough natural born MGs for nearly all non chad 3 billion men. It would also be hard if not impossible to tell the monsterized women from the natural MGs.

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>>38386910
Thats some effective mulch my man,sounds scary and hot

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>>38386947
>Even if she's more suited for, er, book keeping.
It's okay, it's not like we have to go on adventures or anything like that. And it's nice to have a big wife who's also smart and knows her way around tax code.

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>>38387038
>Your wife looks fit to be in the royal guard.
>She's actually just your steward crunching the numbers.
>Has no combat training whatsoever, just muscles.

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>>38385058
It's just another name for a succubus.
KC probably used it since alp is a commonly used for pallet swapped succ enemies in rpgs.

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>>38386731
The retard came from there right?

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>>38387080
which one?

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>>38386910
i am going to make an entire forest like this and label it a level 1 area for male adventurers

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>>38386910
>>Their influence on the world only grows every day, and its all your fault
>feed me anon!
>captcha:wharn

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>>38387086
... yes.

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>>38387099
Does she spit fire?

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>>38387088
You'll be a level 1 adventurer when they're finished draining you.

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>>38387030
thanks, i try :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387116
just what i want, i need to be level one to do a level one run of the local lim's castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387129
Have you practised Houndskip? You can shave off like 3 minutes from the courtyard section, shits insane.

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>>38386947
>When she has an heir before even her eldest sister does
>the oldest sister is hundreds of years old, inheriting the throne soon after the queen gets bored and retires, and doesn't even have a husband yet
>the youngest sister is already a mother at 18 after a decade of daily massive spirit energy injections

[Anonymous No.]

>Every single day I go to the green house to water, all the plant girls stop what they're doing and give me their undivided attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387153
>>to water
if thats what you wanna call it, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387153
Do some of the vines seem to be a little...grabby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387136
nah, just use the smack wall strategy. I keep running into wall until my speed allows me to clip through the wall and grab the love doll and confront the lim for an easy win. also completely pacifist as well

[Anonymous No.]

So what should you do if you have a monster girl bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387174
It's one and the same to them

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>>38387184
pants her in front of her friends showing off the granny panties she is wearing or the kiddie ones she is wearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387184
not bully them
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387184
Shout "let go of my purse" and kick her in the testicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387215
Are you getting bullied by a Alp?
How sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387215
nigga, why you got a purse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387248
its a very masculine purse

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387215
Please, for the love of the Demon Lord, Late Night Anon, if you're reading this I need art of Greenworm screaming "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387252
yeah, you also got the programmer socks as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387215
That's not going to work. You gotta deliver a solid open palmed slap right to the vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387237
Yup, alps are meant to be bullied themselves. Letting them do it to you is haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701
Look at these cunning predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387184
alright its gonna be a drastic measure but you'll need a waterballon and about a weeks worth of jizz, less if you can get manticore venom from the local dealer

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>>38387215
>girl
>testicles

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>>38387184
call them ugly and fat

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>>38387184
never talk and cry, then leave the town the day after

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386242
Dolphins, for one.

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>>38387184
tell her "I love you" and see how she drops her spaghetti

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>>38387184
just look into their eyes with a romantic flare to them and watch them melt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387342
wat

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38387378
Someone is making up shit for (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387184
Hire a bigger and tougher bully to get rid of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387184
be a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387342
The fuck you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387383
Cutebold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387280
Lolis are very powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387447
>>38387447
nah, u just a slave to sweet yet junkfood like cunny honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387343
>"Ey, brittle bones! Where's my lunch money?"
>"I put them in my love letter to you, here!"
>Endless flow of spaghetti from your bully for the next week strait

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387476
>cunny honey
Gonna need to make her eat a lot of pineapple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387492
then her ass blows up in size. She'll need to get a whole new wardrobe to her new more curvy and heavier backside

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387509
You say that like having a loli with a grossly oversized rear and hips is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387523
The ideal female form.

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>>38387523
all the other lolis will make fun of her massive ass tho, calling her thunder thighs, the clapper, seat destoryer, the woe of benches, the sofa taker and many more worse names

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>>38387540
eIt is.

>>38387547
Oh?
They may say that but they're just jealous about how much I'm feeling it up, groping it, and making ample use of it.
How she's starting off her day with a boning and bloating and how all her friends are going to smell the loving she's gotten.

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>>38386910
How would this even come about? Can monsters adapt to their husband's desires this hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387547
>the sofa taker
hhhehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387553
Elt is?

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>>38387586
with love and lots of semen, anything is possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387601
elt is me stroking out with a keyboard as my early onset dementia kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387621
eh, your brain only needs to know how to fuck anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387621
Are you sure you don't just have a mindflayer nearby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387601
I need to touch the fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384828
I’ve only been in the fan base for 3-4 years but I still like the same girls I liked before

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387639
what i wouldn't give for a good mind molestin

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387601
Another man ensnared by a lecherous Fox. That poor fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387661
Don't do that. They'll put lewd thoughts in there and you'll want to be a squid

[Anonymous No.]

would you prefer monsters girls not exist over existing but being almost human in their way of thinking instead of the near utopian horny brain of mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387640
Anon, no! Don't relapse! You have to hold out until your next Mofuholics Anonymous meeting!

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>>38385574
Nah, I like >>38385591. And lamias and other girls with serpentine bodies. And girls with long tongues like muscus toads. Akaname seems pretty cool too. Also fond of demons and devils, they could probably make it work too with magic.

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>>38387679
>Mofuholics Anonymous meeting!
that is a honeypot for foxes to pick any man they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387686
Snake mouths are for kissing and oral sex only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387679
I'm giving out the meeting location to the local mofukuza

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>>38387674
Not existing, what you say would be MGQ tier and getting rejected and cheated on by MGs would break my will to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387705
KC said in a Tweet Lamia kisses last 10 minutes minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387705
Kissing, oral sex, inserting bodily parts into, and for being swallowed by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387669
I want to be a kid surrounded by squids.

>>38387674
How almost human are we talking here? I'll take 'em either way because a world with animal girls is a lot more interesting than a world without 'em. Good human women do exist and are out there.

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>>38387746
>Good human women do exist and are out there.
kek

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>>38387674
Not existing. The last thing the world needs is roasties with super powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387746
Squids come in many flavors!

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>>38387757
damn why does that make me laugh so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387773
The toaster mode is excellent for stealth, staying undetected within Anon's house.
It works well until he says "A toaster is fine too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387788
Imagine anon's surprise when the toaster he's been having sex with for years turns into a humanoid robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387803
Transformers! More than meets the eye!

[Anonymous No.]

>38387731

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>>38387818
Excellent point Miss Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387818
>oh yeah, I definitely want this anon in my bed
>the things i'm gonna do to him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387540
I already liked big butt lolis before elins happened but they really confirmed my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387705

[Anonymous No.]

a cat is fine too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387859
Kindly never post this again

[Anonymous No.]

A toaster is fine too...

[Anonymous No.]

Bury your face in the fluff and don't come up until you smell thoroughly of hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387868
'Nyanon' still hasn't paid his debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387890
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

need big chubby thick monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387885
Grape hair would be yummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387788
>expecting to get your dick all cut up
>hear a moan when the tip is in and it feels... fleshy?
>put entire shaft in, its heaven, no pussy can ever compare to toaster pussy
>As you ram it in there, you hear the sound of dialup internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387900
go to where all the hags or pop into wonderland to find some wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387895
very thicc cat there

[Anonymous No.]

how would a monster react to their smell being all over someone but the monsters knows they have never met before

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387895
Make him an offer he can't refuse.

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>>38387902
>Can't change to her regular mode because it would give her away.
>Toaster mode is not equipped to handle insertions like this, it's far too big.
>She starts to glitch as her chassi starts to warp and bend under the pressure of Anon's cock.
>Forced to endure it, her mind a garbled mess of lewd code.

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>>38387868
The cat kingdom where you legally have to obey the whimsical desires of cats and you're likely to meet your wife by being dragged into an alley and fucked is a really nice sounding place. There's a chance that cat might be a sith, but I'll take the risk.

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>>38387184
Wind up acting wounded and tormented by her, leading other Mamono who has a healing fetish to claim me. Overexaggerate the damage she does, let her know she fucked up so that other Mamono can rub her loss in her face when I am taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387923
It must have been a case of unexplained amnesia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387900
My man.

>>38387895
Gonna molest that thick cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon has to spend an entire year locked up in a natural reserve "For science" no outside help or resources are allowed
>Its full of Alraunes (Oxygen,food),Kelps (Water Oxygen,Dont eat Kelp) and slimes (Water,food)
Yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387959
Can I at least take a chessboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387938
or a creep that went into their house and rolled around in their stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387895
i dont think you need that money, just look at how well fed you are, miss cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387729
and that bunyips have the hottest body and tongues of all lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387890
dont huff that spicy fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387971
Of course,but what for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387959
So bio-dome but with anon getting milked by plants? Throw in a dryad or two and maybe some bugs and I'd read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387999
You can huff it the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387959
i want all types of bugs and a buch of meat anfd I am happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387995
It gets cold in the swamps at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38385835
I've ascended to wizardry already so I look on the bright side: daddy issues are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387999
Why? What's gonna happen? I might get hooked on Heckhound fur? Oh no, I might have to get myself a Heckhound wife. How terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388009
I suppose I can't charge electronics there and it's probably not a good place to keep books, but at least I can play that with the girls there.
It helps that a properly made chessboard should withstand moisture, so Kelps won't be left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388050
>anon huffs the spicy fluff
>every single connection in his brain fires
>before melting completely
>anon left empty and drooling head first in fluff as it continues to melt what's left of his neural matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388036
Bunyips so easily took my number 1 spot its almost a crime.

I reading their profile again they are also basically komi-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388036
>tfw no cute bunyip blowing anxious bubbles while stalking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388050
H*ckhound is considered an offensive term, please use the politically correct 'firedog' instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388080
hellbitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388087
You are now being charged with a hate crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388072
Get high off fur. Worth it.
>>38388087
I like this. Will use on my Hellbitch.

[Anonymous No.]

chew on fairies

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if withiut warning you grabbed a Jinko's paw with your hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388138
She would blush and freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons you have broken into the demonlords palace and accessed her monstergirl main frame. You can now mix upto 3 mgs together to create a new ubermensch mg. What ones would you choose?

Some examples

>Minotaur and Salamander: Agressive tomboy that gets if she ever sees her reflection gets horny because her scales are red.
>QueenSlime Shoggoth: Shoggoth has now become a entire maid staff with the main body as the head maid
>HellHound Manticore: God save the submissives

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388138
>>38388148
I want to rub the fur on the back of her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
cheshwurm
angeljabberwock
tentaclebogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Dragon/Griffon/Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388094
ok, puta de el infierno

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Nah, if I have access to the mainframe I'm gonna spawn 20 cocklusted inari foxes on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
kraken/cancer/spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Mindflayer and shoggoth, because fuck you and your frontal lobe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388167

>Cheswurm: Tries to prank you but doesnt understand how to make a good prank. Teleports into your room and then crashes through the wall on the way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
bogieangeljabberwock
bogiechesh
wurmbogie
hakutakubogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388185
starting a circus there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388183
>implying you wouldn't get a clever wurm that pretends to be dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388016
Whats the difference between dryads and alraunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388134
grabbing a fairy on a bottle and once she is gasping for air tuck her inside my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388197
>she calls anon at work and says she has a message for I. Luvworms
>anon starts repeating the name at work
>mission acomplished

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388204
ones a tree and ones a flower

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387099
i might an audrey II

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388193
clussy too op and i like big hands and getting punished for being naughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388221
Im more of a bogie man personally but I appreciate good clussy.

My Ideal is easily Bunyip/Holstaur/Bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388231
so a plush very milky clown that is extremely shy and spills her spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388204
A dryad is a tree and alraune is a flower. Dryads are also kind of a harem monster while alraunes only might involve others

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387989
Talk like that is gonna result in a big brown cat ass sitting on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388243
Close, bogeys are the stuffed animal ones. And yes they would be shy until they are decidedly not shy. Or I wear anything red.

It helps those are all top tier cuddle monsters too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Night Gaunt (my waifu and favorite breed)
Shirohebi (I love yandere - extra clingyness added to an already clingy breed)
Ghoul (blowjob obsession - constantly needs either my dick or tentacles in her mouth at all times)

[Anonymous No.]

How will I know which branch of the Sabbath I belong to? Shirokuto? Kurofufuru? Runya Runya? Gryffindor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Dark valkyrie and either a houri or cupid for an extremely lewd love angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388260
like she can catch me without running out of breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388285
anon you fool she needed powerful legs to carry that dumptruck around all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388244
the forest dwellers seem like a close knit bunch between alarunes, liliarunes and the bees that partake of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388268
Alpha Beti Phi best sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388268
guess based on what your loli is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Amazoness + Pyrow
Kejourou + Pyrow
Shirohebi + Pyrow
Unicorn + Pyrow
Troll + Pyrow
Amazoness + Ratatoskr

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388204
Dryads and their husbands become fused to trees which are their own interconnected spirit realms. Alraunes are just walking flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388313
explain that last one

[Anonymous No.]

So can someone explain to me why people keep bring up fate now? I'm out of the loop I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters would get obsessive with guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388293
that also means her stamina is greatly reduced

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388318
Squirrels are nice, but I would prefer that body type. I'm fine with other stuff that comes with this, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388332
well shes going to be using you as a chair so she will have time to get it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388294
They rely on each other to survive. It's only natural that a few friends wouldn't mind sharing some dense anon for pollination and honey production.

[Anonymous No.]

The nice nurse-witch will kiss my patched-up pee pee from a dick-related accident, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388352
I can run faster and longer than her, then I’ll pick her up and fuck her hag pussy until my sperm overflows

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388355
>fucking your alarune
>some papillon floats by, pulls out her silly straw and starts sipping nectar out of the bulb while watching intently
this is fine i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388368
Yes, she’ll even give u a proper pp inspection

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388382
I'm just picturing insects sitting around anon and his flower wife like a dinner table drinking nectar while shouting tips and critiques on their sex form

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388268
Neither. Join the light, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388416
fear not, the chaos has multiple sabbath branches as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388422
the point is that the sabbath is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388369
Anon demonstrating his chad persistence predator abilities to the entirety of monster-kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388416
Why is purple/blue the best skin color

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388416
>that barest hint of a treasure trail
Man, the ancient dwellers in the abyss have good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388431
I dont know, but it just does things to me, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388434
that isnt hair anon

its tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you suppose rules the Forest Region in MGE, if we know who rules the Snowy Region and the Desert Region?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388425
Momonika's sabbath is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388446
I'm tempted to say good old green dragons or some sort of arch-druid elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388428
And they wonder why humans are still arounf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388449
Is it loli?
If so, its trash. EMBRACE THE LIGHT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388446
maybe some random tentacle brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388459
Dumb hound is using a chair when she could be using my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388459
dang

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388481
Oh look, an objectively worse hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388459
Dumb hound is using a chair when she could be using my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387895
Call her a Nyangger

[Anonymous No.]

lolis and normal is trash, hags is where it is at

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388508
I will take fat hag monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388489
you're waifu used to be a loli
unless you're into alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388514
me too, me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388519
GOD FUUUUUUU
I love this artist and Yukari is my number 1 touhou wife!
AUUGHGHGHGH WANT TO BREED GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388516
And she grew out of it because she realized it was shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388522
a man of taste, i got something 4u
https://files.catbox.moe/zo9vil.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388516
No, she used to be a child. Children arent lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388539
awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388516
>can't even speak right
this is what all lolifags are like. Mentally challenged

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388565
Thread is extra based today

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388425
Well, that's just a bad point and I certainly won't be joining any "light" that you're a part of. Good day to you, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388539
Very based. Submissive big-dick shotas should be diddled and raped by shotacon yokai mommies that want to be cumflated with their new son's cum to show off to all the other young-boy-loving monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388481
I'd make this kid my daughter and raise her to be a near-perfect role model to all other hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis, hags, and in between are all great, but what matters most is her deep love for anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388586
that's a given but some are more equal than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388565
Her bobs are built for groping from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388597
i have to agree with you but I just love her elbow length gloves for some reason and also, tits got you that bad that they melt your mind

[Anonymous No.]

The ocean depths are full of nasty creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388586
Based unityfag promoting coexistence instead of autistically screeching over people liking what they don't like because it makes them feel uncomfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388590
Whenever I see big, fluffy ears, the urge to pet them overtakes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388621
I would like to see some more deep ocean monster girls. Maybe a manta ray girl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388632
i did it for fun, dont really care for loli. i even like it at times

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It is going to be pretty depressing when I become an old man and, remember these funny monster women threads I read when I was younger. Knowing that the hope of portals opening was just coping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388717
>anon adopted a large breed street kobold from the pound

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388717

[Anonymous No.]

What if i go willingly into a dragon lair for the explicit purpose of getting raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
it goes according to plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
Then it's not rape. But I wish you happiness with your new wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
answered your own question there.

>no mg monster hunter game where you "break parts" by either using those parts to orgasm or make the monster orgasm

what MH monster would be best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
then its not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
i only go into dragon lairs to steal but all i get is their virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
Dragons would probably rape even though they pretend to be refined noble beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
>tfw you walk in on a dragon making out with a daki that looks like you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the dog.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna be in the human pound

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388565
>>38388614

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388508
lolis make the best hags though

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388855
fuck u, fuck u for being right

[Anonymous No.]

Towako is mankind's greatest invention.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388923
Fish goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388847
Wonder what new kind of sex position she can pull off with her husband (me) with her boundary manipulation powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlId_Cg-8bY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388959

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388976

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388998
>>38388976
throw another hoop anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388959
If this lim doesn't stop blasting these dumb announcements all hours of the day, I'm going to go down to city hall and give her a piece of my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

its time anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389019
no please! I'll get your money I just need more time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389019
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389006
She's too lazy to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389019
time for what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389040
Lazy monsters get their faces drawn on with sharpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389041
time for your bus to MGCU campus of course anon! thanks to the transportation reforms of Mayor Anubis you can pretty much get anywhere in the city and beyond in speed and comfort with nothing more than your own two feet and a city travel card of 120 a month!
now go and have a good day at class anon and consider all the good Mayor Anubis has done in the upcoming election

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
/n/ anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
i dropped out when i was 5, i aint going back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
what's there to see and do at the campus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
imma vote for the wurm/greenworm party

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
There's no way that bus is going to ever be on time when I get to that succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389110
please do not distract the driver anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
no, i'll just work the corner instead. university melts my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389119
I'm turning the bus into a bang bus and no amount of protesting will stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389109
they only care about expanding the flower district and the underground anon, you should vote for someone with bigger goals in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389135
and? I like flowers and i like underdground. Mayor Anubis is too focused on making bigass monuments

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389148
come on now anon the new city hall is a wonder of modern architecture, and that's not mentioning the other achievements of Mayor Anubis's term

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389167
Yeah... but it kinda got worrying after the 50th new building that is fucking massive for almost no reason and that has her dumb mug on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389176
well it IS election season...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389181
after all that shit, the taxes are through the fucking roof, man. I have a half mind to run for mayor myself and just reducing all the taxes as much as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
I'm too old to be in school anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389205
its never too late for higher education anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389079
I have my own car though

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389208
no. learning is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389205
sometimes I feel old here too. But at this point they're just younger than 4chan average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389205
>>38389214
how was tjhe roman republic , old men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
cincinnatus was pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389210
hope your ready to pay those congestion charges, emission charges, the ticket for the limited parking spaces and of course cars aren't permitted in the city centre

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
Decent, until the Gauls. Wish I died with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
It was great to have a king that was breastfed by a wolf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
Sulla wasted all my damn time getting rid of senators when I could've been out in Parthia getting a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
not nearly as good as the Canine Empire, now that was a state! Nothing beats trying to flip up a werewolf legionary's tunic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389210
why bother with all the hassle of cars like fuel costs, insurance, repairs, congestion charges and parking when you could just get a travel card and enjoy the city in comfort

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389234
imma gonna write a very vulgar, very angry, and very sloppy handwritten letter to the Mayor herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389259
what ya gonna say to the big jackal herself anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389258
'Cause I don't feel like getting molested on the bus? Not all of us a whores who get hard for just any old monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389267
bitch needs to stop taxing my right to use my own car or I'll deface all the new monuments myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389267
send her a bottle of grape juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389272
More public transportation manticores for me then

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389272
nonsense anon there's nothing to worry about! the subway and light rail network even have their own male-only cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389258
>imagine using the travel card
can't relate. I don't pay for public transportation
>>38389267
barren lesbo
>>38389279
>male-only
we all know that it is filled with alps and monsters dressed like men there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389255
Don't make me get the centurion, anon. You were warned to not play pranks on the march.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389286
>anon get taken downtown by a SMAT team later that week under smuggling charges

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389279
Anon, the mayor's making a push to get rid of the male only cars. She's not very public about it, but has massive support from nearly every party behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389288
If that stiff old virgin wants to watch she can, imagine being in the legion and not getting your man for so long that you make it to centurion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389302
i always wear a different mask when I go on the public transport and I never talk. They aint got shit on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389314
>he doesn't know
a-anon...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm doing a story where the protagonist is collecting some kind of artifact for an employer. I don't know what the nature of it should be. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389299
what is wrong with baphos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
high purity mana crystal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389317
what? They don't know who I am, I always make sure that I close the portal to real home as well. I dont even exist legally, my name and my papers are all false

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389313
>he thinks regular centurions are old
Have you seen the ones in the first cohort? I swear some of them are getting grey hairs just don't let them hear you call them old or you'll get stuck with the worst work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389338
I've already said too much, I'm not getting dragged into this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
I should specify that its sci-fi. dont think it makes much difference, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389327
Which is needed for the creation of dimensional portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389314
>>38389338
>MGC takes tax evasion VERY seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389343
so I gotta stop even coming out now. Also gotta find out who snitching on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389344
Hey, that's pretty sick. We finally getting some monstergirls in SPAAAAACE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389355
you are indeed! its going ok so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389350
i havent paid those either, as well I am an illegal alien as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
>>38389344
crown of the Pharaoh of Tpyge Prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389358
As long as your grammar and pacing is good, that goes a long ways. Even if the story is slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389350
fuck taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389373
Pacing probably isn't the best. grammar should be ok though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389309
ok, so more profit for me. I let monsters touch me for $40/mins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389396
Cute, shortstack oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389396
i am picking her up to fuck, remember it is okay to grab any shortstack you find to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
Shota x Oneechan ero-doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
orb of cunnilingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389318
the lovedoll maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389339
Dam she-wolfs should just rape their servants and leave us alone to molest their legionaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>38387895
Pspspspspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389521

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389456
That's why they're trying to train good little auxiliaries like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389603
WOO WOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389521
Oi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389612
gimme the vamp, the demon, and the anubis. I NEED THE PUDGE

[Anonymous No.]

tom

[Anonymous No.]

I want a vampire and a wight to try the My Fair Lady schtick to see if they can teach me to pass myself off as being from high society and not the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389658
Is it true? Are all Vampire's big, softy romantics?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you found a succ about to make out with a plushie that looks likes you
what do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389658
it would be impossible for me, I would be too much of a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389658
>Vampire spends decades trying to train the deep south out of her husband
>On the surface, he's a model aristocrat and a complete gentleman
>But the last time they went to a ball, he was introduced to the Vampire's sister's husband only to grimace during the initial handshake and punch the man in the mouth
>His excuse was "He looked at me crossways"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389697
>Vampire spends decades trying to train the deep south out of her husband
She'll have a difficult time hiding my accent and love of greasy food out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389658
>Try and teach anon to be highclass
>In one ear out the other
>Acts like a hoodlum

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388751
>burst into dragon's lair ranting about protecting the innocent and slaying her
>she's on the couch eating chips and watching her show in an old t-shirt and her underwear
>tells you to get the fuck out
>rolls a giant boulder in front of the cave after you leave
She'll be singing a different tune when she starts to zombify. Just you wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389742
i would just walk in, permantly borrow some gold and walk out

[Anonymous No.]

Digital Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>When a human female alchemist collects scales, bones of skeletal dragons, and other such ingredients in a potion and becomes an 'alchemical dragon'
Natural dragons would be pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389799
i never into that but i do like leveling up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389742
>near-death dragon is rushed into greilias ICU
>after some diagnostics it's determined that you're the only compatible spirit energy donor
well anon? ready to be a hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389828
im not the hero im the villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389828
Just give me some privacy, and I'll keep this hagon alive

[Anonymous No.]

>Ride of The Valkyries starts playing
>"Initiating Aerial Bombardment. Targets have been confirmed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389863
please yes end me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389834
And I too must go down(on her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389801
too small to sproink, give her a year or two

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389919
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386946
Your momster will one day become your wife and you will have tons of children with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389828
>sir, I need you to come with me
>it's a matter of life or death
>rushed to hospital
>ushered into dragon's room
>you've never seen a dragon so lifeless
>her hair looks dull, her scales have lost their luster and begun to fall off in some places, lines on her face across her pallid skin
>dull eyes that look through you, dry and full of pain
>the sight is horrifying; a solemn reminder of the fragility of life
>a testemant to the idea that even a noble creature like this could
>we need you to cum on her sir
>wat
>greilia magics your pants to shreds
>start jerking
>have to rub one out with the bapho still in the room to a girl on her deathbed
>should have just stayed in order territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390041
Try to cum a little on the bapho too so you at least get one not shitty wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389863
Terrorist Hacker Anon downloads 69 Terabytes of porn into her

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the jelly sheep, behind that innocent smile is the mind of a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390122
this is all monstergirls though

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390139
All except for ushis, who don't really mean to rape it just happens accidently

[Anonymous No.]

>rebellious kobold daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
>Mad Mage: An ambitious Dark Mage who took a trip to Wonderland and got shroomed. You stumbled through Wonderland lost and confused until you happened upon a homestead in the shape of a giant shoe. When you knocked, it was she who answered, with her gentle yet sly smile and gracious demeanor. She offered to let you stay the night so that you might get your bearings; only that was 3 months ago, and at some point between then and now you've become her apprentice and partner in crime against the Queen of Hearts.

>Nurarityros: A Nurarihyon who traded a smoking habit for a drinking habit. Came home one night to find her crashing at your place, and now you can't get her to leave. Always insisting on inviting the girls over and has been responsible for many drunken parties that always end a certain way. And what's more, ever since she moved in you've somehow started picking up even more lecherous "roommates."

>Creeping Phantom: A hall of fame showbiz mogul. Responsible for some of the most influential stage plays of the generation. Her upcoming work is a romantic comedy- starring you. She found you by chance and your audition must have really wowed her, because she fought tooth and nail to make sure you got the role. This might just be your lucky break, but there's just one thing: now she wants to play the female lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389344
a planet-corrupting seed? insta-demonrealm/world?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monster wife to nerd out about knives with

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390366
I just want a monster wife to literally sleep with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390381
i want to sleep with the softest and plush bogey around. Just one hug and you are out like a light

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390381
>>38390440
>tfw would be an awful bed mate
>tfw takes forever to fall asleep and always shifting around
I can't see a monstergirl sharing a bed with me and not getting incredibly irritated and going insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390510
get a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390172
>"Come on, it's time for walkies"
>Loud whining

[Anonymous No.]

>>38386947
>She can conquer a coalition of tribes and kingdoms and forge them into a single state
>Still can't get laid
Sounds like a bad power fantasy fulfillment show

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get portal'd
>ywn get captured
>ywn get sold as a slave to a really lonely momster girl
>ywn get cuddled to sleep by said momster girl

Death.
But also
Death

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390520
>Anon has trouble falling asleep and constantly thrashes around in bed
>slime has a condition that makes her solidify if she doesn't move enough at night
>Anon acts as an agitator to keep her from hardening, she acts as a water bed for him to get a good night's rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388302
Not a Sabbath sorority of : Eta Nu Pi ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390846
no peace
only death

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388331
Kikis would clean them a lot
Anubii would amass carefully arranged collections
Maybe Dark Musketers might be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388843
In MGC 'The Dog Pound' is a sleazy fluff-bar not a lockup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389234
MGC taxes are too high.
They should be rate-capped to at most half-a-litre per Anon per year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389697
>punch random guy in the mouth
Sounds like something that's gonna start a multi-generational blood feud

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389863
In MGC 'Ride of the Valkyries' is a sex-position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391040
Yeah, what is Mayor A.Nubis doing with all our tax contributions?
She must have at least a hundred thousand litres from every Anon by now, and she's not spending any of it on improving infrastructure.
Even yesterday, she suddenly announced that the the MGCity Pool is closed and off-limits for her to conduct a 'special refilling'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391003
>What's the matter, scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389697
>>38389727
>NO!
>I don't care how "good" those "eatin's" are!
>you are NOT barbequing that opossum in the bedroom!
>save that sauce though, we can use that later

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391167
First they get rough, then he gets the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391003
I’m going there with a bag of raw hides, dog biscuits, a jar of peanut butter, and I’m not leaving until I’ve pet every fluffy ear and tail in there.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did I got banned from a Dragon forum after introducing myself for "attention whoring"? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391275
>I think a bit of fluff can actually be-
>[this user has been banned for: strange delusions]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391297
Ryu are the best dragons and they know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391275
>"Look, some dragon girls can just be a bit too prideful"
>User banned for hateful comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389396
heh, onihole

[Anonymous No.]

>>38390510
She'd just rape you into exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384851
And that's a good thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389135
>bigger goals in mind
>wurm/worm wants to expand the entertainment/restaurant district, revamp the downtown gardens, provide new underground homes and infrastructure
>they hope to promote tourism through these endeavors, especially attracting more single, young men into town
>they run on a platform of friendship, togetherness, and understanding

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVgxGSQIsw

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388152
Valkyrie-Pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391774
https://youtu.be/xfCxy7x4bYU

[Anonymous No.]

How do I become rich and influential enough that I can sexually harass my tanuki staff and not get in trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you walk up to a monstergirl and tell her the YWNBAW copypasta, just with all the manly features swapped with monster-ish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388382
>fucking your alarune
>alarune
Poor dryad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392231
Well it wouldn't make as much sense given the context.
Also you'd get put on a watch list for order extremists. Though I've hear all they do is keep trying to get you to date a monster girls since that has a 100% success rate of pacifying them.

[Anonymous No.]

loli lich prone boning

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392369
>Also you'd get put on a watch list for order extremists.
Gonna post mean things online to get on a watch list so they'll have to watch me fap instead of getting a monster girl GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392116
See Dr U.Nicorn and tell her you need an emergency circumcision for 'umm, medical reasons' then you're set....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392304
>alarune
Poor *Haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392621
No way is a prominent medical centauride going to risk her career doing backalley penis mutilations.
The Medical Board would have before the DL for punishment without even blinking.
>you'll need to find an unupgraded Automaton maido - and enough booze for you both that she'll let you put it in her meatgrinder

[Anonymous No.]

>> 38392231
>wut hapz?
The penalty is a mandatory corrective triple mind-flaying - one in each ear, one directly onto the prostate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392560
Isnt that just regular days on /pol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392699
Well yes, but it's less depressing and more fun with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392231
Never tell a manticore to dilate. They take it as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392781
That's a big ol' rattler

[Anonymous No.]

>>38392781
>Western style
>3dpd abusing the monster girl fetish
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>I am a perverted human boy who gets off to being sexually harassed by monster girls.
I dare you to try and say this in the town square

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38393107
>3dpd abusing the monster girl fetish
the fuck you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38393138
I already say this everyday. I just don't remember what happens after I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>38393901
i want my head between elf titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394263
Don't we all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38389221
Was taking Carthage down really worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn female goblins need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394687
Of course, those punic elephant riders were nothing compared to the might of Rome, they’re better off now.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been reading Memory, Sorrow and Thorn and I now want a harem of three Cursed Swords that sing songs of steel to me

[Anonymous No.]

This is your party now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
i thought i was doing this solo..... honestly I m fine going alone into deep and dark rape caves where one false move means rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
Where's the tank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
y all knife ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395037
The nun is a human, she's the bonus girl you can corrupt into whatever species you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
But it’s just a bunch of scantily clad elves and a nun, what am I, a main character, supposed to do with these? Can they even fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395057
making her a bogie with this weird mask I found

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395057
Really goes to show that human women are the best because they can become anything you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>38388720
become a (bio)engineer
make your own monster woman
kickstart the portal openings with your weeklong bouts of passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
i wish to get pampered by all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395023
You're the tank, and they will all dote on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395279
so I can go in first and take the most risky strats to win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384828
Not really. I just got more additions to my palette that simply hit stronger spots I didn't know I had beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
>tfw you can't even get a small papercut without your party calling you to be gravely injured

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna marry the first slime I meet on my adventure and then train with her until we're both level 99.
I'm then gonna use my slime wife to bully the demon general of the region.

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to bully the lilim final boss by stealing her porn and putting it right on the table where she speaks with her generals and even open the books

[Anonymous No.]

>breed musclewife
>successfully impregnate her
>over the next few months her rock-hard abs are gone, covered by a distended belly
>she gives birth to a sweet little daughteru that you both feed a steady diet of protein powder
>your wife expects her abs to return
>but before she knows it, you've impregnated her again
>no abs still
>second daughteru born, can bench press before she can walk or speak
>but when the third pregnancy test comes back positive your wife really starts to worry
>it's dawning on her that you have no intention of letting her have visible abs again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395683
Broodmothers don't need abs anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

kiki o shog? or something different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395683
So you never liked muscle girls, why get one then

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395724
>he doesn't like domming musclegirls, and turning them into mommies
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395683
This chick looks pretty metal

[Anonymous No.]

What i wouldn't give to live in the yakumo house

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394151
I think he refers to the prostitution pricelist part (apart from western face).

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti-chan needs to stay away from Selkie's homemade pies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395724
Not him, but abs are not everything. She should still have strong arms and thick legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open image, you will be horrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396008
AHHH MY HEAER2KLMQ.W,Asd

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396008
Why would you post this, anon? Now I won't be able to get to sleep tonight because I don't have a cuddlepup to snuggle with.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like lolipires?
I like lolipires.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, i like hagpires

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396101
I like extra smug lolipires

[Anonymous No.]

Please join the movement for delegalizing fat, juicy monster ass, or Order is done for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396134
who was the fucking fruit who banned it the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396172
gimme the sad milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396183
>tfw no chill pizza night with overprotective dullahan gf.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396183
Are you supposed to molest the head after you tie up the body or tease the body while the head watches? I can never figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396264
There are no wrong options.
Personally I'd like to turn her head away so she can listen but can't see while I tease her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396264
Make passionate love to the body while her uptight head watches.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396008
I opened it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396299
How about getting molested by the body while the head watches smugly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396303
This. Or rough doggy style. Make the head feel jealous/lonely. Then cuddle the head later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396344
Getting molested by the body while the head tries to get her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396369
>head tries to get her to stop.
>dullahan-chan actually has full control over her body
>she's just looking for an excuse to feel up anon while still maintaining her composure

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396183
That dullahan has a good fashion sense

[Anonymous No.]

A bit of advice
Don't call an anubis's pyramid 'kinda short'

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
Well I was just being honest, I mean have you seen that Bass Pro Shop in Memphis? Its hard to compete with something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
I'm just saying we could try the ziggurat model

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
I’ll call it a waste of taxpayer’s money instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
why does a Jackal's glare do something to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396640
U a slut for dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
Ok, it ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
All I said was that it should be more like the one in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396564
That grape snake has an even bigger one and it even is painted purple. Way better then Anubis,s tiny boring pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396648
anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396698
Please don't say that, she's already very insecure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396753
Dog fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Mesugaki Kikimoras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396765
She needs to step up her pyramid game or she’ll be 4ever alone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396796
Minigun Kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396810
/k/ikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396805
Cute danger noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396810
>strength to lift and use an airplane-tier minigun
>also a PHD in Russian Literature
how can Shog compete against ex-mercenary Heavy Weapons Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396864
By being the weapon and also not being effected by physical attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396864
she also is very big and heavy also pudgy, meaning the shog can easily outmaneuver her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396640
>>38396648
>>38396753
>anon in complete denial of his insatiable need to be a slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396782
>>38396912
I swear I'm not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396805
nope rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396945
yeah, why u got a collar already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396582
I never thought I would have the perfect occasion to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396864
Shog can shapeshift so she can easily get in position for backstabs. You need a pyrow to flush her out.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're at church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397035
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397035
God isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397065
You're not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397065
>and this is why ms lizard is still single and a basement dweller

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397035
only if they milk my sin

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38391506
I always forget that ryus have fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396995
she gave it to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397187
look at what the years of eating gallons of icecream in the afternoon has afforded the lim!

[Anonymous No.]

crows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397208
Birds don't exist, your waifu is a fleshy automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397222
She doesn't look like her divine light has been severed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397222
You think that doesn't turn me on more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397222
I wouldn't mind a Bio-Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397097
Need twin succubi wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397222
hey that is no way to call danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397187
I want to bury my face into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395803
>"And these will be used to feed the many youkai (You) and Ran will make!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395724
>He doesn't like a layer of softness over muscles
Open your horizons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397273
She's ugly and FAT. There are better places out there to bury your face into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38396766
Someone needs to keep the Liches in check so this doesn't happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397335
She's ugly too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397335
exactly why I want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397187
Lilims in casual clothes does something to me. Especially when she's wearing that milf shirt with the exposed shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>38384701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38395733
by doing so you ruin them. broodmothers are boring and unnattractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397358
Lies. Dark elves are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397394
why do you think they have to capture slaves then?

[Anonymous No.]

where is the love for normal monster girls? not hags, not lolis, but normal, 20-something monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
It's erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397424
thats just default

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397424
I mean, I do but that's just the 'default' level of monster girls.
Besides, mature monster girls are thick and need love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397394
what if she had a cooking show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
Because human boys are retarded and don't know what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
Doing so is pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397424
Anon, 70% of MGE are "normal" monster girls (not lolis or hags)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397462
i am not retarded, my doctor just calls me special

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
the only way they can get people to read their fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397489
now that is just cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397483
and it's so boring. Especially knowing that the most popular mge girls are probably the cosplay tier shit like succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397489
Actual torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397500
>And then he jerked off for 6 hours straight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397512
I want to know what you consider a real monster girl (with images)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397512
plenty of none community-ascribed hag monsters are great. mindflayers, shoggoths, hellhounds and ushis aren't usually made into hags, and they arent cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397512
Yes well 99% of people will never like anything else for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397548
not him but i'd say a girl thats hot in fiction where there is suspension of disbelief but if you saw irl you would shit your pants in sheer terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397558
>plenty of none community-ascribed hag monsters are great
wat? I seriously dont understand what the sentence said.

[Anonymous No.]

The sabbath has a really cool manga + internet cafe that you can stay in for a whole day!
It has showers, multiple bars, comfy beds in each rented computer room, entire libraries of compelling comic books, and little loli waitresses that bring you your can of diet dr. pixie cherry that you order!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38394903
>get invite to party through correspondence board
>leave a message back asking about details
>they reply with another note saying they have everything covered
>agree to join them, meet up with them outside of town to start your first adventure
>your "armor" is just a loin cloth
>sword is no bigger than a kitchen knife
>won't stop touching you all over to "assess your physical capabilities"
>never make it clear what your role is
>all four of them cook a different meal and demand you try it, food supplies almost exhausted after dinner turns into a 12 course meal
>even though they all brought their own 2 person tent, they all try to pile into the nun's once you decide to split one with her
>constant infighting, they never tell you what it's about
>finally get to the rampaging beast, all they do is show off without killing the damn thing
>only finish it once you charge at it to try and get some xp
>yell at you for trying to fight saying that you could have got yourself killed
Never party with elves. As soon as we got back to town, they all spent their share of the loot on alcohol and tried to get me to drink it in "celebration." That was most of our profit. I just don't understand them. At least they seem to be getting along better; there hasn't been a fight in a day or two and I overheard them talking about the benefits of sharing. Maybe they learned a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397602
>all this shit to get even a chance to get more oniichans

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397449
>Besides, mature monster girls are thick and need love.
The loli monster girls are thick and need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
Dark elves need to capture human men, because they have no charm! Haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397626
they are not as thicc as a hag and they will get loved by others

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397626
>When the loli wight princess loves cake too much and loves sports an extra large rear and set of wide hips.
Yes, she'd be pregnant quite often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397407
They're not slaves they're just guys who don't know what's best for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397614
You're the rogue, you're supposed to steal your own gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397617
there are less human man than monsters in every demon realm, so they'd probably design their services to cater to everyone, including adult monster girls anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397647
t. high elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397689
>her sword is all rusty and old looking
and she expects to get a man with a filthy sword like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397561
>>38397558
any of these mentoned ones are good.
ez mode is cait sith but any girl that is just one accesory away from being a regular human is too human for me. Anything where removing ears and tail would leave a regular girl is cosplay. A lot of KC girls pass this by having bestial paws.

Although stuff like lich is fine since they are clearly inhuman despite being one skin shift away from human. overall design helps. The other anon sums it up pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397703
the dude is gonna get tetanus before cumming

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397647
not only that, they look dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397782
Take that back right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I talked to a random succubus at a local shop to see what the average monster girl is like and literally the first thing she brings up is having sex.
Monster girls are borderline coomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397705
>ez mode is cait sith
No, they are as bad as dark mages at being monster girls, just in the opposite direction.
Balance of beast and human is the best, that's what classic monster girls like Lamias and Harpies are about

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397705
I thought you were a normal anon, but you are fucking /mggg/tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397489
>dark elves have woefully misguided ideas about the male reproductive system
>seem to think that the amount of cum produced is dependent on how much they enjoy it
>battering a guy increases his bloodflow, making his dick bigger so you have to whip him first for best results
>if you squeeze his dick too hard in your cunt, it will shrink over time
>gets flustered when Anon points any of these things out as she reads, says she knows that and that it's there for effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397703
>Cannot say a bad thing about her so goes for the sword instead
Typical high elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397804
Well of course her mind's in the gutter when you're dressed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397800
nah, they look like they roll around in the mud like P'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

I would love dark elves if they weren't so sadistic. There I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397806
I stopped posting their because they don't appreciate cait sith.
>>38397805
it's hard to tell they are even female but I don't ever get the feeling they're just human women but with extra features to make people feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397840
whats the point then

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397852
chocoelf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397840
>removing the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397858
just inject melanin into an elf's skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397816
at least this dark elf has better blade hygiene. The other one could even lessen the lifespan of the blade and any man would run far away when they see that disgusting and grotesque blade. I;m just trying to help that dark elf some action

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397840
It's not sadism is tough love. Besides, not all settings have sadistic dark elves, that just happens in mge and some others. You can headcanon that they aren't in yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38397840
i just headcannon that they are mommydom

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>>38397806
uh, when did we start actually hating /mggg/? Is it that a new enemy is needed after /tg/tards euthanized their thread?

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>>38397009
How horrifying.

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>>38397905
>r /tg/tards euthanized their thread?
they did?

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>>38397849
And i don't appreciate refugees from fandom that officially has vore, traps and futas.

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>>38397840
All is headcanon and headcanon is all

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>>38397905
Degenerates with their cries about "cosplay tier" always been unwelcome here.

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>>38397558
shoggoths are absolutely cosplay tier, half of their schtick is cosplaying french maids.

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>>38397942
But that guy got shat on there for the same reasons.

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>>38397882
>>38397900

If there is a dark elf who is into gentle femdom, then maybe. The rest can be hard doms.

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>>38397905
>we
what we, im not part of those autists.

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>>38397910
The threads attracted a particularly aggressive schizo with a monsterboy obsession and he chased everyone away over the course of about a year.

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>>38397840
They are only sadistic by MGE standards. They would never hurt , mutilate, kill, or actually torture their husband. "slave" is just a word they use for beloved husband just like any other monster.
>The deepness of their love is revealed through having repeated intercourse with a man. The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as a husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc., but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man, again and again, is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man. It can also be seen from their attitudes and the way they treat the men. Even monsters that milk energy from a man every day as “food”, don't just milk the men who are supposedly “food” violently. They seek syrupy sweet “food.” They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off, and they have deep love just like other monster couples.
>Even those that give their man obscene training every day as a “slave” and repeatedly rape them would hate it if their “slave” died or suffered. Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters' bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband.

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>>38397975
Then just headcanon that you found one like that.

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>>38397911
It's okay I'm way worse than those guys anyway.

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>>38397975
i bet there would even be an entire tribe of such dark elves

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>>38397849
>I stopped posting their because they don't appreciate cait sith.
Then stop posting here too.

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elf butt

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It's maledom or go home, especially with elves.

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>>38398073
the attitude of a coward

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>>38398073
That's like, your opinion.

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>>38398084
the attitude of a king

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>>38398112
a king does what must be done.

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>>38397975
There is no such thing as real hard femdom in MGE. Monsters don't like causing pain (they would never purposely hurt or kill their husband) and it's impossible to be hurt during sex with a monster accidentally. Their form of torture is constantly milking their husband over. Restraints and demon ream silver is a hard as they would go.

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>>38398073
Based monster tamer

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>>38398059
No, if you can't accept all the mge girls maybe you should leave to a harder hugbox.

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>>38397992
Being called a slave would damage my pride...

>>38397994
>>38398008
Nice. An entire tribe of mommies

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>>38398073
this is the closest you can get to human with long ears

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How does one attract a Kitsune hag?

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>>38398171
Leave some unattended garbage bags outside your house.

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>>38398171
fried tofu

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>>38398171
not calling them a hag, for starters
politeness goes a long way

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>>38398197
My mother taught me to call a spade a spade

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>>38384701

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>>38398171
wear those shirts that have lewd zipangese phrases, go down to the mofu district and huff some mofu, or have a big sign with fox on it

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>>38398185
That's for raccoons
>>38398187
That'll attract all kinds of mofu
>>38398197
But it has to be a hag.

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>>38398197
>politeness goes a long way
Maybe, but pissing them off would go a long way towards making them drop the seductress act rape you.

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Reminder that even an ordinary non-buff succubus is significantly physically stronger than the average human.
>tfw no cute succ wife to give you a crushing hug every time you come back home
>ywn get hoisted up and spun around by your overly excited succ wife
>ywn get dragged in for a kiss whenever she feels like it and be unable to resist her (not that you'd want to)
>ywn be allowed to leave the bed before she allows you to

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>>38398267
if they've got the seductress act already, you don't need to attract them. you're already done. also, just ask.

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>>38398171
try and walk into the mofuzakua hq and attempt to get to the top floor

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>>38398269
ryangosling.gif

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>>38398269
I didn't remember the average succ to be that stacked. I like succs now.

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>>38398278
>also, just ask.
Being an asshole is always the more enjoyable option.

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>>38398269
are they like monkeys where they just have straight up better muscles than us? like per pound of muscle they're stronger, or is it magic? or both?

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>>38397512
Don't care, my favorite monsters will still be elves, succs and pharaohs

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>>38398259
>But it has to be a hag.
That's still not polite. Call her "aged like wine" or whatever.
>>38398269
I would still prefer a buffcubus, if only for the aesthetic.

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>>38398269
it's great.

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>>38398269
i wanna have a big fat dork hag succ wife that is an absolute otaku

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>>38398325
where are her breasts

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>>38398336
nowhere, it be a boy

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>>38398233
Nami is cute though I wish I was interested in LoL lore so that I could know more about her and find out that she's actually a bitch or something

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>>38398269
I would never be able to stop playing with her tail

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>>38398336
They're a few years and chest rubs away.

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Japanese rapebait dark elves > drow-inspired dark elves

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>>38398346
>Anon just likes the texture but is a constant tease because of it

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>>38398344
Bisexual polyamory. Vex is cuter, she's just got a crush on a white man.

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>>38397820
how should i dress so i don't look like i'm "asking for it"?

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>>38398269
i like their evasion based fighting style where they dance around your strikes while trying to arouse you with light touches, gropes and lewd displays while countering with hip checks, kisses and grapples.

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>>38398355
>>38398105

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>>38398358
>inadvertently edging her every single day

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>>38398346
i would be nibbling on succ tail tip for too long
>>38398386
full nbc suit with a finnisg m-61 gas mask

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>>38398398
>>38398416
>succing and nibbling on it when you sleep
She's gonna bust an ovary soon.

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>>38398355
anything thats 'rapebait' doesnt appeal
no idea how anyone could like that, even if its connoncon

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>>38398398
Sounds like heaven and hell. She'd probably just take it out on your hips every night and make you think all succs are naturally that aggressive, but she just has to vent the horny.

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Remember anons, if your wife asks for a baby, you do not deny her.
Best case scenario; she pushes you down.
Worst case scenario; She starts secretly taking fertility supplements for a whole year, after which she lets her pheremones do the rest.

And that's how she ends up pregnant with 11 babies.

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>>38398454
duel 1

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>>38398461
3. No more.

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>>38398442
I like raipebait as it exist in the MGE maledom breeds where they not only want it but actually use magic and pheromones to get men to dom them. Actual rape is a turnoff.

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>>38398473
We really need more Cockatrice art.

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>>38398461
she won't need to ask, she'd already be pregnant with that many by the time I can regain my wits after looking at her nude for the first time

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>>38398473
doesnt that mean that they're raping the guy? since they're drugging him?

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>>38398487
MGE works on the idea that person actually wants it. Even if only subconsciously.

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>>38398461
I'll try but it's hard to find an unattended baby after the Sabbath cleaned out all the orphanages.

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>>38398479
Thicc ones would be nice.

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>>38398507
Dragun.

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do you ever get used to it?

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>>38398516
Yeah the eyes on the wall stop freaking you out a few days in

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>>38398511
>>38398479
usted querio el Pollo que es thicc

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>>38398497
The famous western viewpoint where we don't understand rape means rape through the lens of a salaryman who hates his life.
When KC said men would only think about sex he meant it more that they'd stop thinking about their shitty slavedriving job that consumes Thier every waking moment and probably some of the dreams.

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>>38397394
only a spoonfull

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>>38398479
I prefer the Alice and Atlach-Nacha on the breeds that actually get men to attack them. Although for maledom breeds in general I prefer the Night Gaunt (the Atlach-Nacha and Night Gaunt are my waifus).

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>>38398534
are you the one who likes the smol atlach and the beeg gaunt?

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>>38398269
Man, kc succs are so cute.
>>38398416
imagine squeezing a muscle succ's tail

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>>38398551
Yes

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>>38398556
imagine deep tissue massaging a succs spade

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>>38398534
in theory any monster could do it if they learn a bit of dark strategist technique.
invitation to attack is fun like that.

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>>38398556
Yes they are

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>>38398594
Pretty much any monster can do it with just basic nymphomancy that monsters innately have. I just specified the breeds that by default are known for it otherwise there are too many to name.

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>>38398566
musclesucc tails would be more muscular texture with veins all over when they flex it.

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>>38398511
was thinking a cockatrice using her thicc thighs to choke an anon

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>>38398642
No, you'd be choking her while molesting her thicc thighs.

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>>38398677
how many hands you got?

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>>38398693
Use your thighs, Anon. Crotch to face.

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I want to bond with my little kobold girl and have her swell my big fat manly penis inside her tight little childish puppy cunny so i can't pull out, so we can breed like a couple of horny dogs all day long like she wanted!

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>>38398707
that technique is too feminine for my sensibilities.

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>>38398733
I'm sure she'd enjoy balls in her face. Why are you denying her enjoyment, Anon?

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>>38398755
irrumatio is an acceptable compromise.

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Kikimora myth was created to explain the existence of sleep paralysis in the old days of Russia.
So if you get a sleep paralysis demon, it's just a kikimora coming into your house, rent-free, like a nurarihyon.

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>>38398782
I purposefully induced sleep paralysis once. Once.
Never again, after hearing the screams of the damned as if they were in the same room as me.

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>>38398790
They choke their victims awake, so of course their aggressive.
They're best when hired for work, straight from the swamp or forest, not when they break into your house.

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>>38398790
How did you do it? I want to try it.

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i am going to saint kiki to steal a maid, anyone want a maid? What monster? Also I am going to see if I can steal the still single hag Kiki headmistress

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>>38398824
If I remember correctly, I did it by closing my eyes as if asleep but focusing on my consciousness, if that makes sense. I had an empty mind, but I was zeroing in on remaining completely still and relaxed. Focused on my limbs relaxing.

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>>38398834
whoa dude, most of those are maids in training. you can't put an unlicensed maid to work like that.

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>>38398847
and? you think I care for laws if I am stealing Maids?

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>>38398834
See if she likes being bound and gagged. I want a maid who can cook and clean with both arms tied behind her back.

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>>38398866
so a kraken, got you

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You think a hag monster that spent their entire life so far on their career with zero love experience will break down if you shower her with affection?

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>>38398834
Give me a sandworm meido

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>>38398847
maids need a license, whats next, I need a license to have my dick unclaimed?

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>>38398889
We'd both break down after showering each other in affection. An absolute embarrassing mess for everyone around us.

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>>38398897
>sandworm
bro Imma just give her a gps and your address cause I can't carry her. She way to big for me to carry

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>>38398889
yup and I'd just lick away the tears then french her

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>>38398912
>>38398889
See, there's those whippersnappers that want to tease hags, but a wizard in the same situation as her would appreciate her differently.

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>>38398889
yup and most likey cause a big scene, so it is best to turn those tears of relief to tears of mindbroken pleasure right then and there

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>>38398355
Lame

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>>38398954
I don't want to tease her.
I want to make her happy and pregnant

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>>38398999
Why is she muzzled?

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>>38399020
bad girl

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>>38399020
its her ninja mask, dont be mean

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>>38399020
for misbehavoiur, next would be the cone of shame

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>>38388152
Replying very late, but my Alraune+Ghoul wife.
>bookworm alchemist yandere sado/maso exhibitionist who hides behind a cloak of conservatism and purity
>will close the plant bulb around everything except your head while sucking your soul out, putting your ahegao on display for everyone, especially that girl who flirted with you yesterday
>oral fixation, and can breathe aphrodisiac pheromones directly into your mouth while kissing or on our cock while succing
>venus flytrap on her back that can close around her front and capture her husband, and its mouth is as sensitive as her normal one
Love her bros... Commission soon.

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>>38399068
The muzzle keeps her quiet. Genius!

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>>38399099
When she finds her target, it stops her from moaning when shes subduing him! It is extremely clever!

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>>38399129
so what if I steal it? right off her face

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>>38399020
she's self conscious about her pointy teeth

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>>38399153
I mean you can try, but her whole schtick is stopping you from moving by directly stimulating your 4th pleasure point

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>>38399153
It would be extremely lewd.

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>>38399155
nigga, that is the best shit a monster girl can have
>>38399162
thats if she sees me and can move after she gets caught in my traps