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Tonight we make a deep dish pizza.

>> No.9480314
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ive been waiting for this

>> No.9480316

Im leaving to go to the store now if anyone has any suggestions. I currently have some chicken I plan to use.

>> No.9480321


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You're back!


>> No.9480345

Post pictures of the cat

>> No.9480347

I prefer calzones desu.

>> No.9480361

I will when i get back!

Also I cant find anchovies so i grabbed sardines

>> No.9480364

I prefer calzones in my ass.

>> No.9480365

Even better

>> No.9480368

deviled ham or potted meat

>> No.9480371

Anchovies fit nicely up my urethra

>> No.9480373

These threads confuse me so much

>> No.9480376
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Sit on my lap and I will explain everything, my sweet walrus.

>> No.9480377

Is spam ok i have some at home

>> No.9480382

sure thing dinotendies

>> No.9480385

Spam fits nicely into the anal cavity.

>> No.9480394

Vegan tendies

>> No.9480418

Get some vegemite if they have an imports section

>> No.9480445

get horseradish. I mean the veg not the paste

also get Turkish delights

>> No.9480448

gummy bears plox i'm asking nicely

>> No.9480450


>> No.9480477

ugh no, this is a dinotendies thread

>> No.9480484

Sorry im back home, we will do something next dish with them

Also slight problem. I forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa. Im just going to go with it

>> No.9480485

Any chilli flakes?

>> No.9480488

it's ok i look forward to it
>forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa
All "pasta" made with masa instead of flour shall henceforth be known as forgotini

>> No.9480507
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Dice chicken

>> No.9480509
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Wait, is this the same guy as pic related?

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>> No.9480515

Nah, completely different

>> No.9480516
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Please be careful tendies... Don't want you to have an accident

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Pan hot.
Sear chicken.

>> No.9480523

I hope you put oil in that bitch

>> No.9480525
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ooh im on the tendie thread at a good time for once

>> No.9480527
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Is it nice and hot or just hot?

>> No.9480529

I eagerly await photo compilations of this new abortion.

>> No.9480533
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those doesn't look like dinosaurs

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I have a little bacon going here

Once the chicken gets some color cut the heat

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Bring to boil and set it to a simmer.

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i'm at the edge of my seat

>> No.9480589

drain most of your broth and save it for later

>> No.9480599

Whered the broth come from

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Add a little chipotle peppers and the sauce that it is good. If i had a lemon and lime i would put them with the chicken

>> No.9480604

yo mama

>> No.9480612

dis some good shit, curious to see where this is going

>> No.9480616

The liquid from the boiled chicken. It was boiled in plain water

>> No.9480651

how's the cooking going?

>> No.9480670
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Shred chicken and add a touch of salt
Chop bacon and save the grease

>> No.9480680

It's just cooked meat, how does it already look so damn dirty

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Here we go

>> No.9480689

what crust are you using?

>> No.9480700

Take masa and add mix in some greace as well. Then add water

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This might turn out all right

>> No.9480728
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you have no idea

>> No.9480745

What happened? There was a 3 legged table last I checked in

>> No.9480751
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Oh fuck yeeeees

>> No.9480756

this is just going to be a regular, decent meal.

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i love pizza

t. roy

>> No.9480777


>> No.9480780

imagine knowing what anything in this picture meant

>> No.9480783


>> No.9480784

>save the grease
What are you planning to do with it? You're making me nervous.

>> No.9480790

Oh god
you're not planning to cover it all in melted cheese wiz, are you???

>> No.9480915


>> No.9480933

>one hour and 42 minutes ago
I guess the food poisoning finally caught up to him.


>> No.9480953
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he's definitely tried something stupid as a joke and severly hurt himself or the cat

>> No.9480964

Who /alive/ here?

>> No.9480980

Not op apparently

>> No.9480997
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It's going to be daijoubu isn't it?

>> No.9480999
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Nope, we're fucked.

>> No.9481043

Rip tendies

>> No.9481051


>> No.9481056

>2:18 ago
Come back! I love you DinoTendies.

>> No.9481074
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R.I.P. Dinotendie

>> No.9481083


>> No.9481157

Goodnight, sweet prince

>> No.9481161
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We all knew this day would come.
I just wish it weren't so soon.

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Rip in peace dinotendies

>> No.9481214
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This happens every time he does a thread, things start to get good and he fucks off for 4-5 hours
He'll come back post a picture of his stray cats and pretend like everything was fine

Remember his cake?

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Dinotendies, we miss you

>> No.9481872

i guess dinotendies finally is kill

>> No.9481945

I can't believe dinotendies actually died

>> No.9481948

That was last cook. The pic you are replying to was 3 cooks ago.

I mean, I know its Dinotendies we're dealing with here but saving the grease is a very common thing.

That wasn't a cake.

>> No.9481973

I just want to say as my very first /ck/ thread this was very confusing.

>> No.9481995

this is as good as it gets

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still waiting....

>> No.9482306

Sorry ill left in the middle of cooking. I saved all the prep amd ill post later tonight

>> No.9482324

omg thats like sooooooooo funny cos it says celery but its a cucumber lmfao xD

>> No.9482348

deep dish is no pizza

it's a fucking american abomination

>> No.9482364
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>> No.9482388

>worrying about abominations
>in a dinotendie thread
you're in for a ride

>> No.9482408

I don't think dinotendies is for you lad.

>> No.9482416

yeah I also get the feeling

>> No.9483217

Bump for our Lord and Savior

>> No.9483272

He's alive

>> No.9483299
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This board doesen't have any good memes so we latch onto anything stupid and hope it sticks.

>> No.9483304
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Bump so this stays the most relavent thread here. Godspeed you autistic fuck

>> No.9483333
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Last picture i took before i left

>> No.9483347


>> No.9483368
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Pictures of cats?

>> No.9483652


>> No.9483660

times are tough

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>> No.9483676

well it looks like it's beans and fruit tonight. unless someone wants tuna our spam.

>> No.9483707

the light in my darkness
doing gods work dino

>> No.9483718

>this sad faggot cooking again
what a nigger
buy the dough from pizza parlor nearby for 1.25

>> No.9483968
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have some /ck/ history

>> No.9483995

this cooks the cat

>> No.9484010

Waiting for that pizza anon, that beautiful handcrafted Italian inspired pizza.

>> No.9484041


>> No.9484054

I can't believe dinotendies actually died again

>> No.9484190

Anymore history?

>> No.9484250

oddly enough the bread is the strangest part for me

>> No.9484262

Im still alive, ill be back home in about 2 hours and we will finish this

>> No.9484312
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Yes my liege!

>> No.9484356

pls hurry ;-;

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>cooks half of a meal
>leaves for 2 hours
you're really just not sane at all are you

>> No.9484453

Where do you even get bread sliced horizontally like that?

>> No.9484455

Soon. I started this about time yesterday and need to get back home my kitchen is wrecked

>> No.9484463

>Doesnt know about longbread

>> No.9484491

did you ever patch that bowling ball sized hole in your wall?

>> No.9484537

Twenty-two more minutes.

>> No.9484581

Im back. Since im using masa this is goin to be a mexican pizza. Im going to start the rice now while i clean my kitchen there was a bit of a problem with the sink yesterday

>> No.9484590

Get out of my dinotendie thread

>> No.9484594
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the song of solomon

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Ok so we have the chicken broth from earlier which we will use as the liquid to cook the rice in. Ill aslo add a little tomato paste to the broth. In the pan is the left over bacon grease

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>left over bacon grease

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Add liquid. Stir one to get it all mixed in there and then bring to a boil. Once it starts to boil cut it to a simmer. Wait for all the liquid to be absorbed by the rice. Take off heat and cover for 10 min.

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>Using the broth water and bacon grease from a full 24 hours earlier

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rice grains stucked to the sides of the pan

>> No.9484662

Ok it was 2 parts liquid not 1. We will see how this turns out, putting more in now.

>> No.9484691

That's the least of Dino's concerns.

>> No.9484703

d-did you refridgerate it?

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Ok i think i caught it early enough and the rice will be good. Remember dont stir it until the very end, you will be temped to do it but trust me it will turn out much better ill put some salt, pepper amd cumin in it. A lime would be nice.

Now to fix the crust i kinda had a problem with it yesterday

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>> No.9484734


nice pie crust

>> No.9484737
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Whisk eggs

>> No.9484740
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>dat whisk

>> No.9484745
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Soak crust

>> No.9484751

abortion whisk

>> No.9484752
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Which end do you whisk with?

>> No.9484754
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you can't just start calling coat hanger orgies whisks

>> No.9484756
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Place in pan

>> No.9484762

lookin alright I guess

>> No.9484770

is this house where you do to do drugs?

>> No.9484775
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remember kids dont forget to wire hanger your eggs thoroughly

>> No.9484776

What the fuck is happening?

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>> No.9484787

>What the fuck is happening?
/ck/ playing 2007-ish /b/
That´s the only reason I still come to this God-forsaken shithole.

>> No.9484788

have mercy

>> No.9484794

mmmm sodium

>> No.9484799
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>this thread

>> No.9484807

I can't even begin to imagine what you're gonna do with those

>> No.9484808
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For lean cuts of meat like this add an egg for moisture

>> No.9484811

>that fucking whisk

>> No.9484815
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>> No.9484818

>spam, vienna sausages, oily fish

>> No.9484820

I thought you were black or Mexican

>> No.9484822

I'd like to see Ramsay react to this shit

>> No.9484831
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>> No.9484835

He'll see it eventually. He's on /ck/ occasionally.

>> No.9484836

why is it on a trash bag

>> No.9484837

Are those fucking coat hangers

>> No.9484841

cause he's got no plates

>> No.9484844

??? how do you know this

>> No.9484845
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Peeling cheese while i wait.

>> No.9484853

>he doesn't know

>> No.9484854
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>> No.9484855

A dream come true

>> No.9484857

You didn't put the fucking trashbag in the oven r-right?

>> No.9484860

ey, we have those same "loose food/ingredient" container things. theyre ok but the lids dont clasp too well. ty 4 reading my blog post

>> No.9484864

where the fuck did you even go between last night and now????

>> No.9484869
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>> No.9484870

I... I think that's my cat.

>> No.9484875


wheres the sauce??

>> No.9484876

That's some 'tic 'go 'za.

>> No.9484879

There was tomato paste in the rice. I don't know what happened to the rice tho. Is it on the pizza? I can't tell.

>> No.9484880

wait do you actually eat this though?

>> No.9484886

It looks like dried out playdough

>> No.9484893

are you making a fucking pizza from this monstrosity

>> No.9484895

I think the rice will fall apart. Lets bind it with some chciken and egg

>> No.9484903
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>> No.9484906
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>every day we stray further from gods light

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>> No.9484937

Thank you for this.

>> No.9484940

Are you gonnna plate it with a chainsaw again?

>> No.9484946
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Egg for binder

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>> No.9484984

He's so happy

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>> No.9484989

take a bit fucker

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Bind with egg

>> No.9485018
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>> No.9485034

That's a big egg

>> No.9485040

This looks good! I'll try making it tomorrow.

>> No.9485052

I still dont even know what kind of meal you're trying to accomplish

>> No.9485055

It's okonomiyaki. Why are you even here?

>> No.9485062
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Bone apple tea

>> No.9485067

You didn't even put tomato sauce on it its just a bunch of fucking eggs and processed meat

>> No.9485072
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For you.

>> No.9485085

show us the hotdog

>> No.9485088

Is that bacon bits sprinkled on top or is it fried spam and Vienna sausage?

>> No.9485092
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I came here from the front page. This thread was a fucking ride

>> No.9485093

well, it's probably the most edible thing you've made yet, but it's not a 'za.

>> No.9485098

It's pretty good okonomiyaki for your first time.

>> No.9485101

A possum ate the hall of fame, sorry

>> No.9485106

How was the hot dog less edible than this?

>> No.9485121

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I loved the hall of fame.

>> No.9485133
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dare I ask what the hall of fame is?

>> No.9485139

posting in an epic thread

include me in the r/4chan screenshot, and tell bottomlulz and basicallyadoctor to come fuck my ass

>> No.9485145

Past monstrosities he's made they were all moldy

>> No.9485151

RIP opossum

>> No.9485252

>he taped the fucking leg back on from last time

Except I don't know how because you burned the leg in a barbecue.

>> No.9485257

Look at the pic. You can tell the taped on leg is black as shit from being burned.

>> No.9485262

It looks charred, he probably regretted his descision and saved it due to that being like the only piece of furniture he owns.

>> No.9485263

This is the closest to cooking he has ever managed

>> No.9485273

what kind of squalor crack den have I stumbled into

>> No.9485279

@dino, you are really going down hill.... not in QOL but in QOT. your first threads were 10000000000000000% better than t his garbage. It's like you're getting to dumb to function slowly; please take a year to fix yourself, and then return to ck w/ a new persona.

>> No.9485296

Hello, im Anonymous mother. i regret to inform you that while reading this thread, Anonymous passed away.

His father came home to find Anonymous on the floor, his sides seem to have detached themselves from his body.

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This was a good thread.

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Im just happy stuff like this still happens in this abyss
Bless you op

>> No.9485342

can vegetables what

>> No.9485346

I want to know what rex tillerson cooks

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>> No.9485866

this thread sucked ass compared to his other threads.
dino you may be trying to clean up your life but you can't clean up your threads because of it you bitch.

>> No.9485932

my sides

>> No.9486574

I don't, please explian

>> No.9486925

Wrong. The whisk alone was worth it.

>> No.9486930

It's like watching Jon Snow brought back to life

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love you /ck/

>> No.9487151

Thanks to everyone that enjoyed the thread! If anyone was wondering it was actually good. The crust was a little dry and thr spam, fish, sausage layer was kind of odd but overall pretty tasty. This will be my meals for the next two weeks

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>The burnt table leg is taped back on

>> No.9487211

It keeps getting better xD

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>> No.9487224

He retrieved the leg! Bahahahaha

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>> No.9488087
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I see the possum had a late night snack.

>> No.9488094

shit, dude are you going to be okay? what're going to eat for the next two weeks ??

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>it came back

>> No.9488168

I only gave him a slice. I have plenty left over.

>> No.9488175

That poor poor opossum

>> No.9488185

That food had several layers of clear paint on it. I feel bad so I have been feeding him catfood.

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I feel physical fucking pain

>> No.9489203

10/10 thread. That cat has autism.

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>> No.9489256

Praise be to Dinotendies.

>> No.9489281

So cute!

>> No.9489394

this is art now
and a possum ate the gallery

>> No.9490476

>egg fix everything

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>> No.9490896

Masao vs Dinotendie

>> No.9490915

fucking kek

>> No.9491012

/ck/ is quickly becoming my favorite board.

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this guy must have an egg farm or something...

>> No.9491899

my sides are in orbit...

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>> No.9493300

do you have the autisitic barely stew guy?

>> No.9493588

You mean irish stew?

Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at someone's house yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".

>> No.9493595

I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.

I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

Any other stories of hosts from hell? People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties.

>> No.9493638

>Australian section of an import aisle

>> No.9493650

This was the only post of his i could find on Google. I know there are a few others and maybe there somewhere on a hard drive but does anyone else have them readily available?

>> No.9493652

He's a big guy...

>> No.9493693

Was this picture taken through a torn out wall?

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God is the greatest

>> No.9494276

Did you follow the recipe?

>> No.9494343

I wish you were dead

For your sake.

>> No.9494552

Welcome back friend!

Looks good!

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Hey boss!

Whats for todays eats?

>> No.9494604

Can you tell us your secret?

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>> No.9495152

this is not ok

>> No.9495168

What would you make if you were trying to woo a lass?

>> No.9495226

seconded, I need your cooking advice on how to impress a woman

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>he fixed the table

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>> No.9495682

No my pic is 3 months old


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>> No.9497309

Im just eating left over rice from the pizza right now
Sounds like a good idea for a thread. If you want a dessert idea im going with cheesecake. Plain cheesecake is pretty basic and you can make a bunch of differeny variations of it depending on what she likes. Carmel, mint, pumkin spice ect. Make a bunch of small ones to be safe.

>> No.9497316

pumpkin spice, i fucking dare you.

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good eatin' boss

maybe you would be in the attention for no-bake cream cheese cheescake?

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>that whisk


>> No.9497347

I have 2 boxes of funfetti mix and nothing to put in it. The last meal cleared me out. I guess i could try and find something tommorow

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>cream cheese cheescake
i think you mean a ricotta cheesecake, you stupid gabbagool

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Put me in the eventual screencap

>> No.9497409

Literally fuck you asshole

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touch my shoelaces

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Pic related

>> No.9497490

>we all haven't been there.

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Oh hello there

>> No.9497550

I always thought you were exaggerating about the possum. Or that you never actually saw anything and just assumed it was a possum or something.

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>> No.9497567

Something's wrong with your cat

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my sides

>> No.9497628

jesus christ

>> No.9497633

Your new sous chef

>> No.9497799

this is how you get rabies, you crazy fuck

>> No.9497808

How much does a fucking whisk cost? Jesus dude. Time is money. Why would you do that?

>> No.9497880


Not only hangers but it looks like a couple paper clips were used to secure the end

>> No.9497941

can i buy an artisan hand crafted specialty whisk from you

>> No.9498622

pretty sure you can get whisks from a second hand store for like 0.50c

>> No.9498976 [DELETED] 

never heard of it so i looked it up. is it any good? condensed milk? is it real tangy or extra sweet?

>> No.9499005

oh shi nigger wayd?
>my sides help

>> No.9499155

You should put one end of the plugged in power cord into your possums water dish so he gets all the extra energy he needs to grow big and strong!

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>this entire fucking thread

>> No.9499852

This could make for a good album cover for some post punk band

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