Dinotendie cookalong

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Dinotendie cookalong DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:12:59 No.9480312 [Reply] [Original]

Tonight we make a deep dish pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:14:20 No.9480314 File: 18 KB, 500x697, 1506004691323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 ive been waiting for this

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:14:32 No.9480316 Im leaving to go to the store now if anyone has any suggestions. I currently have some chicken I plan to use.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:15:52 No.9480321 >>9480316 Anchovies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:24:04 No.9480344 File: 250 KB, 1080x729, 2017-09-27-11-00-11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 You're back! Proceed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:24:50 No.9480345 Post pictures of the cat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:25:38 No.9480347 I prefer calzones desu.

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:30:23 No.9480361 >>9480344 I will when i get back! Also I cant find anchovies so i grabbed sardines

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:31:28 No.9480364 >>9480347 I prefer calzones in my ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:31:31 No.9480365 >>9480361 Even better

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:32:00 No.9480368 >>9480316 deviled ham or potted meat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:32:32 No.9480371 >>9480321 Anchovies fit nicely up my urethra

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:33:31 No.9480373 These threads confuse me so much

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:35:14 No.9480376 File: 64 KB, 796x1156, smiling ss nco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480373 Sit on my lap and I will explain everything, my sweet walrus.

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:35:17 No.9480377 >>9480368 Is spam ok i have some at home

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:36:20 No.9480382 >>9480377 sure thing dinotendies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:36:32 No.9480385 >>9480377 Spam fits nicely into the anal cavity.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:40:05 No.9480394 >>9480316 Vegan tendies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 21:48:44 No.9480418 >>9480377 Get some vegemite if they have an imports section

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:02:21 No.9480445 get horseradish. I mean the veg not the paste also get Turkish delights

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:03:11 No.9480448 gummy bears plox i'm asking nicely

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:03:37 No.9480450 >>9480316 Pineapple

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:08:28 No.9480477 >>9480450 ugh no, this is a dinotendies thread

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:11:27 No.9480484 >>9480448 Sorry im back home, we will do something next dish with them Also slight problem. I forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa. Im just going to go with it

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:11:56 No.9480485 Any chilli flakes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:13:13 No.9480488 >>9480484 it's ok i look forward to it >forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa All "pasta" made with masa instead of flour shall henceforth be known as forgotini

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:19:47 No.9480507 File: 1.30 MB, 2460x1133, 20170927_221858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dice chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:20:27 No.9480509 File: 2.34 MB, 2692x1807, 1494572755161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, is this the same guy as pic related?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:22:21 No.9480514 >>9480509 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:23:03 No.9480515 >>9480509 Nah, completely different

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:23:22 No.9480516 File: 10 KB, 264x191, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please be careful tendies... Don't want you to have an accident

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:23:32 No.9480518 File: 1.16 MB, 2253x874, 20170927_222230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pan hot. Sear chicken.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:25:10 No.9480523 >>9480518 I hope you put oil in that bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:25:43 No.9480525 File: 14 KB, 314x318, 3sknbumn9tty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ooh im on the tendie thread at a good time for once

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:26:22 No.9480527 File: 43 KB, 320x240, static.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480518 Is it nice and hot or just hot?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:26:34 No.9480529 I eagerly await photo compilations of this new abortion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:27:04 No.9480533 File: 170 KB, 650x558, 1504696519263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480518 those doesn't look like dinosaurs

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:32:35 No.9480551 File: 2.83 MB, 3049x1628, 20170927_223156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a little bacon going here Once the chicken gets some color cut the heat

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:36:27 No.9480560 File: 2.31 MB, 3006x1208, 20170927_223543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bring to boil and set it to a simmer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:38:45 No.9480570 File: 485 KB, 1264x822, faen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm at the edge of my seat

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:46:43 No.9480589 drain most of your broth and save it for later

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:48:44 No.9480599 >>9480589 Whered the broth come from

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:49:38 No.9480603 File: 2.08 MB, 1893x2231, 20170927_224748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Add a little chipotle peppers and the sauce that it is good. If i had a lemon and lime i would put them with the chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:49:59 No.9480604 >>9480599 yo mama

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:56:20 No.9480612 >>9480603 dis some good shit, curious to see where this is going

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 22:58:44 No.9480616 >>9480599 The liquid from the boiled chicken. It was boiled in plain water

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:09:23 No.9480651 >>9480616 how's the cooking going?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:15:58 No.9480670 File: 1.79 MB, 2826x1129, 20170927_231052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shred chicken and add a touch of salt Chop bacon and save the grease

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:22:11 No.9480680 >>9480670 It's just cooked meat, how does it already look so damn dirty

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:22:54 No.9480685 File: 84 KB, 1543x315, ccc9a30302896cee1f86d712d7fd20923ee3e34a2f8894ff16a953716e4c450e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:25:07 No.9480689 what crust are you using?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:28:22 No.9480700 Take masa and add mix in some greace as well. Then add water

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:35:33 No.9480722 File: 11 KB, 225x225, swedish-chef-the-muppets-swedish-chef-31808159-225-225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This might turn out all right

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:37:46 No.9480728 File: 25 KB, 253x420, bruh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480722 you have no idea

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:47:41 No.9480745 >>9480509 What happened? There was a 3 legged table last I checked in

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:50:03 No.9480751 File: 9 KB, 236x174, 53dabf6b6d513e076b73e8878bc06ebc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 Oh fuck yeeeees

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:51:53 No.9480756 this is just going to be a regular, decent meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 27, 2017 23:54:12 No.9480763 File: 86 KB, 680x522, f57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love pizza t. roy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:00:10 No.9480777 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT I'M EXCITED

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:00:54 No.9480780 >>9480763 imagine knowing what anything in this picture meant

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:01:51 No.9480783 HURRY THE FUCK UP DINO I GOT SHIT TO DO

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:01:53 No.9480784 >>9480670 >save the grease What are you planning to do with it? You're making me nervous.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:03:07 No.9480790 Oh god you're not planning to cover it all in melted cheese wiz, are you???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 00:49:39 No.9480915 WHAT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:00:21 No.9480933 >>9480670 >one hour and 42 minutes ago I guess the food poisoning finally caught up to him. F

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:09:09 No.9480953 File: 63 KB, 500x385, 1501049668052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480933 he's definitely tried something stupid as a joke and severly hurt himself or the cat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:13:52 No.9480964 Who /alive/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:19:46 No.9480980 >>9480964 Not op apparently

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:24:26 No.9480997 File: 498 KB, 250x142, 1433725248732.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480980 It's going to be daijoubu isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:25:06 No.9480999 File: 166 KB, 850x570, werefucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480997 Nope, we're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:40:06 No.9481043 Rip tendies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:43:16 No.9481051 >>9480488 Lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:47:54 No.9481056 >>9480700 >2:18 ago Come back! I love you DinoTendies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:57:03 No.9481074 File: 134 KB, 900x675, Brian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] R.I.P. Dinotendie https://youtu.be/6ppdB6JX99Q

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 02:02:26 No.9481083 F

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 02:25:38 No.9481157 Goodnight, sweet prince

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 02:26:31 No.9481161 File: 288 KB, 300x425, orn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We all knew this day would come. I just wish it weren't so soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 02:34:26 No.9481180 File: 1.72 MB, 372x262, 1499011980035.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rip in peace dinotendies

Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 02:52:28 No.9481214
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This happens every time he does a thread, things start to get good and he fucks off for 4-5 hours
He'll come back post a picture of his stray cats and pretend like everything was fine

Remember his cake?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 03:35:36 No.9481297 File: 119 KB, 872x632, 1500780243515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dinotendies, we miss you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 06:48:31 No.9481872 i guess dinotendies finally is kill

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 07:30:28 No.9481945 I can't believe dinotendies actually died

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 07:30:58 No.9481948 >>9480745 That was last cook. The pic you are replying to was 3 cooks ago. >>9480784 I mean, I know its Dinotendies we're dealing with here but saving the grease is a very common thing. >>9481214 That wasn't a cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 07:44:00 No.9481973 I just want to say as my very first /ck/ thread this was very confusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 07:55:57 No.9481995 >>9481973 this is as good as it gets

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 08:00:32 No.9482000 File: 60 KB, 855x640, 1505433819338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still waiting....

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 10:27:16 No.9482306 Sorry ill left in the middle of cooking. I saved all the prep amd ill post later tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 10:34:22 No.9482324 >>9482000 omg thats like sooooooooo funny cos it says celery but its a cucumber lmfao xD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 10:41:13 No.9482348 deep dish is no pizza it's a fucking american abomination

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 10:46:44 No.9482364 File: 522 KB, 1536x2048, 1505503150794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9482324

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 10:53:39 No.9482388 >>9482348 >worrying about abominations >in a dinotendie thread you're in for a ride

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 11:02:38 No.9482408 >>9482348 I don't think dinotendies is for you lad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 11:05:57 No.9482416 >>9482408 yeah I also get the feeling

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:10:31 No.9483217 Bump for our Lord and Savior

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:27:18 No.9483272 >>9482306 He's alive

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:36:28 No.9483299 File: 438 KB, 360x270, no brainer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9481973 This board doesen't have any good memes so we latch onto anything stupid and hope it sticks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:39:08 No.9483304 File: 57 KB, 242x266, 1505443302540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 Bump so this stays the most relavent thread here. Godspeed you autistic fuck

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:49:01 No.9483333 File: 1.38 MB, 2223x1151, 20170927_232409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9483304 Last picture i took before i left

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 15:53:02 No.9483347 >>9483333 DINOTENDIES

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 16:00:26 No.9483368 File: 931 KB, 1637x933, 20170928_155843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9481214 Pictures of cats?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:31:56 No.9483652 >>9483368 HE'S COOKING HIS CATS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:34:20 No.9483660 >>9483652 times are tough

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:39:00 No.9483675 File: 363 KB, 863x550, mammamiea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9483333 DINOTENDIES RETURNS FOR QUADS GET LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN >>9483368 YES PLEASE GIVE MORE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:40:08 No.9483676 well it looks like it's beans and fruit tonight. unless someone wants tuna our spam.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:56:34 No.9483707 >>9483368 >>9483333 the light in my darkness doing gods work dino

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 17:59:49 No.9483718 >this sad faggot cooking again what a nigger buy the dough from pizza parlor nearby for 1.25

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 19:13:43 No.9483968 File: 3.06 MB, 800x6065, 1495509078398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9481973 have some /ck/ history

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 19:22:01 No.9483995 >>9483368 this cooks the cat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 19:26:50 No.9484010 Waiting for that pizza anon, that beautiful handcrafted Italian inspired pizza.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 19:36:17 No.9484041 >>9483368 cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 19:42:32 No.9484054 I can't believe dinotendies actually died again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 20:27:05 No.9484190 >>9483968 Anymore history?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 20:43:44 No.9484250 >>9483968 oddly enough the bread is the strangest part for me

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 20:46:21 No.9484262 >>9484054 Im still alive, ill be back home in about 2 hours and we will finish this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:00:02 No.9484312 File: 59 KB, 563x528, 8ab6cb97a46fd8ebaf9a4af484d30999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484262 Yes my liege!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:17:17 No.9484356 >>9484262 pls hurry ;-;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:29:46 No.9484394 File: 158 KB, 561x383, 1506314656475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484262 >cooks half of a meal >leaves for 2 hours you're really just not sane at all are you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:49:19 No.9484453 >>9484250 Where do you even get bread sliced horizontally like that?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:49:23 No.9484455 >>9484356 >>9484394 Soon. I started this about time yesterday and need to get back home my kitchen is wrecked

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 21:51:44 No.9484463 >>9484250 >Doesnt know about longbread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:08:00 No.9484491 >>9484455 did you ever patch that bowling ball sized hole in your wall?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:25:03 No.9484537 >>9484262 Twenty-two more minutes.

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:43:09 No.9484581 >>9484537 Im back. Since im using masa this is goin to be a mexican pizza. Im going to start the rice now while i clean my kitchen there was a bit of a problem with the sink yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:46:19 No.9484590 >>9480763 Get out of my dinotendie thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:48:17 No.9484594 File: 52 KB, 360x505, 6765742450406080df95e31f0b3c4c9b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484590 >>9480763 the song of solomon

DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:52:29 No.9484607
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Ok so we have the chicken broth from earlier which we will use as the liquid to cook the rice in. Ill aslo add a little tomato paste to the broth. In the pan is the left over bacon grease

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:55:47 No.9484619 File: 150 KB, 512x512, usa is a cyka blyat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484607 >left over bacon grease amerilard/10

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DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:01:42 No.9484637
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Add liquid. Stir one to get it all mixed in there and then bring to a boil. Once it starts to boil cut it to a simmer. Wait for all the liquid to be absorbed by the rice. Take off heat and cover for 10 min.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:03:48 No.9484641 File: 258 KB, 635x457, 1482434658366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484607 >Using the broth water and bacon grease from a full 24 hours earlier

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:07:11 No.9484649 File: 225 KB, 1200x1600, CdIRg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484637 rice grains stucked to the sides of the pan

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:10:26 No.9484662 Ok it was 2 parts liquid not 1. We will see how this turns out, putting more in now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:19:31 No.9484691 >>9484649 That's the least of Dino's concerns.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:23:36 No.9484703 >>9484607 d-did you refridgerate it?

DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:28:17 No.9484715
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Ok i think i caught it early enough and the rice will be good. Remember dont stir it until the very end, you will be temped to do it but trust me it will turn out much better ill put some salt, pepper amd cumin in it. A lime would be nice.

Now to fix the crust i kinda had a problem with it yesterday

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:36:07 No.9484728 File: 1.18 MB, 1912x1232, 20170928_233531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:38:27 No.9484734 >>9484728 nice pie crust

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:41:15 No.9484737 File: 2.25 MB, 2568x1626, 20170928_234032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whisk eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:42:40 No.9484740 File: 78 KB, 560x878, 1504982458274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 >dat whisk

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:43:57 No.9484745 File: 1.98 MB, 2314x1518, 20170928_234259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soak crust

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:45:40 No.9484751 >>9484737 abortion whisk

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:45:50 No.9484752 File: 3 KB, 184x172, 1431446782992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 Which end do you whisk with?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:46:10 No.9484754 File: 206 KB, 457x575, 1406992545456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 you can't just start calling coat hanger orgies whisks

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:47:21 No.9484756 File: 2.06 MB, 2789x1230, 20170928_234638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Place in pan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:48:29 No.9484762 >>9484756 lookin alright I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:52:06 No.9484770 >>9484756 is this house where you do to do drugs?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:53:12 No.9484775 File: 16 KB, 351x329, 1505266073821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 remember kids dont forget to wire hanger your eggs thoroughly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:53:48 No.9484776 What the fuck is happening?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:55:20 No.9484780 File: 738 KB, 1480x969, 20170928_235449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:55:35 No.9484783 File: 42 KB, 960x720, NO WIRE HANGERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:56:39 No.9484787 >>9484776 >What the fuck is happening? /ck/ playing 2007-ish /b/ That´s the only reason I still come to this God-forsaken shithole.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:56:46 No.9484788 >>9484780 have mercy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:57:30 No.9484794 >>9484780 mmmm sodium

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:58:24 No.9484799 File: 12 KB, 223x250, 1489481581820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:00:40 No.9484807 >>9484780 I can't even begin to imagine what you're gonna do with those

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:00:41 No.9484808 File: 1.11 MB, 1626x1217, 20170928_235935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For lean cuts of meat like this add an egg for moisture

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:02:22 No.9484811 >that fucking whisk

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:03:34 No.9484815 File: 1.06 MB, 1623x1079, 20170929_000300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:03:52 No.9484818 >>9484808 >spam, vienna sausages, oily fish >lean

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:04:34 No.9484820 >>9480603 I thought you were black or Mexican

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:04:38 No.9484822 I'd like to see Ramsay react to this shit

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:07:16 No.9484831 File: 784 KB, 1495x958, 20170929_000645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:07:54 No.9484835 >>9484822 He'll see it eventually. He's on /ck/ occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:08:02 No.9484836 >>9484831 why is it on a trash bag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:08:30 No.9484837 >>9484737 Are those fucking coat hangers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:08:57 No.9484841 >>9484836 cause he's got no plates

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:10:12 No.9484844 >>9484835 ??? how do you know this

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:10:19 No.9484845 File: 743 KB, 500x281, download.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 HAHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK THE TIMES WE LIVE IN BOYSSSS

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:11:23 No.9484851 File: 1.17 MB, 1958x1164, 20170929_001040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peeling cheese while i wait.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:12:26 No.9484853 >>9484844 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:13:11 No.9484854 File: 2 KB, 128x128, magblob2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484851

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:13:28 No.9484855 >>9484822 A dream come true

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:13:41 No.9484857 You didn't put the fucking trashbag in the oven r-right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:14:11 No.9484860 >>9480312 ey, we have those same "loose food/ingredient" container things. theyre ok but the lids dont clasp too well. ty 4 reading my blog post

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:16:15 No.9484864 >>9484855 where the fuck did you even go between last night and now????

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:19:43 No.9484869 File: 1.12 MB, 1837x1227, 20170929_001853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:19:50 No.9484870 >>9483368 I... I think that's my cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:21:36 No.9484875 >>9484869 wheres the sauce??

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:21:42 No.9484876 >>9484869 That's some 'tic 'go 'za.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:23:40 No.9484879 >>9484875 There was tomato paste in the rice. I don't know what happened to the rice tho. Is it on the pizza? I can't tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:24:19 No.9484880 >>9484869 wait do you actually eat this though?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:25:36 No.9484886 >>9484851 It looks like dried out playdough

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:30:10 No.9484893 >>9484869 are you making a fucking pizza from this monstrosity

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:31:17 No.9484895 >>9484879 I think the rice will fall apart. Lets bind it with some chciken and egg

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:33:21 No.9484903 File: 1.60 MB, 2041x1393, 20170929_003250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:34:49 No.9484906 File: 54 KB, 612x612, 1484180598473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484903 >every day we stray further from gods light

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:41:32 No.9484925 File: 177 KB, 364x400, Purge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484869

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:45:30 No.9484933 File: 841 KB, 1700x914, 20170929_004443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:46:05 No.9484936 >>9484933 hmmmmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:46:48 No.9484937 >>9484783 Thank you for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:47:16 No.9484940 >>9484933 Are you gonnna plate it with a chainsaw again?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:50:05 No.9484946 File: 1.74 MB, 2030x1605, 20170929_004941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Corn Beans Egg for binder

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:07:22 No.9484981 File: 1.11 MB, 1992x1109, 20170929_010503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:08:08 No.9484984 >>9484981 He's so happy

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:09:36 No.9484986 File: 878 KB, 1177x1212, 20170929_010856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reduce

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:11:16 No.9484989 >>9484981 take a bit fucker

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:16:37 No.9484999 File: 1.06 MB, 1617x1173, 20170929_011518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Egg Bind with egg

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:25:41 No.9485018 File: 1.11 MB, 1511x1322, 20170929_012418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:32:59 No.9485027 File: 737 KB, 1333x1051, 20170929_013200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:36:38 No.9485034 >>9485027 That's a big egg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:39:18 No.9485040 This looks good! I'll try making it tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:43:09 No.9485052 >>9485027 I still dont even know what kind of meal you're trying to accomplish

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:43:35 No.9485055 >>9485052 It's okonomiyaki. Why are you even here?

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:47:19 No.9485062 File: 1.79 MB, 1918x2268, 20170929_014617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bone apple tea

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:49:32 No.9485067 >>9485062 You didn't even put tomato sauce on it its just a bunch of fucking eggs and processed meat

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:51:12 No.9485072 File: 2.08 MB, 2497x1613, 20170929_014851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485034 For you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:54:27 No.9485085 >>9485072 show us the hotdog

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:56:01 No.9485088 >>9485072 Is that bacon bits sprinkled on top or is it fried spam and Vienna sausage?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:56:46 No.9485092 File: 4 KB, 232x266, 1495861038671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 I came here from the front page. This thread was a fucking ride

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 01:57:00 No.9485093 >>9485072 well, it's probably the most edible thing you've made yet, but it's not a 'za.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:00:11 No.9485098 >>9485072 It's pretty good okonomiyaki for your first time.

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:00:52 No.9485101 A possum ate the hall of fame, sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:02:34 No.9485106 >>9485093 How was the hot dog less edible than this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:08:30 No.9485121 >>9485101 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I loved the hall of fame.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:12:12 No.9485133 File: 123 KB, 1024x1024, 1489551996634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485101 >>9485121 dare I ask what the hall of fame is?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:14:27 No.9485139 posting in an epic thread include me in the r/4chan screenshot, and tell bottomlulz and basicallyadoctor to come fuck my ass

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:16:24 No.9485145 >>9485133 Past monstrosities he's made they were all moldy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 02:20:31 No.9485151 >>9485145 RIP opossum

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:10:24 No.9485252 >>9485062 >he taped the fucking leg back on from last time Except I don't know how because you burned the leg in a barbecue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:12:11 No.9485257 >>9485252 Look at the pic. You can tell the taped on leg is black as shit from being burned.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:14:32 No.9485262 >>9485252 It looks charred, he probably regretted his descision and saved it due to that being like the only piece of furniture he owns.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:14:42 No.9485263 This is the closest to cooking he has ever managed

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:25:05 No.9485273 what kind of squalor crack den have I stumbled into

Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:28:28 No.9485279

@dino, you are really going down hill.... not in QOL but in QOT. your first threads were 10000000000000000% better than t his garbage. It's like you're getting to dumb to function slowly; please take a year to fix yourself, and then return to ck w/ a new persona.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:37:53 No.9485296 Hello, im Anonymous mother. i regret to inform you that while reading this thread, Anonymous passed away. His father came home to find Anonymous on the floor, his sides seem to have detached themselves from his body.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 03:59:44 No.9485330 File: 718 KB, 1000x475, leFunnahMeme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was a good thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 04:05:25 No.9485336 File: 111 KB, 500x600, IMG_1630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im just happy stuff like this still happens in this abyss Bless you op

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 04:10:48 No.9485342 >>9482364 can vegetables what

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 04:12:00 No.9485346 >>9482364 I want to know what rex tillerson cooks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 04:31:27 No.9485377 >>9485330 yup

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 09:31:20 No.9485866 >>9485092 this thread sucked ass compared to his other threads. dino you may be trying to clean up your life but you can't clean up your threads because of it you bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 10:04:33 No.9485932 >>9484737 my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 13:53:49 No.9486574 >>9484853 I don't, please explian

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 15:45:34 No.9486925 >>9485866 Wrong. The whisk alone was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 15:46:38 No.9486930 >>9485062 It's like watching Jon Snow brought back to life

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 16:15:25 No.9487033 File: 23 KB, 337x372, 1505760578212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 16:48:52 No.9487136 File: 49 KB, 531x386, 28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] love you /ck/

DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 16:52:42 No.9487151

Thanks to everyone that enjoyed the thread! If anyone was wondering it was actually good. The crust was a little dry and thr spam, fish, sausage layer was kind of odd but overall pretty tasty. This will be my meals for the next two weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 16:56:16 No.9487163 File: 165 KB, 327x316, 1503802125318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485062 >The burnt table leg is taped back on

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 17:11:24 No.9487211 >>9484737 It keeps getting better xD

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 17:13:15 No.9487219 bane'd?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 17:15:11 No.9487224 >>9485062 He retrieved the leg! Bahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 19:22:30 No.9487732 >>9480314 bugs..

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:05:12 No.9488087 File: 1.96 MB, 2659x1535, 20170929_210414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see the possum had a late night snack.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:07:13 No.9488094 >>9488087 shit, dude are you going to be okay? what're going to eat for the next two weeks ??

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:28:50 No.9488143 File: 12 KB, 258x245, 155787988546521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9488087 >it came back

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:36:08 No.9488168 >>9488094 I only gave him a slice. I have plenty left over.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:37:40 No.9488175 >>9485101 That poor poor opossum

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Fri, Sep 29, 2017 21:42:06 No.9488185 >>9488175 That food had several layers of clear paint on it. I feel bad so I have been feeding him catfood.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 23:16:41 No.9488505 bump

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sat, Sep 30, 2017 03:30:53 No.9489121 File: 288 KB, 967x589, 20170930_032734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 03:43:24 No.9489150 File: 13 KB, 654x401, FB_IMG_1496100559617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel physical fucking pain

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 04:07:17 No.9489203 >>9489121 10/10 thread. That cat has autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 04:09:26 No.9489207 >>9484751 upboat!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 04:32:21 No.9489256 Praise be to Dinotendies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 04:46:56 No.9489281 >>9489121 So cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 05:53:16 No.9489394 this is art now and a possum ate the gallery

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 12:48:45 No.9490476 >>9484895 >egg fix everything

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 14:18:11 No.9490783 >>9484737 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 14:21:20 No.9490791 File: 163 KB, 300x231, 1503595092683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 14:45:25 No.9490896 Masao vs Dinotendie

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 14:51:39 No.9490915 >>9489121 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 15:19:44 No.9491012 /ck/ is quickly becoming my favorite board.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 15:59:07 No.9491152 >>9491012 Shhh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 18:16:53 No.9491839 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!?1

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 18:30:05 No.9491886 File: 37 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484999 this guy must have an egg farm or something...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2017 18:34:01 No.9491899 >>9485262 my sides are in orbit...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 00:10:16 No.9493173 >>9482364 safeway

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 00:21:24 No.9493217 groce

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 00:49:29 No.9493300 >>9483968 do you have the autisitic barely stew guy?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 02:55:29 No.9493588

>>9493300
You mean irish stew?

Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at someone's house yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 02:58:02 No.9493595

>>9493588
I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.

I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

Any other stories of hosts from hell? People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 03:17:36 No.9493638 >>9480418 >Australian section of an import aisle

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 03:23:06 No.9493650 >>9493595 This was the only post of his i could find on Google. I know there are a few others and maybe there somewhere on a hard drive but does anyone else have them readily available?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 03:23:48 No.9493652 >>9480314 He's a big guy...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 03:44:31 No.9493693 >>9485062 Was this picture taken through a torn out wall?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 03:56:10 No.9493728 >>9489121 Friendly!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 04:06:27 No.9493757 File: 2.74 MB, 4032x2268, 20170624_135002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485072 God is the greatest

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 09:11:07 No.9494276 >>9493757 Did you follow the recipe?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 09:42:47 No.9494343 >>9485062 I wish you were dead For your sake.

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sun, Oct 1, 2017 10:51:57 No.9494552 >>9491839 Welcome back friend! >>9493757 Looks good!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 10:58:34 No.9494577 File: 14 KB, 285x200, louis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9494552 Hey boss! Whats for todays eats?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 11:06:36 No.9494604 >>9494552 Can you tell us your secret?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 11:08:30 No.9494610 File: 514 KB, 625x571, help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485018

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 14:11:44 No.9495152 >>9485072 this is not ok

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 14:17:09 No.9495168 >>9494552 What would you make if you were trying to woo a lass?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 14:37:52 No.9495226 >>9495168 seconded, I need your cooking advice on how to impress a woman

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 15:10:24 No.9495338 File: 25 KB, 321x322, 1501346685320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9485062 >he fixed the table

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 16:25:42 No.9495625 File: 48 KB, 490x490, 1401398270642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 16:38:09 No.9495682 >>9494276 No my pic is 3 months old >>9494552 Th-hanks..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 20:22:54 No.9496622 File: 137 KB, 540x304, defd6aeb-4766-4284-9289-586a66f6ba6c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump

DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sun, Oct 1, 2017 22:50:09 No.9497309

>>9494577
Im just eating left over rice from the pizza right now
>>9495168
>>9495226
Sounds like a good idea for a thread. If you want a dessert idea im going with cheesecake. Plain cheesecake is pretty basic and you can make a bunch of differeny variations of it depending on what she likes. Carmel, mint, pumkin spice ect. Make a bunch of small ones to be safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 22:52:46 No.9497316 >>9497309 pumpkin spice, i fucking dare you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 22:55:48 No.9497330 File: 258 KB, 1440x1920, received_1420404957991167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9497309 good eatin' boss maybe you would be in the attention for no-bake cream cheese cheescake?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 22:57:34 No.9497340 File: 1.60 MB, 299x217, sweet.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 >that whisk BRO YOU'RE EATING PAINT

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sun, Oct 1, 2017 22:59:49 No.9497347 >>9497316 >>9497330 I have 2 boxes of funfetti mix and nothing to put in it. The last meal cleared me out. I guess i could try and find something tommorow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:01:23 No.9497351 File: 9 KB, 250x249, 250[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9497330 >cream cheese cheescake i think you mean a ricotta cheesecake, you stupid gabbagool

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:03:55 No.9497358 File: 318 KB, 655x977, just fuck my spurdo up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put me in the eventual screencap

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:17:01 No.9497409 >>9497351 Literally fuck you asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:21:44 No.9497424 File: 21 KB, 377x325, 4377fc7a0cb8c63b5dddeadec7bbcd81--paulie-gualtieri-bada-bing[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9497409 touch my shoelaces

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:22:39 No.9497430 File: 2.04 MB, 2094x1664, 20171001_232120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9497309 Pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:37:42 No.9497490 >>9497430 >we all haven't been there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:39:46 No.9497502 File: 3 KB, 230x250, hey-guys-whats-going-on-in-this-thread--.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	DinoTendies !!qyJRqlnIEC6 Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:42:57 No.9497519 File: 547 KB, 863x1230, 20171001_234148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh hello there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:50:24 No.9497550 >>9497519 I always thought you were exaggerating about the possum. Or that you never actually saw anything and just assumed it was a possum or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:54:04 No.9497563 File: 9 KB, 261x245, 1502909172033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:55:14 No.9497567 >>9497519 Something's wrong with your cat

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:56:12 No.9497574 File: 321 KB, 354x439, 1501811821029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9484737 my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 00:13:31 No.9497628 >>9484737 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 00:16:42 No.9497633 >>9497519 Your new sous chef

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 01:04:11 No.9497799 >>9497519 this is how you get rabies, you crazy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 01:08:04 No.9497808 >>9484737 How much does a fucking whisk cost? Jesus dude. Time is money. Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 01:30:52 No.9497880 >>9484737 Not only hangers but it looks like a couple paper clips were used to secure the end

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 01:57:34 No.9497941 >>9484737 can i buy an artisan hand crafted specialty whisk from you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 07:19:01 No.9498622 >>9484737 pretty sure you can get whisks from a second hand store for like 0.50c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 10:20:16 No.9498976 >>9498622 never heard of it so i looked it up. is it any good? condensed milk? is it real tangy or extra sweet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 10:37:58 No.9499005 >>9484737 oh shi nigger wayd? >my sides help

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 11:26:05 No.9499155 >>9497519 You should put one end of the plugged in power cord into your possums water dish so he gets all the extra energy he needs to grow big and strong!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 12:09:31 No.9499292 boi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 12:28:04 No.9499346 File: 469 KB, 512x807, 1504413710000.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9480312 >this entire fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 15:02:04 No.9499852 >>9497519 This could make for a good album cover for some post punk band

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