/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20171562
>this post is considered 'making fun of' to reddit zoomies

>>15713290
damn i stroked out writing that.
too much microwave radiation

>be me
>12th grade
>taking new med that makes me groggy as fuck in the morning
>friend comes along with bottle of 300mg caffeine pills
>never really 'did' caffeine before outside of occasional small cup of coffee
>jokingly take 2 for shits 'n gigs
>take 2 more because friends are laughing
>2 hours later
>out of body experience
>heart rate so high, sweating like crazy
>walking down halls to the bathroom, literally watching myself from above my own body
>suddenly transport to bathroom
>don't feel good
>walk back to friends
>vision jittery like the world is going at a much lower frame rate
>this is not good
>get sent home, telling them i had a stomach ache
>get home and just try to not die
>stay awake for 50 straight hours, total blackout for most of it

Now I take 300mg a day, but I think I would definitely die if I had that much at once now. I got addicted to addy a couple years after this and even then I never felt quite as stimmed out as I did this time

>>14432446
>No jam tarts
Shit list desu.

>>13267614
No, He is literally trying to get a proper bite out of the burger on top, The fucking patty is 5x too big for the bun and any toppings that are on it are under the bun, Trying to get a decent bite of meat+bun+toppings of the burger on top is exactly the kind of fucking trouble you would have and Gordon is showing that. Gordon's "big" burger on the bottom is perfectly proportioned so that you can still get a decent bite. The only thing this video serves to prove is who the culinary illiterate retards are on this board who can't understand what the differences in the videos are, what makes a good burger and why it isn't hypocrisy.

>>12690201
>That wrist

>>12106490
you are a degenerate of the highest caliber

>>11455479
>any tips on telling when the pastas done?

>>11381380
>there's way too much meat on that plate

>Anon I don't like this salad,it has way too many vegetables in it


This is probably bait but fuck it,I'll bite

>>11307239
>dark chocolate and literally anything on that list
>not highly recommended

>>10071699
>robbed while delivering pizzas
>doesn't call cops while literally having the address of the dudes who stole it
>somehow after all this still gets fired
You kinda deserve it.

>>9805247
yeah... exactly... meat is needed because plants are an insufficient inefficient source of nutrition when compared to meat...are you sure you can read?

>>9790429
>>9790385

There is something severely wrong with you OP.

Get the fuck out with your runny eggs in general, but ESPECIALLY when they wreck a decent burger.

Is this a meme or are you guys seriously this retarded? Energy drinks can kill you...

>working at deli, making a customer's sandwich
>fly is flying around
>trying to shoo it away
>hand accidently shoos it toward the sandwich
>fly flies into the mayo
>tries to fly out of it but the mayo is sticking to it like glue
>throw out sub roll and start making the sandwich again

It was strangely interesting to watch though.

>>9484903
>every day we stray further from gods light

>>9411337
>>9411295

>>9240070
>halal

>>9230540
>canned

I've been binging kitchen nightmares on youtube recently

why is UK version so so so much better than the US version?

>>9053136
>putting tomatoes in your guac

>>9048516
my buddy dropped something in the fryer and instinctively grabbed for it and deep fried his fuckin' hand

are we really arguing ITT on how to boil water?