/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16185789

>>15116898
stop reminding me

>>11510376
How many times can you microwave a bowl of breadcrumbs before it begins to question its existence.

>>9484607
>Using the broth water and bacon grease from a full 24 hours earlier

>>8751898
Did it not occur to you to lower your dosage you lunatic? Jesus.

>9 years old
>mom at work
>dad going to work soon, decides to drive the both of us to get papa johns pizza so me and her have something for lunch and dinner
>at least, that was clearly the intention of this drive as i see it now, not then
>got two large pizzas one mushroom one regular
>not once in the drive back or hour after coming home did it occur to my fatass that this was for two people
>ate both pizzas in that first hour back home
>mom comes home and doesnt even believe i ate both

it was bad

>>8565826
>took off in a big way back in ~2012
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you

Eating for the pure purpose of feeling full.

Here's some memories that make me cringe

>8 years old
>live in a cul-de-sac type neighborhood, dad and mom leave for work around 12
>my mom goes by foot, dad tells me to get in the car
>drives to papa johns and gets two medium plain pizzas because no food in the house for some reason
>this was supposed to be food for the whole day for both me and mom
>he didn't actually say anything at all like that, and i didnt ask
>why didn't you ask anon? because my fat little self assumed the pizzas were for me
>eat the two medium pies in an hour then go out to play with neighborhood kids until like 7pm
>my mom comes home asking wheres the pizza
>hfw she can't believe the monster shes created

>13th birthday, my mom got some fancy baked goods in a gift basket because I don't like cake
>get a cake for the other kids there
>its all going fine
>until i discover a rip in the gift basket and go apeshit
>literally spit and drool spraying out in anger as i yell
>smack the shit out of my 11yo cousin because she is notorious in the family for being a thief and having a sweet tooth
>we live states apart, during one visit she stole all my halloween candy
>party done, immediately eat the entire gift baskets contents and food coma

>16 or so
>addicted to chinese food
>get a part time job for the sole purpose of getting more chinese food
>eventually the workers their would just make my order the second they saw me coming down the street

I'm almost 20 now, and 30lbs away from a normal weight for my height and weight. Shame me

>>8026272
thats basically what i feel all the time, my mom cant stop buying shit tons of food because me and my dad were both fat, now hes dead and ive become a normal human weight and she still has her habit

>>7902728
>fiber is a meme
>moron humans

you ain't tricking me spider-poster