/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28702148]

should I tell her how I have 150 ethereum?

[Anonymous No.28702249]

>>28702148
You should have lead with fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.28702257]

Holy crap anon, she was testing to see if you were a beta that immediately freaked out instead of being able to make fun of himself in confidence, you just blew a date night

[Anonymous No.28702295]

>>28702148
is that from your mom?

[Anonymous No.28702348]

>>28702257
If you ask a woman to be your valentine and she says you must be joking, fuck you is an appropriate response

[Anonymous No.28702378]

>talks to a woman

[Anonymous No.28702385]

>>28702148
Weak. The correct response was:
>You're gonna be my valentine, whether you like it or not.
Now try again.

[Anonymous No.28702390]

>>28702148
LOL stacklet
6 fig hell is real

[Anonymous No.28702394]

>>28702148
>1st shit test
>fail miserabely
you're probably gonna sell the dip so just give up now

[Anonymous No.28702431]

>>28702148
calm down OP

[Anonymous No.28702452]

>>28702148
Calm down

[Anonymous No.28702459]

>>28702148
you're ngmi in crypto and irl, how did you fuck it up this bad anon

[Anonymous No.28702473]

>>28702378
Interacting with any members of the female race is a sign of future bad financial decisions

[Anonymous No.28702474]

>>28702257
>heh... y-yes i was just kidding... w-we're still friends right?

[Anonymous No.28702482]

>>28702148
you'll never have a woman. enjoy your incel homo life with cuntpajeets and faggets, insecure little bitch

[Anonymous No.28702502]

>>28702148
You do not need the bitch my friend

[Anonymous No.28702536]

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.28702542]

You could have navigated that sooo much better.

[Anonymous No.28702548]

>>28702348
post poorfolio and skin colour please

[Anonymous No.28702554]

>>28702148
send her dick pics. Also post dick pics here

[Anonymous No.28702563]

>fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.28702580]

>>28702148
That’s what you get for gay-ass “want to be my Valentine” line lol holy shit. Just ask if she wants to hang out then put the moves on her. That’s also when you tell her about your Eth (or when you should have been telling her)

[Anonymous No.28702587]

>>28702482
simp detected

[Anonymous No.28702670]

>>28702148
should have just invited her into a restaurant without mentioning valentines, and if she said no then just answer "ok" and go on with your life.
.t another sperg

[Anonymous No.28702694]

>fuck you bitch
kek, confirmed for autistic, she was testing waters, a bit more of a push and you could had gotten a date.

[Anonymous No.28702726]

>>28702148
>ayyo mane gibs me dat "efferyums" before I pop yo ass nigga

[Anonymous No.28702755]

>>28702390
Why exactly do we call it 6 figure hell?

[Anonymous No.28702768]

>>28702473
Could not have said it any better

[Anonymous No.28702821]

>fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.28702842]

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
Eternal roastie BTFO

[Anonymous No.28702844]

>>28702148
She was testing you. You blew it by sperking out and not pushing further.

[Anonymous No.28702852]

>>28702378
This

[Anonymous No.28702863]

>>28702482
You'll never BE a woman you fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.28702869]

>>28702587
don't what what "a simp" is, but i have a 10/10 wife and a bunch of (real life) friends because i know how to talk to people and not be an incel homo retard like OP. sounds like you're just another incel homo so enjoy your hand for the rest of your life, because that's all you'll be getting, you sad faggot

[Anonymous No.28702873]

>>28702821
at least he got a match, simping faggot

[Anonymous No.28702875]

>>28702755
>Why exactly do we call it 6 figure hell?
Because it's enough money that the swings are hard to stomach, but it's no where near enough money to quit your job and retire.
Hence, 6 figure hell, 7 figure purgatory, 8 figure made it.

[Anonymous No.28702894]

>>28702148
You're a majestic creature OP

[Anonymous No.28702916]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28702955]

>>28702473
it's also a sign of getting pussy. but of course, homos like you don't care or even know about any of that, lol

[Anonymous No.28702964]

>>28702148
you unironically had a chance until you sperg'd out on her

[Anonymous No.28702971]

>>28702580
Roll

[Anonymous No.28703091]

>>28702580
Throw a kippah in the rolling so not everybody wins

[Anonymous No.28703105]

>>28702694
>>28702821
>>28702844
All you retards she wasn't going our with him did you even read her fucking message jesus christ

[Anonymous No.28703114]

>>28702844
>>28702964
I'm autistic, how did he have a chance? It looks like she's implying that going out on a date with him is some sort of joke and that he's undesirable?

[Anonymous No.28703149]

>>28702755
Enough money to feel rich, not enough to live rich.

[Anonymous No.28703153]

>>28702148
lol you're a faggot bro

[Anonymous No.28703165]

>>28702580
gibs me dem rollerinos

[Anonymous No.28703166]

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch

16 year old mongloid confirmed. You should have said nothing if you were serious, now you just look like the douche al the memes are about, are you mayne a marrocon? Turkish or any of that other shit cancers retard countries? It would make total sense

>inb4 larp

[Anonymous No.28703199]

>>28702249
>You should have lead with fuck you bitch
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.28703219]

>>28702148
Never show interest in women, ever

[Anonymous No.28703220]

>>28702873
>>28703105
have sex

[Anonymous No.28703222]

>all the incels defending the roastie and ripping on op for saying fuck you to that whorebag
You guys are fucking pathetic. Being a white night on an anonymous anime forum will NEVER get you losers laid. Keep dreaming though. OP is based

[Anonymous No.28703228]

>>28703114
he didn't, don't listen to these imbecil homos. anyone that would talk to a girl like this will never have female company.

[Anonymous No.28703238]

>>28702249
>You should have lead with fuck you bitch
This would have got you laid

[Anonymous No.28703259]

>>28702148

[Anonymous No.28703269]

>>28702873
poo in loo

[Anonymous No.28703306]

>>28703166
yep, OP thought it would be funny and post it here.

the girl probably also screencapped the convo and posted it on some similar girl forum and they're laughing about this idiot homo that couldn't even get a date

[Anonymous No.28703324]

>>28702955
>I put my peepee in a meat hole
>this is the most important goal

[Anonymous No.28703353]

>>28702249
show bob and vagene answer me you stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.28703387]

>>28703324
enjoy sucking incel dick you sad little faggot, i for one enjoy getting pussy on the regular

[Anonymous No.28703433]

>>28703220
Struck a nerve didn't I? Sorry not sorry

[Anonymous No.28703444]

"fuck you bitch i have 150 ETH" should have been your opening line

[Anonymous No.28703453]

>>28702385
This. Why even ask her? Just inform her of the fact.

[Anonymous No.28703539]

>>28703387
when you stop being a horny young faggot you'll realize that lusting after their holes is nothing but a curse you live with for life

[Anonymous No.28703546]

>>28702580
rollings

[Anonymous No.28703562]

>>28703222
Nobody is defending the girl. It's just that OP seems pathetic/needy in the text.

[Anonymous No.28703574]

>>28702148
Never tell people how much money you have, ya focking idiot.

[Anonymous No.28703578]

>>28703433
>Struck a nerve didn't I? Sorry not sorry

[Anonymous No.28703660]

>>28703539
What's your endgoal? I'm guessing no kids?

[Anonymous No.28703706]

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
Based, don't listen to the AIDS-infected cucks ITT.

[Anonymous No.28703737]

>>28703539
oh thanks faggot I'll tell my wife I got some new info from a virgin on 4chan and no longer need to fuck cause he gave me a new purpose of calling women with slurs on an internet forum

ahhhahahah kys you sad cunt

[Anonymous No.28703739]

>>28703222
Checked, true, red pulled, but also maximum incel. Jesus Christ, everybody screaming “you fucked up” are as retarded as the “eww girls” edgelords. All of you, stop jerking off to cuck porn and go outside. Get some vitamin D.

[Anonymous No.28703794]

>>28703199
+2

[Anonymous No.28703843]

>>28703324
What are your goals, anon? To live in a human storage facility playing vidya until you decay?

[Anonymous No.28703898]

eww, girls? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.28703904]

>>28702257
>no guise, you have to jump through all the hoops, we call it shit-testing
Pussy isn't scarce, and I'm not a dog begging for scraps.

[Anonymous No.28703910]

>>28702548
You first

[Anonymous No.28703957]

>>28703578
If you can't handle even the slightest insults thrown around here when someone is trying to tell you why the dumb cunt responded the way she did, maybe don't come and post on a chinese girl cartoon forum seethe harder

[Anonymous No.28704000]

>>28702580
alright let's see it

[Anonymous No.28704004]

>>28703737
>I get pussy on the reg bros
>incel faggots
>oh that pussy I get is from my wife
Your wife is probably a fat annoying cunt that makes all your decisions for you. You aint no chad, you probably married the first chick that let you fuck her

[Anonymous No.28704062]

>>28702869
>I have a wife
I'm the nigger that got her high and used her up before you even met her. Enjoy my semen, beta simp.

[Anonymous No.28704089]

>>28702580
SS please

[Anonymous No.28704093]

>>28704000
ok nice trips so im erwin rommel at his prime

[Anonymous No.28704146]

>>28702580
Yeah, he could have been smoother with it.
Not that cored out holes care one bit about romance.
>>28702148
She wanted gifts/bribes from someone attractive

[Anonymous No.28704164]

>>28702148

[Anonymous No.28704173]

>>28703957
what are you even assuming you small dick azn virgin? you're the one that started youing me from my meme.

[Anonymous No.28704208]

>>28704062
it's another retarded larp just laugh it off like I did with the other retard and move on

[Anonymous No.28704210]

>>28702148
idiot

[Anonymous No.28704214]

Dude just send me eth and i'll give you nudes, thats not even tinder
0xEc140bC2186eC4eB9d4e957cF11C688Fd332F53f

[Anonymous No.28704229]

>>28702869
imagine actually getting baited this hard

[Anonymous No.28704235]

>>28703324
Children > community > inventions > money

[Anonymous No.28704264]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28704285]

>>28704173
your point?

[Anonymous No.28704288]

>>28704004
Actually a perfect 10 that sucks my dick whenever I want. Jelly? You'll never have that kid.

>>28704062
You've never even seen a pussy you homo. Go back to sucking your dad's dick lol.

[Anonymous No.28704304]

>>28702580

fug yeah

[Anonymous No.28704321]

>>28702148
Are you a redhead by a chance?

[Anonymous No.28704339]

>>28702869
>don't what what "a simp" is
It's you cuck

[Anonymous No.28704360]

>>28702580
Sieg Heil

[Anonymous No.28704371]

>>28704339

Cool comment bro. Enjoy living and dying alone incel homo :'D

[Anonymous No.28704378]

>>28704285
>move on
and have sex lol

[Anonymous No.28704411]

>>28704288
bro why do you feel the need to justify to randoms online, you got issues man

[Anonymous No.28704416]

>>28702348
It's called a shit test and he failed

[Anonymous No.28704451]

>>28703574
only real based guy in this whole stinking thread

[Anonymous No.28704475]

>>28704411
pretty sure you're the one with issues, incel homo

[Anonymous No.28704486]

>>28703220
no

[Anonymous No.28704511]

>>28702148
Only sane response “ah, I thought you’d be chill with some fun, talk to you later”

[Anonymous No.28704526]

>>28704416
No, that wasn't
She just thought of him as an orbiter
If she thought of him at all

[Anonymous No.28704565]

>>28704378
>still seething
I thought as much. good luck to you

[Anonymous No.28704591]

>>28704164
wtf

[Anonymous No.28704616]

>>28704475
okay redditor

[Anonymous No.28704670]

>>28702257
>a beta that immediately freaked out instead of being able to make fun of himself in confidence
that is not the move here
debasing yourself in front of some whore will get you nowhere profitable

[Anonymous No.28704745]

>>28704486
kek at least you have coped and come to terms

[Anonymous No.28704754]

>>28704526
this bitches obsess over you when they are down to fuck they would never try to shit test you

[Anonymous No.28704878]

>>28704235
this is how you end up with an entire society of single mothers married to the state and a society more concerned with feelings than furthering it's own existence

[Anonymous No.28704914]

>>28702257
>you should kill your ego for a whore of a woman. It only INCREASE her ego to an insane level, only to ghost you after 1-2 more sentences.
I HATE simps

[Anonymous No.28704929]

>>28702482
What the fuck is your obsession with incel cock sucking? If you are baiting you're pretty dedicated

[Anonymous No.28704976]

>>28702148
Dude she was excited. It wasn't
>Oh my god I can't believe this creep is hitting on me!
It was
>Oh my god I can't believe he's interested!

[Anonymous No.28704987]

>>28702580
rollerino baby

[Anonymous No.28705005]

>>28702148
The line before fuck you bitch is the actual problem here.

[Anonymous No.28705045]

>>28702148
>you must be joking OMG I know you’re joking right?
The proper response to this is no response at all, after enough time has passed she will feel bad for being a bitch and you come out as an straight shooting alpha chad good guy who was showing interest and she fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.28705089]

>>28702580
81-85 roll

[Anonymous No.28705097]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28705114]

>>28704511
This, though not phrased like a cringey rapper wannabe

[Anonymous No.28705193]

>>28702580
GIVE MEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.28705194]

>>28705045
Or this. One of the two

[Anonymous No.28705222]

>>28705045
>>28705005
These!
Silent treatment is the best.
If she already finds you unattractive. you won’t be able to change her “logic” by texts.
And if she is ACTUALLY likes you, silent treatment with give an upper hand

[Anonymous No.28705254]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28705313]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28705324]

>>28702148
>You should be happy that I'm acknowledging your existence you whore... I give you a chance to be with me out of pity and this is how you act? Grow a pear... Pfft

[Anonymous No.28705437]

>>28702580
Baseiert

[Anonymous No.28705439]

>>28702378
based

[Anonymous No.28705462]

>>28702148
>fuck you bitch
chad move

[Anonymous No.28705581]

>>28705324
>grow a pear

[Anonymous No.28705584]

>>28702148
>chatting to women
OP you are a fucking beta faggot and deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.28705611]

>>28702580
Rolling for grandpa who is chilling in Bariloche.

[Anonymous No.28705642]

keep that luck, you need it if you ever hope to have sex lol

[Anonymous No.28705735]

do you have a valentine?
>no
want to be my valentine?
>LOl good joke
>waiting for gigchad
>turns 30
>why am I still single

[Anonymous No.28705739]

>>28705462
>McDonald's
Still have PTSD from that shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.28705793]

>>28704288
Wrong! I run through "perfect 10s" regularly. They're all cokeheads, and you probably are too.

[Anonymous No.28705837]

yeah, but chances are the won't even know what the fuck that is. Normies don't know eth, just bitcoin and doge.

[Anonymous No.28705842]

>>28705581
>I'm sorry for saying that to you I just get frustrated sometimes
>Please ignore that :) I'm a really nice guy

[Anonymous No.28705909]

>>28702869

And yet you're here

[Anonymous No.28705919]

>>28704416
yea, it is a test. if a woman does this shit, she's failed the test. don't play retarded games and soft manipulation. not worth the time or effort.

[Anonymous No.28705940]

>>28702148
LMFAO she deserved it, she didn’t have to say the you’re joking part

[Anonymous No.28705951]

>>28702249
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.28705955]

>>28702148

[Anonymous No.28705972]

>>28702148
As soon as you get a bitch because she knows you have money, considered that money lost fren. No pussy is worth losing lots of money over. If you need to fuck just get a whore, much more cost effective.

[Anonymous No.28705978]

>>28702249
This. Women will walk all over a beta, and the second you show weakness it's all over. Best to assert dominance from the get-go.

[Anonymous No.28705999]

>>28704914
You actually should temper your ego at least to the point where self-deprecating humor is an option in some cases, but for yourself, not anyone else. Taking yourself too seriously is almost always a curse.

[Anonymous No.28706033]

"Okay sweetheart, you just have missed on the chance of being with the richest guy you could have had."

Then never respond to her again and just enjoy the shit out of those messages.

[Anonymous No.28706049]

>>28702580
Check em

[Anonymous No.28706182]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28706315]

>>28703843
I plan to go down in history alongside 9/11 and Ted Kaczynski.

[Anonymous No.28706341]

>>28702580
Roll

[Anonymous No.28706342]

>>28702580

[Anonymous No.28706445]

>>28702580
Rolling for 66

[Anonymous No.28706469]

>>28702148
>6 figures in crypto
>0 knowledge of relationships

You'll get taken to the cleaners and lose all your money in divorce.

[Anonymous No.28706513]

>>28702580
im rolling bro

[Anonymous No.28706648]

>>28702473
>female race
>race

Nigga what

[Anonymous No.28706672]

>>28706445
Rolled that too
Gendarmerie is a fucking weird concept to me, man
They're supposed to be kind of a full blown army sized SWAT team?

[Anonymous No.28706746]

>>28705114
how exactly is that phrased like a rapper wannabe? Spell it out.

[Anonymous No.28706762]

>>28706648
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.28706802]

>>28706648
>He doesn't know their phenotype

[Anonymous No.28706847]

>>28706672
they're part of the military, but for shit happening inside France. like counter domestic terrorism for example.

[Anonymous No.28706867]

>>28702148
she honestly doesnt seem worth it but it doesnt matter because you are going to do what you want anyway.

[Anonymous No.28706889]

>>28702694
lol this. great job showing her what a mentally unstable schizoid you are

[Anonymous No.28706913]

>>28704914
>kill your ego
OP could've just said "no, I'm serious."

"Fuck you bitch" is incel-tier overreaction. He might as well ask for bobs and vegana.

[Anonymous No.28706958]

>>28704378
>roastie worthless dumpster trash seething this hard
What is with leftist and everything revolving around sex? Truly degenerate and disturbing behavior. Sex isn’t even that great.

[Anonymous No.28707007]

>>28702148
>fuck you!
>also I’m rich!
flawless pickup strategy

[Anonymous No.28707014]

>>28704754
>>28704754
>>28704754
>>28704754
Thiss.. jesus christ this. How fucking blind are you people. If you're attractive enough you don't have to try. Any awkward things you say or do would be seen by girls as "omg hes so funny and isnt afraid to be himself. Wow much confidence..."

[Anonymous No.28707057]

>>28702249
*led

[Anonymous No.28707071]

Women are the Jews and Blacks of the sexes, somehow getting the worst traits from both. It's really hard finding the Bobby Fischer's and Thomas Sowell's of women.

[Anonymous No.28707096]

>>28702580
Roll

[Anonymous No.28707280]

>>28703324
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.28707323]

>>28706913
If he had just said "fuck you bitch", or better yet, just "fuck you" that would have been fine, but because he had the previous message where he's trying to talk her into it it sounds sincerely mad rather than just like a response to banter.

[Anonymous No.28707330]

>>28705999
women dont like guys who have self-deprecating humor. the only time they like that when the guy is already a greek god in looks or a billionaire or both

[Anonymous No.28707356]

>>28702148
fuck you bitch! good answer
>>28702348
this

[Anonymous No.28707523]

>>28702148
>being triggered in 2 messages
you have a lot to learn

[Anonymous No.28707560]

>>28702875
>7 figure purgatory
I am supposed to be looking for a job but why bother
my god this is so miserable, wish I never made 7 figures

[Anonymous No.28707743]

>>28702148
The good news is you know what not to do the next time you text a woman

[Anonymous No.28707931]

>>28702580
raaaal

[Anonymous No.28708014]

>>28702148
i just bought your bag and your bitch

[Anonymous No.28708411]

>>28706913
>"Fuck you bitch"
Agree on that one
That bitch needed silent treatment

[Anonymous No.28708416]

>>28702580
lorr

[Anonymous No.28708502]

>>28705999
And why that girl can’t use self depreciation on her own?

[Anonymous No.28708510]

>>28702148
That's the most autistic response you could've given lmao

[Anonymous No.28708519]

>>28702148
Stop texting yourself retard

[Anonymous No.28708551]

>>28706958
you pic will haunt my dreams tonight

[Anonymous No.28708591]

>>28702148
>Fuck you bitch
Kek, top autism here

[Anonymous No.28708603]

>>28702148
>Guy asks you out
>You laugh in his face
She deserved it

[Anonymous No.28708635]

>>28707330
What women really don't like are "men" who purposely adjust their behavior according to what they believe women like. Women like men who exude genuine confidence in themselves. Usually overly serious men who can't make or take jokes about their person do not emanate confidence, even if they believe otherwise.

[Anonymous No.28708663]

>>28708411
SIlence hurts more. after she texted lol I wouldnt have texted her back again.

[Anonymous No.28708670]

>>28705735
And then
>where are the good men go?
>that’s GUYS fault that I am single

[Anonymous No.28708694]

>>28702580

[Anonymous No.28708750]

>>28702348
If you're a desperate incel... then yes

[Anonymous No.28708770]

>>28702148
Stop harassing your cousin

[Anonymous No.28708803]

>>28708663
Yes, him trying to fix it by saying “but what’s wrong with going out with me, it’s not like you have a date or anything” is just depreciating as fuck.
He basically lowered himself as if he is not valuable enough.

[Anonymous No.28708829]

>>28702148
She's interested in your looks but you're a beta autist that basically asked her to be his gf before even having a conversation. How sad for her.

[Anonymous No.28708870]

>>28708750
No “desperation” for pussy means that you try to “smooth talk them” in to saying yes, instead of picking up what’s left of your manlihood and exit the chat

[Anonymous No.28708879]

>>28704000
actually you're a degenerate neet posting on an Australian kangaroo hunting forum

[Anonymous No.28708965]

>>28708829
Why would I want to converse with a female?

[Anonymous No.28708971]

>>28708635
boom there it is

[Anonymous No.28708991]

>>28702148
if you tell her you have 150 ETH she will probably cringe and laugh at you for being in 6 figure hell and all in ETH

[Anonymous No.28708996]

>>28702348
>asking to be someones valentine
kids are not allowed on this board.

[Anonymous No.28709018]

>>28702580
Rolling for Kreigsmarine.

[Anonymous No.28709031]

>>28702148
>should I tell her how I have 150 ethereum?
Anon you should write that in your bio.

[Anonymous No.28709063]

>>28702869
Enjoy the divorce faggot

[Anonymous No.28709190]

>>28702580
I am literally hitler.

[Anonymous No.28709225]

>>28702257
The proper response to "shit testing" is a beating.

[Anonymous No.28709250]

>>28706315
irrefutably based

[Anonymous No.28709291]

>>28702869
>don't what what "a simp" is
overdid it anon

[Anonymous No.28709312]

>should I tell her how I have 150 ethereum?
"alright, i'll take my 150 eth elsewhere. have a nice 2 figure day"

[Anonymous No.28709355]

>>28702148
>the absolute state of this pic
kek you pathetic piece of shit
assuming that its true obviously

[Anonymous No.28709394]

>>28702474
kek

[Anonymous No.28709406]

>>28702580
rolling
also check em

[Anonymous No.28709438]

Why the duck would you tell her about your ETH?

[Anonymous No.28709453]

>>28702348
I wouldn't know, they've always said yes lol

[Anonymous No.28709501]

>>28709355
fuck off roastie

[Anonymous No.28709531]

>>28709438
Dab on her

[Anonymous No.28709547]

>hurr she's just shit testing him
this is beta cope.
If a girl likes you she says yes fullstop, no ifs no buts.

[Anonymous No.28709557]

>>28702869
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.28709578]

>>28708965
I do to feel her out and see if she is worth my time. But that probably isn't a concern of yours.

[Anonymous No.28709600]

>>28708803
>What's wrong with me, aren't I attractive?
When I was a teenager, I said this to a girl. I laugh now, but I still feel humiliating pain and regret. I fucking loved her. Forget about ever talking to the girl again, she'll avoid you and think of you as nothing more than a sea urchin.

The best and only option is to shrug it off and fuck another girl, and have her find out about through someone else. If she has a sister, fuck her, that's even better.

[Anonymous No.28709654]

>>28702148
Holy fucking shit lmfao

[Anonymous No.28709705]

>>28702580
33 sirs

[Anonymous No.28709797]

>>28702148
holy fuck OP, plz be a larp

[Anonymous No.28709855]

>>28702580
Umm yeah I’m finna roll

[Anonymous No.28709868]

>>28702148
correct response

[Anonymous No.28709880]

I hope this is a joke

[Anonymous No.28709890]

>>28704754
Correct. Orbiter's don't get shit tests. They get ridiculed if they try and step out of their box which is what happened. Potential mates and current mates get shit tests until the mate fails enough for the female to seek a superior male specimen.

[Anonymous No.28709938]

>>28702580
Heil Hitler

[Anonymous No.28709945]

>>28702148
Based op i personally would have gone for; Whatever bitch.

Not related but Generally the best insults as a whole are usually the shortest and the most unique/absurs ones, it makes them remember it better.

The betas ripping on you itt know they wouldnt even have courage to talk shit back to women who insult them, that's why they're upset lol.

[Anonymous No.28709964]

>>28709868
>ZOMG YOURE SO PRETTY CAN I SMELL YOUR FEET

[Anonymous No.28709966]

>>28709868
Correct. Would have got OP laid (or at least a date) because it showed confidence, and thus, to the woman, the leadership and bravery characteristics she felt the orbiter lacking; its the only way to get out of the friendzone/orbiter status but if she rejects then you've got to get out and stay out fast.

[Anonymous No.28710013]

>>28702148
Just ignore her, that's your best bet.

[Anonymous No.28710044]

>>28709868
Would've made for a better convo at least. I wish he went with this.

[Anonymous No.28710045]

>>28702580
xjbgvqeusg

[Anonymous No.28710079]

NORMANS GET OUT REEEE

[Anonymous No.28710087]

>>28709868
>>28709966
>>28710044
Locked
>>28709964
Keyed

[Anonymous No.28710162]

Incel containment thread

[Anonymous No.28710196]

>>28709868

[Anonymous No.28710252]

>>28702580
88

[Anonymous No.28710283]

>>28704288
What color are her eyes and I'll tell you if you're with a 10

[Anonymous No.28710328]

>>28702148
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.28710340]

>>28709868
holy CRINGE

[Anonymous No.28710342]

>>28702148
no

[Anonymous No.28710357]

>>28702580
oh what the hell, roll.

[Anonymous No.28710380]

Never hit on a girl ever, got lots of girls though. Probably because attractive muscular and 6"2.... Life not fair, I watched lots of manlets try and try and still fail. I just sit in a corner and get the vaganna. Not bragging, just how it works though, women are bots, they are programmed to want certain shit. Funny thing is even if they want you, you resent them for being shallow, you also notice the ones they don't want resent them also for being shallow....

[Anonymous No.28710435]

>>28702580
rolling

[Anonymous No.28710440]

>>28710045
>1pbtid
>spams xj
>ID is xj
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.28710454]

>>28702580
Rollllll

[Anonymous No.28710460]

>>28702148
Admittedly, I've lurked on reddit longer than 4chan so if I'm regarded as a newfag from plebbit, I'll take the heat.

I haven't read the other replies, anon but I'll give my 2 cents.

If someone gives you shit, specifically women, just take it in stride, smile, and either move on or stand ground with calm confidence. Never let them affect your mood. Your happiness is your priority and absolutely paramount. Stooping down to that level lessens you, and you are a Chad with them 150 eths; she needs to upgrade to you.

It's their nature to fuck with us. But remember, you are wiser than that, anon.

[Anonymous No.28710461]

>>28702148
she will never love you manlet

[Anonymous No.28710512]

>>28710162
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.28710522]

Jesus don’t you faggots know anything about dating or negotiations? You come to the table with some shit you know they won’t accept.
>I want you to lick my asshole while I piss in your sisters face
Then they counter offer
>Umm what the fuck? Get out of here creep before I call the police!
Then you assert your position of power
>My father is a judge, the bribe to have the case dropped would be less than my bar tab, I have 1000 BTC, and can afford a better legal team than the local tax payers can. There is literally nothing you can do poor slut.
This should cause hesitation. This is when you should peacock.
>I can also afford a yacht, beach house in the Keys, and a Lambo. If you take care of me I can take care of you.
This will illicit rage from your competitor.
>I dont give a fuck what you have get away from me creep!
Now is when you make it about more than the two of you.
>I can take care of your family. Conversely I can have some italian friends of mine TAKE CARE of your family.
This should catch them off guard. Before they can reconsider hit them with your real offer and sweeten the deal for them.
>I want your sister to lick my asshole while I piss on your face. And Ill buy you a puppy.

Works every time anons.

[Anonymous No.28710534]

>>28702869
>i have a 10/10 wife
Whatever gets you to sleep at night

[Anonymous No.28710577]

>>28702257
agreed, should of replied in a confident and funny way. afterall, why would you care about being rejected if you were high value and could get another girl, when op sperged out hate, he just proved himself a loser

[Anonymous No.28710586]

>>28709964
>Can I smell your feet
This, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.28710592]

>>28710460
>hey guys reddit here
>JUST BEE YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.28710658]

>>28704235
I guarantee you, no one in this thread is hooking up with internet chicks with the intention of raising kids.

[Anonymous No.28710679]

>>28710577
never been mean to women just honest, that is brutal enough to destroy most of them.

[Anonymous No.28710714]

>>28709868
Wow that's peak fucking copium lmao

Keep replying non-chalantly op lol

>>28702580
roo0000--lllll

[Anonymous No.28710717]

>>28709868
lol and I thought OP was a cringecel

[Anonymous No.28710800]

>>28710592
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.28710831]

>>28702869
No you don't lol

[Anonymous No.28710910]

>>28702148

[Anonymous No.28710924]

>>28705222
No it won’t, she’ll go talk to someone who pays attention to her. There are dozens of dudes who would give her the time and attention that most women crave. They’re overgrown children who need constant attention and praise. Just don’t overdo it.

[Anonymous No.28710926]

>>28704475
>pretty sure you're the one with issues
Kek, says the one getting this triggered on a Cambodian ass licking forum

[Anonymous No.28710965]

>>28702580
Rollin

[Anonymous No.28711058]

>>28710831
he might, i do. not that im making posts bragging about it in that fashion cause youre just gonna get called a larp. I definitely dont automatically assume its a lie because its not for me, but i do assume the people who immediately call larp have prob not been hittin dimes their whole life

[Anonymous No.28711069]

>>28702148
kek wtf

[Anonymous No.28711095]

>>28702378
Only good post ITT.

[Anonymous No.28711185]

>>28705194
or your ID and forget about it

[Anonymous No.28711223]

>>28702378
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.28711242]

>>28702257
Nah.
>>28702348
Also nah.

The correct response was to delete the contact. Not bitch out like a sperg. I get it, putting yourself on a limb and it being called a joke hurts. Don't deal with shit tests though, don't react to them either. Shrug it off and go make more crypto. Disregard females. Acquire currency.

[Anonymous No.28711253]

>>28703105
She was flirting. Her text clearly shows that she was excited. Op blew it up.

[Anonymous No.28711302]

>>28710522
Checked

[Anonymous No.28711336]

>>28711253
>autistic
>why isn't he picking up the cues?!
Gee. I wonder why a mongolian basket weaving forum filled with autistics does this?

[Anonymous No.28711347]

>be OP
>how can I distract biz from making money today?
>they’re all a bunch of incels so I’ll just come up with an over the top Valentine’s Day psyop
>gets friend to help him
You’re all a bunch of retards for falling for this

[Anonymous No.28711358]

>>28702580
for me, its the German Reichsbahn Cap for Supervisory Personnel

[Anonymous No.28711373]

>>28702580
Roll

[Anonymous No.28711451]

>>28702580
Rolling

[Anonymous No.28711462]

>>28711253
like i said earlier, OP's a faggot.

[Anonymous No.28711535]

>>28702580
C'mon get me a good one

[Anonymous No.28711556]

>>28704164
based

[Anonymous No.28711577]

>>28703324
>i watch numbers go up and down on a screen
>this is the most important goal
Biz is mostly virgins eh

[Anonymous No.28711637]

>>28702148
Nope, just tell her she's a stupid cunt then go to church and find a virginal 16-18 year old wife instead. Pay her daddy a dowry, whatever needs to be done. Fuck these r-selected whores, their days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.28711663]

>OP right now

[Anonymous No.28711724]

>>28702580
selling a burning 97 for 8000 keys

[Anonymous No.28711744]

>>28702148
bro u should have said, "haha anyways I'm gonna get drunk and bake cookies u are welcome to join" this is a instathot insta fuck strategy

[Anonymous No.28711757]

>>28711253
You're retarded, she didn't reply hence the fuck you.

Notice "calm down", no oh sorry, my bad or anything lmao

>The correct response was to delete the contact. Not bitch out like a sperg.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with showing contempt dissatisfaction. You don't get ahead in life by just accepting things like some normalfag loser.

[Anonymous No.28711859]

>>28711253
>acts like a cunt
>flirting
i get that women have dick thrown at them on the daily but laughing at someone when they ask you out isnt "giving hints"

[Anonymous No.28711886]

>>28702580
Unironically based.

[Anonymous No.28711902]

>>28702148
you have to treat women like humans, not goddesses
picture her taking a shit before thinking about communicating

[Anonymous No.28711938]

>>28702580
roll

[Anonymous No.28711951]

>>28711757
Spoken like a true 4chan incel

[Anonymous No.28712045]

>>28702580
Enlisting

[Anonymous No.28712102]

>>28710679
>When the truth breaks their social conditioning bullshit

[Anonymous No.28712108]

should've doubled down and sent a pick of your dinkle

[Anonymous No.28712113]

>>28702580
Rollin

[Anonymous No.28712158]

>>28702148
Are you 12?

[Anonymous No.28712200]

>>28711744
Of all the replies this is the best. I would change it a bit though:
>Too bad, I already put the cookies in the oven, it would be troublesome if I have to eat all of them.
And if she still responds negatively:
>You're welcome to join the fun if you change opinion, see ya.

[Anonymous No.28712264]

[Anonymous No.28712273]

>>28711951
Give me a break with the cope goober, we all know you'd let any chick spit in your mouth like this without even saying shit any time of day.

[Anonymous No.28712278]

>>28702580
Signing up

[Anonymous No.28712387]

>>28712273
Have sex

[Anonymous No.28712417]

>>28702580
rolling

[Anonymous No.28712472]

>>28710380
Yep. Even the nicest cutest ones

[Anonymous No.28712534]

>>28712200
>Too bad, I already put the cookies in the oven, it would be troublesome if I have to eat all of them.
Kek, WTF. You just turned his laid back into response into some faggy incel dad joke
>go ahead and eat a whole tray of cookies by yourself fatass
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.28712549]

>>28702580
Yes

[Anonymous No.28712810]

>>28712534
It's called teasing. You just give her the opportunity to join "just to help you eat those cookies, then". Which both of you know is a non-issue and you make clear you are fine and will have fun anyway. At the same time that you make clear you were serious in your offer you also tell her you didn't give it much tought.

[Anonymous No.28712866]

>>28709868

This. Anyone who disagrees is just LARPing about not being a literal virgin.

[Anonymous No.28712895]

>>28702580
kek

[Anonymous No.28712978]

>>28712387

[Anonymous No.28712990]

>>28710924
>No it won’t, she’ll go talk to someone who pays attention to her. There are dozens of dudes who would give her the time and attention that most women crave.
And I said they won’t?
Which one do you prefer? Smooth talking and apologies for asking her on a a date? Or just cut her loose?
If she doesn’t like you , NOTHING helps

[Anonymous No.28713004]

>>28712810
Ask me how I know you’ve never actually been touched by a woman

[Anonymous No.28713010]

>>28712387
But I have. I hope you enjoy being a tampon for the rest of your life kek

[Anonymous No.28713045]

>>28702148
i'm pretty sure she was joking too you fucking pussy
next time reserve the 'fuck you'. if someone shits on you take it in stride and move on, you never know when people will be useful going forward so why burn bridges for no reason

[Anonymous No.28713214]

>>28713045

Wrong. Don't even be mad at her. Why let a woman take your power away by controlling you?

[Anonymous No.28713218]

>>28713004
Please, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.28713223]

>>28713010
>>28713010
>But I have
Cope

[Anonymous No.28713273]

>>28713214
how is that wrong, we are saying the same thing

[Anonymous No.28713310]

>>28713045
>you never know when people will be useful going forward so why burn bridges for no reason
>shitting on your for asking her on a date
>dont burn bridges for NO REASON
If she can’t even stop herself from trying to humiliate op, she doesn’t worth anything for him later on in life

[Anonymous No.28713458]

>>28713223
.t Living tampon

[Anonymous No.28713469]

>>28713218
>>28712810
Because you just gave a paragraph of faggyness analyzing a fucking sentence like some retarded shit test you’ve seen online or on tv about dating advice

[Anonymous No.28713470]

>>28713310
>she doesn’t worth anything for him
okay rajesh

[Anonymous No.28713536]

>>28708635
this

[Anonymous No.28713603]

>>28702580

[Anonymous No.28713754]

>>28702580
Roll

[Anonymous No.28713766]

>>28713469
I don't have to think too much about it because it just comes natural but anon had trouble understanding it so I just tried to unpack what was going on in that interaction and I think I synthesized it quite well if I say so myself.

[Anonymous No.28713823]

>>28702580
rollerino peperino

[Anonymous No.28713841]

>>28713470
I am phone posting faggot.
I don’t give a fuck about grammar here.