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>>49818901
>"celcius"
I have no idea what kind of hype bullshit convinced all these idiots that Celsius was some sort of communally run financial services provider just because they said the word "decentralized" a lot. I looked at their terms and thought I was reading them wrong; they're a nakedly corrupt unregulated bank that promises to NOT give you your money back.

I mean, read this shit!
https://celsius.network/terms-of-use

>Your Celsius Account is not a bank account, deposit account, savings accounts, checking account, or any other type of asset account and should not be characterized as a banking product or service. All Eligible Digital Asset balances on your Celsius Account represent Digital Assets that are either (1) held in your Custody Wallet by Celsius or a Third Party Custodian, (2) loaned by you to Celsius, or (3) posted to Celsius as collateral and, therefore, owned, held and/or controlled by Celsius (under the applicable Service, as further detailed herein), and subject to Celsius’ obligation to deliver such Digital Assets back to you upon the termination of the applicable Service.

>Celsius may freeze, suspend or terminate your Celsius Account at any time in its sole discretion, in addition to taking any action and seeking any remedy it may be entitled to in law or in equity, including if Celsius suspects your involvement in any fraudulent activity of any kind or other misuse of the Services, provision by you of inaccurate or misleading information, or your involvement in any money laundering or other financial crime related to you or your Celsius Account.

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>>30438832
Fuck that's a good one.

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>>30171463
Fuck off stinky preet, you won't feed your village off of my graphies

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>>28705324
>grow a pear

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>>27671702
>ID
>1 post by this ID
This shit writes itself

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>he didn't buy nndm

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>>23538213

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>>20915048
Weak hands BTFO

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HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAA CRIPPLES ARE SO FUCKED XRP IS ABOUT TO DUMP SO HARD CLASSIC PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME HAHHAAHA

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>>20648879
>$7,60
>low

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He STILL uses Robinhood.

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>He STILL uses Robinhood

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