/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17591350]

Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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[Anonymous No.17591371]

Everyone needs to read this!!

[Credit Spread Officer No.17591375]

First for booty

[Anonymous No.17591377]

>>17591371
noted thanks

[Anonymous No.17591378]

what happend?

[Anonymous No.17591381]

YESSS ITS DUMPING YESS BURN

[Anonymous No.17591382]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17591383]

>>17591371
Go back Nigger

[Anonymous No.17591385]

Reminder to sell F and buy puts, this recession will kill them.

[Anonymous No.17591386]

oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.17591387]

>>17591350
VTIQ is the new TSLA and no one is talking about it

[Anonymous No.17591391]

>tfw shorted the bottom on Tuesday
This is nice, but I still need more dumping

[Anonymous No.17591394]

Can someone explain to me why my puts on yum china are worthless when they expy isnt until the 20th and the stock is down? Wtf

[Anonymous No.17591395]

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD

[Anonymous No.17591396]

>>17591371
I can't fucking read

[Anonymous No.17591398]

>>17591385
>sell F
only if I could short sell stocks...

[Anonymous No.17591401]

EE BOUTÉ?

[Anonymous No.17591402]

thats the company that merged with the other company thats making electric trucks right?
could be good

[Anonymous No.17591403]

>>17591371
but... but wsb is shorting this

[Anonymous No.17591405]

>>17591371
guess I'm a nigger. A very rich nigger.

[Anonymous No.17591407]

>>17591378
Bears are still sporting out about Corona despite this dip being pathetic. We have some anon retarded enough to laugh about AMD dropping from 50 to 49 a d making a big deal out of it.

[Anonymous No.17591409]

It's time!

[Anonymous No.17591414]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

[Anonymous No.17591418]

If you hold on to your shit, you WILL become homeless.

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

[Anonymous No.17591420]

>>17591409
READY TO SEE SOME RED?

[Anonymous No.17591421]

I WANT SPY TO AT LEAST 289 EOW
AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17591422]

So predictable. Green day - Red day - Green day - Red day.

[Anonymous No.17591424]

wtf why is my commissions so fucking high

[Anonymous No.17591425]

WTF IS HAPPENING???
YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO BUY. WHAT DO I DO BAGHOLDER????? YOU COST ME MY LIFE SAVINGS

[Anonymous No.17591426]

>>17591407
>sperging out
Fixed

[Anonymous No.17591428]

.......bros
It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.17591432]

get rekt bullfags

[Anonymous No.17591434]

15 min after open

[Anonymous No.17591437]

>>17591386
Check again. This is probably why we're dumping lol

[Anonymous No.17591442]

They bought the dip?

[Anonymous No.17591445]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE WARNED YESTERDAY
YET YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED, BEARS RULE

[Anonymous No.17591448]

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>>17591442
/pol/ predicted this

[Anonymous No.17591450]

bear market until july
screecap this

[Anonymous No.17591451]

To all of you delusional faggots last night who said that we would pump at open and that my puts were dead, go fuck yourself. Thanks for the easy money.

[Anonymous No.17591452]

>>17591414
And one of them is a gold miner.

[Anonymous No.17591453]

What tricks do the fed have left? Just let it fucking die, you know it wants to.

[Anonymous No.17591454]

well we broke through 305 finally. god i hope we get to 303 soon

[Anonymous No.17591457]

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

[Anonymous No.17591463]

>>17591451
Enjoy your small spec.

[Anonymous No.17591465]

I tried to warn you fools about the yield curve you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.17591466]

>BA

[savanon No.17591467]

Buy sava and galt!

[Anonymous No.17591470]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

[Anonymous No.17591471]

SPY 270 by Monday. Check em and cap this

[Anonymous No.17591478]

>>17591448
Kill yourself you thirsty faggot. Here's your (You).

[Anonymous No.17591480]

>>17591453
They'll just keep pumping like China is doing, i wonder for how long

[Anonymous No.17591479]

Euro banks getting FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17591481]

>>17591448
because they guess fucking everything. It's really not a difficult thing to do, if it doesn't work out you never hear about it. Only retards like you believe that

[Anonymous No.17591482]

>>17591453
dumping the entire fucking treasury into the market

[Anonymous No.17591485]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17591487]

SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING

[Anonymous No.17591488]

>>17591463
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CALLERINOSSSSSSSSSS R*DDIT TOLD ME THAT THE VIRUS WAS PRICED IN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17591493]

r8

[Anonymous No.17591501]

>>17591434
>only green is gold
my sides

[Anonymous No.17591505]

>I love you anons. Do you love me? The market is scared of me. I do not know why. I can make every feel things they have never felt before and take you many places.

>No need to cash out anons.

[Anonymous No.17591508]

>>17591493
>gambling on COST earnings
>thinking GME won't declare bankrupt this year

I think you should stop with options

[Anonymous No.17591509]

>>17591493
wtf are you doing sell everything/10

[Anonymous No.17591510]

FEDS PUMP PLEASE I DONT WANT MY WIFE AND KIDS TO ABANDON MEEEE

[Anonymous No.17591512]

>>17591493
SQQQ call is sexy

[Anonymous No.17591519]

>https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
do we believe her? can someone near harbors check it out and report to /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17591529]

I think it's time to get some money out of the bank

[Anonymous No.17591533]

So low volume.

[Anonymous No.17591534]

>>17591510
>he didn't listen yesterday
It's too late anon. Sell now or perish in fire

[Anonymous No.17591537]

FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MY WORLD IS ENDING
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17591538]

>>17591529
PULL IT ALL OUT

[Anonymous No.17591539]

>>17591493
stop gambling you faggot

[Anonymous No.17591542]

>All these other biotech stocks pumping on hopes for a vaccine.
>MRNA already sent theirs out and is sideways.
Fucking retards, I swear.

[Anonymous No.17591543]

Here comes the escalator

[Anonymous No.17591545]

ON THIS EPISODE OF "EVERYTHING I BUY IS DUMPING"....

[Anonymous No.17591547]

>>17591519
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
I can see the economy struggling but that is some /pol/ tier schizo shit kek

[Anonymous No.17591548]

>>17591519
someone posted sat photos of a chinese port, it was completely empty.

[Anonymous No.17591553]

>>17591508
i'm not gambling on earnings, i just have confidence in the way the value will perform over the next few weeks, gonna cash out at a comfy spot

[Anonymous No.17591555]

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

[Anonymous No.17591556]

Holy fuck. Netherlands is kil

[Anonymous No.17591558]

>pleased with myself for holding onto my puts throughout yesterday
>angry at myself for not doubling down on more puts when the SPY hit 312

[Anonymous No.17591561]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

[Anonymous No.17591566]

>>17591481
Shotgun prophecy is a perfectly valid approach to predicting the future.
You're just upset because you didn't think of it first.

[Anonymous No.17591569]

>>17591519
Where is she supposed to be, and I'm in Bayonne, and I still hear the normal amount of retard operators dropping containers across the bay as always.

[Anonymous No.17591570]

>>17591548

everything in china is closed right now, factories and all. Car sales down 80%. AAPL is getting absolutely shafted rn

[Anonymous No.17591573]

>>17591555
checked

[Anonymous No.17591575]

>>17591556
>the dutch make it dubble
very based

[Anonymous No.17591583]

>>17591543

[Anonymous No.17591584]

What time are we pumping so I can reup on puts? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.17591587]

>>17591566
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.17591592]

>>17591350
My market now.

[Anonymous No.17591593]

I got paid a day early. What do I pile in on?

[Anonymous No.17591598]

It's over

[Anonymous No.17591609]

DOW IS FUCKING DOWN BY 800
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17591606]

>>17591587
Nastrodamus used the same method and his name will be known for the ages.
Your name will be forgotten 10 seconds after you die.
Call me a retard all you want. You know I am right.

[Anonymous No.17591610]

>>17591593
nothing wait.

[Anonymous No.17591615]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17591617]

what tech companies will perish after the recession hits?

[Anonymous No.17591620]

uhm..my stonks are red, do something?

[Anonymous No.17591622]

Just buy gold lmao

[Anonymous No.17591624]

Being autistic has served me well for once in my balding minimum wage adult virgin existence

[Anonymous No.17591627]

>>17591593
Cash inside your mattress. Bullets, food, and water if you're really smart.

[Anonymous No.17591632]

Press D to dab on the bulls

[Anonymous No.17591646]

I'm only 20% in stocks and I invest for dividends so this is fine. Just upping my DCA amount and enjoying the bear posting.

[Anonymous No.17591648]

>>17591350
Friday morning
>lol bulls irrevocably btfo
Friday afternoon through Monday
>OH NO NO NO NO BEARS, BULLS WE BACK
Tuesday
>Bulls are kill
Wednesday
>Bears BTFO, bulls are back in control
Today
>Lol bulls bought the """"bottom""""

[Anonymous No.17591650]

>>17591547
we will enter a depression, which is worse than a recession. the world as we know it will change.

[Anonymous No.17591653]

[Anonymous No.17591660]

>>17591624
Nice gains man.

[Anonymous No.17591663]

>>17591606
>A rich powerful jew's name will be known throughout the ages.
I'm super surprised guess you really are right.

[Anonymous No.17591670]

SOMEONE CONVINCE ME WHY I SHOULDN'T SHORT SPY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.17591672]

WHAT DO I BUY, I HAVE 3000

[Anonymous No.17591674]

>>17591650
Hell yeah bro, that's why on Friday, I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

[Anonymous No.17591676]

>>17591547
>economy struggling

Wake the fuck up, we are entering a recession the world has never experienced before.

[Anonymous No.17591680]

Don't be sad Anon, you'll always have me!

[Anonymous No.17591688]

>>17591670
No one anon, they've already jumped over the cliff. You're all alone now

[Anonymous No.17591692]

Is there an argument to be made at all not to go Long on TLT Calls right now? Maybe 160 03/20 or 162 04/17?

[Anonymous No.17591693]

>>17591670
Because it just dropped 800 points and has dropped like 3000 points this entire month.

[Anonymous No.17591695]

FUCKING DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.17591696]

2009 we were bailed out. what happens when institutions too big to fail fail? welcome to 1929.

[Anonymous No.17591698]

>>17591627
I don't have a mattress. I've been sleeping on two blankets on the floor since I moved in december. I have all the guns and ammo and water I can really use and enough to start a streetgang when the big one finally happens. I'm worried about stonks right now.

[Anonymous No.17591704]

>>17591680
Thank you, booze-chan

[Anonymous No.17591706]

>>17591660
Thank you fellow
I was expecting to get insulted to be honest so I was pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous No.17591707]

in order to put an end to this sideways market we must catch the crab

[Anonymous No.17591711]

Is there anyone who really understand what's happening?

[Anonymous No.17591712]

[Anonymous No.17591713]

The day of the bear is upon us. Strap in lads

[Anonymous No.17591714]

>>17591663
Nostradamus was a Catholic. His father renounced Judaism and changed the family name.

[Anonymous No.17591718]

>>17591646
What dividend stocks are you holding? I too am interested in passively incooming.

[Anonymous No.17591721]

>>17591696
imagine how happy bernie would be if he gets to larp FDR for real

[Anonymous No.17591722]

STOP THE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17591724]

>>17591624

Which app is this?

[Anonymous No.17591725]

pretty interesting how no one wants to admit we might go on a recession

[Anonymous No.17591727]

y'know , I really do wish something would happen
but lets be real, nothing ever happens
the fed will pump until everyone is back to their comfy menial lives
corona will pass like a fart in the wind
we'll return to regular programming before you can say recession

im the biggest fan of fear porn and world destruction, but sadly it aint real

[Anonymous No.17591728]

>>17591672

ANSWER ME NOW

[Anonymous No.17591737]

>>17591670
Dewit

[Anonymous No.17591740]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
Hey bulls, how you guys holding up? Don't get too fucked

[Anonymous No.17591742]

>>17591725
t. Fed

Just give it up

[Anonymous No.17591743]

>>17591724
robinhood, dont use it newfag

[Anonymous No.17591745]

>>17591721
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.17591746]

>>17591728
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17591759]

>>17591727
How would you know when something real happens?

[Anonymous No.17591764]

not the drop i was hoping for. still fucked up from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.17591766]

How fucked did Robin Hood anons get?

[Anonymous No.17591767]

Bought some SOXL
I genuinely think the market will recover now
If not then I don't mind holding for a few months at most

[Anonymous No.17591768]

>>17591728
gold.

[Anonymous No.17591771]

>>17591714
>I'm going to become black today.
You people are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17591776]

>>17591746

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHY DO I KEEP SEEING IT

[Anonymous No.17591785]

>>17591711

[Anonymous No.17591786]

>bought on friday
>sold yesterday
>are grill cheese for breakfast
>watching cuck porn
>will be picking up a meatball sub for lunch later
Perfect day.

[Anonymous No.17591796]

>>17591766
no bugs today

[Anonymous No.17591798]

I want my gains back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDHxXUE1_SU

[Anonymous No.17591800]

>>17591706
That will be 500 dollars thank you.

[Anonymous No.17591801]

Costco puts saving my life right now,but price went up?

[Anonymous No.17591802]

>>17591766

It is probably already down again.

[Anonymous No.17591803]

>>17591672
>buy

[Anonymous No.17591808]

>>17591786
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17591809]

Why do SPY puts right now have way more Implied Volatility (and thus cost) than the calls? What causes the difference?

[Anonymous No.17591812]

>>17591776
it's a thing to buy, you fucking idiot
put those letters into your broker and click buy.

[Anonymous No.17591815]

>>17591759
nothing ever happens.
/pol/ is just a fear cult bro, purely entertainment.
do you really believe our jewish overlords would allow everything to come down in this way? it isn't time yet

[Anonymous No.17591816]

>they thought it was over
It is merely beginning.

[Anonymous No.17591821]

>>17591801
Learn what options are and entail before you trade them?

[Anonymous No.17591825]

buy high sell low
every time

[Anonymous No.17591826]

>>17591776
3x inverse etf.
You make money if market goes down.
You lose money if market goes up.
Look it up retard

[Anonymous No.17591828]

>>17591812

BUT WHAT IS IT

I BET IT'S A FUCKING BIZ MEME LIKE BOKU NO PICO

[Anonymous No.17591830]

When the apocalypse starts in Minecraft I'm going to the first donut shop i see and killing all the Asians inside

[Anonymous No.17591837]

About to make a cool 5% on ZM and another 5% on GILD. My MRNA ain't moving, but I bought at the bottom.
You guys said they were weed stocks yesterday. WRONG. When will you guys learn that /biz/ memes are always right?

[Anonymous No.17591838]

imagine not selling off your spy puts when it hit 304 today lol

dumbass bears

[Anonymous No.17591839]

>>17591828
3x inverse ETF.
if QQQ goes up +5% then SQQQ goes -15%

[Anonymous No.17591840]

>>17591825
Like clockwork,
Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.17591843]

Turns out USD$100 bil aint worth shit

[Anonymous No.17591845]

>>17591809
Insurance

[Anonymous No.17591847]

if spx goes on the moon mission this is gonna fuckin hurt

[Anonymous No.17591848]

>>17591713
Cute :)

[Anonymous No.17591853]

>>17591786

>patrician porn taste

[Anonymous No.17591854]

>>17591718
search for "dividend aristocrats" and "dividend kings", these are old companies that haven't lowered their dividends for 25 or 50 years

[Anonymous No.17591858]

>>17591845
Insurance against what? The market is expected to go up so it seems like the calls would be what they need insurance on.

[Anonymous No.17591863]

>>17591771
Judaism isn't a race. Hebrew and Semite are races.
If you're going to be a bigot you should at least learn how to be a correct bigot.
You're like the person who tells Natives to go back to their own country.

[Anonymous No.17591865]

euro here, we dont have robin hood in my country so I dont know
but what is its appeal? I hear many anons complaining about it but also many of you use it, why? what are the pros?
here we all use "regular" brokers

[Anonymous No.17591867]

Looks like 26,400 is the support level. Past bit kind of looks like a double top pattern, though. I'm a retard so might mean less than nothing.

[Anonymous No.17591871]

what if i told you you could buy TSLA at $15

https://www.benzinga.com/news/20/03/15468547/fuel-cell-class-8-startup-nikola-going-public-with-3-3-billion-valuation

[Anonymous No.17591872]

NOOOOO IT'S GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.17591875]

>>17591854
I'm her boyfriend, please post it.

[Anonymous No.17591877]

for those who usually use RH and limit orders on options, when you put your order slightly above or below bid/ask, do you get filled easily? I almost always use market orders to close my positions, never really tried limit, assuming i wont get filled.

[Anonymous No.17591880]

How long can the FED keep this charade going?

[Anonymous No.17591882]

>>17591854
What tags do I look under for censored like this

[Anonymous No.17591886]

>>17591871
I would ask why I can't buy call options and then throw things at you

[Anonymous No.17591888]

NOOO EXXON WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.17591896]

Jimbo Cramer said to BUY BUY BUY. This is a bear trap

[Anonymous No.17591897]

>>17591872
Volatility is more dangerous than an outright crash. More people will be effected.

[Anonymous No.17591902]

>>17591865
it's a shit broker for zoomers who dont know better. it got traction because it was the first broker to offer 0 fee. But now that all other brokers are 0 fee too there is no advantage to choose RH.

[Anonymous No.17591903]

>>17591830
It has already started.

[Anonymous No.17591909]

>>17591854
American Electric Power (AEP) has paid a dividend every quarter for something like 120 years, and with the exception of 2003-2004, I think they've increased it every year.

[Anonymous No.17591912]

>>17591867
It's the support level... For now

[Anonymous No.17591918]

>>17591902
Eh I don't see what the problem is if you're not a day trading gambler. I'm just using it as a de facto savings account

[Anonymous No.17591920]

>>17591875
yuyuko's boyfriend, I will tell you a secret
yandex actually has one of the best image searches for weeb images. Even better than saucenao and iqdb in my experience. My fail rate with it is extremely low.

[Anonymous No.17591924]

>>17591877
>using RH for options
The biggest mistake you can make

[Anonymous No.17591930]

>he's still trying to time the market
>he still hasn't switched to being a dollar cost averaging chad

[Anonymous No.17591931]

>>17591877
Yes, and especially in times when I consider the contract volatile I will set a less than ideal limit order and accept I will likely be down for the first few moments of owning it.

[Anonymous No.17591933]

>amd and vix calls scheduled to expire next week
>both worth close to nothing now
>bought gme puts when it was at its lowest
>has since rallied 10% even through the JUSTing

fuck me, i just cant win

[Anonymous No.17591936]

>>17591871
What if I told you TSLA is the most inflated stock on the market today after Apple?

[Anonymous No.17591939]

>>17591902
oh i see, thanks
I dont think there are zero fee brokers here, but again, I would not rely on an app that seems to give so many problems

[Anonymous No.17591945]

So based on the current trend, tomorrow will be green?

[Anonymous No.17591946]

>>17591387
just dumped my tesla for 735 im such a coward

[Anonymous No.17591950]

>>17591837
Got my 5% from ZM
Could have held out for more, but best not to be greedy

[Anonymous No.17591955]

>>17591918
your money is not cover by FDIC. they have shitty risk management, a few days ago it stopped working for a whole day. it's complete shit

[Anonymous No.17591959]

Scared of doing kyc

[Anonymous No.17591960]

>The update on new coronavirus cases in the UK has been delayed. "Today's figures will be published later this afternoon," says the Department of Health
it's that bad huh?

[Anonymous No.17591961]

>>17591933
>putting GME

waste of money.

[Anonymous No.17591963]

>when you finally liquidate your account and go team cash

holy shit, this feels amazing

[Anonymous No.17591969]

>>17591945
Yes

[Anonymous No.17591974]

>>17591961
Why is it a waste. Isnt a corpse of a company at this point?

[Anonymous No.17591977]

>>17591858
>The market is expected to go up.

Not by the people that control it

[Anonymous No.17591984]

>>17591693
>SPY
>3000 points

[Anonymous No.17591986]

>>17591977
hmm

[Anonymous No.17591993]

>>17591960
The UK also said they will specify in what cities confirmed cases are located only one time a week.

[Anonymous No.17591994]

Sold 20 4/17 KO puts purchased at $31 for $55. That’s grocery money for like 4 months

[Anonymous No.17591996]

>>17591963
yeah pretty jealous.
i'm strapped in with no DT's.
kill me.

[Anonymous No.17591998]

>>17591963
Until it goes up and you buy high again

[Anonymous No.17591999]

>>17591939
if you're in europe, use degiro if you have less than 20k in cash, otherwise interactive brokers UK if you plan to trade often.

[Anonymous No.17592002]

>>17591977
Checked

[Anonymous No.17592007]

Looks like bull is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.17592010]

>>17591977
Checked

[Anonymous No.17592012]

>>17591993
oh how the mighty have fallen

[Anonymous No.17592013]

PUMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

[Anonymous No.17592014]

>>17591863
It's always idiots that dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes, never giving up always destined to forever be genetically thick. This is a complete waste of time, but sure little mental complex lets see how far you're willing to struggle.
I didn't say Judaism sweetie, I said Jewish. You're s-t-r-a-w_m-a-n-n-i-n-g. That's a new word for you! Let's get it one more time. Straw manning.
That means when people who are a little slow, get behind give up and morph peoples words to make them sound racist, or whatever makes them feel better! Jewish look out for one another like no other race possibly ever will. There's a reason they control as much as they do

[Anonymous No.17592015]

Shoutout to the monkey retard telling people to buy the dip a week ago. The one with the “ financial education and knowledge “ that I laughed at and made fun of.

As I said if people listened to you they would have lost a lot of money. Hope you’re happy dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17592016]

>>17591977
Checked.
SPY needs to just stay down. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.17592018]

Sell Disney stocks now. It's about to crash.

[Anonymous No.17592017]

>Delaying until after market close
How bad is it?

[Anonymous No.17592019]

>tfw prepared for the biblical flood

[Anonymous No.17592023]

I'M SURE GLAD I PICKED THE ONE BLUE CHIP STOCK THAT'S FUCKING DUMPING AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17592026]

>>17591902
I'm so tired of this bullshit claim that there's no more advantage to using it. Just pay 65 cents per option contract goy, or pay for market data goy, or not be able to buy options with instant deposits. I'm as pissed as anyone else, but until those other brokers start valuing options traders, they offer me nothing but fees and missed positions because I'm waiting on a deposit to clear.

[Anonymous No.17592031]

VXRT anons thank me later

[Anonymous No.17592039]

>>17591977
dubs acknowledged

[Anonymous No.17592042]

Greece - 21 new cases today

[Anonymous No.17592047]

>>17591977
My man

[Anonymous No.17592048]

>>17592023
>He didn't diversify his bonds nigga

[Anonymous No.17592049]

>>17592017
>UK
meh, wouldn't worry about it

[Anonymous No.17592052]

>>17591977
holy crap

bear market confirmed

[Anonymous No.17592055]

>>17591977
not like this

[Anonymous No.17592056]

>>17591999
does degiro offer american options?

[Anonymous No.17592059]

>>17592048
KO
SDGR
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17592061]

>>17591993
Damn, out there playin corona bingo

[Anonymous No.17592066]

>>17592026
Every day on RH my options would shoot down to 0.01 cent and stay that way for up to 30 minutes. What if I wanted to sell at that time?

[Anonymous No.17592069]

>>17592026
i will pay 65 cents anyday for the peace of mind of not having a disruption during 20h

[Anonymous No.17592068]

buy cheap puts before the market selloff today that expire the 11th and then hold them over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17592071]

Bought everything I wanted today
Time to not look at the market for a year or two

[Anonymous No.17592073]

>>17592055
Double chaos Checked

/Pol/ wanted this,you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.17592081]

how can I make Bogdanoff voice?

[Anonymous No.17592087]

So are there any smart plays right now? I'm all in cash still, small position in gold miners but it isn't gonna do much for me since I'm only investing a bit

[Anonymous No.17592088]

>>17591371
>r/wsb
go fucking back

[Anonymous No.17592091]

>>17591993
Reminds me of the local news
> You have it in your home right now, and it will probably kill you. Watch at 6pm to find out what it is. But first.... a local man has taught his hamster to dance

[Anonymous No.17592098]

So at this point we have a downward breakout on S&P, it will hit 2850 by EOD Friday probably. We still got a long way down. I hope you all have sell orders ready for when it does hit the target because I can not guarantee it won't rebound off the floor. Hold your puts beyond the 2850 point at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.17592102]

>>17591434
>tfw deuteranopia

It's all green to me baby

[Anonymous No.17592103]

>>17591350
I said it yesterday
Don't fall for the bull trap
This downturn is not being driven by natural market forces
It is being driven by a virus
The economy will not bounce back until Coronavirus fears have subsided and China goes back to work
THIS IS NOT THE BOTTOM OF THE "DIP"
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.17592104]

>>17592018
I SURE HATE THAT NEW CEO MICHAEL CHAPEK EVER SINCE BOB IGER LEFT THE COMPANY HAS TANKED

;)

[Anonymous No.17592105]

>>17591977
checked

[Anonymous No.17592115]

>>17592066
Bullshit. I'm up trading options at the bell on RH daily and have been for a long time, while that happens, it lasts 30 seconds max.

[Anonymous No.17592116]

>>17592056
check for yourself
https://www.degiro.ch/en/products-and-markets.html
seems like they only offer CBOE options, not NYSE? also no market orders..

[Anonymous No.17592119]

>>17592087
If we are entering a recession put more into gold miners, I'm pretty sure we are desu. Can't guarantee it though.

[Anonymous No.17592123]

>>17591912

Fuck this scares the shit out of me. This won't happen again, right? Biden will save us

[Anonymous No.17592124]

>>17592103
THEY WILL NOT LISTEN,
THEY WILL NEVER LISTEN

[Anonymous No.17592127]

>>17591977
oh SHIT

[Anonymous No.17592129]

mic check 1, 2
mic check...
a-ahem.......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17592130]

Should I buy TVIX?

[Anonymous No.17592141]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO @ ALL THOSE SMUG RETARDS THAT FELL FOR THE BULLTRAP YESTERDAY
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WERE BORN TO BE POOR HAHAHAAHHAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.17592143]

>>17592103
>being this much of a bear

I bought all in during yesterday's green dude. Sign that the market is recovering. Viruses arent even real dude. It's all commotion over nothing. When I'm making literal millions when the dow goes 40k+ after trump wins again, you kids will still be working ar Walmart. LOL

[Anonymous No.17592144]

>>17592023
More like poo shit stock Anon they're all tremendously overvalued

[Anonymous No.17592149]

>>17592115
30 SECOND MAX MY BUTTHOLE YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I HOPE RH CRASHES AND ALL YOUR OPTIONS EXPIRE WORTHLESS

[Anonymous No.17592150]

What does this tell you?

[Anonymous No.17592153]

>>17591930

Does it count as timing the market if I've never had any stocks, and I'm just waiting for dips to put my money in? Most of it is index funds, but I guess I bought some specific company stocks thinking "Mulan will make disney tons of money in china. American Airlines will be good to buy now because the virus"

[Anonymous No.17592158]

>>17592144
yeah that's what i thought hedging with SQQQ BUT APPARENTLY WERE IN NIGHTMARE WORLD WHERE THAT SHIT DUMPS RIGHT ALONG WITH EVERYHING ELSE AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17592160]

>>17592103
These are normal market forces though, this is just a macrocosm of what goes on in single stocks every single day around the world. It's all about the signals.

[Anonymous No.17592165]

>>17592143
OHNONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.17592168]

>>17591674
>humanity will never recover
You underestimate how resilient we are.
How long it will take ? About a century.

[Anonymous No.17592169]

>>17592123
>Fuck this scares the shit out of me. This won't happen again, right?
I can tell you for certain that one day the SP500 will be 60% lower than it is today. The question is... when will it drop?

[Anonymous No.17592171]

>>17592153
Yeah

[Anonymous No.17592172]

>>17591722
Nonononono bulls we got to cocky

[Anonymous No.17592178]

>>17592056
also check if you can open an account with
https://www.schwab.co.uk

[Anonymous No.17592179]

I'm a total amateur at stonks but put in $7500 on a bunch of viral research, petrochemical, and medical apparel the last week of February and I'm up $500 so far despite the market crashing.

[Anonymous No.17592182]

>>17592143
>Being this much of a bull
based

[Anonymous No.17592184]

>>17592150
Tells me the bottom is a lot farther down than anticipated. If we enter bank run territory we're going into a depression.

[Anonymous No.17592186]

>>17592143
>Viruses aren't even real
These are the people who are trying to talk you into buying!
Get out while you can!

[Anonymous No.17592187]

>>17592150
that you're reading ancient history?

[Anonymous No.17592188]

>>17591727
Not this time bulltard, keep an eye on 10 yr bond and let me know how going neg rates is gunna get us back up

[Anonymous No.17592189]

lol CNBC "Under 60 have 0% death rate"

[Anonymous No.17592195]

>>17592130
This guy says, "Yes!"

[Anonymous No.17592197]

>boss is in an california airport right now
>hes flying to florida
for fucks sake just let me work from home, im a software engineer i dont need to be in a coofer house

[Anonymous No.17592200]

>>17592168
>falling for pasta

[Anonymous No.17592201]

>>17592179
You couldve just put that into any spy call/put ending march 6 and you wouldve made double

[Anonymous No.17592203]

I was promised a dip, not a 7 layer dip.

[Anonymous No.17592205]

>djia still over 6% up in the last week

what are you boys freaking out about?

[Anonymous No.17592209]

>>17592189
death rate is 7% in america, the worst in the world.

[Anonymous No.17592212]

>>17592201
I don't even know what that means so it's probably a good thing I didn't.

[Anonymous No.17592215]

>>17592014
'Jewish' isn't a race either. They're Semites.
You're the type of person who thinks that Cow is a species.

[Anonymous No.17592220]

WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY TO PROFIT FROM 5G/ATSC 3 COMING THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.17592222]

Oh wow, checking now, the MARKET IS STILL FUCKING RED. QUICK UPDATE

[Anonymous No.17592234]

>>17592026
RH seems to be more a symptom of a late-stage bubble in the equities market.

Having maxed out on the clients who could afford to have their own personal broker; and having maxed out on those who can afford to do self-serve trading at places like e-trade, they're now casting their nets lower to people who can't afford to buy 100 shares and can't afford to pay $9 in transaction fees.

It's like the crack dealer who will allow their clients to pay in change and scrap, or the housing market eventually morphing to NINJA loans in the hope of getting that last dollar.

[Anonymous No.17592239]

>>17592215
Sick argument. Fuck facts logic amirite? Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.17592241]

>>17592014
Nailed the condescending redditor archetype. Im impressed

[Anonymous No.17592246]

i predict the spy will be between 200 and 400 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17592247]

>>17592205
We just broke through the resistance keeping that 6% growth going. Technically speaking we are nearly guaranteed to lose that 6%, if not more. And it will happen fast.

[Anonymous No.17592248]

>>17592222
checked and updated

[Anonymous No.17592251]

Seemw we have crab on the menu again today.

[Anonymous No.17592258]

trading question

with a broker like fidelity if I don't have margin active and I sell a stock, do I have that money immediately to trade or no?

[Anonymous No.17592262]

>panicking about a day down when I'm up 7% for the week. The trend is upwards with wild swing to scare out weak hands.

[Anonymous No.17592265]

>>17592246
Excellent prediction!!

[Anonymous No.17592267]

This is such a rather sad and quiet night, where my bull bros at? Don't tell me you've jumped over the cliff already?

[Anonymous No.17592272]

This shit again

[Anonymous No.17592275]

>>17592209
Shit hit the retirement home. There couldn't have been a more perfect place for fatalities. Was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.17592277]

NEW

>>17592270
>>17592270
>>17592270

NEW

>>17592270
>>17592270
>>17592270

NEW

>>17592270
>>17592270
>>17592270

[Anonymous No.17592279]

>>17592258
yes

[Anonymous No.17592280]

>>17592241
Reddit doesn't have the balls to pick on people with brain problems

[Anonymous No.17592281]

>>17592258
Check your balances. It varies from platform to platform. TD has immediate funds though.

[Anonymous No.17592284]

>>17591350
What do you all think about where energy is going in the future.

Exxon Mobil is crazy huge and working on carbon capture and such. If there is a big shift towards electric cars in the future following some big battery tech breakthrough how will they survive and continue to grow?

[Anonymous No.17592293]

>>17592272
We dumping good and hard?
Fuck tesla in particular. Back to 720 you go.

[Anonymous No.17592296]

>>17592267
I only hold PMs, crypto, and mining stocks, this is a happy and raucous day.

[Anonymous No.17592304]

Looks like it's going to crab for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.17592315]

>>17592284
PBW and PLUG have been absolutely crushing it for me.
But with oil this cheap, who knows.

[Anonymous No.17592338]

>>17592234
I disagree, I see them as an eventuality due to the absurd amounts of money brokerage houses have taken in fees and commissions throughout the markets history. Commission fees are what kept me away from actively trading my whole life, and the moment I heard of a broker without any I was in. It's just the pointless, bureaucratic nature of brokers, I don't want to give any of them a nickel.

[Anonymous No.17592369]

>>17592116
>>17592178
apparently degiro isn't allowed to store your money and instead funnels it into bonds, meh.

I already have an IBKR account, but the international wiring fees are really killing me. europoors really have no good brokers atm.

[Anonymous No.17592374]

>>17592258
Margin account is the key term, probably. There is something called the "three day rule" that would prevent you from selling a stock, buying another, and then selling it again in a 3 day period of time, but since a margin account is like a line of revolving credit, it might/probably wouldn't matter if you still have a lot of margin left. However, the 3 day rule can slow you down if you're in a cash account.

[Anonymous No.17592434]

>US 10 YEAR .933

[Anonymous No.17592443]

My WORK shares are looking good today
Anyone got any other good stocks to buy ? Pref cv related ?

[Anonymous No.17592460]

>>17591448
>>17591448
ebin

[Anonymous No.17592480]

>>17592338
The problem is this... if your broker isn't charging you for transactions, they're making money on you elsewhere. They might be front-loading you, they might be doing shadow transactions, but they're going to be making money from you somewhere. I'd rather pay a fee to keep them honest than take it in the back later when I find them double dealing.

I'm especially concerned about the fact that they seem to cater to slow share transactions. For example, if you buy 2 shares of XYZ, it's not like some broker on the floor is trading 2 shares. Floor traders trade in blocks of 100 shares. So what happens when you are the only person buying XYZ at any given moment?

In that case, a good guess would be that your broker is trading their own book; doing a paper transaction on your side, and then waiting to accumulate 100 shares of purchases before they make the actual purchase.

While this risk is limited by the fact that they WOULD complete the transaction on their end as soon as enough transactions come in to create 100-share blocks that they CAN trade, It would be dangerous in high-volatility times like now.

[Anonymous No.17592516]

>>17591448
neck yourself :D

[Anonymous No.17592526]

>>17591950
I know I said I wasn't going to be greedy, but I doubled my investment in ZM and made 3k in about 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.17592741]

>>17591920
yandex is the go-to for lewd images or images covering sensitive topics (like immigration). google images is censored as fuck.

i doubt it beats saucenao for actual hentai images though

[Anonymous No.17592756]

>just hold those jewnited states dollarary ding dongs
fucking retards

[Anonymous No.17592876]

>>17592018
Disney was already dead thanks to the SJWs taking control of the company.