/biz/ - Business & Finance

yess fucking dooo ittt

>>23096353
that argument doesn't work right now. No more mini alt bullrun. Alts are in fact bleeding out their collective asses.

>>22982469
Incredible

>>22175378
Nah, not until we get halts on open again.

>>17791154
You have to go back.

The chins have always been shit-stirrers and doomers, but you stupid fucking boomer shitcunts couldn't tell the difference between authentic support and desire to throw a spanner in the works. And now your fat faggot and your own retarded refusal to pull your head from the sand will doom you all. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving generation

This is the future you chose.

>>17679629
Yes, goy, hold for me, so I can swoop in and buy all those cheapies at the bottom, don't sell and do the same as me, and definitely don't sell it all and crash the whole ship

>>17675114
>saving the day
>with stimulus
that isn't a vaccine and it won't put chang and wong back to work in the ol' hubei factory. It may help a little in the short term but it won't do shit in the long haul and it certainly won't pull us out of the death spiral

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I KNEW YO U COULD DO IT CORONA-CHAN!!!!! TWO THOUSAND POINTS JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GOD BLESS YOU!!!!

Who's ready for Friday the 13th

>>17660309
did you miss me, /biz/?

It hasn't even begun.

>>17609154
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx
that money you speak of isn't waiting on the sidelines it's fucking fleeing to t-notes and bonds lol

>>17608568
this one?

>>17593853
Fair enough. I love all these virus memes though.

>they thought it was over
It is merely beginning.

>>17560154
Nothing lasts forever

Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain

Threadly reminder that Death Princess has a 1% mortality rate with world class care and 100% identification of infected and no exceptionally sick or old. E.g. 1.0% is the bedrock minimum mortality rate

Threadly reminder this is 33x the rate of even abnormally bad seasonal flu

Threadly reminder there will likely be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain

Threadly reminder that Death Princess has a 1% mortality rate with world class care and 100% identification of infected and no exceptionally sick or old. E.g. 1.0% is the bedrock minimum mortality rate

Threadly reminder this is 33x the rate of even abnormally bad seasonal flu

Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain.

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain.

Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine

>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

>>17532211
It's really that bad, going to scar the world for decades

Was a nothingburger faggot till last weekend when I saw the light, this is a legit happening

>it's just the flu bro!
Reasonal flu mortality rate is 0.05% +/- 0.04%, kills so few healthy people it's essentially 0% for them, and even for the sickly the rate is still so low it must be estimated statistically years after the fact by 'abnormal' death rates among that cohort. Corona Chan's mortality rate (even using massaged chicom numbers) is 0.2%-15%. SARS-CoV-2 literally has a higher mortality rate among the young and healthy than flu has among the sick and elderly.
>strongest economy evar, muh V-recovery!
Even if the economy were rock solid, we're only just pricing in damage that has already been sustained, we have yet to price in ongoing & future damage and have yet to see any panic selling
>but China is back to work!!
And is back to spreading Corona Chan. 28 day incubation period and asymptomatic carrier transmission guarantee this
>It's just doom & gloom to shake weak hands!
Nigger, please. The media and CDC/WHO have been bending over backwards to down play this. Every single pop-fin personally has been blitzkrieging "BUY THE DIP!"
>b-but the Fed!
Can do nothing. The value of the market has, and will continue, to fall in real terms. Unabashed printing will only cause runaway inflation as capital won't stay in the market without growth in real terms

>>17480001
God-empresses Corona Chan is going to kill all the boomers, why the markets are down, they've started cashing out, can't take it with them

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