/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53851678
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,147.417B, 102P = 21.053B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.141B, 104P = 20.598B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!
GME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON

shorts covered btw

Kek crypto baggies

Sure shorts can cover, but have they closed?
Answer: No

>53851693
what the fuck is this gay pasta posting supposed to fucking achieve?

rice president

ITS OVER FOR SHORTS. AMC TO THE MOON!

thanks for the bake aille-sama ;)
<3

*ahem*
to the shills:
"Nothing can stop what is coming"
Have a good rest of your weekend, gang.

WAGMI

>>53851693
>>53851706
>here two years later after shorts covered
delusional weekend faggie

>>53851678
stupid fuck baggots KEK

remember to kek and sneed all reddit posting

its the only thing we have to fear at this point

we are at the point in the big short where the jews do a backflip

fuck it feels good to own gamestocks

What did Warren Buffett mean by this?

RC Ryan Chobani needs to realise that over the past two years it's been more profitable to bet against his company than invest in it.

>>53851787
>To profit from shorting you must close buy buying shares
Still waiting on those $65bn securities sold but not yet bought

>H+OmDe/W
fuck off bvttfag

>>53851795
Doesn't know what a put it.
Sad. Many such cases.

WAGMI

>>53851787
fud or not this is low key true frfr
I guess it doesn't matter. I'm holding this stock because I'm scizo, not because I #TRUSTTHEPLAN

>>53851761
gentiles used to have ethics and do shit proper, by the books. kikes are lying trash that will lye cheat and steal in order to corrupt and bankrupt gentiles in the name of globohomo faggotry.

death to satanists.

>buying and holding is the way to invest
>our favorite holding period is forever

to
>you cant just hold stocks what are you doing you gotta sell so inflation goes away im really concerned with (your) money im just here every fucking moment of every fucking day bumping your thread or if the bakey is busy we will also bake for you plus we will run spin off topic threads as well but you cant just hold stocks ok? its been 2 years nothing could ever take 2 years its already happened but yeah were here everyday even on the fucking weekend but it happened already so it wont happen again but i cant explain why the ctb is so fucking high and why glitches keep popping up but you should sell for 10k because im a responsible person who cares about the welfare of the economy but you are degenerate gamblers but it already happened but im still here on the weekend getting paid in rice for my village ok

>>53851693
>GME and AMC
If I had a large popcorn for every time they said this I would dump it all into the stupid fucking mines Adam bought and tell him he had to eat his way out. No drinks allowed an extra salt of course.

fucking THREADLY reminder
next time u get kekked and asked when the squeeze is gonna be you post this

its already fucking over

tick tock

russell 2000 index - 1921
u just cant make this up >>53851857

>>53851857
>that pic
I love how Jim’s conclusion is that GME bad instead of the rational one (which is that GME is a fantastic hedge against a declining market). This alone shows he’s a hack fraud

>>53851879
things have never been so comfy

>>53851907
the deal is im just not paying back my student loans and im not going to work until a new social contract is in place and im so sorry but i just cant drs the whole boat and i wont nuke my body til im 60 so i can enjoy my geriatric years

oh no shills, will this take longer? another 2 weeks? another 2 years? oh no! ill have to take another couple naps and go to the gym a few more times! god damn you im fatigued from passively holding a fucking security

kek kathies

>>53851898
>'battleground stocks'
Don't call them stupid, our enemies aren't to be underestimated. They got too cocky and gave us an overly advantageous position.

What is even the case for this company's shares anymore?

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Lauer Loving Losers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53851965
It's a good stock, what do you mean

So covid taught men that work was making them miserable because there was no point to it, so they decided to do something else instead. Do enough side hustling to get by and then relax. People are worked way too hard fo no reward or chance for advancement. The fact is if you work too hard you're invaluable in thwt position and thus not promotable. Women are still falling for the carrot on the stick but their fallout is coming in the next 10 years when the female suicide rates will surge and may even outpace males. Of course somehow it will be men's fault but they won't care because they've already checked out.

>>53851736
>>53851742
kek weekend shillies
gotta love em; so dedicated to their job!
<3

>>53851965
a valid question, you organic poster! Would you like to discuss the current (self-reported) short interest, company fundamentals, decades of naked shorting prior to 2021, possibly being completely debt free with oodles of cash on hand ready to merge, acquire, or otherwise?

perhaps you'd like to consider we are now at 121 straight days of higher than 60% (once again, self reported) short volume in a day?

maybe you'd like to ponder the fact that reddit is gonna DRS the whole boat for us and although you may want to participate in that, you don't have to! you can trust in the fidelity rug.

you let me know what i can do for you friend

heres a start for you

>>53851986
Succinct and truth pilled. Although I would argue it was not covid, but the fact that men are only motivated if they can raise a healthy family. Now that is off the table there is little incentive to work really.

>>53851965
debt free company in a high interest rate environment, profitability projected for sometime this year

>>53851965
The case for someone asking this is, you can just go back to playing with your crypto and constantly worry about the SEC or another exchange imploding and stealing all of your money. Not financial advice.

ill be real with you all, i could go out and hustle and get some crazy bitch to be my wife and raise a child in a white state

i just dont want to. id rather be patient and work on getting mentally physically psychologically ready to be rich as fuck (not selling for 10k kek who would do that) >>53852007


sorry

My post number dictates the year of MOASS.

>>53851986
Efficiency isn't rewarded either. The only reward for working faster and harder is just more work. Plus they dangle the WFH carrot in front of everyone for 3 years and now they suddenly yoink that away. What's even the point in living life as human livestock for 40+ years? This shit is all fundamentally broken and it needs to be destroyed.

Ryan Cohen is the dad who went to get milk and didn't come back.

2021
RC: Buckle up, guys!
Hodlers: LETS GOOOOOO! WAGMI!!!

2023:
Hodlers: fuck... he will come back *looks in the mirror*

>>53851678
kek dumb fuck down 73% baggots

>>53852034
just 53 million more years bros!

Last two digits of this post is mondays closing price

>>53851986
women are pretty much just as demoralized in the current environment

>>53852069
checked

>>53852007
Having a family and land ownership are what makes a man feel invested. Not only do men today have neither of those things, they are actively cast aside by our society. It's a pretty bad recipe. Of course men don't give a fuck about our society, because our society doesn't give a fuck about them either.
picrel is long but good and somewhat relevant. Read it if you want to.

>>53852069
>sex number
waghs

>>53851693
Pretty much sums up how I feel I'm the last paragraph. I've basically given up hope of it actually happening, though I do believe in the basic premise. The fact that Cohen hasn't done the needful after all this time is making me feel like he either can't or won't.

>>53852007
Many younger men and women were convinced one way or another that they didn't want kids and that if you had kids too young, you failed and were guaranteed to be lower class for life. Men can be motivated without a family, but they do need a core cause to be loyal to and they do need to be "rewarded" for that loyalty or they will never feel fulfilled. For many family is probably the best and easiest choice. Women will soon feel this when they are no longer rewarded for just showing up which will happen once enough men check out. I think it's a somewhat self correcting problem bit it will have an economic and social impact that many on the outside will struggle to understand

>tfw MOASS

>>53852040
>This shit is all fundamentally broken and it needs to be destroyed.
You know I do imagine a white pilled scenario where we're being groomed to be better bosses than the boomers ever could have been so when the torch is finally passed productivity and public prosperity will actually skyrocket against all odds.

>>53852155
Not a chance. The people that would supposedly be grooming us for that are the same people that could've done it themselves.

>>53852170
I don't think it's an intentional grooming. I can't think of the right word to describe it atm but basically I think it's just a byproduct of how terrible they are at being bosses, politicians, etc.

>>53851986
>>53852040
>>53852088
>>53852125
They made it harder and harder for men to have land and families to raise them on. They attempted to make us homeless and destitute on the land our forefathers conquered. Now all I want to do is watch this red, white, and blue zombie clown show to burn in holy fire. GME is one of the few events that can potentially give us our franchise back, and correct course without wanton violence. /GME/ is the name, and /SIG/ is the game. There will be no quarter.

>>53852195
>Now all I want to do is watch this red, white, and blue zombie clown show to burn in holy fire.
I do think this is an inevitable outcome and I pray the right people are the ones caught in the fire when it does.

>>53852125
>Men can be motivated without a family
In the past these were mostly religious beliefs or work to make your nation (in the traditional definition of “ethnic group”) better. Systematic destruction of both means that there is now an entire generation of young men with nothing to live for and therefore nothing to lose. If you think this isn’t a societal crisis you quite simply haven’t opened a history book

>>53852040
The secret to happiness is not getting into the rat race. Downsize as much as you can, try to be debt free as you can. I work more than ever now because all of my energy is focused on financial freedom and it feels oddly attainable despite not even making a lot of money.

Also, everyone who does not have some money tucked away into the known moonshots such as silver, GME, and BBBY could potentially miss out on some major opportunities. You don't need to go all in or fret over it. Just put some chips down on the table.

>>53852005
Can you elaborate on the Fidelity rug?

>>53852221
Oh I agree it's a huge issue but with the right intervention I do think it can be fixed. I just don't think Mike Rowe begging men to become tradesman fixes anything or comes close to addressing the crisis, bit it does shine a light on it. It's just another boomer solution that fails to address the problem and let's them pat themselves on the back about how lazy "we" are. We'll never see a solution until someone that truly understands the problem is in power.

>Day of Hate
Wow GS showing their true bigoted colors baka

>>53851726
Absolutely nothing, this people still don't understand that they already lose, they're so stupid that don't see that closing their shorts the fastest will be better for them, GME investors are only growing and buying, DRSing more, I am really grateful to God that I am not one of them or one of their indian lackeys.

Lads how can I address being a coomer pre moass? I was in a ltr that ended in part because I was focused on accoomulating but it’s better off. I’m a handsome /fit/izen with a cool job in a major metro area. Started using old and it’s not hard to find a different partner every day (pretty too desu). This carousel ain’t it lads and I don’t want great wealth to further exacerbate my issue. Has anyone itt successfully settled down after similar circumstances?

>>53852433
YouTube channel Humble U media
Carl Jung Red Book Episode 1
Do the inner work
Build your infinite paradise.
Isekai yourself into the depths.

I do not speak it freely. I speak because I must. I speak because the spirit takes away the joy of life if I do not speak.

>shorts covered
They didn't.
Even if they did, with DRS any new short position can turn into a infinite short squeeze.

Last two digits are Monday's closing price

>>53852552
Based thanks and will review this weekend

>>53852567
remember covered mean can kicking , closing means buying

>>53852247
i can give you lore but i dont have any ss's

chatgpt fortold that fidelity rugs are the ones you want to buy if you gonna have your securities with brokers

im sure someone has the fidelity rug ss

i do have this rare (tm) lore

they dont legally have to close but im gonna have to ask you to continue to cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJVKWon9m0Q

Holy shit they are really trying to push this article pretending it's journalism

>>53852716
ive seen shit like that right next to stories about the war, no bullshit. i know the feed plays off your interest but its very clear they are just pulling anything and everything written or spoken about and putting it in there

reminds me of this

>>53852731
>how to spot a bot 101

one of the twitch personalities did a hit piece on gamestop and i found it interesting

i cant imagine someone coordinating to pay him

i also cant imagine him doing it for free

https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal/status/1241031198786433025?lang=sv

>>53852762
That's just a boomer

>>53852802
I hate that closeted faggot so much

>>53852716
>daily dot
coming full circle to gamergate again, it was always going to be gamers that brought them down

>>53852838
Not when you see the same thing parroted that the shills parroted here for a year or 2

>>53852802
Charlie is one of those people that seems reasonable at a glance, but if you actually dig deeper you find out he's a fucking retard.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my show. I'm your host, Cim Jamer, and today we're going to be discussing one of the most talked-about companies in the market right now. GME, Gamestop. Now I know that many of you there are mad this stock stole your pensions, hoping you will be refunded, but let me tell you, the naked shorts don't lie. GME's over-shorting by institutional investors was dire, and they didn't go under. First of all, let's talk about shorts. GME has been struggling to shake off shorts in a post 08 market. The company's NFT approach is cutting edge, and the rest of the market has not even considered this technology. In addition, they have a strong focus on long-term profitability, and a broad base of die-hard buyers at any price.


And let's not forget about the lack of competition they are facing, the market cannot even try to catch up. The NFT industry is going to be littered with the corpses (bankruptcy type) of Coinbase™, Fidelity™, and OpenSea™ are giving their lunch away, and it's only a matter of time before GME is a monopoly. Now, I know that some of you may be thinking, "But Cim, what about the the class action suits? Surely the SCOTUS will rule against them?" Well, let me tell you, that is fueled by speculation, not legal theory. It's nothing more than a hope you wish is true.


In short, GME is a company that is before it's prime and ahead of the game. The numbers don't lie, and it's clear that this company is headed for the moon. My advice to you: If you're holding onto GME stock, it's time to hold, and hold forever. Because if you don't you're going to be the one left holding the bag when the bottom falls out. rocket ship emoji, stock chart up emoji, money bag emoji.

>>53851983
actual 10

>>53852221
jreg has a new video on the subject of destruction of community social circle, pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AHDACDch_w

>>53852802
I can imagine a twitch streamer being corrupt

>>53852867
>eceleb
>Retarded
You don't say!

>>53852214
>I do think this is an inevitable outcome and I pray the right people are the ones caught in the fire when it does
You worry too much, I've been guilty of it too. At the end of the day, the fraud can only go on for so long before it blows up in everyone's faces. Make no mistake, the European people's and their descendants are not going anywhere. This fact makes TPTB seethe as they desperately try to goad us into killing either each other or ourselves. There will always be good and savvy people, and they'll be the ones to weather the storm, and in time, be fruitful, and multiply, while the complacent (city-slickers) will be wondering what's going on as they're being lined up against the wall. We secretly live and will continue to live in a golden age of opportunity, the (((demoralization propaganda))) machine makes up believe otherwise.

>>53852877
If Cramer went on his show and said this, I would unironically sell

>>53852924
>makes up believe
*makes us believe otherwise
That's what I get for phonepoasting lmao

>>53852883
Hedge funds be like: You gonna do something about it? No? Then shut the fuck up! We got our boy Gary Gensler, homie Dave Lauer and the main man, the legend, the best there is RYAN COHEEEENN. What we would do without him we cant even imagine. Probably we would be dead, yeah possibly already dead long time ago. So big salute to that guy! We got this under control.

>>53852948
Nope, too late, you made a typo you're an indian shilly. SNEED.

>>53852867
I thought he was kinda funny when I was a dumbass college student, but then I realized his degeneracy isn’t a joke and he only has like five things he ever says

>>53852929
why? You own Comcast. You probably handed him the script.

>>53852883
these hedgies need to be trimmed back

>>53852961
I've never been a big watcher of him but what really threw me off of Charlie was when he tried to argue that the opening Pokemon card packs meta was somehow different then the gambling on stream meta. He just sounded like a straight retard to me after that. Also I don't like his monotone voice either.

Just lost my second relationship over the stonk...

There are obviously more contributing factors but the stonk has seemed to be the straw that’s broken the camels back in my last two relationships. My first partner had been my best friend for close to a decade before we started dating and she was my regular buddy to dive down rabbit holes with, she refused to follow me down this one and wouldn’t give the DD the time of day, she eventually ended things with me half way through 21. My relationship that ended last night lasted for just under a year and during that time every time I brought up the movement to create lasting change in our markets I would get dismissed because my partner had the mainstream view that crypto and the stock market are just scams and toys for the rich, no matter the approach I’d take I’d get met with a shrug and an empty stare. Feeling pretty down today but know I’ll come through better on the other side with all my fellow apes. Love this shrewdness.

>>53852863
Kek, fair. Seeing the blockbuster comparison so much is uncanny.

I just watched Jesus Revolution

Fuck. That movie gets to you.

>>53852552
Based Jung enjoyer, God bless your soul

>>53853037
>low critic score
>almost perfect audience score

Seems like a certain “chosen people” don’t want their brainwashed pawns to see this movie

>>53852883
they've legalized ponzi mechanics so long as you register yourself as a broker

>>53853027
Guess it's time for me to just shut the fuck up about Gamestop to my SO's, it's only gonna be interesting when the world finds out we were early and not wrong. Right now, it's just bothersome because the complexity of the situation creates a very high bar of entry (into complex topics).

Robert Heinlein: "Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

When I see my next girlfriend not giving a shit, or even getting quite irritated, I'll forgo my dopamine rush of a nice data dump because I know she won't be getting any dopamine from it.

>>53853037
Same, but it was a weird trip seeing Jonathan Roumie but he’s not Jesus

>>53853070
My partner wanted to talk about money and planning for the future and frankly I don’t believe in a future without MOASS, I’m not here for the gains, I’m here for the societal change.

The people in my life always want to discuss my plans for personal financial security and never want to talk about how to achieve societal financial security. So long as injustice exists anywhere it is a threat to justice everywhere.

>>53853126
I’m not worried about either of them post MOASS, I still love them both dearly and will happily make sure they never seriously want for anything in the new society we will build, they just won’t have direct access to the infinity pool themselves.

>>53853126
>partner

are you a cowboy or BETYA MAIL?

>>53853145
Girlfriend.
Fuck off.

After the first relationship ended I wasn’t really looking for a new one, really just wanted to focus on myself and what I could contribute to the movement, but she pursued me and I let myself get distracted. Going to refocus and try to stay mindful on what’s important, there will be plenty of time for personal relationships after Kenny and co are behind bars and we can start building a functional society again.

>>53853155
I do not fault her for her ignorance, she has fought through a lot of hardship in her young life and a person can only pay attention to so much. The issue mostly was pressed by condescending remarks about GameStop and my investment choices, I can respect not being interested in the stock market but I can’t tolerate being ridiculed for your lack of understanding.

No one gives a fuck about your faggot problems.

>>53853155
>Girlfriend
So why did you call her your partner instead of your girlfriend?

>>53853172
I plan on following the teachings of Garfield after MOASS. Real g’s move in silence, like lasagna. There will be signs don’t get me wrong, but most of those signs will be investments in infrastructure and community programs. Real financial security doesn’t come to us as individuals but rather when society as a whole has been secured, there’s no security net to slip through when everyone is laying on a bed.

>>53853174
Don't read it then if you don't like it

>>53853185
Why does it bother you?

Anyways, I have a few shares set aside for family and friends to help fuel any passion projects they may have that can improve/give back to society and one for each of my nephews to make sure they’re taken care of, beyond that I plan on using my portion of the moon to invest directly in communities and local driven initiatives.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>53853201
She noped the fuck out without doing ANY due diligence, and I think it's fair to say I dodged a bullet. That’s pretty much what it came down to in our fight yesterday. She kept telling me that she just didn’t agree with me, but couldn’t point out anything she disagreed with me on besides that she didn’t think change was possible or that changing the stock market wouldn’t have any broader effects on society. I told her I didn’t feel respect for me or my ideas because I had tried to show how this change was possible and what action can be taken to enact it but rather than engage in those discussions and provide specific criticisms I was always met with vagaries and disinterest save maybe one or two occasions where I got her to engage for maybe 15-20 minutes. She called me around 1:30 am and told me she couldn’t keep doing this and I guess that’s that.

>>53853201
>Why does it bother you?
Why wouldn't it?

>>53853223
>answering my question with a question

>>53852955
You have to go back.

>>53853232
he's right faggot. "partner" is some gay shit. and you're a fucking retard for having actual discussions with your GIRLFRIEND, especially about our play.
now stop spamming your blog dumbfuck nobody cares. get filtered

>>53853242
>phonepoasting
sneed shilly.

>>53853232
But why not just call her your girlfriend?

>>53853253
>Getting this emotional over reading the word partner
lol

>>53853263
Because it triggers incels

liquidity drying up

>>53853223
you sound like his girlfriend

>>53853261
Indian women are literally built for BWC. It's like they just can't help themselves.

>>53853201
>I plan on using my portion of the moon to invest directly in communities and local driven initiatives.

how so?

>get broken up with
>call someone else an incel
no, that does make sense, actually

>>53853272
I mean that's just ad hominiem, your taking a word traditionally from the LGBTQ community then ciswashing it to a straight relationship.

This whore is just copy pasta-ing preddit comments

>>53853287
I work for a co-op that is a member owned cooperative, while it’s an infinitely superior workplace to a standard corporation because it is answerable to the people that shop with us it still pales in comparison to a worker owned cooperative. In the structure of a cooperative each owner is a partner in the business and given equity. I plan to fix this.

>>53853289
I will be just fine OP, to quote Jacopo, "Do you not understand? You are now wealthier than any man I have ever heard of. What ever your problems were, they are over". Now, I am not glorifying or encouraging any revenge but when these two women come trying to scrape back into my life I can choose to be petty or be the bigger person.

"Do your worst and I shall do mine, then fates will know you as we know you."

I do not fault her for her ignorance, she has fought through a lot of hardship in her young life and a person can only pay attention to so much. The issue mostly was pressed by condescending remarks about GameStop and my investment choices, I can respect not being interested in the stock market but I can’t tolerate being ridiculed for your lack of understanding. That said I still love her dearly and know her to be a good person at heart, she will be provided for after MOASS, just no direct access to the infinity pool.

They released trannies, dykes, faggots, kikes, chinks, niggers and bots into all the shit I liked and I cannot wait for subhumans to starve already.

the reddit fud has been relentless. im not going to say its easy to read and think that some color skin hands wrote these things is just relentless on the soul. its so hard to read.

counterpoint:
this is the best they have to offer
they have no counter point and can only make you feel unsettled like you have placed yourself with people you couldnt stand
they can only push feelings that this isnt going fast enough
if you do feel like you wasted your time, you wouldnt have done a fucking thing in those two years and you fucking know it. there is no better play than this.

the reality is you brought yourself here for a reason

get fucking comfy raj u stuck here

>>53853330
>I work in a cooperative
But don't understand why they don't scale big?

>In the structure of a cooperative each owner is a partner in the business and given equity
like how public corporations can too, right?

>bending over backwards to let ex pardners back in your life

This is a radical egalitarian everyone. Xe will soon be separated from his money, regardless of how many 0s.

>>53853273
all late last year and now

pottery

Hi..!

I would kindly like to redeem my shares...!

How I trade shares for rupees????

>>53853317
kek meltdownies

A lot of our relationship centered around a shared passion for societal reforms and trying to make the world a better place to live, so I’m naturally going to fall back on to what I know to be the most efficient path to helping clean up the world. Changing other things becomes a lot less difficult when the people paying to keep them that way cease to have money.

I have no need for models, I’m looking for someone to change the world with.

>>53853386
I actually do have an exit plan. When hedgies fall like rain, I will begin to sell a share at a time as long as they continue to thank me after each one. I have over two thousand shares.

>>53853635
So you want to change the world and you refuse to acknowledge your inappropriate misappropriation of terminology from marginalized groups? Thanks a lot Hitler.

Bong here, I was just getting the bus back and checked the time, it stopped on 7:41 for at least a minute, what does this mean?

>>53853680
>Attempting this hard to troll
Nice try

>>53853689
It means in that moment you energetically aligned with Ryan Cohen. It happens when you least expect it and when you most expect it.

>>53853707
>It's not misappropriation they're just trolling!
Yeah fuck you chud. I can see why your ex bailed on your arse.

>>53853747
>Attempting this hard to shill
Nice try

>baggies STILL think GME will let them make it
kek dumb baggies

>>53853741
checked
>741 roll for a conversation about 741
what is this magick?
where can one learn it LOL

>>53853788

>>53853753
Again you're pretending I'm not raising a valid point. Do you know how hard it is for LGBTQ retail traders to make a living especially on GameStop and then you feel the need to appropriate our words for literally zero reason? No one, either cis or queer, would bat an eye if you said Girlfriend instead of partner. Instead you feel the need to half bait the discourse by saying partner. Be better.

>>53853126
>partner

>mfw baggots rope

>>53853888
uhhh dumb fuck baggie bros.... what does it mean when a kekker gets good digits?

>>53853897
controlled opposition

>>53853801
Take the purple pill

I sure hope we get a tweet from Ryan Cohen this week! That would be swell and would turn my diamond hands into adamantium!
WAGMI fellow apes!!!

>>53853897
bagstop bros
it's over
If someone posts a collage saying it's over, then it's totally over.

>>53853214
>Having a girlfriend
>Discussing anything your'e doing with a gf
>Reducing yourself to asking the opinion of said gf
NGMI

>>53853951
>partner
>GF
NGMI

>nooooooooooooo don't buy and hold shares long term and have faith in your company
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEM THEM

>>53853841
nigger

>>53853027
>Dear diary
>my fellow apes
Go back baggot faggot.

>>53853070
>tfw you thought you would get vindication 2 years ago with your ex but she was right.

LMFAO
Shorts closed - even women know this

holy fuck this is the best baggie cope general i've seen all year
thank you dumb fuck broken up with baggot

>>53854155
Your very presence in this thread proves that I'm right about my investment

Why would you be so concerned about my investment

If MOASS was impossible why would you need to try so hard to convince me

Why are you so worried about where I put my money

Exactly.

>>53854291
You said the same thing 4 times I see why they all leave. You simply don't know when to give up and shut the fuck up.
Youve turned this thread into your diary with 20 paragraphs stating woe is me. You will never make it.

Kek crypto baggies

>>53854353
>Still shilling
Tell Kenny thanks for the future lambo

>>53854363
>Still bitchless
Your ex is laughing about you right now:
"He thought he would get 10 million per share in 2019..it's 2023!!"

>>53854353
pathetic. I kek BBBaggies better than you and I do it for free.

>>53853741
>741

kek weekend baggies

kek dumb fuck broken up with baggots

>>53854551
>>53854518
>Shilling on the weekend
Oh yeah... I'm thinking I bought the right stuff

>>53854560
>bitchless baggie doesn't understand trolling for free

>>53854576
Nobody would try this hard to convince me to sell for free LOL

>>53854583
That's the part you misunderstand, baggie bro. I don't want you to sell. Ever.
I want you to keep buying more. I want you to keep the dream of becoming a billionaire overnight alive. I want you to put everything you absolutely can into this shitstock.
Keep buying more and never. fucking. sell.

>I'm in a cult
>I'm in a cult and I like it
>I'm in a cult and I aint ever leaving

Until Reddit IPO's and fucks everything. They'll probs allow the MOASS then and let it run up to like 4-5k.

Happy Misaturday

wagit

kek desperate weekend baggots

I plan on using my shares to run for the office of God-emperor of the USA and using my new found position to just straight up nuke Israel with whatever arsenal we have available at the time, not only does the USA cease to exist for our sins but we also redeem ourselves in the end truly the best possible outcome

>>53854807
what the hell?? this is EXACTLY what I was going to do... we're gonna need more nukes!

Are we at 51% yet? I'm ready to be voted onto the board of directors and finish this shit myself.

>>53854611
>misunderstand
You are one weird ass mother fucker. You either have literally no fucking life or you are have agenda. Let me guess your next line, "oh I love laughing at you retard baggies".

So predictable. You mindless dumb faggot. Please educate us with a reason of why you pollute these gme threads with your opinions? And dont include anything about "love to laugh at baggies". Because that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Let me tell you why we are here- because we have an invested interest. So please educate us you mindless fucker.

>>53854886
I have been ready to transition to a rich man for 2 years now

>>53854886
I thought we were approach 60%.

>>53854912
It looks like it's about 28% here >>53854911

>>53854969
Retard thats of total outstanding, not the free float.

>>53854991
When 50% of total outstanding shares are DRSed we can vote for a NFT dividend, board positions and more and there's nothing institutions or insiders can do about it.

>>53854907
>another baggie new to the internet
also
>oh I love laughing at you retard baggies
Yes. My goals are beyond a stupid ass bagroid brain's understanding.

>>53855004
>can vote for
That would require the board calling for said vote.

>>53855009
https://www.sec.gov/divisions/corpfin/rule-14a-8.pdf
>Who is eligible to submit a proposal, and how do I demonstrate to the company that I am eligible? (1) To be eligible to submit a proposal, you must satisfy the following requirements:
>(i) You must have continuously held:
>(A) At least $2,000 in market value of the company's securities entitled to vote on the proposal for at least three years; or
>(B) At least $15,000 in market value of the company's securities entitled to vote on the proposal for at least two years; or
>(C) At least $25,000 in market value of the company's securities entitled to vote on the proposal for at least one year; or

>>53855029
>all of retail is one entity or PAC
No

>>53855037
Obviously only proposals which are supported by almost all of the GME investing community would be passed.
Anyone from retail can propose a proposal to vote on during the annual shareholder meeting. Currently insiders + DRS is 41%, so outcomes would depend on i.e. blackrock or retail broker votes.
The board can only exclude proposals with proper case, however in reality you will have to start a lawsuit to combat a proposal exclusion.
>Question 7: Who has the burden of persuading the Commission or its staff that my proposal can be excluded? Except as otherwise noted, the burden is on the company to demonstrate that it is entitled to exclude a proposal.

>>53854807
Well you have my vote

>>53854835
I also nominate this man to run as your Vice GE

>>53854611
>Reverse psychology
It's close huh

>>53853911
the tweets he's made this yil haven't been very Cohenherent

>>53855004
>>53855029
>>53855067
I like your funny words magic man

>>53855094
God damn I wish I got paid to shit these threads up
Anybody got a link to a shill application?

>>53855009
>>53854991
That's why I'm being elected, dummy. We've been over this for a year and a half. And we have to get to 51% of the total issued, not just the free float. Let's just say my ideals run counter to ESG, Blackrock and Vanguard would never vote for me.

How do my baggie bros cope during the weekend? For me its weed and porn

>>53854665
>let it run up to like 4-5k
Ken's algo wouldn't be able to keep up

kek dumb fuck coomer stoner baggots

I'm going to see Jesus Revolution tomorrow. Just reaffirming that whether MOASS happens on Earth or Jesus comes back first, I still MOASS either way. Eat shit atheists and muslims.

>>53855004
>maybe the real moass was the political power we gained along the way

Why the fuck is half the thread about some faggot fucking Jesus movie and the other half about some fucking faggot muh pronouns?

>>53855391
Maybe the real MOASS was us finding jesus

>around 30 shares in CS
>40 shares in fidelity
AIGMI?

>>53855391
Shills usually go hard on off topic divisive dubjects hoping to chase away regulars so they can tout the lowered engagement as evidence that interest is waning.

>>53855414
Yea but like... it's working?? This fucking board has gotta be infested with non hand posters and leldditors.

>>53855391
gme baggies are stuck spamming these threads with nonsense because they all know dead/super slow threads demoralize fellow gme baggies (supposedly closer than ever to being millionaires but threads are dying). Lots of baggies even resort to fake "indian shilly" posting to give other baggies something to respond to. We've entered a new plane of cringe levels but it's still entertaining.

>>53855408
No, none of us will. But neither will they.

>>53855406
>finding jesus
you're not going to find him in a movie theater

>>53855205
Exercise and sleep, I am starting a new business for the sole intention to buy and DRS more shares. WAGMI frens!

>>53855408
Without doubt

>>53855424
Of course it works, they just brute force the solution if they feel it doesn't. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy. On the plus side outside of optics it has zero effect on the play.

>>53855434
>Eternal salvation, low low price of one adult ticket.
Faux ass holiday Christians.

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES
E
K

C
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Y
P
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B
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Keep seething. I know you are.

Wagmi!
Slava Ukraini

Fuck Ukraine

>>53851678
Is your picrel a very vague merchant rotated upside down?

>>53855481
idk how many of the shills are actual crypto baggies. I'm beginning to think the large majority are meltdownies and wsb/smg faggots. most probably post on buttcoin as well

>>53855551
Delete this

>>53855551
now THIS is advanced fud

>>53855551
Holy fuck. Does this confirm MOASS??

>>53855551
Zelensky is going to use all the US money and instead of buying nukes he is going to lock the float and start MOASS! Slava Ukraina!

>>53855648
no, because Ukraine is going to become an ash heap

>>53855665
That’s the most based shit I’ve ever read.

>>53855408
I hope you do. I hope I do too.

>>53855665
He could do it by selling 10 tank or some shit, thank god he a retarded puppet.

BUCK BREAKING KENNY

Kek, remember that time when

I need this to MOASS so i can lose my virginity already.
t. 41 year old kissless hugless virgin

Look if we're just gonna turn the gme thread into /k/ posting then I'm gonna need a signed permission slip from the janny that posting webm's of soldiers getting turned into tomato sauce isn't gonna get me banned.

day 99999999 of RAIN CONE FAGGOT ASS LOSER VAPORWARE GARBAGE TURN AROUND RADIO SILENCE FROM LOSER DFV TRASH NFT PLANTFORM DIABLO 3 AUCTION HOUSE 2.0 ABSOLUTE GARBAGE COMPANY RAIN CONE SHOULD BE LYNCHED BY SHAREHOLDERS DID NOTHING BUT PUT A DILL DOE UP HIS ASS WHILE HIS GAY ASS COMPANY WAS PCO"ED ACROSS BROKERS RC YOUR DAD WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU ASSHOLE LOSER JOKE KIKE RETARD FAGGOT NIGGER HIRE MORE BOTS AND REDDITARDS TO SHILL FOR YOU MORON DO NOTHING JOKE OF A CHAIRMAN ABSOLUTE GARBAGE

>>53855747
you held bags for two straight years going on three?
kek yeah i sure do

You invest in GME because you’re not a man. You’re afraid of work, you’re weak, you’re entitled.

>>53856068
Yes

Chad_yes.jpg

I invest in GME because I hate Wall Street parasites and I hate being the livestock of corrupt and greedy corporations.

>>53853272
If people didn't know you were a faggot from you vocabulary or faggy blog posts, they do now. I can't imagine reading any of your retarded ass paragraphs.

>>53856068
I invest in gme almost entirely with the hopes that me holding it will lead to a bunch of old faggots jumping in front of a train. I legitimately don’t even care about the money anymore.

I invested in GME because it was funny, but now that I know it causes vatnik seethe too I buy even more.

I invest in GME because Christ is King and He’s coming back with a vengeance to rid the world of evil.

>>53853027
LMAO HOLY FUCK HE REPOSTED THIS SHIT ON SUPERFAGGOT
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11bmq41/just_lost_my_second_relationship_over_the_stonk/

>>53856371
at least he went back

>>53856371
Dumb fuck commie faggot.

>>53856371
It's timestamped from before the posts showed up here

>>53856400
I resent you for this comment, I am not, nor will ever be communist piece of shit
>>53856416
Even more interesting. Was OQH+I4b/ LARPing?

>>53856068
I sincerely from the bottom of my heart invest in this shit because i want to see the death of current western culture and the global scam we are all subject to, if there is anything left after this ill use my wealth to kick it over the edge

>>53856430
>Bruh what if we like, you know like just collectivize as a like a real co op man!
Get your hippie shit back to plebbit.

>>53856430
>>53856454
NM, thought you were OQH+I4b/

>>53855005
Wow you really are a true retard. Do better you infian israeli shill fag boy. If you really want to influence the conversation for your agenda to benefit then I reccomend you go to your dipshit boss and quit. Because your shill ass isnt doing anything positive for your retard agenda. Dumb faggot

>>53856504
It really doesn't matter what I do at the end of the day because nothing is changing the fact that GME is NEVER squeezing again and you've thrown the last two years of your life away for nothing.
I really just enjoy that my shitty shilling get you baggots so fired up thinking that holding your bags tighter will make you rich. It's just great.

>>53855428
>Sat
That is some top tier shill cope you have going on. You must be one of the smarter israeli shills. Did boss daddy give you a raise for that thought you dumb faggot

>>53856437
>Following advice from reddit is going to end degenerate western culture and globalism

>>53856371
HE'S AN ANTIGUN FAGGOT TOO AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/10j0s1v/i_think_im_going_to_throw_up/j5ksu58/?context=3

>>53856530
Fired up? Are you as dumb as a bag of rocks? If you dont quit then your going to get canned. Because a chatgpt bot could be more effective in shilling hedgie faggots then you

I'd like everyone to appreciate the fact that we made Gensler sit through a gamestop-reddit conference call, we own him.

>>53856611
The smug cunt just deflected the whole time though

>>53856570
I fucking WISH I got paid for this shit baggie bro. If any hedgies are trying to get more paid shills drop a link to an application. As it stands I fucking hate you reddit faggots and what you've done to the /biz/ I loved in the past two years and literally just want all baggots to fucking ROPE

>>53856633
We don’t hire often, but sent a resume and a portfolio of your skill at getting engagement on social media and in forums to my email. ForgeWorksRecruiting@protonmail.com

If you have a decent portfolio, we’ll get into a discussion about comp.

>>53856547
>CHAZ: 2 inch dirt farming in the park (everything dies)
>Canadian Truckers: framing high quality sheds from bare lumber in the street

>>53851678
Keep hating hedgies. We winning. Funny thing is I hope the price goes lower so I can buy more

>>53856633
you could just ignore it?

haven't been here in about 8 months
is the stock dead or am i gonna be rich this year
currently holding about $40k worth

>>53856663
>ForgeWorksRecruiting@protonmail.com
Oh, okay this is where I need to send goreporn to, got it.

>>53856748
That’s money you could have spent on making your children’s lives better. Instead you blew it on a get-rich-quick scheme. Truly pathetic.

>>53856769
im a 37 year old virgin

>>53856787
Great response to being called pathetic.

>>53856809
thank you

>>53856633
>make multiple threads about gamestop
>"I hate what you're doing to /biz/
Feel free to quit your job and go back to moderating reddit full time.

>>53856547
Completely unsurprising. I'm sure he and his partner will become two of those fags who die from sticking shit up their rectums.

>>53856068
>You invest in GME because you’re not a man.
You mean OP will finally be a woman?

Threadly reminder that BBBY baggies are NGMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJwJaqjEac

Bros is it ever gonna happen? Can our chairman be trusted or is he one of them?

>>53857156
>is it gonna happen?
depends on retail drs'ing the entire float and/or the algo servers breaking
>can rc be trusted
maybe but it doesn't matter. don't put your trust in humans period.

>>53856769
>>53856787
>>53856809
>>53856910

>>53857154
Kys

>>53857241
You do know that's Brother Nathaniel you posted right?

>>53857310
The real Mihailo dies in the 1930's so there's possibly no photograph of him.

>>53856679
if the price would go down to $1 i would buy an additional 100k shares. it won't ever go that low again though. the chance to buy the dip was when it hit $15.

>shills start narrative about pro-gme shills mixed in with the "so tired of RC" posting.
>Thread splitting and anti baker shit starts back up
>Where there were once just "still gme general" posts in the catalog every day, now /biz/ is spammed with annoying faggots pretending to be pro-gme to get yous from outside /gme/
No one in /gme/ gives a shit about the rest of the board. If any of them gave a shit they'd post in the thread.
>Probably the same Faggot spams thread all day with fake and gay larps and pretends to be pro-gme
Sloppy job. And I'm supposed to believe you do all of this on the weekend for free? When there are an infinite number of things you can do?

>>53857374
I'm honestly insulted that they still think that low effort shit will have any effect whatsoever. This is what happens when someone gets too drunk off the power of propaganda. Mind games won't work against autism.

>>53856633
>I fucking hate you gme faggots and what you've done to my subleddit.
>I-I CAN'T PUMP AND DUMP MY WSB BAGS ANYMORE WAHHHH
Not to hard to read between the lines especially since no one on this board gives a shit about anything other than their coin stacks. You're basically the guy that still can't get over how cool he was in High School except you were never cool and no one gave a shit about you.

>>>/tv/181065049
The dunks are spreading

>>53857497
/biz/ runs on dunkin

I have one hundred shares in drs book entry. Am I going to make it?

>>53857575
YGMI

>>53857575
aww yea

>>53857416
He misses the days when all he had to do was pump and dump stocks online. Now that GME left the plantation his job and life became a nightmare and he hates us for it. GME has ruined him just like Scott Adams was ruined by /pol/. Any other person would have just moved on to something else by now and accepted that were just a bunch of autists. It's as if there is an outside force keeping him here against his will.

>>53857154
was actually a decent vid

>>53857575

post

>>53857865
and another quality post

Hope I get a cool ID

>>53858178
at least it's DRS colored

>>53858178
You can borrow mine

>I'm not gay.

man whoever found captaindantes stuff found a whole load of quality fud

be prepared maybe take a peak yourself

theres enough there to last days

kek kathies
(this is the best they can do)

>Why yes, I do everything possible to get my mods doxxed and the website torched by glowniggers, how did you know?

BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP

THIS IS AN UNVERIFIED GAMESTOCKS ALERT

BEEP BEEP BEEP

WE MIGHT HAVE A YUMPER AT CITADEL

BEEP BEEP BEEP

tick tck

https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/more-details-emerge-billionaire-thomas-lee-suicide

just when you thought you are fatigued and all tuckered out from passively holding a gamestock

guys ive been up all night trying to figure out how you could ever close countless short positions ranging from $1-20 (presplit) but i think ill sleep tight like a baby this evening

>>53858556
>>53858544

Reminder : Citadel posted the highest recorded profits of any hedgefund
Reminder: you're down 60% since the end of 2022
Reminder: you're all fucking losers

thats funny, because here's the article you are quoting and by golly does it sure have a different tone when you read it

you can read, right?

:)

>>53858544
>I-I can't close BANG

and here he is, mr. "HEAD OF NARRATIVES"

you cant make this shit up

(shocker)

https://www.crunchbase.com/person/joshua-zeitz

EZ Clap

this is the only one i could pull out of 14 on the wayback machine, rest are erroring out on "too many requests"

Off Thomas lees website

God damn those pesky redditors drsing the float and cracking mysteries again

>>53858680
kek hedgies

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHOS GONNA GIVE TRICIA A LITTLE JINGLE JANGLE ON THE TELLY MATE

i wonder what world will be left after gamestocks is done with it

>>53857548
>I fuckin love Dunkin

>>53858680
https://www.linkedin.com/in/angelazeitz

why how interesting, his wife works at BNY MELLON

where have i heard that name

>>53858542

>>53858630
capped for reference

>>53858649
>Boomer Century
>a Democrat
>NYT/WaPoo
>((()))
Every Single Time

>>53858876
>>53858876
>>53858876
Threaded.

>>53858888
Omg would you look at those BEEEAAAAUTIFUL DIGITS
CHEEEEEECKEDD!!!