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infinity pool original 1/1

>>55678118
i know what the goal is, having applicable broker pressure during times of duress poses the most threat due to the underlying volatility

its a fucking joke

drs. but i keep the fidelity rug nearby for glowniggers like this >>55678085

no, he think IM KEITH

would you post one of the AI prodigy guy in front of the bbbn sign wont u bb boy>>55599196

it always knew

>>55262583
i dont like the name but i like the product

Repostan:
DOJ is probing UBS and Credit Suisse 3 days after UBS offers to buy Debit Sussies.
DTCC is forcing UBS to re-neg on it's purchase of Debit Sussie being a 7% holder of UBS.
Debit Sussies inherited a steaming pile of leveraged derivative^2 from Archegos capital regarding GME.

If UBS manages to get out, the BIS picks up the bill through the interconnected network of derivatives that are forced to settle in default.

Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties:
>Hudson bay capital (BBBY)
Barclays
BNP Paribas
>Merrill Lynch
National Financial Services
State Street
>UBS
BNP Paribas
>Goldman Sachs
Paloma
>BOFA
>Citi Group
>Deutsche Bank AG
>JP Morgan (Fed Reserve)
Morgan Stanley
>Credit Suisse (Biggest swap party)
>JP Morgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities
>Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn
Fidelity Prime Services
>Morgan Stanley
Northern Trust
>Morgan Stanley Fund Services (Cayman)

>Implying banks with CDSs already mooning and/or crashing in market price
>Implying the Caymans are also not safe from GME

These short-hedge parties have to facilitate infinite fiat redemptions to GME holders due to a logic error in the stock market. Quadrillions of derivative bets comes tumbling down.
This kills every fiat-based Central Bank in the world.

>You can't kill the BIS
The entire asset set (AND value) of the BIS is dwarfed with the obligations Archegos heel-striked the counterparties with. Central banks are checkmated to step in and backstop to prevent whole-market neck-snapping volatility, The equivalent fiat output to 95% GDP of BIS is...infinitely more times by the number of counterparties required to close.
With Cayman Islands exposure, every fiat connected hedgehole is exposed.
This includes every nation the listed counterparties hold derivatives in.
This directly affects the performance of the central banks and if every one of the 63 central BIS banks are in ruin...

...The whole house of cards falls down.

>>54315213
el classico

>>53852247
i can give you lore but i dont have any ss's

chatgpt fortold that fidelity rugs are the ones you want to buy if you gonna have your securities with brokers

im sure someone has the fidelity rug ss

i do have this rare (tm) lore

i've been generous with the (you)s and engagement this morning because im just real clean like that but feeding season is over

its jumping time

>>52713583
i see u doggy

im working on myself each day

Anyway, you should talk to Google Assistant, Sophia, OpenAI and Sunway in that order. They are assistants after all considering M IV.

This is my favorite screencap so far.

I want to devise a virus
To bring dire straits to your environment
Crush your corporations with a mild touch
Trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus
I want to make a super virus
Strong enough to cause blackouts in every single metropolis
'cause they don't want to unify us
So fuck it total anarchy
Can't nobody stop us

You see late in the evening
Fucked up on my computer and my mind starts roaming
I create like a heathen
The first cycles of this virus I can send through a modem
Infiltration hits your station
No microsoft or enhanced dos will impede
Society thinks their safe when
Bingo! harddrive crashes from the rendering
a lot of hackers tryed virus's before
Vaporize your text like so much white out
I want it where a file replication is a chore
Lights out shut down the entire whitehouse
I don't want just a bug that could be corrected
I'm erecting immaculate design
Break the nation down section by section
Even to the greatest minds its impossible to find

I want to devise a virus
to bring dire straits to your environment
crush your corporations with a mild touch
trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus

I want to develop a super virus
Better by far then that old why 2 k
This 3030 the time of global unification break right through they
terminals, burn em all
Slaves to silicon
Curupt politicians with leaders and their keywords
F.B.I and spys stealin bombs
Decipitate their plans in their face and catch the fever
Everybody loot the stores get your caned goods
Even space stations are having a hard time
Beast keeepers seek to take our manhood
Which results in the form of global aparthied
Ghettos are trash dumps with gas pumps
Exploding and burnt out since before the great union
The last punks walk around like masked monks
Ready to manipulate the data base and break through em

Bumped into this kid I knew, he often would walk strange
So I ignored the blood on his laces so this cat could save face
The dunks and the gaze stayed in an off gray haze
And the lump in his pocket talked to the ox that he clutched safe

So I saluted him there, waiting for the A
Trapped on the empty platform without the option to escape
Gave him the standard, yo, what up man, how you landin'?
And the hypnotized response was no surprise, I maintain

Yeah, we all do, that's the standardized refrain but on some
Really real man, good to see you, really, what the dealy deal?
Oops, fuck, screwed the pooch, asked too much, knew the truth
On the train now, a caboose in his brain now, no recluse

80 blocks to uptown spot, destination vocal booth

Metro-card like, you get what you pay for stupid, no excuse
He pulled his hoody off his cabbage rugged practical
And began to fancy the words I mistakenly jostled loose

>The stogie he brazenly lit where he sit looked legit
But when the flame touched to the tip I could smell it's of another nit
He leaned his head back and inhaled the newpie dip and said
>"The whole design got my mind cryin' if I'm lyin' I'm dyin', shit"

>This is the sound of what you don't know killing you
>This is the sound of what you don't believe still true
>This is the sound of what you don't want still in you
>GPT motherfucker, cop a feel or two

Uh guys?