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I fucking hate it when you mess up clipping your toe nails and the corner of the nail pokes into your toe. FUCK.

Artificial Intelligence powers an artificial market

>>55046602
It's been over bro. The "play" has always been a combination of:
>cringey main character syndrome
>bandwagon fallacy
>Dunning–Kruger Effect
>Lower than average IQ

It's the BBBY saga at this point, except it's going to take a few more years of coping for gme baggies to wake up, which makes it an even worse fate.

>>54694101
>My brain is rebelling from having to go from a useless piece of shit to a productive person with a schedule.
I expected this to happen but instead I realised everyone is lazy, the work is mindnumbing and I'm being drained of more than 50% of my day. My only hope is becoming consistently profitable trading, suicide or becoming a hermit in the woods.

>>54369811
Checked.

Rope yourself with your negativity tax. I was honestly expecting a decrease in DRS'd shares.

75% of the shares are held with Sneed & Co by insiders & institutions. A tiny subreddit filled with people that shove bananas in their hoop have the other 25% of shares.

With 100% utilization (for some time now).

It is literally over for shorters. It's literally just a waiting game.

>>54084548
You are mistaken my friend.

You are the negative beta.

If RC is relating his latest text to his "China is a sleeping giant, for when it wakes...."

Why wouldn't he have said.... "Good morning" in Chinese?

>>53932654
...law enforcement?

>Everything is fine
>Zey bought? Short it some more
***YOU ARE HERE***
>They're going to make us close
>We're not going to close
>The Government is liquidating their portfolio because of us
>12 Missed Calls: Pablo BCG
>Knock knock knock knock knock BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CRASH
>The British credit crisis of 1772-1773 also known as the crisis of 1772, or the panic of 1772, was a peacetime financial crisis which originated in London and then spread to Scotland and the Dutch Republic. It has been described as the first modern banking crisis faced by the Bank of England.

>>53889878
This is who they're losing to.

>>53855408
No, none of us will. But neither will they.

>>53838100
R E V E R S E
P S Y C H O

I've just realised. I'm a baggy.

Listen. I invested in GME (ticker: FML).
When do I get paid?

Where we goin

>hang seng up 3% already
yangbros, it's fucking over. another week of retard pumping on "LE CHINA IS REOPENING" bs.

here

>>50744673

Surely a lot of it is due to the Taiwan situtation, regional lockdowns in China etc and a predicted decrease in usage that may not be correct? M-maybe it will bounce back up to about a 100 and I know the US has been releasing a ton of the strategic reserve. I have 12.5k CAD in this ETF and I will KMS if it dumps down to like 50-60 a barrel or lower. At that point I will simply not open the app or log into my account on my computer for a couple years until it pumps again or simply accept my fate and average down buying like 500 CAD in shares every pay cheque to average down to something better for the next pump.

>sea of green
>except chainlink (ticker: LINK)

>stole my moms virginity

>I didn't but enough at the bottom.

>only up $3000 on $1000 initial

>Initial: $50k
>Peak: $935k
>Now: $355k

I don't feel so good, bros