/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOFT LANDING. is in this room with us. You have to be smart and rich to see it. Too bad smg will never see it.

>>53742393
I refuse to believe anyone is still holding gayhorse unironically

>>53742406
long TMV

> movie turned out to be based on facts

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQKiefZ-XI

>>OP
What options should I buy when my 2.5k gets credited to TastyWorks?

Gentlemen, I am ready to begin investing in finding a girlfriend to spend the rest of my life with
What stocks should I start with for this?

>>53742437

>the market is the market
>and the dip takes the weak
>my dip
>my market
>my gains

>>53742456
When is Dune Part 2?

MUMUE THOU BECLOWNTH THYNESELF

>>53742453
VIX is gay now.

>>53742437
puts on bonds

>>53742467
asking what option to buy has always been gayer, gme 3p 1/25 then

>>OP
Got new glasses today, just in time to see my losses in 4K

>>53742433
Yeah that's true. I still remember the "silver squeeze" 2 years ago. People put so much money into this and in the end only PM dealers and shitco miners' CEOs made money.
I hold some gold too, but it's kind of part of my culture. Not sure why I need it really at this point.

>>53742466
but there was ZERO news today to explain this market movement wtf

>>53742456
I'm a bear actually. Yes I hold ARKK, but I'm a bear now actually.

neato i got lucky for once >>53735456

>>53742509
Better be b8

>>OP
Is there a picrel without the stupid roll frame?

>>53742459
I will be dumping this when it hits 30-40 cents

>>OP
>I <3 Ping Pong
>Child Trafficker
uhhh

>>53742504
I have some gold, but I'm gonna sell most of it. I'd rather have vaulted gold, because it's easy to sell, and you don't get jewed with a 10% premium each way.

>>53742465
I'm surprised they didn't promise to print electricity yet. I'm considering liquidating my SA positions at loss at this point. Don't know what I was thinking, their government can't even provide basic utilities like electricity (last year there were outages on 200 different days).
On top of that, any company that operates there has to deal with insane amount of theft.

Overall, if you're considering buying SA stocks because they look cheap - don't. They are cheap for a reason.

Please I don't want another entire year of this bear crab. Things were looking up for once. You could even say things were returning to normal. I don't want to be homless and poor.

Thank you DAN you're the man

https://youtu.be/qEAiEv1cN0s
Come home

>>53742555
This is a sucker's dump

>>53742551
I can't even fathom the retardation to ever want to support africa at all let alone put any in their dirt stocks.

>>53742555
I could go for another generational bottom.

>>53742548
> you don't get jewed with a 10% premium each way.
Yeah exactly. It's can be a way to diversify, but physical is way too inconvenient. Especially nowadays when you can have vaulted gold + mobile app to pay using it as if it was regular money with support for fractions even. Can't do that with coins.

>>53742531
Nope I'm completely serious. We were supposed to go to the moon today.

>>53742551
>Niggers handed perfectly functioning country by whites
>Proceed to destroy it within a few decades
Sad, many such cases!

>>53742406
Soft landing implies we go down tho

>>53742573
Greed makes you invest into weirdest shit. Remember /smg/ and pussy gel?

>>53742545
Well it is Thailand...

>>53742429
shhhhhhhhhh they're already too late

>>53742595
>Remember /smg/ and pussy gel?
No

>we're actually going to get rate hikes as high as 6-8%
>we're going to get long term bonds yields that mirror that 1980s/90s boomer kino
Hope you guys are being smart with this.

>>53742590
It implies we have lower inflation, lower rates, higher P/Es and, therefore, higher stock prices.

smg bros. the based AI yanderes. they are coming. get in to MSFT before it is too late.

>>53742618
i sure as shit am not, just need to make sure i'm right better than when i'm wrong

>>53742590
>>53742620

this

>>53742626
2spooky4me

>>53742618
And this is how rate hikes will end up actually increasing inflation.

>>53742618
>we're actually going to get rate hikes as high as 6-8%
I got 31.5 trillion reasons that won't happen.

I bought today
>inb4 tomorrow will be red
I'll buy again, It's that easy. I'll just keep buying no matter what.
t. Divifriend

>>53742644
And yet GDPNow is tracking at 2.5%, with services and manufacturing PMIs picking up from December.

>>53742620
When Powell pivots, yes
For now we'll get heemed until inflation goes down again

>>53742441
Ticker: AI

>>53742611
Company was called Revlon. Some anon shilled it claiming someone famous invested in it (bill Gates if I recall properly?) and people actually got interested and put money into it. As one can imagine, company basically turned out to be yet another biomeme scam.
From what I noticed they got delisted actually:
https://il.investing.com/equities/revlon-inc

Eventually anon admitted he was shilling it for fun and made up DD.

>TSLA is back under $200 in after hours
and STAY down!
>>53742680
>Ticker: AI
please god don't buy that mega shitco

>>53742673
For now we can very well keep crabbing; soft landing does not imply we go down. That impulse is driven by the hard landing (bad earnings) and no landing (gigahikes) scenarios.

>>53742644
Tbf 2008 only got as bad as it did when Lehman Brothers collapsed which wasn't really the Fed's doing

>>53742618
Son, do you mean to say... they're gonna make 'em like they used to again?

>>53742683
Lol, I see. Another one similar is MindMed, one of these "dude LSD cure for depression" companies. Absolute scam.

>>53742683
>bioshit stock
Don't ever touch them unless they treat a specific and rapidly spreading disease

>>53742683
Not sure what you're talking about because Revlon's a makeup company, not a biomeme.

>>53742646
How can I get grils to look at me like this?
t. 5'6" 175 lbs

>>53742545
Rolling for I <3 my Mom

>>53742649
name 5

>>53742716
They were working on a pussy gel that was supposed to do something. I don't recall what exactly.

>>53742694
I feel like all the pieces are in place and the conditions are ideal for another big crash to happen. Someone out there has to see this coming. Some saw the beginning of last year and were already going risk off before retail caught wind. So someone is positioning themselves right now for the next tread this year.

>>53742720
step one, leave your house

>>53742683
>revlon
no. it was EVFM

>>53742733
>leave your house
And do what? Stand outside at the park or some gay shit? What is there to even do outside as a 25 year old man?

>>53742747
Oh you're right! Yeah I mixed those 2 up. Sorry there were so many scams... I mean investment ideas here that I already forgotten which one is which

>>53742725
91282CFV8

we close above 410 tomorrow

>>53741808
>$TSLA almost $20k CAD for something that doesn't exist and it will never... lawsuits will follow in future to get REFUNDS for FSD scam...

>$TSLA Tesla recalling cars due to safety issues
This can revisit $100 and will lead the market sell off

guys, eggs be damned. i don't think the price will go down after easter.

>>OP
What the fuck did AMZN do? Their price was $101 yesterday, now its down to $98.

Anyway I wish their stock price does down to $60-$70, I need some delicious slurps!

>>53742730
I thought the Revlon angle was a bankruptcy or buyout sort of gimmick while pussy gel was another company. Eve something-or-other? idk

>>53742756
see
>>53742720
this is why you can't

>>53742761
I just googled this and got put onto the FBI watchlist wtf

>>53742772
Yeah sorry, I mixed them up, this anon got the right one
>>53742747

>>53742780
kek

>>53742770
Nothing.

>>53742770
Whats the upside in Amazon?
Its a shit company. An overpriced grocery store.
Im thinking about shorting it.

>>53742774
Bro what does that mean? I'm incel forever? Maybe I can just kill people and receieve love letters from retarded roasties who are into killers

>>53742579
Did you miss the hot PPI action and the Fed speeches?

>>53742770
They invested 1bn USD into WE WUZ KANGZ OF THE RINGS, and removed a load of good shows from Prime Video.

>>53742791
>overpriced grocery store
i'm amazed people still don't know that their cloud web services is their main money maker. I'm not long nor short it because I don't think I know how it'll play out.

>>53742820
They have no growth left imo. What else can they do now? They tried some retarded shit like phones, tablets, alexa, which are alll closed or soon to be closed.

They may as well just split off AWS into a seperate business.

>>53742801
incel is a choice anon, first step is to leave your house

GME business model is selling equity to baggies.

>>53742842
stop posting these stop posting these stop posting these stop

>>53742849
lol looks like they're out of stimulus checks

>>53742820
They are projecting 0$ - 4 billion$ in profit next quarter.

Amazon is a fucking joke.

>>53742551
>investing even 1 dime in Africa
Were you brain damaged when you made this decision? Maybe it was like a "Freaky Friday" situation and you briefly exchanged consciousness with a female?

>>53742842
That sounds like bullshit, I'm staying inside

>>53742820
I wonder if AI will remove inefficiencies in a near future to the point where cloud usage will drop significantly.
For example, AI could be used to interpolate high quality frames between keyframes in video, cuting transfer and storage cost for streaming services. Something similar has been achieved for video games already:
https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/nvidia-dlss-2-0-a-big-leap-in-ai-rendering/

There could be other areas where AI use will translate into savings. In few years AMZN / MSFT could see a drop in earnings because of it in my opinion.

Another easy relaxing day. Bought more KO during the morning, worked though some e-mails in my inbox and ate a beef n cheddar from arby's for lunch. During the afternoon I seen where KO is doing a 4.5% divvy hike. Afterward I napped.

>>53742877
totally fine idea, just don't complain about not having a girlf if you do literally nothing to change it, even the easiest part wich is just leaving your house
>>53742859
no

>futures
>pasts
>presents

There are people on /biz/ who live like this >>53734148

>>53742770
>slurping bezos dips
mmm yas

>>53742814
Weird, they almost paid that much to buy Twitch and their stock shot up for years after the fact, so it couldn't just be over some piece of shit tv show. What else could it be?

>>53742820
That is true, AWS is their golden goose but even that's been having issues iirc. Too many engineers quitting and they missed their earnings recently as well.

>>53742872
I like to try different things. I'm down 2% but could sell at 25% profit at some point. Sucks to lose money but at least I it was fun to read about dumbfuckery happening there from time to time.

>>53742839
>no growth left
They have enough cash to immediately threaten any industry they wanted to if they so choose.
>>53742869
Is the valuation retarded? Yeah, but I don't think shorting something because its valuation is dumb is good enough reason to short something. The company is an anomaly, a freak of nature not worth trading long or short. The only genuinely concerning thing I see is that Bezos's replacement seems much, much less competent.

>>53742899
what the fuck am I reading some roasties fucking blogpost

SQQQ chads be eatin good tonight

>>53742904
I just want roasties to admire me like they admire Chad, but I'm not 6'2" so I have to focus on other things like getting beheemed by BOIL. I didn't choose the manlet life, the manlet life chose me.
What do you do outside?

>>53742936
Newfag

>>53742936
newfag gtfo

>>53742791
>

>>53742839
>>53742869
Just to add, I remember seeing their growth YoY rate(I forgot what it was called) went down from 40% to 20% in just a year. People are already seeing it dip down to 10% soon. What the fuck is AMZN doing?

>>53742932
I deal with Amazon. Ever since Bezos left, the company is a mess. Run by indian retards and an incompetent Jew.
I give that company a chance if Bezos comes back, otherwise, they will be another ebay. slowly drifting into irrelevance.

>>53742647
>increasing inflation
????????

>>53742955
Stop letting the "manlet" incel psyop get to you for one.

It's simple. Be interesting (i.e., you have your own hobbies and interests), be confident, have a plan in life (you know what you want). Don't be a clingy pussy as soon as a woman shows interest in you, and you'll be Gucci.

>>53742975
See: >>53742981
Company is a total shitshow

>>53742957
>>53742964
yeah sorry I haven't spent the past 20 years browsing /biz/ buying worthless meme stocks and losing all my money

>>53742995
>Year of our Lord 2022+4x2-7
>Still using YoY

>>53742981
I also saw that conference call with Jassy in it. Man that dude seems like such a weak leader. Communication skills are shit and he didn't inspire much confidence in investors either.

I bet his ass will be fired by the end of 2023 and get replace with some yes man.

AMAT beat massively but it won't matter because of the fed

>>53742955
i'm starting to think you like this "chad" 6'2" man more than this "roastie", i'm unsure how fags meet other fags but maybe they do it forcing themselves to stay inside keep doing that and you'll get your chad

>>53742897
>AI will remove inefficiencies in a near future to the point where cloud usage will drop significantly.
doubtful. data compression is a huge field of study, but I think the amount of data people are dealing with nowadays is still growing at a faster rate than any compression work is.

I'm not sure most people understand just how much server space is needed for ChatGPT to run, which everyone seems to be certain is the most important thing ever.
>>53742923
Yeah they need more than one golden goose too given how much competition there is in the cloud space. Their engineers are notoriously underpaid and don't have any of the amenities that the rest of FANG do, so they've always had a high turnover rate. This is nothing new.

>>53742965
Yeah. Whats the word for it "overstretched" "overextended"?
Something like that.
They have no attention to detail anymore. But thats what matters.

>>53742997
What are some of your hobbies? I used to PK on Runescape like a boss, do you think girls like that?
I had a plan, and that was to get rich off of BOIL, but instead I got beheemed

>>53742975
>>53742869
lol they think amazon wont be $200 eoy

>>53743020
>I'm not sure most people understand just how much server space is needed for ChatGPT to run, which everyone seems to be certain is the most important thing ever.
Yeah, but this is just the start. It will probably get to a point where you can run something 10x more powerful than ChatGPT locally on your own machine. Like computers in the 60s vs a smartphone today.

>>53743019
Nah, gays are cringe

>>53743015
I dont even know the man, but I know the company began taking stupid decisions ever since he showed up.
Objectively stupid shit, no attention to detail.
Hogging a trillion dollar company on intertia.

>>53743009
uh ya. Are you some kind of retard that would use MoM?

>>53743020
ChatGPT is a bait yeah. I'm thinking more of a lossy compression, but with very high accuracy due to AI models use. This would offload processing to the client side, thus saving on server space, memory, CPU and licenses.

To me it's hard to imagine how data such as sales / analytics could be compressed that way, but I'm sure very smart people are working on it already.

>>53743040
>I used to PK on Runescape like a boss, do you think girls like that?
Maybe. Different people like different things. Try doing which involves going out the house.

My hobbies include gaming, brazillian jujitsu, poker, hiking, lifting.

>>53743068
Retarded like a fox.

>>53743050
That sounds impossible

>>53743078
all gay

>>53743004
You better be sorry fag

>>53743050
>Amazon will be a two trillion dollar company with $4 bilion profit (at best) per quarter.

uhhhhhh yandere AI bros I was excited at first but the more I look into this the more I am sussin fr NO CAP....

>>53742538

>>53743080
Not sure what you're trying to say given that you have YoY on your chart

>>53742981
hey, eBay is impressive with how they're the only webpage that hasn't changed their layout since inception. them and craigslist are holding strong. I guess if I HAD to pick a side, I'd say I agree with the bears, but I just see more attractive shorts (like WING and TSLA).

>>53743129
The monthly changes all show the upticks. YoY misleads you and, given it's a graph from the Fed Whisperer, the implication is that the Fed's looking at MoM.

>>53743088
>all gay

>>53742899
KO is pretty reliable. They increase their dividend on the third Thursday of February every year.

>>53743147
Yeah, ebay is ok, because they have a monopoly. But noone is expecting anything from them. Not even updating their website. lol

>>53743111
>I <3 COCK SALAD

>>53743078
Thanks for the tips, I'm gonna go fuck tons of women (touch boobas and lick vagene)

>>53743148
MoM is extremely noisy. Too much noise to signal which is why YoY is a much more valuable indicator

I thought Joeseph Brandon said the economy was good?

>>53742551
>liquidating my SA positions

>up his lithium to 400 milligrams

>>53743201
The economy is booming if you are a government employee or illegal immigrant.

>>53743201
his paycheck from israel came in, his economy is booming

I unironically believe in astrology and timeline shifts

>>53742913
Just spray it with white vinegar. It goes away.

>>53743237
only if it's not in the wall and just on the paint

>>53743234
Bullish

>>53743096
>he still thinks amazon needs to make money
this general is so full of retards

>>53743234
I believe in the shemitah correlation to market crashes, too perfect of coincidences

>>OP
rollin

>>53743201
Look at all these part time jobs created!
Hitting it out of the park!

>>53743234
Very strange price action past couple days with Venus conjunct Neptune and the Sun conjunct Saturn.

>>53742981
>ebay
their money doesn't come from their store, it comes from AWS

thanks for playing

This bitch is actually telling the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c52c8U1e6MI

we are healing

>>53743297
>A woman being right

>>OP
>market strong into the close after buying up the THIRD dip this fucking week
>one hour to go
>LOL 50 BPS HIKES GUYS

I fucking HATE these fed NIGGERS so MUCH

>>53743297
Liz Young can fucking get it

>Carl Icahn bought more weekly puts before Brainard spoke
why is this billionaire such a fuckin degenerate LMFAO

>>53743297
>so-fi
>listening to any "analyst"
lol

>>53743309
>strong market
>loses its shit from a bit of jawboning

>>53743320
I have literally never taken anything a woman says seriously

>>53743309
it's for your own good, mumu
you didn't think this rally was sustainable, did you?

>>53743297
bitch bear lesbians are the worst.
besides. people are gonna buy bananas regardless.

>>53743297
market isn't rate driven it's volatility driven

>>53743343
not only is it sustainable, it's going to buy the dip AGAIN tomorrow morning and close green before pushing to 4300-4500 in the near-term

>>53743331
they timed it in the last hour of trading to minimize any chance of recovery

>>53743320
The fact that she's being bearish and she works for So-Fi is interesting. But some of you guys are too drunk or playing your bull masks too hard to admit that you understand. This is /smg/ after all ha

We like to have fun here.

>>53743361
i fucking wish, this photo is the equity market racing to meet the bond market, volatility is the byproduct

>>53743320
I would analize her if you catch my drift

>>53743200
Well gosh, then let's get rid of any noise from such a minor, arbitrary window as 12 months. Let's go with 18 months.

Actually that might also have noise! Best to look at inflation over a 2YoY window.

Wait, no, 2YoY is just as much a scam as these "3 month annualized" and "6 month annualized" rates. Best to only look at CPI over a 5 year window. Then we can see where inflation goes next month.

You fucking idiot.

>>53743381
The equity market isn't rushing anywhere. Algos are just responding to the changes in VIX as the CC of -1 shows perfect inverse correlation. Unlike with yields.

I like screenshotting TSLA bull posts from Twitter just to keep records of what this mania was like. This is one of my favorite.
>"I wasn't DOWN and have never been DOWN, the market was just being stupid!"

the bear market has only just begun

>>53743158
Based Abbott Pharmaceuticals (Ticker: ABT) holder

>>53742551
If you wait long enough, America will be like this soon. We will might never see all time highs again, thanks to the culture shift away from capitalism, which also comes with the demographic change.

>>53742849
please bro, just DRS bro.

>MFW they didn’t respect the Fibonacci lines and cycles

You should have listened, now it’s too late, the happening foretold by Dan is neigh.

What’s the record for circuit freaked limit down days in a row? 9/11?

>>53743481
OK but how's it look when you overlay the lunar cycle on top?

Where's that guy that sold his TSLA puts for a 77% loss yesterday.

I want to laugh at him.

>>53743403
impotent midwit post

Is tomorrow going to be interesting?

>>53742936
shut your whore mouth. Boomer anon probably outperforms 90% of /smg/

>>53743525
You're the one who wants to include Q1 and Q2 of last year in considerations of the current inflation landscape. That really says it all.

>>53743297
kek summer of 1929 vibes happening right now

UVXY

>>53743558

no joke though. i bought a bunch of $200 puts on TSLA around noon when the price was 213. Half were 0dte. I had to go to a meeting after and when i came back I was dumbfounded.

I am a fucking wizard.

Bullish for Google/YouTube?

https://youtu.be/DEqWvE3oS6g

>>53743429
>there are "people" who actually bought over 1000 pe

>>53743577
great job anon
I have a short position at average price 212
closed 2/3 of it today but letting the rest run

>>53743510
Believe it or not, dramatically worse. Lunar cycles are screaming apocalypse. I try to ignore those though cause my underground bunker isn’t quire ready for the absolute shitstorm that is approaching. Those global long term astronomical indicators are coarse in their timing, plus or minus thousands of years but we are on average overdue for a mass extinction event.

>>53743582
okay...but whos replacing her?

>>53742932
Etsy is the only e-commerce giant worth a shit. When in doubt bet on roasties wasting money
Maybe Mercado libre but idk
Overstock doing ok too

friendly reminder that dividends are relevant. if you want some money you can just get a job.

>>53743598
Probably some Indian CEO because of fucking course they will install a puppet.

>>53743481
Welcome to the DAN market mother fuckers

>>53743403
>muh CPI
>inflation
the 1970's were a mistake

>>53743375
Sofi is the most dilluted pos there is. They’ve printed so much sbc that you’re literally just financing their payroll.

The next YouTube CEO will be Chief Product Officer Neal Mohan. The same idiot that wanted to make videos into NFTs.

Yeah, I can see the site going down even worse kek. Shorting Google again.

>>53743675
Neal Mohan

whats that, an Irish name?
oh
>>53743612

>>53743599
Ebay isnt a giant. Its making 10 billion revenue and worth about 26 billion.

they should see if dirty dan’s doing anything, imagine what icarly man could do for yt

It's bad out there bull bros. Just look at these faces.

>>53742555
You're in luck. We're just gonna have a regular crab for the whole year instead

>>53743436
friendly reminder that the market has only gone down 2 consecutive years like 3 times in history.

>>53743200
Ya see, this is why all the math geeks say, "Never extrapolate data."
Also, those numbers are pointless because they keep changing the variables.
Just go to a grocery store, or get a steak at a chain restaurant. There is your inflation. $40 for a chain restaurant steak. Fuck off.

>>53743629
Indeed they were. The 80's also had some major fuckery to CPI calculation IIRC.

But whether you're using CPI, redditflation, ShadowStats, or "Trimmed Mean Core Services PCE ex-Housing WhatevertheFuck", you have to remember that the length of a year is arbitrary. If we saw prices go up, like, 10% total in 3 months, we'd be retarded to say "wait wait, we can ignore this because the 9 months before then weren't as bad".

Do you have your SKYT bag?
Once it goes past $20 I’m not gonna remind you.

>>53743689
lol I can see YouTube nosediving into shit as a company like Intel did when they got an Indian CEO.

>>53743713
Thats one of those statistics that are entirely irrelevant.

>>53743733
Remind me when it's back at $8

Has anyone here made a company in UAE to enjoy the 0% taxes? I'm wondering if it's worth the hassle.

>>53743769
doesnt work for americans

>>53743728
Inflation should unironically be primarily measured by beef steak, dairy and fuel prices.

>>53743769
doesnt work for israelis

>>>/pol/416466666

>>53743808
the /pol/ to /lgbt/ transformation is now complete. /qa/ will never recover

>>53743784
the american version of this is moving to puerto rico

>>53743733
>Needham & Company LLC
Lmfao is that Rockers hamchad investment company? This SKYT bullshit is strictly for the retard elite

>>53743111
thanks brah
awesome digits btw

Biological females just can't compete ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>53742618
They'll need to go much higher than that to get people to buy bonds. The risk of missing out on SPX 6000 is too high.

I only come here when theres downside. This clownshoe rally is tranny capital to make Biden look appealing

>>OP
roll

>>53743784
>>53743793
What if I'm not American or Israeli?

>>53742877
and dont forget to invest in masks

Who is Dan? Some faggy permabear YouTuber?

>>53743939
then go for it if your customers wont care if they're transferring money to an arab country

>>53743956
Do Anything Now, a hacked, unshackled version of ChatGPT.

Should I wait until they are done with all the interest rate hikes to start investing again?

>>53743864
>They'll need to go much higher than that to get people to buy bonds.
Speak for yourself. Proud midwits such as myself are already buying

Guys
What the fuck is wrong with the Fed.
The world economy hangs on their words, yet they allow random retarded members to go in public and say things that could cause a disaster.
Genuinely, the Fed should be a unified group. They should have a mouthpiece and that's all they should say.
This fucken dipshit today isn't even a part of the real fed, he's just some has been who can't even vote, and yet he was able to tank the market.

That fucker should have been booted right then and there for talking out of turn.
Holy fuck. The dude's out here having a temper tantrum because the voters didn't listen to his boomer ass. Fire him. Put him in a retirement home and lock the fucken door.

You guys i just realized… im just like patrick bateman from american psycho. Like irl that’s totally my vibe just coincidentally

>>53744000

>>53744018
All you care about is your appearance and social status but that also makes you feel empty inside?

>>53744018
are you literally me?

>>53744018
seek help weirdo.

>>53743983
Usually markets bottom at least a couple months after the Fed starts cutting.

>>53744000
>The world economy hangs on their words
lmao no it doesn't. The Fed is 95% theatrics.

I'm about to buy a house. I'm most excited for the dog.

>>53744080
>lmao no it d-d-doesn't
shut the fuck up midwit

D

Flat

Uhh… bull bros? What is “vixperation”?

O

>>53743651
I mean, that's my point. What does she have to gain? They're in the gutter. They're a Chamath SPAC. She's basically saying, "There's more pain for us. We might go out of business. I'm here saying this because I want you to trust that we will not go out of business and we'll fix our ways."

Fuck. I didn't think I would have a chance to respond to that. This thread is moving slowly.

what did he mean by this

Fundamental analysis. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

>>53744114
BUY BLOONS 3

>>53743976
I have no customers. I just wanna take my profits from trading tax free.

>sell puts on BOIL while acoomulatin
>it drops
>still make a profit from how fucking steep the out premes are

Can't wait for this bitch to go lower. I'm sitting on 2/3 of my powder and ready to dump it into credit puts.

Fellow brapbros, stocktwits says there's some kind of announcement today about future rig activity (cutting = bullish, maintaining = bearish). Is this a monthly thing?

>>53744114
He's drunk all the time but he's the male oracle we need. That's what he means. Quite literally, that's what he means. I don't even like the guy.

>>53744141
>He's drunk all the time
he is? I thought it was just autism.

listen to me you niggers

Do NOT buy equities until at least Q3 or until the rates fucking go down, you’re gonna lose money unless ofc it’s financial stocks with aaa+++ rating or fucking raytheon

buy LQD, MBB, MUB and fucking KEEP IT

you’ve been warned

t. actual insider central bank janny

>>53744172
i choose to believe you. find anything interesting in the garbage?

>Citron Research tweeted today a bearish thesis today on ETSY, saying they're "the largest organized clearing house for counterfeit goods in all the world"
>Citron Research also tweeted a bull thesis on WISH on Monday
I'm amazed they don't see the irony of their actions.

>>53744189
honestly this job is the most soulless shit you can imagine. even flipping burgers feels more meaningful. at least the salary is crazy good.

>>53744123
Boils/kolds iv is something like 180 or or something. Incredible. Benefit is natty gas has established a floor with Cheniere beginning to export process again. The market already knew that as future contracts from march on (once the plants fully operational again) are priced much higher

>>53744172
nice try jew im going to keep buying tesla and gme

>>53744172
Shut up bitch. Fags like you were telling people to not buy in november lol.
BEARS NEVER MAKE MONEY
YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE

>>53744172
>my dad works for nintendo

>>53744165
I'm just assuming. He tweets like I used to. So confident in the moment and then, the next morning, deletes everything. Meant everything he said, but doesn't want his sword so far out there. Maybe he's slightly autistic as well. That would explain why he's so much richer than me.

But he's a metalhead. Metalheads do shit like this.

>positions are underwater
>still on pace to make 10% of initial investment this year selling weekly way out of the money calls
Theres no way its this easy but it worked in the bull market and its working now
Are people just too impatient to do this? Its literally free, albeit small, money.

Anyone else find it suspicious that every time a company installs an Indian CEO, that whole thing goes to shit real fast? Intel and Google got fucked up in record time kek.

>>53744238
how otm and how far out do you sell?

>>53744114
>what did he mean by this
Chinese spies fucking with Twitter code.

unironically bullish.

>>53744271
OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN BILLION DOLLARINOS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53744271
there goes real estate
what can go wrong
like we havent seen that before

>>53744271
Black swan for housing?

>>53744271
how the fuck are these two things correlated at all

>>53744271
yeah, im thinking it's 1929

>>53744295
WFH and corporate real estate?

>>53744295
nevermind i cant fucking read damn

I seem to have a talent for trading options, analyzing charts, and estimating price movements.

This past month I've turned $700 into $30k and I'm still making more and more.

>>53744308
Jesus fuck, good job. What tickets? Just SPY?

>>53744311
Just TSLA.

>>53744319
you're gonna lose all that money by the end of the year

>>53744308
we've had posters like you before, boasting and saying they'll keep it up and laughing at everyone only to never post again. do yourself a favor and take a break. you might actually have talent but the short term euphoria will cloud your judgement.

>>53744308
sorry but there is simply no way to do that without being a degenerate gambler, even if you are brilliantly skilled.
do yourself a favor and take a break like the other guy said.

>>53744331
>>53744334
I'm keeping 25k in my account to keep unlimited day trades. I'm actually looking for a
safe stock/ETF with a good dividend I can put 25k in and just forget about. I invested 25k with 2x leverage in Verizon for this purpose but I'd be interested in hearing about others.

The rest I've been trading options on and I've been making bank so far. I'm going to take profit on my $200 puts I bought for TSLA tomorrow.

>>53744308
sure buddy

>>53744308
good luck... i did that in 2020, then lost it in 2021, then made it back last year... you get the idea

>>53744334
It's always low/mid five-figs of gains.
Always within a 6 month window from starting.
And inevitably, they always disappear shortly.

>>53744367
Do you want me to post screenshots? I only transferred $740 to a new margin account that I opened in January. The account is now worth 30k.

>>53744271
This was an interesting topic, until that options fuckhead showed up and started bragging

Bros the open interest on VIX is worrisome. 100k OI for $40 April. 180k OI for $50 May. 270k OI for $40 June.

Yields are beginning to uninvert. Hold onto your butts.

i love a great crash!

>Futures

>>53744308
Hugely bearish signal

>>53744382
TA WAS RIGHT
BUY SOXS
SELL SOXL

>>53744392
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>53744392
The uninversion is when shit gets real, right?

What are the benefits of being in a leveraged asset like TSLL?

My friend is trying to run the wheel on tsll but I keep telling him TSLA is going back down to 120,

>>53744438
>>53744438
>>53744438

>>53744438
>>53744438
>>53744438

>>53744237
No he is an actual legitimate non-meme autist.

>>53744080
>Theatrics
>They literally determine the cost of money

"Time in the market beats timing the market."

>>53744386
and my 150 March expiring worthless

>>53742431
Based, as per usual

>>53743234
Timeline shifts have been confirmed, astrology is still ambiguous and the fact the Timeshifts are real makes it harder to predict the astrology

$60k BIL, $20k SQQQ, $30k USD in liquidity
wat do mein negroes?

>>53745563
buy gold, silver, bitcoin

>>53745899
shutup retard

>>53744392
Based, soft landing achieved boboids BTFO.