/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52523202
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,114.345B, 103P = 20.528B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,113.413B, 95P = 22.246B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Previously on GME

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

Kek baggies, no cryptic messages in the book. Back to work!

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1593989511171784705

these fucking boomers with $50 to spend on some kids books. and there were some absolutely deluded redditors on superstonk saying they were bullish on $500 kira NFTs. everything in this world is just grift after grift. people that were born with a silver spoon like ryan cohen aren't going to help the average retail investor that is struggling to make ends meet because they trusted his twitter shitposts. at least adam aron spoke in whole sentences and explained that his company needed to dilute and he wanted to sell for his retirement and so on. ryan cohen rugpulled BBBY and might as well do the same with GME when it keeps struggling with cash flow and might face another round of dilution soon.

So many filtered fucknuts, lol. Retail and insiders control 44-48% of the company depending on what dataset you use. Link to it is in the OP, remove head from anus to find it. If we gain 1% a week that means we're 3-7 weeks from controlling the company. This is why shills were fudding the "percentage of free float" number that had been reported for so long, it's irrelevant entirely beyond liquidity purposes. Having majority control of the company between retail and insiders means the beginning of the end and we're close enough to that to hit it with a rock.

Shills smell of curry and have shit on their lips, WAGMI

>>52523247
There's still a standstill agreement, so until that plays out we'll see

>>52523247
>at least adam aaron
>elon can suck start a spacex rocket
when did /gme/ pick up all these c-suite dickriders, lmao, even fucking reddit knows better than this

>Pathetic attempts at DRS FUD
>Stale pasta spamming
>MSM shitting out an article about RC
>Shills rushing to FUD about RC's new books for children
Just how much are these people getting paid?

>>52523308
it's the Indians, they started spamming it this morning

>>52523288
checked
I skimmed though what you posted
I don't even need to comphrend it

nigger I just know we been on this speil an infinite amount of times
this shit has happened an infinite amount of times already

I'm going to keep fucking random girls and DRS every mother fucking week
infinite time gods arise

Here is my reddit filter list to filter all the nonsense fucking utter bullshit that they keep repeating but don't know the meaning of

>>52523320
>Just how much are these people getting paid?

>>52523320
I don't even think they are paid and they don't even know they do this
think MK ultra victims lol

>>52523308
i'm not riding adam aron's dick i'm saying ryan cohen is possibly even worse than adam aron if the WSJ article's characterization of him is correct that he's basically just in it for himself and doesn't care about maximizing value and building loyalty with shareholders that pumped his bags with GME and BBBY

>>52523300
yeah the bond deal deadline was on 11/18 if they didn't extend it again. the board might cooperate with him for M&A or there might be a possibility for a hostile takeover when the standstill agreement expires (i think someone said in march 2023). his chairman from chewy also runs a SPAC that needs to have a deal by march 2023 or the SPAC will wind down. the SPAC might be used to spin off buybuy baby or something idk. hopefully something will come of it but the WSJ article really made it sound like ryan cohen is an immature autist that just met with warren buffett and carl icahn without having an agreement with funding for a takeover or anything like that.

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

So… all this time we’ve been waiting for Ryan cohens big reveal, the “bombshell” the MOASS— and it was a series of children’s books illustrated by some indians on fivver?

>>52523390
>WSJ article really made it sound like ryan cohen is an immature autist
>Shocking turn of eents the WSJ a Rupert Murdoch entity did a shitty thing
>More news at 10

>>52519274
>>52523373
based education for Teddy

Everybody's talking about moons, rockets and China (Icahn) but no one seeing the bankers jumping from the roof?

Liquidation is coming

>>52523373
Our king visits us here.

>>52523408
It's the NFT divvy you dumb fuck. 1 share for (4) 7 teddy (5+2 children's book). AMC brothers have APE, we have TEDDY screenshot my bullshit

source: i made it up

I am coping so hard that a BBBY buy out or takeover is now bullish for GME

>>52523419
>>52523431
>>52523433
The ledge is Kenny's destiny

>>52523441
Oh yeah bro I can’t wait to get 5 + 2 children’s books. That’s sure to save the company

>>52523449
At least BBBY is profitable

>>52523449
carl icahn did interviews but never mentioned the pic with ryan cohen or BBBY. just said that there are some companies that he can't talk about at all because reasons. that's consistent with the standstill agreement (the agreement applies to ryan cohen as well as any other party that he's affiliating with).

fuck if moass doesn't kick off i'm gonna kms. i just found out my dad built our home without a construction authorization form the town hall

bruh

>>52523449
>>52523463
>>52523477
>1

These all went in on the day Cohen tweeted

>At least her cart is full

To CNBC about BBBY, if we drill into them it gets interesting :

>>52523477
>Cohen buys 9.8%
>Gets seat on the board
>Board refuses to sell off Baby
>Sell stock
>Ask Icahn for help
>Agreement to buy up to 20%
>Icahn helps securing bonds and stock
>Using bonds to secure a majority
>Takeover
>Sell Baby to Gamestop

>>52523481
you just gotta keep holding just a little longer bro, trust me bro

>>52523516
ok this is epic
r/BBBY found the dragonfly stuff but not this. WSJ was first to find teddy? teddy holdings LLC seems like it would fit the profile to acquire buybuy baby

>comfy womfy safe space. No shillies, glow niggies, or darkies allowed.

>>52523516
>>52523449
>>52523463
>>52523477
>2

We have patents specifically talking about NFT's for children, towels and other textiles, lots of other things BBBY sell as well.

I believe the bond deal was done with Cohen, Icann and they will reverse merge // spin off with GME under the brand of Teddy.

What the fuck is happening lately?

Shills hate the concept of being comfy with an investment, because it means the one tactic of pushing fear used by Wall Street for decades just doesn't work. Stock price dropped? Great I'll buy more. Me liking the video game store stock shouldn't make anyone seethe.

>>52523581
>>52523449
>>52523463
>>52523477

opps wrong image

>>52523592
I-is Cohen really Solid snake? He constantly tweets about poop and toilets

>>52523594
"entertainment purposes"

I do think it's cool that RC is using "Teddy" as a way to honor his father. I know we all like to suck RC's cock because of GME, but it does really seem like he's a genuinely good guy.

>>52523590
>anyone making fun of me on 4chan wants me to stop doing the thing that's getting me made fun of
lol, lmao even.

>>52523594
>china

STAY COMFY, COMFY WOMFY SNEEDS! AHAHAHHAHAHAA! SHILLS HATE THIS ONE TRICK:
>hide post
LOLOLLOLOLOOL. I DESERRVE TO BE KOMFEEE BC, BC IM RETARDED AND WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF IF I DONT.

Worrying doesn't change anything. Just be zen.

Also I'm literally having crab for dinner.

>>52523621
Well yes, his father was called Ted but like Chewy I think its all about

> Animals and Children must be protected at all cost

Wu tang is for the children

>>52523635
Maybe all the shit is made in china which is why he loves them?

>Verification Not Required

>Daddy RC
>Investors are the children
>Books is the new messaging system
>WSJ interview to announce this
>Just as absurd as hidden meaning in shitpost tweets
>Purple tie
>DRS
>RC never wears ties
>It's business time
>Teddy.com has NFT patents
>Beta wallet 0.9.9

NFT dividend incoming Tuesday?

Comfy womfy anon, you-you didn't just hide my id did you? Why would you do such a terrible thing. I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. I WANT YOU FUCKING DEAD.

Kek BBBaggies

>>52523668
>Ladies and Gentlemen the Storm is upon us

This Teddy book is just a way to honor his dad. He's also telling you to keep working.

>>52523689

I fucking love this timeline

>>52523704
It's the WAGMI timeline

>>52523689
>not finding esoteric knowledge hidden in plain sight

>>52523712
I'm giggling like a little bitch at the fact when sharp dressed men in front of the court have to explain themselves how Rain Cone manipulated the market with cryptic shit. "See your Honor this kid is pointing at the belly of the piggy bank that vaguely resembles the infamous Computershare logo"

I FUCKING CANT

>>52523481
You proved retardation is inheritable by buying GME

>>52523516
What means?
Buy BBBY?

>tfw MOASS

>>52523843
>Put all that time and effort in becoming a lawyer just to desperately try to explain to a judge how "cone poo chair" is a secret message to the internet to move shares of a video game store stock to an Australian stock transfer company

>predditors buying children’s books instead of GME
I hate them so much

>>52523869
>What means?
>Buy BBBY?
Maybe. I think this is the baby deal

i can’t believe this shit lmao
Baggies newest copium is childrens books
lmfao

As to that delisting fud, say we do lock the float, if it's just the public float there will still be trading from institutional shares, etc. If it's the entire float (assuming CS even allows this) would they be essentially prevented from rehypothecation, or could they use shorted shares, basically making a copy of a copy?

Wut doing crypto?

>made a religion out of bagholding
laughing at you all never gets old

>>52523431
ok, ok, ok, I get that the esoteric meaning is that he is taunting about his tally mark of the BBBY CFO,
but unironically what is the surface meaning of this page? why IS there a guy on the roof? What guy on the roof makes the world go round? I legitimately don't get it. Someone explain it to me like I am a Kingston

>>52523419

>>52524105
>Someone explain it to me like I am a Kingston
It's a Photoshop, there is no bank in the book page, it's actually a gamestop store

I honestly would love a Teddy nft. In hindsight although its been rough at times I am grateful rian chone made us wait and gave us time to learn the truth of clown world and prepare to work on the new real world.

Holy fuck these people are retarded

>>52524205
>2

Jesus christ I have pulled things out my ear with more braincells than this

>>52524225
https://litxchange.app/

Holy fuck he is a literal scam artist

>>52524205
>>52524225
>CS gives you an IOU under your name
Jesus Christ this retardation is immense

>>52524253
Fucking hell this is whom meltdownies have been getting their talking points from

>>52524266
It's so bad it's funny

>>52524270
This person has to be a hedge fund plant, there is no other explanation for his tardation

>>52524270
>this is whom

>>52524283
I knew people on twitter were dropped on their head a child but fuck me

>>52524270
>>52524283
I can't wait for the day when the amsneeders get rugged to the shadow realm

>>52524253
In the case of twitter going private, it was a set price per share and anyone who was still short had to buy it back at that price. If there are 100 shares of a stock and 20 shares sold short, 120 shareholders are going to have their hands out for the agreed price per share that it sold for. Twenty people aren't going to just get told to fuck off with nothing.

>>52524312
>get rugged to the shadow realm
more like into the nether world.

>>52524306
>not being able to sell is a bad thing in a short squeeze situation
Now, I’m not a smart man, but can someone please explain what the fuck that logic is supposed to be?

Kek crypto baggies

>>52524326
>>52524337
No because the logic this man spouses is absolutely baffling

>>52524330
*nigger

stock broker NIGGERS FUCKING B-BOOKING NIGGER HEDGE FUND LIAR JEW FAGGOTS

>>52523231
Seems possible.

>>52524354
I am repulsed by this man and his empty skull

So proud of elon and twitter for giving people the power to spend $8 to wipe out billions worth of stock.

Really reminds me of GME.

>>52524354
>it doesn't stop naked shorting because...it just doesn't, OKAY!?
Still waiting on his evidence.

>>52524354
If someone has a multibillion dollar short position, paying an army of poobrain jeets $4/hr doesn't even register as a cost. It's retarded because they're in a position where they need to convince people into folding on a winning hand.

>>52524395
>>52524402
I have no words

>>52524354
>>52524390
I don’t have a brainlet picture dumb enough to properly express the absolute void of gray matter in that screencap. There’s no way anyone with an above-room-temperature IQ could come up with something so asinine. This is either the dumbest man alive or he’s being fed this garbage directly from Gary/DTCC

>>52524409
kek this guy is being paid by mob money to grift niggers i've seen ir before johnson
sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here

So RC invited Carl to his house to brainstorm kid book titles?

>>52524424
>>52524421
As a grifter he is utterly shocking at his job

ETA on MOASS?

>>52524440
>pikachu.png

>>52524448
2 days.

>>52524449
https://www.linkedin.com/in/marcel-kalinovic-26b07492/

This has to be his linked in,
>chicago
>Same weird name
>HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING QUALIFICATIONS OR JOBS ABOUT FINANCE

https://hotshotlogisticsllc.com/services/

His "company" looks like a complete shell

>>52524411
me stop. stop me. me buy me stop.

>>52524477
Checked

>>52524477
yes

There it is... comment of the night. Pack it up boys, this guy has cracked it...

The only project I'm using right now is Bspin. cause:

>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
>Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
>Huge amount of games, slots, LIVE, spins etc.

>>52524524
that's why i register my shares, because it benefits me and fuck circleniggers

>>52524463
kek, nice

MOASS is literally tomorrow. Check em

Is this the BBBY $3 waiting room?

>>52524591
>he doesn't know

>>52524524
It's funny because if DRS indeed was a magical way to eliminate shorts, then certainly the hedgies would have done this from the very beginning instead of spending obscene amounts of money to short the stock for almost 2 years. Grifting clown tries his hardest to sound super smart but gets btfo by simple logic. Too bad amsneeders don't have the brainpower for simple logic.

>>52524614
the latest FUD made me DRS the totally last batch of GME I will ever buy, getting me up to 50% Fidelity and 50% CS (again).

>>52523332
how can you filter cringemines?

>teddy trademarks filed on 8/12, same day as the "at least her cart is full" tweet
>came into effect on 8/16, same day as he sodled BBBY
>trademarks include obvious BBBY/buybuy baby type stuff like bed sheets, towels and china

>pic with carl icahn came right before "Oct 18 2022 Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Announces Commencement of Exchange Offers and Consent Solicitations for Certain of its Outstanding Debt Securities"

>WSJ article published on Nov. 19, 2022 12:00 am ET, the exact moment of the BBBY bond deal deadline, the timing was probably coordinated with RC in exchange for doing the interview
>the article is probably legit since it has direct quotes from RC and a childhood pic of him, and he changed his twitter bio to the book king and announced the teddy books on twitter
>there's still enough ambiguity to allow for RC/icahn, maybe even buffett to be involved with BBBY but they can't talk about it because of the standstill agreement (it would be weird if RC met buffett and icahn just to be friendly and not talk business, they might see it as a waste of time)
>the article has "people familiar with the matter" say things like icahn seemed to be surprised that RC posted the pic on twitter but doesn't outright deny BBBY involvement, they might have talked in private and "the people" might not be aware of any deal

PLEASE LET SOMETHING HAPPEN

PLEASE DON'T BE A LARP/COINCIDENCE

I WAS GOING TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE AFTER THE BIDEN INAUGURATION AND THEN GOT ROPED INTO THIS STONK SHIT

>>52524640

>>52524585
You dropped these king

>>52524659
at least this is the biggest thing to happen in a long time

>>52524680
this is the only thing happening at all

Just to summarise
>Ryan has written a children’s book to get across the message “just wait bro”
>he’s charging cash for this btw
>Icahn was nothing
>GameStop isn’t doing anything about the fraud
>Ryan is friends with GME shooters
>Ryan is invested heavily in stocks MOASS would ruin
>Ryan doesn’t believe in MOASS, we’re nothing but customers to him
It’s over isn’t it?

This is all these shills can come up with?

Seems like dumb crypto baggies trying to get me to sell which I won’t

>>52524470
>>52524470
>His “company” looks like a complete shell
Hot shots is basically the Uber of trucking. If you own a dually or a semi, you can get paid to ship motorcycles and shit as an independent contractor

>>52524591
Yes

baggies

>>52524659
What does any of that have to do with GameStop?

>>52524686
This outlined is definitely a cynical, worst case scenario. That said: the book thing means nothing yet, Icahns involvement is unknown, GameStop may not need to do anything about the fraud to progress/is behind the scenes, the idea of multiple national banks failing as a consequence of gme moassing is mostly a doomsday fetishist meme, the wsj article was obviously contrived to skew negative, etc are all equal possibilities. No one really knows anything except the drs process, the float is probably oversold, and it’s probably a good hold even without moass. Everything else is up to tptb.

>>52524791
If you haven't worked it out by now you never will

>>52524686
It's over bro I'm selling first thing Monday and going all in on #AMC
#apestogetherstronk

Did ryan chobani really play us baggies like that? damn...

>>52524809
Okay, have fun waiting 1-3 years for your standstill agreement to end

kek bbbygies

>>52524862
>he still hasn't worked it out
Kek imagine skipping info posted ITT and not working it out

Kek baggots its so over for you

>>52524914
He fucking sold bros, it's unironically over this time

>>52524901
Cmon Keith, don’t tell me you didn’t do your DD?

>>52524686
reminder that RC is just the chairman, he isn't nearly as involved in the day to day running as here, preddit and the MSM seems to think. Pic related is actually in charge, and has been as tight-lipped as it gets, just listen to his quarterly updates.
i think the only focus has been on profitability, and either this or next quarter they finally go even or even slightly in the black. With crypto/NFT jpgs collapsing, the marketplace isn't going to be a huge revenue driver for a while, until IMX and others developing actual games for it get released.

Eleven of the last twenty posts were filtered automatically. I don't think you understand how comfy I am.

>>52524934
>were at the "well... We didnt need Cohen anyway!" stage of cope
Hahahahahahahaa

>>52524914
>>52524923

>>52524914
I would cream my pants if he sold
DOTR 2 will be sweet as a Georgia peach

>>52524959
>im so comfy

>>52524914
He has to be aware of how bad the optics of this are, right? GME was supposed to be his main priority.

Imagine being so dumb you can't actually understand from info posted ITT about what Teddy is from their trademarks, from the BBBY standstill agreement, Cohens tweet about being the new book king, transplanting Bezos as the shopping empire and that the BBBY bond deadline was last night. The WSJ "interview" coming out today stating "I can't talk about it". You have to be seriously dumb and retarded not to even scroll up and see what sectors Teddy has trademarked and what overlap there is. GMERICA is an empire and it's literally here. Teddy will be selling NFT's as well, so the use case for linking the core business to both for an NFT dividend is set.

Holy fuck you can't be this dumb to bot read the writing on the wall

>>52524974
be careful black people live in georgia

>>52524983
Its ok baggie, some of the DD heavy hitter apes will weigh in and tell you how this can be interpreted as a bullish sign

>>52524985
Imagine typing all that on a Polynesian bongo making forum only for nobody to read it

>>52524985
>omg hes going to use bbby (a dying bath towel store that he sold all his stock in) to overtake amazon bro trust me!
Holy fucking cope. Even gme baggies arent as delusional as bbby baggies. How are you enjoying the price being lower than it was in 1995? Lmaoooo

>>52525005
Made you reply though faggot

>>52524983
This. What the hell was he thinking?

>>52524985
these bandwagoners would reject the GME bull thesis if it were spoonfed to them while it was trading at $4 before the sneeze. regardless of what RC does at this point, as long as it's not going bankrupt it's a deep fucking value play.

>>52525020
>heh, checkmate!

>>52525017
the price being low means that it's a buying opportunity. even a child could understand this. you come across as a shill or an actual NPC.

>>52525030
It's literally just a pair of queer retards who have NPC tier brains

>30 pbtid
>LOOK AT ALL MY POSTS
>CANT YOU SEE HOW RIGHT I AM
>LOOK AT THEM
>IM CORRECT LOOK
>PLEASE LOOK

>>52524985
>>52525030
I just don't care about transforming into a shopping empire or collecting fees on NFTs. I bought in for MOASS. How is this shit different from investing into any other company based on "fundamentals" ?

>seething over post counts
>while adding nothing of value
Kek

>>52525068
>adding nothing of value
>31 pbtid

>>52525067
Because multiple things to do with mergers and acquisitions or if a stealth start up launched a spin off many of these things lead to shorts closing. If teddy is a gamestop spin off we get shares in it. Now imagine those shares are NFT'S

>>52525042
>the price being low means that it's a buying opportunity. even a child could understand this
No, it means the market has decided its a shit company. I happen to agree given the shit financials and the fact that even cohen sold
>>52525067
Dont worry bro its always been a 10 year play stop spreading fud

>Still going on a Saturday night
Today has been exceptionally shilly for a weekend that's for sure.

>the market has decided
Kek
We are so close bros

>>52525125
It surely couldn't be legitimate hodlers getting tired of Book King's antics

I happen to enjoy RC's antics. Of course I'll keep buying more GME.

>>52524660
kek

>>52525082
>Now imagine those shares are NFT'S

go on....

Lol why are they wasting their time on a Saturday night trying to get me to sell my stock?

>>52525215
Desperation mostly

>>52525215
Ryan changed his Twitter bio

>>52525171
I prefer his antiques. The more tired the better the value.

>>52525234
these were the daze

>>52525258
I miss gibbon, tiny cow and the oh melvins

>>52525276
did momiji died

>>52525234
All of these frens sodl

Why did Ryan change his bio, though?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yzokuy/i_believe_ryan_cohen_is_going_to_distribute_his/
hmmmmmmm
>Verification not required.

>wants to turn GameStop into BookShop in a time of unprecedented censorship and lower aptitude test scores
classic Cohen

give me some copium brothers, I'm at the end of my rope.

>>52525201
>go on....
no

>>52525276
I miss Kaiji-kun, loving GME holders!, and Gibbon.

How is it that we have Keith but not Oh Melvins?! At least Oh Kenneth or Oh hedgies.

>>52525330
Check ryans twitter. There is your copium baggie

>>52525317
>RC nukes the shorts on Pearl Harbor day
boedry :DDDD

>>52525322
lower aptitude test scores is exactly when you want more kids to be reading. dumbass.

Two more weeks

>>52523463
>At least BBBY is profitable
It's very much not profitable according to their last filings.

fear is gay as fuck, and so are ledgies

>>52523202
>The Bike Costs How Much?
nuffin

>selling NFTs failed so now hes peddling childrens books to redditards
Kek. Cohen will milk baggies for every penny. Truly fantastic business

>>52525552
i've been to this location in washington

>>52525317
This is pretty fucking grim. AMSneed tier cope. It's just a twitter bio, but that is a very bad look. I am literally getting tired of his antics.

>>52523231
>Tone Vays' retirement account is based around GBTC

>>52525543
>fear is gay as fuck, and so are ledgies
Based Dune paraphraser.

>>52523390
Imagine thinking a WSJ article will give really valuable information, they only give what they can give, also a sprinkle of FUD if necessary. Nevertheless the timing is suspicious to say the least.

>>52525317

Ryan is not this dumb

>>52525095
Now imagine you’re an absolute fucking retard. He would not go through all that bullshit to just release valueless NFT trash as a share.

Crypto baggies lost 98% of their portfolios so they have to come in here and seethe because I’m green with my $84 pre split average

I’m only saying this once niggers, and don’t post it on reddit

The books are in order or what has happened with GME

Ice cream (RC’s takeover)

Work (partnerships and developing the marketplace)

People (DRS)

Hurtful words (BBBY backlash, CFO suicide)

China (Icahn)

You’re also all faggots for taking this long to get it

>>52525831
thanks
t. me later

Cohen will sell before MOASS. It’s always been the obvious happening. He will be forced to sell just like Burry was. It will demoralize low IQ holders, and people WILL sell, but nothing can stop what is coming. Thanks me later.

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

>>52525831
I know we like to be schizo around here, but I will eat a big fat cock if RC making multiple references to China doesn't have to do with Icahn. The writing is on the fucking walls. RC and Icahn are up to something.

>cohen selling is actually boolish bruh trust me

HOLY SHIT COHEN CHANGED HIS TWITTER BIO

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GME ANYMORE
IT'S LITERALLY OVER LMFAO

>MFW BAGGIES ROPE

Trump is back on Twitter. Prepare for maximum assmad. Plebbit will be unusable for a week.

>52525896

Oh Govinda, when you will learn?

This is beyond Cohen, he can literally sell all his shares and nothing will stop what is coming, but of course he will not sell.

WAGMI GME investors, I am disappointed to the levels of stupidity shills have, hedge funds we deserve better shills, don’t send actual chromosomal aberration type of shills please, at least give us interns fueled by cocaine or something.

>>52525886
Also the fact that he spoke to Buffet is very interesting

>>52526023
the jihad is coming

It's plain and simple. the wagmi is on monday.

>>52526010
Yeah fucking right, this whole play hinges on Cohen whether you like it or not.

>>52525671
You realise an NFT of a picture of the inside of his colon as a dividend would suffice to cause shorts to close? It's irrelevant what it is just there are only 300m of them

>>52526064
You’re correct anon

>>52526089
>>52526089
always has been

>>52526064
>RC will mint 300mil NFTs 1 per share
>everyone will still have to claim them and setup the wallet
>no one does except apes
GG

>>52526064
>goatsy 2.0
i can see it, quite literally, in my mind, and that's bad

Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

Baggie bros...what's the newest copium if we find out Cohen sold his shares?

>>52526121
The MOASS is a certainty that’s for sure, but I don’t think is close, more probably in January or march, something about swaps, in the meantime DRSing as much as you can is a wise thing to do.

>>52526144
>MFW THE BAGGIES KEEP WAITING WHEN THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL

>>52526144
DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

test

Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

>>52523481
Kek baggie

>>52526108
>da0LIxON
>DAO:ON

I'm just going to keep buying shares directly from CS every two weeks until MOASS happens. It's really that simple. Anyone with disposable income might want to consider doing the same. Or not. Do whatever you want to.

Very anti bullish that cohen removed gme from bio. Getting real fucking tired of his antiques

>>52524105
If you want to see a fucking comspiracy, go look at the "Road to Roota" comic that was posted on one of the Fed websites.

>>52526257
Fuckin weird

>2022
>shills around the clock
>in a dead meme stock general in a minor sub board of an already niche anime pic appreciator forum
>a meme stock which is perfectly stable in a market shitting the bed
>a meme stock which is trading between $24-29 even though all the analysts and experts said it should be (close to) zero by now (they were all wrong)
>still 24/7 fud by paid basement dwellers, pakistani callcenter whores and low rank glowies working night shifts
>all of judaism visibly and audibly upset about this one meme stock
bullish as all fuck. gme evolved over the last years from a random quick gamble meme stock gme to the only stock in the entire stock market worth buying and holding. next week i'll drop another $10k into it because no other investment feels as comfy as gme.

>>52526245
>Getting real fucking tired of his antiques
heh

Friendly reminder that standstill agreements typically last for 1-3 years and even if Keith is right about BBBY he’s gonna be bagholding for a very long time. Buy GameStop, ignore all fagstocks

>>52526340
based

For those who don’t know: a standstill agreement means that Cohen is not allowed to take a controlling stake in BBBY

>>52526010
Fucking glownigger
This world is filled with nothing but posers
From the bitches to the niggas

WAGMI

>>52526323
>they're laughing at me for losing my money to a reddit cult
>b-bullish!

I've got desu gents, I was feeling pretty worn out, but this whole Teddy/children's books tarp has come at the right time.

It has rejuvenated me. However, one can help but believe the message within the books predominantly surrounds "Delayed Gratification".

Is this a subtle way of saying there will not be a MOASS but instead we're gonna have to hold on for a few more years to reap the fruits of our labour?

Because I've got desu, I was really hoping on drilling some 19 yr old cuties up against the window of my penthouse before summer 2023.

>>52526428
*larp
FFS it keeps changing t b h to desu.

>>52526428
Imagine being told by a billionaire that we need to learn delayed gratification. I'm sick of this. It's been two years.

>>52526481
>SNEED! YOU WILL WAIT FOREVER WITH NO COMPLAINTS!

>>52526428
I just don't get what he's doing. He seems to be all over the place doing fuck all for GME, pumping and dumping BBBY, now he's writing kid's books. He should have the evidence to end this but he hasn't yet, instead he's letting us languish and try to find hidden meaning in his shitty stories like a bunch of schizos.

>52526413
>they’re researching every minute detail about a stock they don’t hold for free
>they’re reading pages long disclosures for a company who’s stock they don’t hold for free
>they read pages long reports from the sec about a stock they don’t hold so they can come to a Mongolian basket weaving forum and misrepresent the details of that report for free
If you’re not a shill your either a retard who hasn’t figured out why anyone would be fudding gme or you need help.

>>52526481
Yeah tis somewhat insulting kek.

Especially now we're going through economic instability.

This book series is simply EPIC!

It really bacons my narwhal!!

Let’s try to keep the discussion to just what is publicly available, ok?

Ryan put like a lot of work into these books and we need to respect the copyright rules, yknow.

>>52526173
Hi

>>52526498
>implying I can read
Kek baggies

Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

>>52526496
I refuse to comb through his children's books looking for secret messages. If he has something to say, he can just say it. None of this Jews Clues bullshit.

>>52526571
>Jews clues

lol!!

+1

Wish I could upvote this twice!!

>childless redditors genuinely believe the only thing they need to do to become trillionaires is to DRS 100% of GME
>they spend thousands of dollars on childrens books instead of GME shares because some jew told them too
Kek baggies. You were never going to make it with reddit on your side

>>52526571
This. I thought he could speak freely for months now.

>>52526428
Sugar anon/ reforestation anon, here. The fantasy of banging a 19 yo sugar baby against the window of a penthouse is mine that ive taked about numerous times on here, and I find it funny that a shill finally latched onto it and possibly tried to play it off as me. What a fucking retard lmao. I'll be watching hedgies being tried, imprisoned and quite possibly getting death sentences (along with glow niggers, media figures and various other traitors) and the state of Israel getting destroyed while the Palestinians take back their homeland from my penthouse on a 100+ inch QLED while playing 6 and 7th gen games and getting sucked off by my sugarbaby. I will then catch a plane to Amman, Jordan and drive to Jerusalem to Dabke in the bloodied alleys of the old city.

I. Buying 50 more shares at the beginning of next month too and I'm DRSing them.

>>52526571
Me too, but the good and bad part is that it seems like they're just kid's books. I am really embarrassed by SS top posts right now, it's better fud than any pajeet could ever hope to shart out. We get enough fud from external sources, I just don't get why Cohen has to add fuel to the fire every time we start making some gains lately.

>52526546
Some you knew to respond to me though. Kek shillies.

I was hospitalized for 5 months can i get a QRD on what happened?
I only take my news from the good folk's of /biz/

>>52526675
DRS plus insiders is a cunt hair from majority ownership of the entire company and shills are shidding and farding verywhere over it.

>>52526654
>i will only get to have sex with a woman if this stock im holding in a dying video game retailer becomes the most valuable stock in the world
Damn you must be ugly. I have sex more days than I dont and I have puts on gme

>>52526481
>>52526506
I know once I get my billions I'm staying far, far away from anything Ryan does in the future. If this is how the faggot acts with one of the biggest and most impactful things to happen to the country in decades while the people who saved his ass by buying those shares are left dealing with some of the worst economic conditions we've ever seen, I'd hate to see how he treats his shareholders in a low stress, stable economy. You're lucky this'll make me and a bunch of other frens such an ungodly amount of money that I'm willing to put up with your bullshit Cohen, or you'd be bankrupt by now. Goddamn prick thinking he's funny with his stupid emojis and his gay png shop. I bet your dad died of cringe.

I just hate hedgeniggers, that's it. That's the message.

DRS is just not going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I don't see that happening. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to sell to keep treading water in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to pay the bills despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up selling a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just not going to keep up. Expect to see declining numbers in the coming months/years and maybe then if there are any apes left who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100%

you idiots, the 2 years was the delay, he's saying that you will be rewarded for your patience

>>52526675
Your near-death hallucinations are of more interest to me, tell me your secrets.

DRS is just going to have an effect until it gets to 100%, and I see that happening soon. With the upcoming recession, apes are going to have to buy to keep steady in this economy. Sure there will be some die hard holders (those who can afford to buy hundreds of shares despite economic turmoil) but the majority of apes will end up buying a portion of their shares month by month. DRS is just going to keep up. Expect to see increasing numbers in the coming weeks/months and maybe then if there are any new apes who still believe in this play, they can go ahead and attempt to DRS 100% and they will succeed

>go to reddit for copium
>front page is filled with this mentally ill delusional crap
u/gamestop was verified a while ago, no reason to suspect that it's a scam account in the first place and why are they still going on about it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yzpsya/mods_how_was_the_ugamestop_account_verified/
this qanon numerology and stupid theory about the books being given as NFT dividends
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/yzffzk/ryan_cohens_teddy_book_ships_in_23_weeks_and_is/
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/yzgtgm/the_teddy_series_theories/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yzfuj8/short_clock_came_around_at_two_and_twelve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yzh7so/tik_tok_tinfoil_dec_2nd/

>>52526323
>10k
Only 10k?
What about 20k?

>>52526707
He is, after all, a Canadian Jew.

>>52526686
>mindlessly masturbates inside used up filthy 4/10 roasties (essentially walking glory holes for the next diseased dick)
>spends more time shilling this idiotic board than actual investors
>paid in tiny fractions of bitcoin
>thinks he's cool
lmao

>>52526686
Don't worry, you'll still be having plenty of sex post MOASS when ur selling your boi pussy to pay for rent.

>>52526428
We're having weird shit happen again post-election, you may get to have your fun sooner than later.

>>52525869
>>52525877
>>52525896
>52525911
>52526154
>52526173
also miss you br0v13t

Bro the moass already happened in January, you just have sell all your shares bro, please bro believe me. You have to move on, bro look at the self reported short interest bro the shorts closed bro, it's a dying brick and mortar bro I'm here to help you I don't want you to lose all your money bro I do this for free I promise bro

>>52526498
>you throw money into shit you don’t understand
>lose money while you pee in your mouth
>get confused about whether people get paid or not to laugh at you
>people are laughing at you burn money and defending it
It’s easy. You just stfu about making it with GME and people will leave. You can’t though because new cope is required weekly from being wrong every week. We will show up to fucking laugh every week you are wrong. Stop being wrong or stop posting it’s that easy.

>>52526675
Chobanie with his antiques removed gme from his twitter profile

>>52526458
This is the most effective fud that I've seen to date.

MOASS won't happen, kek baggies. You'll be stuck holding the bag.

Jesus fuck sell your shares already you morons or else I won't have a job anymore

>>52526654
Er, I think you'll find that actually I was the first anon to discuss smooshing the face of my teen sugar babies up against my penthouse window.

But that's ok, we can share the same dream fren. I'm just not sharing my girls

>>52526747
I hope so. Already lost 2 years to this shit. I deserve millions for my 1000 DRS'd.

WAGMI

>>52526951
Bro the moass is actually really close you just have to hold for a little longer bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand ryan’s masterplan, bro how are you not comfy he tweeted with carl icahn please just try to hold a little longer I promise the moass is about to happen bro

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

Of the 282 posts in this thread, 125 of them were filtered and after double checking them 122 were shills/fud/bot/jeet/smigger posters. Three shitposts managed to make it through and in two of those cases new additions were made to the filter. Shitters tongue my anus, wagmi.

>>52526747
yep.
hold, lad. WAGMI.

Only pussies use filters

Fucking kids books? Really? God I can’t wait for Monday so I can get rid of these bagstop bags
holy shit I can’t believe it took me this long to realize this moass shit was a pipe dream
Meltdownies, I kneel. You won

>>52527093
Kek

Shills being here for free EVERY day.
At more than one point they probably choose shilling over spending quality time with their close ones.
Guys its very unhealthy. Im worried for you when earnings come out. Dont get gastric ulcer.

And dont come back crawling when you finally failled, it will be too late. remember:
Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

I will not sell until there are no shills and/or meltownies in these threads. In fact, I'll be buying more.

>>52523674
You posted this in the last thread.

WAGMI

>>52526752
For the most part i was there it was just extreme pain coming and going. But when it got really bad i started passing out, i thought i was talking to the ladies around telling them "nah it's alright" but i think it wouldn't come out of my mouth.
After that i completely passed out and was in a coma for a while, when i woke up i remembered i saw things like forms and colors like simple geometric stuff, half circles, squares, spirals, dots and lines sometimes overlapping each others sometimes in the same color sometimes not.
I wasn't scared at all when this started to happened, in fact i remember feeling like this was pretty chill. I was extremely scared when i woke up tho.
Maybe "remember" isn't a good way to say it, i was actively trying to remember but it was like remembering a dream you know, couldn't write otherwise i would have taken notes. People said it was the drugs they gave me so idk what it's worth.

>>52526747
He's saying if you waited two years already you should be prepared to wait an additional two years

>>52526747
He should stop saying and start doing. Talk is cheap.

>>52527321
And if you've waited four years, why not another four years? Cohen doesn't want to be sued, okay!? Yeah they're diluting so we can lock the float faster. Cohen sold, and here is why it is bullish.

>>52523231
>MSM telling everyone this is a "discount".
Holy fuck it's happening bros

>>52523641
Kek seethies.

>>52527266
kek wagmies

>>52527423
Kek repeaties

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>52527275
I wish you were still in a coma so I didn't have to read this gay shit

>>52527483
Kek baggies

>>52527275
glad you're feeling better buddy, sounds kind of trippy

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>52527594
Thanks fren, I'm still recovering but i'm better now :)

>>52527507
Understandable

>>52527821
>Understandable
that's just his way of saying he loves you and is glad you're better but wishes you would say less and tell us how you got fucked up in the first place

>>52526769
Yea I tried going on there and the tin foil/schizo meter is through the roof. I said this a while back but the holidays is really where things are going to get ugly. Last year we didn’t have the inflation we have now. I don’t have kids but my gf is low maintenance but even we've been feeling the pinch. Sure as hell most on SS feel it too. Not sure if RC knows this or just doesn’t care but SOMETHING needs to happen. Sneed me all you like you cock slurping mongoloids. I’m still right.

>>52527495

What a good story OP!

I love talking to my family about GME and AMC as well. So far I’ve gotten two of them to DRS 5 shares each.

I wonder if Dave and Ryan will work on a children’s book together? That would be so cool!

>>52527867

>>52527832
A wound i got while working got infected, they gave me antibiotics and we thought it went away but apparently it wasn't strong enough and it spread to the bone
After that it went worse and worse, didn't stop even with all different flavors of antibiotics and i ended up in septic shock

>>52527988
oh you poor thing that fucking sucks dude
checked but goddamn it sounds like they didn't do any follow ups after the initial course huh
I'm glad you're better anon; take care of yourself we all love you
Can't hodl if you're dead now

WAGMI

without including shitcoins, has anyone ever been wrecked as thoroughly as BBBY fags?

>>52528026
Maybe AMC baggies but idk..

>>52528026
everyone makes mistakes anon
no need to jerk yourself off to the failings of lesser men right?

WAGMI

>>52528035
Kys

>>52528026
I bet $2000 on Trump winning in 2020, not really the same I guess because that was just straight gambling.

>>52528102
>>52528102
>>52528102
Threaded.

>>52527275
Glad you're okay.

>>52528014
>>52528122
Thx u frens