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bears dont get to cum

How's your trading day going, anon?

Got trapped in a SPX short today. Feels really fucking bad.

PRTY rockers unironically gonna make it

the entire global financial markets will be in complete shambles, and Party City will rise

>>51311821
Paging vagina anon did you close your puts

SPY... go down now

today is leg day

>>51311652

I will never understand consooomerism. The appetite for useless gadgets and baubles of the average American is truly astounding.

>>51311860
My ENPH calls are taking off.

>>51311863
I know that feeling. I bought a shit load of puts, and now i feel like i'm not even going to make it.

>>51311860
it's my day off so pretty well

What the fuck is with oil? Is anybody still in it? Seasonality for Sept/Oct is supposed to be great for oil. What's the problem? Is this the bottom before a breakout?

>>51311874
I just did hot yoga yesterday because my friend invited me.
What a bunch of bullshit. If I wanted to sweat my balls off, I'd just do calisthenics with my air conditioning off. Plus I was alongside all of the local strippers and wogs.

i made some oc

>>51311889
it needs to stay low so europoors don't cause a global financial crisis with margin calls and you loose your job.

Reminder RKLB will survive on government contracts

>>51311877
Better than wasting money on the stock market.
My games and anime figs have ended up being way better investments than stocks many have doubled in value.

>>51311860
it's going
going down!

>>51311877
Stuff tends to make people happier than more money.

Fuck holding these oil bags are gunna be burtal for a while

>>51311923
Tomorrow that French cunt will announce a 75bps hike alongside a 3 trillion Euro energy loan facility. Cap this.

Oil is collapsing too hard for reasons that should be bringing the wider market with it. I am calling bullshit.

today is GME earnings so make sure to take some time to harass our fine folks at reddit over in /gme/

>>51311923
ah yeah, so it's being artificially held down. so i'm fkn out - i'm not rich. in fact if i don't make it, i'll become a hazard too.

Looks like another great entry for more puts. They've just pumped it up, but we're going to drop another 10% this week. There's no saving this sinking ship with The Big Guy at the helm.

aaaayyyyyyyy
quite the lum today

can we have just one (1) day with 1 (one) real and straight organic dump instead of this fake and gay jew pump

I call this the tits of doom
Shit is going to give us a 5% draw down and you're gonna like it, faggots

Oilbros, it's definitely %100 over now

>>51311962
priced in already or not?

>Cineworld files for U.S. bankruptcy.
Britain is crashing.

>>51311962
Where are they gonna find those 3T?

>>51311993
Just depends on how I play it. I'll let you know what I decide but it'll go the other way almost immediately.

>>51311969
by 10% this week I meant to say by the end of the month. It'd take a nuclear attack or something to get those kinds of numbers. Which while still on the table, I don't think anybody has gotten enough digits to make it a reality.

What's the rule regarding the 200 and 10 day moving averages? If the 10 crosses the 200, the stock may trend in that direction? I am a noob and forgot what I've read

>>51311860
fat fingered a trade at open and im down 30 dollaridoos

>>51311993
Oil just plunged on news that the EIA is increasing forecasted demand. Nothing related to energy or energy-FX is "pricing in" anything.

>>51311938
My WW2 helmets and medals have either retained their value or gone up.
>>51311877
But I get the point, useless "Home sweet home" signs and shit like that will never have any value.
Except >>51311955

>>51312008
Those 3t live in a computer. We just have to summon them...somehow.

>>51312008

>>51312019
i'm down $900 in 24 hours from shitty oil. government absolutely destroyed oil trading.

SPY option strikes generally increment by $1, though occasionally there are $.5 strikes. Why is this?

>>51312040
>>51312043
>Freeze to death due to energy margin calls
>Starve to death due to Weimar inflation
Damn, sux for Europe now. Think us burgers will get to pilfer some cheap castles in the collapse?

>>51312015
The 200 MA is the long term (and lagging) indicator. Stocks above it are generally bullish, and the opposite is true. It's also a good support/resistance area. The 50 MA crossing above the 200 is known as a golden cross, and a death cross if moving below.

>>51312015
it's the 50/200 and they are sma's dma is just the time frame. when the 50 crosses the 200 that's a golden cross and typically followed by bullish moves. if the 200 goes over the 50 that is a deathcross and typically followed by bearish movement. here's spy green line is the 50 red line is the 200 you can see where they crossed and where they've been support and resistance throughout the summer.
>no 10/200 you want 50/200

https://youtu.be/1ztE_fF70EY

Bobo pls... you had months of fun.
Just 1 or 2 green weeks

>>51312092
>>51312093
damn you got that out a lot faster than i did

>>51312092
>>51312093
are we in a golden cross or death cross on the spy?

>>51312037
i tried to get into buying shit off amazon like everyone else. i bought two things and both were cool for like a week then just sat in my closet. but my family members and friends buy tons of shit off amazon for a temp dopamine fix then toss it.

>>51312099
we're going diglet hunting, they live around the $350 SPY area.

>>51312131
MESSAGE

>>51312111
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/StMKghkeu84

Did all the children go back to school or something? It's been super slow in here.

>>51312093
>>51312092
Thanks dudes

>>51312093
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/financial-astrology-recession

Why don't you just go all in and invest on the basis of whether Venus is ascending or descending anon?

>>51312214
So many bagholders that few have liquidity left.

>>51312071
oof. yeah im makin small poorfolio plays tryin to learn

Fucking Euros cant pay their gas bill causing my oil grains to eat shit

>so smart
>so brave
This is literally the best you could do. This is the best idea you could come up with. I’m bearish on the whole economy. People are so fucking stubborn and stupid.

>>51312214
Personally, I'm busy writing a speech for tomorrow.

We did it boys! We punished for the peasants for thinking they're allowed to profit from public "regulated" stock exchanges!

>>51311974
That tuck game is astonishing frfr

>>51312255
Oh cool, what's it about?

Man, Hell or High Water was a great movie. I wish it was more well known.
>The villains were bankers.
>>51312253
90% of teachers are lazy, sanctimonious fucks who think teaching the state-mandated curriculum is some sort of accomplishment.

>>51312131
still in the deathcross on the daily and 4hour time frame also the 1h and even the 30m. 15m curling aggressively up and 5m golden premarket. those are never gurantees but in hind sight on a retest of the 50 this morning i should have entered calls. circled is the goldencross arrow is the retest and like 70% safe to enter calls.

>>51312250
oil is killing me. fkn worst trade i've done.

AEVA

>>51311821
>oil -5%
Saudi's got btfo'd hard. Think they'll cut it further?

>>51312295
Still curious about the vaganon from the previous thread, did he close his puts

>>51312268
>tuck game
T-that's a dude? If that's a dude, then I'm a dude. If you know what I'm sayin ;)
>>51312308
Awe, lil babys first losing trade

>>51312290
Just a monthly update on some boring initiative at work. Actually had to give the last one while I was on a pseudo-vacation offsite.

>>51312152
>like everyone else
Medal collecting is a niche hobby for people interested in history, it's so small we had to join the coin collectors
>then toss it
What? That is seriously retarded
Unless it was just worthless medals.
German Iron Crosses are valued around 50 dollars, if you have a certificate on it and so on, it can go as high as 200-500 dollars.
The medal I posted was mainly just for fun, since it was named Vojak and I don't bother uploading my collection.
I also have a Leningrad resident medal, given to everyone that survived Leningrad.
A german mother medal in silver, worth around 50-75 dollars.
A patriotic war medal first and second class, worth 50 and 30 usd.
See the two "Order of Victory" medals on Zhukov's chest, each one has an estimated cost of 10 million.

>>51312323
idk but here we are

>>51311889
I didn't wanna get in because of American midterms.

>>51312012
baggie youve managed to get a simp crew of what sounds to be at least 2 people or 1 person with multiple personality disorder. you should start an onlyfans I bet they'd bankroll your next TSLA moves.

>>51312342
Was it from Jackson's Hole?

>>51312365
I should have followed that thinking

>>51312364
I think they would expire tomorrow so that doesn’t necessarily help him

>>51312382
>implying I'd doxx myself

>>51312368
Bro i got 10s of thousands of fans throughout the world listening to my ancient knowledge podcast.

>>51312226
These methods are far to advanced for TA retards, don't bother

>>51312257
I THOUGHT I OWNED A THOUSAND SHARES OF THE PERMIAN BASIN OUTPUT AND I WENT ON VACATION FOR THREE YEARS AND NOW ITS TRADING AT 36 TIMES WHAT MY CORPORATION WAS COMPENSATED WHEN THE LAST TRADE SYMBEL DELIST, I SHOLD HAVE JUST PLAYED ROULETTE.


THIS MARKET IS NOT A FUNNY CLOWN MARKET, IT IS FILLED WITH FRAUD AS BAD AS CRYPTOS>
>PIC RELATES FUTURE S

LOL

>>51312402
>implying we can't tell its (you) Jay

>>51312425
Just for that, we're going 100.

>>51312405
What trades you doing today baglet?

>>51311889
boy i say boy are you stupid or somethin'

>>51312257
>Sire, it turns out the castle guard also participated in trading and they lost all of their money as well.

i already have a system and way too many indicators as it is. i'm a pieces does that count?

buy buy buy

>>51312393
The SPR will run out in like, what, a month? Long there.

>>51312430
Do me a favor and make it 250. Crash this motherfucker with no survivors, I want blood.

>>51312439
I'm getting fucked after loading up on some SPY puts this morning.

Holy snibs. My portfolio is exactly as it was at 9:30am

Right here’s the thing, my currency is going down the toilet. All my savings are in dollar denominated stocks and gold, will I benefit from the pound becoming as valuable as the Argentinian peso?

>>51312458
I want a 10% BOD suicide rate bobo. Make it 20%, and I'll pay someone to suck your dick.

>>51312454
When withdrawals end in late October, there will still be over 350 million barrels left.

If you think otherwise, you now know not to trust charts without 0 on their axes.

And if you think they stop withdrawing from that point onwards, I will remind you to consider the continent of Europe.

>>51312458
Politics is the art of the possible.

Why are you all so doom and gloom? The indexes are green.

>>51312020
>crude futures YTD +8.8%
>s&p 500 YTD -17.6%
literally nothing, US oil majors are profitable all the way down to maybe $65/bbl

nice crash you had there bobo, but it's time for the bulls to run

>>51312483
I feel that Baggie. I got puts for 392 when we were bouncing off 394 today. Now this shit market jumped back up too 395

>>51312517
That is really the problem.

>>51312529
Bulls running
>kek
energy and utilities only

>>51312362
i'm not talking about admirable historical appreciation anon, i'm talking about typical spending patters, the kind of useless baubles you'd find at brookstones or sharper image before they went out of business in all the malls. robot toothbrush cleaners, wine oxygenators, suitcase trinkets, scientifically ineffectual hair products and body scrubs, having 15 cheap massagers, etc etc. airport tier trinkets you buy out of boredom. see the incredibly popular wish.com for details.

>>51311993
>priced in already or not?
there is no alternative to being "priced in already"
what are you gonna do? sell assets?

captcha: a24g0y

>>51311860
Started building SQQQ position in anticipation of red dildos Thurs or Fri. Entered a little early but will buy more if qqq pumps to 298.61. Just scalping what I can here & there on swings.

>dollar index goes down
>stock indeces go up equally
it's all an illusion

>75 bps hike pretty much confirmed at this point
>markets pumping

>>51312627
Priced in.

God damn, she's still going down. Will it hit 80 today?

>>51312226
>>51312421
total meme, i wanna see volume, i'm more inclined to believe that jewish holidays are buy and sell astrology.

>>51312514
Based Jerome.
>>51312500
Consider it done, although roll those rope calls out to October at the earliest.

>>51311889
I am looking for reentry in Oct in anticipation of the SPR release ending.

daily inflation nowcasting

>>51311965
>calling bullshit
On what Anon?

You guys, im so excited for the AAPL consoomer event. I hear the new iphones are going to have satellite connections now. Droidlets could never.

>>51312514
>pic

kek

>>51311889
you got it backwards. Seasonality for oil is at a trough in sept/oct.

there's just no bottom in oil, it just keeps falling further

>>51311889
>What the fuck is with oil?
last leg down of an A-B-C corrective wave, maybe.

The Saudis are going to cut off the US

>>51312699
I'm reminded of when those Nickel trades got reversed earlier this year.

>>51312724
>OIL PLUNGES 15% AS EMERGENCY OPEC+ MEETING AGREES TO 20 MILLION BPD CUT

>>51312724
Remember when they gave Joe Biden covid?

>>51312724
What part of "It's the 1970s" do you guys not understand?

>>51312724
The US supplies most of their military weaponry, supplies, and spare parts

GEVO bags getting heavier and heavier…

Biden has BUCK BROKEN oil bulls.
Golden Biden bullrun is fucking BACK
There is no harbinging of the meltup needed. It is fucking here.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>oil
>USD wrecking ball crushing everything
>europe going into a depression
>xinnie locking down every city
>rest of EM going into a recession on account of the above mentioned USD
>US production increasing more than expected
>possible iran deal
i knew those FCF yields were too good to be true but i still couldn't stop myself

>>51312741
Not for much longer.
You heard it here first.

>>51312740
idk i was born in 1993 and don't drive a car so not a lot

lmao it's just funny at this point.
You can't seriously fucking tell me with a straight face that the market isn't, on some level, deliberately fucking traders in the ass.

>>51312741
wakey wakey

>>51312771
...and then what happens?

>>51312771
>Saudis kicking off WW3
solid dark horse pick; I could see it

>STOXX600 Banks Sep 22 124.20 124.70 122.70 -1.35 -1.08%

>buffett bought the top in oil just like in 2014
lol. lmao, even.

Oil? The way you guys are bagholding they should call it goyl.

>>51312421
no anon, i think i understand perfectly well that astrology is to technical analysis what reality dating drama shows are to sportsball.

>>51312740
i dont understand any part of that

>>51312405
Tell me what you think about Graham Hancock please.

>>51312802
would they really play the same card twice?

>>51312796
Idk I’m not Nostradamus

apple event starting
global satellite plans are coming btw

>>51312793
>You can't seriously fucking tell me with a straight face that the market isn't, on some level, deliberately fucking traders in the ass.
I went cash gang because I used to be able to make a lot of money doing this but now I hit my stop losses almost every trade and then it immediately goes where I expected. I even broke even correctly buying BBBY 7 puts at 11 dollars because of the retarded redditors pumping it at 8$ for no reason and hitting my stop loss

>>51312811
kek
is he gonna drop his OXY bags at 15$ again like a fucking idiot?

This is a fake green,right?
Oil is literally dying and we're green?
How the fuck does that happen

>>51312847
I thought that was mossad though?

Recession cancelled chuds

>>51312699
Oil is a decade+ long term play.
It's a long term bet that energy will eventually adjust to inflationary metrics and catch up to fair value.
My current guesstimate is that crude Oil will find fair value somewhere between $400 to $600 by the end of this decade.
That would "theoretically" mean a x5 in USO from here, maybe.

>>51312830
>Stagflation
>High oil prices
>Cities rampant with crime
>Wet rag president
>Apathy amongst the public

I've been long the last 2 weeks. now I just got short. prepare to pump.

just gota call from upstairs

it's over boys, this is the big one

Bulls get fucking trend days when the market isn't even fucking trending in their direction. Whatever the fuck is going on, it has gotten blatantly ridiculous.

Oh look OIL is down because the PPT was told to bail out Biden.

Never selling.

>>51312878
Based pre-bunker

>>51312405
There is no such podcast you schizo! I've looked and never found it.

>>51312872
well shit, i guess they can take a turn then
>$AAPL COMPUTER EVENT
https://youtu.be/ux6zXguiqxM

AHHHH AAPL CONSOOMER EVENT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> please ignore this post, I am simply manipulating the algos in to pumping

>>51312906
Bobos are terrorists

made a 2$ profit on my second trade. first one was -30$

I hope the guy I called a vag in the previous thread got out clean on his SPY puts

>>51312962
Good job.

Amazing. Just what we always needed in a watch - a period tracker. By god they've done it again.

>>51312962
>first one was -30$
Damn, the market is so fucked up that not even the first one being free is true anymore. My condolences anon.

>>51312981
I hope we hear from vaganon. He was such a sweet guy

>>51312852
NEW
CONNECTIVITY

>>51312987
this is gonna revolutionize the entire tech industry innit

They are using Celsius in the apple event wtf

>>51312926
You're probably just looking in the wrong places.

>>51312848
Well I'll tell you: the Saudi military starts to shut down because anything more advanced than an AK-47 stops working due to lack of US-supplied spare parts and maintenance (you wouldn't believe the number of US contractors needed to keep stuff running)... and this happens rather quickly too... a matter of months. Without operable US intelligence/surveillance equipment, the Saudis start to lose their grip on the Iranian backed radicals in Yemen, who start to publicly gain the upper hand. Islamic extremists throughout Saudi Arabia see this as their opportunity to rise up, after being held down for decades by the police state. The Saudis try to acquire Chinese/Russian equipment, but acquisition, training, and deployment is slow. Besides, all of the useful Russian stuff is already in Ukraine, and the Chinese equipment has never been tested in any serious conflict... only peacetime, and surprise surprise most of what they allow for export is just cheap Chink shit that breaks. Saudi Arabia collapses into a civil war.

>>51313014
Yeah, Euros are still using phones from the Bush administration.

I'm buying more USO

>>51312906
gotta keep the bullish trend sorry fren
>this new aapl computer shit seems like it could all be released in free software patches

Alright this is pretty fucking gay so far fuck apple
>t apple consooomer

Is BULZ a buy

HEY TIM APPLE
I STILL CAN'T PIRATE PHOTOSHOP ON MY NEW CRAPBOOK

>>51313056
Why do poker players wear sunglasses again?

>oil down 5% in a single day on confirmation of global recession fears
>entire first world continent going to freeze to death
>bulls rejoice over 1% gain

>>51313047
The Saudi's already have SRBM from the chinks after the Iranian revolution and Iran-Iraq war happened. The transfer was arranged by the CIA.

>midterms

>>51313142
to hide the tears

I WITNESSED LUNACHADS

>>51313094
They're only on their 8th generation of Apple Watch. We'd need to wait another 20 generations before widespread adoption. Please be patient.

oilchu- i mean chads... are we going to be ok?

>>51313142
ostensibly to hide tells. realistically because they are autistic math nerds with crippling social anxiety and it provides an extra layer of protection between them and socialization.

>>51308711
>I fucking love Jerome Powell and this retarded administration. It's a once in a decade opportunity to buy all the stocks and ETFs you want at great entry points

But which ones will you buy? I won't have a high paying job for at least 6months to a year. Hopefully everything works out for me in time.

>>51311821
I'm holding on to an oil stock for a dividend. Now it looks like I'm going to be stuck in a position

>>51313167
you know what the best part of this gif is? she still has to go back up the stairs.

>>51312811
He should've bought YPF instead of some trashy US producer.

>>51313209
that's a webm

>>51313094
Not as bad as lowes, they keep texting me problems about working on a house that I don't even live at or own, wish they would leave me alone.

Uranium chads...

>>51313209
>she

>>51313166
>he thinks that's when this is over

>>51313094
>"Pay up bitch for inferior hardware so you can signal your CONSOOMPTION"
Literally AAPL's central business identity for decades. Kind of like TSLA, but at least AAPL's shit works at first.

Almost at 600 shares of SOXL im gonna be so rich by 2024

>>51313201
Just watched casino royale (the bond film) and not a single player at the table wore glasses. Lots of actual top players don’t wear them either
>>51313167
Probably true

>>51313237
>not technically possible
Can't exactly say that the government is a bunch of bureaucratic faggots now can he

>>51313261
sounds suspiciously like something a poor would say

SBUXers, the chart today showed the start of a Chad Fad

>Apple says I'm one of their six million and wants to give me $14.45 compensation as part of a warranty lawsuit settlement.

At least I have until the 30th of December to see if it's worth it.

why would i need a watch to notify me i fell off my bike or got in a car wreck? i should fucking already know.
>bearish on aapl computer stores

APPLE WATCH GIGA ULTRA

>the entire financial establishment starts behaving like the enron scandal

>>51313323
Here's the pitch: LifeAlert, but gayer.

>>51313303
AAPL CONSOOMERS are clueless about computers and some of the worst programmers I have ever worked with.
TSLA CONSOOMERS are clueless about literally everything else. Cars, public transportation, space in general, AI, etc.
AAPL and TSLA are the desginated midwit padded wall cells.

>>51312724
>oil now back to its december 2021 prices
oilkeks and opecshits BTFO even after opec tried to scare the markets

>>51313338
kek

>>51313323
Can it tell when you're masturbating?

>>51313332
Could be worse, you could be German

>>51313257
no, that's when the real apocalypse begins, bobo's delight
it should be right now but as we all know evil biden is stopping the real crash because of his 'I AM THE SENATE' delusions

>>51313361
>worst programmers I have ever worked with.
lol. I lived in silicon valley for 10 years and literally every firm uses apple hardware. Cope and seethe.

>>51313270
i watch a good deal of poker. there are usually a few people at the table wearing them, some take them off and set them on the table. more ppl wear them in earlier rounds when the tv cameras are absent.

>>51313371
I'm starting to feel the need to slurp. I know oil can go lower but not much lower.

>>51311877
>The appetite for useless gadgets and baubles of the average American is truly astounding.
that's literally all you have to understand about it to make money

>>51313376
>Can it tell when you're masturbating?
You bet your ass it does

>>51313381
>That ad
Jesus tap-dancing Christ

do any of you guys use a notebook/journal not just for trading but just general organization, keeping yourself on track? i really need to start getting my shit together

>>51313434
gross

>>51313434
All fat and no shape

>>51313434
manufactured for Moor meat

>>51313457
>Watch for failures
I'm watching for more CFOs doing backflips off of skyscrapers.

>>51313477
Left is pretty nice, right is gross

>>51313166
Why this date?

Can Android track my ovulation cycle? Didn't think so. That's why I'm invested in $AAPL

>>51313381
this woman lives in a spacious apartment, designer artsy wank lamps in the halway, with scented candles and a huge couch, and she cant afford a space heater for 30$?

>>51313434

>>51313381
The absolute state of Germoids

>>51313507
Android is confirmed for trannies.

>>51313434
imagine the shits they must make

>>51313518
There won't be any power or fuel to run the space heater is the point
Or better yet, there won't be any space heaters to buy

>>51313503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_United_States_elections

800$ mk ultra watch boys lets goooooooooo

>>51313434
Fucking gross, we need to cleanse this image with an actual attractive woman.

>>51313166
2 weeks after shemitah ends
convenient

>>51313434
I would destroy the one on the left.

Right is too much for me. Not my thing.

>>51313594
Anyone make a SPY/Shemitah correlation chart yet?

>>51313585
thats a man

>>51313585
that aint no woman baby

>>51313606
go to /pol/ you antisemite

>>51313612
So is this, so what?
Also,
>still not back yet
Lol. Lmao even.

Hello everyone! Good morning or Midday, wherever you are. Here is the News for September 7th, lots going on today!
>Fed appears to be on path to 0.75 point rate increase during their meeting on Sep 20-21. Officials have signaled there will be further rate increases over the next two meetings, but they will be smaller
>Netflix changes corporate culture and hunts for cost-cuts
>Luxury car sales are rising faster than ever before
>Musk allowed to amend Twitter Countersuit with Whistleblower Claims that Twitter has hidden major security flaws
>BlackRock denies Republican claims of climate activism
>Kim Kardashian teams up with Jay Sammons to launch private equity firm called Skky Partners, aimed at buying out and taking over companies. Jay Sammons is the former global head of consumer, media and retail at investment firm, Carlyle Group, one of the largest mega-funds in the world
>Biden warns new UK Prime Minister, Truss, that trade deals with the US are off the table if she fails to keep the peace in Northern Ireland

World News:
>EU seeks more taxes on European Electricity companies. The Extra taxes trigger at $200/MWh market price. The current price is $450/MWh. Excess revenues above $200/MWh to be redistributed to companies and households
>Shortage of Carbon Dioxide needed to carbonate beverages, as it is a by-product of fertilizer production, and Fertilizer production has slowed
>Spotify chief calls on EU to “accelerate” antitrust case against Apple
>Germany to use Coal power for a third of its electricity
Lots of news today, but that's what I found interesting. Hope everyone's day is going well
>

Here's an actual attractive woman

>>51313585
>wide shoulders
>square jaw
>man chin

>>51313640
You leave her alone. She's always a woman to me.

>>51313434
imagine the twerkwind

>>51313470
Yeah, there's a faggot on YouTube named Clark Kegly that has a pretty good Journaling method. It helps alot when I do it.
>t. Addanon

I bought the top of GSAT today

>>51313434
Long corn syrup.

>>51313637
I'm an antidentite.

>>51313646
>>Biden warns new UK Prime Minister, Truss, that trade deals with the US are off the table if she fails to keep the peace in Northern Ireland
What the fuck? This dude thinks it's still the fucking 90's? Or just got done watching Patriot Games.

PRTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT

>>51313684
Wait are people shilling GSAT again? Kek I thought that turd died years ago

>>51313646
>netflix changes corporate culture
how can they possibly get any more progressive than they already are?

I've been watching SOXL for a while. That shit is never going to recover is it?

>>51313470
I use the Notes app on my devices. Much easier to search for keywords.

>>51313699
based mick sticking it to john bull by day one threatening and offending our longest and most trustworthy ally for no reason.

>>51313699
Checked, I bet he thinks she's Thatcher lol

PRESS D TO DAB ON OILKEKS

My boy BLUE doin a lil somethin somethin. I'm going to buy that new apple watch thing with my GREEN

>>51313708
I FELL FOR THE APPLE USING THEIR SATELLITES MEME

>>51313646
thanks anon. appreciate the work

oil going down puts my heart at ease as oil spiking was an indicator before a major crash to happen

>>51313777
My pleasure. And checked!

>>51313710
Open door pedophilia

>>51313758
based Sonic Heroes poster
D

>>51313774
it was supposed to come to the phone so still could happen.

YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THAT INSTITUTIONS ACTUALLY WANT THIS SHIT
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A SCAM TO ASSRAPE US BACK INTO DIGGING HOLES

WE WERE TOLD THAT IT IS A PUBLIC, GOVERNMENT-REGULATED STOCK EXCHANGE, AND INSTEAD THE GOVERNMENT JUST USES TO IT FUCKING ASSRAPE THE PUBLIC FOR DARING TO STOIP DIGGING HOLES.

Is 75 bps finally priced in?

>>51313823
Depends. Is 78% "priced in" enough? https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

PPT IS NOW JUST BLATANTLY AND OPENLY THROWING VOLUME AT THE MARKET TO MOVE THE PRICE OVER THRESHOLDS

THIS IS BUTTFUCKING RIDICULOUS
THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION BELONGS IN FUCKING PRISON

>>51313719
It's bottomed out. But naturally you'll wait until it's $17-18 before you hop back in.

>oil spiking was an indicator before a major crash to happen

>>51313704
we're gonna make it, anon :')

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>>51311821

This fake and gay rally, its total bullshit. I don't fucking believe this shit!

>>51313708
Rabbi, Paw Patrol cup cake liners are going on sale as we speak, you should take a look.

>>51313855
What level of autism is this?

>>51313855
Got a hot new job tip for you: https://www.ecb.europa.eu/careers/html/index.en.html

>>51313646
Thank you /biz/ intern. Did you forget my coffee?

>>51313842
I don't want any part of it. I'm just curious if it's even feasible that it will reach back to $70+ within our lifetime

>>51313585

>>51313858
Post your losses.

>>51313646
>Luxury car sales are rising faster than ever before
Rich dumb fucks

>>51313890
I don't have any losses because I haven't sold anything you fucking retard.

>>51304496
>>51304496
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>>51313868
base level, pretty low tier autism stuff

I carry these poloroids of my wife in my wallet

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>>51313922
So you’re like 50

>>51313922
I swear to god that looks liek a scrotum

>>51313922
me too

>>51313829
Possibly. The real thing I’m worried about is whether they learned their lesson from last time and hint at rate increases down the line instead of giving market hopium. Next FOMC’s bps hike is not priced in I don’t think.

How fucked am I lads?

IS IT EVER GOING TO BE TIME FOR THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES TO SELL
ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO HOLD THIS SHIT OVERNIGHT
IS THE SEC REALLY JUST GOING TO LET THIS GO ONE FOREVER, WHATEVER IT IS

>>51313867
I want no part. Will not fomo into PRTY

>>51313944
his wife is a man

>PARTY CITY 2.30
>PARTY CITY 2.30
>PARTY CITY 2.30
>PARTY CITY 2.30

>>51313922
Is that Remy?

>>51313967

rekt bobo
$4200 EOW checkem

>>51313976
kek how does this piece of shit keep on pumping

>>51313967
hold fucker tomorrow is the move

>>51313381
The thot would be bait so the nigger would rob and murder the old woman

>>51313976
WE PRTYIN SON, CRANK THE SEX MUSIC I'M READY TO FUCK
https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo

>>51313984
We already explained it to you nigger. Its a coming back from the dead as a store and its getting gamma squeezed

Gentlemen, I don't mean to scare you, but the time may soon come where we need a designated baker facility in order to provide the posting markets with immediate thread liquidity.

>>51313969
you seem like the sort of guy who shows up to the indian casino wasted, doubles up after each loss, blames the dealer after each hand, the gets thrown out for shoving security.

GSAT halted
LOL

>>51314013
nobody gives a fuck if these threads die, this place is a shit hole anyway.

>>51314024
IF IT'S SOME SCAM ASS CASINO FULL OF GLOWFAGGOTS LYING ABOUT HOW ALL THE GAMES WORK THEN YEAH PROBABLY

Schizo's were right. GSAT to da moons.

>>51313381
unrealistic in so many ways

>>51313839
Just incredible, it keeps going. These people deserve to be minecrafted, they're also crafting bullish stories in the media to make things look better than they are

>>51314031
Upwards, right? Right??

>>51314035
That opinion has been expressed by certain namefagging members of this committee, yes.

>>51314035
If you don't enjoy tasteful banter then you don't need to come to the next thread.

https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA
PRTY
PRTY
PRTY

>>51314031
just as apple announced the SOS system

>>51314072

>1 green day after 7 red days

>ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THE (JEWS) ARE MANIPULATING THE MARKET

why are bobos so fucking retarded?

>>51314085
PRTY TIME MOTHER FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

fuck meee I should not have sold my 10,000 PRTY shares yesterday at $100 profit

>>51314101
>>51314101 aaaaaaaaa

>>51314081
Fine I won't!

>>51314072
>not hedging your shorts with cheep ootm calls
but why?

>>51314096
You dumb nigger, the market should be down far more than a measly 4% drop in the last 2 weeks. We should be looking at 3700 SPY. I forgot how retarded you permabulls are

>>51312514
Yeah, I'm wondering how to play this. I assume they'll stop SPR withdraws because Jim Brandon literally doesn't give a fuck how high gas prices go after 11/8/22, and the people managing his brain actually want them to go as high as possible.
But on the other hand, if the partisan narrative dictates it, our ruling class has absolutely no problem emptying the country's last reserve of fuel to survive a catastrophe or a war to make the Bad Number go lower for a few news cycles.

>>51314113
It's not over yet, wtf stupid power outage.

>>51313434
Superior white women.

>>51312740
>it's the 1970s
How do I use crypto to assassinate a president?
Also how much would that cost?
Asking for a friend

>>51312724
Sounds like a democracy hating, freedom hating genocidal regime could uses some changing