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pay me 10 grand to sell my doge coin

Do people here actually have jobs? How the fuck did you do that?

>>57742207
I unironically need BTC to hit 3 million to make it

anything less than $10M is literally nothing

if you're losing your shit over 0.86% then maybe investing just isnt for you

>>53004612
You wont

I was just squeezing my penis idly and I never noticed before there's like a hard line on both sides at the top like inside my penis, feels like a mini spinal column sort of and it's bumpy, is this normal? does anyone else have this? Please feel the top half of your dick now

I make do with a meager lifestyle. I live in a small apartment, eat cheap meals, pinch pennies to live within my means. I am content. Or so I thought.

Today I visited an acquaintance who lives in a well over 6,000 square foot mansion. Beautifully decorated, extravagant facilities, closets as big as my apartment, multiple dining rooms, multiple entertainment rooms, a private gym, a private tennis court, two massive garages filled with luxury sports cars, surrounded by acres of private land.

I now understand that my contentment with my lifestyle is a cope. This isn't a life. Now what the fuck do I do?

oilchu- i mean chads... are we going to be ok?

Why is the VIX red when we're dumping?

>>51053887
>The bottom is in March
That sounds a bit excessive.

u-uhm... OILSISSYSLUTS... is it over?

>>50869284
i got a boner watching that

oil princesses... you said it was going to 150

>>50450287
>>50450324
>>50450352
Bo-bros...
Never forget that the market exists to part you from your money. What's happening right now is multifaceted, but essentially the market is just sprung the trap on inexperienced bears who couldn't identify an incoming headfake.
Now the market is in the process of trapping the bulls for the n'th time. We'll probably have another legdown starting sometime next week.

In the meantime, don't fight the market. Being perma-bearish is just as retarded as being a perma-bull.

>>50293067
Can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>50245456
Nope. I still see one.

>>49911203
>QQQ being down 30% it’s hard to keep shorting
Yea.
Headfakes are what's scaring me. Sat on 120x short earlier sweating bullets from any uptick.
Although, I do think that there's at least one more legdown, but I don't think it will start before july 10th.

$6

>just got out of the shower
>already sweating
fml

bonus: typing this while naked

>>29873014
Are you serious? Explain.

>>29757870
>my gf said she wants us as a couple to start caming and selling on onlyfans.

Oh no.

I won't sell one single XRP before $5
These dips do nothing to me, I've been here for months.

>>27254271
Guys buy DOGE if we just all HODL it might reach $1! If we all believe in it it can really reach it! If we get all miners to stop mining for a day we can really make this happen! Or we can get the devs to limit the amount of Doge per minute just for a day that will explode the price to $1!