/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50221302
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,168.026B, 96P = 22.584B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
GERN: >>50205957

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

Bros this dip has me SHOOK. If they can dump us $15 in seconds like it's nothing, what's stopping them from doing it after the split when we're back down at $30??!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

*inhales*

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It's already happening.

OH NO BROS ONIONS TEAM SIX GOT LAID OFF HOW WILL GAMESTOP EVERY SURVIVE

So now that the CFO is getting replaced, doesn't this mean MOASS is cancelled until the new CEO is compensated in shares at whatever the average price will be 30 days from now?

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

What's happening is Ken is feeling the heat as liquidity dries up for paying the maintainece fees on his short positions, the CFO was forced into a van with a kidnapped child, a gun was put to his head, he had to have sex with a child on video or they'd shoot him, this is what they did to Mike Pence to make Biden win the election, now Ken Griffon has video evidence of the CFO having sex with a child, the CFO was forced to obey his orders to depart and start the layoffs to tank the share price.

>>50221361
Correct, the CFO being laid off will likely postpone the split divvy. Shit news, but oh well. I've been holding this long, I can keep holding longer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50221302
Shills you have to up your game. Nobody actually believes that the stock movement in AH was a consequence of the news. If the “news” were never to be released, the price would have still dropped. But you know it will cause people to start thinking. So fuck off already.

https://investor.gamestop.com/static-files/f790196b-f52c-4324-84ce-e36f4f67c041
CHOBAAAAAAAAANNNNNNI

>>50221320
They halted it 13 times in one day, never forget it. The only reason they gave was "It's mooning too high and we don't want retail investors to get too rich". They can do whatever the fuck they want. The entire stock market is Yellen's bitch and is rigged.

>50221416
>yeah bro, I know we filed with the SEC and the dates are set in stone now, but we can just move them whenever we want
>fuck you’re right, might as well sell now before it gets too bad

Reminder

>JEWS ARE YOUR ENEMY
>WALL STREET ONES ARE THE JEWIEST

https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1542944110037925888

LC foreshadowed this a week ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50221506
that packet drop just got fixed on the google chart

Are you concerned about starting off aggressively red tomorrow? It looks like a lot of Apes are selling to Dollar Cost Average downward and take profit. They may also be moving into AMC and BBBY after their huge gains today.

>50221416
>50221361
Ah I see this is your new fud script

>>50221416
They can't just postpone the divy, it is already filed with the SEC. Unless you are suggesting the whole thing is rigged of course

GREEN TODAY

GREEN TOMORROW

I FOR ONE WELCOME AND BULLISH ON CFO PAJEESHITA

NOTHING
STOPS
THIS

NOTHING

ITS ALREADY OVER

>>50221514
GameStop is so wholesome

>>50221483
They fired him without cause when the split divvy and end game was literally in our sights.

Fuck Cohen. Were finally trending in the right direction and he goes and does this stupid shit. Im selling in the morning.

>>50221530
>mucho texto, sell now fellow apes!

>>50221491
All that and yet they still can't win. Their positions must really suck.

>>50221506
How did you get it dark mode anon?

>>50221549
Bonjour bot.

shit bros, moass is cancelled because a lazy nigger got the sack, I sodled. you win, ranesh.

>>50221514
right on time

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50221543
GREEN FOREVER

>>50221491
All that and yet they still can't win. Their positions must really suck.

>>50221506
>>50221527
RIP

>>50221506
Dark reader chrome extension, my eyes burn from the white backgrounds. Why not use dark mode for things, its much easier on the eyes

>>50221540
Then the divvy won't cause MOASS. Remember when Matt Furlong got in and everybody said MOASS wouldn't happen until he got his vested shares 30 days later? New CFO today. They're not going to give xir 1 share at an average of 300k

>>50221568

Are you concerned about starting off aggressively red tomorrow? It looks like a lot of Apes are selling to Dollar Cost Average downward and take profit. They may also be moving into AMC and BBBY after their huge gains today.

>>50221583
Thanks.

Fuck Cohen. Were finally trending in the right direction and he goes and does this stupid shit. Im selling in the morning.

>>50221568
>reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go
Kek! Why are you posting about Reddit here?

>>50221320
Great question! Could it be that... they can't?

>>50221506
So it would appear that they are indeed absolutely terrified of 135

the layoffs are 20% of corporate. not total employees

Shills not even trying kek

>>50221587
>New CFO today
Who was the CAO you fucking melt, she already has shares

>>50221527
>https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1542944110037925888
who keeps dropping these packets all over the place?

>>50221514

>>50221598
I'd Like to buy between 110-115

>>50221593
Based and saved

THIS FUD HAS ME ROCK HARD GENTS

FUCK I MIGHT EDGE THIS TO PREMARKET

IM GONNA SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

CFO is departing, GME is tanking again. lmao, I told you the board was just propping up the stock until lockup ends.

>they’re still here
>throwing whatever sticks at the wall

I dunno bros popcorn stock is looking pretty based and anti-semetic. Maybe it's time to forget gamestop and join the nogs.

>>50221614
"she"

>>50221531
Re read my post. You have to understand that the news are just to justify stock movements. They have to create justifications for us to believe when they drop the price using their algo. I am really tired of their bullshit.

Shills on life support

Crypto payments will bounce soon pajeets

It's not to late to be a whistleblower and profit from this

>>50221614
And I'm sure CAO and CFO get the same compensation huh?

I hope you newfrens understand this is a lighter version of the Citron phase. If this run is legit we're going to see harder and faster FUD soon.

Kek even fucking google has the jump back to 135 now

Argus Research has lowered it's pre-split price target to $98 U.S. dollars.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

First time sinds january 2021 I'm actually feeling something again. We might be close. Not intepreting the dot but the meaningfull correlations in random data map is consistently high in Chicago...

>>50221652
Wtf is gamestop.
?

>>50221606
Fresh, but tiresome.

>>50221506
"interesting timing" - cnbc right now

Top kek DDslaves work fast
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vttdt1/remember_the_fud_a_few_weeks_ago_from_kotaku/

fuck if you thought premarket was spicy today

t. bernard zamboni

>>50221668
Well do they?
>lol idk
Then shut up nugget

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics.

Hopefuly without Michael we can Recuperate our stock price.

>shills on maximum overdrive after silence all day
Hahaha this shit is hilarious

>>50221668
The board were sans compensation jannie style, she is probably salaried, so the easiest way is to give her a signing bonus and let her buy her own.

do I need to take my meds or are stinky Indians copy pasting hot of the press fud. either that or btc baggies need to touch some grass.

>>50221598
AMC and BBBY are down too. You are lying. Dont worry I already have your ip and info for when I file suite.

>>50221698
The lack of liquidity in AH is what allowed them to rug it so easily. They probably traded with them selves.

>>50221735

Good to see Burry is feeling fomo at least. He just tweeted about this. I love it when he actively monitors this baby.

>>50221715

if we're just copy pasting shit from the last thread

>Mike Recupero was an amazon plant recalled by his masters

it might be two weeks until the marketplace and split divvy, but the CFO being sacked is the last straw

picrel mfw

>>50221733
He’s the one that likes to make his presuppositions seem like fact.

>50221707
>he's going to post this 12 times each thread
this is how we know the drop is fake

>Cassandra B.C.
>Cassandra Brain Chobani
UHHHHHHHHH BROS?

WELCOME BACK DR B

>>50221740
I made a FUD as a joke last thread and they seem to have ran with it

>>50221719
keke I literally did that DD last thread and whomever read it just reposted to the cringe mines

>>50221698

>>50221767
She does have shares tho, your the one saying theyre a different amount so unless you can prove it your just spewing diarrhea

>>50221788
>and whomever read it just reposted to the cringe mines
As it should be. TYFYS

>>50221629
With a midget of all people.

TOPKEK

>>50221770
Based Burry about to bury boastful baboons with basically the best buy possible in the bear.

>>50221629
The fuck is going on in that webm?

>>50221768
He needs those rupees STAT

>>50221821
>The fuck is going on in that webm?
Hiding shorts

>>50221806
He also said the divvy has to be paused so they can give her her shares. Which is just false. He said it in such way that it seemed like a question but it was meant to fud.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Ummm… eeweewbros?
https://trademarks.justia.com/owners/eew-eew-llams-5084650/

>>50221829
heh

Hey GME.
ASMB lady is here to save you!
Yay!

>>50221703
OH NO MY GAINS ARE STILL GAINS

>>50221840
https://uspto.report/TM/97234573
God dammit what the fuck

>>50221770
As Burry put it, there will never be another Gamestop.

>>50221302
Ok so i just need to drop $5k more at a pre-split price of $400, and then post-split i will have 1337 shares and have invested exactly $69,420. LETS GOOOOOOOOOO I’ll wait until it runs up to buy for the LEET numbers

It’s legitimately going to get harder to sleep the closer we get. Anons take care of yourselves. You don’t want to have a heart attack when it really starts.

>>50221869
moass.com

takes you to

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v0zrni/burning_cash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>50221770
Wtf does he even mean

>Cohen u bastard bich u supposed to have ship TIGHT Im doing the needful and selling tomorrow u must do the same fellow 4Chan posters yes am I right? DO IT SELL SELL YOU MUST SELL
This is how stupid you sound. I guess you're at least being paid for such low effort posts.

>>50221760
jim creamer having a pop off moment with that first text?

sometimes just coming out and saying it is the easiest and cleanest

>>50221770
Luvya, Dr. B!

>>50221629
explain

>>50221750
Holy fuck the signs keep coming

What the FUCK is going on in after hours?

>>50221896
He’s saying go hide in your bunker.

>>50221750
Illuminati stock.

>>50221918
jews

>>50221918
Looks like normal and well regulated market behavior to me

>>50221829
Cheeky cunt

>>50221840
i looked and this is in fact real. I don't know why any of you would need to see ANYTHING other than the fucking chairman gettng a trademark on a MOASS that hasn't happened yet. Do you think it will be an effective strategy to call a financial service "MOASS" without ever having had one? Lol Cohen is prob going to set up a financial arm of the company just to help all the shareholders who are now billionaires.

>>50221770
He deleted that rather quickly, didn't he? I wonder why...

Lul what the fuck even is this
Oops almost let that one slip fucccck

>>50221884
What if that’s their plan

>>50221829
holyyyyy

>>50221709
There was just a (((mass shooting))) there dumbass.

>>50221903
Nah he's saying RETAIL is controlling it and that's the Bad Thing

>>50221750
this is fucking huge if it's true, huge ubisoft game working with the gamestop market? it's a lot fucking better than these slimy cryptobro NFT mobile games

>>50221831
Oh I didnt realize it was that guy, thats who I was running counter-fud agaisnt lol

>>50221951
Nah, because if we had heart attacks, we wouldnt be able to sell our shares to the shorts

kek baggies

>>50221970
you get to plunder all the satoshis the shills have earned these past couple years

>>50221993
baggies: can't live with them; can't kill them

>>50221951
Then you should’ve taken this year and half to get fit. I’m not kidding when I said the moment I knew I was going to make it off gme I started to take care of myself as I had a reason to live.

>>50221969
i dont think so

i think this was a cute double entendre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVl9z316vM

>>50221760
I hope that man jumps off a bridge.

>>50221943
But couldnt i have done this?

>>50221869
Somebody knows moass is imminent and is trying to profit via royalties

>>50221969
Retail who famously wait until AH to sell, at precisely the same time, to avoid receiving the dividend that was just announced.

>>50222023
I'd expect a coke induced stroke would happen first.

>>50222030
your chart is shit

>>50222000
checked

>>50222005
Kek baggie you're never going to make it lmao

CAPITULATING
NO CLOSING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I'LL BE ON MY SHOW SEETHING

>>50222023
Cramers the one I expect to swallow a bullet.

>>50222005
I really hope we're not the only ones who did this...

>50222058
I’ve already made it.

>>50222045
Thanks, I know.

can't believe ryan choden would sabotage the company like this. im selling my shares at open

"when you talk sports, i get it"

lol

>>50221840
>Providing financial services with respect to securities and other financial instruments and products, namely, providing financial market news and commentary

100% a redditoid grifter

>can't moan and cry for no divi
I feel bored waiting 2 more weeks for the divi, I have nothing to do for 2 weeks.

>>50222010
This video is pure copium

Gamestop laying off the boomers working in the magazine department is supposed to be bearish?

Wait... did the marketcrash get memoryholed? Also why is btc at like 21k

Look at the volume

>>50221784
Well I took my meds regardless. wagmi, frens, have a /comfy/ evening!

>>50221840
>>50221890
>>50221943
I can't wait for peak schizo-posting hours tonight for this shit to get combed over. Interesting stuff, lads.

>>50222105
thats some of jim's best work right there

clearly tilted
clearly can't believe how dumb she is
clearly popping off

this is why jim creamer has a show

>>50222103
Enjoy the volatility we’re all about to experience. This is legitimately the best part of the rollercoaster. Every day in these 2 weeks are going to be a new adventure.

>>50221629
Fucking beautiful

>>50222064
I hope he retires as a sellout and a fool and has a stroke so he’s wheelchair bound and incontinent and the only words he can say are “GAMESTOP, SELL. NETFLIX, BUY”
In minecraft

>>50222114
I can't see. What is it?

>>50221840
>>50221869
>>50221890
kek wtf

>>50222154
Half a million and rising, very odd for AH price action.

>>50222154
A joke

>>50222175
Nice.

>>50222140
Cocaine is a helluva drug

>cfo fired
>layoffs incoming
>dumping in afterhours
You know it's orge, right baggies? You lost. The rug is coming.

>>50222131
Who is he even trying to convince? Other media entities? Doesn't citadel only have like 13 investors? Why are they all listening to Jimmy Chill Cramer

>>50221965
I'll mass shoot my money into your housing market, dickface (complimentary)

>>50222189
> retard thinks shareholders have EVER been against layoffs

retard

I seriously wonder what will happen to Ken if he really was the head of this whole operation. The United States government may have to crucify him to appease the world for what is about to happen.

>>50221302
I'll finish up my BoTW replay tonight. Should I start another run of Nioh 2 or wait for Live A Live?

>>50222113
I have a feeling that we are gonna see a lot more memory hole worthy events

>>50222189
600 new hires this year and firing all the boomers who were running it into the ground is fine with me

>>50222211
He will be the fall guy for the children of the moth
Usually it’s a peon that takes the fall (2008) but this is bigger
And yet not even moass can take down the mothpeople

>>50222046
thanks bruddah

>>50222222

>>50222189
All. Shorts. Must. CLOSE.

>>50222211
>Ken Griffin in his TV announcement
>I may have destroyed the economy with my reckless gambling and degenerate habits, but I have decided it is time for me to live my life as a gay man
>gays encircle their protection spells
>can't blame a gay man
>Biden is now responsible
2 weeks babeh

>>50222287
Holy shit IM GONNA MAKE IT

>>50222287
i know what i must do and this time i have the strength to do it

>>50222287
>>50222308
>>50222311
Kek crypto isn’t even close to the bottom yet with that kind of digits. This should be fun

I am so ready for Cohen to push the button

>>50222304
>he threw the bedpost at his wife because pegging him with it was unsophisticated

Would also explain his love of mayo

>>50222343
What are you talking about
Are you an AI?
Legally you have to tell me if you are

>>50222221
I'm waiting for Live A Live. Looking forward to it, I love the graphic style.

This stock is fucked.
>dividends happen
>redditors cheer as their shares they bought at $380 have quadrupled in volume
>but not price
>proceed to sell every share they have to recoup losses (and some semblance of ego)
>they make a few hundred bucks at best
>actual shares flood back in alongside pretend nonexistent shares
>GME is now oversaturated
>absolutely collapses in value as le apes show their true colors and abandon their scruples
You better have your finger on the button the day that split happens. This shit is going back to $12 and le ebig jew CEO is going to dump his bags like a pregnant negress.

>>50222369
The hexes, anon. They were a response to someone asking if they should ape into ETH

>>50222377
I hope you enjoy it anon, I too enjoy the graphic style.

>>50222390
Source?

hedgies are you okay?
are you okay hedgies?
hedgies are you okay?
are you okay hedgies?

>50222390

>>50222390
This is the best one yet, and thats not saying much. They aren't sending their best

>>50222390

>50222390
>1pbtid

>>50222428
>>50222436
>>50222437
You have to be 18 or older to post. Are you going to prepare for the actual MOASS or pretend this stock is going to be worth billions of dollars? You were given a warning, time to be actual investors and make your money when the time comes. You'll have to be fast, this stock's going to collapse in value faster than anything you've ever seen the moment that dividend happens.

>>50222390
How many weeks of classes did they make you ESL shills spend taking "act like you're from 4chan" classes. Are you glad you have that in your brain now for the shitcoin you're paid to shit up a thread about a stock you don't own?

>>50222437
based eat shit poster.

>shills say price will go to $40 for months
>stock split puts price around $40
They knew anons...

>>50222390
I like these, these are funny.

>>50222437

If someone already noticed and discussed this, sorry! Anyways, literally as soon as GME spiked in afterhours, Apple & Amazon mega dropped, and maybe other stocks aswell, does anyone know/understand why? Pic related

>>50222476
Chobani Moment

>>50222451
>2pbtid

>>50222221
>>50222377 Checked
>>50222408
>Live A Live
Hironobu Kageyama's singing for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YU-S5Y2pTc

I’m so excited for mass crypto baggie suicide

>>50222437
>>50222484
That doesn’t work on pajeets since they’ll see it as a helpful suggestion instead of an insult
50222451
You clearly have learned nothing if you think the price collapsing will make people sell. We’re not boomers, you know

>>50222476
completely natural market operations, nothing to see here

>>50222302
30% of them just did today no problem!

>50222451
Grandma wants her shares anon

>>50222476
KEK. so obvious.

>>50222390
>le ebig jew CEO is going to dump his bags like a pregnant negress.
what did he mean by this?

>>50222500
checked and kekd

Poster on WSB made a post about the layoff six minutes before that guy tweeted it. He then admitted to me in a message that he Took a position against the company when he found out. I fucking saved every single one of his posts and messages, overlayed his post over the time of the drop, and sent it to every single federal and state regulatory body I could find. Has been a relaxing half hour. That guy is FUCKED

>>50222476
NOOOO MY RSUS FUCK

The fired that CFO.

>>50222476
Swaps? Did SHF runned out of BRKA to make his swappy wappies? This makes me have a big peenus weanus haha!

>>50222543
post proof

>>50222543
TYFYS

>>50222476
zero proof of this but I could see it being the automatic selloff of other assets to cover a small portion of a gme short position to meet margin requirements

>>50222476
Lmao wtf
Goddamn I'm gonna enjoy watching everything else tank while GME rises

>>50222476
Also this is literally "just one more day" in action

>>50222476
You can see it on SPY four minutes before the GME “glitch”

>>50222476

>>50222476
Some buddy got dick widated

>>50222211
there is zero chance ken is the main baddie. I know this because all of you idiots were convinced very easily he was, and never discuss any others. Ken is just the most aspie of the group, so the other sharks saw weakness and jumped on it. They have always hoped they could tie this to Ken, and the rest of them get off scott free, with a lot less competition

>>50222653
The federal reserve are the ringleaders, then their masters above them.

Obviously.

>>50222590
This makes sense desu
There is probably already deedee about this but I will never read it out of spite
I will profit without any knowledge

Can someone source me the filing that states Gamestop may withdraw from the NYSE if they have proof the DTCC is not acting in their best interest?

weapons-grade nuclear fud stirring holy shit. you couldnt scream any louder how terrified you actually are to be paying out my divy. wagmi

my schizo fantasy: The NFT market is is launched the week after the the split. Kenny and friends are in full damage control trying to contain the FTDs and contain the price (they can't). To celebrate the launch of the NFT marketplace GME issues a crypto dividend in the form of an NFT. You can sell/trade these on the market place, so it is a squeeze within a squeeze since brokers are trying to buy the NFTs on the open market. Oh yeah, if you hold the NFT you receive fees from the other ones being sold (source I made it up, idk how nfts and crypto work). Finally the goth girl in the accounting department becomes my gf.

>>50222705
This is how you know a) they never closed b) how afraid they are c) how much of a script they give the shills and d) how fucked they really are.

WAGMI and we literally did nothing lol

>>50222705
Every gme corner of the internet is gonna start smelling like hot desi shit for the next month or two

>>50222476
The literally fucking everything vs GME swap

>>50222705
What is this new fud about a postponement of the divvy until the new CFO is vested? There's no truth to that right? These guys are grasping at straws. Even the AH is nothing but bullish imo, yet we gave yp almost all the day's gains at one point.

>>50222476
GME isn't the only thing that stung them today, BBBY spiking was unexpected for them. Imagine getting fucked in the ass like this and then getting smacked in the mouth with a BBBY

just checked the chart, must have been fun AH in the comfy general, sad I missed it

>>50222476
Better call Vince

>>50222786
>What is this new fud about a postponement of the divvy
it's fud

>>50222476
>GME vs the world
We're gonna win this one lads.
It's going to be talked about for centuries.
The Fall of Rome
The Bronze age Collapse
The End of the Pharoahs
Shit-fuckin' posters on 4chan

>>50222786
As far as I understand the splivvie is already a done deal as far as the paperwork is concerned, I don't know of any way that a delay could be justified. And yeah this AH is bullish as fuck, literally "just one more day" in chart form

>>50222809
>>50222817
I didn't think it had any merit, thanks. I'm laughing at this spike and simultaneous dips in AAPL and AMZN. They really just can't even hide it anymore.

I just accidentally shit myself in the company car…

>>50222476
The spike is exactly at 5 pm. which is options expiration.

>>50222870
>WAGSO
I'm in the right thread

>>50222870
stinky bros its over....

>>50221821
>>50221910
That little person is a hedge fund, and the chick knocking at the door is MO'ASS

>>50222848
>They really just can't even hide it anymore.
Kenny is only a few days away from getting JUSTed

cramer's doing a segment on gme at some point

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>50222893
Options don't expire today, it's Thursday. This might have been a fund getting the call. Hopefully someone smarter than me can dig into it.

>>50221750
>skull and bones
pirate flag hoisted?

>>50222870
IT'S BRAPPENING
>>50222895
Unironically good form

>>50222476

>>50222966
>Unironically good form
Indeed

>>50222950
This should be good

>>50221801
KEK

>>50221840
WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE ON??? HOLY FUCK, CERN!

>>50223043
post-MOASS I will commission SIR to create works of art for me

>>50221840
>>50221869
>>50221890
fucking lol this timeline

>>50223072
Post MOASS I'm going to hire a personal trainer and physical therapist so I can figure out how to get /fit/ again with my back and knees being completely fucked (fuck you uncle sam, suck my taint). Used to do back squat 10x10s at 315 for fun and run 36 minute 5 miles, now I can barely put that up for one without pissing off my knees

>>50222059
>it's real
fake squeeze scenario?

>>50223059
they opened the portal to MOASS

>>50223113
TYFYS

>>50222956
there are no 0DTEs today?

>>50223123

>>50222431
are you sure?

Okay, schizophrenia time. Regarding the GME spike and simultaneous AAPL and AMZN dips, the dips totalled roughly $67.5B in MC between the two, while GME share price increased by $9.62/share. Dividing that $67.5B by $9.62 gives us almost exactly 7 billion outstanding shares of GME.

>>50222950
Looks like I'm just on time.

GME sisters should i have sold today?

>>50222601
"one more day" only lasts until the entire market is at $0.

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1545158705922347008%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fvtv1np%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

Lol the hot takes from some of the dumbest people on the planet (twitter users)

>>50223150
I'll take it

>>50222543
based

>>50223168

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1545137465748590593?cxt=HHwWgsC88dWVt_EqAAAA

Lol the hot takes from some of the dumbest people on the planet (twitter users)

>>50223115
A fake squeeze is impossible.

>>50223150
Uh oh, stinky.....

>>50223150
A very interesting proposal indeed

>>50222870
Typical baggie behaviour

>>50223218
>he was pushed out by GameStop chairman Ryan Cohen

cokerat retard is talking about gme

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>>50222543
Let’s see the screen cap.

>>50223200
uh... how?

>>50223245
Jesus Christ he's such a moron

>>50223218
aka we have been feeding various departments various disinformation, and the disinformation we gave to our CEO ended up being leaked and posted to twitter...

>>50223245
let's fucking go.

>>50223218
>Another Hedgie plant gets taken out from orbit.
Seriously, the CFO position is the natural one for them to try and take, CFOs are the most involved in finance and leveraging, tend to be fairly autonomous because people trust them to know their shit and they can hop the border into the market after shit goes sideways as part of their golden parachute for drilling a hole in the bottom of the boat.
Cunts.

>>50223253
What, you don't agree with him when he said interest in video games has peaked?

buying massive puts on meta right now.

>>50223245
META REPS

>>50223271
turned it off when he suggested a partnership with meta; his retardation knows no bounds

>>50223245
The way Cramer talks about RC is exactly how some of the angriest intern shills talk about him here. All I need to know about how RC is that they literally seem to hate him for trapping them in this position.

"I think gamestop should go all in on the metaverse"
lol they are trying to FUD the actual direction they think the company is going. FB changing name to META was reactive to realizing how far ahead of them Gamestop was. Holy SHIT this cramer piece is telling

>>50222870
https://youtu.be/VmkGgm-yzOE?t=133
this might interest you

>>50223290
indeed

>>50222476

>>50222744
sounds retarded but you have digits

This was a massive turn. Cramer trying to get in front of the shift to web3 and metaverse coming. So he can look back and say "see gamestop had no hope until they took my idea of dominating the metaverse". This was Cramer's "I would really prefer not to go to prison in a year" piece. Holy shit. And his body language. They are beat. They are on the defensive now

Who’s still hoping for that wutang divi?

>>50223302
HM

>>50223319
Cramer has already taken credit for suggesting that RC get into crypto or nfts. Wouldn’t be too shocking for him to do it again.

>>50223302
>oh yes

>>50223245
Jimmy Shill has the most irritating voice ever. He genuinely sounds like a rat.

>>50223319
After all this is over I am going to put out a bitcoin bounty on NTRing Cramer.
I don't care if they nut in his wife, his daughter, or his bussy. I just want to see the man suffer.

Bros why would Cohen dump this news on us the day after the splivvy announcement? Why not fire the CFO first and get the dump out of the way, then announce the split so we could pump?

>>50223150

>>50223150
how much did GME increase in MC in comparison to the combined $67.5B dip? how did the math work out? did it give them enough for 'one more day'?

>>50223383
Could be something to do with the Divvy tipped him off to the hedgie plant.

>>50223367
he genuinely is.

>>50223255
BINGO

The same trick that they caught cold war leaders with. Hand people documents with different typos in or hidden markers or even outright false info. See what surfaces and you know who the rat was. The timing of this seems like they caught him outright and yeeted him ASAP. This wasn't a culture or fit reason. He 100% was a plant, which makes me think the Kelly Durkin woman who went recently was also a plant. Hard to react when your plants get reshuffled or fired lol

You are out of moves Kenny

>>50223383
Because hes a dumbass. He has no clue what hes doing.

>>50222211
checked and based and a ball-whipping for Griffin, Ken Griffin

>>50223383
lol @ thinking the dump was from a worthless CFO getting canned

>>50223399
>>50223412
I like this take, so I choose to believe it, and in believing it I make it the objective truth. How wild is that?

>>50223448
>>50223448
>>50223448
Threaded.

>>50223466
Imagine losing all your corporate spies at the worst 2 weeks possible. 11D chess by Cohen. Mergers and acquisitions is under a CFO remit, if they buy loopring, bbby and anything else he would be part of the plan. So part of me thinks they did feed him false info and fired him so he would go running to citadel instantly after.

>>50223399
It honestly feels like Ryan is playing with Kenny the way a cat plays with a mouse before eating him. This is all scripted.

>>50223218
YOU'RE OUT OF THE GANG, SCHMITTY!