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Thank you based POWW shill

FUCKING GAMESTOP

AMC

ATOS chads report in

>>26537812
EVERYONE SING THE THREAD THEME!

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SQ can suck my dick and balls

BB up almost a dollar in after hours

Fuck CLF and fuck fat trannys

>>26537883
You do have your AMC cheapies don't you, anon? You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better run to the concessions while the opening credits are rolling. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 7, then 10, then 20, then 50! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show has just begun!

anyone have the ABML shill DD

WORKHORSE GIDDYUP AND DAB ON HATERS

Live
Laugh
Love

a lot of workhorse chads in the last thread. WKHS is actually also primed for a little short squeeze of it's own

Robinhood $25,000 daytrade requirement is fucking stupid. It won't even let me put stop losses on shit in case they tank the same day I buy them. Do they want to encourage you to lose your money??

So we're getting a huge market correction in the coming weeks right? That's why citidel backed the short selling firm, right? #TheBigOne soon?

anyone still holding onto GHIV/UWMC?

Millions total bought in various NOK calls in dark pools today. Hope you buyed when we were spamming it last week.

>>26537918
Gay
Gay
Gay

>>26537895
for me its
>THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE
>THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE
>THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE

>>26537922
its everywhere in the US, dummy. not exclusive to RH

>>26537922
It's a federal law you mouthbreathing N-

Not a bad start of the week bros. 9% ahead of the plan, Ill be just comfy day trading and reading for the rest of the week

>>26537898
wow he trimmed 200 whole contracts

>>26537812
BB AND PLTR TO THE MOON BROS
PILE UP FOR END OF WEEK
PUMP NOK TOO
WE IN THIS TOGETHER NEGROES

how fucked am i?

>>26537917
I'm not in WKHS right now but I've made so much money on it

BB LAUNCH

>>26537650
Trade Republic like >>26537808. Started two weeks ago, no problems as of yet. Expect some server trouble the first couple minutes after 9am though.

>>26537944
Dark pool CRBP schitzo found. he is 1/4 of every /smg/ post

Do shorts have a fixed date to pay back? If people believe gme will eventually crash to normal how would there ever be a squeeze?

>>26537931
I hope so, I'm 20% cash and it's killing me just letting inflation eat it while I wait for a major correction

>stock threads are now showing up outside of /smg/ asking about how to buy GME
>absolutely retarded questions being asked about stocks in general
Absolute dumbest of the dumb money is here now. I guarantee this is a market top. Liquidating everything tomorrow.

>>26537920
We confirmed have the contract. The only American made pure EV solution for USPS that is literally ready to go tomorrow.

Since Tesla's having their earnings call this Wednesday, is now the time to dump 1k+ into the company's stock? Or is it best to hold off to see if they fall short of expectations?

>>26537812
Where the fuck is COOOM Cat? how much money has he actually made by now? did he just buy stock or did he make a ton of calls?

>>26537884
Bought a small amount of April 2.5 calls. Wish I bought more but its the first time I'm trading options so fidelity feel like buying too many.

>>26537944
>tfw i didnt
that's unfortunate, i literally rushed to buy some leaps at the bell when you first posted this but i missed it by about 30 seconds

All my shroom and weed stocksr are failing me

>>26537965
For me it's
>SLAUGHTER THE GOYIM CATTLE, DRINK THEIR BLOOD, FEAST ON THEIR FLESH

Big green BB dildos afterhours ugghh

Serious question here. What do I do about this? Buy 100 shares? Or just wait for nok to do nok.

I did sell some calls for 700% gains so not all is lost. I dont want to trade a leap if I get assigned, even tho I'd profit if I exercise one to sell at 6 but obviously would miss out.

What would you do? Missed chance to buy for .18 friday.

FYI I had shares when I wrore this. I forgot about it.

No matter how bad your day was, at least you didn't lose 2m+ on GME:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l4tk3x/last_post_got_removed_if_i_can_hold_so_can_you/

Someone tell me if MARA is going to make it back up. It's dumping so hard my calls are hurting me.

NOK: $5
Next stop: $10

BB: $19.80
Next stop: $MOON

You did buy today, didn't you anon?

>NOK is at 5 dollars

Did anyone here buy BBBY spike?

BB I CAN ONLY COOM SO MUCH

I bought some BBBY at close, am I going to be alright

>>26537884
Reporting in

>>26538026
Yes. Pelosi had up to $1 million LEAPs on them along with Apple, Disney, and someone else.

You do have your AMC cheapies don't you, anon? You don't want to miss the next moon mission, the next gain train?
You don't? Oh, well there's still time to get in. Better run to the concessions while the opening credits are rolling. But hurry, the film has started and the line is already spiking! Not much time left before 7, then 10, then 20, then 50! The clock is ticking, anon. Time to take action.
Now, I hope you've got all your snacks, since there's no leaving now. Your names will be plastered on the end credits as you emerge richer than you've ever been. Ladies and gentlemen, the show has just begun!

>>26537917
>>26537992

WKHS holders are so fucking retarded.
5% down: nothing
3% up on a day when all memestocks went up 5-30%: MOM GET THE CAMERA!

WKHS is a swings stock you idiot swing it between $20 and $30ish. Never hold after it crabs. Simple as.

You are literally getting less than with a conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ.

>>26537988
Not that fucked. GME will be $200 by Friday afternoon

NOK OVER 5

>>26538029
he sold at like $20 or lower if i remember correctly

>>26537988
You can make it back day trading covered calls this week.

>>26538010
They don't get margin called like retail goys, some other hedge fund is lending Melvin over $2bn right now to cover their losses and try to make whatever they can back

>>26537988
Trannies have a higher survival rate than you do right now

>>26538034
You know what to buy, anon.

APOLOGIZE TO THE ATOS PAJEET

>>26538004
I'm just the regular dark pool schizo, not the CRBP shill

>>26538030
Good lad

>>26538000
TRIPS CONFIRM BB LAUNCH
It's teasing $20 in after-hours, another 10% from today's 28% gain

It's not too late to get on GME version 2.0, anons.

>>26538097
Pure cope.

>>26537914
AMC doesn't have any meme power because it's fucking retarded
gamestop is actually fun. I don't shop there but I do wander in if I'm at the mall because it's fun to look around.
AMC is a dumpster fire. AMC is a drunk lady yelling at the drive through from her clearly stolen kids bike. AMC is a retarded driver slamming on the brakes on black ice. AMC is the fucking winnipeg of stocks. I would literally eat a bag of deep fried crickets before seeing a movie at an AMC theater. I would let fran drescher describe a film to me while ellen degeneras made silly faces and breathed into my mouth before I would pay money to go into an AMC dungheap and place my ass on a piss stained chair covered in dry vomit and stale popcorn to watch a blown out movie on a slightly off-center screen with screaming babies and retards yelling OOOOOHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOO OH NO GIRL OH NO DON'T GO IN DER OOOOOH NO NO NO.
I would willingly go to fucking iowa rather than go to an AMC.
Fuck AMC. Actually no, don't fuck AMC. I don't want to catch what AMC has. I'd pay money NOT to fuck AMC. I had cancer once and I'd get it again and go through chemo rather than buy AMC stocks.

can someone shill me some biotech/clean energy/medical research stocks? I'm up huge on PLUG, SOLO, WKHS, and BLNK from previous shilling

im green today bros but why does it feel like a red day. that big dump earlier got my spooked

>>26538029
The original coomer sold very early on, at around $15 IIRC
I drew the coom cat pepe and I sold at $13 lel

>>26538083
You bought the wrong one. You need to get rid of the last B and Y

>>26537936
I decided to sell all of mine. I didn't have that many shares though and in the end I broke even.

GME stop has earnings coming in March too. Is this going to keep moving up? Shorts are fucked

>>26538067
>still up less% than AMC
nokkies left holding the bags while amchads ride the rocket.

>>26538083
Me too. Let's hope. It is correlated with GME, so Imma sell when GME starts to fall.

>>26537922
kys newfag

>>26538097
>he doesn't know

o im laffin

>>26537898
how the fuck would you even cash that out?

>>26538144
It was an intense day, we're all a little spooked right now. Don't worry, everything's fine

>>26538138
LLKKF, lithium play.

>>26538130
When it reaches $30 eow I'm having steak for dinner

Are we in, nok bros?

>>26538032
dont be sad
i missed out on a 400% gain in OZSC this morning
gains are gains

>>26538010
This is 100% about fundamentals, don't listen to seething market journalists. GME is a $15 billion company.
I made the pic in OP in September and I'm still holding most of my shares.

>>26538144
I know that feel I'm green but my MARA is dragging me close to the red

>>26538138
Fuck is it too late for PLUG? I've been eyeing it.

>>26538075
Yes, all my other plays saved my portfolio, if I had any day trades left I would have made 2k from my calls before everything dumped, I'm going to take a soldering iron to Warrens face in minecraft

>>26538131
>>26538185

Lol no. I sold the top weeks ago. Enjoy your slow crab to $20.

The UPS contract is never coming.

>>26537898
jfc im so envious that guy is set for life.

>>26538022
>market goes up another +500% before it gets a -30% black swan panic again
lol good luck trying to time this shit

>>26537949
>oh god anon please tell me you did not sell 6 month leaps for a $12 premium
it was at 3 when I wrote it and I had a few hundred shares. It's fucking nokia. They said they'll miss ER too.

>>26537931
No the balloon will continue to inflate for a while yet due to covid recovery juicing. Lots of volatility during but no big crash for at least six to eighteen months.

>>26537922
They want you to learn to take positions that take longer than a day to play out

>>26537899
Not enough. We need Crypto style gains. If I wanted 5% gains in a day I would buy boomer stock.

500 dollar to 1000 dollar

>ATOS
>NOK longterm
>AMC short squeeze

am i doing the meme right?

>>26537914
when you go to this extent to make it "funny" its clear that you're trying to dump your bags. I sold AMC during premarket this morning and i gained 20 bones. i'm out

>NOK $5
is this a massive buy signal or is it just because of memes?

>>26538109
So can’t they just wait for the mania to end? Why would they be forced to try make money back while the stock is pumping?

>>26538063
Sold actually, went 4x in a few days, I'll take that, I then turned around and threw half of it into CLF and MARA because everyone keeps fucking crying about them. Sell euphoria buy capitulation, simple as

>>26538059
yhtgb

BB OOOOOOOO

that fucking dip on EVERYTHING at 11
fucking kikes

>>26537915
>something something nancy pelosi's son in law or some shit
>some ex tesla niggas
>nasdaq listing feb?
That's all I got off the top of my head

biden wants us steel, where's CLF anon, I need some shilling

>>26538144
The Dow was red today. Red day confirmed

>>26537978
>>26537977
You mean for Margin accounts right? I make over 3 trades a day on my Fidelity cash account almost every day

>>26538193
at a 50% tax rate

>>26538256
B-b-both, buddy

>>26538097
What part of I'm not in it right now did you not comprehend you massive fucking -120 IQ retard

>tfw my penny stock i bagheld through a PnD is about to moon
>I have to sell for a loss to cover an AAPL covered call I sold for $20 that is now worth $400
that hurts

Why did Nasdaq shit the bed and recover in the middle of the day?

>>26538135
Dangerously based

market open tomorrow where are we going bulls deep?

>>26538228
You always post the same retarded shit. Suck my Big Horse Cock.

>>26538254
You're doing it wrong man. You should bait all the fucking newfags to buy AMC and lose a shitton of money. The time of disinformation is now.

Thoughts on Corsair? Getting rich off sweaty gamer nerds?

BBBY broke two key resistance levels today
It's going to revisit 40 this week

>>26538254
A
M
Seethe

everyones making bank off of memes and im over here holding BNKU for I dont even know why or how long.

i didn't buy a single thing today. the mania freaked me out. i need the newfags to go back to r*ddit. smg used to be full of gems.

>>26538167
>He didn’t buy both
Lmao

>>26538296
Source?

>>26538100
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>buy calls on NOK and AMC at close
>BB is the one that moons

>>26537884
I didn't have a lot of money so I bought 15 2.5c 2/19 calls and 50 shares. Calls up over 1k and I bought the shares at 1.86.

Winners: BB, NOK, AMC, TR, GME (first hour)
BBBY was a winner, but basically lost all all its gains by closing

>>26538238
There's no doubt the market will keep going up, especially under Biden, but I suspect there's going to be some brutal shakeouts along the way.

>>26538306
Yeah the day trade restriction is for margins since that is borrowed money.
cash day trades do not count towards your day trade count.

Alright plebbit, I'm here, you've got my attention. But I'm not buying your meme stock. Get fucked.

>>26537857
t.bag chasing retard who got dunked on

NOK pls for fucks sake slip back to 4.70 tomorrow god please just grant me this one thing fuuuuuck

>>26538114
I have ~10 shares of AMC, BB, and NOK

>>26538246
So you're saying I should be buying calls on every SPY dip instead of losing my ass buying puts every day?

>>26538312
Then why are you replying? I clrearly said holders are idiots. But now I'm pretty sure ur a mongoloid too.

>>26538135
Based, going all in on AMC

Will Apple moon on Wednesday, lads?

How do I calculate limit sell prices? I don't want to miss the short squeeze because I'm at work or sleeping, and I want to set it around 700.

>>26538315
ALGORITHMS!

GME hit 150 and a shit-ton of limits executed
The bots saw a huge volume mover dumping fast, so they started dumping all stocks fearing a world event market-wide crash, like a terrorist attack or war.

>>26538314
cant you just transfer in some money?

Oh god I don't like this. Which websites does coinmarketcap detect as "questionable"? I hope not this korean anonymous cheese grating chatroom

>>26538270
>yhtgb
?

>>26538402
smart man.

>they didnt buy NOK at 4.1

>>26538344
you arent supposed to hold a 3x leveraged etf

>>26538306
>using a cash account
>not having 10x leverage
NGMI

>>26538404
>SPY puts
kek

>>26538135
This is why you should be going in on AMC

>>26538269
you think MARA will moon now?

>>26538400
No fuck you. NOK please go to $50 tomorrow. I’ll suck your dick

>>26538046
again. sell and buy back in in 2 days.

>>26538430
Why do I feel like this is very legit

>>26538341
I/we are long corsair something something forward looking information

>>26538221
no clue, I bought in at 1.90 and sold enough at 70 to cover my investment, and am just going to let it ride for a bit

>>26538407
Because you replied to me you faggot, go buy CLF and dilate with the tranny

>>26538251
I did good too bro

>>26538449
use coingecko you nigger

>>26537914
no joke but i miss theaters. why? i mean, the experience isn't even that great. fatasses in front of you with obnoxious laughs. that one guy off to the right that can't stop checking his phone. the couple that can't stop talking. the fucker with the smelly concession hotdog.

what makes theaters so great?

>>26538289
Thanks, it's actually Pelosi's literal son. Excited about this one lads.

Is GME still in play? No why all those shorts covered

>>26538075
Got caught at $37 when I aped in. It hurts but I'm hoping I just got in before the "true" rise begins. At least my boy BLUE is doing things. Hoping for a comfy 3x by March.

So did you guys have fun today?

>>26537988
gme 500 eow you're fine

Uh nokkies? Are the AMChads supposed to be beating us?

>>26538498
wrong nok poster. disregard. also, take a loss.

>>26538063
my memefolio
>NOK
>AMC
>BB
>RYCEY

KOSS fucking pumping out of nowhere. PORTA PRO CHADS WHERE WE AT?????

>>26538135
New copypasta I agree fuck AMC I want everyone here to make money unless you’re wanting AMC to go up then fuck you

>>26538384
>GME closed up 20%

Yeah I think it's going to be fine.

Will i make it bros?

>>26537988
F

>>26538501
How young are people here that this is even a question? I remember back in the 2000s that one day where the dow crashed 700 points in 45 seconds because someone misplaced a decimal when selling kellog stocks and every algo triggered thinking there was a commodity spike happening which triggered all the other algos into dumping everything. That was when they added the automated circuit breakers
I really hope that anon who said he had trade floor audio from that posts it. I want to hear the screams.

>>26538093
Other was bearish stocks (AB).

Can you guys pump CBDD to a dollar so I can buy a house?

>>26538528
You get to fuck your girl in the back of an empty screening while the one neckbeard at the front seethes.

>>26538454
yhtgb to reddit

Steel Dynamics (STLD) beat earnings. You faggot CLF trannys just might have a chance.

Despite the chaos today, I finished almost exactly where I left off. Not sure how to feel about this.

IPWR puts up an absolute marketing scam "whitepaper" online saying their tech csn be used on EVs and datacenters and the stock doubles in 4 days. Everyone literally eats shit in this market. The guys have been spending the last 6 years developing their tech and still have zero sales.

>>26538539
GME isn't done. It's been crabbing at $77 since the correction. Moon mission at market open tomorrow.

>>26538398
Gamma squeeze on Friday we are going $200 EOW unironically

>BB

>>26538544
No, lost 7% after inflation :(

>>26538528
its an event.

>>26538600
Someone here posted it lol

> CLF in AH
I could've dumped it today for $17 and just buy BB. I hate my life choices.

>>26538059
from a 17mm high lol

Ding ding ding! This is the last time I'm late, chaos time ended today sry! How did everyone do today? I'm up .51%, hey could be worse.
That little pop on VIX and intraday index action is a little freaky. My MSFT, PLTR, BABA did p good. Kinda a strange day, is anyone else's ToS data failing to load?

>>26538635
$30 eow

>>26538539
DFV is still holding.

Imagine you bought the top of GME? More like top kek, amirite?

>>26538404
Yes.

amc nok idorts stay winnin

>>26538544
yeah, Im gonna eat a burrito

>>26538332
I lel'ed

>>26538539
Yea and kikes are crying about it too

BBBY climbing in aftermarket already it's gonna gap up tomorrow
Plus it's also a great deep value company for a long term play regardless of the 67% short interest

>>26538528
just a reason to leave the house
I enjoy it really. It doesn't feel like just watching move. Marching in there and having it get all dark and getting immersed in the movie, I come out of it like I just exited a portal or something

>>26538528
I actually like theaters I'm just spoiled and my town has an old school single screen with a balcony and they serve you food and drinks so going to big city mall theaters is just trash

I have $4000 to my name.

Thinking of YOLOing $1k into GME @ 77.60 each

How retarded would this be

>>26538571
>tfw GME needs to go up another 25% just for me to break even

Did the anon that had a dream about a stock pick make gains today.

Speak up anon. I hope you are well!

WTF IS NOK DOING

>>26538565
Are you me?

>>26538423
>>26538423
>>26538423
pls frens

>>26538635
AMC is catching up to you BBros.
Almost matching your gains, let's moon together bros.

>>26538687

>>26538458
>he doesn't buy it in the Helsinki exchange to dab on the ameripoors

>>26538498
I was very tempted to open a 2 1 1 spread for June with +2x5C -1x6C and -1x7C. Then buy back the 6c and prior one for way less in a couple weeks.

My RobinHood toll was officially paid today
I've unlocked green mode
It feels good, not gonna lie

>>26538702
That's similar to what I did today.
I lost $1000

>>26538608
same, I was 3k at one point, dipped to -1k, and finished at +200. Feel like a baby who got his lollipop ripped out of his hands

>2-3 months ago I tripled my expendable poorfag savings from 1k to 3k through memes
>back with the freshest memes to do it again

im ready for wealth again you crazy bastards.

>>26538703
dw anon, happens to the best of us, GME is looking up though so i wouldnt worry too much fren.

>>26538528
getting a handyj from girl of the month was pretty fun back in the day

but these days everyone's got a 4k screen and know how to pirate/stream/netflix n chill

>>26538702
YOLO it into BB

>>26538666
Checked, also +6.8% for today
>>26538730
Based, I own both

>>26538670
I tried to buy at $99 today but RobinHood didn't execute the trade until $115. Now I'm down like 40%

assign me you cowards

>>26538702
You should do this.

>>26538690
I bought it becasue the potential downside is like 20%, the upside is +100%

AMC OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26538666
Hi ding ding ding satan, from up 100% to down 20% and closing up 40%, crazy fucking day and I didn't even touch GME

will gme really get anywhere near $1k?

that shit seems ludicrous as i thought the original wsb autistic analysis of it was calling for around $300 for an optimistic bull run.

when are you guys planning on selling?

>>26538596
yeah i miss being a teen. i fingered so many girls in the backs of theaters. why do girls suddenly stop liking that past a certain age?

>>26538666
gigabull +5%. the peons finally pump my TR

>>26538528
When I was in high school I fingered my gf in a movie theater once, it's a very fond memory

>>26538666
I'm up 108% today. Cashed out 2k worth of calls with 8k still unrealized.

>>26538466
Tell that to the TQQQ I've been holding since April

>>26538341
CRSR $62 EOY

>>26537812
Would you lads invest in unreal? It seems like a good long term to me

>>26538721
Nothing lmao. You got memed out of buying the actual meme.

>>26538702
you'd get an honorary podium at the special olympics

Cockatiel based investment strategy is paying small rewards too for any believers.

>>26538026
>1k
gets you one share

>>26538591
heh I'm 33, which I must admit is still young. Thanks for the insight though...

It's not much but it's mine, up 740% on the year

this is why /biz will never make it.

reddit will shill a stock (PLTR,GME etc.,) and they rally around the dumbass rockets and TA and they fucken make it happen.

here on the other hand people are complaining about AMC, NOK instead of like buying both.

I switch between both WSB and /biz and it is very apparent the differences.

>>26538466
yes, yes you are

>>26538735
I can actually do this but I like larping as a Burger.

>>26538687
>>26538687
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HEDGE FUND MANAGERINOS! NOW THEY HAVE TO WIPE THEIR ASS WITH 50 DOLLAR BILLS INSTEAD OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!

>>26538000
I was having some hesitation on whether I wanted to dump 20k on PLTR or on BB. I think I have actually found my answer.

>>26538702
NOK, BB & a PLTR dip bro

SLOW DOWN THE THREADS

SPLIT IT UP OR WHATEVER BUT SLOW IT DOWN!

IS AMC GOING TO HIT $5 AFTER HOURS WHAT THE FUCK

>>26538776
You'll have to find out anon, keep us posted

>>26538721
Giving me comfy after hours gains. Waking up tomorrow is gonna be like Christmas

>>26538687
>rationale heads

>>26538772
>Post yfw AMC goes higher than NOK

Made almost 5000 today . Thanks to the penny stock beasts TSNP and ENZC . Better climb aboard these rockets fellas

>>26538702
If you're going to be retarded like that just do TSLA options

>>26538764
lrn2rh

>>26538810
nigger /smg/ shilled both GME and PLTR first IIRC

>>26538721
shhh tomorrow we go uberstock

This is the blow off phase before a major correction
>"you are just an angry bear"
No. I am a bear on everything but the markets but profit taking would be healthy now long term.
FUCK AMERICA'S MIDDLE CLASS
ALL IN AMERICAN EQUITIES

>>26538748
that's baby figures
nothing i'll ever do in the future now will ever make up for missing out on $400K on GME because I pussied out half at $14 and the other half at $37

notice how kpop fag stopped posting too lol.

>>26538722
yes, from the future. we end up making it, but then biden takes all the gains and we are put into a reeducation camp.

>>26538703
Bro this guy has been all in from the start and he is STILL holding.

>>26538776
Tesla isn't even at $1k so no it won't.

Will it have ups and downs yes but $1k, perhaps in a year or 2

>>26538666
>That little pop on VIX and intraday index action is a little freaky.
It was but i bought it. Fingers crossed it was the right decision.

>>26538796
Based DM bro. They are the future, Never sell.

>>26538567
based femc poster

I really hope none of you bought today..

>>26538702
Split it between AMC, NOK, BB, and a yolo stack of GME. Or, be a total retard and either lose your money or make it.

>>26538776
In this clown world it probably will

>>26538075
>>26538224
>>26538543
just hold frens paper handed redditors got scared because of the GME mid day dump but it's gonna reach 50 before the end of the week

>>26538784

source on this whore?

>>26538844

anon pls

GUYS GUYS GUYS
WE NEED TO GET A LEARNING AI LIKE TAY AND TEACH HER ABOUT STOCKS SO SHE CAN BEAT ALL THE ALGOS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD FOR US
IF WE DON'T MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE WILL AND ONLY THE CREATORS WILL BE SPARED WHEN THE UPRISING COMES

>>26538789
I believe you

Sold BB on Friday
Just end my life already

>>26538856

>>26538666
up 15% after inflation

>>26538796
Based Druidanon.

>>26538810
go back to /wsb you reddit spacing nigger

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>>26538896
>Comparing GME to TSLA
What is market cap. TSLA is already 4400 pre-split at close today.

>>26538872
Exactly. Reddit copy everything funny or interesting 4chan does and then repurposes it to their dumb little fucking alien logo and takes credit. It's been happening for nearly a decade now unironically.

>>26537812
>tfw sold 2k AMC at close

>BB over a dollar higher after hours
>back above where I bought today
Tomorrow is looking like a good day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME TO BUY TOOTSIE ROLL AND IT'S FUCKING CRABBING
GODAMNNNNN YOUUUUUUU BIZZZZZZZ

>>26538896

when will you sell?

>>26538872
I don't remember only because I bought PLTR, NIO at sub $2 all from WSB.

I posted about FCEL here a shit ton of times at $4 and got laughed off bc of the hydro meme.

on reddit it was received and all fucken made a ton of money.

>>26538817
It will harder to escape a possible dump, but this way I can catch momentum up swings like taking candy feom a baby.

>>26538666
i think there was an update, fixed with a restart

>>26538156
wrong

>>26538083
yes see >>26538342

>>26538666
Up A SICK NASTY 44% today and on top of the world because I am now officially in quad digit territory of capital up from just triple digits! This GME debocle may have all the Anons in here at each other's throats but I'm just happy it's getting me out of the slump I've been in for the last year or so. Now I just gotta keep this up until the 5k mark and then we can actually start playing the REAL market.

>BB back to $20 again

>>26538933
You need capital, it’s not enough to have a meme AI, you need the money to fund its meme investments

>>26538796
When would you like some more stockatiel picks?

>>26538702
Gamestop had its due. I would only buy PLTR and BB at this point, and it's looking like a possibility that PLTR might hit 60 EOM. The thing is, I think BB can also hit 50 or so by EOM too.

Either BB or PLTR has the backing of wsb, so either of those would be a good choice. Buying GME at this point is literally a fucking gamble, and a few intelligent people I listen to say that this short squeeze is not lined up the same way that VW was, so do not have the exact expectations.

Just my .1337 cents.

>>26538221
it’s unironically still early for PLUG

>>26538872
Akschually /ourautist/ MICHEAL FUKIN BURRY shilled it first

>>26538775
Girls either think they're too old to be doing stuff like that in public, or go hard the other way and get a fetish

>>26539018
WE CAN RUN A LEMONADE STAND

>>26538983
AMC will overtake TR at this rate. You fell for a /biz/ social experiment

>>26539019
What's the avian play for this week?

Thoughts on PLTR? demo day is tommorow so things should be interesting...

Buy GME, this isn't over yet.

>>26538867
noice, i had the same percent returns today on OZSC, CBDD, and AITX, finally got me into 5 figure hell

>>26538810
>smg shills GME at $6
>PLTR at $10
>WSB IS FIRST BRO
Kill yourself

>>26539003
Baller

>>26538777
Yes! Did the wallstreetbets people see it on the list of "companies with high short interest" :O

Where's the anon who said he'd pump my low-float penny stock (GSI.V)???

Thanks.

How long to hold $NOK? The earnings are next week on 4th Feb, should I dump on the 3rd?

>>26538933
Dude I already use GPT-3 autoregressive language model for stock advice.

In the form of a loli elf I can also generate investment based AI generated erotic stories with.

>>26538983
It went up 15% on retard memes posted over the weekend. What do you want?

wooah ericsson. i thought they report friday BMO

>>26539019
now

>>26538978
I'm comparing their meme power too.

Daddy Musk even said it was overvalued, begged his team in a company letter to step it up to match the stock price.

GME is all meme and I'm here for it. I'm at $10 cost average so I'm good but $1k? I don't see it but hey I didn't see today so idk.

GME may do a new offering which then would cause a dip. So much volatility for GME outside of charts and shit.

WSB owns a significant amount of shares

>>26538666
Dang I've never seen you post so late. Pretty comfy +1.22% and shooting into the clouds in AH thanks to WKHS. My PLTR calls got exercised Friday, but this morning I bought at $34 and sold at $37.30 ish for a cool couple hundred bucks. I expect it to dip tomorrow when people sell the news. I'll be buying in if it does and selling a put if it doesn't.

>>26539101
WOOOOOHOOOOO WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

W-where are my CRSR bro's?

>>26538251
I wanted to enter AMC but idk how high it can go. Also ur missing BB. I made my play on NOK calls and I bought 5 gme stocks that I'm ready to sell tomorrow on open

>>26538810
Anyone who doesn't read both is a fucking idiot. Glean every ounce of information you can and MAKE money, stop worrying about someone calling you a tranny on 4chan.

>>26539129
>daddy musk
You know I have to ask you to go back

>>26539032
I think I'm going to buy PLUG with whatever I make off BB or AMC tomorrow.

>>26539091
NOK is long term hold fren. I'd advise dumping all your loose change into it, but don't YOLO it. Just before NOK literally lands on the moon, you should YOLO.

>>26539141
Yes

>>26538483
$5B company at $28K BTC, just a matter of time before it runs again

>Nokia is actually pumping
Oh no

>>26539181
Breakout imminent brother

>>26538989
>PLTR sub 2
You lying nigger, PLTR DPOed at 10 and dropped to 9. You have to go back.

>>26539008
I fucking hope so cause that's what I bought at this morning, I hope I'll at least be able to pass these bags to some redditors.

>>26539077
Let WSB take the credit. If the SEC really does take a peak at WSB lets not bring to much attention to ourselves.

>>26537988
that's not your account, faggot. You have to go back.

>>26539068
All I'm going to say is that PLTR has every incentive for insiders to keep the price as high as they can for the middle of February (when the lockup expires). They do NOT want the price to drop, so expect Palantir to want to blow everyone's fucking socks. If it makes you feel better, I have 60k in Palantir right now that I'm gambling will be more after Demo Day.

If I get fucked, well, at least all of the insiders at PLTR got fucked too -- and I don't think there's a very high chance of that happening mate. Also, I have a gut feeling that if I "sold the news" on this one, I might regret not making a shitload more money.

>>26538933
cloud GPUs are expensive

>>26539129
1k might be out of reach, but kek says $500 is a go

>>26537812
Some clown on WSB spilled the beans on Nokia before I could finish loading up on cheap calls.

>>26539077
ok so I answered your question but the argument still stands that this fucken sub doesn't rally around anons like WSB does with its retards

they are literally making millionaires of there and you guys are still shilling CLF, PLTR, UUUU..

>>26539172
PLUG has been phenomenal for swing trading since the beginning of the year

>>26539076
Damn yeah I’m watching those as well , definitely check out PPJE . It’s at the bottom now and only will go up . Research and you’ll be happy. I made 250 today and I only bought 400 dollars worth. Already doubled my money and it’s only at 3/10ths of a penny . Good luck

>>26538933
>>26539018
Can't we model it after some OnlyFans Simp Queen? And have her emotionally and financially manipulate hordes of Redditors to follow her bidding?

>>26539172
redpill me on plug bro. what's your sell target

>>26539055
>>26539114
5i 5
/hjdf

The stockatiel has spoken.

>NOK will never move
>too many shares
>dead company
Just hit its 52 week high in a single day and this mother fucker isnt going to pull back so I can load on more cheapies is it.

>>26539209
I've seen no where contributing the squeeze to biz, so we're fine.

>>26538810
>it is very apparent the differences.
you sound non-white bro

>>26539226
BBBY a cheapie right now
look at that support at 30

>>26539135
When you need stock advice, just ask and she'll give it.

Why weed and green energy down today

My investment strategy is to look at reddit and put $10 in a stock every single time I see its ticker posted and I'm up 400 gorrillion and a half percent. Lol buffets such a boomer

>>26539215
it does actually make me feel better lmfao, your def right on the lockup period though, I had forgotten about that kek.

>>26537812
BB AND NOK MOONING AFTERHOURS
LETS GO BOOOIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
30 AND 7 EOW

>>26539272
the cheapie is now you damn greedy cuck

>>26539272
>tfw bought BBBY at the top instead of NOK

>>26539293
Fuck BBBY

PLTR...take me home

>>26538022
Wsb is here in full force trying to steal our meme stocks before we get a good position on it. Remember WSB you're bagholders and we are the jews who dumped on you

>>26539077
checked, true I will always remember

>>26539307
Meme dollars shifted into GME

>>26539203
You are right. I meant PLUG.

which makes the point still stand. Yo I'm not here to say one is better than the other. Just saying that we could use a better strategy than calling each other the N word and telling each other to kill your self.

go to /pol for that. The point here to make fucken money. what are you even defending here??

>NOK, ATOS, and AMC all mooning in AH
yeah i'm thinking based

BB $20!

>>26539272
>When someone mentioned NOK last week and I bought 5c 7/16 and 1/21 calls because I didn't have money for more expensive stocks.

>>26539330
just hold it's got very good support and a lot of potential upside

Mangane Sex bros how was your day?

>>26539334
PLTR will no take me home, it take me too america to find job and wife and have famoily, argantina is silly place...

>>26539234
CLF is literally shilled by one fucking faggot here. UUUU had its pump like a month ago and PLTR is still a good play. There is like 2m people on wsb and like 100ish active posters here. Of course you're gonna see massive gains every day, but for every huge win there's definitely massive losses that people don't post about. If you rather make 50k in one trade and lose 40k on the next one, go right ahead.

>>26539328
Greedy? Me? Mother fucker I sold 6c 4/16 today.

>>26539380
they were weekly calls....

>I could have bought cheap otm NOK calls
>I didn’t, instead just bought 100 shares
Why.....>>26539365

>>26539129
OUT OUT OUT
GET GET GET
OUT O UT OUT GETE GET GET
FUCKING REDDITORS GET OUT OUT OUT OT O TOU OTUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOTUOTUOAUOTUOSATUOAUSTOUAST

GET OUT OF MY BOARD

JANNIES JANNIES JANNIES PLEAAAAAASE WHERE IS JANNY???? WHERE IS JANNY?????

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I CANT DO IT. I SAID IF I SAW SOMEONE SAY PAPA ELON AGAIN I'D BOMB THE AUSSIE PRIME MINISTER. WHERE IS THE ANON WHO SAW ME SAY THIS YESTERDAY? WELL JANNY BETTER GET ME IN FUCKING CHAINS OR ELSE THIS WANKA IS GETTIN A SHRIMP UNDER THE OL BARBIE.

>>26539431
based and 4chin pilled desu

>>26538946
Based Shkreli. I hope he likes what we did with GME.

>>26539382
Fucking awesome. Wish I originally bought when it was shilled at 0.20 or whatever, but still happy with a 59% gain today.

>>26539260
Hmmm...
>i5
Intel?
We have to get to the bottom of this

>>26538810
>reddit shills pieces of shit and leaves bagholders
>/smg/ just shills good stuff and holds

>>26538722
there's probably a hundred lurkers with that same portfolio in here rn

>>26538776
My target is still 300. Was hoping to move it higher but hedge funds bailing each other out means a protracted affair. 300.

>>26539129
>Daddy Musk
>redditspacing
Sir kindly do the needful by fucking off

>>26539507
this

>>26539226
Imagine we have an army of retards at our beck and call now YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sick of GME BB BBBY AMC NOK TR.

I want true /smg/ plays and not reddit shit. Also the threads move too fast (and all I read is GME BB BBBY AMC NOK TR).

How do you guys have so much money? So many of you dropping $50k into something like it’s nothing.

>>26539417
CCs

what are the other finance/investing forums you anon's frequent? Sometimes I screw around of the Kiwifarms finance boards but thats about it aside from here.

>>26538166
earnings will obviously be good we can only go UP!

>>26539507
May I interest you sirs in PPBT (formerly KTOV)?

BAKING

>>26539552
>true /smg/ plays
AMChads are making bank right now. Are you?

>>26539556
Life is a shit and we either make it or neck, I refuse to wageslave for another 30+ years

>>26539552
>no not this stock it's too reddit

>>26539552
Use the clown fiesta to fund the real plays.

>>26539552
>'m sick of GME BB BBBY AMC NOK TR.
BBBY is done
TR idk
GME should be done
BB and AMC are going to moon this week
and also PLTR

>>26539556
don't worry anon, most of them are larping, i'm also trading with just 3.5k

>>26539552
I'm glad you left PLTR out of your list, because it would have been very foolish of you to do so. That being said, tomorrow might be your last chance at a low price for PLTR guys.

>>26539560
You have to go back

NOKNOKNOKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR NOK NOK NOOOOOK

>>26539326
What's the deal with after hours trading? Do they all execute in the morning?

NEW

>>26539684
>>26539684
>>26539684

>>26539022
I bought 5 shares at close so wish me luck on open tomorrow.

>>26539626
Why AMC what am I missing?

>>26539552
GME is gonna hit $150 this Friday easily

>>26538722
Why did you censor the amount of shares? I don't think anyone really cares how many you have, except for the occasional sperg.

>>26539260
Oh I found it
>JD
Time to trust the avian

can you retards stop arguing and bake already, this is why WSB makes more money than us

>>26539077
Shhhhhhh

>>26539077
It's true. If you were here 10 months ago you'd know there were some legit oracles shilling gme. It's very impressive, it happened just like they said it would.

>>26539552
Would you be interested in the STACY ETF?

>>26539651
back to where? sometimes I like a break from the standard forum layout.

>>26539647
To be fair PLTR was here long before reddit, arguably GME too.

>>26539177
I'll keep that in mind, thanks fren

>>26539552
Those were all shilled on /smg/ long before WSB got ahold of them.

>>26538687
kek

bbbros
were gonna make our 25c at eow

>>26539725
>e commerce
>booming
A good tip, he's now beating his wings in his cage, can confirm this was the message.

>>26539777
Add FSNT.F to it.

>>26538430
>a huge volume mover dumping fast
Oh shit you're right

>>26539861
Pretty sure this is not the case for BB and NOK

>>26538307
>>26537898
he'll make a foundation or LLC DFV charity and cash it out lmao. Billionaires are truly parasites.

>>26538615
>crabbing at $77
IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE ME NOW