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i'm setting an alert on my phone to ping me the nanosecond i break even on CLF, then I'm throwing those shares dumpster and putting that money back into ARKK LEAPs, fuck this scam of a ticker

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AMC doesn't have any meme power because it's fucking retarded
gamestop is actually fun. I don't shop there but I do wander in if I'm at the mall because it's fun to look around.
AMC is a dumpster fire. AMC is a drunk lady yelling at the drive through from her clearly stolen kids bike. AMC is a retarded driver slamming on the brakes on black ice. AMC is the fucking winnipeg of stocks. I would literally eat a bag of deep fried crickets before seeing a movie at an AMC theater. I would let fran drescher describe a film to me while ellen degeneras made silly faces and breathed into my mouth before I would pay money to go into an AMC dungheap and place my ass on a piss stained chair covered in dry vomit and stale popcorn to watch a blown out movie on a slightly off-center screen with screaming babies and retards yelling OOOOOHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOO OH NO GIRL OH NO DON'T GO IN DER OOOOOH NO NO NO.
I would willingly go to fucking iowa rather than go to an AMC.
Fuck AMC. Actually no, don't fuck AMC. I don't want to catch what AMC has. I'd pay money NOT to fuck AMC. I had cancer once and I'd get it again and go through chemo rather than buy AMC stocks.