/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder to buy uuuu calls tomorrow

Where we goin RTX bros

>>25536227
I already have uuuu puts and my line can only go up, it's crashing tommorow

I haven’t coomed all of 2021 so far. Should I continue doing this or should I fap to loli hentai?

Wait a fucking second. So all I have to do is make an average of 1-2% a day and I can 10x my money yearly? Hold the phone.

>>25536270
Fap to miko

>>25536248
To Iran, in salvos of 50 or more.

>>25536270
Loli is gay. Fap to this, it's fresh and top quality.

I actually have to call somebody to set up monthly purchase of a mutual fund on TD Ameritrade? And pay a 50 dollar fee? Are you shitting me?

>>25536314
Fuck that. Get fxaix or something

>>25536291
FAQ

should i buy amzn calls at open

>>25536248
WW3 isn't happening, so RTX isn't going to moon. Also it's a tranny stock
>https://www.rtx.com/our-company/diversity-equity-inclusion

>>25536190
What’s worth buying short term? I’ve got about 40k or margin to play around with.

Also rate my portfolio

I’d like to exit my PLTR position before February (To buy back in after the other shares are released) and I have a long term GTE hold, GTE should weather any crashes pretty well as it’s already fucked as of right now. In the March crash DRIP skyrocketed, so I bought 200 shares of that just in case to offset any loss

>>25536364
Better non tranny stock then?

fellow eurofags, what will you be buying this fine morning?

>>25536375
>1%
was nice knowing you anon

>>25536420
Wtf I forgot u guys existed, I thought you were all graveyard shift Americans like me

Tfw I have to wage slave 12 hours from 6:00 in the evening to 6:00 in the morning for the next 11 days straight, and work a double shift Saturday

sora ni negai wo kakeru sore wa kanawanu omoi
hito wa sou yatte ikutsu mo yoru wo koete
ashita wo sagashite kitandarou

kimi he omoi wo haseru tooku hanarete itemo
hitori kou shite miageru sora no saki ni
itsuka tsunagariaeru kokoro wo shinjite

nagareboshi kirari kimi wa yume no naka
chigau asu sagasu kyou no michishirube
isshun no hikari kono omoi yo todoke
kimi no tame ni dekiru koto mitsukeru no sa
sora no kanata made

tabi ni dekakeyou

>>25536375
fuck mirin that GTE stack. that's at LEAST $2*amount

Can we admit now that Trump is a fucking idiot?

>>25536314
>mutual fund
just buy the ETF equivalent what the fuck you doing
mutual funds are for dumb boomers who dont know any better

Buy AAPL during bull market
Accumulate until 2024
Apple Electric Car released
Rich millennials,, celebrities, tik tok stars, Instagram influences, blockbuster movie characters all have them
Wait 1-3 more years
APPLE CAR 2
Repeat as infimum
Millionaire by 2030

AI down another 13% today?

>>25536498
Where you been the last 4 years?

>>25536486
Wtf is your job, state, and hourly? Some kind of delivery?

>>25536190
Is bngo good for you?

>>25536314
mutual funds are archaic and obselete, there's no reason to buy them over other similar products

>>25536523
I gonna invest in Nokia for the Nokia car. Better ROI.

Name a better anime than Soul Eater. I dare you.

>>25536498
Its possible 4 years of non stop attacks and a 73 year old brain don't mix. Or he's stupid shrug.

>>25536503
I have no idea what the difference is, ETF just always felt like you can buy it yourself or mutual fund was buying direct.

>Can we admit now that Trump is a fucking idiot?

>>25536496
Thanks fren, I’m hoping I can iron hand until 2-3$, another reason id like to sell my PLTR is that if the market crashes I can just accumulate more GTE and not be worried about liquidation

>>25536583
>ETF just always felt like you can buy it yourself or mutual fund was buying direct.
bruh

>>25536411
Does it have to be a defense company? All of them have performed horribly over the past year.

btw ARK ETFs will get annihilated in the next bear market, it would be a great buying opportunity but I think a lot of ARK bulls here are going to sell the bottom and underperform what happens to be a great long term fund, It's what happens with most successful active funds

>>25536411
CODA

>Can we admit now that Trump is a fucking idiot?

>>25536629
tbqh this
I like the ARK concept but the moment a bear market happens they'll eat megashit
Absolutely brilliant buys in a speculative market, but I'm hesitant to do anything with them right now

>>25536582
Its cousin, Fire Force

>>25536629
Fed not letting us go into a bear market anytime soon
I'm buying and holding ARK ETFs for at least a full year

>>25536498
>Can we admit now that Trump is a fucking idiot?

>>25536582
Tiny Evil

>>25536691
sectors and certain types of companies can crash while the rest of the market gets a correction, look at the state of SPAC these past 2 weeks, tickers like QS and DM, I could go on. I'm long ARK but I would never hold 100% in it

Step 1: run the wheel strategy on a stock or ETF you would WANT under any circumstance.

Step 2: keep some premium for yourself.

Step 3: use the premium you didn't use for buying the cheapest and most unlikely LEAP 2022/2023 calls and puts as a hedge against positive and negative black swans.

Step 5: if black swan events happen, either positive or negative, call or put, profit 10000%;

If no black swan events happen within those timescale, keep some premium for yourself, and simply repeat the steps until it does.

FIN.

HOW the fuck can i lose here?

>>25536691
Lol. Fed can’t save us from shittown. It’s coming once Biden gets in. Unemployment will go to 300000% and the market will tank. Nothing can hold that up. Not even the FED. No one is gonna buy stocks.

>>25536772
Fortune favors the bold, death favors the reckless.

Why are you guys going all in on UUUU, there are better Uranium companies.

anyone hear anything about VOM? i had a semi reliable source tip me off on it. he called NIO last summer and now he's calling VOM with the same confidence. lives in a huge house in a jewish area of my state

>>25536777
If you truly believe this, buy some long dated puts and you'll be rich
>>25536767
I don't disagree with you, but I don't see this market dying anytime soon. Even if the dems sweep in GA, I think we're still bullish for the next 1-3 years.

>>25536562
I’m early twenties/ robot mechanic / 34$ hourly right now, I’m relatively new so I’m making up for it by working wherever I’m not sleeping, I’ll stay late when they let me so I can get 16/18 hour shifts in. I started injecting testosterone to help me mitigate sleep, now I only need about 5 hours before I’m recharged and ready to go.

Pic related is my dream someday

>>25536582
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>25536777
Once Biden gets in the economy is going to skyrocket. It's going to the moon.

>>25536825
What would you recommend? I’m thinking about acquiring some uranium soon

>>25536853
Overall we should be bullish until inflation starts floating to 5%+, that could happen in 1 year or 10 years nobody really knows

>>25536583
>ETF just always felt like you can buy it yourself or mutual fund was buying direct.
you need to read up on this shit
look at expense ratios, look at the restrictions you have on mutual funds vs ETFs

so basically whatever mutual fund you were interested in, find the equivalent in ETF form (look at what holdings they have, e.g. QQQ for nasdaq shit, SPY for S&P500, and other shit..) and guaranteed it will probably have a lower expense ratio plus your funds can be liquidated any time without that dumb penalty whatever it was with mutual funds

>>25536893
It's going to moon until the fed can't pump it anymore and then it's going to be bad, real bad.

>>25536936
ETA on when i should grab the popcorn?

>>25536873
Depends on the senate. If the Dems have both houses and the prez the market will shit itself at least 15% because they're fucking retarded and will try to outdo each other on fucking over the rich (in reality, the vestigial remnants of america's entrepreneur class) and taxing your robinhood trades.

Divided congress means only reasonable and necessary legislation passes. Better for business.

>>25536873
>Stock Market is gonna skyrocket
>With no one working

Yeah. No. Clown market is coming up an end.

>>25536190
>>25533073
the advance of tech has always been correlated with the advance of authoritarian power. wuhan flu is just another method of accelerating policy and established powers to fit the tech of our times. im sure the lockdown culture is a good prep for a war or a form of proxy war in the future which will most likely neuter our the internet as we know it, i know it seems depressing but there will be a chance for freedom in the midst of everything and I only hope that some are capable of seeing that light.

>>25536767
>SPAC these past 2 weeks
What happened?

>>25536893
Can always employ a costless collar strategy if there's trouble on the horizon
Ultimately it's all up to the fed and how long they can prop this stinky market up. I think there's still a good amount of gas left.

>>25536190
You know I saw that video when I was like 11 and it was pretty shocking. Seems kinda normal now though, maybe I'll go watch it again.

>>25536830
Volt Information Sciences?
That VOM or what?
Not seeing that on my TD

>>25536988
The only thing that can end clown market is the clowns. And the clowns don't want it to end.
>honk

>>25536988
you haven't seen anything yet

>pattern day trading rules
Fuck this bullshit how am I supposed to grow my account

>>25536974
Eventually
>>25536977
>shit itself at least 15%
The perfect time to buy. You do buy low... right?
>>25536988
Haha money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>25536825
welcome new friend

>>25536190
Tesla is the apple of cars. What do

>>25536825
You're a small guy

>>25537021
Do some time in the cagie, wagie.

>buy stock
>news alert: insider selling
>news alert: citron and muddy waters announce short position

>>25536988
This retarded rally has been going on since May of last year and it does not give a FUCK about which pro-printing boomer is in the WH.

>>25537012
>>25537019
>>25537025

I’m not betting on the gay upside down market. All I wanted to do is watch anime and play Dungeons & Dragons with friends I don’t have. Maybe get a gf one day.

Now I have to fight the literal globalists pot belly goblins. You’re making me side with the water filter salesman. That’s where we are in assclown world.

Buy the SRAC dip will moon on date of merger

>>25536375
Jesus christ its like you only buy memes. That makes me sick you have money.

>>25537021
reach 25k, preferably 100k for drawbacks

>>25537085
>news alert: share offering
>news alert: reverse split

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25536491
I would like to request that your next song be of the Altai Russia throat singing variety, thanks. Fun fact, Mongolia has its own stock exchange and it's one of the smallest in the world. It's hard to find current data, but in 2011, their market capitalization to GDP was 13.25% and their GDP at the time was 10.2 billion USD. It's grown a decent bit since then, but the world bank doesn't even have current data.

Short selling is actually bullish becuse bobo has to buy the short back one day

>>25537085
>news alert: accounting fraud
>news alert: CCP assassinated your CEO

>>25537158
>not expecting black swan events

>>25537080
Cages aren’t even that bad, my cage is actually pretty spacious, only thing that sucks is I have a camera pointed right at me so if I don’t position myself just right they’ll see what I’m texting

>>25536931
If i buy 500 dollars worth of spy every month for 30 years will i be able to retire?

>>25537104
Feed tinny estrogen. She'll be your girlfriend UwU

>>25537104
Anime has made your brain rotten. Globalism is a necessity to make more capital. War, famine, plague, poverty, slavery, rape, murder, anything is justified to increase one's personal wealth and power. Join us or die as a goy pig-dog slave.

Anyone holding gold stonks?

Thinking of entering NHK tomorrow. Lots of insider buying. What do you think?

outsider here. what happened yesterday to make the market drop as much as it did? no money in stocks, just curious.

>>25536296
The most full-fledged no hips no tits loli is still more feminine than that gross tranny-looking thing in your pic. What is that fucking jawline. Loli is the straightest kind of hentai. Always has been.

>>25537193
yeah lol but the goal is to retire sooner than fucking 30 years

>>25536885
Kazatomprom (Kazakhstan), Cameco (Canada) and CGN (China) are the large, low-cost producers and produce almost all of the world's supply

Denison (US) owns the next big "good" (low cost of production) mine to come online when prices rise but they are selling shares to stay in business. They have this mine under construction so it will be the next currently inactive mine to come online.

Nextgen and Fission (spun off from Denison) own the next big deposit to be developed in North America (it's near the Cameco mine) and are a likely target to be developed/acquired by Cameco.

UUUU and UEC are primarily US protectionist plays IMO. The broader Uranium play is coming from the fact that ALL Uranium mines including Kazatomprom and Cameco have shut down production (officially due to covid but in reality they are waiting for the price to increase) because it's not profitable enough at $30. They want to double to at least $60. Once the price hits $60, a bunch of mines that are sitting around worth nothing at $30 suddenly become worth billions of dollars but it requires years at a bare minimum to get them online. The quickest to come online will be Kazatomprom followed by Cameco.

However, the delay between the price increase and the mine restart will be months and years in some cases. What we are waiting for in the futures market is when the Japanese will restart their nuclear reactors. Currently they are selling off their stockpile to keep the price of Uranium down and are trying to pressure the big producers to accept low cost long-term Uranium contracts and they are paying a premium to import alternate fuels instead.

What we want to see is the Japanese break ranks or exhaust their stockpile. One or the other will happen within 5 years.

>>25537112
I mean I invested 50,000 of my own earned capital initially, n yeah u gotta risk it to get the biscuit

>>25537235
>not being gay
NGMI

>>25536190
FUTURES GREEN AS FUCK

>smg right now

>>25537209

> Anime has made your brain rotten. Globalism is a necessity to make more capital. War, famine, plague, poverty, slavery, rape, murder, anything is justified to increase one's personal wealth and power. Join us or die as a goy pig-dog slave.

Yeah. You sound exactly like O’ Brien from 1984. I’m really gonna take advice from someone who’s foaming at the mouth insane - accusing me of being mentally deficient for watching anime...

>>25537232
You must answer the riddle to find out the cause of all financial happenings.

>>25537332
That's a cute donk there fren

>>25537339
yes, i already know this, but why yesterday

>>25537352
Thanks fren. He seems nice enough. Deserves a carrot imo

>>25537308
Sure

>>25537080
>>25537123
What happens if I reach a limit sell condition on the same day that I buy? Will the broker just wait until the next available day to execute?

>>25537394
Dems winning Georgia being priced in

>>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/nyse-says-no-longer-intends-to-move-forward-with-delisting-3-chinese-telcos-2021-01-04

do i go all in baba?

>>25537394
Some spergs were going off about political stuff happening on the 5th/6th.

>>25537248
yeah

>>25537332
You didn't understand 1984 at all, O'Brien was the true protagonist and did nothing wrong.

>>25537132
Alas.

>>25537428
THEY'LL BE EVEN MORE BLOOD GREEN BY MORNING FEEL FREE TO SCREENCAP THIS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25537481
Yeah. And he could also fly if Big Brother willed it. He could just magically fly around the room.

Hey smg, I've got 1k in my trading account. What should I buy?

>>25536858
thats cool as fuck dude, in something of a mechanic myself. wish i was wrenchin on robots tho

>>25537548
NAK

One more WKHS bump before bed

>>25537526
If Xi wills it I can also fly. Xi is God. I love CHINA.

Question: Does NAK pump when gold rises?

you ever feel like most of the people posting here are basically swine that walks on 2 legs

>>25537610

>>25537627
OH SHIT NIGGER

>>25537515
Done.

anyone else in TWCT?

>>25537548
QLD

>>25537548
A gym set.

>>25537548
1.2 shares of Tesla

>>25537548
Leaps on the next meme stock being shillled here

>>25537339
Nigs.
The answer to the riddle is nigs.

RYCEY'S ALL I EVER WANTED!!!
IT'S ALL I EVER NEEDED
SO TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOW
I WANT MY GAINS!!!

Word around the exchanges is that there is a big movement brewing underground
Everything we come to understand about the clown market will soon change, watch your step Anon.

>>25537782

>>25537085
>news alert: 6 more days before expected news on Japan approval

>>25537837
Dark pools better have something interesting happening because LARP otherwise

>>25537842
DA JEWSSSZSSZZ!!!!!!!?!!!?!!?!!

>>25537815
COULD HAVE BEEN A NIGHTMARE
I KINDATHOUGHT YOU MIGHT CARE

>>25537896
ALWAYS THE JEWS

>>25537158
>>25537085
>>25537124
>>25537873
This would be a triple A videogame thanks for the idea, retards.

>>25537842
Same reason jews are in charge of the NAACP, competency.

>>25537158
>news alert: your CEO just fired all cishit white men
>news alert: funding will be taken from R&D to fund workplace equity and diversity programs

>>25537842
Why is it I don't every jew I see are ugly

>>25537956

>>25537837
>sell equities
>realize ROI sucks dick on everything else
>buy back into equities

>>25537938
You spelled nepotism, subversiveness, elitism, etc wrong

>>25537902
RYCEY CAN LIFT YOU UP
IT CAN SHOW YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE AND TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO BE
EVEN IN A HURRICANE OD SOUNDS MY RYCEY WILL BE SAFE AND SOUND!!

>>25537969
Genetics.

>>25537890
>Dark pools
I have heard the magic word and my autism meter has just gone off. In the 2 months or so that I've been looking at these dark pool lists, I've seen nothing but calls on indexes with the occasional put here and there which I assume was just hedging. In recent days I've been seeing more and more puts on indexes especially today.
>10m on that single SPY put strike
>millions in total on SPY and IWM puts. I usually don't trade based on these lists, but I've deleveraged myself over the past couple days to sit in cash just in case, so I don't get wrecked if we do end up going down.

>>25537890
>Dark pools
I have heard the magic word and my autism meter has just gone off. In the 2 months or so that I've been looking at these dark pool lists, I've seen nothing but calls on indexes with the occasional put here and there which I assume was just hedging. In recent days I've been seeing more and more puts on indexes especially today.
>10m on that single SPY put strike
>millions in total on SPY and IWM puts.
I usually don't trade based on these lists, but I've deleveraged myself over the past couple days to sit in cash just in case, so I don't get wrecked if we do end up going down.

>>25538115
>he isn't watching the black pools

>>25537920
GODDAMMIT I HATE DA JEWSSSZSZ!!!

>>25538149
Someone posted a bit back but where can you grab this data?

Also your theory has sound reasoning anon

>>25537308
Nope. It's Bobo time. Bobos for everybody.

>>25536862
They killed Yang. Fuck that.

>>25537920
The only attractive character in this comic is the twink, is /pol/ just secretly gay? Also bestiality is unbased, just be GAY.

>>25538217
WE GOTTA GO BACK TO PARTYING LIKE IT WAS 1934

>>25538149
>In the 2 months or so that I've been looking at these dark pool lists
Where?
How do you get to look at that shit? I thought it was reserved for absolutely huge institutional trades

>>25538309
Based

>>25537956
in intel's case, it's more like the diversity hires are a necessity since all of their good engineers keep getting poached by apple and other big tech

>>25537662
Preview of tommorow.

>30K BREACHED
B R E A C H E D
bask in some glorious zoom-zoom tears

Double goes for those RIOT shills

>>25538149
Clever. That's all I'll say.

do I get shares in china wind energy company or europe wind energy company

>>25538415
What are you even trying to say? Anyone with half a brain bought BTC at $5K and dumped it at $33K.

>>25538415
>still 11k higher than when I sold in 2017
God fucking dammit, I cant even be smug anymore

>>25537229
Hell yeah bro I’m holding a shit ton of gold and silver miners. CDE, FSM, ASM and EQX. FSM $11 June calls and EQX $12.50 July calls look sure to print

LCTX
Lineage Cell Therapeutics
Stem Cells and Cell Replacement Therapy are the future of healthcare.

>DRY AMD (#1 cause of blindness)
https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-presents-new-opregenr-data-dry-amd-ga
>Spinal Cord Injury
https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-provides-update-opc1-cell-therapy-0
>Pic related
https://blog.cirm.ca.gov/2020/12/10/making-a-good-thing-better/
>California passes Prop 14
>Prop 14: Authorizes Bonds Continuing Stem Cell Research. Initiative Statute.
>Authorizes $5.5 billion in state general obligation bonds to fund grants from the California Institute of Regenerative Medicine (pic related) to educational, non-profit, and private entities for: stem cell and other medical research, including training; stem cell therapy development and delivery; research facility construction; and associated administrative expenses.
>Expands programs promoting stem cell and other medical research, therapy development and delivery, and student and physician training and fellowships.


>Participating in JP Morgan’s Annual Healthcare Conference from January 11th-14th
https://mobile.twitter.com/lineagecell/status/1346124229763346432
>JPM currently only owns 12k shares
>Added LCTX last minute, good PR inevitable

>>25538149
>In the 2 months or so that I've been looking at these dark pool lists, I've seen nothing but calls on indexes with the occasional put here and there which I assume was just hedging. In recent days I've been seeing more and more puts on indexes especially today.
You're right about that - since you've started posting them I don't think I've ever seen that many puts on IWM / SPY, previous ones also seemed like more of a hedge
I want to say it's still hedges, as a just in case last minute effort for the Senate race

rev up those spy shorts

>>25538473
>I time the market perfectly and I’m clearly not a rung-licking niggermonkey that means “made for BBC” whenever he sees some ass
K.

RYCEY in the stream
That is what we are
No stock in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ha
From one trader to another, ah-ha

>>25538534
I have an extremely high IQ and I don't care about ass since I'm gay.

>>25538569
Fug, that’s some good 3DPD

>>25538609
That's a man though

>>25538575
Ya? Well I’m a nigger.

>>25538569
Who is this pooper trooper?

>>25538569
AJ you bitch and moan when I post 3d women why can you do it

>>25538525
The why is not important, but it's more than just the senate. The upward momentum has been fucking insane, we are way way overdue for a major and lasting correction in stocks and the broader economy. The fundamental aren't there, they haven't been there for a long time, America is circling the shitter politically, and the wealthiest generation to ever have existed is cashing out their retirement en masse.

This is a generational exit scam.

>>25538229
>>25538337
https://otctransparency.finra.org/otctransparency/AtsIssueData

>>25538663
Because I know what 3dpd is acceptable to post. You fags don't even know who this girl is and it's shameful.

>>25538663
Just post lewd miko's. He'll get back in line.

>>25538700
I’m just happy you aren’t exclusively into trannies, maybe there is some hope for you after all

>>25538712
Only her new models. I don't like it.

>>25538674
Once I was a bear like you.. You cannot fight the Fed offering $4.6 trillion in asset purchases through 2023. You cannot fight that there are no other alternatives for capital to sit in. The market is going higher - any dips are temporary and should be bought and taken advantage of

>>25538229
I just searched "dark pool" on twitter and I found a guy that regularly post them there. I am an autist and don't want to give the guy more followers, but if you find a list that looks similar minus the red line in the middle, that's probably where I get them from. If you're talking about getting the data live, you probably have to pay for it which I will never fucking do. I just grab it whenever he posts it and repost it here.

>>25538337
If you're familiar with shit like unusual whales, its an algo that grabs this data from somewhere and either reposts it on their twitter account or in their discord. This one does the same except it prints it on to an excel sheet. Every now and then, I'll compare what's on these lists to what gets posted in the unusual whales discord and you'll find a lot of similarities. I saw some of the IWM puts on these list in there the last couple of days. As to where that data actually comes from, not entirely sure lol.

>>25538525
Yup I usually don't trade based on these lists but I loaded up some IWM puts (1/29 185p) last week and sold them today for a 80% gain. Loaded a few near EOD just in case. Like you said, it could just be hedges, but I guess we'll find out over these next few days.

is Merril Edge from Bank of America a shitty broker? it's not even listed in the OP sticky's pastebin

>>25536375
Do you have a target for GTE? That's a pretty big stack you have there.

>>25536375
Nice to see some fellow GTE-ers here. Wish I had that many shares thiugh

>>25537248
US nuclear act is NOT buying chink or Borat uranium. chinks will probably want to buy from CCJ anyway (Canada, ofc).

>>25538415
Guess you didn't see the doomp to 27k this morning, was kinda scary desu. I wanna assume it was the exchanges that dumped to liquidate the longs trading on 100x leverage. I anticipate a dump below 25k coming at some point, but couldn't tell you when. Its already almost 31k again at the time of this post.

So who pulled money out of the market today? Who sold? Raise your hands

>>25538149
SPY does look ready to tumble off the cliff. Just about to make a death cross on the MACD, bounced off that 5 year upwards trend line. Considering the macroeconomic situation, and how this market is the most overbought it’s been in a decade, it seems like a huge rug pull is coming. Seeing some whales in the dark pools make $10m bets on SPY $365 February puts only confirms my instincts here.

>>25537501
>tfw you can't invest in Mongolian throat singing

>>25538954
Sir but what about TQQQ?

>>25538690
>>25538835
Dank asf.
Thanks, fäm

>>25538797
There are always other alternatives for capital to sit in anon. US equities have basically priced in infinite inflation, and any pullback or even potential pullback from the Fed will completely destroy the markets. The Fed is not God, and there are plenty of offshore equities that will generate returns. Not to mention the boomer retirement issue - can't pay for that overinflated condo in Boca with stocks. Gotta sell em.

I think the bottom line is America is killing itself right now and people are beginning to see it and price it in. Yes the Fed can delay, but markets have clearly to a large extent priced that in in my opinion.

>>25536375
RIDE or WKHS, but mostly WKHS

>>25538949
>Who sold?
I sold.
It was a put for QLD with a strike of $115 dated for mid February.
Fucking bearfags, man, when will they learn?

>>25538954
>mfw I bought SPY puts that expire January 11

I missed it didn’t I

>>25538954
Shit, forgot the image

>>25539005
Whatever happens to SPY will happen to TQQQ even more so fren

Anyone else in on QS? I was up 144% and then it dumped 56% so fucking fast I couldn't even. What the fuck happened?

>>25537956
Anon, compare SPY vs NACP...

>>25538674
>>25538954
When was even the last correction? The election? And before that Sep 2? Not even gonna count Dec 21, since a lot of shit recovered intraday. Looking at fundamentals, we have a long way to go down, however the fed is literally propping up the market and can increase the use of their "tools" at any point. Powell said that himself. I'm no perma bobo, but common sense says we go down. Which is why we will probably go up. People make bets in the market everyday. Some win, some lose. Its just how it works. Would like to see shit drop some to scoop up some cheapies, but dips don't seem to last long at all in this market.

Anyways good night anons, see ya in the morning.

Red candles when???

>>25537565
Thank u fren, I envy you, I can replace a servo motor on a 6 axis robot but don’t know jack shit about cars actually

>futures

>>25539253
Saw that today, it got fucking obliterated.

>>25539226
If Jan 6 turns out to be a shit show, you’ll profit bigly, but typically wouldn’t buy any put less that 1 month out. Everything else is too risky and one BRRRRRR session from the fed makes your puts worthless

>>25538149
So you're telling me to buy puts in SPY and calls in BBBY?

So much FUD here. For sure this means Dow $40k by mid January

>>25539282
Well said, food for thought, cya tomorrow

>>25539422
>dow
who the fuck uses that

>>25539507
It’s a bigger number than Spy and Nasdaq so it looks better

>>25539421
Anything on these lists could be buys or sells and you’re essentially gambling if you buy anything because of them. I bought RIOT calls on one of these lists that this dude posts and made some good money off them. Doesn’t mean the next thing I buy because of them will make money. A lot of this shit is just hedges

My bank informed me that one of the companies i hold has opened a insolvency proceeding. Buy or Sell?

>>25538954
>death cross on the MACD
I don't disagree with you that indexes are in a somewhat precarious position here but this particular phrase is incorrect. 'Death cross' is a specific term that refers to the 50 day SMA crossing below the 200 day SMA. A bearish MACD cross is not a death cross. Death cross can also sometimes be a lagging indicator when applied to the indexes; for example if you went long the day of the death cross on SPY back on March 30th that would have been a pretty good entry spot. In fact if you backtest death crosses on SPY in recent years, they did not produce profitable short setups in the majority of cases. I found only one good death cross short on SPY in the last ten years (December 2018) and a killer short entry on the 07/08 crash if I expand the date range out a bit further.

>>25539507
Boomers.

Everyone and their mother can feel the rug pull coming, and more perceptive people are beginning to position accordingly. It's not as though the market can't continue to go up for another few months, even a year, parabolically. But Bobo will have his day. And like I said, it's going to be generational. This market is a complete fucking fabrication, there has never in our country's history been an asset bubble this all-encompassing and systemic. It's a question of timing. 5 years? 1 year? Who knows. I'm happy to be the fuck out of the market with my play money, and it's going to take a real plunge to get me back in.

>>25536582
>re:Zero
>kakegurui
>evangelion
>konosuba
>Date A Live
I watched all of Soul Eater, and it was not good.
The characters are too abrasively one dimensional.

>>25539636
>there has never in our country's history been an asset bubble this all-encompassing and systemic.
Imagine being this new

>>25537548
JAGX

>>25539722
You deserve what's coming for being ignorant. I can't wait to come rub your nose in it

>>25539636
I'm hoping the Trump volatility endures for at least a year in to Biden's term. These violent rip down followed by V bounce pattern have been amazing to swing trade.

>>25539636
so you decide to baghold cash instead while covid is ongoing?
for sure you should pull out and take profits, but there are plenty of other stocks like value trap REITs (the ones that aren't over-leveraged at least) that you can dump some of your cash in at least

holding cash is beyond retarded in this climate, at least until airliners are back to "normal" (my personal sell signal)

>>25539771
You'll be back here in another 5 years saying the same thing. Only difference is i'll be a millionaire and you'll still be an incel living in your mommy's basement

>>25539796
>>25539821
I made 30% last year and max out my retirement with index funds and other such boomer things. I'm just talking about my play money. I'm very glad to have a fat wad of cash in my bank account instead of bag holding. I took my 30% and it's a load off my mind, spreading FUD and getting nervous replies is way more fun than sweating over your bags imo. And let's be honest both of you are sweating over your bags rn

>>25539939
>And let's be honest both of you are sweating over your bags rn
dont project on me you dumbass
fyi, i actually trimmed profits and im 50% cash so maybe im a bear after all lol

Buy ARK.

>>25539964
>Don't project on me even though you're right
Your 50% cash is probably the better play tho.

>>25539939
>I made 30% last year
I made 30% last month, 2500% in the past 3 years. Keep coping.

>>25539636
Stocks only go up. It’s like real estate or Bitcoin, buy now or forever get priced out.

>>25539672

Come on now. Soul eater is high-dollar shit. Maybe I’m just a sucker, but I like it. Btw scoops, you did have a few good picks for anime.

But you don’t like soul eater?

>>25540012
Congrats, I'm sure it was with a huge sum of money and not pocket change, and also 100% due to you being the greatest investor to ever live.
>>25540014
Like I said I can't wait to come in here and rub your face in it assuming you still come here when it happens

So since fidelity is automatically investing my retirement, does that mean it's all in mutual funds with high fees? Should I take over it all myself? (I would just put it into VOO)

>>25539098
Thank you

No lewds but here’s a bee I found in Minecraft

>>25540107
Thoughts on gold? I’m all in on gold because I think the USD is headed for shittown.

>>25540107
absolutely seething

>>25536997
If it is all just smoke and mirrors should I just take out a FHA on 3.5% down on a house? Like why not just use funny money and when it crashes I’ll have a house to live in / protect

>>25540107
By what date are you predicting - just so I can post the screenshot on that date and ask you what happened

>>25537248
So this is a long term hold then, like 5-10 years?

>>25540074
There was a fair chunk of Soul Eater that I liked but omggg...
That fucking kid that thinks so highly of himself and the dude with the 2 guns...
And then they always had that main scythe boy make a really obnoxious eating noise.
I liked the guy with the pink hair though.
I’d put it above Full Metal Alchemist t b h

>>25540129
Bearish on gold. Bearish on USD too lol but I just like having a fat wad of cash in the bank it feels good. Knock yourself out. I think gold took a big shit in March along with stocks too though right? It's not what it's cracked up to be.

N

Can kids start a Robinhood account? I'm assuming that wouldn't work with taxes, right?

>>25537248
Thanks - saved this.
>>25540164
I have no fucking idea anon but for fucks sake how can you have this much hubris? Can't you see something is wrong?

>>25540107
but you have no idea when that will be. It could be in 5, 10 or 30 years. Either post a date or stfu and buy the fucking dip.

>>25536227
>>25536252
Well now I don’t know what to do

>>25540244
Could be anon but I seriously doubt it. Markets are cyclical, we are well past due for a recession. It doesn't work like that exactly I know but this bull run has been one of the greatest in history and is predicated on basically nothing. March was just barely a blip and we're smashing ATH not even a year later. Just feels off to me. You?

>>25540237
Who knows. You would have to check state/fed laws. You do need a bank account though. I doubt Robinhood checks out your info to see if your a kid or whatever.

Rate my portfolio, started with about 400 a month ago and turned it into 600, don't want to rely on crypto because it's way too volatile, but don't want to ditch it entirely, what do? I'm poor, 24, and want to get a good nest egg going

>>25540243
Bro, every person here knows we're in a bubble. We all are just riding the bubble as it makes the most sense to make great gains while these Goldilocks conditions continue
We just think it's going to go for multiple years
People were calling that the dotcom bubble was going to pop in 1998 - they were wrong for longer than 2 years
If you are not willing to say a date that you think it's going to happen by, then what's the point?
Eventually there will always be a correction in the markets on a long enough time frame

>>25540237
Zey can sign up vith Klaus.

>>25540354
Fair enough

>comes to see /biz/ meme stocks for tomorrow
>may be funny coom cat or work horse meme?
>scrolled for a while to find /smg/ thread
>why is the thread so lonely and abandoned?
>usual reddit namefags being faggots cringing posters away


This used to be a nice stock talk place, desu

Wait, americans dont get 15 hours of trading like euros?

>>25540424
It's better during bad times. Coming here to laugh at people who lost everything during March of 20 was the most fun I've had on this website since Jaffa Calling

I've been raped by UUUU D:

>>25540431
wait, stocktards don't get 24 hours of trading like cryptochads?

>>25536582
>Name a better anime than Soul Eater

So what does investing in real estate look like (without buying a house yourself). Just REITs?

Would now be a good time or wait until the apparent housing bubble pop in a few years

>>25540305
Yes it’s all fake. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. But I’m not going to pretend I’m smarter than everyone and can predict the inevitable rug pull. The FED and the governments response to Covid has shown that they will do everything they can to keep this system going. $3.6t printed in a year, lock people inside their own homes, shut down all competitors to NASDAQ, etc. Im in real estate, crypto and gold as well as stocks because idk wtf will happen in the future.

tsla is breaking 750 tomorrow

>>25540431
wat?
4:00am EST to 8:00pm EST = 16 hours
helpful website: https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/

>>25536498

>>25540489
Do non-residential REITs that are very boring and necessary commerical like telecoms or data centers.

>>25540321
You seem to be making gains, but speaking completely honestly you need to get more money into your account. Set up weekly deposits for your account if you are a wagie, even $10/week will add up. Diversify your portfolio and continue investing, don't let /biz/tards discourage you. Really though, 6 shares and coins is not enough, shoot for 15-20 stocks plus whatever coins you want.

>>25536988
The stock market is a casino now. Fundamentals don't matter anymore.

BUY ALPP

>futures

>>25540237
Wait do kids pay taxes??? What if I theoretically had my son sign up, magin to the max and then just file for bankruptcy if it goes south?? It won’t even be on his credit report for 7 years anyway

>>25540675
I am so thankful that I had the forsight to close many positions yesterday, but I am still going to get fucked tomorrow. And not in a good way.

>>25540321
>started with about 400 a month ago and turned it into 600
46% in a month is excellent. I have no particular opinion on your portfolio. Just make sure you define your strategy and come up with a series of rules you follow. This is important to gauge whether strategy is effective or not, get some kind of consistency to your performance. If you're trading on gut and feel you will get gut and feel random scatter performance over time.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

WHA THTE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>25540666
Nah, you're just an idiot

>>25540424
Markets have entered a nervous uncertain feeling phase. Suboptimal conditions for memes and shitposting as everyone is just sort of waiting to see what the markets want to do.

>>25538857
2-3, I’ll leave it in there for a few years if I need to

>>25540689
Everyone pays taxes if they have an income. Most kids don’t have jobs or work for cash.

i can't take another day like yesterday bros

>>25540689
They sort off pay taxes when they buy shit with VAT

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING NASDUMP BELOW 9K BY WEEK'S END I WARNED OF THIS IN SEPTEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25540787
You check your stocks every day??? Gosh that’s gotta be nerve wracking don’t do that

>>25540723
Yea ahh!!!! Do Neon Indian!

>>25540800
and that's a good thing

WHICH ONE OF YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO SUCK MY CHAD AT&T COCK?!

>>25540814
kys normie

are we entering a bear market?

>>25540968
yes but fear not we will break even in 20 years

When is PLTR going to announce that? It’s already on their website
https://www.palantir.com/palantir-gotham/titan/

So wait, volatility is up a the market is dumping because Congress is turning Democrat or something? Even ignoring that stocks apparently do better under Democrats, why does Congress drama even matter?

>>25540968
No of course not stocks go up forever and there is literally no risk at all investing in the market because of the Fed...right?

>You check your stocks every day??? Gosh that’s gotta be nerve wracking don’t do that

>>25540968
Thats what you said last year in march

>>25541040
I check every day, but it's legitimately good advice unless you have diamond hands and tons of patience

>>25540986
PLTR is always doing something but its secretive about it.

Even in the news something major happens and the analytics were done by Palantir but they don't attention whore.

It's such a cozy long hold.

>>25541040
I check like hourly.

>>25541126
I find when I'm up I check 2-3x a day and when I'm down I check 20-30x

>>25541040
I wish I could, but my gambling addiction pushes me to check it constantly

>>25540990
>stocks do better during democrats
>already forgot the Obama market crash in 2007-2008
>not knowing capital gain taxes go up under democrats
>weaker dollar

>>25541008
The boomers need to retire before the next bear market.got to secure the title for the absolute most destructive and retarded generation in history.

when did you wake up and realize we live in a world where we have wojak as our vice president

>>25540648
>Set up weekly deposits for your account if you are a wagie
Is that what dollar cost averaging is? Because I definitely intend to drop more money into this as I get paid, nothing I won't mind losing of course.
>>25540715
Solid advice, I guess a decent question I could ask is what stocks you've stuck money into, I'm mainly just looking at companies that I buy most of my shit from and figure that they're stable (I don't expect Pepsico to go out of business anytime soon) But it's obvious I'm crazy inexperienced and just want to make sure I'm not missing out on anything that I *really* should be investing in.

>>25536190
so today fucking sucked

>>25540480
Exactly! Fucking exactly!
I mean, maybe it’s decent? I guess somebody could even call it “good”, but the best? Wtf, man
How could it ever be compared to Evangelion. Soul Eater is absolutely not a classic.

>>25541188
Don't worry they will get the government to bail their ass out again if they by some chance find themselves retiring during a recession. The government has literally sacrificed the entire future of this country on the altar of boomer retirement and they will absolutely never allow 401(k) values to dip appreciably as long as boomers are the largest voting bloc in the country. Afterwards? Sure. Your retirement will get robbed from you and handed to brown people. But not until the boomers die. Similar situation with housing.

>>25541254
Shut the fuck up faggot take it to /a/

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Any listed companies that specialize in laser protection goggles?
Might be a good investment if thousands of antifa go blind on the 6th

>>25541231
>I guess a decent question I could ask is what stocks you've stuck money into
80% of my portfolio is swing trading 3x index funds, TQQQ, SPXL, and SOXL. The remainder varies depending on whatever looks good at the time. I'm not trading anything right now (all cash). Eyeing up the defense sector but I don't think it's ready for an entry yet. Still watching airlines and cruises for closely. PLTR and CRSR likely have some more pump potential in short term.

>>25541279
I think you’ve forgotten where you are, sir

>>25541316
>Racism
That's better.

Is Elaina's show /smg/ approved?

>>25541305
I see, Bless you Anon, I'll thank you if I make it

>>25541316
We're in /smg/ where we talk about stocks, finance and the such new reddit fren.

reddit is close though, you should go back there to talk about mainstream anime to capitalize on attention whore faggotry

>>25541446

>>25541408
no Kaiji is /smg/ approved
or anything that teaches you not to be an idiot

>>25541408
Kinda sad that they skipped the story where Elaina jew'd an entire nation.

>>25541370

Any BTC I can buy with a credit card?

>>25541451
I’ve been posting with this exact tripcode in these threads for over 3 years.
I can’t tell if you’re trolling or just the most retarded newfag to post on here in months

>>25541559
just get a payday loan?

>>25541507
>anything that teaches you not to be an idiot
Elaina is in!

so, if i place a limit order at $100 per, will my broker try to buy at a lower price, and just max out at $100 per share? or will my broker offer $100 even if people already made prior offers that were lower?

>>25541008
based

>>25541644
oh this is Maji no Tabitabi, I'll add it to my reading list

>>25541678
A limit buy will fill at the price you set or less. It depends what the bid happens to be at the time. Like if the thing gaps down to 95 in the morning and you had a limit buy set for 100, your order will fill around that opening price of 95. Ish. The main thing is it will not fill at any price ABOVE 100.

>>25541574
don't worry scoops, the new fags have been on the rise, and as you know that means that there will be something to wipe them out sooner or later

Where's Jack Ma?

can an ETF hold shares of itself?

>>25541777
dead

>>25541784
pretty sure that could create a death spiral

NEW NEW NEEW

>>25541794
>>25541794
>>25541794

>>25541794
>>25541794
>>25541794

>>25541784
No. And ETF will seek to replicate the combined returns (depending on weighting) of its holdings or the benchmark it seeks to track.

>>25536498
That's been known since 2017 my guy.

>>25541777

>>25541800
Chinese dude on Real Vision predicted this

>>25540990

>Stocks do better under democrats

It's like you read verizon propaganda pieces on yahoo. Please never breed.

>>25540942
Have fun getting cucked by your own emotions

>>25541182
sir, obama was inaugurated in 2009
everything else is right though

>>25541040
Jeze why bother? The market just makes more money, no need to check it if you’re confident