/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49263356

>They think futures will stay green?
>Dump ze lum images and crash ze securities market

>>30035608
>They think this is the split? Good, activate the actual split at lunchtime and bring the value of SOXL to $4.25 a share

>>29856093
>Activate phase IV, crush it and then poomp it to wipe out any hedges

It's time, dump the stock market, dump BTC, crash the economy, no survivors.

>>29018466
Alright just bought 788 tokens. If this doesn't $50 eow I'm gonna shit in your cereal

>>28813286
>Brick his phone and remove support for adding funds on desktop

>>28695504
>ban everyone on /asp/, drop the post count to zero

>>28522303
>He expects mercy?
>DUMP EET AGAIN

>>28447524
>Activate CORVID-21

The market will go into exponential mode soon and explode for the next 2 years until it crashes in mid 2023.

>>26126214
$10M*100% gains=shit return
What can you even do with $10M, sure you can buy worthless shit and waste money like a retard, but it's far from true power. You can't control world events with such a pathetic amount of money. If you don't rule, you serve.

>>26123630
Kids just buy stuff on amazon now after clicking an ad in their mobile gachashit game.

>>26095408
I missed out on all of that, and guess what OP? I don't give a fuck. Making profits is where the real rush is at

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DOOMPET

>>25913605
I know because everyone on biz is so sure its about to happen. The market never follows the expectations of the masses.

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>>25844444
Actually it should be a zero child policy. You have to pay $1M for your first child, $10M for your second, $100M for your third. This way only rich people can SNEED AND BREED.

>>25808032
expect eth to go back down to 850 at this rate

>>25797048
DOOOMMMMPEEETT

>>25787496
>Allo?

No but seriously and unironically though, only old busted up women care about jobs and shit. I'm not a granny chaser.

Why we doomp?

>>25685034
>cap rate
Imagine investing in real estate without having a 9 figure net worth, what a waste of money.
>want to spend time there
You buy land to keep other people out, you don't want to live in a place that is nice to live. You buy guns so you can shoot people who try to get near your family. The airport's only 40 minutes away if I want to go anywhere.

How do I profit off of the inevitable reality of WWIII? What should I invest in before WWIII hits and the nukes start flying?